ABOUT TIME
Inside of the box are medals. Maybe the kids dad was an /i/nsurgeant? Moving on, the letters from the drawer looks old. The addresses are to here. The one from the jewelery box looks old and smudgy, and hard to read. It's written in satanic language. Envelope letters added to inventory Pipe added to inventory Satanic letter added to inventory Moving onto the closet.
>>138088 We should take that letter to /x/ and see if they can't translate it's horrible inscriptions.
The closet was full of coats, dresses, dress suits, a wedding dress, shoes, and hats. Under a pile of clothes was this mysterious book. A faint red glow comes from it.
>>138096 Slooowly open up this book. Red glows are usually not a good sign.
Read books. Red glows just mean that they're super extra fancy and such and whatnot.
>>138099 Open it away from you first.
I tried opening it sloooowly. Didn't budge. So I tried to open it with my fist. Still didn't budge. Maybe the kid knows something about it.
>>138109 Perhaps. Show the book to the kid. But don't give it to him. This reeks of awful evil powers.
Mysterious book added to inventory. "Aaaaah! Let go of me!! Filthy tiger!" That's the kid! His scream came from the front of the house.
>>138120 Get out there and punch the shit out of that tiger!
>>138120 Give that tiger a knuckle sandwich.
DIVE! DIVE! DIVE OUT THE DOOR!
"Any closer and I slit his throat open!" Looks like Jacques and Achtel are trying to apprehend him. "Now if you don't mind, I'm going to take my shota and leave.."
Do you think you can toss the book into his head before he slices that kid to bloody chunks of meat? If so, do.
There is only one appropriate response. Go back inside, and let loose the satanic lovecraftian horror. Lead it outside. Then punch it in the face again, and ride it into battle.
"If he dies, you lose your bargaining chip and I kill you and your entire fucking tribe. If you think I'm bluffing, then toss him off to the side and fight me. If you think I'm not, then let him go before I unleash the fucking fury."
>>138151 ... hm... where's sage when you need it... anyway, you just punched out something that may have helped (just cause its satanic doesn't meant it can't help...) So the only way to get him is to claim him as your shota. He might have respect for that... in some... twisted akward way...
No getting close, eh? KILL HIM FROM WHERE YOU'RE STANDING. Or whistle for your dino friend to tear his face off. That might work.
"Then bring it!!"
>>138190 Kung fu skills time. Make sure you break his hands first- those claws could be a problem.
knee to the dick!
Tiger Uppercut!
Knee'd him in the dick so hard it sent him flying!
>>138202 Excellent. Now jump even further above him and deliver a flying kick to his nuts that drives him into the ground, leaving a massive impact crater. Because, hell, why not?
"Haaa!"
Boom! "Wow~!"
"I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING FURY BRO!!! I TOLD YOU DOG! I TOLD YOU MAN I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING FURY!" mspaintadventures.com, like /tg/ on meth
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Is that US falling to the ground while Naomi craters that santorum stain in the background?
Holy crap. That was AWESOME.
This rider kick was brought to you by a tired Anonymous. Good night and happy questing, /quest/.
>>138218 This! It must be said, otherwise we're going to have to battle against them all, and I think Guro horse or whatever it is is going to be turned on by that.
Got'cha!
Did Naomi lose you~?
>>139182 Nice catch lady. So what do you think about Naomi and Jaques? Don't they make the cutest couple.
>>139184 Do you have any super powers Achtel? Besides the shrill nature of your voice?
I like them both, they're cool for letting me tag along. As a couple? I don't know, is there something going on between them? And I don't think I have any super powers.
>>139196 Pedobear behind you, about to attack! And no, there's not a lot going on between them. Naomi might have a crush on him, but he's kindof indifferent.
>>139196 Well you'd better get some super powers in the next 2 seconds because LOOK BEHIND YOU!
>>139196 Pedopal behind you. Might wanna distract it until Naomi can brutally butcher it with her bare hands. Anyway we have been trying to get them together. But Jaques isn't really cooperating and Naomi is to shy, we had to pester her like hell just to tie him to a bed and then she didn't do anything more with him. I swear the only thing she is good at is killing stuff in horrifying ways.
Since your an adult with a big chest, all you have to do to kill a pedobear is show them your boobs.
That's not a pedobear, that's a shotacat!
Flash!! ".. Do.. Not... Want..!"
>>139221 Nice work there. So do you have any tips on snaring hard to catch frenchmen? Naomi is a sweety but she really is too shy to take what she wants. And while I think Jaques likes her he has about as much libido as a turnip. We need some way to light the fire between the two of them.
"Achtel, quit messing around, s'il vous plaît!" "Okay~"
>>139224 Those are some nice tits. What's Naomi doing back there? Looks like she got some kind of whip.
>>139224 Holy handfulls, Batman! Anyways, is the kid okay? I saw him get jumped a little bit ago.
