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160033 No. 160033 ID: 6a5a08

Here in The Poorly Drawn Adventures of McStick, or TPDAMS, or Teepee Dams, you are McStick's brain. I am sure you knew this, being his brain and all. You are his thoughts, his feelings, his conscience, his logic. But you already knew this. I am merely a talking pie chart. I am merely an illusion.

*wavy screen*
Expand all images
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No. 160035 ID: 6a5a08
File 127049696671.jpg - (140.05KB , 720x720 , McStick-1.jpg )
160035

It was a night like any other. In the chill of winter, McStick dozes on his bed in the poor neighborhood of town- he cannot afford blankets. As he dozes he hears someone pull into the driveway. He is quite sleepy... it may have been imagined. Especially since nobody in the neighborhood could afford a car. He also doesn't have a driveway.

How should McStick react?
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No. 160036 ID: c2c011

>>160035
With paranoia. It's probably some fuck out to steal our organs, not like we own much else worth something.

Lets go find whatever weapons we can scrounge up from our meager possessions.
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No. 160046 ID: 6a5a08
File 127050010326.jpg - (86.50KB , 720x720 , McStick-Toiletroom.jpg )
160046

>>160036

McStick enters the tiny bathroom adjacent to his bedroom to search for a means of self-defense, should the (possibly imaginary) visitors he hostile. There is a toilet that has not been flushed (the water bill hasn't been paid in months), a sink with no faucet, and a medicine cabinet.
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No. 160048 ID: c2c011

>>160041
Look for razor blades or something in the cabinet. If all else fails then smashing a window and wrapping one of the shards in cloth or plastic can produce a shiv for emergancies.
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No. 160050 ID: 6a5a08
File 127050108530.jpg - (113.24KB , 720x720 , McStick-Cupboard.jpg )
160050

>>160048

McStick opens the medicine cabinet. The medicine cabinet contains:

METAL BUTTER KNIFE
TARNISHED METAL SPOON
PLASTIC SPORK
CAN O' TUNA

The most promising weapon is the BUTTER KNIFE. The CAN O' TUNA could be used to bludgeon someone, but that's dinner, so...

What should he do now?
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No. 160064 ID: 1963d1

>>160050
That stuff shouldn't be in there. Pocket all of it.
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No. 160067 ID: 6a5a08
File 127050649944.jpg - (110.07KB , 720x720 , McStick-4.jpg )
160067

>>160064

McStick adds the items from the medicine cabinet to his inventory. His pockets are almost full... to carry more stuff at once he'll need something bigger to carry it in. McStick makes a mental note to get a backpack, or bigger pockets.

McStick briefly thinks of something to think... he notes that his inventory is poorly drawn and messy. He is very observant.
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No. 160126 ID: 4531bc

BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!




...if you're not willing to do that, then just go and open the door.
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No. 160214 ID: 6a5a08
File 127052226520.jpg - (93.98KB , 720x720 , McStick-5.jpg )
160214

>>160126

McStick is confused, as the bathroom only has three walls. It is connected to the bedroom. Why do you think I never drew ceiling and wall lines?
I personally think my drawing skill is good for a Pie Chart with no mouth, eyes, ears, nose, hands, or anything really. That can mysteriously type, write, draw, and talk. I think McStick would agree, but I am not his brain, so i cannot communicate with him except through writing on the screen, which I am too lazy to do.

McStick opens the door and looks outside. The mysterious darkness of night hides all from view... a squeaky voice from below inquires if this is the McStick residence.
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No. 160339 ID: e9a4f7

>>160214

Uhm.... Ask him "why? Is there something you need this "Mr Sticks for? Perhaps a relative died and left him some money...?"
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No. 160347 ID: 6a5a08
File 127057836336.jpg - (71.22KB , 720x720 , McStick-6.jpg )
160347

>>160339

The short man explains that Mr. Carlos McStick has been selected for his... hidden potential to participate in a special program. In participating in said program, Mr. Carlos McStick will receive a check for one million dollars. He also inquires what the disgusting smell is.

McStick explains the toilet problem.

What should McStick do? He is usually good at reading people, but the man's glasses cover his eyes. Should the man be trusted?
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No. 160378 ID: 1963d1

>>160347
We can't trust this guy! Combination stab/beat him to death with all the items in your inventory, drag the body inside, and retrieve the check.
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No. 160402 ID: e9a4f7

>>160347

Ask "What potential? What kind of enrichment program?"
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No. 160452 ID: 6a5a08
File 127059293851.jpg - (92.25KB , 720x648 , Dusty Gray Field.jpg )
160452

>>160378

McStick decides to make this Plan B.

