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132935 No. 132935 ID: 950529

Garret "Garth" Redwick has just moved into small Funkytown to start a new life. His goal? Fuck all the bitches.

Recommended dedication: Minimum/Average. It is required for participants to have read the previous threads, but no great attention to detail is needed to be involved.

http://www1.tgchan.org/wiki/Valley_of_Love
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No. 132936 ID: 950529
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132936

The crashing of the waves, the whistling of the wind, the squawking of the seagulls, and the silence of my gun.
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No. 132937 ID: d3dfb8

beat the birds to death with it
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No. 132938 ID: c0f3bf

There, what you just said? The last part of that? Fix it.
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No. 132939 ID: 154253

>>132936
Time to bag one of the damn things. Wait for one to perch reasonably still, line up a shot, and POW. RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
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No. 132943 ID: 79fd87

Your rifle should be pointed more or less towards the birds at all times when you're going to shoot to minimize the movement to aim once you've chosen your prey.

I would suggest the one sitting on the rock in the left.
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No. 132950 ID: 1ee3de

>>132938

The cranky mouse guy only gave us five shots with it. Gotta make 'em count.
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No. 132951 ID: d31d16

>>132936
Yeah, having your gun pointing off where you can't see is a very bad idea. Worse, shifting it into an aiming position, even slowly, is more than likely going to scare those birds.

Time to find a different spot.

Also, when you pull that trigger be -real- sure of what's beyond your target. You're still close to town, right?
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No. 132952 ID: a7c3fb

Hurry up and shoot a bird you little shit.
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No. 132955 ID: 62489a

Realize that the cat bitch isn't coming back because you have no concept of reality.
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No. 132956 ID: 79fd87

>>132951
I think he's close to the beach, so he'd probably be aiming off-shore?
And as long as he moves slowly, he should be fine.
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No. 132960 ID: 6547ec

You have five shots, there are five birds. Unless that goddamned dog is hiding somewhere past the rocks, I don't see a problem here.
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No. 132964 ID: 8ce2bf

Don't get attacked by a bear.
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No. 132965 ID: 950529
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132965

Yeah yeah, alright, taking aim, waiting for a good shot. Yeah, the one of the left seems pretty chill.
..What? Now why would I get attacked by a bear on the beac--GURGHpffMPH!

>"NO! DON'T SHOOT THE BIRDS!"
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No. 132967 ID: 1d375b

Mumble and flail wildly.
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No. 132968 ID: 8ce2bf

>>132965
Calmly consider her argument.
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No. 132969 ID: c0f3bf

HolyCRAP get up before you drown, or at least roll over! ...Roll over and "accidentally" look up her skirt.
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No. 132970 ID: 154253

>>132965
Oh god what. Wave your arms frantically and try to get your head above water. Don't fire the gun accidentally though.
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No. 132971 ID: 445c48

God fucking damnit lawyer dog.
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No. 132973 ID: 79fd87

Don't panic. Keep a hold on your gun and try to push yourself out of the water enough to breathe. Failing that, try to roll over in her grasp.
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No. 132975 ID: f21281

Look up, enjoy dat ass.
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No. 132976 ID: d97d76

See if you can coherently pronounce "Okay, I won't shoot the birds" with a mouthful of ground.
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No. 132977 ID: a7c3fb

Say this: "Mmphmphhh"

Get it? Because your face is in the dirt. Yeah. Funny.

Get up and seduce it, you bestiality loving freak.
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No. 132980 ID: 49d6d7

GRAB HER TITS AND MAKE IT QUICK
Come on, you still haven't fucked a single bitch.
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No. 132981 ID: 3b87aa

Consider keeping bears out of your list of bitches to bone.
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No. 132988 ID: 6547ec

Ask what birds she's talking about; there's obviously none around.
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No. 132995 ID: 445c48

You know what to do around bears? Play dead.
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No. 132998 ID: 950529
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132998

I can't say anything with a mouth full of sand. I spin around to break her grip!

>"NGH-AH!"
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No. 132999 ID: 8ce2bf

Way to go you jerk. Apologize to her and tell her you won't shoot the birds.
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No. 133000 ID: d97d76

Er.

...Oops?
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No. 133001 ID: 49d6d7

>>132998
YEAH GIVE IT TO HER, RIGHT IN THE BEARSOME TACO... BEARCO
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No. 133002 ID: 154253

>>132998
Oh god what

Okay, stand up and scoot away a bit, then ask if she's okay. I don't think the knee to the groin was entirely intentional, and the less you get murdered by a bear the better.
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No. 133003 ID: 632862

>>132998
Normally I would say "WRESTLE THE BEAR" but um... getting cuntpunted is apparently very painful so you should attempt to apologize and such.
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No. 133004 ID: 79fd87

>>132998
...ouch.

Well, maybe we'll find another bear when we go to get a job. Or maybe this should just evolve into a lusty lovemaking session. Either way.
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No. 133006 ID: 1963d1

This is quite an awkward predicament...
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No. 133007 ID: 67c611

Bring the knee in her crotch down. Put other knee into her crotch. Grab chest tuft. Pull. Roll on top of her, grab both wrists and pin her down in the mud (hands should be pinned above head to get maximum mechanical advantage. Sit on top of her stomach to keep her from moving. Stare very angrily.
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No. 133009 ID: 3b87aa

Tie her up, drag her into a dank basement dungeon and spend the next several months conditioning her to heavily enjoy being cuntpunted.

Or not.
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No. 133010 ID: 67c611

>>133009
Or yes.
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No. 133011 ID: 1ee3de

Offer to kiss it better.
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No. 133012 ID: f1c017

OKAY JUMP IN THE WATER AND THEN TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
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No. 133017 ID: 950529
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133017

I remove my knee and grab her wrists. She struggles in vain.
>"Ooowww!! Why- Why would y-you-- Oww! Meanie! You terrible horrible person!"
"Calm- Calm down. I'm sorry, it was an accident. I won't shoot the birds eith--"
>"Let me go! Let go off me!"
"Calm dow--"
>"If you rape me I'm going to beat you up!"
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No. 133022 ID: 0abb50

>>133017

She's...big. Bear, looks like?

Continue to try and apologize. Let her know she's still got the whole upper hand, and that you're currently very apologetic or something.
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No. 133023 ID: 6faa8c

>>133017
I'm not going to rape you! Calm down! You shoved me into the (water/sand/dirt, whichever is applicable) facefirst! I paniced."
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No. 133024 ID: 154253

>>133017
"Wh-- what the hell? I'm not going to rape you! You're the one who pushed my head into the water, I was just trying to get away! I told you, it was an accident! Now calm down and I'll let you go!"
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No. 133025 ID: a257ac

>>133017
"That makes no sense and i wasn't gonna do it anyway! Calm down and i'll let you go."
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No. 133026 ID: 79fd87

>>133024
This, but it seems like it was sand, not water.
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No. 133028 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133017
Don't rape her, she seems serious about beating you up if you do.
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No. 133029 ID: 44ad00

>>133028
Do it anyway, the pain is good for you. Builds character.
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No. 133032 ID: cfad4e

She's probably bluffing.
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No. 133034 ID: 67c611

Get as close to raping her as you can. Pin her to the ground. Tear off her clothes. Whip it out. Do all the foreplay. Then when she is expecting it. Ready for it. Stop. Put your stuff back on and pretend like nothing happened. She will have a serious case of blue balls. She might even ask for it. She might even beg for it.
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No. 133035 ID: 445c48

>>133029
It's just weakness leaving the body.
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No. 133038 ID: 93c708

Rape her.
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No. 133039 ID: 1d375b

Rape you? I thought you were trying to rape me!
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No. 133040 ID: 950529
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133040

"I'm not going to rape you! I have a serious "No Rape" policy! I just panicked when you attacked me!"
>"You were gonna kill the seagulls!"
"I-- Listen, just calm down and I'll let go and we can talk about this calmly."
>"Hmph, fine, I'll calm down."

I let go off her and she gets off me.

>"You are still a terrible person for wanting to kill a helpless little bird, you know!"
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No. 133042 ID: 632862

>>133040
"What kind of bird would you suggest I hunt then?"
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No. 133044 ID: 3416ec

"Well see, this guy wants me to nail one so I can earn some moneys, but if you have a better offer, I'm listening."
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No. 133046 ID: c0f3bf

Tell her that the guy wanted you to. Hey wait a minute, is he the mouse girl's dad? Maybe that explains why she's so shy and reserved.
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No. 133048 ID: 8b7db1

>>133040
"I'm only doing it since a crazy old mouse told me too. ...and he gave me the gun to do so. It's apparently so I can improve my MANLINESS."
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No. 133049 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133040
What is more important, shooting a bird for some guy, or having sex with that bear? Apologize and tell her that you've seen the error of your ways thanks to her.
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No. 133050 ID: d97d76

"I can think of at least one mousey old coot in town who would disagree."
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No. 133052 ID: 154253

>>133049
I'll take 'Fucking that bear' for $500.
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No. 133055 ID: 79fd87

"Hey, there's nothing wrong with hunting as long as nothing goes to waste. I'm merely doing a service for that old mouse, since he said he couldn't do it himself and wanted a fowl dinner. I'm just trying to earn myself an honest living!"

A little white lie. That mouse seems like his personality would conflict with bear-lady's, so try to play it like you don't like him either.
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No. 133060 ID: 12fc66

>>133040
Poke her belly.
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No. 133062 ID: f1c017

KILL BEAR
RAPE BEAR
EAT BEAR
IT'S STILL FUCKING EVEN IF IT'S DEAD.
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No. 133068 ID: 67c611

Shoot the bear and get a bear dinner.
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No. 133069 ID: 950529
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133069

"I was only doing it for that cranky mouse on Buccaneer Road. I'm real broke, you see.. Just trying to make a living."
>"Why should a hardworking seagull have to die so you can get money?! You are a horrible, terrible, despicable, mean, coldblooded, terrible person!"
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No. 133070 ID: 3416ec

"Gimmie a break, lady! I'm almost broke!"
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No. 133072 ID: f21281

>>133069
"...last time I checked, seagulls fed off of the refuse of man, and do nothing more than eat and breed. How exactly is that hardworking, because I would LOVE to have that job."
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No. 133073 ID: 8b7db1

>>133069
...hardworking? Since when are seagulls hardworking?
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No. 133074 ID: f1c017

>>133069
shoot bear already. stupid activists.
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No. 133075 ID: c0f3bf

Fine, tell her you won't shoot the gulls if she doesn't want you to. But you still need money, ask if she has any alternatives.
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No. 133076 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133069
"WOULD A TERRIBLE PERSON DO THIS?"
Then you shoot her and dump her body in the water.
Or show her your dong.
Or you could agree with her, she wants to fuck someone who agrees with her so if you agree with her you're in.
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No. 133077 ID: b3f1ab

>>133069
"You know, you're right. I am a terrible person, I think I just need the right woman to help me change my ways..."
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No. 133080 ID: 1e1932

>>133069

"You said terrible twice."
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No. 133081 ID: 3416ec

"I didn't know PETA's reach extended this far."

No seriously, "Then can you recommend a different way of earning income?"
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No. 133082 ID: 79fd87

"Look, I know, I know! It's just that right now, it comes down to it or me, and I'm sorry, no matter how much you love that seagull, I'm not going to choose the former."
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No. 133083 ID: 632862

>>133069
Look really guilty and ashamed of yourself.

"It's... it's just one bird, right? They don't live long anyway."
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No. 133087 ID: 476456

HOW ABOUT TUMMY RUBS!?
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No. 133089 ID: 1d375b

Wait I thought bears would eat anything. Ask if she is a vegetarian.
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No. 133090 ID: e3f578

"I suppose everyone else is, since they eat hardworking animals too. Hell, you better be a vegetarian too if you think killing animals makes a terrible person. Because supporting them with your money is just as bad ~nyoro"
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No. 133094 ID: a7c3fb

Rape the bitch.
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No. 133095 ID: ba41e5

Point out that, as a bear, she is a soulless killing machine.
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No. 133097 ID: a257ac

Ask her what she likes to eat. Then point out how it hurts whichever living being too.

Unless she eats rocks, but with that belly i doubt it.
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No. 133100 ID: 67c611

>>133094
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No. 133102 ID: 445c48

To be fair, the mouse probably isn't going to eat the bird, so bringing up her diet might not be the best idea. Perhaps she's just against hunting for sport.
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No. 133105 ID: 79fd87

>>133102
Yes, but /she/ doesn't know that. Use that fact to your advantage. She's a total hippie. Be conniving as you please here, since she's already proved herself to be a total bitch. >:[
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No. 133108 ID: 950529
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133108

Arguing with girls? Phuha! Amateurs!
Ah, but there's a good idea~

"Y.. You're right. I.. I didn't think of it that way at all.. I-I am a terrible person.. If only I had someone to set me straight.. but now I've almost killed a beautiful bird. Please.. leave me.. I am not w-worthy to be seen.."

And three.. two.. one..

>"Th.. That's a bit far.. Uhm.. You learned your lesson and no one got hurt, right? Maybe you can better your life now? I-I'll help.."
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No. 133111 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133108
"Why would you even want to be seen with a wretch like me? No girl would ever want to be with me, why should I try?"
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No. 133112 ID: 79fd87

>>133108
Dingdingding. We have ourselves a winner, folks.
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No. 133114 ID: 1e1932

>>133108

Look intrigued. "What do you mean?"
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No. 133115 ID: 3416ec

>>133114

Yes, reel her in!

"W-what do you mean? Can... can you help me?"
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No. 133117 ID: c0f3bf

Tell her you need a job, so that would be helpful advice. What does she do?
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No. 133118 ID: 192956

>>133108
If theres one thing I know most animal rights supporters don't understand the first thing about biology. So there maybe a way for you to convince her to let you shoot the seagull and convince her your a good person at the same time.
Tell her you already felt bad about shooting the seagull, but you wanted to find the weakest seagull you could that way from a ecological stand point it would make the species stronger over all and at the same time if the gull was given a proper barial its body could be used by insects, molds, and other organisms to return its nutrients to the soil.
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No. 133120 ID: d97d76

Jesus Christ, man, I think I threw up in my mouth a little. I know you're all about the theatrics but try not to overdo it.
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No. 133122 ID: 8b7db1

>>133120
Agreed. I almost feel like you are about to start an acceptance speech for an award at any moment.
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No. 133123 ID: c32d51

*APPLAUDS*
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No. 133124 ID: fc6aec

And I thought Mudy was poorly written near the end of it...
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No. 133125 ID: 632862

"Really? You'll give me another chance? ...You're a good person."

Give her a relieved smile.
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No. 133126 ID: 632862

(psst guys I think Reaver is trying to tell us that this bear is kinda dumb and these lines wouldn't work on anyone else)
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No. 133127 ID: ea2140

On one hand, thanks to the cranky mouse dude, we met this bear. On the other hand, he probably KNEW that you would GET MAULED BY THIS BEAR.

I think we need to get this gentleman some payback. Also, nice turnaround.
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No. 133130 ID: 3416ec

>>133124

┐(๑◕ˇڡˇ◕)┌
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No. 133148 ID: 950529
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133148

"Wh-what do you mean? Y.. You'll help me?"
>"Yes.. Everyone deserves a second chance, right?"
"You.. You are such a good person. I'm.. I'm not worthy.."
>"There, there.. I'm here for you, okay? You are like a little seagull, fresh out of the egg now. I'll teach you how to spread your wings and fly!"
"Thank you.. I.. Thank you so much. You are such a wonderful person. I'm so happy we met. Please.. I've been so blind with hate and indifference.. Please.. Teach me how to love."
>"Okay, baby seagull. I'll teach you all about it."
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No. 133149 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133148
Tell her to feed you like a baby seagull.
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No. 133151 ID: 1e1932

>>133148

Ask her name.
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No. 133153 ID: 445c48

She's going to eat you when she finds out about your goal of fucking all the bitches making love to all the ladies in town.
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No. 133154 ID: 79fd87

>>133148
It's like I'm really gonna be sick.

Regardless, break into the realm of the philosophical. She seems like the type that would like to hear herself talk (read: preach); And the more talking she does, the less we have to do.
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No. 133156 ID: 3416ec

Awwww yeah.
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No. 133158 ID: c0f3bf

>>133153
Just because he wants to fuck all the bitches doesn't mean he can't make meaningful connections with them too~

Tell her you gotta return the gun, or ask her to do it.
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No. 133160 ID: 700bae

Badly written? No, this man just knows that the only way to get with Crazy is to sound just as crazy.
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No. 133161 ID: 445c48

>>133160
Then again, most men know to never stick your dick in crazy.
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No. 133164 ID: d97d76

>>133148
ಠ_ಠ
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No. 133168 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133148
I mean physically.
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No. 133169 ID: a7c3fb

>baby seagull
ಠ__ಠ
Bitch crazy.
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No. 133171 ID: 3416ec

Lean in to smooch her and whisper "Be gentle."

Then smooch.
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No. 133175 ID: 154253

>>133148
"I'm Garret, by the way. S-so, what do you want to do first?"
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No. 133187 ID: e0499d

>>133148
remember... if you have to keep the relationships under cover.
If everyone knows you're with ONE girl, you'll be locked in...

Especially if its miss crazy here...

Keep the sex with her for last. She's bound to go running around town telling everyone she's changed you...
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No. 133192 ID: 950529
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133192

I move in for the smooch.

"Even.. physically?"
>"Wh-huh?"
"Will you teach me how to love.. with both my body and soul?"

As I get closer I feel her breathing become faster.

>"Y-yes."
"Be gentle."
>"I will."
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No. 133193 ID: f609ed

SLAM DUNK

BEFORE YOU PROCEED, LOOK AROUND, IN CASE OF HUSBAND
MOVE SOMEWHERE QUIET

...unless she didn't mean right this second
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No. 133194 ID: 154253

>>133192
We are so close, good going Garret. Go in for the kill! (Also maybe move to somewhere more secluded on the beach but only do it if necessary)
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No. 133195 ID: c67320

In before sudden interruption.
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No. 133197 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133192
Don't get attacked by a different bear.
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No. 133198 ID: 1e1932

>>133192

Kiss her. Do it! DO IT!
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No. 133199 ID: 79fd87

Suddenly: FRAN :<

But no, if you're doing this, put your hand on her sternum, above her breast, and lean in, but let her kiss you.

Also, what is it with these girls and being taller than you?
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No. 133201 ID: d97d76

Tacopunch to accusations of rape to... this in under 2 minutes.

You're still a prick but you're a prick who knows his game.
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No. 133202 ID: e0499d

>>133199
they're animals, what do you expect.

And you and I both know she's crazy. You know how to handle her type.

But this is TOO easy man... Judging from the way she acts, she's trying to "save" you. "Saving" in her book is probably something she wants to spread... And if that's so, everyone in town is gonna know...

Keep it low... go with your other options. Just keep this one open.

Remember you still need to shoot a damn bird.
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No. 133203 ID: 67c611

That was easy. Too easy.
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No. 133207 ID: 00b11b

Remember: If it's too easy, it's a trap.

Proceed.
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No. 133209 ID: 950529
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133209

I go in for the kill. I bring my hand up to her chest and run her chest tuft through my fingers.
She lowers her head slightly. I raise mine. We touch lips. I slip in some tongue. She hesitantly goes along.
Her breathing becomes ragged and she shivers.
Oh yeah.
I'm good.
Too good.

