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156512 No. 156512 ID: 95ab41

As Spikesby and his group prepare to leave Moriga's den, Pete and Ariadne approach Spikesby.
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No. 156514 ID: 95ab41
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156514

"Don't worry about stuff! What a wonderful phrase"

"Don't worry about stuff! Ain't no passing craze"

"It means no worries for the rest of your days"

"It's our problem-free philosophy"

"Don't worry about stuff!"

"Wak wak wak wak?"

"Yeah. It's our motto!"

"Wak wak wakwak?"

"Nothing. What's a-motto with you?"

"Those four words will solve all your problems"

"That's right. Take Pete here
Why, when he was a young Conehead..."

"When I was a young conehead"

"Very nice"

"Thanks"

"He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the wizard's tower after every meal"

"I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame"

"He was ashamed"

"Thought of changin' my name"

"What's in a name?"

"And I got downhearted"

"How did ya feel?"

"Everytime that I..."

"Hey! Pete! Not in front of the kids!"

"Oh. Sorry"

"Don't worry about stuff! What a wonderful phrase
Don't worry about stuff! Ain't no passing craze..."
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No. 156517 ID: 3b6c92

Hey Spikesby. You look a little unnerved.

Don't be. These seem like some stand-up guys.
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No. 156518 ID: 95ab41
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156518

Spikesby wastes no time getting the fuck out of there. He arrives in Suri with his posse and meets up with Sky and Majestic Thunderstrike. There is something large approaching from the desert.

Please suggest an action.
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No. 156519 ID: 1ac39d

.... i'm freaking out. this HARMONY is causing weird stuff in here.
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No. 156520 ID: e3d671

>>156518
DANCE!
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No. 156524 ID: e5843a

Something at the horizon? Go get it!
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No. 156539 ID: 15f6d6

Prepare for battle! Attack the enemy with everything you've got!
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No. 156545 ID: 632862

>>156518
Wait until you get a better look at it before running straight into trouble. Perhaps Sky can fly up and scout it out?
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No. 156546 ID: f0ceda

>>156545
Be sure to look up when she takes off.
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No. 156563 ID: 6834bc

>>156518
Challenge Sky, Ariadne, and Moriga to a game of strip poker. Beat them all, despite the fact that you're not wearing pants.
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No. 156564 ID: 0fc814

Holy shit awesome.

You need to fuck someone's shit up.

Go into Flails Breaker's territory and find some evil monsters to fuck up.
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No. 156569 ID: 0fc814

Or I GUESS you could kill the monster that's coming to knock down Suri.

I GUESS.
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No. 156655 ID: 95ab41
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156655

>>156520
Spikesby feels compelled to begin twirling and a music fades in from nowhere.

"Wak wak wak,
Wak wak wak wak!
Wakwak wak wakwak,
Wak wak wak wakwak!
Wak wak wak wakwakwak!
Wak wak wakwakwak
Wak wak wak wak
wak wak wak wak.
Wak wak wak wakwak,
wak wak wakwakwak.
Wak wak wakwak, wak wakwak, wak wakwak.
wak wak wakwak wakwak wak wakwak.
Wak wak wak wak?
Wak wak wakwak.
Wak wak wakwak?
Wak wak wak
wak wak waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

Wak wak wak wakwak wak wakwakwak
wak wak, wak wak wakwakwakwak
wak wak wak wakwak wak... wak wak wak...
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaak
wak wak wak wak wak!
Wak wak wak wak wak wak!
Wak wak wak wak WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

Wak wak wakwak...
wak wak wak... wak...
wak wak wak...
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak"
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No. 156665 ID: 33c3f1
 

>>156655
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No. 156666 ID: 1ac39d

not let's go blow shit up and kill some evil monsters.
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No. 156669 ID: 34470e

>>156655
Suddenly become HUUUUGE!
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No. 156682 ID: 0fc814

Locate nearest evil monster.
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No. 156698 ID: 95ab41
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156698

"What are you doing Spikesby?" Sky inquires.

Spikesby seriouses the fuck up as the approaching sound of music cues him that something is afoot. The large figure from desert crests a sand dune coming into view.

>we now join our song, already in progress<
"Through the mist, through the desert,
through the darkness and the shadows.
It's a nightmare but it one exciting ride.
Say a prayer, then we're there,
at the gates of the city,
and there's something truly terrible inside.

