what you sleep on? your old bed?

>>145574
I... I guess you can call it a bed. I wonder where Rojo is. She disappeared a week ago. I hope she comes back today. It's my birthday.

How's your tribe? How's your sister? Seen Carg around? Or Shaw? Or the litch?

darn, we time jumped again. last thing we got is you telling carg off.

>>145587
My tribe is fine, though I can't really see how it was possible my vocabulary was so bad. My sister is fine as well. I haven't seen Carg around. I've had occasional Mary Shaw nightmares, but you always told me to wake up before I scream. I haven't seen the lich around at all.
>>145589
You really need to stop doing that. It confuses me. Wait, try to remember what you told my tribe leader the day I arrived here. You told me what you told him.

...Nothin.

>>145597
You told him to watch out for Kasparov. When I asked who it was, you spirits got all defensive and weird. This is really strange.

oh no, we didn't get defensive. we have no clue who Kasparov is. meaning that when you asked "who's Kasparov" we responded "we don't know. don't ask us. who?" and the like. rather odd.

>>145621
No, you got defensive. You told me stuff like 'you don't need to ask that stuff' and 'don't you dare ask things like that'. You know something, but you don't know what you know. When I tried to ask Xom, you told me you went to him and got him to shut up about it.

>>145624
goddamn it, that doesn't sound like us at all! get Xom here right fucking now. he better not be trolling us. dammit.

Wait a second, let me try to force a memory...

[try to remember]

>>145625
You told me you screamed at Xom to shut up, and Xom told me that you guidance spirits chewed him out. He was even holding his head in pain. I told you I was going to trust you until it happens again.
>>145630
Uuh, what exactly are you trying to do?

I was trying to remember what we forgot. It didn't work, I guess.

I think you should summon Xom again, and we can go into his head and ask him WTF IS GOING ON.

>>145636
Are... will you yell at me again? I really don't want to be yelled at.

You aren't going to ask about it, right? We won't yell at you so long as you don't ask about it. We're just going to ask Xom. He's not going to tell you about it. This is just information for us.

>>145640
O... okay. I promise I won't ask. I think about wanting to summon Xom. He appears out of thin air.
Xom:"Yeah, what do y- oh, um... I- I... left my houses on fire. Water fire. Fire made of water. I do that sometimes. I need to go put it out."
Xom laughs nervously. You go and, uh... do your thing.

...

...

Crap, the guidance spirits! I need to get out of here fast!

>>145643
Wait a second! What's going on? We lost memories and have no idea why we yelled at you or anything. Who is Kasparov?

>>145650
CRAP IT'S YOU AGA- Wait, wait. Wait. You lost your memories? So... You're not going to yell at me again? That was truly terrifying!

>>145653
What did we even do? You know what, I think I can guess. Shock images and lots of loud yelling right?

Anyway... it's probably a good idea not to tell Nir about whoever Kasparov is, if we were that intent on keeping him a secret. The only person with that name I know of is a master chess player, and that hardly seems important.

So, who is he? Why is the kobold elder supposed to beware of him?

Also how come you don't know why we would lose our memories like that? It's almost like there's two separate 'guidance spirit' entities, and we wind up sharing time.

>>145659
Oh, more than shock images and lots of yelling. You also posted images of Britney Spears. Kasparov is under the employ of the lich. And your memory problem is something the DM hasn't figured out what direction to go in yet. I think he needed to think things through more fully. I mean, remember the lime? That was originally a green apple. Then he changed it into a pear! Then into the lime you all know and love. Dear god, I sound like Iffy!

Oh I get it. Nirblim is switching spirits without realizing it. You were talking to someone else earlier.

Either that or we're about to go on a temporal journey that Andrew Hussie would be proud of.

>>145729
wait so basiclly that means there diffrent versions of us.
so the one he talked to was the one of pure rage I guess? Is there one of pure compassion to?

>>145729
>>145748
Those are very sound theories, but unfortunately, I'm sorry I can't tell you what the truth is. Is that all you ask of me?

>>145756
no I think that's pretty much it. sorry for what happened before. whatever happened it was not right of us.

>>145760
Thanks for your apology. I'll send you back over to Nir now.

...

...

Xom seems to have calmed down.

yeah. turns out something weird is going on.

sorry about yelling at you
we have problems with us...
(that was horrible grammer.)
We seem to be losing time, like a split personality or something. it's weird.
either way a nice fill in on what we've helped you with this past week would be nice. also did Rojo say where she was going or if she was comeing back? also how you holding up man?

>>145767
>>145769
Oh! You're back! Um, I didn't know you spirits had a split personality. Um, the past week, I've just been guarding my tribe. Rojo never said where she was going, just that she has something she needed to do. I hope she comes back soon.

>>145773

Obviously we have a split personality. Otherwise we'd be just one spirit. The problem is why are there groups of personalities who can't communicate...

Wait, if we're the departed spirits of Nirblim's tribe then that means...

oh god... we're all cutebolds...

Well how's your village so far? seeing as you are the well...smartest bold there you ever thought of teaching? if nothing else at least grammar. we can help you with math.

>>145785
I hope not I clearly wrote dragon on my last reincarnation form, I may sucky penminship but it's not that bad.

>>145781
>>145785
I... I'll investigate it as much as I can.
>>145792
Actually, you spirits have been helping me teach my tribe.
???:"Nirblilm? I'm back!"
I look. It's Rojo. Magun and Iffy are there as well. They're each holding a bag.

Ah yeah, Rojo went and got the band back toghether again. they're probably gonna help you take down the lich so...
have any ideas on how to take down the Lich?
of course we should case the place first. going in guns a blazing isn't a good idea for a magic cult
also How is the teaching going?

ask what's with the bags? maybe they are going to draw some kind of anti-dream circle.

>>145804
That's nice of her. I... I have no clue how to take down a lich. What's a gun? The teaching has been going somewhat good.
>>145816
Nir:"What's in the bags?"
Magun:"It's stuff for your birthday. Which one do you want first?"

well... it's your choice Nir.
make sure you thank them.
they are really good friends man

um.... a gun is like a very small cannon that you hold in your hand that shoot very small cannonballs.
anyway. yay, birthday party!

Actually.. how long has it been since you/we returned to your tribe? We didnt even realize you told Rojo or Magun or anyone your birthday.

But as for the present thing, Magun's first. Mentor's privelage.

>>145822
Thanks for the definition.
>>145821
>>145823
Nir:"Thanks, guys. I choose Magun first."
Magun hands me the bag. I open it. There's a mage hat inside. It looks very fancy. Should I try it on?

PUT ON YOUR ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

>>145861
I already have my robe on. I put on the mage hat. It feels nice on my head.
Magun:"That one's to replace the one you lost."
Nir:"Thanks, Magun."
Who should I choose next?