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No. 133211 ID: e0499d

>>133209
This still isn't right.
Back off... something's wrong here...
other than the fact crazy girl is crazy
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No. 133212 ID: 1e1932

>>133209

Go all the way.
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No. 133213 ID: 67c611

>>133209
YOU BASTARD YOU JYNXED IT! RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
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No. 133214 ID: 7318ec

>>133209
Put one hand on the small of her back, lean in to the kiss, and hold her against you. Let the magic happen~
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No. 133215 ID: 154253

>>133209
Alright boss man, you're in. Lock the lips, see if you can get her to lead a bit, and slip in some boob gropage. Do it.
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No. 133216 ID: 79fd87

>>133211
Somehow this all seems far too easy. Hold off for a little while. It just seems suspicious.
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No. 133217 ID: c0f3bf

Don't push, just let her have her way with you.
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No. 133218 ID: 0abb50

Proceed.
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No. 133220 ID: e0499d
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133220

>>133209
I found a better way to put it...
<-

Hopefully, you just lost your boner...
But at least you'll get out of this and have better paths later.
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No. 133223 ID: 1d375b

Bah if we listened to most of you we would never get anywhere. Just got with the flow and if it blows up later we deal with it then.
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No. 133224 ID: 817cd3

>>133209
Garth... I am disappoint... We know your motivations, you don't want love, you just want to fill out some kind of petty checklist and move on.

Have you never wanted to do more with yourself than become some kind of trophy collecting fetishist? I mean after this what point is your life going to really have? Go home and work at Taco Bell and brag to the other guys about how you fucked up some small town girls who were too naive to guess your game?

Also, your constant playing is going to get you played sooner than later. If I am any guess it may be very soon indeed.
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No. 133226 ID: c32d51

>>133224
u mad?
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No. 133227 ID: e0499d

>>133224
let the guy be. He'll come to within the next 10 years.
For now, he's just acting insane, and without caution.

He can play... but he gotta do it cautiously...
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No. 133228 ID: 1e1932

>>133224

Don't be such a killjoy. We're here to fuck all the bitches, and that's exactly what we're gonna do.
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No. 133233 ID: 632862

Once we've fucked all the bitches, THEN we can start looking for love.
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No. 133241 ID: 632862

>>133209
I should note that sex on the beach is NOT PLEASANT. Let's just limit it to makeouts/groping right now.
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No. 133242 ID: 445c48

>>133233
Let's save time and look for it while fucking all the bitches.
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No. 133243 ID: e3f578

So tell me my son, who was your first? You have to have developed some form of skill to be this good. Of course you always get cut off goddammit. You know that right?
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No. 133245 ID: e0499d

>>133209
OH SHIZ! PROBLEM REALIZED!

You said you want to learn to love, mentally and physically...

You just proved you could physicallly (she shivered, she's gonna realize too)

play this down

And I bet if she really does get to you, your quest may be put into question...
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No. 133246 ID: 950529
File 126638264440.png - (92.84KB , 700x700 , 94.png )
133246

Oh jeez, old man, this is not the time to talk about that.
I pull back from the kiss, instead getting a nice handful (or two) of fat titty.

"Please have your way with me.."
>"O.. Okay.."

She hesitantly and kind of half-heartedly begins removing my shirt.
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No. 133247 ID: d31d16

>>133209
Careful, you're about shoulder high to this gal and a bit shy of frame to boot. Man on top, 100%
Otherwise the Doc's going to be treating a shattered pelvis.
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No. 133248 ID: 154253

>>133246
Reciprocate by helping her out of her bikini top so we can all get a proper look at dem bear tits.
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No. 133249 ID: 1e1932

>>133246

Move one hand down south. Get her prepped up a bit. <3
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No. 133250 ID: c0f3bf

Never shoot anything again.

Except your penis.
>>
No. 133251 ID: d31d16

>>133246
Also, speaking of your lithe frame, she might not realize you're male. Yet. Even with the 'rape' comment.
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No. 133252 ID: e0499d

>>133247
sorry peeps. Only way in here is to be submissive...
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No. 133254 ID: d31d16

>>133252
Then the only way's going to be a shoreside burial via Dem Hips. That cap should be a fitting gravemarker.
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No. 133256 ID: 620bfb

Heh. Hehehe. Bear breasts. Get it?
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No. 133260 ID: c32d51
File 126638389474.jpg - (18.31KB , 452x339 , thats_the_joke.jpg )
133260

>>133256

Bear and Bare sound alike.
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No. 133267 ID: 950529
File 126638500225.png - (91.10KB , 700x700 , 95.png )
133267

I undo the strap around her neck, letting the bikini top fall off her ENORMOUS GREAT STONKING TITS! AW YEAH!
I squeeze one and with my other hand I go to town downtown, stroking that moist void like it's my own dick.
She immediately flinches back and lets go of my shirt, just looking at me as she shivers and tries to breath.
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No. 133269 ID: 1e1932

>>133267

Put it in.
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No. 133270 ID: c0f3bf

Courtesy is good. Ask if she's alright.
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No. 133271 ID: 67c611

"Is something wrong?"
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No. 133272 ID: 154253

>>133267
Pause and say "Why are you flinching? I can't learn anything if you don't teach me..." teasingly, get this going into high gear.
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No. 133274 ID: 632862

>>133267
Try not to make her pass out. Unconscious sex is off the menu, after all.
>>
No. 133276 ID: 632862

>>133267
"Am I doing it right?"
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No. 133277 ID: f1c017

>>133274
is it?
IS IT?
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No. 133279 ID: d31d16

>>133267
Your face, her cleavage. Make it happen.
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No. 133285 ID: 950529
File 126638607017.png - (94.17KB , 700x700 , 96.png )
133285

I pause, or rather I just slow down, I guess, I mean, I'm not going to just STOP touching. That'd be a waste!

"Why are you flinching? I can't learn anything if you don't teach me..."
I say teasingly. She responds in a tiny squeaky voice.
>"I dunno.."
"Is something wrong?"
>"I dunno.."
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No. 133286 ID: 0abb50

...You did make sure no one was watching you, right?

Also, Sticking dick in crazy is usually a bad thing. I hope you are aware of this.

That, and I hope you come up with a disease in the next two minutes that causes you to be overly friendly with people, or else we'll be looking at a problem...
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No. 133290 ID: 1e1932

>>133285

Tell her to relax.
>>
No. 133293 ID: c0f3bf

Ask if she wants to stop, it could reaffirm her willingness.

...Or she could ask you to stop, but that's hopefully less likely.
>>
No. 133296 ID: 154253

>>133285
"Relax. Maybe... maybe we can teach each other different things? You can teach me how to love, and I can show you a world. Shining, shimmering, splendid."
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No. 133299 ID: 632862

>>133285
Dude maybe it's because you're right there, on the beach, where anyone could see. Maybe you need to suggest moving to a more private location.
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No. 133300 ID: e9b708

"It's OK, I understand you wouldn't want to do this with someone like me."
>>
No. 133302 ID: 817cd3

>>133285
Maybe its the fact that you come off as greasier than a snake oil salesman? Silver tongue, but nothing solid underneath (protip here, your cock doesn't count.)
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No. 133303 ID: f1c017

I'm just going to repeat it here. she wants it, keep bangin her, maybe ask if she's okay, and lay her back softly then put on more moves and tease
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No. 133305 ID: 950529
File 126638702546.png - (94.53KB , 700x700 , 97.png )
133305

"Relax.. It's okay.. Do you want me to stop?"
>"I dunno.."

Man, now what?
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No. 133306 ID: 45be60

>>133300
Oooh, thats good.
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No. 133307 ID: 3416ec

>>133302

We're head voices. How much can we actually do?
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No. 133308 ID: f609ed

Don't stop. Continue, assuredly, but mention softly, whispering in her ear, that if she wants to stop at any time you will.
Then nibble her ear and go to town.

She'll know she's safe and in control but you still get to be the dominant one, and judging from her reaction and dialog she likes a little power play.
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No. 133309 ID: f1c017

>>133303
this
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No. 133310 ID: f609ed

ALSO, KISS HER PASSIONATELY

MAKE HER KNOW.
MAKE HER KNOW.
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No. 133311 ID: 632862

>>133305
"Alright, just tell me when you decide."

Start taking it further step by step... but PLEASE remember that sand = bad sex.
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No. 133312 ID: c0f3bf

Make her want you. Pleasure her like the kavorka man you are.
>>
No. 133313 ID: a85626

>>133305

Take control of the situation.

"Maybe I've got a few things to teach you."
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No. 133316 ID: 79fd87

She actually probably wants rape.

Look back in the beginning when she immediately thought of rape, and now her unwillingness.

Straightforward rape?
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No. 133320 ID: beea66

Say "Well I dunno either" and just stop.
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No. 133321 ID: ba7c76

Oh shit, she's probably a virgin and she's getting all freaked out. Tread CAREFULLY.
As in, actually be nice.
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No. 133322 ID: 2dd482

Just got for it! go for it! She wants you to take control.
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No. 133325 ID: 79fd87

Oh, hey guys, just had a thought. Remember Fran?

Too easy = Should be suspicious.

HRMMMMMMMM
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No. 133330 ID: 154253

>>133305
Say "Then let me open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder... over, sideways... and under."
And then, two plans.

Plan A: See if you can guide one of her hands down to your crotch and get her in on the fondling too.

Plan B: Say "Well... I'll just keep going then," and see if you can get into it.
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No. 133331 ID: 817cd3

>>133321
>actually be nice

This would probably require him to actually give a damn about anyone but himself. So far, not seeing it.
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No. 133334 ID: a257ac

I bet she's married.
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No. 133336 ID: 3a4a54

Wait. She's worrying about rape the first time you taco'd her, she's none too bright, and now that you're doing her, she seems scared out of her mind...

Uh. Reaver? Are you going grimdark on us?
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No. 133337 ID: 79fd87

She probably is married. Remember the store we went by on valentines day? With the 'store is closed' sign with the two bears rubbing noses? Probably the owner's wife.
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No. 133338 ID: f609ed

>>133336
She's not scared out of her mind, she's just embarrassed about how turned on she is. She doesn't want to admit it, thus the non-committal "I dunno". She'd probably be covering her face with both hands if she could get away with it, but that doesn't mean she isn't enjoying herself.
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No. 133339 ID: ba7c76

>>133337
OH SHIT I hadn't thought of that.

This bodes ill.
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No. 133341 ID: 79fd87

>>133339
Betting her name is Margeret. Should probably ask just to make sure.
>>
No. 133344 ID: 632862

I don't think Garth gives a shit if she's married or not.
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No. 133347 ID: 950529
File 126638831357.png - (70.24KB , 700x700 , 98.png )
133347

Well then fuck it, I'm going for it. I'm rubbing that peach like there's no tomorrow, aaand I'll just put her on her back. Give her a nice passionate french kiss.
Still no cries for help. WELP, I'm putting my hand inside the panties, and maybe a few fingers inside her too.
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No. 133353 ID: ba7c76

>>133344
But the husband will. In fact, he could probably rip us limb from limb, if the size of his wife is any indication. And we didn't exactly check around to see if no one can see us.
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No. 133354 ID: 6faa8c

>>133353
our only hope is that the husband enjoys seeing his wife fucked by other men.
>>
No. 133355 ID: 3416ec

I'll just... hang out over here until you're done.
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No. 133356 ID: 154253

>>133347
Keep a bit of an eye out man, but otherwise, go with that plan. See if you can get her to loosen up and then get to the thrust of the matter.
>>
No. 133357 ID: 79fd87

>>133353
Yeah, and if we're chased from town this early... :[
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No. 133358 ID: f609ed

ask her name, but keep up the fingering and such
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No. 133359 ID: ba7c76

>>133357
Yeah. Bad End.

So, take a quick break from the shenanigans to make sure there aren't any spectators.
And then, continue, I guess. But, for christ's sake, be gentle with the poor girl. Crying sex does not sound like a good time.
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No. 133360 ID: 632862

I think she's just really submissive when it comes to sex. Why not take her hand, and guide it towards your pants?
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No. 133363 ID: 3416ec

>>133359

Crying ANYTHING is generally not good.
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No. 133364 ID: 8ecfd4

>>133347
Doing it on the sand could lead to all sorts of problems though. I mean sand getting in places and chafing, not nice man. Move it into the forrest instead, surprise her with your rugged manliness by lifting her up and carrying her to a nice spot of moss and make sweet passionat love.
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No. 133365 ID: f609ed

>>133364
and then push her up against a tree
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No. 133366 ID: 0abb50
File 126638937392.jpg - (9.86KB , 167x286 , Jayne23.jpg )
133366

>>133355

I'll be in my Bunk.
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No. 133367 ID: ba7c76

>>133364
>>133365
yeah, because yanking her away half-naked to a secluded area so you can have your way with her isn't going to freak her out. She's already distressed. If you manhandle her much more, I'm pretty sure there will be repercussions.
Also, that would be pretty draining on you, so things might be harder later on.
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No. 133374 ID: 8ecfd4

>>133367
Where is your sense of romance. He isn't just going to manhandle her. He should carry her like she was his bride, looking down on her face and smiling the whole time.
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No. 133375 ID: 950529
File 12663897872.png - (118.43KB , 700x700 , 99.png )
133375

Man, I had to get way secluded to even find those damn seagulls. I think we're fine here.
Look at that face. I'm not going to pull her away just because she's going to get some sandchaving. Doesn't she have fur against that anyway?
Whatever.

"Don't you want to touch me too?"
>"I... ha.. I.. dunno..."
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No. 133376 ID: a64482

She's like a teddybear.
>>
No. 133377 ID: 154253

>>133375
Gonna have to guide her man. Whip it out, get a hold of one of her hands, and guide it there. See if she takes over naturally.
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No. 133379 ID: f609ed

Gently grab her hand and move it to your crotch. She's probably used to being so wholesome she's just too embarrassed to say anything dirty. Doesn't mean she's not loving it. She just wants you to take the lead, that's all.
Trust me on this one.
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No. 133380 ID: 79fd87

>>133375
Feel up all over that tuft.
Start being a little bit more aggressive since she isn't responding to that much anymore.
>>
No. 133381 ID: ba7c76

>>133374
I don't know what quest you've been following, but there hasn't been much in the way of romance. Garth's pretty much just got screwing on the brain.
>>
No. 133382 ID: 632862

>>133375
Yeah, guide her hands. Put it on your chest at first, then move it gently downwards.
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No. 133385 ID: ba7c76

I think she needs some reassurance. Lead her gently- she's probably overwhelmed and sounds like a virgin.
>>
No. 133390 ID: ba7c76

>>133382
do this, while reassuring her.
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No. 133391 ID: 950529
File 126639075498.png - (111.75KB , 700x700 , 100.png )
133391

I take her hands and gently slide it along my body until it reaches my fat juicy cock.

"It's alright.."

She handles it curiously, as if not sure what to do with it.
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No. 133393 ID: a85626
File 126639084659.jpg - (32.03KB , 360x360 , Beige_Teddy_Bear.jpg )
133393

>>133375

D'awwwwww
>>
No. 133397 ID: 154253

>>133391
You got her going. Guide her in what to do for now, encourage her to get a feel for it, and then get to the meat of the situation.
>>
No. 133398 ID: 01d17e

>>133393
Welp, there goes my boner.
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No. 133399 ID: ba7c76

It's official. We're banging a teddy bear. A VIRGIN teddy bear.

There will be tears. If they're not from you destroying her hymen, they'll be from the sadness and confusion you'll cause after you just drop her after the fact.

Also, do we even have a condom? We probably can't get her pregnant, but there's still STDs to worry about.
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No. 133400 ID: ea2140

Those concerned about the bears in the cafe on valentine's day... in this quest, it's STILL valentine's day, so chances are, this is someone different.
>>
No. 133402 ID: f609ed

Oh god, what if she's married AND a virgin?

Earlier I said maybe this town is full on casual sex all the time because there's nothing else to do, but what if it's as wholesome as Animal Crossing appears to be? Like, NOBODY plays around dirty. Oh god.
This might be awesome.
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No. 133405 ID: ba7c76

>>133391
well, make her comfortable first, since YOU certainly are.
Check if she's wet- meaning she's just confused or, if she isn't wet, genuinely uncomfortable/scared.
That said, if she's wet, just keep on steady.
>>
No. 133406 ID: ba7c76

>>133405
didn't think of that.
DO IT.
>>
No. 133407 ID: 632862

Show her where it goes!
>>
No. 133409 ID: 44ad00

>>133407
Like he said.
JUST FUCK HER ALREADY.
but gently
give her some smoochin' too.
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No. 133412 ID: 950529
File 126639244758.png - (113.71KB , 700x700 , 101.png )
133412

Dude, I've been fingerbanging her for the past ten minutes. She's soaking like the ocean.
I guide her hand from my crotch to hers.
"This is going inside of you there. Would you like that?"
She lowers her other hand as if bracing herself.
>"..y-yes.."
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No. 133413 ID: 154253

>>133412
You know what to do man. STICK IT IN.
>>
No. 133414 ID: f609ed

>>133412
FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER FUCK HER
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No. 133415 ID: ba7c76

>>133412
Ok.
Yeah, just go for it. ROCK AND ROLL.
>>
No. 133417 ID: 632862

>>133412
Well, looks like we're gonna be crossing 'bear' off our list!

GET TO IT.
>>
No. 133419 ID: ba7c76

>>133412
A'ight FULL STEAM AHEAD
GET TO IT
>>
No. 133420 ID: 5a9e00

BRACE FOR ZANY INTERUPTION!
>>
No. 133422 ID: beea66

>>133412
STICK IT IN HER ASS.
SAY YOU MISSED.
>>
No. 133425 ID: 8b7db1

>>133412
All those other suggestions? Assholes. No, you don't FUCK.

You are going to LOVE HER TENDERLY.
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No. 133426 ID: 950529
File 126639376796.png - (105.35KB , 700x700 , 102.png )
133426

..Oh yeah~
Alright, alright, next is take it slow first, then just let it lead up to the deep slamfucking, right? Allright, I got it from here, THANKS.
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No. 133427 ID: ba7c76

disregard these
>>133422
>>133425
>>
No. 133428 ID: f609ed

>>133426
TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
>>
No. 133429 ID: 44ad00

>>133426
ha ha its not that easy to get rid of us, garth.

fuck, where did i put the popcorn
>>
No. 133430 ID: c0f3bf

You had better be nice to her afterwards!
>>
No. 133431 ID: f609ed

She's so cute
Try not to think about teddy bears

ANYWAY! Good luck chief! We'll be here when you're done. For now I don't think you need our guidance anymore.
>>
No. 133432 ID: 3416ec

I believe this bit of verse is appropriate:

UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF.
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No. 133433 ID: ba7c76

>>133426
Yep, that's about right.

But this doesn't mean you get to be a complete asshole. Make her enjoy herself, too.
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No. 133436 ID: 950529
File 126639422920.png - (303.24KB , 700x700 , 102-paused.png )
133436

Man, if teddybears were this fuckable I wouldn't be here.
Anyway, privacy.
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No. 133439 ID: 3416ec

>>133436

MADNESS! MADNESS!!!
>>
No. 133441 ID: ba7c76

son of a bitch.

Gentlemen, we've been had.
>>
No. 133442 ID: beea66

>>133436
FUCK YES THIS IS THE BEST PAUSE SCREEN EVER
>>
No. 133457 ID: e69635

>>133436
God Damnit, I missed this whole thread

Fuck you Garret. Good read though.
>>
No. 133458 ID: 0abb50

>>133436

This hurts my brain.

Also: Does anyone else find it odd that the first thing we fuck is also the most dangerous?

I mean seriously. She's a bear.
>>
No. 133459 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133458
She doesn't seem that grizzly, she didn't even want us killing a seagull. She's bearly harmful, we had to pandar to her not killing ways to fuck her. She's the polar opposite of a dangerous bear.
>>
No. 133460 ID: 6ac90c

>>133459

...So...

Black Bear?
>>
No. 133461 ID: 6a6a5e
File 126641372655.jpg - (29.35KB , 113x113 , 126614658060.jpg )
133461

>>133460
Polar Bear.


hurrrrr
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No. 133466 ID: 1e1932
File 126642414718.jpg - (12.71KB , 274x235 , fuck yea.jpg )
133466

>1 Bear Bedded
>>
No. 133467 ID: f609ed

>>133461
Koala bear
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No. 133498 ID: 950529
File 126644157143.png - (90.50KB , 700x700 , 103.png )
133498

The crashing of the waves, the squawking of the seagulls, and the silence of my gun.

