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157042 No. 157042 ID: 35cea2

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

Your mission is to get Ed Pastry to draw some delicious furry tits before Valentines Day is over and he gets bored.
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No. 157043 ID: 35cea2
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157043

Obviously you guys want to be female.

Now select your species.
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No. 157044 ID: 8d430d

>>157043
No. Those are dumb species. Get better options faggot.
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No. 157046 ID: 7630d5

Bacteria all the way. Get some flagellum action up in here~
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No. 157051 ID: 632862

>>157043
Delicious Protozoan.
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No. 157053 ID: 35cea2
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157053

One vote Protozoan
One vote Bacteria
One vote fuck you

It is unanimous then, Bacteria wins!

Alright, what is this stupid sack of shit's name and profession?
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No. 157055 ID: e3d671

>>157053
TANYA ADAMS, COMMANDO
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No. 157056 ID: b6178d

JESSICA ABRAMS, ROCKET SCIENTIST.
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No. 157057 ID: 8bda12

JESSICANYA ABRADAMS, ROOCKET COMMANDO.
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No. 157059 ID: b6178d

>>157057

THIS. SWITCHING TO THIS.
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No. 157062 ID: e3d671

>>157057
CHANGING MY VOTE TO THIS IF SHE GETS TWIN GYROJET PISTOLS FOR WEAPONS
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No. 157063 ID: 96b332

>>157062
DUEL GYROJETS?
I LIKE YOUR STYLE!
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No. 157070 ID: 35cea2
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157070

You are now Jessicanya Abradamns, Rocket Commando Bacteria.

You are now inside of your haus, swishing about retardedly because bacteria don't have brains.

Also, your flagella aren't dextrous enough to carry the twin Gyrojet pistols you've got. Which is probably a good thing because you'd wind up just shooting yourself.
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No. 157079 ID: bf1e7e

>>157070

Use your laptop to make some suggestions on /quest/.
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No. 157082 ID: b6178d

NO YOU DOUCHE THAT IS BORING.

ABRADAMS! SMACK INTO A WALL TO TURN ON YOUR IMPLANTED MICRO-NANO-CHIP PROCESSOR BRAINS(tm) AND CHECK BAC-NET FOR YOUR NEXT SUPER SECRET COMMANDO MISSION THAT INVOLVES GETTING ED PASTRY'S FURRY FREAK ON.
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No. 157086 ID: 96b332

>>157070
No brain?
No arms?
NOT ANY FUCKING MORE!
GROW THAT SHIT!
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No. 157092 ID: 8d430d

>>157070
Hey! Work out your dumb little arm things, weakling! You don't deserve your name!
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No. 157098 ID: e3d671

>>157092
THIS! HOW CAN YOU EVER HOPE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE RED MENACE IF YOU CAN'T EVEN USE YOUR GUNS?!
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No. 157106 ID: 35cea2
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157106

You focus all of your microbial willpower...
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No. 157107 ID: 35cea2
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157107

... and sprout a pair of arms! Also you might be slightly less retarded now. Maybe, it's kinda hard to tell. You actually might be even dumber than before.

But hey at least you can shoot things now.
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No. 157115 ID: 8ecfd4

>>157107
Pick up guns. Go outside, shoot shit up while flying around with the jetpack.
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No. 157119 ID: 8d430d

>>157107
That's more like it! Don't worry about your diminishing intelligence, you don't need to book smarts to kill commies!

Now go blow up bridges to stop their stupid heavy tanks!
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No. 157126 ID: 35cea2
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157126

HIT AND RUUUUUUUUN!!!
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No. 157127 ID: 701a19

>>157126
Find a cute girl.
Rip off her top.
Molest with flagella.
Grow a brain.
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No. 157128 ID: e3d671

>>157126
WATCH OUT FOR COMMIE ANTI-AIRCRAFT FIRE!
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No. 157129 ID: a6ca77

>>157127

Do this!
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No. 157136 ID: 8d430d

>>157128

Do this!
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No. 157137 ID: 8ecfd4

>>157126
Yiffburg eh? I heard that place was a safe haven for dirty scum bag communist facists. You had better wipe it all out in the glorious cleansing fire of capitalism and the Emperor.
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No. 157250 ID: 35cea2
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157250

Holy shit you are fucking retarded.
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No. 157252 ID: 1ac39d

>>157250
unicode stare.
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No. 157253 ID: e3d671

>>157250
Consume brainmeats
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No. 157259 ID: 0fc814

Reproduce via binary fission.

Offer an ultimatum to the town that you'll continue setting everything on fire unless you are presented with a selection of their finest mammaries.
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No. 157283 ID: 35cea2
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157283

>>157252
>>157253
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No. 157289 ID: 35cea2
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157289

You split into two Jessicanyas. You then demand from the leaders of the town the finest selection of mammaries. You are presented with a crowd that extends mostly offscreen.
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No. 157294 ID: 0fc814

INSUFFICIENT. DEMAND THEY BE EXPOSED FOR PROPER EXAMINATION.
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No. 157295 ID: 8d430d

>>157289
Wow, that is one foxy fox. Demand more just like her! A huge army of them! All on screen too!
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No. 157304 ID: 7630d5

DEMAND THAT THEY ALL BE WEARING SILLY HATS.
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No. 157522 ID: 96b332

>>157289
MAKE OUT WITH YOURSELF!
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No. 157637 ID: 11c3fc

>>157304
The breasts, not the women.
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No. 157660 ID: a6ca77

>>157304

Yesss...Definitely Doo this.
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No. 157666 ID: 35cea2
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157666

You force all of them to wear silly hats. You then make out with yourself.

Mission accomplished I guess.

TITS GROPED: 0/4
GIRLS KISSING GIRLS: 1/0
FURRIES YIFFED: 0/100
BULLETHOLES: 60,000/10

THANK YOU ALL, YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD! GIVE YOURSELVES A ROUND OF APPLAUSE WOO!
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No. 157739 ID: 8bda12

>>157666
The hell we're done here!
Get down and dirty with yourself!
And then get all the other girls in, too!
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No. 157761 ID: f95872

>>157666
>TITS GROPED: 0/4
WAIT! that one's an easy fix at least. Grope your own tits, then grope your clone's tits.
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