Rojo. Izzy is Magun's beau.

>>145943
Izzy? Do you mean Iffy?
Nir:"Rojo, I'll take yours next."
Rojo:"I think you'll like it. I hope."
She hands me her bag. I open it. There's a small shovel inside. I take it out.
Rojo:"It took me almost a week to gain the money in order to buy that for you."

awww, she remembered.

>>145945
Yes, she did. This really means a lot to me. I really hope I never lose this.
Rojo:"Do you like it?"
Nir:"I love it, Rojo!"
She smiles.
Rojo:"I'm glad."
Now it's Iffy's turn. She hands me her bag. It's kind of heavy. I open it. There's a box inside.
Iffy:"Careful with that."
I open the box. Inside there's a... thing. On the thing it says 'Happy... b-... birth...day.' I don't know what this is.

is it colourful? if so then that is a cake. a pastry which is a type of baked food. it is made kinda like bread but with more sugar. it is very tasty. also does it have candles in it? if so then you need to open it all the way, light all the candles then everyone sings a birthday song for you. afterwards you try to blow out all the candles while making a wish.

>>145951
There are 5 small candles in it, and it's colorful, so it must be a cake. I open it all the way. Um, I look around for something to put it on. I don't see a table or anything. A little help here, please?

magic up a small platform level with your shoulders.

>>145956
Oh, I can probably use my shield as a table. I do so and put the cake on the table. Iffy fires out a couple of fire spells. The candles are lit.

make a wish!

>>145964
I... I wish my tribe was safe from anybody who threatens it. I blow out the candles. I wait a while. Nothing happens. Or at least nothing seemed to happen.
Magun:"Okay, sorry I can't stay any longer, but Iffy and I have to get back to my tower."

>>145969

Nothing happens ...to your tribe? Wow, wish granted!

Anyway, where are you? The only thing we know is you woke up in a lump. What is your tribe like? Where do you all live? It might seem silly, but would you show us around again (even if you have already)?

>>145986
Well, I don't know if anything is supposed to happen once a wish is made. I've never had to blow out candles in a cake before. It's weird. Why exactly do you plow out the candles right after you light them anyway?
>>145989
That lump, or bed, was where I slept most of my life. It's made of hay. I don't know how my tribe is compared to other ones. It's in a clearing in the forest. It's just the huts everyone sleeps in, a fireplace, a farming field, and a small shrine. The shrine is where I met you spirits. So there's really not much to see.

let's fix everything with magic and brain power. magic a tree apart and turn it into a proper bed-frame.

>>146000

It's a challenge, to see if you can blow them all out in one breath. Since you get a new candle every year it's always more challenging. If you left the candles lit they'd burn down quickly and melt on the cake anyway. So you light them only right before blowing them out.

A clearing, huh. There's a shrine to us? Neat! What do you plan to do today? What do you grow in the field, not mushrooms? If there's anything we spirits can do to teach you or your tribe let us know!

>>146004

I was thinking just making the straw softer... if your bedding has more "give" to it, it can conform to your body and thus ease any uncomfortable points of tension. Too much "give" though and you go all the way through to the floor, so a proper balance is best.

>>146012
ah yes, the point of the bed-frame though is so you are not on the floor. being off the floor keeps you warmer at night as well as cleaner.

>>146014

I'm telling you, futons are the way to go. Bed frames are just a mattress covered torture device.

>>146000
Well, you should start slicing up the cake for starters. Give Magun and Iffy a slice each to go.

Tell them it was nice seeing them again, and to be safe.

>>146016
Nir:"Wait! Magun, Iffy, don't you want some cake? It was nice seeing you again."
Magun:"Oh, sure. You have a knife? If not, I can probably turn my hand into a claw and cut it up that way."
>>146006
That seems fun. And for what I'll do today... um...
>>146004
>>146012
>>146014
>>146015
I think I'll make a bed for myself.

Okay, I'm done with Armi's bed. She should like it. I think the rest of the tribe should have beds as well, don't you think?

>>146100
Wait what, we lost time again. Did we say anything interesting?

But yes, you should make beds for everyone.

>>146101
You lost time again? How much?

>>146102
Last thing was the cake was about to be cut, and you said you should make a bed for yourself.

Do the other spirits ever mention lost memories? I wonder... Perhaps they're watching right now.

They might even be the orb spirits Magun has, somehow hitchhiking along with us after we spoke to Magun.

>>146103
Oh, a week? Well, you taught me how to make a bed. Magun went back to his tower and sent some carpenters to help out making beds here.
>>146104
No, this is only the third time you said you lost your memories. And this is the first time I've heard about orb spirits.

>>146105
I mean the orb voices. The ones that tell Magun to do stuff? We told you about that before, apparently, during those missing 7 months. I suppose they might not really be 'spirits' though.

>>146106
Oh, the orb voices. Sorry, I thought you were talking about something else.
???:"Hello? Anyone there?"
The voice is coming from the forest.

>>146107
It sounds familiar.
???:"Hello? is this the kobold tribe?"

Not sure if you want to answer that or not... just respond with "Hello? Who's there?"

>>146204
Nir:"Hello? Who's there?"
???:"Good, I think I fuckin found it."

>>146209
Oh. It's Carg. Shield up and investigate.

shields up, make a few mana balls, and be ready to say sting ten times fast.

>>146210
>>146215
I put up a shield and ready a few mana balls. A Nedynvor steps into view. It's Carg. He's wearing a black robe. He hasn't seen me yet.

Freeze him.

Black robe? That's a bad sign. Open fire.

Do you think you can make the balls bigger, or faster? Or shape them so that they cut?

>>146232
No, I won't yet. Not unless he gets me really mad. And I've practiced making the mana balls a different shape a bit. But so far, no luck.
>>146230
Nir:"Freeze."
He stops moving.

Look around. Is there anyone else there? If not, send us to him.

Damn, if Carg found it you should be easy pickings for that lich, who's already got his eye on you. Time to go underground.

I bet he's not alone. Why would he come alone, knowing you're here guarding the place?

>>146251
>>146241
I look around. I don't see anyone else.
>>146243
No. I can't leave this place forever. Plus, I made the wish. It's safe. I'll send you spirits to see what he's doing here.

...

...

I can't fuckin move! Must be that fuckin black mage kobold.

>>146255
Nice robe. Where'd you get it?

we did warn you, try to sell the tribe and he will kill you. can you think of a reason he shouldn't?

>>146256
And now the fuckin guidance spirits show up. I'm definitely at the right fuckin place. I got the fuckin robe from that lich dude. Looks like I fuckin proved all of you fuckers wrong. See? I'm fuckin safe!
>>146261
Oh, so you're going to be mean to me? I guess I'll just take all the info I have and the phylactery and go give it to the fuckin highest bidder.