>>160492

The short man answers that the program is to study the potential for certain people to do things others can't. Unfortunately, there are people who want to use the potential for illegal purposes. This is why he has the gun he is carrying- the others might be coming for McStick as well. He advises you to decide to come or not quickly. McStick sees a light coming from the road to the neighborhood, probably headlights of another car. Decision time...

What should McStick do?
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No. 160468 ID: 632862

>>160452
Go with him.
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No. 160479 ID: 8ecfd4

>>160452
Follow him, and ask him what kind of powers? Because all this seems like a very flimsy excuse to have you taken out into the woods and then let horses gangrape you to death while they film it. Say that last part as well.
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No. 160551 ID: 6a5a08
File 127060082283.jpg - (156.37KB , 720x720 , McStick-CarScene.jpg )
160551

>>160468

McStick follows the man to the car, but doesn't get in yet.
Seeing the hesitation, the man with glasses hands the gun to the man in the front passengers seat and introduces the other man in the car as Johnny. He says don't mind Johnny's face, he's always smiling like that. Johnny is another person with potential.

Johnny, the man with the afro, is relaxing as if he owns the place. He greets McStick, notes that he looks rather uninteresting, and laughs lightheartedly. He seems friendly enough.

>>160479
McStick asks the man about the powers and mentions the forest and horse scenario.

The short man (whom we shall name Bubba) explains that it is different for most people, but there are a few general categories. Some have latent psychic abilities- such as telekinesis or telepathy, some well known abilities. There are some other abilities, but they would take time to explain and McStick probably wouldn't believe him unless he was shown.

This is the point of no return. Enter the car and go with Johnny and Bubba, or return to your house and awful life?
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No. 160555 ID: 632862

>>160551
Sure.
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No. 160599 ID: 1963d1

>>160551
Blue pill! Blue pill! Blue pill!
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No. 160618 ID: 6a5a08
File 12706088266.jpg - (77.86KB , 720x720 , Sure What.jpg )
160618

>>160555

Sure What? McStick needs you to be more specific.

>>160599

McStick says: Drugs are bad!

McStick still doesn't know what to do. The headlights from the road are getting closer...
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No. 160658 ID: cf68aa

>>160618

I don't like him but it still may be best to go anyway. He 'does' have a gun...
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No. 160659 ID: 7524b0

>>160618
Sure, go with them.
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No. 160660 ID: 1963d1

>>160618
Go, run, NOW. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A PART OF THIS. RETURN TO YOUR SAFE, COMFORTABLE LIFE!
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No. 160847 ID: 23de80

>>160618
Go with them. Not like you have much to lose. Well except for your anal virginity to a horse and organs that can be sold to desperate people.
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No. 160892 ID: 6a5a08
File 127064497810.jpg - (153.78KB , 720x720 , McStick-Lobby1.jpg )
160892

>>160658
>>160659
>>160847

McStick decides to go with them. As they leave they pass a garbage truck, which was the lights from the road.

The drive is uneventful.

The group enters a lobby. A red haired woman works at a desk with a computer. Johnny goes on ahead through the door on the other side of the room. Bubba tells McStick to follow, he'll show him around.

A sign on the wall reads 'The Y Academy'. McStick thinks he's seen this movie. There is a vent behind the desk and a window over the automated doors they enter through. There is a door on the other side of the room, as previously stated.

All in all it seems fairly harmless so far, besides the gun, which stayed with the man in the passengers seat.
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No. 160901 ID: 8ecfd4

>>160892
Hit on red head.

Ask the short runt when you will run into the bald professor in a wheel chair.
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No. 160913 ID: 6a5a08
File 127065449041.jpg - (157.74KB , 720x720 , McStick-Lobby2.jpg )
160913

>>160901

McStick attempts to hit on the red headed secretary, but fails his charisma check. Maybe next time.

Bubba just gives McStick a confused look. Apparently he's never seen the movie.
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No. 160916 ID: 8ecfd4

>>160913
Well follow him then. Be prepared for a fully haired professor that can walk.
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No. 160923 ID: 6a5a08
File 127066061691.jpg - (124.19KB , 720x720 , McStick-Cafeteria1.jpg )
160923

Bubba shows you the Cafeteria, where Johnny works.

[I is preparing rest of tour scenes, please wait]
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No. 160924 ID: 6a5a08
File 127066071146.jpg - (116.82KB , 720x720 , McStick-Commons1.jpg )
160924

the Commons, where there is a TV and couch. There is more further into the room, but Bubba hurries along before McStick can pay much attention.
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No. 160925 ID: 6a5a08
File 127066081926.jpg - (106.05KB , 720x720 , Danger Maze-door1.jpg )
160925

The door the the Danger Maze. Bubba warns McStick that it is dangerous. Until they know what his ability is, it is recommended he stay out.
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No. 160926 ID: 6a5a08
File 127066090986.jpg - (118.23KB , 720x720 , McStick-Bedroom1.jpg )
160926

Finally McStick is put in his own room. It is relatively plain, with a window, mirror, bed, and dresser. Bubba says to rest for the rest of the night. He can be shown around more in the morning.