Aw yeah.
>>
No. 133499 ID: d3dfb8

what time is it?
time to ditch this hoe
>>
No. 133500 ID: e9a4f7

>>133498

How's she feeling? Everything go well?
>>
No. 133501 ID: 1d375b

Damn it I am tired of always getting blanked out during the good parts. Next time we want greasy sex and lots of it. If not you get that song you hate stuck in your head for a month.
>>
No. 133502 ID: 154253

>>133498
Aw yeah indeed. Good man. Aiight, let's see if we can move on up outta here. Might wanna get her name, but that's up to you man.
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No. 133503 ID: 950529
File 126644230625.png - (65.67KB , 700x700 , 104.png )
133503

A'ight, so I just leave her here? I can do that.

"You okay?"
>"Yes.."
"Did it feel good?"
>"..Y-yes.."
"Wanna do it again some time?"
>"O.. okay.."
"Then let's make this our special place. Don't tell anyone what happened and maybe we'll get to do it again right here, alright?"
>"Okay."
"You promise?"
>"Yes."
"Atta girl. Then I have to go now."
>"..."
"Alright, ten more minutes."
>"Yes."

Well, so, where do I go in ten minutes?
I'm guessing it's around 3PM now.
>>
No. 133505 ID: 154253

>>133503
Safe, alright, well as we only got about two hours to burn, you might wanna hit up the shower back at your place so you don't smell like sex; and we can check on Mrs. Wulfe, see how she's doing.

Also, get bear chick's name before ducking out.
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No. 133506 ID: e69635

>>133503
Do your grocieries.
>>
No. 133507 ID: 262ff7

Not just ditch her or anything, we're just worried about the schedule. If there's time, there's time.

Huh. I hope humans cant cross-mate with the furred ones...
>>
No. 133508 ID: 8ecfd4

>>133503
Go for a shower. And see if mrs Wulfe is feeling better, maybe give her a cup of coffee or two if she is awake now.
>>
No. 133509 ID: 632862

Hmm, we've got less than an hour before we meet Fran for that early dinner. You're going to need a shower, first. Then see if you can go give back the gun without insulting the guy. Maybe tell him you couldn't bring yourself to kill any birds, but if he just wants to see your marksmanship you can shoot some bottles or something later.
>>
No. 133510 ID: e69635

>>133509
No, we can just keep the gun for now. He was probably drunk when he gave it to us.

We can bring him the bird/gun tomorrow.
>>
No. 133512 ID: 65a023

Go shoot a bird somewhere else now that fat bear chick is passed out from dickings. It's a pellet gun. It's not like it makes much noise.
>>
No. 133513 ID: 950529
File 12664437399.png - (72.48KB , 700x700 , 105.png )
133513

Eh, I'll care about the bird tomorrow. I can also shoot it after dinner and mouse girl, if there's enough light.
I roll out from under beargirl's arm and sneak away as she cuddles the warm sand I left behind.
Asking for her name would be way awkward now, man!
Yeah, I best go back to my room for a shower and to check on that mature bombshell.

Sleeping soundly.
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No. 133514 ID: 8ecfd4

>>133512
If we kill a bird she might learn about it from the drunken mouse hick somehow. Then the chance for future dickings of said bear might go away and she might tell everyone. Fuck that inbreed drunken mouse fuck, we just bagged a bear with our gun. That's way more manly than shooting birds with an air rifle.
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No. 133515 ID: 1d375b

Should be able to find out her name in town easy enough.
>>
No. 133516 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133513
Take her clothes and put them under that overturned box.
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No. 133517 ID: 19ecf1

>>133512
have you SHOT a pellet gun? They make a loud snapping noise... not as loud as a real gun... but pretty loud (shot coconuts off trees overseas)

anyway... GO TELL FRAN (no... please disregard that)

Best course of action is to wash up, make some more cash. Maybe you can hit Mrs. Wulfe up for a job...

Remember, because its valentines day, you have an edge at what you do.
>>
No. 133518 ID: 262ff7

>>133512
No, THAT would be a real faux pas.
Seriously. We cam after bird, we got nookie. Let us leave while we're still winning.
>>
No. 133519 ID: 154253

>>133513
Dat ass. If she's sound asleep, give it a grope, then grab your shit and get a good shower.
>>
No. 133520 ID: 8ecfd4

>>133513
That's a pretty nice view. Shower, get sand out of any crevice that might have sand in it and then head on over for early dinner.
>>
No. 133521 ID: 632862

>>133513
What an ass. Put the covers over her, so she doesn't get a chill.
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No. 133522 ID: d97d76

>>133514
Agreed, and worse yet would be if she caught us in the act again. Just hand in the gun when you have a chance and tell him there's a conflict of interest with some of the other townsfolk.
>>
No. 133523 ID: 9808a7

Clean up, get ready to head on out. Leave Mrs Wulfe to sleep it off - she'll think better of you if you're a gentleman.

Were you going to have something to eat with the cat girl, or was that cancelled due to awkward innuendo?
>>
No. 133524 ID: d3dfb8

ASS TO ASS
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No. 133525 ID: 19ecf1

>>133523
this would be an excellent way to fix things...
We're still a hobo with no cash...

We were offered a meal, let's see if we can get a bite to eat... and maybe we'll get something else to eat too >:3 C
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No. 133526 ID: 817cd3

>>133513
Odd question Garth? You actually planning to go back to the beach and see that bear some later day? Just a little curious here...

I mean, you obviously got bear off you little list or do you want a second opinion, just to be sure?
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No. 133527 ID: 2cbe3e

Run a finger down the crack of her ass.
>>
No. 133529 ID: 19ecf1

>>133526
you're dumb. It's about the sex, not just the checklist. Extra sex = the extra sprinkles on teh insert food that needs sprinkles of the quest...
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No. 133530 ID: 9808a7

Checking our schedule, we've got a few hours yet.

5pm - dinner with Fransisca the cat girl. Make amends for the awkward innuendo.

6pm - meet up with the mouse girl from the post office. Possible date.

9pm - cleaning up at the Rollin' Rock. Score booze?

10pm - visit Samantha the rabbit girl. Bring booze.
>>
No. 133533 ID: c0f3bf

Extracurricular activities are nice~
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No. 133534 ID: 817cd3

>>133529
I'm just probing his various motivations. I mean sex sure we got that one down, a need for freedom yes that down too. But there is so little we know here, a guy's gotta be pretty desperate for somethen to try sever ties and create a new life in a strange town.

And don't tell me he just couldn't get ass back wherever he came from.... I'm not buyen it.
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No. 133535 ID: 262ff7

>>133534
Yeah.... now I'm curious again about what happened before...
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No. 133536 ID: 950529
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133536

I pick up the blanket, but first I get a nice grab of that ass. Just let my palm slide across it, run my finger through it. Aw yeah.
So, you are still wondering about my past, huh? I guess it does seem a bit weird from what you know. Little money, no preparation, just a bag of clothes, arrived on the island by supertanker.. I suppose I do owe you an explanation. Well, this is what happene--
>"You smell like sex."

Mrs Wulfe looks up with half sleeping eyes as she holds onto my sleeve.
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No. 133538 ID: 632862

>>133536
"Well yes, I had a bit of a success already."
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No. 133539 ID: 8ecfd4

>>133536
Sounds like you could really use that shower. You should probably switch clothes as well. Just tell her not to worry about it, her time might come. For now she should just sleep. Then tuck her in and get on with the showering, maybe leave the door open so she can get an eyefull of the possible future.
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No. 133540 ID: c0f3bf

"A nice bear taught me about respecting wildlife. I'd like to think I taught her something as well."
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No. 133541 ID: f1c017

>>133539
switch clothes
get naked
>>
No. 133542 ID: 154253

>>133536
Smirk. "That'd be why I'm goin' to take a shower. What about you, that nap sober you up any?"
>>
No. 133543 ID: 262ff7

>>133540
NO!
We should not tell her WHO we took to the bed.
And thisis a small town, she'd know whose is the beargal. I doubt there's more than one bear couple here...
>>
No. 133544 ID: 19ecf1

>>133542
this and add
"unless... of course, you've sobered up a bit..."

On another note: HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU JACK IN A 5 HOUR PERIOD!?

if you catch wulfe, 2

and there's 3 more chances in the day...
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No. 133545 ID: f1c017

>>133544
depends how rough I am
>>
No. 133546 ID: b52e3a

>>133544
Billions of times. Garth is a descender of Rudy Mann.

I AM GARRET REDWICK AND I AM HERE TO FUCK UP YOUR SHIT- er YOUR BITCHES!

PUNCH- err - FUCK EVERYTHING!
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No. 133547 ID: a8f261

If she goes home smelling of booze and sweaty sex that's really bad, considering people saw us escorting her from the bar. Better to treat her honourably and let her go home with her virtue intact. It'll win us trust with her and her family. Keep it above-board... this time.

If we're going to do Mrs. Wulfe we'll need to keep it on the down-low or her husband'll hear about it, and that'll make life really difficult.
>>
No. 133550 ID: 700bae

Lift the edge of the bed and force her to roll off. That bed is fucking OURS. Not for some saggy old gramma.
>>
No. 133552 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133547
They can shower together afterward.
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No. 133555 ID: 950529
File 126644759389.png - (87.56KB , 700x700 , 107.png )
133555

I peel her arm away and pull the blankets over her.
"I've already had some success in my endeavours. I'm going to shower now to get rid of the evidence.. unless, of course, the nap sobered you up and you want some too~"
She lies back and closes her eyes, letting me tuck her in.
>"Ugh, no.. I don't want sloppy seconds.. I want.. you fresh..."
She dozes off again.

Time to shower.
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No. 133556 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133555
Remember to take your clothes off before getting in the shower.
>>
No. 133558 ID: 3416ec

>>133556

Also, you might want to disinfect that hat of yours. I dunno how long you've been wearing it.
>>
No. 133560 ID: d97d76

It's been, what, like two hours since we dumped her off? No, I wouldn't expect her to be sober yet. I'm surprised she's even conscious.
>>
No. 133562 ID: 632862

>>133555
I like this woman! What is WRONG with her husband?

We've got to ask her later on if everyone in town has as good a nose as she does.
>>
No. 133563 ID: 6da755

>>133556
Yes, we want to see your cock.
>>
No. 133565 ID: 62b317

I'd totally like to hear her side of the story about her husband. We should try to talk to her about it, after she's sobered up properly... which might take a while longer, by the looks of things.
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No. 133568 ID: 950529
File 126644900215.png - (82.79KB , 700x700 , 108.png )
133568

Ah, awesome showers, and I got two extra sets of clothes. One now. But I'm sure Max won't mind if I use his washing machine for a bit.
My hat, though.. I've been wearing it for a month or so, and yeah.. It's starting to smell just a little bit.
I have no idea how to wash it.
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No. 133569 ID: c0f3bf

Well what's it made of? Any tags, etc.?
>>
No. 133573 ID: f609ed

>>133568
|3~~
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No. 133574 ID: 632862

Yeah, there should be laundry instructions on a tag somewhere.
>>
No. 133575 ID: 3416ec

>>133573

Silly 3p.

Anyways, if its wool, you should just machine wash it in cold water with a little detergent.
>>
No. 133576 ID: 7630d5

Invite Max to come shower with you. I'm sure he could provide advice on how to clean your hat, among other things.
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No. 133578 ID: 950529
File 126645005150.png - (54.71KB , 700x700 , 109.png )
133578

Dryclean only. Fuck.
>>
No. 133579 ID: 3416ec

>>133578

Son of a...

So is there a dry-cleaning place here in town? Or was I imagining it?
>>
No. 133580 ID: c0f3bf

Damnit. Go hatless, you can pick up a beret or a fedora when you get a chance to replace it till you can get it cleaned.
>>
No. 133581 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133578
Time to go to Dr. Braun and see if we can have some gasoline from him to use to dry clean it.
>>
No. 133582 ID: 542fa7

Febreze?
>>
No. 133583 ID: 3416ec

>>133580

Get a top hat.

Become Rudy Mann.

Fuck all the bitches. In style.
>>
No. 133584 ID: f21281

WHEN IN DOUBT

FEBREEZE.
>>
No. 133585 ID: 7630d5

Sandwich the hat between your's and Max's naked bodies in the middle of passionate sex. Your combined body heats and fluids will act as a magical hat cleaner, eliminating any and all blemishes on the hat and rendering it too powerful for mere mortals. Good thing you aren't a mortal man.
>>
No. 133586 ID: 632862

>>133578
I suggest that you simply run some soapy water through it, then let it air dry.
>>
No. 133587 ID: e69635

Thats a pretty spiffy hat.

They have to have a dry cleaning place in town, it wouldn't make sense if they didn't. Just get it cleaned.

And just find another floppy eared hat if you can't clean it.
>>
No. 133588 ID: f609ed

>>133580
NO HE NEEDS THE HAT.
GIVE TO CHINESE WOMAN AT THE DRY CLEANER
>>
No. 133589 ID: 154253

>>133578
Max looks like he keeps his workers fairly well dressed, so he may just know where to dry clean stuff. I advise consulting him, as his map doesn't seem to have a dry cleaning place on it.

So toss your clothes in and find Max.
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No. 133599 ID: 950529
File 126645206160.png - (89.41KB , 700x700 , 110.png )
133599

Yeah alright. I get dressed, toss my dirty clothes in the washing machine, and head down to see if Max knows where to dry-clean, or if he has any febreeze.
"Hey, Max, uh, my hat is starting to smell a bit but it's dry clean only. Do you know where I can get it dry cleaned?"
>"Oh yes, we always give our drycleaning clothes to Elaine, one of my sister's roommates. She works in a cleaning place in the big city. Shall I take your hat to her?"
"Well, I'm kind of attached to it. Uhm.."
>"Heehee! How cute! Well, you can just ask her yourself. She lives in the first house on the right down Buccaneer Road."
"Thank you very much. Uhm, do you have febreeze I could use for the time being?"
>"Heehee~ Sure, right over there."

Alright, well, shall I also take the gun back then? Since the mouse lives across the street. Or, I guess it's a bit weird walking with the gun around? Maybe not? Whatev'.
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No. 133600 ID: 3416ec

>>133599

Hang on to the gun, we can always bag a bird later.

Let's get this hat cleaned. To the drycleaners!
>>
No. 133601 ID: 7630d5

Pinch his cute bunny cheeks. Then proceed to initiate hot passionate sex on one of the tables
>>
No. 133602 ID: 154253

>>133599
Eh, we can still try for the birds tomorrow. Leave the gun and back to Buccaneer Road, I suppose. Also, lookin' snazzy boss man.
>>
No. 133604 ID: 192956

>>133599
your not in the city, I'm sure there are more people walking around with hunting rifles than you think.
>>
No. 133605 ID: c0f3bf

Ask Max if he can return it and tell the guy that you got a bear instead.
>>
No. 133606 ID: a8f261

>>133599

Yeah, go drop off the mouse's gun since it's not like you're going to get any use out of it. Gonna have to swallow your pride there, he'll probably heap abuse on your head. Then go visit Elaine - and while you're there, try and get some info on Max's sister.
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No. 133607 ID: 67c611

Nothing wrong with walking around with a rifle on your back.
>>
No. 133608 ID: 632862

>>133599
You've got a bit of a curl in your hair there.

We should probably return the gun and suggest target shooting instead of actual shooting of animals.
>>
No. 133610 ID: 7630d5

Be sure to thank Max for the advice on the way out with a kiss.
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No. 133613 ID: 950529
File 12664530305.png - (123.29KB , 700x700 , 111.png )
133613

Yeah, alright. Might as well take the gun back right away.
I take the gun under my arm and head down Buccaneer Road again.

The mouseman has switched his bottle for a simple beercan.
I hold out the gun, and before I can say anything he grabs it from me.
>"Where the fuck's that bird?!"
"I couldn't shoot one. It conflicted with the interests of the other townsfolk."
>"The fuck you on about? Ain't none folk 'ere objecting to some sport shootan!"
He hiccups.
He seems a bit too drunk to get really angry, but he's being as furious as he can.
>>
No. 133614 ID: e69635

After getting the hat washed, go to Frans house.
>>
No. 133615 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133613
"Haters gonna hate."
>>
No. 133616 ID: f1c017

>>133614
this
>>
No. 133617 ID: 3416ec

Forget him. We scored with a bear girl. Anyways, moving on to Elaine's place.
>>
No. 133618 ID: 1d375b

Managed to bag some bigger game if you know what I mean.
>>
No. 133619 ID: f44349

>>133613
Tell him you made a promise to a lady.
And hand him back his WEPON.
>>
No. 133620 ID: c0f3bf

Just put down the gun and excuse yourself.
>>
No. 133621 ID: 192956

>>133613
Well lets just say I managed to "shoot off" something else instead.
>>
No. 133623 ID: 632862

>>133613
"Nobody around here? I did have to go pretty far off to find something of a decent size."
>>
No. 133624 ID: 3416ec

"A bear girl did have some objections."

If he raises that gun, get ready start running.
>>
No. 133625 ID: e69635

>>133619
This, because we don't want to be rude.

Mouse bitch might be related to him
>>
No. 133626 ID: 154253

>>133613
"Eh, someone did. They were... persuasive. Sorry man."
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No. 133628 ID: 950529
File 126645407765.png - (131.19KB , 700x700 , 112.png )
133628

Yeah, bros, I'm gonna answer a drunk dude holding a gun appropriately.

"Well, there was this beargirl objecting. She was persuasive. Sorry, man."
>"What?! Bear-- Aw, fuckers. Them fuckin' big city folk. Assholes can't handle the country. They done moved here cos' it'd be peaceful for their retarded daughter. Like this is the fucking dump place fer loonies. D'you see a sign here that says "Come live here when your kid has mental retardation?"?! Fuck, I-"
He starts flailing his arms but drops the beer on himself in the process.
>"..Awww..."
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No. 133630 ID: 817cd3

>>133628
Done fucked up now huh Garth?
>>
No. 133631 ID: 8ce2bf

"Here, let me help you with that. No homo. I have dry cleaning to do anyway."
Start taking off his shirt and pants.
>>
No. 133632 ID: f1c017

>>133628
so the beargirl was the bear people's daughter?
>>
No. 133633 ID: 154253

>>133628
>mental retardation
What. Here's hoping he's just being ornery. So uh, excuse yourself and move along. Preferably with something like "Yeah... anyway, I gotta see a person about a thing, so, I'll catch you later man."
>>
No. 133634 ID: e69635

>>133628
and apparently she is mentally retarded

nice
>>
No. 133635 ID: 3416ec

"Well, I shall take this opportunity to leave. Thanks for lending me your rifle. Goodbye now!"

Sprint away.
>>
No. 133636 ID: a8f261

Could be he's just bitter about the bears being city-folk, and is being uncharitable about their daughter. She didn't seem too bright, sure, but retarded? Nah.
>>
No. 133637 ID: 1d375b

Retarded chicks need love to.
>>
No. 133638 ID: 3b87aa

Well crap. It's technically rape now. Reaver set us a trap.
>>
No. 133639 ID: 817cd3

>>133628
I warned you... gunna listen a little to that paranoid voice that says "hold up here.. what the hell are we doing?"

>Oh jeez, old man, this is not the time to talk about that.

Yeah I guess not, being as some people were too busy fucking a retarded girl.
>>
No. 133641 ID: e69635

Just go back to the Bear girl and beat her.

She won't say anything.