>>146263
Alright. For future notice, don't wear the black robe in public. It makes you look like a servant of the lich.

But seriously? You have his phylactery? That's crazy. How did you get your hands on that?

The last time we saw you you wanted to sell off Nir's entire tribe, can you blame us for being a bit... jumpy?

You're not just a phenomenal thief, but an infiltrator as well? Okay, send us back and we'll ask him to unfreeze you.

>>146265
Nope. Sorry. You hate me, so I'm not going to fuckin tell you anything. If you're willing to fuckin apologize, then I might let a few secrets leak out.
>>146267
I'm gonna leave after the fuckin kobold unfreezes me. And I'm going to keep my lips shut until you fuckin apologize.

>>146268
Sheesh. We don't hate you. We dislike you.

Sorry for freezing you, we're a bit paranoid. And sorry for yelling at you, we're a bit ruthless. So don't run off, alright? Do you want to get unfrozen now, or after you tell us stuff?

We're sorry. We should've waited longer to see what was up, but we've had to deal with some mind-altery stuff lately, and with the black robe we thought you might've brought cultist people with you.

>>146270
>>146272
...Call me 'Master Carg' and we'll talk business. Keep in mind that I have much more fuckin knowledge about the fuckin lich and his fuckin underlings. Knowledge that you need. Plus his phylactery, so why don't you be good little guidance spirits?

>>146274
How about Master Thief Carg? We've obviously underestimated your skills.

Tell us all about how you defeated the Lich's traps.

>>146277
That's much fuckin better. See how easy that fuckin was? You've been good guidance spirits, so maybe you deserve some info. 2 months ago, I approached the lich's domain. It looks fuckin small when you're outside, like a small fuckin hut. Inside, there are 5 people including me. Their names are Mary Shaw, Neophyte, Androgyn, and Kasparov. The Lich never tole me his name. He just said to fuckin call him 'master', 'lord', etc. I think that's all the info you deserve.

>>146280
So what do you intend to do with the phylactry?

Oh and the other voices telling you they're ruthless isn't really true. It's true about me though. Threathen this kobold tribe and you will get fucked up in all new creative ways. There are such intersting things you can do to a person if you have a knife, can restrain them and have someone casting heal on them at even intervals.

Good job by the way master theif Carg. I hope you have some plan for the future.

>>146283
Fuck you! I'll have the lich permanently banish you! Then I'll have the entire fuckin group slaughter this fuckin tribe, so shut your fuckin mouth and apologize, fuckers! I might even fuckin return the phylactery!

Just so you know, he CAN do that.

>>146289
Just kidding. I would never hurt such a wonderful theif as you. I'm very happy you're here in fact. That damn kobold was starting to get really annoying. So stupid and naive. He never actually learned magic, not really. He got it as a gift from a god.

Let us just zip over to him and we can tell him he sucks and then go with you. Pretty please can we go with you? You're so amazing and awesome.

Oh goddamnit.

Alright here's some for you. The lich brainwashed Mary Shaw somehow, probably with some kind of torture or mind control, or she's doing it of her own will. She attacked Nir in his dream, if that happens to you, you need to wake up by any means necessary. And don't scream. Ever. She attacked him outside it too, but Rojo fought her off. Her goal is probably to convert people into slave drones for the lich.

>>146293
Mary Shaw is fuckin creepy. She keeps on babbling on how he or she or whoever will fuckin save everyone.
>>146292
That's much fuckin better. I got a fuckin warning for you. If one of the fuckin kobolds or people at the tribe even look at me funny, the whole place is going to be wiped off the fuckin planet. You'd best fuckin behave.

...

...

I wonder if I should get Rojo over here.

Yes. You can unfreeze him though, just be wary.

>>146311
Unfreeze him, thank him for the information, and say that he can leave if he wants. Tell him "You probably don't want to stay here, we don't have very good beds."

>>146311
Don't listen to the others. Kill the fucker. I'm going to be nice and say that you should do it quickly. Don't unfreeze him or anything. Just slit his throat.

>>146313
>>146315
>>146316
Wait a second, before I do anything, can you please tell me what he told you?

>>146318
That's much fuckin better. See how easy that fuckin was? You've been good guidance spirits, so maybe you deserve some info. 2 months ago, I approached the lich's domain. It looks fuckin small when you're outside, like a small fuckin hut. Inside, there are 5 people including me. Their names are Mary Shaw, Neophyte, Androgyn, and Kasparov. The Lich never tole me his name. He just said to fuckin call him 'master', 'lord', etc. I think that's all the info you deserve.

That was all he was willing to say. He also hinted that he managed to steal the Litch's phylactry. Can't confirm if he has it or not.

>>146321
Kasparov? No, I shouldn't ask that.
Nir:"Release."
Carg:"I thank you from the bottom of my heart for releasing me. Would it be too much of a bother to ask you to show me around your tribe? I would really love to see how it's going."
Wait... something's not right.

What... Ask him why he isn't swearing anymore. Prepare to refreeze. Send us over again.

>>146326
Well for one thing he is actually polite. Which we have only seen him be when he is intending to rob someone.

For another he has spent time near the Litch. The one Mary Shaw insists will save everyone. I don't care how good he is at physical infiltration but they're bound to have some sort of thing set up to make sure anyone attempting to join them is fully commited or they make them commited.

What I think you should do is call up Rojo. Lead him into an empty hut. Freeze him. Tell him to come completly clean or you're going to listen to an advice from your spirit guides. If he talks then kill him, if not then kill him. The guy is completly unreliable.

Oh he also said if you or any of your tribe look at him funny "the whole place is going to be wiped off the planet." I think he's bluffing, if that's not obvious, but what a mean thing to say!

And I didn't mean for you to go alone. I meant for the whole tribe to go underground. If Carg could find the place, it's probably not safe to stay, since you know the lich is after you.

>>146327
Nir:"Why aren't you swearing anymore?"
What's swearing?
Carg:"You're my friend. I'm always nice to my friends. You're my friend, aren't you? I changed. I changed to a better person. I'm very sorry I threatened to sell your tribe. I came here to protect it with you, my friend."
He smiles. Is... Did he really change that much? He's like Rojo.
>>146329
>>146328
But he seems like a nice person right now. I really think he's changed. I'm going to show him around the tribe.

Send us over first. He very likely is under mind control, he's acting WAY differently than he was before.

Not like Rojo differently, like pod person differently.

>>146330
No he didn't change. He is still the same rotten person he was before. If you show him around and then let him go or just show him around then you're endangering your tribe.

Call over Rojo. She can help you.

