>>15248
Become the only thing that cannot be eaten by a grue.
Another grue.

>>15248
Rape the grue.

Suggestion 2009/07/27(Mon)15:35 No. 15279 ID: bde1b8
File 124873410389.png - (98.54KB , 600x400 , 3.png )

>>15254
Aha! That is indeed correct! You form a lantern with your arm.

Suggestion 2009/07/27(Mon)15:35 No. 15280 ID: bde1b8
File 124873413957.png - (59.18KB , 600x400 , 4.png )

...Hello Mr. Grue.

He looks extremely distressed by my light source.

>>15280
Shift into something bigger and meaner than a grue. Then kill it, no need to rape something so un-delicious looking.

>>15280
Poke him with it.

>>15280
Molest grue with LIGHTHAND

>>15280
Hug grue.
Make passionate, tender Grue love to it.

Suggestion 2009/07/27(Mon)15:41 No. 15292 ID: bde1b8
File 12487345082.png - (62.10KB , 600x400 , 4.png )

>>15282
>>15283
The grue disintegrates under your loving caress.

>>15292
Open CHEST.

>>15295
>Flash CHEST.

Suggestion 2009/07/27(Mon)15:50 No. 15304 ID: bde1b8
File 124873504767.png - (62.56KB , 600x400 , 5.png )

The chest is locked! It looks like it will need a moderately sized key.

>>15304
Morph into something huge and smash the damn chest.

>>15304
Grow a key shaped dick and fuck that chest!

>>15307
No! Let's just search the key. Check out the ladder.

Suggestion 2009/07/27(Mon)16:28 No. 15387 ID: bde1b8
File 124873731411.png - (30.33KB , 600x400 , 6.png )

>>15308
That's gross. And would probably be painful.

>>15307
Great idea, except you'd probably smash the contents.

>>15309
Nothing wrong with a little legwork. Up the ladder you go.

Delicious... Stone... Bust...

Suggestion 2009/07/27(Mon)16:30 No. 15390 ID: bde1b8
File 124873740888.png - (33.30KB , 600x400 , 7.png )

In this room there is a portait, an open pit, and a square tunnel in the North wall. The pit is in front of the tunnel, but it looks more like a trap for someone coming from that side.

>>15390
Move picture.

Suggestion 2009/07/27(Mon)16:45 No. 15422 ID: bde1b8
File 124873833189.png - (43.63KB , 600x400 , 9.png )

>>15398
The picture strongly reminds you of Moonears.

Behind the picture is a key.

>>15422
Take KEY.
Use KEY on CHEST.

Suggestion 2009/07/27(Mon)16:50 No. 15428 ID: bde1b8
File 124873865043.png - (23.99KB , 600x400 , 10.png )

>>15423
This key is way too big for the chest downstairs!

Nevertheless, you use it on your chest.

Nothing happens.

Sprout keyhole, unlock that shit.

>>15428
ಠ___ಠ

Step over the pit and explore the vent.

>>15428
What do you mean "it's way too big". Use lube or something, damnit.

>>15428
So we have established its not the key to our heart.

Suggestion 2009/07/27(Mon)16:54 No. 15435 ID: bde1b8
File 124873886730.png - (21.33KB , 600x400 , 10.png )

>>15430
Now what?

Run on downstairs sporting your new stylish chest piece.

>>15435
turn it so we may one day invite love into our heart.

I take that back.

UNLOCK THE FUNK.

PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE GIRL.

>>15390
Enter Tunnel.

>>15455
That's what she said!

Suggestion 2009/07/27(Mon)17:01 No. 15459 ID: bde1b8
File 124873926435.png - (29.32KB , 600x400 , 10.png )

>>15433
Sure it is, your heart is right there.

>>15442
If we can find some love, sure, we could probably shove it in here somewhere.

>>15435
Don't turn it. You will unlock your death.

>>15459

Now that's Funky.