[tour over, can now give suggestions again]
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No. 160937 ID: 8ecfd4

>>160926
Call them and ask for food, booze, blackjack and hookers.
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No. 160942 ID: 6a5a08
File 127066365111.jpg - (121.38KB , 720x720 , McStick-Bedroom2.jpg )
160942

>>160937

There is no call button. A note on the door reads 'Go to sleep, we know you're trying to get into the Danger Maze'. The door is locked from the outside.
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No. 160943 ID: 8ecfd4

>>160942
Masturbate in front of the mirror while flipping it off. Then go to sleep.
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No. 160948 ID: e9a4f7

>>160942
Cover the window.
Well try to see if it's two way first
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No. 160956 ID: 6a5a08
File 12706691548.jpg - (127.41KB , 720x720 , McStick-Bedroom3.jpg )
160956

>>160948

McStick checks the mirror. It is an ordinary, wall mounted mirror. In fact, when he was a kid, there was one of the same brand in his house.

McStick starts practicing looking cool in front of the mirror, and admires his new, slimmed look. Charisma increases. Narcissism increases. Boredom decreases.

It appears to be morning now.
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No. 160958 ID: 8ecfd4

>>160956
Bang on the door with your dick and demand to be let out so you can find out what your power is.
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No. 160960 ID: 6a5a08
File 12706697794.jpg - (28.73KB , 1018x570 , Stophittingyourself.jpg )
160960

>>160958

McStick punches himself to punish his brain for being perverted. Humility increased. Karma increased. Stupidity and/or Retardism mildly increased.

[I tried to draw it but couldn't get the fist right, pic is from somewhere on the great expanse of google]
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No. 160961 ID: 8ecfd4

>>160960
Silly McStick. You can't get to us.

But fine. Bang on the door with your fist then. Ask about when the cool powers and shit arrives.
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No. 160967 ID: 7524b0

>>160960
What's in the fridge?
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No. 160969 ID: 6a5a08
File 127067130474.jpg - (127.98KB , 720x720 , McStick-Bedroom4.jpg )
160969

>>160967

There is no Fridge in McStick's room. McStick cannot find anything in the DRESSER except for a RED CAP with a yellow Y on it. He can store things in here though.

>>160961

McStick knocks on the door. Nobody responds, so he tried the knob and it opens. Someone must have unlocked it. A voice plays on the Academy Intercom.

"All students please go to the Cafeteria for Breakfast. If you come late and miss Breakfast, feel free to use the Vending Machine."
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No. 160970 ID: 2cbe3e

>come late
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No. 160971 ID: 6a5a08
File 127067204322.jpg - (3.30KB , 200x112 , 12706697794s.jpg )
160971

>>160970

Karma +5 = 10
Intelligence -1 = 3
New Title: Village Idiot of Some Moral Fiber

Keep this up and you'll never be able to solve puzzles later.
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No. 160982 ID: 7524b0

>>160969
Get ye to the cafeteria.
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No. 160983 ID: 8ecfd4

>>160969
Go get breakfest. Be obnoxious and blame it all on you being poorer than dirt.
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No. 160998 ID: 6a5a08
File 12706761379.jpg - (148.96KB , 720x720 , McStick-Cafeteria2.jpg )
160998

>>160983

McStick goes to the Cafeteria and complains that he is too poor to buy any food, and being locked in his room. Johnny assures him that meals are free to students, and that it was to protect him from going into the danger Maze. His happy, carefree attitude is unfazed by McStick's negativity.

Karma: -2 for being negative.
New Title: Village Idiot

Johnny asks if McStick wants cereal, or toast.
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No. 160999 ID: 8ecfd4

>>160998
Both. You're so god damn poor you haven't had a proper meal in ages.
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No. 161085 ID: 7524b0

>>160998
If 'both' is not an option, go for toast.
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No. 161090 ID: 1963d1

>>160999
Two words:
Cereal Sandwich.
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No. 161108 ID: 6a5a08
File 12707002821.jpg - (101.37KB , 720x720 , McStickGet1.jpg )
161108

>>161090

Cereal Sandwich get!