>>146332
Nir:"Please stay here. I'll get Rojo and explain your change to her so she won't attack you."
Carg:"That would be lovely!"
>>146331
He can't be mind-controlled, he's my friend. I'll send you over to him so you can talk to him more.

...

...

The kobold walks away. I wonder how long I'll have to fuckin wait here.

>>146335
NO!!! Nir send us to Rojo right this instant. Pretty please Nir. Rojo is a much better friend, and we will convince her to come to you much faster and then we can also convince her that Carg has changed.

>>146337
What are you up to? I mean, it's good that you're being polite but it's a little bit... of a sudden change. It's like you're trying to steal something.

Just checking to make sure you're not under mind control from the phylactory or something similar. How are you feeling?

>>146337
Oh he is just being silly like a normal kobold. Stupid fucking kobolds.

Anyway, send us over to the fox girl once she comes over. We will fuck around a bit with her mind. You will see, it's going to be awesome.

>>146339
Back so soon, friends? I'm only going to help protect this tribe. Uh, um, protect it until I find someone willing to buy it, of course.
>>146340
I'm feeling fuckin fine. What the fuck does it matter to you, anyway? You're pushing your fuckin luck.
>>146341
I bet you'll have a lot of fuckin fun with that.

>>146343
Oh you bet I will. She can be real fucking riot at times. And now she is rid of that stupid curse so she can eat kobolds again.

By the way you don't feel like telling us how you managed to get your hands on the Litch phylactry? It must be a really awesome story about how good you are.

>>146343
Please don't joke about selling the tribe. It's all we've got.

>>146346
Oh, it was fuckin easy. I stole it in his sleep about 4 days ago. Fucker doesn't even know he's wearing a fake.
>>146347
I- I'm not fuckin joking! I really am going to pro- um, sell this tribe! If... if the goods get damaged, I won't be able to sell them.

>>146348
Well you might still be able to sell the meat. But I doubt that's worth as much as live bolds. And the harvesting gets so messy, and you have to get it to the buyer faster. Just alot more hassle.

So you got it in his sleep you say. Are you certain it's the real one?

>>146348
Hrm. Well, we can always get Nir to kill the guy who wants to buy it. It's not like we're completely helpless here. I guess we'll just let you hang around and protect your investment, if you really think you can get away with it.

What was the Lich like? Did he say anything about his goals?

What does it look like? Wait don't take it out, is it in your pocket or something?

>>146350
Yeah, I got the fuckin real deal! It's fuckin weird, but somehow I just know there's a fuckin soul inside of it.
>>146353
It's in my pocket. It's a fuckin ring.
>>146352
He might have said something. I can't seem to fuckin remember.

>>146356
Did you by any chance attempt to wear the ring?

And do you see Rojo yet? I have some pretty funny pranks lined up for her.

Do you know anything about the others? Aside from Mary Shaw.

Don't take it out of your pocket or touch it to your skin...

>>146358
How can I fuckin wear a ring? I don't have any fuckin fingers!
>>146360
I don't fuckin know, but something may jog my memory...
>>146363
I touched it before when I fuckin stole it! It's safe!

If you say so. Did you try to smash it?

>>146374
No, I haven't tried smashing it yet. Why the fuck would I?

Liches don't sleep. They're already dead. :>

it is his most valuable item. but for anyone else it's nearly worthless because if the lich's body is destroyed then the lich will pop out of the ring and kill anyone who happens to be nearby. no one wants that kinda risk. if it is detroyed then the lich will be gone once his next body is gone.

Because the lich "saved" Mary Shaw, and she wants to "save" other people. Note that Mary Shaw tried to kill Nir twice and her definition of "save" is probably close to brainwash and torture.

>>146376
oh hell, he knows you took it bro. he was taunting you and you fell for it.

>>146380
Really? I'll have to talk to that fucker later on about that. Or just listen to her babbling on about how 'he' will save everyone.
>>146377
So how the fuck do you suggest I destroy it? If it's his phylactery, it must be fuckin indestructible or some fucking thing like that.
>>146381
>>146376
Look, what I fuckin meant to say was, the fucker was practically asleep because I was in plain sight. Right the fuck in front of him. He didn't even fuckin notice. So fuck no, he doesn't know where the fuck it is! I see the foxfolk and the mage kobold.

Oh great, do us a favor and hand us off to her, would you master Carg?

>>146390
You've been good, so I'll allow it, friends.

...

...

I still have no idea why Nir trusts the little shit.

He seems... relatively alright. He scored the lich's phylactery, you should send Nir to get Magun to help destroy it.

i think Nir's birthday wish may have done something. for all we know xom tweaked it so it came true. cause it seems he was working for the lich for a while, then suddenly 4 days ago he steals shit from him. he also keeps going "i just want to protect the tribe... i mean until i find a buyer, of course, yeah." which to me speaks of imposed justification. he is being compelled to protect the tribe but is given free reign to decide why he wants to. that's why it speaks to me that Xom did something.

>>146398
Oh, hello guida- wait, WHAT? He did WHAT? Wait... P- please don't prank me. It... reminds me of when I was... not nice. And it hurts.
Carg:"How good of you to come. I have to apologize to both of you for even thinking about selling the poor kobold's tribe. I hope we can start off again. This time, with a clean slate. I'm Carg."
He extends his wing. I'm just about ready to draw my bow on him.
>>146402
Yes, Xom strikes me as a kind of man who is caring and strong and handsome and... wait, what were we talking about?

>>146406
Shake his hand. Feel free to make a face while doing so.

We're telling you what he told us. Apparently it's in his pocket, in a ring.

Shake his enormous hand.

>>146407
>>146411
I... I reach out and shake his hand. Gods damnit, I already regret doing that. And... if what you say about the phylactery is true, we have to find a way to destroy it as soon as possible. Preferably without Carg around.

That's why you should get Magun somehow. Either go see him yourself with Carg, send Nir to get him and bring him here, or stay here and send Nir and Carg to him.

You might want to hurry, and preferably choose one that involves going to Magun. If you stay here, someone might come.

we could also call up Xom and ask him to break it. he is kinda all powerful.

>>146415
I definitely don't trust Carg with neither Nir nor this tribe. I'll go with him to Magun.
Rojo:"Come with me, Carg. We're going to Magun."
Carg:"Hey, is that any way to treat a friend? I feel very hurt."
...give me one good reason not to kill him right now.

Speaking of which, have you thought of summoning Xom yourself in private~?

>>146420
I think he's behaving this way because he honestly doesn't want to make you or Nir mad. I guess he doesn't realize how obvious he's being.

Tell him you just want to have Magun check out that ring he's got to see if it can be destroyed or something.

He has the phylactery, information, and you're too nice for that. Give him a break, he may be annoying, but he's relatively on your side. Apologize, even if you don't mean it.