>>15459
We are losing the blood which carries our oxygen and nutrients. Close that chest!

>>15459
Well that's... nice..
Close that up before bleeding to death.

>>15459

This is the greatest party trick ever.

Suggestion 2009/07/27(Mon)17:10 No. 15484 ID: bde1b8
File 124873983257.png - (22.72KB , 600x400 , 10.png )

Okay, its shut now.

Where do you want to go? To the tunnel in this room, or back down to the first room? Or do you want to explore somewhere in this room first?

>>15484
Tunnel in this room.

Clean up blood. Go downstairs. Lay on the floor as though you've hurt yourself and shout for help so as to attract potential surprise sex targets.

Suggestion 2009/07/28(Tue)03:58 No. 15938 ID: bde1b8
File 124877870516.png - (70.39KB , 600x400 , 11.png )

>>15485
Through the tunnel!

...This room is rather strange. It feels kinda slanty.

>>15938
Caress the delicious stone bust, sensually.

Suggestion 2009/07/28(Tue)04:15 No. 15942 ID: bde1b8
File 124877974498.gif - (18.09KB , 600x400 , 12.gif )

Delicious stone bust... So smooth, so sweet to the touch...

>animated

>>15942
Now check the pink liquid.

>>15943
Drink it with reckless abandon and also gusto.

Suggestion 2009/07/28(Tue)04:30 No. 15947 ID: bde1b8
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>>15943
Its not really pink. It looks like two separate liquids that don't combine nicely.

>>15947
Well take a sip.

>>15947
It's strawberry jam and Kool-Aid.
Trust me, it's safe. Drink up.

Suggestion 2009/07/28(Tue)04:50 No. 15957 ID: bde1b8
File 124878184558.png - (68.79KB , 600x400 , 11.png )

I scoop some of the liquid into my hand and take a sip.

...It tastes really sweet. All in all, that wasn't so ba

Suggestion 2009/07/28(Tue)04:54 No. 15960 ID: bde1b8
File 12487820568.png - (66.76KB , 600x400 , 12.png )

Ughhhhhh god I feel dizzy.

>>15958
Man that must've been really delicious for you to just jump face first into it, then.
Drink it 'till you can't drink no mo'.

Suggestion 2009/07/28(Tue)05:00 No. 15964 ID: bde1b8
File 12487824195.png - (39.55KB , 600x400 , 13.png )

Did you pass out for a minute there?

You think you might have.

>>15964
Check your system for irregularities. I mean, it's not like you don't have complete control over your body.

Suggestion 2009/07/28(Tue)05:20 No. 15971 ID: bde1b8
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>>15968
You seem to have a pounding headache. Try as you might, you can't manage the focus to transmute yourself. You suppose you'll have to wait for the headache to go away. You hope it goes soon.

Maybe you should try more of that tasty liquid while you wait.

>>15971
DOOO EEEET

>>15971
Don't.

>>15971
By Jove! What an excellent suggestion, I am so enamored by it I'm going to post twice and pretend that the previous post is entirely unrelated to myself in the hope that you will assume that I am another individual and swing the odds in my favor when I suggest that you DOOOOO EEEEET.

Do not. See what happens.

Drink it

>>15971
Rub the liquid on yourself.

>>15971
DRINK FROM THE DELICIOUS PINK NECTAR FOUNTAAAAAAIN. IT IS YOUR DESTINYYYYYY.

Suggestion 2009/07/28(Tue)10:33 No. 16092 ID: bde1b8
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You decide to resist the temptation. After all, who needs that deliciously sweet, syrupy nectar to quench your parched, torn lips? You don't need to drink any of that tantalizing, refreshing fluid for the sake of your dry, burning throat? And you certainly don't need its light, floaty texture to dance along your needy, neglected taste buds. Its not like there isn't water back in town... a good 3 mile walk from here...

You... you certainly don't... don't need any... any...

