Love Drifter 2010/11/05(Fri)21:20 No. 252972 ID: bf1e7e
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>>243814

This is definitely the spot that the wizard mentioned.

>>244127

When I head back toward the camp, I can see that the bolds have begun to regroup and prepare for me. They fire as I approach, but these injuries won't matter while dawn persists. The second motorcycle is pursuing me, but at these speeds the bolds can't maintain any sort of accuracy.

Love Drifter 2010/11/05(Fri)21:31 No. 252976 ID: bf1e7e
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>>252934
>>252935
>>252937

I think that takes care of these, but that motorcycle is still coming up behind me

jump into the air and do a loop de loop and get behind it.

>>252976
Do a badass rainbow backflip so you land behind the bike and can take them out from behind.

Love Drifter 2010/12/01(Wed)18:44 No. 261249 ID: bf1e7e
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>For the sake of getting this finished, remaining updates will not be in full color

>>252993
>>253047

It looks like this is catching them off guard.

MURDER EVERYTHING.

>>261249
LUDICROUS SPEED, GO!

(They might be able to fire at you at that angle if you don't hurry up)

>>261250
(...EXCEPT THE MAIDEN)

LOOP DE LOOP AROUND AND WHAM! IN TEN SECONDS FLAT!

Love Drifter 2010/12/29(Wed)18:06 No. 267672 ID: bf1e7e
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Suddenly, a part of the desert begins sinking away! The motorcucle crashes into it and explodes!

GO TO WHERE THE SAND IS SINKING AND PREPARE TO MURDER WHATEVER COMES OUT.

Love Drifter 2010/12/29(Wed)18:16 No. 267682 ID: bf1e7e
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>>267673

I hewad over to that sinkhole that's opening and get ready to murder the shit out of whatever appears. This shit is no longer tolerable.

This sinkhole is getting pretty big and pretty deep. I dont' really understand what is going on here.

...back away from it. That could be your maiden incoming!

Are there any more bikes around? You should destroy those first.

If it is getting bigger then stand back.

Love Drifter 2010/12/29(Wed)18:27 No. 267688 ID: bf1e7e
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>>267685

OH yeah, my Maiden is supposed to be emerging here shortly. this might be her coming!

It looks like the cobolds are starting to regroup, and there's something else coming over the hill behind me.

Kill it

KIll all them mottherfukcers Protect maidenpoint.

Prepare to defend yourself... but do try to be careful. Saying 'Something' means we don't know if it's a kobold or not. Would rather not accidentally impale a maiden.

And whatever you do:Avoid getting to close to the sinkhole. Somehow I don't think we want to fall down there.

Love Drifter 2010/12/29(Wed)18:53 No. 267695 ID: bf1e7e
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I charge off to kill the remaining kobold forces and whatever is coming over the hill ...

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Love Drifter 2010/12/29(Wed)18:54 No. 267696 ID: bf1e7e
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>>267695

>==>

... uh-oh

>>267696
Sun finished coming up, then? Impale self on horn in dishonour.

 

Well I think the course of action here is obvious enough. Twice so when it comes to that thing on the hill; though if it's near enough for you to tell what it is do share.

Immediate cover should be the first priority though, and I don't think a chest high wall is going to cut in in your case (and we're kind of short on those anyway). Any of the hills big enough to protect you from the gunfire that's sure to come?

For that matter.. how many bolds are left? Is your standard magic power level anywhere near enough?

Love Drifter 2010/12/29(Wed)19:17 No. 267706 ID: bf1e7e
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>>267699

I can see some of the kobold makeshit fortifications over to the side, but I can't protect the steadily growing sinkhole if I head over there! What should I do!

Go distract the big thing away from the sinkhole.

Love Drifter 2010/12/29(Wed)19:30 No. 267711 ID: bf1e7e
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>>267707

That's right, I'm here to protect the maiden. Even if it turns out to be a waste, I can't back down now.

I figure that the ground troops are less of an issue, I dealt with some of them already in the mountains. I head up instead to try to draw off the holy shit what is this?!

>>267711
EVASIVE MANEUVERS! Dash around behind it!

Maybe you can clog up its main cannon with ice cream or something.

>>267711
Dodge to the side and destroy the treads on one side while I figure out wtf that thing is armed with. Be careful to avoid the machinegun in front.