>>146422
I- uh... um... I d- don't know what you're t- talking about.
>>146423
>>146425
...If I have to.
Rojo:"I'm sorry. I just want Magun to check on the ring to see if it can be destroyed."
Carg:"What's wrong? You seem upset."
He has a small smile on his face. That... little... shit... I can't wait to kill him. It'll be fun.

>>146426
Hey now. You're a white mage. Don't forget your purpose.

>>146428
Oh! Gods damnit! I'm sorry. I... I'm sorry. I was so close to having a relapse. I'm sorry. I guess I still need some help. I shouldn't think like that.

It's okay, he was kind of an ass. But he seems to genuinely care about Nir's tribe, and Nir trusts him.

think of it this way. the faster you get this over with the faster you can get away from him.


also, maybe we can have Xom curse him with 'the inability to swear, even in his thoughts' it will drive him NUTS.

>>146430
How does he genuinely care about Nir's tribe? I don't see him caring at all.
>>146431
Yeah, the sooner I get it done, the faster I can get away from him. And that Xom sounds pretty hot. I mean the Xom idea sounds pretty good. I'll do it when Carg's not around.

>>146435
if he is like this because of Nir's wish then he has no choice but to care about the tribe. doesn't matter if he really does. he HAS to.

>>146438
Okay, so he genuinely cares about Nir's tribe, but what does he say he really wants to do?

>>146442
I think he cares, but doesn't want to admit it. And while his polite act might work when someone isn't suspecting it, it looks COMPLETELY fake when you know his true nature. He's just going with what he thinks works.

Why don't you tell him to stop laying the politeness thing on so thick?

>>146444
I... I guess he isn't so bad deep down, but he's still really annoying.
Rojo:"Can you stop with that politeness act? I know what you're truely like."
Carg:"Alright, fine. Fuck. So what's your 'tragic story' anyway? The fuckin guidance spirits never fuckin told me. I'm curious as fuck right now."

>>146461
Tell him about it. Can't hurt, right?

7 months... NO BACON...

>>146465
Rojo:"When I was a child, I wanted to become a black mage, but the entire city mocked me; made fun of me. For a couple years, all everyone did was make fun of me. I had no one to turn to. Not friends, not family, no one. One day I just snapped and burned the entire city to the ground. They made me insane. I was genuinely happy when I saw the town burn alive. I even laughed. I still remember exactly what I said. After that, I went on, ruining the lives of other people. Then, one day, I met Nir. I tortured him and abused him. Then I met Magun. The first thing I did when I met him was try to kill him. For that, I was almost cooked alive. Magun instead had a curse placed on me. I couldn't eat any meat for 7 months."
There's a long silence. Carg looks at his feet. Gods damnit, he's plotting something against me.

>>146477
I don't think so.

Tell him the rest.

>>146480
Rojo:"I thought about my life, and how to make it better. I realized I didn't deserve to become a black mage. I ruined too many people's lives. It was then I decided to become a white mage; to help and protect people. I went to Ryth's castle to be taught. I'm still in training. Then, one day, I saw Nir get kidnapped by Mary Shaw. Nir had a concussion. He was out for days, and I was worried about him. I was so worried about my first friend ever, I forgot I was still cursed. When he woke up, and was safe, I was so relieved. I thought I lost him."
Again, there's a long silence.
Carg:"D- do you want a hug?"
Ugh... not more of this politeness shit.

i think that one is sincere. you already told him not to bullshit you so doing it now has no purpose.

>>146488
If you don't feel like it, politely decline.

>>146494
>>146497
While it may be sincere, I still don't want to be hugged by a little shit like him.
Rojo:"No, I'd rather not."
Carg sighs.
Carg:"Look, I'm going to be fuckin truthful here, but I won't say anything unless you fuckin promise not to say anything to anybody else about it, okay?"
I'm not even sure I want to hear it.

>>146498
Say yes.

>>146499
Alright, I guess I can stand to hear what he has to say.
Rojo:"Yes."
Carg:"Let me start out with the fuckin definition of what it means to be a fuckin thief. I means being fuckin cold, cruel, unsympathetic, and uncaring. Right now, I really hate you, because you make me genuinely worry about you. That's not what a thief is supposed to be. A thief isn't supposed to have any real friends. A thief is supposed to be manipulative. A thief is supposed to be a complete bastard, do you fuckin get me? Now I've tricked Nir into thinking he's a friend of mine just because those guidance spirits guilt-tripped me a couple months ago. I hate them as well. I hate Nir. I'm required to hate everybody. That's what a thief is supposed to do."

>>146505
Sounds familiar.

I think a thief can have some friends. Is hate really required, though? You can be selfish and deceptive without hating people. You just have to believe that the lying and stealing isn't a big deal; that it helps you more than it hurts them.

That's not true. Hasn't he ever heard of partners in crime? Or robin hood? Thieves can have the closest nakamas out of anyone.

Ask him why he's a thief.

>>146514
>>146507
Rojo:"You can be a thief and still have friends. Haven't you heard of the phrase 'partners in crime'? In fact, thieves can have the tightest friendships out of anyone."
Carg:"No, they always fall apart in the end, so why even fuckin bother?"
>>146519
Rojo:"Why are you a thief?"
Carg:"There are lots of things I want which I don't have the gold for. I've been a thief for a really long time. When I was a teen, I was called a prodigy. Remember the treasury incident 9 years ago? That was me. And I'm still getting better."
I... I do remember hearing about that.

>>146524
Maybe one day, he'll be rich enough not to need to steal anymore.

ask him what he will do once he has stolen or bought all the things he has dreamed of owning.

>>146525
>>146528
Rojo:"What will you do once you've stolen or bought everything you've ever wanted?"
Carg:"I'll give it all back and fuckin start all over again, by then there should be a lot more fuckin things to steal, Rojo. I might even have the skill to steal the fuckin moon as well. And I'll even try a new method of stealing, so it doesn't fuckin get repetitive."

That sounds almost like catch and release fishing... Tell him so.

So what's preventing him from having friends? Maybe we should talk to him about it personally...

>>146543
Rojo:"That sounds like catch-and-release fishing."
Carg gives me a look.
Garg:"What the fuck are you doing comparing stealing to fuckin fishing? That's fuckin stupid."
I... I'll send you spirits over to him.

...

...

Seriously, how fuckin stupid are you when you're comparing stealing to fishing? Doesn't even make a fuckin ounce of sense.

Well it sounds like you don't even care about what you steal, you just like stealing it. Is that true?

>>146550
You said you were going to give it all back after stealing everything you want, right? Well that's about the same as throwing a fish back in.

When you think about it, fishing is a bit similar to thievery. To catch a fish, you must trick it.