Cereal Sandwich added to inventory. Inventory now full. It's a good thing Johnny never put milk on it, or your pocket would be soaked.
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No. 161110 ID: 7524b0

>>161108
Aren't you hungry?
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No. 161111 ID: 6a5a08

>>161110

You never asked for a plate, how else is he going to carry it to the table?
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No. 161115 ID: 1963d1

>>161108
No milk?
BLASPHEMY!
Go get you some of that.
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No. 161176 ID: 8ecfd4

>>161108
Ask for a plate. Then take to the table and gobble it down like the starbing hobo you are. Then ask for another.
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No. 161225 ID: 6a5a08
File 127073248672.jpg - (160.27KB , 720x720 , McStick-Cafeteria3.jpg )
161225

>>161115

There is MILK in the VENDING MACHINE, but McStick has no money right now. Deeply saddened, he hugs the VENDING MACHINE for comfort.

>>161176

Where should McStick sit? There appears to be only one table with free chairs, where a weird looking person with antennae is sitting.
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No. 161232 ID: 8ecfd4

>>161225
Well then sit down by the wierd kid.
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No. 162183 ID: 6a5a08
File 12709061226.jpg - (124.83KB , 720x720 , McStick-Table1.jpg )
162183

McStick sits by the odd guy with antennae.

The antennae guy is eating cereal from a bowl, and a girl with a red bow appears to be sleeping at the table. McStick sets the mighty CEREAL SANDWICH on the table.
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No. 162185 ID: 8ecfd4

>>162183
Ask the weird kid why she is sleeping. Scarf down your cereal sandwich like the starving hobo you are.
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No. 162202 ID: cf68aa

introduce yourself
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No. 162203 ID: 1963d1

>>162183
Comment on that kid's antennae too, while you're at it.
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No. 162204 ID: 6a5a08
File 127091807473.jpg - (126.35KB , 720x720 , McStick-Table2.jpg )
162204

>>162202

McStick introduces himself. The antennae guy introduces himself as Larry, and says nobody knows the girl's name, so they just call her bow. He's sure you can figure out why.

>>162185

Larry says that Bow is always tired and half awake.
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No. 162205 ID: 6a5a08
File 127091817047.jpg - (124.98KB , 720x720 , McStick-Table3.jpg )
162205

>>162203

Larry says it's part of his ability thing.
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No. 162207 ID: 8ecfd4

>>162204
Eat your sandwich. Ask how Bow manages classes if all she ever does is sleep.
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No. 162233 ID: 6a5a08
File 127092302586.jpg - (132.19KB , 720x720 , McStick-Table4.jpg )
162233

>>162207

McStick asks the question then takes a bite of the sandwich. It's good, if a little plain. The power of the mighty CEREAL SANDWICH flows through him, decreasing his already 0 Boredom to -0.

Larry says she can stop, speed up, and slow down time, so it's pretty easy to catch up on work. He thinks it's what makes her tired though, so she's kind of stuck in a loop.
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No. 162250 ID: cf68aa

Ask what his power is
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No. 162270 ID: 6a5a08
File 12709288794.jpg - (123.28KB , 720x720 , McStick-Table5.jpg )
162270

>>162250

Larry says that his antennae can pick up vibrations in the air, and he has retractible mandibles that can probably bite the corner of the chair he's sitting on off.

Bow is starting to wake up. She asks who you are, not remembering you being there before.
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No. 162273 ID: 7524b0

>>162270
Introduce yourself as the new guy.
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No. 162284 ID: 6a5a08
File 127093017672.jpg - (124.16KB , 720x720 , McStick-Table6.jpg )
162284

>>162273

McStick introduces himself as the new guy.

Bow whispers something to Larry. He nods. Larry tells you to meet them at Room No.124 later, they need to talk to someone they can trust, who hasn't been here long either. He says it's easy to find, it's at the very end of the hall. He says not to mix it up with Classroom No.124, which is completely different.
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No. 162389 ID: 7524b0

>>162284
Okay sure. Ask for a definite time so you don't show up early or late or something. Continue eating.
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No. 162441 ID: 8ecfd4

>>162284
Yeah ask for when you should show up there.
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No. 162745 ID: 6a5a08
File 127100466638.jpg - (132.76KB , 720x720 , McStick-Cafeteria4.jpg )
162745

Larry says to meet them there at noon.

Breakfast is over and everyone begins to leave. McStick takes another bite of his sandwich and stores the rest in his inventory for later. The sandwich is surprisingly filling, and he no longer feels hungry at all.

"All new students please make your way to the lobby," announces the intercom.
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No. 162747 ID: 8ecfd4

>>162745
Better do as the intercom says.
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No. 162755 ID: 6a5a08
File 127100622899.jpg - (179.59KB , 720x720 , McStick-Lobby3.jpg )
162755

McStick goes to the lobby. Nobody else has shown up yet. While he waits he checks his inventory.