Now say something polite and go to Frans place.
>>
No. 133642 ID: 8f1880

>>133628

...Oops.
>>
No. 133643 ID: ae2a57

I'm not so sure that guy's a guy. Recall the post office in AC?
>>
No. 133644 ID: 3b87aa

Told you not to screw the bear. I had a feeling there, Garth. Now go and have your little freak-out about screwing someone with the mind of a child who probably doesn't even know what sex is, taffer. This time it wasn't just rats.
>>
No. 133646 ID: ae2a57

Hey, the mentally handicapped need lovin' too. :3c
>>
No. 133647 ID: 817cd3

>>133646
Not from 'HIM", hell he wasn't even using protection!
>>
No. 133648 ID: 3b87aa

>>133646
This fella said it first: >>133637
>>
No. 133649 ID: 445c48

She's probably not literally retarded, the mouse just thinks she is because she's like a hippie.
>>
No. 133653 ID: cc04cc

She was pretty hot for a retard.
>>
No. 133655 ID: f609ed

>>133649
>She's probably not literally retarded, the mouse just thinks she is because she's like a hippie.
Fingers so fucking crossed
>>
No. 133657 ID: 632862

Hey wait a second. If the bear was actually RETARDED, she wouldn't be running around on her own. She's probably just a little dumb, and Mr. Mouse is running his mouth.
>>
No. 133658 ID: 3b87aa

>>133653
bloated with saggy tits?
>>
No. 133660 ID: 3af198

>>133655
I wouldn't be too hopeful. He wasn't just calling her a retard, he said her parents came down to give their mentally retarded child a peaceful life.
>>
No. 133661 ID: 817cd3

>>133657
Her Parents are on a Valentine's date, she's what's called "higher functioning" and 'surely no harm could come to our sweet little girl from any of the people of this small town?'
>>
No. 133662 ID: 2dd482

>>133653
well she did have that downs-syndrome rounded face.

but the same can be said of all bears.
>>
No. 133663 ID: 542fa7

He didn't say that bear was the retard child. She's probably the mother.
>>
No. 133669 ID: 445c48

In addition, there might be more than one bear girl. Sisters, perhaps. Or perhaps we did the mother and the daughter is elsewhere. In any case, don't go thinking you made love to a mentally handicapped beargirl. It is rather unlikely, as our only source of information is an ornery drunk.
>>
No. 133674 ID: 817cd3

>>133669
Maybe we should ask how many Bears are in the town? Maybe about the family?
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No. 133675 ID: 950529
File 126645737449.png - (144.77KB , 700x700 , 113.png )
133675

"I see. I'll be sure to keep it in mind. Good day, sir."
I quickly leave the drunk behind and head across the street. I knock a few times to make sure.

Now really: Girls are girls, and I love all the women. We felt good, and that's that. But if it really bothers you, I just won't return to our 'special place'.
No problem. There's enough fresh poon waiting for me.

>"Hello, can I help you?"
>>
No. 133676 ID: 3416ec

>>133675

"Hi! Am I too early for dinner?"
>>
No. 133677 ID: 154253

>>133675
Why hello there.

"Hello yourself. Name's Garret. Garret Redwick. I just moved into town and I'm kinda looking around. You wouldn't happen to be Elaine, would you? Max told me to speak to you."
>>
No. 133678 ID: 3416ec

>>133676

Wait, no. Scratch that. I forgot we were here to get our hat dry-cleaned.
>>
No. 133681 ID: 3b87aa

hey garth maybe you should investigate the bear chick lol

just to be sure
>>
No. 133685 ID: f44349

>>133675
Alright we are going to put an end to this noise.
Give the lady your hat and explain the situation and then we are going to go ask around about the bear family.
>>
No. 133689 ID: f1c017

>>133677
> Oh, hello Garret! Can I call you Garth?
>>
No. 133690 ID: 950529
File 126645854633.png - (120.25KB , 700x700 , 114.png )
133690

Fine fine, I'll go investigate the truth behind the matter. It would be nice if I could just bang that bear ass again with you fucks whining about it.

"Perhaps! I'm Garret. Garret Redwick. I just moved into town. Are you Elaine?"
>"Ayup. Elaine Izumi! What's up"
"Nice to meet you. Max told me to speak with you. He said you're the person to look to for dry cleaning matters."
>"Ayup. What do you need washed?"
"My tit. I mean, my hat."
>"That can be arranged. I think that's like 5 to 10 bucks."

Holy shit, I want to grab those tits so bad. Just kneed them and lick them, oh my god.
>>
No. 133692 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133690
(╬ ಠ益ಠ)つ (◕ (◕ |
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No. 133693 ID: 817cd3

>Now really: Girls are girls, and I love all the women. We felt good, and that's that. But if it really bothers you, I just won't return to our 'special place'.
No problem. There's enough fresh poon waiting for me.


You arrogant self-centered little prick...
>>
No. 133695 ID: c0f3bf

Calm down, don't let boobs cloud your judgment. Just be polite and courteous, don't try to win her over. If it happens anyway, great, but don't ruin what you've already got.

...Hey you do still have a little money right?
>>
No. 133696 ID: 1d375b

Ok we need a smell test on the hat. Can it hold of a day or two or is it bad.
>>
No. 133697 ID: f1c017

>>133690
PRETEND TO FALL
GRAB TITS
>>
No. 133698 ID: 154253

>>133690
Yes... yes... knead dem titties WAIT NO NOT YET.

Okay boss man, we need to play this carefully. Max's sister is a hot piece of ass too, and they're roommates. Doing 'em separately will be hard, but let's see if we can't play our cards right and go for the gold: get some threesome action up in this bitch.

"Alright. Well, that sounds awesome. I'm fairly attached to the hat though, so could I bring it by a bit later today and get you to take it in to work tomorrow?" Mention coming by to see Max's sister if you think it won't backfire.
>>
No. 133701 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133690
"So you work in the big titty-- I MEAN CITY?"
>>
No. 133702 ID: 632862

We don't have enough cash to spare for drycleaning! We've got to save it for whatever we're doing with the mouse, and for buying a drink to bring to Elly's tutoring session.
>>
No. 133705 ID: f1c017

>>133702
maybe we can pay her.. another way /:3
>>
No. 133706 ID: 3416ec

>>133690

Hand over hat and money. Inquire about bear girl.
>>
No. 133712 ID: 950529
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133712

"Ahh.. Well, I can't really afford that yet. Sorry."
>"No problem, Garret. Can I call you Garth?"
"Sure thing."
>"Cool! But yes, no problem, Garth. I know how it is to be a student and struggling with cash."
"Ah, are you a student? I heard you work in the big titty-- I mean, big city?"
>"Part-timing both. Well, I try anyway. I'm pretty lucky to live here with a bunch of cool chicks."
"Oh, that's good to hear. Funkytown seems like a great place. I'm looking forward to getting to know you and your roommates better. Actually, I was invited over by Samantha for tonight. Maybe I'll see you then?"
>"Oh! Sweet! Yeah, I'll get the girls together and it'll be a welcoming party. Hell yeah."
"Brillaint! Absolutely great. And maybe then we can talk about maybe some other way I could pay you?"
>"...You know, that sounds preeetty suggestive when you're staring at my boobs that hard."
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No. 133713 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133712
"I-I'm not staring!"
Furtively glance between her eyes and boobs.
>>
No. 133714 ID: c0f3bf

Tell her it's very difficult not to. And why not compliment something that deserve it?
>>
No. 133715 ID: 3416ec

>>133712

"I wasn't staring... I was, uh... a bug was... the light was kinda... er...hm."
>>
No. 133717 ID: 44ad00

>>133714
"It's quite hard not to when you're sporting two lovely, pillowy mounds."
>>
No. 133718 ID: 632862

>>133712
"Normally I can manage to look a woman in the eyes but... wow. Just wow."
>>
No. 133720 ID: ae2a57

"I'm not staring. ...that hard. But sorry. I'm a guy. Can't help but appreciate what nature can do."
>>
No. 133721 ID: 154253

>>133712
"Really? I don't see tit-- I mean it-- that way. Sorry, just been a long day so far. First day in town and all that."

Try and look up man, for the love of God.
>>
No. 133723 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133712
"I'M EXTREMELY HOMOSEXUAL AND YOUR BOOBS AND NECK LOOK LIKE A GIANT DICK."
>>
No. 133724 ID: 950529
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133724

"I'm not.. There's.. .. Alright, listen, normally I can just look a woman in the eyes, I swear. I love eye-contact. But.. wow. Just.. wow. I'm enthralled. Simply enthralled."
>"Well, aren't you mister honest? I'm quite proud of 'em, so look all you want.. but somehow I think you won't be satisfied with the 'Look, dont touch' rule."
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No. 133725 ID: 2dd482

>>133712
tell her you just meant doing some odd jobs around the place, running errands and the like

insert Freudian slip here
>>
No. 133728 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133724
"I meant I will do chores for you dressed in women's clothing."
>>
No. 133729 ID: 3416ec

>>133724

"I will try my hardest, though. Yowza."
>>
No. 133730 ID: f609ed

She wants it. Bad.
She mentioned the rule but never said she enforced it herself.

>somehow I think you won't be satisfied with the 'Look, dont touch' rule.
"Is that a rule you adhere to yourself, or could you be persuaded otherwise?"
>>
No. 133733 ID: 3b87aa

TITTYFUCK TITTYFUCK IT'S AWWWWW-RIIIIITE.
>>
No. 133734 ID: 154253

>>133724
"Interesting rule. Are there exceptions?"
>>
No. 133735 ID: ae2a57

>>133724
"I can respect that touching is a privilege that must be earned. Speaking of earning, any odd jobs ya need taken care of?"
>>
No. 133736 ID: d97d76

"I'll try to restrain myself for the time being."
>>
No. 133737 ID: 632862

>>133734
Oh man that is too good. I don't have a chance of topping that.
>>
No. 133738 ID: 3416ec

>>133736

Meanwhile, sneak up behind her and "unstrain" dem chests.
>>
No. 133740 ID: f609ed

Oh man if you can stealthily undo her bra or something...


...but you'd have to be SO good at undoing bras
>>
No. 133743 ID: 8f1880

>>133724

"Is it that obvious?"
>>
No. 133745 ID: 3416ec

>>133740

Oh man, but to watch those glorious globes fall away and bounce around~

We must do this somehow.
>>
No. 133746 ID: 542fa7

"I'm gonna start a political party to change that rule"

Or something like that.
>>
No. 133747 ID: f609ed

>>133740
he probably is. all he'd have to do is like, okay I gtg, but thanks soooo much for letting me get the wash for free (or whatever) and then hug her and unsnap dat bra
>>
No. 133751 ID: 950529
File 126646149499.png - (80.56KB , 700x700 , 117.png )
133751

"Alas, I am as transparent as air. I can only wish, are there exceptions to the rule?"
She giggles. Her expression changes.
>"You know, I should just slap you and slam the door into your face, but.. there's just something about your frankness and manners. Let's just see if you don't turn out to be a creepy stalker dude, and we'll go from there~"
>>
No. 133752 ID: 3416ec

So I guess Tactical Unhooking Action is out of the question?
>>
No. 133754 ID: c40e47

>>133751
Oh, this girl's experienced - I like her. She's on to your little game, you rogue.
>>
No. 133755 ID: 632862

>>133751
"Hah! You've got nothing to worry about. I'll see you later tonight, then!"
>>
No. 133756 ID: 262ff7

"I will not disappoint you."
"Anyway. Back to business. Any chore I could handle in exchange for hat cleaning?"
>>
No. 133758 ID: 1963d1

>>133751
"Ok then, but I'm not making any promises."

Relish in the creepiness.
>>
No. 133760 ID: 8ce2bf

"Hey toots, do you know what drink Samantha likes?"
>>
No. 133761 ID: 154253

>>133751
"Well, I always like being upfront. And I can assure you, I'm not creepy, and I'm not a stalker. But a dude? Hell yeah."
>>
No. 133762 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133751
"I'M SO UPFRONT THAT I STARTED THE MONTGOMERY BUS BOYCOTTS GURL."
>>
No. 133768 ID: 8f1880

>>133751

"Yes maam!"
>>
No. 133770 ID: f609ed

>>133756
Yeah, lickin mah tittays and sticking yo dick in me
>>
No. 133771 ID: 950529
File 126646261781.png - (119.67KB , 700x700 , 118.png )
133771

"I can't promise anything, but rest assured you won't be disappointed. I'll see you tonight then."
>"See you then. Now get out of here, stalker."

She closes the door with a grin.
Oh yeah.

Man, this is going so well. Soon we'll see how Fran is feeling about my confession too.
It's true that since this place is so small I might be forced to leave when I've finished my checklist, but goddamn, will it have been worth it.

..Oh yeah. Retard bear. Uuhh.. I do what now?
>>
No. 133772 ID: 8ce2bf

>>133771
┐(▰´ڡ`▰)┌ Chill man, she didn't even seem like a retard, and she agreed to not tell anyone.
>>
No. 133773 ID: f609ed

>>133771
WHO CARES ABOUT BEAR. SHE'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN RETARDEED. I SAID IT ALREADY, BUT DRUNK MOUSE PROBABLY JUST HATES HER AND HER FAMILY AND CALLS HER RETARDED. DON'T YOU GUYS CALL STUFF YOU HATE RETARDED?
>>
No. 133774 ID: 262ff7

>>133771
Allright, hour! What time is it, and where those bears worked at anyway?
>>
No. 133775 ID: 154253

>>133771
Well, you got time to kill, and not a whole hell of a lot to do. Go back to Rollin' Rock and chill for a bit, I guess. We got that checklist picked out easy. And, Elly might be around.
>>
No. 133777 ID: 3416ec

Remind me what the schedule is again? Something at 5:00PM?
>>
No. 133778 ID: 262ff7

>>133773
Well, except that in this case, her behavior was off enough to warrant some suspicion.
>>
No. 133779 ID: 632862

>>133771
Check what time it is. Do we even have a chance to do anything before meeting Fran?
>>
No. 133780 ID: 8f1880
File 126646293466.jpg - (15.82KB , 300x424 , stalker.jpg )
133780

>>133771
>"Now get out of here, stalker."
>>
No. 133781 ID: ae2a57

>>133771
What do you do? You don't worry. She said yes. You can take the subtle route for finding out if she's 'special' like that. Or, you can go talk with her parents for a bit, not letting on you met and shagged their daughter.
>>
No. 133782 ID: 445c48

>>133773
this
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No. 133787 ID: 950529
File 126646399646.png - (116.90KB , 700x700 , 119.png )
133787

Yeah, alright. She's not a retard, and the mouseman is a drunk fuck. I can live with that.
It certainly didn't feel like I was fucking a moron. She may have been simple, but man, being stupid shouldn't keep you from being loved.
I'll make her feel good again.

Her parents run the DIY shop, which was closed cos' they were on a date at the Rollin' Rock Cafe.
It's like 4PM now. Fran invited me for dinner at 5PM. I mean, I could just stroll in and be nice 'n early, but that could also be seen as a burden.
There's Ellenoir at the Rollin' Rock Cafe, but she's working right now. There's Diane sleeping in my room, in her underwear, and wants to get a good dicking, but hungover if not drunk. There's Samantha and Elaine on Buccaneer Road, but I dunno, they might be busy. There's that mousechick - Did I get her name yet? I forgot. - working at the postal office. The bear might still be on the beach. Then there's three more houses I haven't checked out yet, two on buccaneer road, one isolated in the northwest.
And.. well.. I shot my load in the bear, so I'm not in a hurry to fuck. Those tits were great though, damn.
>>
No. 133789 ID: 154253

>>133787
Do we know who lives in the isolated one? That sounds like an interesting trip, at the least, and should kill most of our hour. Head there.
>>
No. 133790 ID: 3416ec

Perhaps we should talk to Mr. Wulfe about his wife?
>>
No. 133791 ID: f609ed

>>133787
go see what's in the other houses. maybe more chicks to bang
>>
No. 133792 ID: 262ff7

Hey man, we're here! Why not check Buccaneer's Road a lil' more?

Say, how much do you know about humans and furries... you know. Making kids. If you got into the panties of Max's sister, would she have an anime-ish bunnygal nine months later?
>>
No. 133794 ID: 79fd87

>>133787
Don't forget that you still need to buy drinks for the guitar lesson. I wonder if you could go fishing and then sell your fish?
>>
No. 133795 ID: 632862

>>133787
Let's check out the isolated house since we're apparently leaving this area and it'd look kinda weird to hang around too much anyway.
>>
No. 133803 ID: c40e47

Man, those little half human, half bear retard babies are gonna look weird.
>>
No. 133812 ID: 79fd87

>>133803
It's okay, they'll only be half retarded.
>>
No. 133824 ID: 950529
File 126646597876.png - (191.48KB , 700x700 , 121.png )
133824

Alright, I'll go check out the isolated house. Good thing this place is so small. I can walk everywhere.

And really? Half human, half bear babies? What the fuck is wrong with you? That'd be fucking disgusting.
Why the hell do you think I'm here to fuck all these fuzzy bitches? I'm not ready to be a dad yet.

...Jinkies.
>>
No. 133827 ID: 154253

>>133824
That's pretty fuckin' creepy, my man. Feel up to exploring? Otherwise, we could just double back and check on those other two houses in Buccaneer road before heading to Fran's place.
>>
No. 133829 ID: 44ad00

>>133824
Fuckin' zoinks.
Ghost in a window, middle right.
>>
No. 133830 ID: c40e47

That house looks sexy. Fuck it.
>>
No. 133831 ID: 262ff7

>>133824
Hey, in some places it would be adorable, depending on the end result. Might we remind you that, if we dont know your past, we also don't know all the details of this place?
>>
No. 133832 ID: ae2a57

What an elegant house. Knock on the door. See if anyone's home.
>>
No. 133833 ID: 632862

>>133824
Go up and knock!
>>
No. 133835 ID: f609ed

>>133830
I laff'd
>>
No. 133837 ID: 1d375b

Looks like this was damaged back during the various revolutions. Was probably the main base for whoever was currently holding the area. That means treasure all over. Get a shovel and dig up a bunch of those creepy statues.
>>
No. 133839 ID: 3416ec

>>133837

I don't think we'll find any Gyroids in this island. More like... smoke monsters.
>>
No. 133843 ID: 79fd87

That house looks awesome, but you should come back when you have more time. Maybe you should pick Fran some flowers or something. Or maybe that's not your style.
>>
No. 133844 ID: 0abb50

>>133824

You just know a creepy yet hot goth bitch is in there.

Hope you're into bondage.
>>
No. 133849 ID: 950529
File 126646698015.png - (77.83KB , 700x700 , 122.png )
133849

Now you mention it, there's a lot of signs of the revolutions. Bulletholes and bulletcasings galore. It even looks like the gate was forced open with explosives. The rusty remains lay dormant on the ground.

I walk all over the history up to the door and knock a few times.
After a minutes the heavy doors creak open, revealing.. darkness. My eyes need a moment to adapt before I see a young lady in a white gown.
Her eyes are cast to the ground.
"Yes?"
>>
No. 133852 ID: 154253

>>133849
"Ah, hello. I'm Garret Redwick, just moved into town yesterday. I'm going around getting to know everyone. Nice to meet you."
>>
No. 133854 ID: c40e47

>>133849
"My name is Garret 'Garth' Redwick, and I come bearing penis."
>>
No. 133855 ID: badf27

>>133849
don't rape that ghost
>>
No. 133856 ID: 476456

introduce self.

then mention you're looking for work.
>>
No. 133857 ID: 79fd87

>>133849
New Species: Ghost Dog
>>
No. 133858 ID: 632862

>>133849
Maybe you can ask why it's so dark in there after you introduce yourself.

I bet this chick's blind, though.
>>
No. 133861 ID: ba7c76

>>133856
yeah, you could probably get some extra cash for cleaning up her yard, doing groundskeeping stuff.
it's a job.
>>
No. 133862 ID: 950529
File 126646741241.png - (76.58KB , 700x700 , 123.png )
133862

"Ah, hello. I'm Garret Redwick, just moved into town yesterday. I'm going around getting to know everyone. Nice to meet you."
>"Mister Redwick, how pleasant. I.. rarely get visitors any more. I'm very happy to hear your voice. Oh-- Where are my manners. I am Elizabeth Montenegro. It is a pleasure, mister Redwick. Would you like to come in?"