>>146551
>>146553
G- guidance spirits? What the fuckin fuck? Were you fuckin listening the entire time? Fuck, I wouldn't have fuckin said anything if I know you were fuckin listening as well! Fuck me! I shouldn't have fuckin said anything!

>>146556
What? It's not like you really revealed any deep secrets. Or do you not like having to hate everyone?

No, it's good to talk about these things. Don't you want friends?

>>146557
>>146559
Fuck... Of course I want friends, but it's too fuckin bad I can't. I'm a fuckin thief, and thieves aren't allowed to have friends. Thieves only betray people. It's the fuckin reason I cut myself off from my fuckin former friends and family. They all knew what a thief is. They cut off all their friends and family as well. You should know what a fuckin thief is, too.

A thief is someone who steals. Whether he does so out of malice, desperation, or sport is irrelevant.

You don't have to hate to be a thief. It might even be possible to steal for a good cause. You did that by stealing the Lich's phylactery, didn't you?

>>146564
I... I stole the fuckin phylactery because I thought it was a fuckin good fortune, not because I wanted to fuckin help that kobold tribe. I know a place where it'll fuckin give me a fuckload of gold.

>>146566
Your conscience is showing. Why is it that you want to protect Nir's tribe? Is it because they're so vulnerable? People just walk all over them, they can't even defend themselves. Sold into slavery because people think they're stupid. Yet they have potential untapped. They could be just as useful as any goblin or human. They're not stupid, they just aren't developed. You know this.

Then why didn't you say anything when we wanted to destroy it?

It's okay to have friends Carg, you already have them. Go up to Nir and ask him what he thinks of you. Hell, even Rojo.

>>146568
>>146571
Oh FUCK YOU! FINE! I'll fuckin admit it! You fuckers guilt-tripped me to fuckin protect the fuckin tribe! It's all your fuckin fault I'm becoming a fuckin bad thief!
>>146572
Fuck! Fine, I have friends and am a fuckin bad thief!

>>146573
Is it more important to be a good thief than a good person? For what shall it profit a man to gain the whole world, but to lose his own soul?

There are riches in friendship. Wealth in happiness. Just taking and taking and taking... is that really the proper way to live? No, I say you must give to truly experience life.

Why do you have to conform to meaningless descriptions? We've seen what you can do, you are a veritable god of sleight of hand.

>>146576
Riches in friendship? What... what kind of fuckin riches?
>>146582
Me? A... a fuckin god? No... I... I haven't fuckin ascended yet...

We've spoken to someone known as a god of black magic. He's just a very powerful person, and believes all gods are the same.

Even if he's wrong, you're sure as hell already in his league. And Carg, try giving Nir a hug with your ginormous arms, that should give you a good idea of what.

>>146597
I... I fuckin suppose you're right... Maybe I will try stealing for good more often... with an occasional steal for myself in there, of course. I'll fuckin hug Nir when we get back to his tribe, and I'll see how it feels. I see a city in the distance. There's a fuckin huge tower in the- oh, it's just Agician.

Ah, you're going to see Magun, the god of black magic we mentioned.

>>146606
Well, that's what Rojo said when we left the tribe. There's a couple of posters on the wall. One has a man with long, black hair and goatee with green eyes. Next to that one has a girl with yellow hair and red eyes. Her face is kind of pale. They both say 'kill this person on sight'. Huh. Wonder who they are.

...Wait a second, you're saying these people weren't allied with the lich?

>>146612
Well, the girl one looks awfully fuckin familiar, but no one with the lich has fuckin yellow hair.

The one with black hair is Magun's doppelganger. The real Magun has a circular tattoo over his eye.

>>146622
Magun has doppelgangers? He must be really despised by some people or something. As we walk toward the tower, a human walks up to us. He looks like the poster, but there's a bandage covering his right eye. It looks kind of red. I guess it's Magun.
Magun:"Welcome to my town. Agician. Do you want me to show you two around?"
Rojo is giving Magun a look.

He's probably just teasing. Send us over, we'll give him a heads up.

>>146626
I don't know, it kind of looks like he had an accident, but if you want to go to him, I won't stop you.

...

...

Why is this foxfolk just staring at me? I only want to show her around the city and have fun with them.

Hello?

Who's this?

>>146631
>>146633
Oh! G- guidance spirits? Well, this is a first. I'm Magun. D... Do you know the name of these 2 people?

>>146636
Do you know where we can find a goblin named Ifsaihkt?

>>146637
A goblin named Ifsaihkt? Sorry, no. Are you the goblin's guidance spirits?

Huh? Which two people did you want to know the names of?

>>146642
Yeah. I guess we'll keep looking. Been hopping bodies a lot trying to track her down again! Send us over to that foxfolk, maybe she can help us.

>>146643
>>146648
I want to know the names of the foxfolk and the nedynvor that are in front off me. Maybe you can get them to tell they're names for me.

...

...

I really don't think this is Magun.

>>146652
Offer to heal his wound. Say that you're a white mage.

It's definitely not him. Play along.

>>146657
Oh, he's not? I guess I was right. I'll play along.
>>146654
Rojo:"I can heal your wound. I'm a white mage."
Fake Magun:"Oh, um... I really don't trust magic at all. Um... my girlfriend was killed by magic."

Oh for crap sake. How long do you think it'll take to train an arrow on him?

>>146662
Not that long. About a second. Should I?
Carg:"Our names? I'm Carg. This is Rojo. It's an extreme pleasure to meet you, Magun. I've heard a lot about you."

>>146665
Yeah I think it's about time we nailed him with an arrow.

Damnit! We said don't say your names!

Whatever, just play along more, maybe he'll accidentally reveal something. Just don't give him a chance to attack you.

>don't trust magic at all
>Magun is a supremely powerful Black Mage

Uh yeah he's basically already revealed everything.

>>146673
Well, maybe this doppelganger somehow knew about the orb and... I'm not helping, am I?
>>146666
I draw my bow and aim it at-
Carg:"Woah, woah, woah! What the fuck do you think you're doing? This is the god of magic! You should treat him with... wait a fuckin minute..."
He turns to the doppelganger.
Carg:"How are you the fuckin god of magic and not fuckin trust magic? That doesn't make any fuckin sense."
Fake Magun:"Well, after my girlfriend died, I gave up all my powers. I... I'm the one who killed her, s- so I gave them up."
The doppelganger starts crying.
Carg:"Oh, sorry. I didn't know, I'm sorry."

>>146677
Nope. We already asked him about Magun's girlfriend Ifsaihkt, and he claimed to not know her. So he's a fake.

Tell him the real Magun would know... way more. He is the worst doppelganger ever. Ask him what the point is.

unless....


restrain him and take off the eyepatch.