He is carrying a METAL BUTTER KNIFE, a PLASTIC SPORK, a TARNISHED METAL SPOON, a CAN O' TUNA, and a partially eaten CEREAL SANDWICH.
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No. 162759 ID: 8ecfd4

>>162755
Try to hit on the redhead again.
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No. 162767 ID: cf68aa

Ask what the meeting is for
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No. 162769 ID: 6a5a08
File 127101099169.jpg - (151.85KB , 720x720 , McStick-Lobby4.jpg )
162769

McStick manages to make her giggle, but she says you're too young for her. McStick asks what the meeting is for. The red head replies that it is to discuss figuring out what abilities newcomers have.

McStick feels like he's being watched.
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No. 162774 ID: cf68aa

There are two crescent shaped dots to the right! Poke them!
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No. 162776 ID: 8ecfd4

>>162769
Tell her you don't believe she could be a day over 20.
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No. 162789 ID: 6a5a08
File 127101593565.jpg - (161.28KB , 720x720 , McStick-Lobby5.jpg )
162789

The red head says looks can be deceiving.

McStick glares at the wall. There is nothing there. An emo-looking kid walks in and begins crying hystarically because he thinks McStick is glaring at him. Probably another newbie.
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No. 162799 ID: 8ecfd4

>>162789
Tell the newbie you wasn't glaring at him. Unless he has wall voyerstic powers. Tell the red head that age shouldn't matter when two twin souls collide or something sappy like that.
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No. 162815 ID: 6a5a08
File 127101812267.jpg - (170.72KB , 720x720 , McStick-Lobby6.jpg )
162815

The red head says your a very sweet boy, but mushy stuff doesn't work on her. Creepy Emo Kid seems creeped out by something.
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No. 162837 ID: 8ecfd4

>>162815
Now the creepy eyes are behind the bars at the floor.

Ask the red head what works then.
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No. 162844 ID: 7524b0

>>162815
Investigate the eyes in the grate.
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No. 162850 ID: 6a5a08
File 127102277596.jpg - (158.02KB , 720x720 , McStick-Lobby7.jpg )
162850

McStick finds nothing in the vent, but it produces warm air, presumably from the furnace. If anything was in there it must be burnt up now.

The red head just says since nobody else is here yet, McStick and Murdock (for that is Emo Kid's name, it seems) should go meet Bubba outside the Danger Maze.
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No. 162860 ID: 7524b0

>>162850
"Okay, hopefully whoever the third guy is will follow us."
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No. 162866 ID: 6a5a08
File 127102400780.jpg - (106.12KB , 720x720 , Danger Maze-door2.jpg )
162866

Bubba is here waiting. He explains that the first floor of the Danger Maze has been made into a training ground for students. It is meant to make you sue your abilities practically. Those who do not know their abilities may end up tapping into them out of necessity. He says, however, whatever you do do not go down any stairs. It leads to deeper, mroe dangerous parts, and they won't be able to get you out easily.
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No. 162872 ID: 8ecfd4

>>162866
Get into the danger maze and prepare for danger and awesomeness.
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No. 162883 ID: 6a5a08
File 127102516836.jpg - (109.21KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze1.jpg )
162883

The first room seems quite empty. There is the exit, and two other doors. Murdock goes through the door to the right (your left). McStick is about to follow, but decides to think it over first.
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No. 162887 ID: 8ecfd4

>>162883
Fuck the whiny emo kid. Go through the door to the left.
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No. 162900 ID: 7524b0

>>162883
I think it's best for new folk to deal with stuff on their own.
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No. 163103 ID: 6a5a08
File 127104252766.jpg - (122.92KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze2.jpg )
163103

McStick enters the other room. There is an odd... thingy on the opposite wall, what seems to be a computer, and a door opposite the computer, as well as the door McStick entered from. Otherwise, the room is very similar to the last.
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No. 163120 ID: 7524b0

>>163103
Mess with the computer!
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No. 163278 ID: 6a5a08
File 127107851850.jpg - (123.74KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer1.jpg )
163278

It seems McStick needs a password.

Heeheehee... you'll never guess me super clever and creative password. We Pie Charts are known for our cleverness.
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No. 163287 ID: 8ecfd4

>>163278
Lets try please and hope the computer isn't wired to a death trap.
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No. 163348 ID: 7524b0

>>163287
...that sounds about right. It's 6 letters.
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No. 163369 ID: 6a5a08
File 127111291479.jpg - (125.31KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer2.jpg )
163369

The computer makes a 'beep' noise. McStick guesses that it's incorrect, since nothing happens.
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No. 163373 ID: 7524b0

>>163369
Maybe it's "danger"
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No. 163378 ID: 6a5a08
File 127111574266.jpg - (125.18KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer3.jpg )
163378

Nuffin'.