Hm, let's see... the turret can't be a traditional cannon. The recoil would blow it apart, it would only be able to carry one shell and that tiny barrel wouldn't give it enough velocity to go more than a couple feet. My best guess is that it's just a large mortar with an unusually low depression, it's the only way to explain that strange barrel shape. It most likely can't turn sideways. The best way to disable one of these things is to just turn it away from the target and stop it, that way you can take your time tearing open the hatch and killing the crew.

>>267721
Or it shoots rokkitz.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmmorser

>>267711
TURN THE INTERIOR OF THE TANK INTO ICECREAM AND DROWN THEM D:

>>267721
Could be a Petard Mortar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armoured_Vehicle_Royal_Engineers?useskin=monobook). Hiding in the fortifications wouldn't have worked.

>>267714
EVASIVE MANUVERS!
DASH THROUGH IT

I mean... you've dashed through harder things than metal... right?

Love Drifter 2011/01/01(Sat)17:17 No. 268333 ID: bf1e7e
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I take evasive actions, dashing around to the side. As I do, the cannon fires and there is a large explosion which I narrowly evade.

I attempt to use my magical powers on the tread, but I just don't have enough energy without the power of dawn to transmute something this large!

>>268333
Then transmute the small gear within it. That'll be enough to fuck up the tread anyways.

>>268333
You don't need to transmute the whole thing. Just transmute a few smaller vital parts into ice cream.

Love Drifter 2011/01/01(Sat)17:30 No. 268340 ID: bf1e7e
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In order to focus my magic on the smaller parts, I lean in closer to the tread as the tank attempts to turn and back up to bring me back in front of it. I manage to zap one of the gears into ice cream, but the tread kicks a large amount of dust directly into my face.

>>268340
Try to stay close but not too close and blink out the dust.

Get out of the waaayyy!

Lightning open a hatch and eat its occupants.

>>268340
You're a Unicorn. You're -magic-.

You honestly are going to tell me you don't know how to clear your eyes out?

Love Drifter 2011/01/01(Sat)17:50 No. 268345 ID: bf1e7e
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I back away a bit and blink the sand out of my eyes. It doesn't look like my sabotage stopped the tank, but it appears to have at least hindered its movement.

I use my magic to pull at where I assume its hatch to be, and I feel something give but can't manage to pull whatever I've got hold on free.

>>268345
Keep moving around it so it can't shoot you. Try the hatch again.

Can you try turning an individual link in the track to cream?

Keep circling. Stay to it's side.

Goddamn dat ass on dat unicorn

>>268481
you sick bastard

Love Drifter 2011/01/10(Mon)11:40 No. 270271 ID: bf1e7e
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I leap around back to the side of the tank, and manage to wrench what looks like a small panel free from the side!

>>270271
Blast the open panel with magic!

Stick your horn in and turn the crew into ice cream.

>>270271
There's your opening. Take it out.

Love Drifter 2011/01/10(Mon)14:00 No. 270361 ID: bf1e7e
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I lunge forward, thrusting my horn into the slot and charging my magic!

I hope your horn is strong. Jerk your head up while blasting.

>>270361
QUICK, jerk upwards!

Love Drifter 2011/01/10(Mon)14:56 No. 270387 ID: bf1e7e
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I jerk my head upwards and let loose the magic into the truck. As I am tossed back by the blast, I hear a small voice cry out briefly; punctuated by a rapid series of cracking sounds.

I feel a number of painful impacts along the right side of my body, and my head swims.

>>270387
Keep moving and recover.

>>270387
did we just turn the bolds into waffles?

Looks like you've accidentally poked your head into the machinegun firing port. Good news is, all you need to disable it is to get a single solid hit on the barrel (preferably towards the end, where it's exposed) then you can attack to your heart's content.

wish the bleeding blood into marshmallows. They'll keep you from bleeding too bad...

Don't lose consciousness.

Love Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)07:29 No. 292143 ID: bf1e7e
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>>270456

I'm not sure if I need to do that. After that last exchange the tank has gone silent. Even the rumble of its engine has stopped.

>>289362

I struggle against the pain, without dawn's blessing this is a lot more damage than I can heal from quickly.

And it doesn't look like I have a lot of time. I can see more of ... something cresting the hill, with some sort of strange truck in the middle. It seems familiar ...

I think I'm starting to remember. How I failed my maiden quest, how I was shot down over this very desert by these horrid little monsters. How a ... thing in one of those vehicles invaded my mind, and bent me to its will.

I also feel something, at the bottom of the still-expanding sinkhole. Something important. But I don't know what it is ...