Man it's so dark inside, but I think it's just cos' the windows are so dirty, not cos the curtains are closed or something. I'll be able to find my way.
But yeah, looks like this bitch is blind. Huh. Pretty sad.
>>
No. 133864 ID: 2dd482

>>133862
you can totally wave your dick in her face and she would be none the wiser. go for it.
>>
No. 133865 ID: ba7c76

>>133862
Yes. It is sad.

DON'T GET ANY IDEAS YOU SICK BASTARD.
>>
No. 133866 ID: 445c48

"Certainly."
>>
No. 133867 ID: 154253

>>133862
Sure, go in and keep her company.

"Thank you, I'd be happy to come in for a while. So you don't get many visitors? You must get really lonely, Elizabeth. Can I call you Liz?"
>>
No. 133868 ID: 476456

>>133864
Dont you dare, your luck might not hold out and she may know what dicks smell like.
>>
No. 133869 ID: 1963d1

>>133862
Do blind chicks need love too?
Or ghost chicks?
>>
No. 133870 ID: 6faa8c

>>133862
If you have time, sure. She seems like a classy lady.

You could offer to help clean up the place a bit.
>>
No. 133871 ID: 8f1880

>>133862

"I can't stay long. I have someone to meet in about an hour."
>>
No. 133874 ID: 79fd87

>>133871
Yeah, you don't want to disappoint her, but stay for a little while.
>>
No. 133886 ID: 950529
File 126646884589.png - (102.47KB , 700x700 , 124.png )
133886

"Most certainly. I'm afraid I can't stay very long, but I'd love to."
>"That's alright. I'm not used to otherwise."
"You must get very lonely, Elizabeth."
>"Elizabeth... You call me by my first name."
"Oh! I'm sorry, was that too straight forward?"
>"No.. It feels nice. Can I call you Garth?"
"Please do, Elizabeth."
>"Thank you, Garth. So, you have just moved into Funkel Town? Please, tell me about yourself."
>>
No. 133889 ID: 3416ec

>>Funkel Town

UH OH SPAGHETTI-O'S!
>>
No. 133893 ID: 154253

>>133886
Warning boss man: This place hasn't been called Funkel Town in a while, if I remember right.

Dunno what to tell you to say to her. Uh. She seems fairly isolated, so you could give her your real goal, but you could also go with this:
"Not much to tell. I suppose I moved here for a change, but wound up broke. I have a place to live at the least, but other than that I'm still looking for work, something to make ends meet, yeah? What about you, have you lived here long?"
>>
No. 133898 ID: 817cd3

>>133886
Garth.. I want you to know that even if she is possibly blind/dead woman you are now talking to is not just some girl but a lady.

I don't really know what you will do with such information... but I would hope for a higher standard of behavior than normal.
>>
No. 133899 ID: 632862

It wasn't said if the name of the town was changed from Funkel Town to Funkytown, or if Funkytown is just a nickname. She could just be referring to it formally.

May as well tell her a bit about yourself. That you're new to the island, came over on a boat, etc.
>>
No. 133904 ID: 9e9b47

>>133886

Dude if she's dead she's probably real easy to bang. Totally fuck that. Then you can mark ghost off your list and still get to fuck a dog chick.
>>
No. 133907 ID: 950529
File 126646964380.png - (102.13KB , 700x700 , 125.png )
133907

"There isn't that much to tell. I came here by boat, looking for a new start in life, but I ended up broke. Luckily Max, the owner of the local cafe, was willing to take me in, so things turned out alright."
>"Such an active life. It seems very interesting."
"How about you? Have you lived here long?"
>"I have lived here my entire life. I don't know any different than these wooden walls. ..May I ask what race you are?"
>>
No. 133910 ID: 3416ec

"I am a meat popsicle."
>>
No. 133911 ID: 154253

>>133907
"I'm a human, Elizabeth. I don't suppose you get many in this town, huh? And, if I might say, you're quite a lovely vision of a lady."

(Sure pour on the cheese, why not)
>>
No. 133912 ID: 6faa8c

>>133907
"Just an everyday human being, miss."
>>
No. 133914 ID: c0f3bf

Just say human.
>>
No. 133915 ID: 2dd482

>>133913
or, you know, figureo ut something is up when you're fucking her and she doesn't feel fur or scales.
>>
No. 133918 ID: c40e47

"I'm sure as shit not one of those damn dirty furries."
>>
No. 133919 ID: 79fd87

>>133913
Be nice to this fine upstanding lady.

Otherwise she might haunt you.
>>
No. 133922 ID: f609ed

>>133907
I'M DA WHITE MAN BIATCH
>>
No. 133923 ID: f609ed

>>133910
* 3*
>>
No. 133925 ID: ae2a57

"Human. Everyone around here's pretty nice. I've been trying to help people out here and there to get some money for my own place. I don't want to impose too much on the kindness of Max. Pull my own weight and all. He's a nice rabbit. Is there anything I might help you with, Elizabeth?"
>>
No. 133929 ID: 632862

>>133907
"Surely you can tell by your nose?"
>>
No. 133933 ID: 950529
File 126647036920.png - (102.56KB , 700x700 , 126.png )
133933

"I am a human, Elizabeth. I gather that you don't get many of my kind around here."
She stays silent for a moment, turning her head to me, but her eyes remain cast down.
>"No.. No, we don't. Are you really.. I-I apologize. This is the first time I've met a human, Garth. ..If it's not too much to ask.. may I touch you?"
>>
No. 133935 ID: d6a592

"European American"
>>
No. 133936 ID: 6faa8c

>>133933
"Certainly."
Remove hat first or risk misunderstandings.
>>
No. 133937 ID: 154253

>>133933
"No, it's not too much to ask. Of course you may, Elizabeth. You may touch me as much as you like."
>>
No. 133938 ID: 632862

>>133933
"Of course. You can touch me as much as you want."
>>
No. 133939 ID: c0f3bf

Well she's blind, so it only makes sense.
>>
No. 133940 ID: d6a592

sure why not
>>
No. 133941 ID: f609ed

>>133933
>may I touch you?
She's just BEGGING for a dicking
>>
No. 133942 ID: 7630d5

Don't be -too- forward with her, use your hand to guide her hand to your knee, or something.
>>
No. 133946 ID: 79fd87

"Of course. You can touch me as freely as you wish, Elizabeth."
>>
No. 133948 ID: 9e9b47

>>133933

Dude this is when you say yes, then whip your dick out and let her touch that
>>
No. 133949 ID: f52552

>>133942
Face. Let her touch your face.
>>
No. 133950 ID: ae2a57

"As you like. Would you like me to remove my hat?"
>>
No. 133952 ID: 817cd3

>>133949
I agree here.
>>
No. 133955 ID: 8f1880

>>133933

Keep in mind we have a date in less than an hour. We don't have time to get busy again and then deal with having to show up smelling like sex. Put the sex off for now. We can come back for that later.
>>
No. 133956 ID: 8b7db1

>>133910
I know you won't say this, but I love that someone DID.
>>
No. 133960 ID: bf02f4

>>133949
agreed. guide her hand, gently
>>
No. 133961 ID: 950529
File 126647132179.png - (101.62KB , 700x700 , 127.png )
133961

"Of course. You can touch me as much as you want."
She gets up and holds out a shaking hand. I lean my face into it. She palms my cheek and gets up from the sofa, stepping in front of me to touch my face with her other hand too.
A smile full of amazement forms on her face.
>"It's.. It's so smooth. There's almost no fur.."
She giggles, breaking her otherwise calm demeanour.
>"Oh, I- I apologize. I must be terribly rude. I.. I just have not touched any one in so long.. and to touch a human.. Forgive me."
>>
No. 133962 ID: c0f3bf

"My pleasure." Ask her why it's been so long.
>>
No. 133963 ID: 154253

>>133961
"No, it's quite alright. Your wonder is charming, like the rest of you."
>>
No. 133966 ID: d97d76

All joking aside, she seems a fairly refined type, not the sort one would expect to respond well to indecency in our current situation. Take your time with this one.
>>
No. 133967 ID: ba7c76

"There's nothing to forgive, ma'am."
Gentleman time.
>>
No. 133968 ID: 632862

>>133961
"There is no need to apologize. To touch, and to be touched, is something we all desire."
>>
No. 133969 ID: ae2a57

"There's nothing to be ashamed of, Elisabeth. Is there anything else you might like? Or anything I might help you with?"
>>
No. 133970 ID: 79fd87

>>133968
Smooth.
>>
No. 133972 ID: bf02f4

hold her hands and go for a hug.

(oh gawd, i feel bad. don't want garret playing with her feelings)
>>
No. 133978 ID: 950529
File 126647246519.png - (103.38KB , 700x700 , 128.png )
133978

"There is nothing to forgive, Elizabeth. To touch, and to be touched, is something we all desire. Rather, your wonder is charming, like all of you."
I put my hands on her arms and gently encourage her to explore my head further. She runs her hands along with bated breath.
>"You are charming yourself, Garth. And so kind. Oh- You have fur on the back of your head.. How peculiar.."
"Is there anything else you might like? Or anything I might help you with?"
>"..What I might like.. No, it would be too much to ask. I am already so happy that you are here, Garth. I have been so cold for so long, but with you here I feel like I'm warming up again inside."
Her touch becomes more forceful. I can't help myself from breathing faster.
She notices immediatly, halting her touch.
>"O-oh.. Am.. Am I scaring you?"
>>
No. 133979 ID: 154253

>>133978
"No, not scaring, something else -- something warmer. Please, tell me what it is you would like. I don't think it would be too much to ask."
>>
No. 133980 ID: 8f1880

>>133978

Don't do it, man! We have a schedule to keep here!

"No no, it's just...exhilarating, being touched by a woman as beautiful as yourself. But I'm afraid...that now I must go. Tomorrow I promise to come see you again. We can get better acquainted then."
>>
No. 133981 ID: 3381f2

>>133978

If you feel confident "No, quite the opposite, actually."

Otherwise "No, not at all."
>>
No. 133982 ID: ba7c76

>>133979
this.
>>
No. 133983 ID: 632862

>>133978
"Why would you scare me? You're not a ghost, are you?"
>>
No. 133984 ID: 7dae83

Hug her
>>
No. 133986 ID: f609ed

>>133978
SHE'S TRYING TO STEAL YOUR HAT
>>
No. 133993 ID: c0f3bf

It's true, you do have a lot to do today.
>>
No. 133994 ID: f609ed

>>133993
>It's true, you do have a lot to fuck today.
>>
No. 133998 ID: 950529
File 126647392237.png - (52.49KB , 700x700 , 129.png )
133998

"No no, it's just...exhilarating, being touched by a woman as beautiful as yourself."
>"Oh Garth.."
"Please, tell me what it is you would like. I don't think it would be too much to ask."
I slowly move my hands to her shoulder and gently pull her closer. She let's herself fall against me.
>"Please don't go again. I've been so alone, so cold, and you.. you have such a great glow about you. Please.. Please share your warmth with me. Garth.."
>>
No. 133999 ID: d6a592

i hope this ghost gives us a blowjob
>>
No. 134001 ID: 154253

>>133998
Feel up for another round, Garth? Or do you wanna rain-cheque on this nice dog? If you're up for it, I say give her a kiss. One hour is still plenty enough time. Otherwise, excuse yourself now and come back tomorrow.
>>
No. 134002 ID: c0f3bf

"You know I can't stay forever, but I promise I'll visit you all the time."

Give her cheek a little kiss.
>>
No. 134003 ID: 3416ec

>>134002

Voting for this.
>>
No. 134004 ID: 08588a
File 126647410729.jpg - (83.39KB , 500x551 , ghost-blowjob.jpg )
134004

>>133999
>>
No. 134005 ID: 632862

>>133998
"Again? What do you mean, I only just got here."
>>
No. 134006 ID: ae2a57

Recluse that hasn't felt the touch of a man in ages, or ghost that hasn't felt the touch of a man in ages? Either way, something says she needs it bad.

Fill that ghost's void and warm her up real good.
>>
No. 134007 ID: 8f1880

>>133998

"I'm sorry Elizabeth...but I said from the start that I could not stay long. But I promise you that I will return."

Kiss her forehead.
>>
No. 134009 ID: 79fd87

>>133998
Wait, wait... Go again? Strange.
"But Elizabeth, I've never been here before... But don't worry, that will soon change. I'll visit you often, if you'd like?"
>>
No. 134010 ID: 9e9b47

See how she responds to you trying to tickle the back of her throat with your tongue.
>>
No. 134014 ID: d6a592

dude you need to have sex with that ghost right now
>>
No. 134015 ID: 8f1880

"...What year is it?"
>>
No. 134020 ID: ba7c76

You can afford to stay for a little bit longer. You haven't been at this for more than a few minutes.

Also, the rat girl can wait. This one's way more adorable.
>>
No. 134021 ID: 817cd3

>>133998
Again?
>>
No. 134033 ID: 950529
File 126647527221.png - (63.88KB , 700x700 , 130.png )
134033

"I can't stay, Elizabeth.. but I'll warm you the best I can."
>"Please.."
I push her slightly away from me and press my lips against her. She pushes hers into mine, her cold and wet nose rubbing against my cheek.
I slip some tongue in there and aw yeah, this one is way more eager than the last.
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No. 134036 ID: f609ed

>>134033
fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her fuck her
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No. 134038 ID: 154253

>>134033
Well since we're going for it with what time we have, slip her gown off and get to 'warming' her tits.
>>
No. 134039 ID: 632862

>>134033
Feel her up a bit.
>>
No. 134040 ID: ba7c76

I don't feel quite as bad about this one.
Probably because she initiated it.
>>
No. 134042 ID: 3416ec

>>134038

Alert! Current spermatozoa level: low!
>>
No. 134048 ID: ba7c76

>>134042
Eh, he'll be fine.
Observe: he's a male character drawn in the manga style which means he's got unlimited jizz anyway.
>>
No. 134050 ID: ae2a57

>>134020
Rat girl's six o'clock. Fran's five. Either way, I'm sure we've got time.
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No. 134053 ID: 8f1880

>>134033

Get your ass moving. Promise her you'll come back.
>>
No. 134055 ID: ba7c76

>>134050
Oh, right.
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No. 134059 ID: 934ef5

>>134033
Try to do more caressing instead of just fondling and thrusting, poor girl needs some tenderness.

You're still going to wreck that shit of course.
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No. 134064 ID: 950529
File 126647687752.png - (75.74KB , 700x700 , 131.png )
134064

Bro, I am pro at fondling before wrecking. You gotta prepare that behind or the ramming will chafe.
I slip that gown off her shoulder and begin fondling her breasts, as I kiss down her neck. She wriggles around on my lap, holding my hand and head.

Yeah, I can wreck this within the hour, easy.
>>
No. 134065 ID: 154253

>>134064
Slip your hands down to start on her nethers and get a bit of nipple nibble while you're at it.
>>
No. 134067 ID: f609ed

ohhhhhhhhhhh fuck it's Elly's dead grandmother or something
>>
No. 134068 ID: 45be60

>>134065
aww man, yer gonna need a shower and change of clothes AGAIN.
>>
No. 134069 ID: f609ed

>>134065
this this this
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No. 134071 ID: 8f1880

>>134064

You'd better be right about this, Garth.
>>
No. 134072 ID: d6a592

careful son I hear ghost pussy's mighty cold
>>
No. 134074 ID: 8f1880

>>134072

It's like you're fucking a creamsicle that's just died.
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No. 134087 ID: 950529
File 126647798228.png - (74.04KB , 700x700 , 132.png )
134087

I slip my hand to her netherregions, one to get in there, and one to massage the back, and NOPE, this is warm, alright. Hot and moist like any other lovepit.
Her breathing instantly speeds up and goes ragged, her chest rising against my face with each breath as I nibble away on her titties.
With one hand she holds my head, but-- What's this? The other hand is going to my nether regions!
Aw yeah, bros, this is going wickedly well. I'll make all my appointments on time, easy.
>>
No. 134089 ID: ba7c76

Alright, well now you can scratch "GHOST" off your to-do list.
>>
No. 134091 ID: c0f3bf

Take your clothes off, you don't want to have to change AGAIN.
>>
No. 134093 ID: d6a592

GOOD DOG.
>>
No. 134096 ID: 3416ec

>>134089

I think we've established that she's no goast.
>>
No. 134097 ID: f609ed

>>134091
YES TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
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No. 134099 ID: 154253

>>134087
Yeah, you should probably slip out of your own clothes as she gets more into it. But yeah, this is going awesomely. Hm, see if you can actually get a blowjob out of this. Ask her if she wants to taste your warmth, ease her into it.
>>
No. 134107 ID: ba7c76

>>134096
yeah that was posted before I saw>>134087

Scratch that.
>>
No. 134115 ID: 934ef5

>>134099
Seconding this. It will also give you opportunity to undress without breaking pace.
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No. 134117 ID: 950529
File 126647918981.png - (44.32KB , 700x700 , 133.png )
134117

I pull my head and hands back to take off my clothes. In turn Elizabeth rubs her body against mine with eager motions.
"Would you like to taste the warmth?"
She nods lightly. I place my hand on her head and gently guide her down to my member. She catches on quickly and takes the entirety of it into her mouth, without much effort due to her long snout I guess. Well, it still feel FUCKING GOOD, AW YEAH!
I keep my hand on her head to guide the rythem at which she moves back and forth.

Hey, you know, if I just give her a good shot to eat then that should warm her up enough for my next visit tomorrow, and I won't smell like sex as much, and I can easily make it to my meal on time. Man, what a perfect plan. Good thinking!
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No. 134118 ID: 154253

>>134117
Why thank you. And that's not a bad idea either. Yep, go for the shot, but reciprocate on her nethers with your hands as best you can from that position. Switch the position up to get a taste of her if you want, but damn this is a good situation all-round.
>>
No. 134120 ID: 8f1880

>>134117

Dude...you got it maaaaaade.
>>
No. 134122 ID: d6a592

welcome to BLOWZONE
>>
No. 134123 ID: 3416ec

...I got nothin'. ┐(>△<。)┌
>>
No. 134125 ID: f609ed

>>134118
and also show us your nudity >>
>>
No. 134126 ID: c0f3bf

>>134118
Indeed, you only have to wash your hands and she gets something nice~
>>
No. 134127 ID: 934ef5

>>134118
>get a taste of her if you want
That sorta defeats the purpose of "not smelling like sex".
Just give her a bit more with your hands, I'm sure you know what to do. So long as it isn't a sudden stop and you're sweet about it she'll be waiting happily until you come back.

By the way, if you don't make any plans after seeing the mouse girl you can come back sooner. You aren't going to SAY you'll be back tonight, but if you do she'll be all the more pleased.
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No. 134131 ID: 950529
File 126648043465.png - (61.29KB , 700x700 , 134.png )
134131

Yeah, come on, dude! I'm not gonna munch a muffin when I got a date. What if I end up with some pubic hair in my teeth, or my kisses taste like vagina?
No can do, man.
I'm just gonna dump my load in this bitch's mouth, lay her on the sofa for a nice nap after her meal and I'm outta here.
>>
No. 134132 ID: 154253

>>134131
Works for me. Go for it, my man.
>>
No. 134134 ID: 3416ec

>>134131

Ha ha! You're a douche, Garth!
>>
No. 134135 ID: 476456

Hey now, you wouldnt want her to curse you would you?
>>
No. 134137 ID: 632862

>>134131
She looks slightly distressed there. She's not struggling is she?
>>
No. 134138 ID: c0f3bf

So what do you think of the bitches you fuck anyway? And I don't mean how good they are in bed. Or in chairs as the case may be.
>>
No. 134139 ID: 8f1880
 

Needs mood music.
>>
No. 134141 ID: ba7c76

>>134137
no, that's what a blowjob looks like. She's being enthusiastic.
>>
No. 134147 ID: 934ef5

>>134131
Just saying you gotta leave her nice and happy and expecting you back, so say some sweetness before you head out.
>>
No. 134148 ID: 950529
File 126648114936.png - (192.77KB , 700x700 , 135.png )
134148

Man, I love women. If I didnt I wouldn't be fucking them. I'm here to make women feel good, and theyre there to make me feel good.
No hearts have to be broken, bro. Just gotta plan it right.
Like I'm doing.
Oh yeah.