+1 Intelligence for being logical.

Clue: Try thinking OUTSIDE THE BOX. *wink wink*
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No. 163379 ID: ed0e3a

Fourth. Try "fourth".
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No. 163380 ID: 6a5a08

I'm not bothering editing it again for this guessing game. Nice try, but not it.

Next Clue: Numbers and Letters.
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No. 163384 ID: 7524b0

...6a5a08
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No. 163386 ID: 6a5a08
File 127111646366.jpg - (112.54KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer4.jpg )
163386

Give the man (or woman) a prize! Oh, wait, that's my job.

+1 Intelligence. Intelligence is now back at the original 5.

The computer wants a command now, looks like McStick is in. Makes sense, since without me drawing a mouse we really have no other way to use it.
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No. 163387 ID: 7524b0

>>163386
>help
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No. 163485 ID: 6a5a08
File 127112460162.jpg - (133.77KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer5.jpg )
163485

The command seems to have activated a help program with some sort of AI. What should McStick ask?
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No. 163486 ID: 7524b0

>>163485
>What commands can I use?
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No. 163489 ID: 6a5a08
File 127112550937.jpg - (142.01KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer6.jpg )
163489

I'm still not over you cracking my clever password... I really thought I'd stump you. Oh well, next time for sure.
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No. 163490 ID: 4531bc

Ask it if it liked the latest House.

On a more serious note, try the following commands:
compute pi
help me!
what's going on here?
who are you?
What is your opinion regarding cake?
What can you tell me about myself (my name's mcStick)
What can you tell me about yourself?
What can you tell me about this place?
What is the meaning of life?
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No. 163491 ID: 6a5a08
File 127112575253.jpg - (135.40KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer7.jpg )
163491

Oh God, I should have use smaller text... be with you in a moment.
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No. 163493 ID: 4531bc

My last post was a slightly late rehash of the previous post, in case you're wondering what just happened. Oops.
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No. 163494 ID: 6a5a08
File 127112608690.jpg - (178.60KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer8.jpg )
163494

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No. 163495 ID: 7524b0

>>163494
>Thanks
>Open door
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No. 163497 ID: 6a5a08
File 12711263257.jpg - (130.61KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer9.jpg )
163497

There is another beeping noise, then a click. The door seems to be unlocked now.
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No. 163498 ID: 7524b0

>>163497
>bye

Go through yon door.
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No. 163501 ID: 6a5a08
File 127112666294.jpg - (167.83KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer10.jpg )
163501

Did the AI just emote?
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No. 163513 ID: 6a5a08
File 127112740038.jpg - (109.10KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze3.jpg )
163513

The next room is dimly lit by a candle chandelier. The light from the previous room is flooding in. McStick can't see very well...
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No. 163522 ID: 4531bc

partially close the door and wait for your eyes to adjust?
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No. 163526 ID: 7524b0

...I wonder if "toggle lights" effects this room or every room or only the room with the computer in it?

Go try it.
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No. 163527 ID: 7524b0

>>163513
Also, I SEE YOU, eyes on the ceiling.
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No. 163529 ID: 4531bc

>>163527
>>163526
These, and also pick up that metal thing and examine the vent.
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No. 163542 ID: 6a5a08
File 127112952831.jpg - (109.36KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze4.jpg )
163542

McStick partially closes the door, and his eyes adjust so he can inspect the room for you.

There is a gray shoelace on the floor, but McStick's inventory is full. There is a vent near the ceiling, but it looks too small to crawl through.

There's nothing there now, but McStick could've sworn he saw the eyes you're talking about before they vanished...

There is a locked panel in the corner. It looks like it's connected to the other door.

[Well, I'm out for the night, ciao till tomorrow all]
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No. 163548 ID: 7524b0

>>163542
Looks like we've hit a dead end. EQUIP butterknife so we can pick up the shoelace, then head back to the entrance and go the other way.
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No. 163567 ID: 8ecfd4

>>163542
Replace the spork with the sholaces. Our mighty shoelace garrote shall succed where other things fail.
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No. 163710 ID: 6a5a08
File 127116348459.jpg - (110.91KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer11.jpg )
163710

McStick replaces the shoelace with the fork, as carrying around a weapon might give other students the wrong idea.

On his way to the other side of the starting room, McStick tries the "toggle lights" command.
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No. 163716 ID: 8ecfd4

>>163710
Hit on the AI abit, tell it what a fine piece of software it is. Then go back and check out the previously dark room.
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No. 163720 ID: 7524b0

>>163716
What? That's weird.