>>146678
Noted.
>>146679
Rojo:"Carg, the real Magun would know way more. He would know one of my friend's names. Doppelganger, what's the point?"
Fake Magun:"I- it's not polite to point weapons at people. C- Carg, can you please help me out here?"
Carg:"Some Guidance spirits told me you cursed Rojo. What was the curse?"
Magun:"U- uhm... It was to... um... not speak for a week. Yes, I'm very sure."
>>146681
Rojo:"Restrain him! Take off his eyepatch."
The doppelganger begins to run. Should I kill him, or just would him?

The posters say Kill on Sight.

So kill him.

Don't kill him, he's clearly too incompetent to be of any real issue to anyone on purpose. Take him to the real Magun.

>>146684
>>146685
Okay, I take aim and- Gods damnit, he went down an alley. We give chase after him. Carg goes to the sky. It seems he's leaving a trail of stuff he's knocked down. Probably to try and slow me down.

You're a fox. Jump over it. And definitely aim for the legs, he's not going to be as crazy as goddamn shaw.

>>146689
Maybe we can go to Carg and have him spot where he's heading, so you can cut him off by taking a shortcut.

>>146690
I jump and avoid the various stuff. I can't see Carg.
>>146691
I really hope this works.

...

...

I can fuckin see you, you fuckin fake.

>>146693
Where's he headed? We'll tell Rojo so she can take a shortcut and cut him off. Or if you think you can force him into taking a particular route that would be even better.

He's running somewhere. Just tail him to find out where he's going.

>>146724
>>146694
I can't really fuckin tell where he's going, he's taking a fuckload of different turns. I scan the fuckin city to try and- wait a fuckin minute... What's Kasparov doing here? I thought he was fuckin ordered to go to Grist Town. I'll try to fuckin make the fake go to fuckin Kasparov.

>>146812
contemplate how much better life would be if you learned a swear other than fuck. and started including it where it wouldn't normally go in a sentence.

>>146812
Head for the big tower. Find Magun. Tell him Kasparov is in town as well as a fake. Get him to help out.

>>146849
Not now. Maybe later.
>>146850
Let me fuckin clarify something first. I'm part of the fuckin lich group as a fuckin mole. I could probably just lead the fuckin fake to Kasparov, but if you think going to Magun is a much better fuckin Idea, I'll do it.

>>146852
Do you think Rojo could deal with the fake and Kasparov?

I think we will try to reach Magun. We have made the connection before. Try to gather Kasparov and the fake together and Magun will be able to fuck them up.

Lead him to Magun, and who's Kasparov exactly? One of the lich's group?

>>146853
>>146854
Yes, I've said before that Kasparov is part of the fuckin group. I really don't think Rojo is fuckin capable of handling Kasparov, I've seen the stuff that fucker can do. He makes illusions so fuckin real, he even fuckin scares me. A little. But I know his fuckin weakness. I'll lead the fuckin fake to Kasparov. I'll try fuckin sending you to Magun.

>>146855
Good work. Magun is considered a god of magic. If anyone this side of Xom can handle it then it's Magun.

Okay. Don't do anything too dangerous.

>>146856
Wait, it didn't fuckin work? That's fucked up. Yeah, you fuckin told me that before. Why are you forgetting such things? Are you a fuckin goldfish with a fuckin 6 second memory?
>>146857
You mean like fuckin stealing a phylactery?

>>146860
No I can have perfet fucking memory. But if it didn't fucking work then we need to get closer. So fly to the big fucking black tower.

>>146861
Okay, I'll just leave one of my fuckin friends unattended against someone whose illusions can fuck you up big time. I start flying toward the fuckin tower.

What? No, sent us to Rojo and lead him to the tower. What's Kasparov's weakness?

>>146872
Now that makes a fuckload more sense! Kasparov's weakness is that he's fuckin easily distracted. He;s a fuckin easy target to steal from. A fuckin 5 year old can steal from Kasparov, you just have to keep the fucker distracted. I'll fuckin send you over to Rojo now.

...

...

Gods damnit! He's taking so many twists and turns!

>>146879
Carg is going to lead him over to the tower and the Magun will fuck him up. Oh and Kasparov is in town. Don't do anything about that yet. Get Magun first and send us over to him.

>>146881
I don't think we're close enough to Magun for you to be sent to him. Who's Kasparov?

>>146887
Not someone you need to think about now. Concentrate on the chase and once we get close enough send us over.

>>146887
He's one of the lich's servants, who can create very powerful illusions. Our alternate personality doesn't want Nir to know about him for some reason.

I wonder if Kasparov is able to take us over? That would be a problem.

>>146893
>>146889
Alternate personality? This is the first I've heard of that. I really don't know anything about Kasparov except the things you've just told me. Anyways, back to the chase.

>>146899
Good girl. Focus on what's in front of you and what you can influence right now. Kasparov will be dealt with once we get to Magun.

>>146902
I think we're close enough right now. I'm sending you to Magun.

...

...

[Okay, now slowly take off her panties.]
[Wait a second. Grab them first. If she doesn't approve, then don't take them off.]
Okay, I reach out to her panties.

[Sorry are we interrupting something]

[It's kind of important. We found your fake.]

>>146910
Magun good news. We got some new eyeballs for you to lick.

Just kidding. There is one of your fakes coming in towards your tower. I would suggest you freeze him. There is also a litch disciple in town. One named Kasarov.

Here is a description of him.
Yes, I've said before that Kasparov is part of the fuckin group. I really don't think Rojo is fuckin capable of handling Kasparov, I've seen the stuff that fucker can do. He makes illusions so fuckin real, he even fuckin scares me. A little. But I know his fuckin weakness. I'll lead the fuckin fake to Kasparov. I'll try fuckin sending you to Magun.

He is easily distracted.

Oh shit, we shouldn't interrupt this.

I think we should be able to handle it ourselves if we can just corner him. Send us back to Rojo, since she seems able to send us to you for some reason.

>>146913
>>146914
>>146915
GAH!
[Hey, we're in the middle of something here morons!]
[FUCKING DAMNIT YOU RUINED THE MOOD ;_;]
Shut up! Wait! By your description of Kasparov, it only tells me what abilities he has, not what he looks like. And one of the millions of doppelgangers that exist only to try to fuck up my name is headed toward my tower? Why the fuck haven't you just killed it yet?
[Invite the doppelganger to a threesome.]
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

Because he ran. Also we know where the lich's phylactery is, we need your help to destroy it.

>>147042
Destroying a phylactery? Oh, that's easy.
Magun:"Iffy, we gotta get dressed."
Iffy:"Why?"
Magun:"Shit's going down. I have to destroy a phylactery."
[What IS the phylactery anyway?]
[A pendant? A glove?]
Wait a minute. Who exactly has the phylactery?

