They keep getting closer. I can hear them shuffling through the underbrush. If we run, we'll be seen for sure, but if we're caught under the blanket, they'll have the drop on us...
You don't really have any information about how fast they are or how good they might be at seeing or smelling things. Does it seem like they're getting closer?
>>156205 Well if you guys get in a fight it looks very much like you're going to lose and also die horribly, given what we know about these things. And that outcome seems like a given whether you've got the jump on them or not. So I'm not convinced that getting out of your hiding spot is a good idea.
Use your rainbow-pony-laser-horn-attack!
>>156209 I can't move to look. I can't move to breathe. They're all around us now. The tension is unbearable.
Alright, rock guy, give us your name, PAST, INVENTORY, and familiarity with a certain orb. We'll do the rest.
Jump up and stab that one in the dick.
Stab that fuck
In the split second I took to leap from under the blanket, the creature has heard me and spun around to face me. My advantage is lost!
Say "Man that is bullshit" and stab it anyway.
"MMMMMM... MMMMMM... MMMMM!
"MIME! MIME!"
>>156320 Sic your huge guy at it while you take the human and run like fucking hell.
use fury swipes!
>>156332 THROW A POKeBALL AT IT QUICK
>>156332 PURGE THE MUTANT!
>>156334 Goz rushes out and claws the beast in a surprise attack!
Okay now use MEGA PUNCH!
Hey what happened to the other guy.
Doubleteam that fuck
I catch it off guard and hit it with a HEADBUTT. The creature fainted.
eat it's corpse!
>>156606 Eat it's corrrrpse!
>>156597 RAPE ITS CORPSE!!!
>>156616 >>156611 Rape it's corpse and then eat it!
Have the baby rape it's corpse wile you eat it! Then eat the baby as well!
...what the christ? How about instead we just kick the asses of the rest of the things.
Hey now, hey now! No eating the entire Corpse..... our friend might want one, not to mention the kid. Share people! Share!
Check on the baby Kangaskhan.
What are these things? There are more coming in the distance. I don't know what to do about them.
You murdered the fuck out of that one, so go murder some more of them!
Oh no it is The Fluffy. RUN FOR IT.
>>157333 haha oh shit The Fluffy is a HARDENED ANTI HERO. Do not engage!
Argh! The thing leaps up, howling with rage. "YOU FIGHT PRETTY FUCKIN' GOOD FOR A LITTLE SHIT! NOW EAT THIS!"
>>157394 OH GOD IT IS THE FLUFFY! RUN YOU FOOL!!!
>>157394 Fly you fool!
"YES! EAT IT! EAT ALL YOU WANT! IT'S ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE!"
>>157400 DON'T BE FOOLED! HE USES ICE CREAM AS A LUBRICANT!
>>157400 ENJOY A DELICIOUS CONE! BUT DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN!
>>157400 Eat that ice cream.