Keep your tits out, Jaques may have been the COD on that shotacat but it certainly helps distract and horrify them.
>>139224 Naomi has the nunchucks. I dunno what Jacques is fighting with... did he cast some sort of spell to save Achtel? Achtel, you still have that sword, right? Find the kid and protect him.
I think Jacques was fighting with a cylinder. I also seen the kid run back into his house. Then a shotacat ran in there. Any idea where he could hide?
Yell "Oh no! I'm a small and defenseless boy requiring a big, strong, and furry woman to help defend myself!"
>>139245 Look for a trail of cat hair. It's undoubtedly shedding season.
>>139245 Check the hallway closet on the second floor. There's a big chest in there he could fit in.
>>139245 Go upstairs and check the closet.
Oh boy the shotacat is in here. But no kid in the box.
Lock that cat in and check the bedrooms.
If I lock the cat in here then it'll break out so I BETTER KILL IT WHILE I CAN.
>>139261 You're pragmatic! I like that. So uh, go check the bedrooms or whatever
Okay so I check one of the bedrooms and- ...
>>139268 Uhhh yeah I don't think he's in that one. NEXT.
>>139268 Check the bathrooms. Perhaps he might have accidentally angered the evil that lurks there.
Before I went to see the second room I catch sight of this. That wasn't there before.
>>139276 Well, let's check the kitchen then.
>>139276 If it wasn't there before, then it was probably left by a Shotacat. Check the rooms at the end of the hall, and keep an ear out for sneaking creatures.
>>139276 Well, at least its a lead. Check the kitchen, then hit the bathrooms.
The kitchen! "Don't go near the toilets! I angered it!" "Angered what?" "Just stay away!"
>>139281 Oh, there's some kind of spider demon thing that was in the bathroom upstairs. We got Naomi to punch it. It didn't die.
Grab the kid and GTFO of there.
I wonder if that thing is ZALGO
>>139284 We do not speak o͐ͤ͏̦̠f̠̲̔̌͐̓ͫͪ̈́ͅ ̨̭Ḥ̶̺͙͎͚̃͗ͩ̔̑Ē̲̻͈͈̑̅͑̚̚ ͖̩̙͆̀̚W͚̱H̨̠̩̞͔̙̮͕ͨO̷̗̣̺̟ͭͧ͋͑̈̚ ̡̖̰̬̲̞̯̓̂̄͑̓W͙̠̲͚͙ͬ̔̎͋͋̒̓Ä́ͦ̈́͂̌͏̮̩̗͉̗I̤̭T̞͕ͧ̊̚S̖̼͓̝͛ͫ̉͛ͤ ̩̞͇͍̊̅B̶̦͔̹͚͚̌ͣ́͊͋ͮͅE̠͔͇̿H̗̹̗̩̋̽ͨǏ̲͈̼̉́̚͜N̪̞̠̠͔̺ͬͫD̵͓̔̅͂ͦͬ̐ ̶̗̥͕̟̋Ṱ̮̱̤̜̼̯̌͒̔̃͞Ḩ̦͎͈̤̥͐͐̇Ė̻̭̳̭ͯ̐̈ͮͦ ͔̹͈W̭̘͔ͨ̒ͫ͛͞A͋ͯL̅ͬ̆L͉̞̠̱ͦ͐
Before we leave, check the grandfather clock in the living room.
I DON'T THINK STOPPING BY THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK IS GONNA LET US LIVE FUCK
>>139307 Also, you can put your girls away now. Anyways, RRRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNN.
>>139314 Silence, you fool!
(sorry you guys, i keep forgetting to update!) "GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAAAY!!" "DON'T BRING ZAT ZHING 'ERE!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH shit
"jakshdjsahdjkashdjkahfsakfklsakd84092184jdfa20isjklxcnncaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"SSHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT"
Select a character. >Naomi >Jacques >Achtel >Kid >William
>>142133 Naomi. It's time to unleash a can of kung fu whoop ass and rip off some parts of whatever that thing is.
>>142133 Kid.
Naomi. We must defeat whatever the deuce this is.
>>142145 Shoot magic missiles.
>>142145 Punch/kick everything! Then you must hit the weak spot.
Open your eyes I see Your eyes are open. Wear no disguise For me Come into the open.
I'm trying but the ground hit me before I got to kick. ... My body hurts- what. "... 納奧米？是你嗎？"
>>142153 "是的，它是。你是谁？"
wat
"是的，它是。你是谁？" "是我，玉！...你不记得，你呢？" >Chapter 5 end
Well, that's... odd. :o
>>142153 "Naoimi? Is that you?" >>142162 "Yes it is. Who are you?" "It's me, Jade. Don't you remember me?"
Wacky kids and your wacky moonspeak.
2chan?
jade? your bud who used to balance of pegs holding chainsaws?