It's a beast, a beak, a razor sharp one.
Massive scythes, killer knives for the feed.
Hear him roar, see him foam,
but we're not coming home,
'till he's dead, good and dead. Kill the beast!"

>animated<
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No. 156703 ID: e3d671

>>156698
USE THE POWER OF ROCK TO KILL THE WANG-DEMON!
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No. 156707 ID: 0fc814

Spikesby: Have Sky carry you to the monster, then drop down and slash at its tiny ankles.
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No. 156710 ID: e3f578
 

Shit, this calls for some QUEEN.
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No. 156716 ID: 632862

>>156707
The plan was for our sniper to soften up the beast so that spikesby can get tossed onto the top of him and ripn'tear.

Can we follow that plan?
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No. 156787 ID: 655d51

I like this style
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No. 156788 ID: 1ac39d

i thought it was drop spikesby on it's back and have him rip and tear his way through it's organs.
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No. 157152 ID: 95ab41
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157152

The party begins carrying out their plan. Isenore beings weakening it with a few shots of her SPECIALTY AMUNITION. The metal spikes plunge deep and firmly into the flesh of the monster.
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No. 157155 ID: 8ecfd4

>>157152
Unleash the motherfucking metal! There shall be face melting riffs, coloncollapsing drums, ear raping bass solos and eye popping keyboard action!
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No. 157156 ID: 95ab41
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157156

"LISTEN TO OUR SONG!!"

"Open your eeeeeyes
I see you... your eyes are open
Wear no disguiiiiiiise for meeee
Come into the open.

When it's cold"

"When it's cold"

"Outside"

"Outside
Am I here... in vaaaaaaaain"
Hold ooooooon
to the niiiiiiight
there will beeeeeee nooooo paaaaaaain...."

"ALWAYS
I WANNA BEEEE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE!"
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No. 157157 ID: 8e18cd

>>157156

I...

I...

I think I died and went to heaven
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No. 157158 ID: 9a1fa4

>>157156
No reply is worthy.
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No. 157192 ID: 95ab41
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157192

"AAAAALWAYS
I WANT TO BEEEE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELEEEEIVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY
OH LOOOOOOOVE!"

The monster begins to shriek and thrash as its world becomes a psychedelic rainbow wonderland of harmony and love. It limply collapses to the sands lying motionless as the song comes to a frabjuous close.
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No. 157196 ID: 0fc814

Now stab it in the brain.
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No. 157197 ID: 8e18cd

>>157192

CELEBRATE BY SINGING A SONG!
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No. 157215 ID: 95ab41
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157215

>>157196
Spikesby hurries out to the dunes where the beast fell. Hearstbane is quick to follow. Spikesby thrusts talon into the creature's head. Something feels odd about it though... it does not feel like the inside of a head should feel.

"HAW HAW, How Snikt know what guitars is?" Heartsbane laughs out loud, clearly amused by Spikesby's prowess with the electric guitar.

The blade Spikesby has sunken into the body of the beasts begins to feel quite cold.
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No. 157219 ID: 0fc814

Pull it out. Brace for snowstorm.
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No. 157233 ID: 8e18cd

>>157215

Pull it out, QUICK!
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No. 157242 ID: f21281

>>157215
Apologize to Sky for accidentally ripping her robe into a bikini during your rockin' guitar solo.
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No. 157344 ID: 95ab41
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157344

Spikesby quickly pulls his claw out of the fresh corpse. It rumbles and he braces for impact. A torrent of some strange cream, ice cold, pours forth from the wound. Heartsbane throws his head back and thrusts his hand to the sky as he cackles,

"ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE!"
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No. 157346 ID: e3d671

>>157344
YAY!! PARTY TIME!!!!
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No. 157347 ID: 34470e

>>157346
That is not chocolate. Be disappointed.
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No. 157506 ID: 95ab41
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157506

>>157242
Spikesby scoops Sky up in his arms and tips her back. Gazing into her large eyes he says,
"Wakwak wak wakwak, wakwak."
(Gimme some sugar, baby.)

"Oh, Spikesby~"

"NOW IT IS TIME FOR HUGS AND KISSES"

"What a buffet of manliness~"

Oh, and Spikesby got a soul, and he totally destroyed the Sea of Oblivion which made Blacksoul super proud, and he totally gave him a medal or something, and Spikesby, Sky, Majestic Thunderstrike, Glory, Isenore, and Heartsbane all lived happily ever after.

The end.

The end
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No. 157507 ID: 1ac39d

canon end.
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