Go check on the darkened room now.
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No. 163747 ID: 4531bc

Try these arguments:
toggle_lights(disco)
toggle_lights(harmony)
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No. 163904 ID: 6a5a08
File 127121436327.jpg - (155.65KB , 720x720 , McStick-Computer12.jpg )
163904

McStick has no idea why he's hitting on a machine, but oh well. Having the thing running this place on your good side is definitely an advantage.

The toggle lights command only seems to work for these weird lights.
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No. 163906 ID: 6a5a08
File 127121441284.jpg - (113.46KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze5.jpg )
163906

The odd light change only seems to effect the computer room.
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No. 164628 ID: 4db567

>>163906
Looks like there is a safe or something there. Check if it's locked.
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No. 164808 ID: 6a5a08
File 12713746968.jpg - (108.83KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze6.jpg )
164808

The panel seems to be what controls the locked door. The controls are covered by a metal... cover. It needs a key.
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No. 164853 ID: 7524b0

>>164808
Let's go back to that door the emo kid went through.
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No. 165649 ID: 6a5a08
File 127151084325.jpg - (108.08KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze7.jpg )
165649

The door is locked from the other side. McStick has a feeling he hasn't searched everything that could be searched.
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No. 165655 ID: 4291b2

>>165649
Go see if the AI has some thoughts on how to proceed.
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No. 165675 ID: 7524b0

Well check the AI room again, maybe you can see something new with the odd lights toggled.
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No. 165861 ID: 6a5a08
File 127155825633.jpg - (118.99KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze8.jpg )
165861

Oh my God!
Mcstick's foot has fallen asleep.

Oh, and something about the room seems different.
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No. 166019 ID: 7524b0

>>165861
Mess with the panel thing on the right.
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No. 166023 ID: 4291b2

>>165861
Sexily ask the AI what the panel on the right is. Hopefully it's something that it will enjoy you messing with.
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No. 166124 ID: 6a5a08
File 127160044578.jpg - (124.52KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze9.jpg )
166124

McStick sexily asks the AI what the panel is. The AI replies that it is the SMRTEZ Hatch.

McStick inspects it and finds that you can open it like a door.
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No. 166129 ID: 4291b2

>>166124
Open the door.
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No. 166130 ID: 7524b0

>>166124
Do so.
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No. 166260 ID: 4531bc

>>164808
Are we sure the shoelace didn't surreptitiously transform into a key in this shot here?
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No. 166273 ID: 6a5a08
File 127163063426.jpg - (115.78KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze10.jpg )
166273

McStick follows a cramped tunnel to a new room. There is another monitor, but no keyboard, some colorful buttons, and two vents. Also the door is locked. McStick has a bad feeling about this.
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No. 166276 ID: 7524b0

>>166273
Attempt to match colors with
D
Y
W
T
P
A
G

It looks like
Y= Yellow
P= Purple
G= Green

But first, try poking the screen.
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No. 166292 ID: 6a5a08
File 127163261091.jpg - (124.64KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze11.jpg )
166292

+1 Intelligence = 6 for observational ideas. Unfortunately, observed the wrong thing... at least for right now. Also, the thing where the shoelace was is the spork we switched it with.

Poking the screen yields no interesting results.

Upon pressing the Yellow Button, McStick hears a hissing sound.
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No. 166297 ID: 701a19

Dark Blue
Yellow
W----
Tan
Purple
Aquamarine
Green

Look for a WHITE button somewhere.
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No. 166299 ID: 1ac39d

hmmmm, if it's not it, then what? try all the buttons in order. one of them has to do something.
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No. 166302 ID: 7524b0

>>166292
What's that little line below the monitor?
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No. 166446 ID: 4531bc

The room is filling with a lighter-than-air gas. This warrants investigation. Is the gas level getting any lower?

If not, try pressing the magenta button.
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No. 166886 ID: 6a5a08
File 127168539784.jpg - (127.59KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze12.jpg )
166886

McStick pushes the buttons. It yields no positive results. More gas comes in. The monitor is loading something.
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No. 166887 ID: 6a5a08
 

A video plays on the monitor.
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No. 166888 ID: 1ac39d

right... the computer this is hooked to is tripping balls. try that crack in the wall under the monitor.
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No. 166891 ID: 69f952

Try Red, Green, Yellow, Magenta/Pink, and White. I would swear I saw those in that order around 0:18.
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No. 166895 ID: 8ef1e8

>>166891
I think it should be flipped around. The red one comes last and the red one coming last seems to be a common theme in the song.