You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk~
Music loud and women warm, I've been kick around since I've been born~
Nah nah nahhh nah nah~
Doop doo doo~

HA HA HA HAAA STAYING ALIIIVVVEEEE~~

>>
No. 134151 ID: 8f1880

>>134148

STRIKE A POSE!
>>
No. 134160 ID: c0f3bf

Sounds good mate, hungry yet?
>>
No. 134162 ID: 950529
File 126648170562.png - (147.55KB , 700x700 , 136.png )
134162

Strike a pose? Didn't I have somewhere to go?
It's 4:44PM.
>>
No. 134163 ID: 632862

>>134162
Yep, in 15 minutes it'll be time to go to Fran's. Wash your hands first, they've been dippin' in the love sauce.
>>
No. 134166 ID: 8f1880

>>134162

Ah...*ahem* Right, right. Let's get a move on then.
>>
No. 134167 ID: ae2a57

Do you think Fran will still be okay with it? Perhaps it's a time to play it civil and not do anything at dinner unless she starts it.
>>
No. 134173 ID: 476456

you should probably run.
>>
No. 134174 ID: ba7c76

Garth, advance!
>>
No. 134183 ID: 950529
File 126648355394.png - (133.88KB , 700x700 , 136-pause.png )
134183

>>
No. 134218 ID: 34bf08

This is going way too well, BRACING FOR SHITSTORM.
>>
No. 134224 ID: 8ecfd4

>>134183
Hey Garth. You should add Turkey girl to that list.
>>
No. 134232 ID: 3b87aa

We should return to her tomorrow, bring her a present to apologize for leaving her so suddenly, as we had other matters to attend to.
>>
No. 134254 ID: 79fd87

>>134232
Definitely flowers that smell good. Something that appeals to more than sight.

So, crongrats on being on your second day and second victory. Who would have thought it would've gone so fast? You should probably dedicate tomorrow morning to finding a job, though. Perhaps from a store-running raccoon guy?
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No. 134268 ID: f609ed

>>134254
sweetpeas are my favorite, but don't make a good bouquet, so go with lillies
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No. 134270 ID: 950529
File 12665283811.png - (82.81KB , 700x700 , 137.png )
134270

Alright, I stroll down to the fishshack and knock.
Fran opens the door. She looks at me a little startled.
>"G-Garth.. You would still like to come to dinner?"
>>
No. 134271 ID: 9d07d9

Well, of course.
>>
No. 134272 ID: e69635

>>134254
I agree we should find a steady flow of income.

Money is the way to a womans heart. We have the rest of forever to fuck all da bitchez.
>>
No. 134273 ID: f609ed

>>134270
something like "I promised didn't I?" if he promised, or "I said I would~"
>>
No. 134274 ID: 632862

>>134270
"I would like to... but I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable."
>>
No. 134275 ID: e69635

>>134270
"Why not?"
>>
No. 134276 ID: f609ed

>>134272
not all women want money, some just want to be loved ; ;
>>
No. 134278 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134270
"Is that alright? I hope we can still be friends, you're so interesting and fun to be around. I still want to make lots of mammories--memories with you."
>>
No. 134280 ID: 8f1880

>>134270

"When I make a promise, I keep it."
>>
No. 134282 ID: 950529
File 126653009895.png - (95.93KB , 700x700 , 138.png )
134282

"Is that alright? I hope we can still be friends, you're so interesting and fun to be around. I still want to make lots of mammories--memories with you."
Her tense expressions softens.
>"Me too. Come in."

The inside of the wooden house is quite small, but cozy. Everything is made from dark wood and looks handcrafted.
Fran sets me down at the table across from a disgruntled old cat.
>"Pops, this is Garth. He just moved in. Garth, that's my father, Hiigari Masaki--"
>"Ebenezer! Boku wa Ebenzer Hiigari. We are in western world now, Francisca!"
>"Alright, pops. Ebenezer."

She leaves to the kitchen for a moment, returning with a single pot of stew.

>"So who are you? What do you do? Where are you from? What did your parents do?"
>"Pops, be a bit more polite, a'ight?"
>"Quiet, you, I am asking boy a question."
>>
No. 134283 ID: e69635

>>134282
Be honest. Just tell him you just moved up and are actively seeking a job.

Also, be very polite and ALWAYS say thank you, after everything they do for you, compliment the meal... etc. etc.
>>
No. 134285 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134282
Start talking about yourself until you get inevitably interrupted. Throw in lots of uguus and unyuus when you talk, to be respectful to Hard Gay.
>>
No. 134286 ID: 445c48

>>134283
Second. And get your mind off tits. He seems like he would catch you. Should be easy, since you've already got laid.

Quick, think of Baseball.
>>
No. 134287 ID: 354f83

Good questions.

Remember, be like a good handshake firm yet polite. Strength and respect need not be mutually exclusive.
>>
No. 134288 ID: 632862

>>134282
Be honest here; any boldfaced lies you tell will have to be repeated to everyone. It's easier to keep track of the truth.

If you're uncomfortable about certain facts, gloss over them or try to omit things.
>>
No. 134290 ID: a8f261

Be polite and respectful, and as truthful as you can. You're looking to make a life here in Funkytown, you're just finding your feet and getting to know people so far, and are also looking for work so you can pay your own way.

Make a positive comment on the handcrafted furniture - it's possible the old guy made it himself, in which case compliment his work.

Showing yourself to be well-mannered and respectable is the way to go here.
>>
No. 134294 ID: 950529
File 126653120861.png - (88.02KB , 700x700 , 139.png )
134294

"Well, Garret Redwick is my full name. I'm almost 22 years old. I came here looking for a new life. So far I've been just meeting people and looking for work."
>"What is education? Where you from? Why leave?"
I notice Fran is also looking at me full of interest.
"Well, I finished highschool. I'm fro--"




They continue looking at me in silence.
There is no interruption.
The tension in the air slowly tightens.
>>
No. 134295 ID: 8ecfd4

>>134294
The working class district of Karlstown.
>>
No. 134296 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134294
"BE RIGHT BACK."
>>
No. 134297 ID: a8f261

Since we've never got to hear it for ourselves we can't really help you here, chum.
>>
No. 134298 ID: 1963d1

>>134294
Quick make something up!
The first thing that comes into your head!
>>
No. 134299 ID: 934ef5

>>134294
Say you haven't had the opportunity to progress further than that yet, because of whatever your story is. Do state a respectable field of interest you'd like to enter, if possible something you know more than jack squat about.
>>
No. 134302 ID: 3416ec

>>134298

Uh... your former employer was a T-Rex and wanted to eat you. Since this clearly was an OSHA violation, you tried to find work elsewhere but your former boss had you blacklisted and tried to have his pterodactyl minions eviscerate you. So you fled here, to the island, since Tyrannosauruses can't swim.
>>
No. 134304 ID: 8ecfd4

>>134295
Continuation: After working for a few years you decided that you wanted to see and experience the world. Eventually you ran out of money and you came to Funkytown because the cab driver had a friend there that would let you stay if you worked for him. Now you're trying to decide wheter you want to stay or move on once you have enough cash.
>>
No. 134307 ID: 40dc56

you're from radville, you are saving money for college, you left because you were tired of city life.
>>
No. 134310 ID: 8f1880

>>134294

Spill it.
>>
No. 134311 ID: 950529
File 126653218772.png - (91.02KB , 700x700 , 140.png )
134311

"--the working district of Karlstown. My boss wanted to.. get intimate with me, so I left, but he blacklisted me. Unable to find work elsewhere, I signed onto the first tanker heading out of port, and ended up here."
There is a silence again. I think I impressed 'em.

They pick up their spoons and begin eating the stew.
>"Hm. That is very terrible. You make good start here now. Hiiragi household welcomes you."
>"Yeah. Until you got a job you can come eat here every day, man."
"Thank you, I really appreciate it. And this is such a wonderful house too. The woodwork is amazing. As is the food."
Fran blushes a little.
>"Thanks."
>"I made house with my own hands. I come here after revolution with my wife, when the land was cheap. Make new start, like you."
>>
No. 134313 ID: e69635

>>134311
I guess we have a lot in common, you and I?


Start hitting on the husband.
>>
No. 134314 ID: f609ed

Compliment him. It's not just a way to get on his good side, but if he really did build this house even you have to admit that's pretty amazing.
Just say that you respect his sheer independent determination and the quality of his craftsmanship or something, which is true.

I mean I'm sure a guy like him is generally humble but you can manage a humble compliment, can't you?
>>
No. 134315 ID: 8ecfd4

>>134311
Tell him that you're impressed by the workmanship as well as his ability to make something for himself in a foreign country. And mention that it's always nice to hear stories of succes and that you hope to be able to tell ones of your own in the future.
>>
No. 134316 ID: 40dc56

stick your dick in the stew
>>
No. 134317 ID: 934ef5

>>134313
>Start hitting on the husband.
The father you mean. Poor choice of words either way mate, but that's the right idea. Just keep up the honest hardworking bit, and you'll be fine.
>>
No. 134319 ID: 3416ec

>>134311

Emphasize how much you wish to visit Japan some day.
>>
No. 134320 ID: 632862

>>134311
Ask about the revolution.
>>
No. 134323 ID: f609ed

"I just like Japan period."
Turns out he's from Korea or something.
>>
No. 134327 ID: 8f1880

>>134311

"You must be a very disciplined man."
>>
No. 134328 ID: 6faa8c

>"I made house with my own hands. I come here after revolution with my wife, when the land was cheap. Make new start, like you."

He is officially awesome.
>>
No. 134330 ID: 934ef5

>>134320
Good idea, but be careful if he starts telling stories he might be able to go on for hours. Keep an eye on the time and mention that you have an errand. Be seen as responsible, rather than rude.
>>
No. 134331 ID: 3416ec

>>134323

Boku wa Ebenzer Hiigari does not sound like a Korean phrase.
>>
No. 134335 ID: 1963d1

> He comes from Japan.
> He lived through a revolution.
> He Is trying to make a new start.
> He is honorable.

This guy is an ex-samurai. Ask him if he can show you how to cut somebody clean in half.
>>
No. 134337 ID: 950529
File 126653323589.png - (93.57KB , 700x700 , 141.png )
134337

Awesome idea! If I ask this old dude about shit, I don't have to talk myself. That's great.
"Wow, that is amazing. Both your craftsmanship and the ability to establish yourself in a foreign country like that. It's great that the revolution gave you the opportunity to do that."
>"Yes, me and my wife escape poverty like that. I bought valley and make many houses and sell for good profit. But then in '86 big company come and force me out of valley to build big hotel. Now this is only house I made left. But it's okay. It's very peaceful."
"That is good to hear."
>>
No. 134342 ID: 3416ec

>>134337
>>big company come and force me out of valley to build big hotel.

DAMN THE MAN AND HIS CAPITALISM!
>>
No. 134343 ID: 8f1880

>>134337

Ask him if he knows anything about that Elizabeth girl at the old house.
>>
No. 134346 ID: a8f261

It might be worth asking if they need any help looking after the store or suchlike - no need to mention that you showed up and the old guy was taking a nap, that'd probably embarrass him. But taking the initiative in looking for work should help give a good impression, and if it means you get to hang around with Fran more then that's even better.
>>
No. 134347 ID: 934ef5

>>134343
Ah no I wouldn't bring her up, that just invites questions. Just let the man talk about his experiences.
>>
No. 134349 ID: 3416ec

Also, whatever you do, don't call him "pops."
>>
No. 134353 ID: 950529
File 126653381894.png - (91.57KB , 700x700 , 142.png )
134353

"Do you know anything about the old mansion to the north of the valley?"
>"Yes, is real old and ugly. Is so old it predates the communist revolution. Is older than the houses on Buccaneer Road. And it is falling apart. The mayor should bulldoze it or rats will breed there."
>"Come on, pops, it's a piece of history. You can't just doze it."
>"Then someone needs to take care of it! All people who took care of mansion died already. Last one was old lady Palmer. Now no one goes to mansion anymore and it is awful looking."
"What about the girl that lives there, Elizabeth Montenegro?"
>"What? No one live in mansion. It is old and dirty. You shouldn't listen to ghoststories."
>>
No. 134354 ID: 3416ec

>>134349

Nevermind.
>>
No. 134356 ID: e69635

>>134353
GHOST BLOWJOB

at least we don't have to worry about fucking a dog.

That ghost is a dog right?
>>
No. 134357 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134353
She was probably homeless and moved in quietly when it was empty. People must not know or care about a blind homeless girl living in an old abandoned mansion, explaining why people wouldn't know about her or visit her.
>>
No. 134358 ID: 445c48

>>134353
I FUCKING KNEW IT.

"Perhaps someone has been squatting there? I swear I've seen a dog-woman [Or whatever the hell is the appropriate term] up around there."

Alternatively say something about maybe you'll help clean it up, it's a nice place. Because you better go back and help clean it up.
>>
No. 134360 ID: 632862

>>134353
I think we should try cleaning up the mansion in our free time. It'd be a shame if such a nice building got destroyed due to neglect.

Elizabeth sure can't do it; she's blind. And probably a ghost.
>>
No. 134364 ID: 934ef5

>>134353
...We're still going back there and wrecking it.
>>
No. 134365 ID: 0d3ec0

SHUSH! They don' need to know more!
We can discover more about this ghost when we go there. Hmn. Why do I feel Ellen might now something?
>>
No. 134369 ID: 950529
File 126653437396.png - (91.87KB , 700x700 , 143.png )
134369

Bros, I can head back after meeting mousegirl and see what's what.

"Ah, I see. Hm, perhaps I should look into cleaning the mansion."
>"Yes, that is good idea. You should talk to mayor for permission. Maybe even funding, if you start a volunteer group."
>"Hey, I'd join."
>>
No. 134371 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134369
"I think I'd like to do it myself, I'd like to fix it up alone with my own hands, your father has inspired me."
>>
No. 134373 ID: 3416ec
File 126653457961.jpg - (20.61KB , 300x224 , peter-venkman-ghostbusters.jpg )
134373

"Come in... Ray. It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me."
>>
No. 134377 ID: a8f261

>>134371

I wouldn't outright reject her suggestion, as that might feel like a snub. But similarly, taking strangers into the house might not be for the best, depending on the truth about the mysterious dog girl. That'll need further investigation.

Maybe just say you'll check it out with the mayor and let Fran know how that goes.
>>
No. 134378 ID: 950529
File 126653519695.png - (81.88KB , 700x700 , 144.png )
134378

"That's a good idea. Ah, but I'll look into it myself first. I don't want to burden anyone and besides, your work has inspired me."
>"Hm, yes, good."
>"Yeah, that's a good idea."

Before I realize it, everyone has finished their meal. Ebenezer gets off his chair and shuffles to the living room area.
>"I'm taking my nap."
>"Alright, pops."
Fran begins clearing the table.
>"You had to be somewhere, right?"

It's 5:30PM.
>>
No. 134381 ID: a64482

"I'd have to check with the mayor, and inspect the house before I do anything, I couldn't bring myself to take you into the building until I'm sure it's safe."
>>
No. 134382 ID: e69635

>>134378
Tell her that you should be off.

Give her a kiss on the cheek as you go
>>
No. 134385 ID: 8f1880

>>134378

"Thanks for the food. Your pops is a nice guy."
>>
No. 134390 ID: 8ecfd4

>>134378
Tell her that you have some place to be but you can sit and talk with her a bit before you go. Maybe have drink in companionable silence before you have to go.
>>
No. 134392 ID: a8f261

>>134378

Help Fran clear up the dishes. You've got enough time to do that, and maybe talk to her without her father present.

Reiterate that you're sorry about the awkwardness earlier on, and wouldn't want it to spoil anything. Thank her for inviting you into her home, and look forward to being able to repay the favour somehow.

Be sincere and up-front.
>>
No. 134394 ID: 0d3ec0

>>134381
No need to kiss his ass.
>>
No. 134399 ID: 632862

>>134392
This sounds pretty good.
>>
No. 134423 ID: 950529
File 126653708489.png - (113.54KB , 700x700 , 145.png )
134423

"Let me give you a hand."
>"Thanks."
I help her take the dishes to the kitchen. She begins to wash them, and I take the initiative to dry them.
We stand next to eachother in silent for a moment.

"Listen, uhm.. I'm really sorry about earlier today... And I really appreciate that you are still willing to be my friend. Thank you. And thank you for the food, and letting me come over. I look forward to returning the favor somehow."
She takes a moment before she answers.
"It's not that.. Hmm.. See, I am pretty flattered that you think that way, 'n I appreciate yer honesty.. It's just that it's hard not to feel like the only reason you want to get close is for, well, sex."
>>
No. 134428 ID: d97d76

>>134423
Well, she's got you there.
>>
No. 134430 ID: 3416ec

>>134423

Busted.
>>
No. 134432 ID: 8ecfd4

>>134423
Tell her that it's more to it than that. She makes no demands on you and you can simply be quiet and still comfortable with her. Something like that is worth alot.
>>
No. 134433 ID: cfad4e

"Shit. I mean, of course not."
>>
No. 134434 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134423
"I can't deny that I am attracted to you, but my attraction isn't just sexual. I like being with you, and would still like to be friends even with no chance at sex."
>>
No. 134435 ID: 7dae83

If you have time go to mr.Fox's store and try blackmail him for money
>>
No. 134436 ID: e3f578

"Ah, city folk like me just go very fast that its almost absurd. I blame the traffic, really."
>>
No. 134437 ID: 8f1880

>>134423

"You're my friend, Fran. You're one of the most chill folks I know. It'd take a real douchebag to just look at you as another pair of tits."
>>
No. 134438 ID: 3416ec

>>134436

"And the internet."

*cough cough*
>>
No. 134439 ID: 0d3ec0

Yeah, with titscat -- Imean, Elaine being an available target, we don' need to put all our coins in doing the nasty with this one.

Specially if she could see trough our disguise.
>>
No. 134452 ID: 934ef5

>>134423
Say something like:
"Sex? It's not about sex, its about warmth and feeling and living. I see strength and sense in you far greater than most women, along with a gentle girl in need of not only a friend but someone to let her know she's beautiful. I'd like to be that friend, and if you allow more than that I'd be honored."

...You may want to tone it back a little, actually.
>>
No. 134467 ID: a8f261

>>134434

Pretty much this. Although rather than "even with no chance at sex" part just say "whatever you decide". Leaving it open for her to think things over, like.
>>
No. 134482 ID: 950529
File 126653903237.png - (106.71KB , 700x700 , 146.png )
134482

Ooh, nice.

"I.. Well, you already know how attracted I am to you, but it's not just physically. You are.. a great person, and I really enjoy being with you. It's so strange to imagine that people avoid you, or neglect to compliment your beauty. I'd like to change that, whether you want more, or not."
She sighs, and her blush grows.
>"So.. What am I supposed to think, Garth.. Do you want to be my friend with possible benefits, or do you want to be my friend and.. grow into my real, long time partner? I'd.. I'd like to be clear. I need to know how to feel."
>>
No. 134484 ID: 3416ec

>>real, long time partner?

Go with this go with this!
>>
No. 134485 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134482
BABE I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO FEEL
W/ MY DICK
also the second one i think!!!!
>>
No. 134487 ID: f609ed

>>134482
she seems to want commitment, buddy
>>
No. 134489 ID: 632862

>>134482
"I don't know yet. It's probably too early to commit myself, we've only just met."
>>
No. 134490 ID: 445c48

"Whichever would make you happier."
>>
No. 134491 ID: 1963d1

>>134487

>commitment

RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
>>
No. 134492 ID: 0d3ec0

>>134482
Well, we know what you want. But should we tell the truth?