Suggestion 2009/07/28(Tue)10:34 No. 16093 ID: bde1b8
File 124880246340.png - (67.22KB , 600x400 , 15.png )

OH FOR THE LOVE OF YOG GIVE ME SOME OF THAT DELICIOUS NECTAR!

>>16093

Control yourself, you fool!

>>16093
BATHE IN IT.

>>16093
Why is a creature of deception and confusion praising a god of law?

>>16135
isn't that confusing? (GREAT SUCCESS)

>>16135
To deceive and confuse.

>>16093

Yog is pansy god. Praise Beardbeard, god of all that is dorfy!

>>16436
>Yog is pansy god
D:
Dont let him hear you say that.
There is a reason he has never been killed.

>>16093
Why would a Changling, who's metamorphic nature obviously falls under the dominion of Xom invoke the name of Yog? It doesn't make sense!

>>16566

I must say that I disagree. The changeling is a being that's appearance fluctuates, but it is a willful alteration rather than the act of chaos. The only thing that is chaotic about a changeling is it's appearance, a superficial thing. The act of changing itself is very orderly.

Suggestion 2009/07/29(Wed)19:44 No. 17554 ID: bde1b8
File 124892189427.png - (101.54KB , 600x400 , 17.png )

What? No! Why would you worship Xom? Yog is a god of order, control... domination. He grants control. With control, you can do anything.

Order is the ultimate freedom.

Suggestion 2009/07/29(Wed)20:04 No. 17562 ID: bde1b8
File 124892304988.png - (39.28KB , 600x400 , 18.png )

Also you think you might be changing colors. Strange.

Your headache also seems to have grown worse, and your face is starting to itch. Badly.

This might not have been a good idea.

>>17554
Delightful! Now let's get back to the rest of the dungeon.. uh, which way was that again? Maybe a splash of the fluid as a refresher.

Quit cold turkey. Go hide in a corner in another room until the cravings pass.

>>17562
Scratch your face.

Off.

Suggestion 2009/07/29(Wed)20:24 No. 17590 ID: bde1b8
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>>17568
Okay.

>>17568
>>17590
that appears to be the SAME room

>>17590
In ANOTHER ROOM, that is. Get out of this one. You might snap and drink more if you're like this. Get out of there. You're going to go totally fucked up at this rate.

Can you still transform? Put on some disguise.

>>17590
Are we turning into SPIDERMAN?

Suggestion 2009/07/29(Wed)20:32 No. 17603 ID: bde1b8
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>>17595
Oh, sorry. You seem to have misunderstood yourself. You get the hell out of here.

How far should we go?

>>17603
Two rooms away, minimum.

Suggestion 2009/07/29(Wed)21:27 No. 17697 ID: bde1b8
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>>17595
>Can you still transform? Put on some disguise.
Its very very difficult.

Your everything hurts. Your skin has been peeling away. This is incredibly painful.

You think you are going to die.

>>17697
Scratch everywhere until skin is removed.
Or try to shift skin off.

>>17697
Cry miserably about your ruined life and tragic end.

>>17697
This is not the end for you young changeling, this is only the beginning, shed away your pain and become that which you have always dreamt of.

>>17697
Eat that grue corpse. Some good solid food will do you good.

Suggestion 2009/07/29(Wed)22:06 No. 17757 ID: bde1b8
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>>17710
You ponder upon your dreams and goals, as the light slowly flickers out...

[animated]

gooooooooood
eeeeeeeeeend

So... we drank poisoned water, turned into a fetus, and died?

I think I prefer dorfquest

>>17786
Worst. Rape Quest. Ever.

If this was supposed to a prank, it was an exceptionally bizarre one.

>>17791
Exceptionally so.

So was the fountain supposed to kill us, or...?

>>17815
Red liquid was poison, purple liquid was addictive.
Antidote was in the chest.

Or it could have been forcing us into a specific form. And we quit halfway, so we ended up with no skin.