Love Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)08:49 No. 292154 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292143

My desire for ... revenge. Yes, revenge. That is what this is about now. My desire for revenge takes over, and I charge toward the approaching reinforcements, despite my injuries.

Love_Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)09:52 No. 292165 ID: bf1e7e
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FSHOOOOOOOM

Wish the rocket into a marshmellow. Retreat, for now. There will be other dawns. You need to heal.

Love_Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)10:28 No. 292177 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292166

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Love_Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)10:29 No. 292178 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292177

>==>

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Love_Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)10:30 No. 292179 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292178

>==>

Love_Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)11:00 No. 292183 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292179

Oh no ... what have I done ...

What have THEY done ...

Those fools ...

Can you use magic without your horn?
Go wreck that guy with the rocket launcher before he reloads by biting his face off or stamping on him or something.

Retrieve your horn. Retreat. I'm sorry.

Maybe you should just get out of there.

Get in the sinkhole.

Love_Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)12:12 No. 292204 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292184

There is a certain magic ...

Love_Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)12:13 No. 292205 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292204

Which a unicorn can not control ...

Love_Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)12:14 No. 292208 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292205

which follows the loss of our horns ...

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Love_Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)12:14 No. 292209 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292208

>==>

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Love_Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)12:15 No. 292211 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292209

==>

Ok I'm not sure if that is actually a positive or negative thing, but HELL FUCKING YEAH!

>>292211
"Behold, your doom is made manifest, for I am become death the destroyer of worlds."

Are you alright?
Beyond being on fire of course.

Are you able to keep the power from killing anything you see? There is still something coming up from the sinkhole. Clear the area, and then see what it is. It could be your Maiden.

>>292183
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ... get that horn back!
If they figure out how to use it's magic they'll destroy the whole world!!

 

Think we can get that horn back on?

Or are we eternally a fallen unicorn now?

Horn = control rod? imokwiththis.png

Remember to avoid beryllium to prevent Prompt Criticality.

>>292211

Love Drifter, I give thee a name.

Shiva, God of Destruction.

Love Drifter, I name thee.

Agni, God of Fire.

Love Drifter, a name I bequeath thee.

Yamma, God of Death.

Love Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)18:36 No. 292346 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292217

I am fine, albeit an abomination.

>>292226

My fire burns brightly, but I can restrain it if need be. For now.

>>292230
>>292250

That horn is now a usless hunk of bone. If a unicorn loses its horn, it becomes a monster. The horn can not be recovered.

Only one enemy appears to have survived my cataclysmic birth. It levels its weapons toward me, and I feel something trying to reach into my mind. It cannot penetrate the flames.

>>292346
All of your power, all of your rage over your loss. Take it, empower it, weaponize it. Strike down this fool.

>>292352
>strike down this FOAL

What's so bad about being all fire-based? Also uh... First, get moving. Do not stand around and get shot by those cannons. Second, attack.

>>292346
Invite them to burn with you, and make them bleed with you, in agony agony oh blood~

Love Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)20:20 No. 292411 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292352
>>292371
>>292383
>>292398

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Love Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)20:20 No. 292412 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292411

>==>

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Love Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)20:21 No. 292413 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292412

>==>

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Love Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)20:23 No. 292414 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292413

>==>

It is done.

>>292414
So... now what? Will you be like this forevermore, a night mare of flames? What of your mission for the maiden?

Love Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)20:39 No. 292421 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292417
>>292226

I return to check the sinkhole. It looks to have sunk as far as it will, exposing some sort of stony cavern. The tank appears to have dropped in during its expansion.

One look at the creature who emerges from the cavern and I remember her. Yes, this is my maiden. Or at least ... was meant to be. I was too late, and avarice and vanity came to her first.

She is no longer worthy.

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>>292421
kill her.

Love Drifter 2011/03/31(Thu)20:44 No. 292428 ID: bf1e7e
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>>292421

>==>

But then again, neither am I.

>>292421
And what of you? Does another maiden call for you? Perhaps you could stay with this one for now, until the search beckons again. If it does.

>>292430
I think... innocence lost, can not be regained.

But even so, come back to her some day. Neither of you are worthy of who the other used to be, but maybe someday you can be something to each other as you are...

And one year later, the April Fool's joke ends.

It can't end like this D:
i mean it was more awesome then anything else unicorn related i've seen but end like that???

only bc Flare was fucked by a tentacle monster in a spa? D:

C'mon ... you're both unclean fire monsters now ... that could be the best love storie ever :D

If /quest/ has taught me anything, it's that being a horrible abomination doesn't mean you can't find love.

Go be awesome monsters together!