I say yes. Friend with benefits. All friendships are based on truths; all courtships are based on lies.

Sides, if she gets offended, we have titscat.
>>
No. 134493 ID: f609ed

Garth have you ever even thought about settling down
I know you wanna fuck bitches but what about the future

She seems like a real nice girl
>>
No. 134495 ID: f609ed

Anyway don't lie
You're gonna absolutely crush her if you tell her you're up for a relationship and you're not.
So either man up and think about a relationship seriously or don't give her false hope.
>>
No. 134496 ID: 0d3ec0

Sides, if she's looking for commitment, she should be looking for a cat. Imean, how your kids would look like...
>>
No. 134498 ID: d97d76

She's asking you a damn serious question here. I know your goal is simply poon and I know you're accustomed to "love 'em and leave 'em", but if you lie about this and end up taking off you are a horrible human being.

Is it worth the commitment? I think you should decide that for yourself.
>>
No. 134503 ID: 934ef5

>>134484
That... that is dangerous territory. But so is the other option... you want to emphasize you want her to be happy, and maybe you are or maybe you aren't the one who can keep her happy forever. But you know you can make her happy now, and in every way you can and for as long as you can.

You can't promise forever so soon, but you won't sell yourself short when it can be so much more. In any case give her something to think on, it should keep her open to a bit of non-committal fun without feeling like she's just being used.
>>
No. 134505 ID: 8f1880

>>134482

"I'd say most likely the former."
>>
No. 134506 ID: a8f261

Honesty is the best course with this girl. That said, I don't know that we can help you with this one - really, it depends on what you feel.

Obviously you've not found your real long-time partner yet, but who knows, maybe Fran could fit the bill. If you don't give it a shot then you'll never find out.

Maybe just say you'd like to start as good friends and see where it goes from there. If stuff happens, good; if it doesn't happen, it's still good.

I'd strongly recommend you get your fuck-quest over and done with before you get serious with Fran, though - I very much doubt she'd take it well if you said you were looking for something long-term and then went around boning every other girl in town.
>>
No. 134507 ID: 632862

>>134489
I'm going to clarify my suggestion here: Don't you fucking lie about this.
>>
No. 134508 ID: 934ef5

>>134496
I get the impression that half breeds just don't happen here. Or there'd be lots of ambiguous looking animal people with varying degrees of furriness running about.
>>
No. 134510 ID: 950529
File 126653991849.png - (107.28KB , 700x700 , 147.png )
134510

Man, I really don't want to break her heart, but I'm also really not ready to settle down yet. Yeah, alright, fine, I guess it's just the honest way then.

"Whichever makes you happier."
Well, kind of~
>"Be honest, Garth."
..Oh.
"..I.. I don't feel like I am ready to commit yet. I do want to get more intimate, just not.. Yeah, friends, possibly with benefits."

She laughs.

>"Phoo.. Oh, what a relief. I was seriously worried I was going to have to shoot you down. Ahh.. I really like you too, Garth, but as a friend. So let's just stick to being good friends, alright?"
"You got it, girl. And I'll be here when you want feel good."
>"Heh. I'm sure in a coupla years we'll be laughing about this."
>>
No. 134511 ID: a64482

>>134482
This one's a keeper, but be honest with her.

Would you like to settle down with her after you're done being a douche?

You could say that you're not sure if you're mature enough for a proper relationship, but when you are, you'd like it to be with someone like her. Or something.
>>
No. 134512 ID: 79fd87

>>134506
Something similar to this.

You're in a tricky situation. You don't want either of her answers, but yet you don't want to say 'let's just be friends for now' and thus friend-zone yourself.
Yet again, you want to be honest.
>>
No. 134515 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134510
"How about next time we get together I make some of my famous steamed hams?"
Finish up here and ditch dat bitch and flophouse some mouse.
>>
No. 134518 ID: 0d3ec0

Yea, change subject. Leave the conversation while you 're winning! xD
>>
No. 134519 ID: f609ed

>>134515
SKIIINNNNNNNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
No. 134521 ID: d97d76

>>134510
Well that's a nice resolution. And since your goal is simply "one of each race", there's always titscat. She seems an easier type.
>>
No. 134522 ID: 934ef5

>>134510
You did the right thing man. That wouldn't have ended well any other way.

There's plenty more pussy(cat) out there anyways.
>>
No. 134523 ID: 632862

>>134510
"Sure, if I wind up sticking around. I still can't make any promises about that... but things are looking good so far."
>>
No. 134527 ID: 934ef5

Check time, get going.
>>
No. 134538 ID: e69635

Now, when you bang everyone.

Take Fran whe you are all done.
>>
No. 134557 ID: 950529
File 126654170422.png - (123.24KB , 700x700 , 148.png )
134557

5:50PM. Better head over to the post office quickly.
"I hope so. Well, I better get going."
>"Alright, Garth. It was nice to have you."
"Thanks again for inviting me over."
>"And like I said, if you cant get dinner elsewhere just pop in again tomorrow."
"I'll keep it in mind, thank you, Fran. See ya."
>"See ya, man."

As I walk down the path in the cool evening breeze, Fran speaks again behind me.
>"Hey, Garth."
"Yeah?"
>"Since you've been nothing but honest, I'll confess something to.. ..It is pretty arousing to know how badly you want me. So.. We'll see. Good night, Garth."

She closes the door.

Score.
>>
No. 134559 ID: 934ef5

>>134557
You've got a gift man, what can I say.
>>
No. 134560 ID: 3416ec

>>134557

Now mosey on over to the post office.

And by "mosey" I mean "power walk."
>>
No. 134563 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134557
Moonwalk to the post office, it's faster than normal walking but you still look chill, unlike power walking which is decidedly unchill and makes you look like you're in a hurry.
>>
No. 134564 ID: 79fd87

>>134563
Moonwalking is too much effort. Just strut.
>>
No. 134565 ID: 950529
File 126654211686.png - (53.74KB , 700x700 , 149.png )
134565

I powermoonwalk through Electric Avenue. Due to my extra effort I make it on time.
The mouse gasps in surprise.
>"Y-you a-actually came."
>>
No. 134566 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134565
"NAH TOOTS NOT YET, OUR DATE HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET."
>>
No. 134567 ID: 9891a9

>>134565
"Of course I did, I made a promise didn't I?"
>>
No. 134568 ID: f98e0b

"Not yet I didn't."
>>
No. 134570 ID: 8f1880

>>134565

"When I make a promise, I keep it."
>>
No. 134571 ID: a8f261

"When I make a promise, I deliver."

Deliver, right? At the post office. Right?
>>
No. 134572 ID: e69635

"Anything for you!"
>>
No. 134578 ID: 575aa9

>>134565

Smoothcriminal.jpg
>>
No. 134584 ID: d97d76

>>134565
D'AAWWWW
>>
No. 134589 ID: e69635

I am hitting F5 at the speed of sound.
>>
No. 134592 ID: 950529
File 126654327420.png - (78.44KB , 700x700 , 150.png )
134592

"when i make a promise i deliver"

...Guys, having seen my other options it occurs to me how fucking disgusting these mice are.

>"Uhm.. Are you okay?"
>>
No. 134594 ID: 3416ec

>>134592

Oh come on, man. Give her a chance.
>>
No. 134596 ID: e69635

>>134592
I agree they aren't the BEST looking race out there, but she seems really sweet, girls like her are the kind you want to be with forever, you know?

Just give her a chance, she seems really interesting.
>>
No. 134597 ID: 1963d1

>>134592
When have you ever let standards get in the way before?
C'mon man.
>>
No. 134598 ID: 0d3ec0

A-HEMN.

One.
Of.
Each.
Species.

Man up, swallow down, and face your duty. Not gonna let you run from it.
>>
No. 134599 ID: 81e500

>>134571
Right!
Maybe she'll handle your package.
>>
No. 134600 ID: 6faa8c

For fuck's sake.

Man the fuck up, make her happy, move on. Jesus christ I thought we were dealing with someone with balls for once.
>>
No. 134601 ID: d97d76

>>134592
What, the 'introverted chick with glasses' look does nothing for you?
>>
No. 134602 ID: a64482

Ratgirls need love too. Are you a man on a mission or what?

Also, I bet she fucks like a tiger. You know how rodents are.
>>
No. 134603 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134592
You said ALL the bitches. How about fucking the mouse guy with the guns if you're really not feeling this mousegirl? BECAUSE THAT'S YOUR OTHER OPTION BUDDY. GET THE FUCK IN THERE.
>>
No. 134607 ID: e69635

>>134601
thats why I find her pretty sexy
>>
No. 134609 ID: 08588a

We could stick around a bit and see if her sister is better looking.
>>
No. 134611 ID: 632862

>>134592
She has a sister, too.

But uh... we made a promise, let's not break it.
>>
No. 134612 ID: a8f261

>>134592

In a shapeless sweater and dorky glasses, sure. It's unfair to pass judgement until you've seen what's underneath.

Besides, all the bitches means all the bitches.

Plus, she's pretty clearly got rock-bottom self-esteem, and if you show her some affection she'll treasure that for a long time. She's probably totally desperate, so you'll hardly have to work your charms at all.

On the downside, though, if you fuck her and dump her it'll probably break her, and that makes you a Grade A douchebag. Just be wary.
>>
No. 134614 ID: ba7c76

I bet she's into bondage, secretly.
Or something kinky like that. It's the quiet ones you have to look out for.
>>
No. 134615 ID: 1d375b

Ok got to get her glasses off and get her a makeover. Works in the movies right?
>>
No. 134616 ID: 154253

>>134592
Dude, dude, chill. She's the first one we've seen. And apparently her sister is showin' up. Just wait, get a look at that before continuing on. Besides man, you never know what she'll be like once we get that baggy-ass sweater off her. Be cool, be nice.

"Yes, I'm fine. It's just been a long first day in town for me. Thanks for agreeing to come with me after work too, it makes me feel more welcome here."
>>
No. 134617 ID: f609ed

>>134612
>On the downside, though, if you fuck her and dump her it'll probably break her, and that makes you a Grade A douchebag. Just be wary.
Like he CARES
>>
No. 134618 ID: 476456

what just because she's a little ugly she doesnt deserve no love?
>>
No. 134620 ID: 0d3ec0

>>134617
WE care!
>>
No. 134623 ID: 632862

>>134617
He does care, he doesn't want to break any hearts.

I say we find out if she wants to do anything, but ease up on the heavy flirting.
>>
No. 134632 ID: 83ae0b

Dude, you could try for the sisters-threesome. Don't pass this up.
>>
No. 134644 ID: 950529
File 126654506540.png - (83.97KB , 700x700 , 151.png )
134644

OKAY! Okay!
Okay, fine.
Fine.
Okay.
Okay.
Ugly fugs deserve love too.

..ugh..

"It's been the entire day since I've seen you, so when I laid eyes on you again... agh.."
>"Wh-what?"
"..I.. I have to fuck you. I don't want to, but.. It's stronger than me. I.. I just have to. I'm so sorry."
>"Wh.. Wh... Wha..."
"I'm not going to rape you, don't worry. I just.. I'm just feeling sick."
>"...Wha... F- f- fu-fuck m-me?"
"I'm afraid so."
>"But- but- but- y-you're so handsome a-and I'm just.. Wh-why?"
"I.. I just.. I just have to. I must."
>"C.. C.. Can I think about it?"
"Please don't feel obliged to anything. I.. I'll figure this out. It's just too overwhelming at the moment."
>"O-okay, uhm.. Well, my sister looks really like me so maybe you can fu- fu- fu- make love to her."
"Thanks for your concern. I appreciate it."
>"O-okay. I- I gotta go. I.. Bye!"

She runs through the door behind her.
>>
No. 134646 ID: d97d76

>>134644
WHAT
>>
No. 134647 ID: 154253

>>134644
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god Garth that was the funniest shit I've seen all day what the hell. I applaud you man, that was amazing. Okay, let's get a look at the sister.
>>
No. 134648 ID: d6a592

we didn't make the rules kid
>>
No. 134649 ID: 632862

>>134644
What just happened?
>>
No. 134650 ID: 3416ec
File 126654521464.jpg - (23.21KB , 450x338 , Oh_you!.jpg )
134650

>>134644

Silly Garret!
>>
No. 134653 ID: 8b7db1

>>134646
Too bad I don't have a 'wat' face image macro. But imagine I did.
>>
No. 134656 ID: 934ef5

What I WAS going to say:
>>134592
Come on man, she's cute as a button and I bet she makes the cutest little squeaks when she... yeah.

She probably does need to learn to clean and doll up a little, so maybe you can set up a private dinner date and she'll be a bit more presentable than now. For now just charm her.


And now:
>>134644
YOU FUCKER.

You better hope she doesn't go freaking out and talking to everyone, it could screw things up for you.
>>
No. 134660 ID: 8ce2bf

"SO IS THE DATE ON? WE DON'T HAVE TO FUCK OR ANYTHING YET."
"ALSO DO YOU WANT ME TO KEEP TALKING TO YOU WHILE YOU MASTURBATE?"
>>
No. 134661 ID: 0abb50

>>134644

You understand you probably just fucked yourself with that. Right?
>>
No. 134663 ID: f21281

Hey man. It's like with ugly chicks. They need love too.


They just gotta pay.
>>
No. 134664 ID: d97d76
File 126654548285.gif - (10.65KB , 640x480 , people of earth.gif )
134664

>>
No. 134665 ID: e69635

inb4 her sister looks/acts like the drunk rat.

Should have just went with her.
>>
No. 134666 ID: 8f1880
File 126654551373.jpg - (14.75KB , 470x252 , I Don\'t Even.jpg )
134666

>>134644
>>
No. 134671 ID: 0d3ec0

... what the FUCK did you do?!?!?!!
Have you forgotten this is a goddamn smalltown?!
>>
No. 134672 ID: 0abb50

>>134665

>inb4 Sister is a knockout one two that will break your tiny spirit.

I'm sensing some sort of epic dickery on that end. If not from the mouse's sister, then from someone else.
>>
No. 134673 ID: 0d3ec0

Dont you think she'll be there at the so-called welcome party where 'the other girls' are gonna be invited?
>>
No. 134675 ID: 1963d1

>>134644
Wow. Garth, man. You bombed that one pretty hard.
>>
No. 134676 ID: 950529
File 126654580957.png - (87.56KB , 700x700 , 152.png )
134676

I hear excited talking, muffled yelling, frantic whispering and movement and shuffling and things falling over behind the door.
After about ten minutes a woman bursts through and slams the door shut behind her. After making sure it's closed, she confidently strides up to me.

Her voice is considerably lower in tone.
>"Hey, sexy. I heard you were going to fu.. fu.. make love to my sister."
>>
No. 134677 ID: d6a592

iugly people get laid all the time but this isn't going to be one of those times
>>
No. 134678 ID: e69635
File 126654583932.jpg - (3.34KB , 217x99 , wat.jpg )
134678

...
>>
No. 134680 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134676
"If you want I could do both of you at the same time. Why don't you have your sister come out so I can get a good look at both of you?"
>>
No. 134681 ID: 0d3ec0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Ok, this is getting too hilarious.
>>
No. 134682 ID: e69635

>>134676
clearly its just her dressing up

call her out on it
>>
No. 134684 ID: 934ef5

>>134676
Oh. Swell.
Let's see you pull this one off champ.
I for one ain't helping you.
>>
No. 134686 ID: 3416ec

>>134676

"Well, I'm glad you ditched the frumpy sweater, but seriously. You ain't foolin' nobody."
>>
No. 134687 ID: d97d76

>>134676
Well this isn't in the least bit bizarre.

Also, ten minutes without so much as moving a muscle? Damn, man.
>>
No. 134689 ID: 1963d1

>>134676
Oh wait...
This is fine right?
>>
No. 134690 ID: 8f1880

>>134676

"You don't waste any time, do you?"
>>
No. 134691 ID: 887037

>>134676
There, not nearly as bad. Plain-looking, but she's not ugly.

Wait is that the same girl?
It is, isn't it.
>>
No. 134692 ID: e69635

Just bang her. The only thing about mice/rats is their ears.

if you can get pas that they are pretty cute.
>>
No. 134693 ID: 154253

>>134676
"I.. do have this... need. But she ran off on me so suddenly. I don't know what to do now."

Try not to keep the 'wat' expression on too much longer.
>>
No. 134694 ID: d31d16

>>134644
Maybe she IS her sister. Multiple personality get.
>>
No. 134696 ID: 817cd3

>>134676
Garth... you are a bastard at tim-- wait no... correcting that... you're just a bastard.
>>
No. 134698 ID: d6a592

well at least she has a sense of humor
>>
No. 134699 ID: d31d16

>>134676
"Sure am. Glad she decided to slip into something more comfortable and come back."
>>
No. 134700 ID: e69635

Fuck this, I like her the best!

Sorry Garth, but its either her or max
>>
No. 134701 ID: 950529
File 126654623427.png - (90.19KB , 700x700 , 153.png )
134701

........what


"...If you want I could do both of you at the same time. Why don't you have your sister come out so I can get a good look at both of you?"
>"...Err errrr I don't think she'd be into that! She's quite a prude, you see. Ha, yes, she's a saint. We're polar opposites. Uhm, not that I'm a slut! I-I just want to get fucked by you-- I MEAN! I mean, err-- You know, so, let's, uh-- How about we go somewhere else?"
>>
No. 134703 ID: e69635

>>134701
NO, fuck her on the table.
>>
No. 134704 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134701
"You know I think I liked your sister better."
>>
No. 134706 ID: 3416ec

>>How about we go somewhere else?

Sure. Let's mosey on into the back room. That should be private enough.
>>
No. 134707 ID: 8f1880

>>134701

"You know, you're a really bad liar. What's with the multiple personalities mumbo jumbo?"
>>
No. 134708 ID: 154253

>>134701
Okay man, it may not appear so to you, but this is fucking gold. Ask her if she's got a place you can go back to and get cozy at.
>>
No. 134709 ID: 9d07d9

Use this as an opportunity to convince her that she doesn't need to pretend to be someone she isn't. Say you like her just the way she is.

Then fuck her.
>>
No. 134710 ID: 1963d1

>>134708
Yeah, seriously man, why do you look so bored?
This one's practically begging, liven up a little.
>>
No. 134712 ID: 887037

>>134701
She has a nice flavor of inferiority complex. At my guess, no one has ever paid attention to her, and her father is probably that drunk. He might be abusing her, if only verbally.

Just make her happy and get it over with. Don't hate because she isn't a bombshell, you douche.
>>
No. 134713 ID: ba7c76

...Just humor her.
>>
No. 134714 ID: 0d3ec0

Awwww, you're smiling.
Seeee? Be as shallow as you want, but everyone has a redeeming quality. Hers happen to be ... that shes a terribly amusing person to mess with, I guess.
>>
No. 134715 ID: d97d76

Is there any quick and easy way to test her eyesight? I'd imagine she's having a bit more difficulty seeing without those glasses.

And calling her out on this could be the most fun we've had in ages.
>>
No. 134717 ID: 0abb50

>>134701

I like this chick. She's fucking loopy, and funny to boot.

You should play nice and try and help her doctor herself up a bit. Powder her nose and what not.

Also, Captain Obvious should probably state this.

>Mouse is samefag.
>>
No. 134718 ID: 934ef5

>>134701
Oh god FINE.
Look, what you should say is you wanted to help her out because she looks like she needs a good dicking. But she isn't even trying to look good or anything, and I just kinda pussied out.

