I'm bored.
Play video games.
>>134785 Seconding.
Fap.
I've got a fun, family-friendly idea for you. It involves a box of matches and your dick.
>>134782 Update Darkness Quest.
Start a quest on /tg/chan.
>>134785 >>134786 What should I play? >>134787 I'm not in the mood. >>134789 That doesn't sound family friendly considering chicks don't have dicks. Unless they do.
>>134794 Yes. Chicks have dicks.
Start dancing. Wave your arms around. Figure out whether anything besides yourself appears to exist. Just DO SOMETHING
Tell us about your superpowers.
Update one of many existing quests on tgchan.
>>134806 If I felt like doing that do you think I would have made this? >>134799 I do a little dance. However a little bit of love making will have to be put off for now before I can start getting down tonight. >>134805 I'm a stick figure presently. I can do mind boggling stick figure stuff. Like be a stick.
Go find another person.
Go fight crime.
>>134810 Read something entertaining? http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/experiment-log-261-ad-de
>>134810 Use your freakish tentacle arms to sexually assault someone.
>>134818 A wild female appears! >>134824 I'll make a note of it. >>134826 I cannot read without my INCREDIBLY NERDY GLASSES OF +3 NERDINESS
>>134832 How about a movie? http://www1.tgchan.org/JesusCamp.avi
>>134831 :)
>>134838 Rip them off.
>>134838 Run away giggling while she chases you.
"honk honk"
And borderlands is fun.
>>134842 This. While waving your arms in the air. And with Yakety Sax playing.
>>134840 >>134842 >>134843 >>134846 HONK HONK HA HA HONK HONK!
>>134850 Staring at this is a good time killer.
With his quest complete Rowan raised his fist into the air with defiance, and with the power of his will, screamed across the great planes of the internet saying, "I WILL update my quests!"
>>134902 YOU BETTER! ELSE I'LL SLAP YOU WITH LARGE TROUT!
>>134902 He did not.
>>134903 Ready the trout.
Okay. Also have this.
>>134908
>>134921 Thanks. Rowan, I'll let you know I'm incredibly skilled in the art of Trout-Fu.
>>134918 I am confused and afraid.