Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)11:46 No. 13180 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy sees the citywall a little distance away. At the bottom is some sort of bustling market, storage and auction, with cargo being unloaded and loaded onto Sandworms.

>>13176
>we are all Bob

Wait, what?

>>13180
Lets keep away from the auction, we may get mistaken as a slave. Maybe we might run into Cheryl here, who knows?

>>13180
Well let's try and discreetly make our way back to the city walls.

Might want to check the time, how long have we been down there. Better hope we haven't been in one of those crazy time distorting caves.

Try to find your way back to the palace.

Dust yourself off and hide your shame. Let's go see if we can make it to the palace without too much of a hassle.

Wear the diadem as a belt under your tunic. We do not want to be seen carrying something so valuable.

>>13184
go there and see.

Head off at once, for there is much to be done. We must discover the proper heir to the darkelf throne, establish ourselves as a man of political influence, etcetera, etcetera.

We return to the city, post-haste!

Ah, I think I understand the general idea.

Go to the party district, to uh... talk to Stiletto!

Search the various vendors for a mirror or some kind of highly polished shield.

>>13180
Still like my idea.

>Put Stilleto in charge.
>Make Rapier become military general.
>Halberd in charge of Trading.
>Katana in charge of religious counsel and possibly even diplomacy.
>Make Bolt not fuck things up
>????
>PROFIT!!!

>>13204
I don't know, them being divided hasn't worked so well so far.

We might need to unite them, can't have them bickering at a time like this.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)11:57 No. 13206 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy sneaks over to the citywall, making sure to stay out of sight just incase there are slavers.
From up close the chaos is alot less - Most men are standing in line in front of a desk, where a dark elf hands them some sort of currency, then gestures to large burly men to carry cargo into the city wall, presumably into the city.
The trading seems to have been streamlined to near perfection, and Sandworms deliver cargo and leave again with little delays.

>>13205
We're going to still have to soothe all of them over before hand so they dont start having eachother assassinated.

>>13205
Well We make Stilleto the ruler. so it goes like this.


Stilleto - In charge of kingdom.
Rapier - Under Stilleto, in charge of military, acting general.
Halberd - In charge of trade and overseer of economy, still reports to Stilleto
Katana and Bolt - Really nothing much for them to do.

>>13206
Well let's follow the burly men into the city.

Bob sees how this goes. Hide in cargo, expect entry, get adventure.

>>13211
I don't know... I can see ways this can backfire.

What if Rapier wishes to continue expansion with the military, against the wishes of Halberd and Stiletto. What will exactly stop him leading a civil war? I get the impression he's a military man so the troops will probably be on his side. I can foresee bickering.

But this is just my opinion, it might turn out perfectly fine.

I'd assume we're not in Rapier's territory. He suggested that we be careful in the territory of the other Dark Elf lords, so we should do such.

However... That's simply the best route for us to get to where we need to be. So, perhaps a bit of mischief wouldn't be terrible.

Let's continue to sneak about, but let's find out who's in charge here. I'm not completely familiar with the Darkelf Heirarchy and who would be in control of trade, but this sounds like an entertaining way to find out.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)12:05 No. 13221 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy figures he can't just walk past the men at the desks and wander back to the city. The trading post seems specifically designed to get cargo in and keep people out. He can't see them make an exception without a proper reason.
He'd hide in one of the crates to get inside, but the giant sword he looted is too big to travel with him unless he risks some serious injury.

>>13217
Well I assume that as an economist, Halberd is in charge of trade. Ans she seems nice enough :D

>>13221
We could try asking someone where the entrance to the city is.

Dangerous, might be an agent of a rival Lord maybe even Darkmoon Bolt, but it's worth a shot.

>>13221

And lose what very well might be a powerful magical artifact? We dragged that from a crazy temple where the 9000+ year old Dark Elf Matriarch was. I assume that this sword is non-standard.

What are we? We are Boldling, act as such. Withdraw thine merry flute, play a delightful tune and make a grand entrance, introducing yourself as Mudy, newly ordained court bard for lord Darkmoon Rapier! Encourage these kind fellows to escort you to your liege, for surely they know the way!

And if perhaps they work for some other lord and they escort you to them... Well, I do so enjoy meeting new people.

>>13224

Why would Mudy do that, lol? He may not appreciate Raital's constant advances, but he more than likely does enjoy the sex.

>>13221

Fine, bury the useless sword. Get in adenture box.

>>13221
Wrap the sword in cloth, of course.

We'd probably be safe if we made it to katana's sector. He has a mean face, but is a pacifist so probably wont have us killed.

>>13221
Assume Blutjaeger disguise.

Channel all your fury and rage into one cohesive form, and march up to the traders. Declare that you are Latral, Sixth Heir to the Skullking, and you demand entrance to the city at once.

>>13231

By disguise you mean a ripped cloak barely covering our weak bold shame?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)12:17 No. 13233 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy tears a part of cloth from a nearby bale; It's tough and thick, perfect for wrapping around the sword. He leaves the tip free for manipulating things with, which comes in handy for opening any crates.
He takes a moment to decide what kind of cargo he should infiltrate. There's a large variety of them, and more arrive as others are taken away.

Not to mention Calavera intercepting any official message we might send.

>>13233
Carpets.

Be all Cleopatra.

>>13233

Lingerie.

Find a crate with hats in it!

Failing that, find one full of bras.

>>13233
Find one that is going INTO the city, not OUT OF the city.

Protip: Enter the wrong crate, get hauled off into the desert.

Find a box containing IMPORTS. Something soft preferably, like clothes or pillows or something.