A nedynvor named Carg flying over the city chasing your doppelganger into one of the lich's minions, of which there are 5. Don't worry, he's like, the best thief in the world, he wouldn't lose it. Also it's a ring.

>>147063
Best thief in the world? Impossible. I had a friend about 500 years ago. He was a thief/time mage dual-class. He was the best thief in the world. No one can top that gnoll.
[Can you tell us about the lich's minions?]
[Also, what is Carg like?]
[whats he wearing]

There are five of them, one is named Kasparov and is male, there's Mary Shaw, and... no idea about the rest.

He's a nedynvor that says 'fuck' a lot. A -LOT-.

>>147100
We're done getting dressed. We start to go down the tower.
[Where did you meet carg]
Is there anything about Carg that makes him easily identifiable? What about clothes?
[yeah whats he wearing]
[You should have a threesome with Iffy and Carg one day.]
No.

I...'m not sure. But he's a nedynvor, and he's flying, how many nedynvors could there be fitting that description in such short a time frame?

>>147121
We met him in the tavern here. He stole some money from Rojo, then we bumped into him again and Nir froze him, so we could talk to him. Found out about his various personal motivations, and he was very interested in stealing shit from the Lich. At first we didn't want him to go alone but he turned out to be a giant asshole so we told him anyway. Nir guilt tripped him a bit because he said he wanted to sell his tribe into slavery, and apparently Carg's a bit of a softy so he's working to protect the tribe now.

He got a black robe from the lich, since he's basically infiltrated their group. He's still wearing that. The lich might actually be feeding him false information, though. The ring could be fake. I assume you have some way of confirming that.

>>147182
This doesn't help at all. Any fowl-mouthed nedynvor who shows up at my door fits that description.
>>147190
There is definitely a way to prove the ring is fake or not. Destroy the ring and the lich. If the lich doesn't respawn, then the ring isn't a fake. Iffy and I step out of the tower. No one is there.
[I think you should wait for them.]
[This Is Pointless. Just Go Back To Sexing Iffy Up.]

As good an idea as that is, Iffy can hold off for a while. We're trying to prevent mass murder here, remember?

>>147202
Carg should be up in the air somewhere, trying to drive the doppelganger over to you.

>>147204
Yes, you should remember that, orb.
[You should remember Iffy likes sex.]
Shut up.
>>147205
I can see a nedynvor up in the air, but it's going away from me. Huh.
[It forgot it's hat.]
I, uh... I guess I should head on over that way with Iffy.
[NO! SEX WITH IFFY COMES FIRST]
[Quiet about that! Nir could be chasing the doppelganger as well!]
I start walking over to where the nedynvor is going.

Can you teleport? Definitely follow the nedynvor, and be prepared to fight your doppelganger or the lich's minion.

>>147277
I've tried many times, but I can't.
[Maybe you should go back to Rojo or Nir. You can give them the heads up Magun is coming.]
[That's not for us to decide.]
[I still think this is pointless. The guidance spirits interrupted your sexy time, so they should be punished for it.]
[I still think Rojo should've been killed.]
[No one cares what you think.]

>>147280
Give us a description of what you're wearing right now and how you look right now so we can give it to Carg. Then send us on over to him.

>>147389
Well, right now I'm shirtless, so that can probably help. I'm also wearing blue shoes. Iffy's wearing her pink dress.
[Magun, you forgot to mention the color of Iffy's panties]
Shut up. I'm sending you to Carg right now. I think.

...

...

I can't get him to go where I wan- oh fuck! FUCK! The fuckin fake encountered fuckin Kasparov, and Rojo is very fuckin close right now! I need to take a fuckin dive!

>>147411
Ok. Start circling over the place to mark it. Then send us over to Rojo, we need to tell her to stay back and just observe. After that we should be back to you, then you can send us to a shirtless human with blue shoes next to a goblin in a pink dress.

>>147413
Fuck! I'll fuckin circle the fuckin place, but if things go the fuck wrong, I'm dropping down!

...

...

I've caught up to the doppelganger. There's also a bald human here with a black robe on.
Fake Magun:"Kasp, her name is Rojo!"
Gods damnit!

>>147415
Shit shit shit shit. Not good. Ok Kasparov can cast illusions so good that can't be distinguished from reality. He is easy to distract however. Just stay alive while we get Magun here. Send us back to Carg.

A distraction? Easy! Expose your breasts to him!

While he's distracted, shoot him in the face. Then we deal with the doppelganger.

>>147419
W- what? N- no, I'm not going to d- do that!
>>147417
Noted! And off you go!

...

...

Fuck! This is fuckin bad!

>>147425
Yeah it's pretty bad right now. But if you send us over to Magun and keep circling for a few more seconds we should have him over here soonish. Then you can get to see why they call him the god of black magic.

>>147425
The doppelganger seems to know Kasparov. He called him 'Kasp' and told him Rojo's name.

We're in trouble, aren't we?

>>147426
>>147427
Fuckfuckfuck! I'm fuckin sorry, but I can't fuckin circle anymore! Rojo's in some deep fuck right now! I have to fuckin go down there and distact Kasparov! Fuckin not my day!

...

...

The nedynvor stops circling and takes a dive. Well, this'll make it harder for me to find them.
[Just keep going forward.]

>>147431
You need to head over to the spot he was circling over right now. Shit is going down there and they need your backup.

>>147432
Well, shit.
Magun:"Iffy, RUN!"
Both of us start running.
[run run run]
[HURRY THEF UCK UP!]
[SHIT GOOOO]
[RUN FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!]
[FFFFFFFFFF RUN DAMNIT RUN]
I'M RUNNING AS FAST AS I FUCKING CAN YOU FUCKING STUPID ORB!

>>147433
Can't you do that transform into black magic and fly shit? Or is that just kind of slow gliding that is actually slower than you running?

>>147433
Kasparov is there, along with the doppelganger, and they both know Rojo's name. That's bad right?

>>147435
I barely know shit about this Kasparov! I don't even know what he looks like! So I don't know!
[You should know.]
HEY ORB THIS IS A CUTSCENE FOR YOU
>>147434
Transforming into black magic actually does make me slower!
[What about those wings made of black magic you can make?]
...I am such an idiot. I create black magic wings and take off.
[loser]
YOU COULD'VE FUCKING REMINDED ME! I'M HERE RUNNING MY ASS OFF AND YOU DON'T REMIND ME OF SHIT!

>>147436
Don't leave Iffy on her own! She could get ambushed or something. Can you carry her?

>>147436
Black magic wings? That sounds fucking bad ass and metal. You haven't by any chance introduced the awesome sounds of Metal to the world yet have you?

Fly over there and help Rojo, and get that doppelganger.