...See if you can't pull a threesome out of this yet.
>>
No. 134720 ID: ba7c76

>>134712
There is no father. She pretends to be that guy, too.
>>
No. 134723 ID: 817cd3

>>134701
I would suggest trying to improve her self-esteem or something?
>>
No. 134728 ID: d31d16

>>134701
Don't look so down. this girl's pent up as hell. I bet she'll do ~anything~ once things heat up.
>>
No. 134736 ID: a64482

>>134728
B... but she poops from there!
>>
No. 134739 ID: e69635

Cut her ears off, then do her.
>>
No. 134740 ID: 950529
File 126654726196.png - (73.18KB , 700x700 , 154.png )
134740

Yeah, alright, she does seem pretty into it..
I put my hand on her cheek and make her face me.

"Really now.. Why the charade?"
>"Wh-what? I don't know what you mean!"
"You're not fooling any one. Why are you pretending to be someone else?"
>"..B.. Because I don't want everyone to think I'm a slut."
Suddenly tears begin to flow freely from her eyes.
>"I.. I'm giving into casual sex. I don't even know your name. Hahaha.. I guess I'm so pent up. Oh god.. I disgust myself.. Ha ha ha.. Uhuhhhghh.."
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No. 134741 ID: abd8f5

>>134736
Not right now she doesn't!
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No. 134743 ID: e69635

>>134740
say that casual sex is normal and you don't think of her "lowly" or whatever. Reword it if you want. Just tell her she isn't a slut.
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No. 134744 ID: 9d07d9

It's only natural. The people around you are more into that sort of thing than you realize~
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No. 134745 ID: d97d76

>>134740
"Call me Garth."
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No. 134746 ID: e69635

>>134740
I forgot to mention, WHISPER YOUR NAME IN HER EAR!
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No. 134748 ID: 154253

>>134740
Oh. Well. Uh, we don't want crying.

"I'm Garth. And you don't need to be disgusted. Casual sex isn't disgusting. It's fun. And it feels good. C'mon, let's go into the back and lemme show you just how good it can be."
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No. 134750 ID: 476456

I think she needs a hug.
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No. 134751 ID: f609ed

so how do you kiss her with that NOSE? you have to turn your head like 180 degrees and walk away
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No. 134752 ID: 0d3ec0

She needs a hug, not a dicking.
>>
No. 134753 ID: 0d3ec0

And a kiss on her forehead.
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No. 134755 ID: 1963d1

>>134740
D'awwwwwww she's adorable.
Let's go make the magic happen!
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No. 134757 ID: 79fd87

Definitely go to do it in the back room for possible threesome action.
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No. 134758 ID: ba7c76

Whatever you do, the poor girl's crying. And like I said earlier, crying sex=bad sex.

So, let's do the right thing. Cheer her up, treat her nice, screw her silly, and then let her down easy. DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.
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No. 134759 ID: 19ecf1

>>134740
"You're not fooling any one. Why are you pretending to be someone else?"

"..B.. Because I don't want everyone to think I'm a slut."
-----------------------------------------
Hmm.....
Sounds kinda odd... You changed your name too...
You oughta teach her, make her your apprentice... then send her off to do your journey (except with men).

And girl needs a friend more than a fuck in this case... give her some lovin if you HAVE to, but help her out...
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No. 134760 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134740
Be honorable. Eat her out first and massage her thighs.
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No. 134763 ID: 79fd87

>>134760
And then you don't have to look at her face.
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No. 134765 ID: 632862

>>134740
Okay, let's wait. Shameful, crying sex is no good. Take it slow with her, but let her know that yes, sex will be an eventuality.
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No. 134767 ID: 0abb50

>>134740

Dude. Don't be a douche. The girl's in obvious need of a good sort of guidance. Now, help her realize that she can be pretty, that casual sex is alright (If you don't overdo it like you do, but don't say that.), and that she seems to be an alright sort of girl.

Plus, just think. I bet she's a screamer in bed.
She might bite, though. So be careful.
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No. 134772 ID: e69635

Fuck you Garret, post the next one so I can get some closure and go to bed.
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No. 134774 ID: 1963d1

She just needs some tender lovin'.
That's all.
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No. 134778 ID: d31d16

>>134740
She shouldn't be so concerned about what other people think of her.
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No. 134780 ID: f609ed

>>134778
You don't understand women well.
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No. 134788 ID: 950529
File 126654943728.png - (73.05KB , 700x700 , 155.png )
134788

"Shhhh.. Don't cry.. I understand your fear and doubt, but it's okay this time. I'm here to make you feel good. It will be just our private experience."
>"..O-okay.."

Yeah, alright. I'll give this girl some guidance and help her open up or something. I can't just ditch a face like this.
But.. hm.. those ears.. and those teeth.. ehh.. I'll just do her from behind.
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No. 134790 ID: 8f1880

>>134788

And let us never speak of this again.
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No. 134791 ID: 154253

>>134788
Oh you'll 'open her up' alright. Tkae her into the back, get some privacy, and start getting her undressed.
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No. 134796 ID: f609ed

No, c'mon, Garth.
This isn't okay.
She's giving in now but she'll feel even worse about it later.

You like girls who are eager, right? So you gotta make her really understand that this isn't something to be ashamed of.
If you let her go into this feeling disgusted with herself it's not going to be very good sex. Mechanical at best. But if you can get her to enjoy it instead of being sad that she's so desperate then suddenly she'll unleash that inner fury.
Sex fury.
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No. 134797 ID: a85626

She's got freckles. Frikkin' freckles. How can you not hit that?
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No. 134803 ID: 61674d

>>134797
Those aren't freckles, they're parasites.
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No. 134804 ID: 0abb50

>>134791

No. Bad voice.

Douche, we need to set your priority with this girl. Think of her as... A pet project. We'll help her clean herself up, we'll ask the fag rabbit to lend us some beauty tip magazine (You need it for the articles, or make something up), and we'll doll her up. As for her ears and teeth, a few bows, some nerdy glasses, she'll be a sexy little librarian in no time.

Now. Stop being a Douche. Seriously, stop it. No one likes a Douche.
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No. 134808 ID: f609ed

pull on her ears as you doggie that mouse
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No. 134811 ID: 19ecf1

>>134788
I still say you make her an apprentice...
It'd prove that you have epic speech skills if you can get her to your level of talking... (after marking her on your list...)

Damn man, you could make a bussiness teaching people to talk like you...
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No. 134812 ID: e3f578

Can you... can you guys just stop? This guy's more stubborn than Saren from Mass Effect and we do not have enough charm or intimidate for an orb Shepard. He's not going to change his mind, obviously. He's just going to fuck her. Cause that's him. He's a fucker.

Alright, stop caressing her for a second and get some music playing, hombre. It'll help get your funk on.
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No. 134816 ID: d97d76

READ DRYCLEAN-ONLY TAG

HUG MOUSE
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No. 134820 ID: d56ac0

>>134804
Fuck that. We are here to fuck bitches, not to fix a bunch of broken girls.
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No. 134821 ID: 0abb50

>>134812

It worked with Mudy...
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No. 134829 ID: ba7c76

>>134804
This. This this THIS.

>>134812
Silence. We're the closest thing this bastard has to a conscience.
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No. 134833 ID: 9e9b47

>>134788

Really slamfuck that chick
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No. 134853 ID: 987386

>>134804
>Think of her as a pet project.

Okay! So, step one. We need to get her a collar. :3
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No. 134860 ID: 950529
File 126655110113.png - (95.95KB , 700x700 , 156.png )
134860

Bros, the world ain't in black and white. I can fuck her a bit, help her a bit, fuck her a bit, help her a bit. Maybe mix it, like talk to her about shit while she blows me. You know. It ain't one or the other.
In any case, she really wants something rammed up her pussy right now. It seems pretty mean to keep her from it when she's so close.

"Let's go to the back?"
>"Yeah.. Let's."

She takes me by the hand and leads me to the back room, where another mousegirl looks at us angrily.

>"Are you done playing games, Shana?"
>"Y-yes, uhm, you can take over now."
>"Hmph. Don't let him stay too long."
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No. 134865 ID: 476456

I...what the fuck
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No. 134866 ID: d31d16
File 126655118515.jpg - (6.23KB , 202x140 , horror.jpg )
134866

>>134860
wat
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No. 134869 ID: d97d76

WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>
No. 134870 ID: 3416ec

>>134860

Wait, what.
>>
No. 134871 ID: d6a592

clever girl...
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No. 134872 ID: d31d16

>>134860
Guessing the scuffle you heard was them exchanging clothes, maybe.
>>
No. 134873 ID: 154253

>>134860
What. What is this I don't even

Okay, whatever... there are actually two chicks I don't even know what the hell is going on anymore who cares. Let's get this going.
>>
No. 134876 ID: 61674d

>>134860
So there are two of em.

Double your pleasure, baby. Even if they are filthy disgusting disease carrying vermin.
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No. 134877 ID: ba7c76

Uh...
Shit.


YOU GONNA GET RAPED, BOY. RUN.
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No. 134878 ID: 934ef5

>>134860
Fucking LOL

Ok um... I still think that other girl needs to get reamed. I mean, just out of principle.
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No. 134879 ID: 19ecf1

>>134860
decide to mark mouse as "skipped" on list.

Hit some mouse prostitute when we get on our feet...


Say nothing. make 90 degree turn right. Walk out.

They deserve nothing.
>>
No. 134880 ID: 3416ec

>>134876

Not all rats are dirty and diseased. Domesticated rats can be clean as a whistle.
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No. 134881 ID: 0abb50

>>134860

Mind. Blown.

Also, Oh god what the fuck.
>>
No. 134884 ID: d97d76

Unless you plan to keep on running straight the hell out of town you'd best stay put at least for long enough to figure out what's going on.
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No. 134885 ID: abd8f5

Looks like the player...

*glasses*

....Just got played.
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No. 134886 ID: 1d375b

Ok we can make this work. If we stack on on top of the other then we don't have to look at them to hard when we are going at it.
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No. 134891 ID: 987386

Ask the mouse... err... Shana if she needs to get her glasses back.
>>
No. 134892 ID: 1963d1

>>134880
Aren't they mice, anyway?
>>
No. 134894 ID: 30b6e7

Oh come on, if you guys didn't see THAT coming, then you have a severe lack of blood supply running to your brain.

You sicken me.
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No. 134895 ID: d6a592

if you fuck one of these rodents make sure to wrap one of their ears around your dick like a taco and rub one out into it. we'll call it 'the chalupa'
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No. 134896 ID: d31d16

>>134860
I would love to have seen the look on your face right that moment Garth.
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No. 134898 ID: 19ecf1

>>134860
I just realized something critical...

Rats have hundreds of babies in a small period of time...

She's gonna have more sisters than a harem... or nunnery... or anyother place with females...

Screw one on one... You can go one on 100.
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No. 134900 ID: 934ef5

You know, as long as we're screwing the shy one I'm ok with is.

Her sis seems like a bitch anyways.
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No. 134904 ID: 19ecf1
File 126655207167.png - (31.35KB , 265x266 , 126628874580[1].png )
134904

>>134885
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No. 134909 ID: 950529
File 126655218636.png - (84.29KB , 700x700 , 157.png )
134909

"Uh.. Why don't you introduce me?"
>"Oh, uhm, this is my twin sister Lana. Lana, this is, uhm-"
"Call me Garth."
>"Hey, leave me out of this. If you're so stuck on having sex with a stranger that's your life. I don't want anything to do with it."
>"Lana, please don't be so mean--"
>"Let me go. I have to watch the front."
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No. 134913 ID: 3416ec

>>134909

"Alrighty, you go and watch the front, and I'll... heh... watch the back."
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No. 134914 ID: 154253

>>134909
Reassure her as her sister leaves. "Hey, don't worry about her. You have desires and needs, and those are up to you. Now, let's go fulfill some of those. Lead the way."
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No. 134915 ID: 8ce2bf

>>134909
"I GOT A DIFFERENT FRONT FOR YOU TO WATCH GURRRRRRRRRL"
Subtly hint that there's always room for a third if she's interested.
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No. 134916 ID: 476456

well clearly you know what you need to do now.


have a threesome
>>
No. 134917 ID: 1d375b

Bluntly hint there is always room for a third.
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No. 134920 ID: 61674d

You can watch the front of ME, rodent! Oh yeah...
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No. 134922 ID: 19ecf1

>>134909
Give your quest...
But an excellent excuse as to why you're doing it.

I can't think of something that'd work...
"Look... um... I had this kinda heavy bet back home... You see, my human girl got kidnapped by some furry gang (give name of gang)... and I tried to get her back. Guy said I was a furry hater, I said no. He said to prove it. Have sex with one girl of each species, he'd give back and some more. Better sex than gang."

Some sort of stupid story... use your own if you can make one...
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No. 134923 ID: cfad4e

Jesus. Those ears.

Do simple mathematics in your head. I'm pretty sure they can hear your thoughts.
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No. 134927 ID: 934ef5

>>134909
She seems to need a screwing as bad as her sister, she's just less aware of it.

It may not be too good of odds of charming her, but try saying something to leave a better impression on her. After all she could still end up talking about this, or just ragging on you to others.
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No. 134931 ID: 934ef5

>>134927
Or a better approach: defend Shanas decision from her sisters dismissal. Don't just let her accuse her of being a slut.
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No. 134950 ID: 19ecf1

>>134931
you mean insult the sister and say "I've bet you've never had anything in your pussy... ever. Probably smells like a tomb down there"
>>
No. 134974 ID: 934ef5

>>134950
...He should trying to score points with both of them here, at least get the bitchy one out of the negatives so we don't suffer for it later.
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No. 134979 ID: 0abb50

>>134909

ಠ_ರೃ

Good man. I daresay you should straighten that woman out!
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No. 134986 ID: 19ecf1

woah woah woah...
I think we forgot something...

We came here for a date, that's what she expected...
We just said "okay... let's just fuck"

I don't think it works that way dude...
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No. 134992 ID: 21b706

>>134986
"We" said nothing. I want nothing to do with what he said.
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No. 134996 ID: 817cd3

>>134979
She has good reason... I mean.. he said "sure a date".. and then he just insults her and says he just in it for the tail.
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No. 135015 ID: 19ecf1

>>134996
if we're on this path, we really have to divulge to get anywhere...

Just in some manner that makes us the good person...

Or crazy girl gonna be all round the block with the latest gossip.

We really did piss her off, and you gotta feel bad for her. You have explainin' to do
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No. 135029 ID: 950529
File 126655451596.png - (124.15KB , 700x700 , 158.png )
135029

"Now listen here, ladies. I am on a quest to make you feel good. I am here for your happiness, not to exploit you. I do not want to get between you two and your relationship. Please, take some time to talk, to think, and to feel before you decide the next course of action. My heart and my arms are big enough to hold both of you."
>"..S-see? He's not just any random stranger.."
>"But.. I feel like I'll be left behind.."
>"No, don't. Didn't you hear? He said he could love both of us. I'd gladly share with you, Lana."
>"Shana.."
>"We always do things together, right? I want you to feel good too, Lana."
>"Me too, Shana.. Maybe it's just going too fast.. Let's go on a date with the three of us first."
>"Yes.. Yes, let's do that."
>"I love you, Shana."
>"I love you too, Lana."




Oh yes.
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No. 135030 ID: 987386

"I realize you care for your sister, but it's ultimately her decision. If she wants a bit of fun, I'll oblige. If she decides it's too soon for such things... I'm a patient guy. She just struck me as... needing it."
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No. 135033 ID: 8f1880
File 126655459135.jpg - (50.03KB , 640x480 , Cromartie Amazement.jpg )
135033

>>135029
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No. 135034 ID: 19ecf1

>>135029
WHOA....
erm... what just happened.
And why does he look pure evil here...
with the glazed look o'er his eyes
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No. 135045 ID: 21b706

You know, i don't think we need to be subtle in this town. Just get naked in the middle and yell "LADIES! MAKE A LINE! I'M GONNA FUCK YOU ALL!".
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No. 135053 ID: 934ef5

>>135029
Um... wow. That went better than expected.

How the fuck do you do this.

If you were using a wish granting genie jesus, it shouldn't have gone that well.
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No. 135055 ID: 3416ec

>>135029

Evillllll. EVILLLLLL GLARE. D:
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No. 135056 ID: ba7c76
File 126655495433.jpg - (185.38KB , 700x700 , Garret-Redwick--JUST-AS-PLANNED.jpg )
135056

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No. 135061 ID: abd8f5

This is now my favorite quest ever.

I love you guys.
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No. 135063 ID: 8ce2bf

>>135029
"We can take it slow if you wish, I am here to please the two of you. How about the cafe?"
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No. 135064 ID: d97d76
File 126655530568.png - (11.44KB , 374x377 , I like where this is going.png )
135064

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No. 135067 ID: 9d07d9

Jesus Christ you didn't even want to have sex and now you've scored a threesome
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No. 135071 ID: 154253

>>135029
Yes. Dating is fine too, see what you can manage on your sixteen whole dollars. Alternately, you could try talking them both into a threesome right now, but that seems over-eager.

"So, where would you two lovely visions suggest we should go? I'm open to suggestions, still being new here and all."
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No. 135073 ID: 9d07d9

>>135071

It's not like there are a whole lot of places in this town to go on a date anyway
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No. 135075 ID: abd8f5

>>135071
Suggest something low cost, without specifically bringing up the cost.

Except, not the river. I don't think we really want to chance running into that bear-girl again who may or may not be mentally challenged. Man, we sure screwed the pooch on that one.

Heh. Screwed the pooch. It's funny, because she's not a dog. Man, sometimes my jokes are un-bear-able.
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No. 135079 ID: 0abb50

>>135029

Son of a fuckwhat.
>>
No. 135080 ID: 934ef5

>>135071
>but that seems over-eager.
I think you meant inevitable. Also, immediate.
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No. 135081 ID: 0abb50

>>135034

Garret is obviously some sort of incubi set on fucking every women, getting them knocked up, and then moving onto the next town.

Still saying Son of a fuckwhat to this whole mess. His Charisma must be ungodly...
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No. 135086 ID: cfad4e

>>135081
>Garret is obviously some sort of incubi
>His Charisma must be ungodly..
>some sort of incubi
Huh.
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No. 135124 ID: 950529
File 126655698930.png - (72.95KB , 700x700 , 159.png )
135124

"It fills me with such joy to hear that. Where would you ladies like to go?"
>"Hmm.."
>"Hmm.. You decide."
>"Could you pick us up around six tomorrow?"
>"Just take us where you think is loveliest."
>"Right now we need to have a sistertalk~"
"Most certainly. I will be here six PM sharp, ready to provide you a great time."
>"See you then~"
>"See you then~"
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No. 135134 ID: 154253

>>135124
Clearly by 'sister talk' they mean making out. Anyway, now we got like 3 hours to kill until our next obligation. I'm curious as to how Mrs. Wulfe is doing, or you could pop back by the mansion and check in on Elizabeth, see what the story is there. Because that story Ebeneezer gave us makes me wonder.
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No. 135136 ID: 950529
File 126655731550.png - (289.44KB , 700x700 , 159-paused.png )
135136

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No. 135141 ID: 987386

Looks like we'll need 2 collars for that 'pet project'. :3c

Yeah, I know I'm interpreting it the wrong way.
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No. 135149 ID: cfad4e

>Looks like we'll need 2 collars for that 'pet project'.
Now you're talking.
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No. 135151 ID: d31d16

>>135136
I think I know where he got that cap from.
He talked those horns off the Devil himself.
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No. 135156 ID: 0abb50

>>135141

I have no problem with where this is going.
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No. 135240 ID: 8ecfd4

>>135134
Checking out the mansion might not be a bad idea. If he's going to fuck Mrs Wulfe it might be a good idea to have an alibi. Something that's currently lacking, I mean now it can be confirmed that Garth has been out on the town the whole day so he couldn't have done her, but if he suddenly goes back, stays in his room for 3 hours and then she comes out walking funny some eyebrows are going to be raised.
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No. 135253 ID: e69635

I always miss all the good stuff.

Anyway, lets go back to Ms. Wulfe.

We can take her home afterwards, because if she stays any longer her husband will be suspicious.
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