Also possible that the white one should be yellow, and the yellow should be orange. Because I can't see a white button there.
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No. 167013 ID: 6a5a08
File 127171816346.jpg - (150.48KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze13.jpg )
167013

Failing quickly. More gas coming. Maybe we're thinking too complex here.

Also, the computer may very well be tripping balls.
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No. 167020 ID: 7524b0

>>167013
Press
Red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple
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No. 167418 ID: 7524b0

Or maybe, since the video said something about red being last...

purple-blue-green-yellow-orange-red
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No. 167451 ID: 6a5a08
File 12718052246.jpg - (146.30KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze14.jpg )
167451

Getting closer with red last.... but think simpler. I knew you would all over think the puzzle.
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No. 167455 ID: 701a19

>>167451
Push all the buttons, going from right to left.
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No. 167580 ID: 6a5a08
File 127182056120.jpg - (122.95KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze15.jpg )
167580

The gas is sucked out through a hatch in the ceiling and a box of smarties falls on the floor. The door is now unlocked.

Congratulations, a winner is you!
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No. 167590 ID: 7524b0

>>167580
Eat the smarties to gain SMARTS!
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No. 167649 ID: a14da2

>>167580
Eat smarties. Nothing can go wrong.
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No. 167923 ID: 6a5a08
File 127185517267.jpg - (107.30KB , 720x720 , McStick-Get2.jpg )
167923

McStick opens the box and is disappointed to find no smarties.

However.... You obtain KEY OF THE RED ONES. It is the very last thing in the box. Considering there is nothing else.

Your inventory is full, however you may be able to carry some small objects, like the key and shoelace, in the Smarties box.
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No. 168084 ID: 7524b0

>>167923
Ok, put stuff in the box and let's go back to that locked panel in the dark room to open it.
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No. 168250 ID: 343146

>>168084
And remember to tell the AI what a nice AI it is.
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No. 168466 ID: 6a5a08
File 127194486379.jpg - (138.83KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerCalculator.jpg )
168466

McStick opens the panel to reveal a poorly drawn calculator. It has to be how to open the door, but how the hell would a calculator do that?
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No. 168559 ID: 7524b0

>>168466
Key in 168466.
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No. 169488 ID: 6a5a08
File 127211713587.jpg - (145.49KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerCalculator2.jpg )
169488

It fires up the furnace and the vent in the room produces pleasantly warm air. However, the door does not open.
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No. 169490 ID: 7524b0

>>169488
Umm

4360
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No. 169494 ID: 7524b0

Or perhaps it's 0634 depending on if the calculator is flipped upside down or just the numbers.
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No. 169500 ID: 6d5be7

>>169488
Lets try 6508.
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No. 169517 ID: 7524b0

Along those same lines, 6+5+08
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No. 169534 ID: 6a5a08
File 127213487843.jpg - (110.03KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze13.jpg )
169534

Nothing of interest appears to happen. It seems the wrong answer always turns the furnace on and off.

McStick briefly thinks of a 1-800 phone number from a crappy television ad. Those things are so catchy it'll annoy you for the rest of your life...
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No. 169571 ID: 7524b0

X-1+
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No. 169718 ID: 6a5a08
File 127216208655.jpg - (110.38KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze16.jpg )
169718

Not. Working. McStick's. Boredom. Increasing. Boredom is now at 10.

Bad. Grammar. Not. Easing. Boredom.

On a side note, there is a clue on your phone, assuming you have one.
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No. 169719 ID: 7524b0

>>169718
...>:(

6796 (OPEN)
or 6796+3667 (OPEN+DOOR)
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No. 169724 ID: 6a5a08
File 127216333038.jpg - (133.75KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerMaze17.jpg )
169724

The door opens and McStick proceeds. He doesn't know why, but he feels extremely bored. He yawns and looks around the room. Looks weird...
Boredom: 20

It's hot in here...
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No. 169726 ID: 7524b0

>>169724
Go back and put in some random numbers to turn off the furnace.
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No. 169728 ID: 6a5a08
File 127216374811.jpg - (143.08KB , 720x720 , McStick-DangerCalculator3.jpg )
169728

It is done. McStick is still pretty bored, but he's now stable.
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No. 169729 ID: 1ac39d

>>169724
that looks like a giant tv with mario on it! play the fuck out of it!
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No. 169730 ID: 7524b0

Yeah put on that headset and play mario by stepping on the 4 pads on the ground.
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No. 169734 ID: 6a5a08
File 127216514055.jpg - (200.46KB , 720x720 , McStick-End of Chapter1.jpg )
169734

McStick puts on the headset. The world goes dark. Odd text appears in the rippling darkness.
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