I dont think produce would be shipped out of the city.

A box full of soft things, obviously. Crate handlers tend to be very rough unless the contents are delicate, and I'd rather not ride with delicate things in fear of breaking them. Pillows, rugs, fine clothing, it all sounds nice.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)12:32 No. 13245 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy decides that he needs to board a crate with soft things that also won't be looked at needlessly: He decides on lingerie.
After carefully checking which crates go into the city and which are leaving it, it becomes clear that Dark Elves love lingerie, as they are all imports.
He breaks one open and hops in. Soon the crates is closed properly again and Mudy can feel it being lifted and carried away.
After a good walk leaving Mudy rather motionsick the crate is put back on the ground.

>>13245
Take a peek at what's outside. Maybe make a small hole with the sword.

Ride this panty train wherever it goes! Don't forget to breath man!

So, yeah, stick around until we go somewhere. When we stop, let's get crazy!

>>13245

Clamber out before you soil those panties.

>>13245
Oh god, what are we doing?

Okay, bets:
Darkmoon bought the crate
Raital gets the crate as a gift
bolt gets the crate
Stiletto gets the crate
someone else.

>>13245
Get a new pair of underwear, the ones you are wearing are probably dirty by now.

Also, discreetly check out where we are.

Get yourself a bra.

also placing my bet on katana.

>>13253
Totally agree. He seems like the type to have a dirty secret such as this.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)12:48 No. 13256 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy silently replaces Raital's panties with a fresh pair that are also more his size. He puts the used panties in his pocket.

Using his the tip of the sword he makes a small crack in the top of the crate and peeks out.
He hears a female voice singing happily.
>"First pick, first pick~ Havink first pick~"

try and see her reflection in the mirror, if its halberd, come out, if its bolt. stay in.

if its katana, go "holy f-"

Stare.

>>13256

Oh no, better bury yourself under all the lingerie quickly.

>>13256
I am likink vhere this is goink.

>>13256
Hmmm. A troublesome dilemma. WELP NOTHING VENTURED NOTHING GAINED, lets sneak out of that crate and try to gtfo of here. If caught we will SILVERTONGUE our way out.

>>13256
Uh oh... uhhh... Burst out of the box and loudly proclaim that you are the official underwear inspector and that these panties are not to standard! Capitalize on the resultant confusion to GTFO.

Oh, this is quite unfortunate! You seem to be in the same room as a dark elf woman, taking claim of these items!

Well, it's obvious you must not panic, as that'll only make matter more interesting, err, worse. Yes, that's the ticket. So whatever you do, do not accidentally weaken the integrity of the box, causing it and it's contents (including you) to spill out in front of this lovely lady.

Though such a thing wouldn't be too terrible. You could smile abashedly and stammer out some silly nonsense about how good their taste is.

But short of what you probably shouldn't do... Well, no, actually, this might be best. A bit of stammering foolishness might at the very least partially endear yourself to the lady~

>>13256
Oh god... I'm half tempted to tell you to jump out and yell "SURPRISE!"
But no, don't do that.
DIG TO THE BOTTOM OF THE CRATE AND HIDE UNTIL SHE LEAVES!
Or... maybe sneak out. If we hide we might get stuck if more wimmens show up.
Hm.

>>13256
Pop out of the box, stand on top of it and clear your throat. When she turns around, bow politely and introduce yourself as thus:

"Greetings and Salutations, madam! Thank you for your BoldCo. Brand Purchase! Included with your shipment is one of our BoldCo. Underwear Representatives, i.e. me, to assist you in our wide variety of products! Please, if you have any questions, direct them my way. Also, if you wouldn't mind, where is the little Boldling's room? It's been a rather long journey in there, if you understand my meaning."

>>13268
That....might work. Or not.

>>13269
Motherfucker never knows.

Get ready to dodge a head exploding spell.

>>13268
Actually yeah, this plan seems like a good idea now. Lets do it.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)13:01 No. 13274 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy puts the Queen Empress' diadem around his waist and opens the crate completely. There is a window just behind some crates that he may reach unseen.
When he is halfway out of the box the singing stops.

>"..Vho is beink naughty leetle girl not vhaitink for turn?"

In b4 she tries to pick Raital's panties, which we're currently wearing.~

Hiding would probably be a bad idea in this and only this situation. But IGNORE THIS POST.

I have a Bob: run like fuck

>>13275
no, we switched

RAPE Bob

>>13268
This... actually sounds like the best idea, given Mudy's ways of talking. She'd probably be so startled she's just point the way.

Put on your best girl voice.

>>13274
Oh god, she thinks we're a girl. We're screwed.

Ahahah, oh wow. Yes. Well. Don't crawl out Mudy. She's got her eyes on the prize. That's right. So long as she see's your petite lower frame, this is as bad as this situation is going to be.

So, you'll need to do a little acting and flee out the nearest exit whilst exposing the least manly parts of you. So Mudy, can you be the little girl?

>>13274
Aw piss.
FLEE TO WINDOW
Or... PRETEND TO BE FEMALE!
You are small and cute. Just tell her you're one of the Blutjaegers visiting the city and you were in dire need of new undies. Also apologize.

Doesn't look like Bolt, thankfully.

Halberd?

Act confused. Like you've been on a long journey in a crate, having to eat lingerie to survive.

>>13274

"I am sorry but I find girl undies so soft and oh so comfortable that I had to have the first pick. Boy's ware chafes something fierce, you have no idea how lucky you are.

Allow me to introduce myself, I am prince Mudy Latral and I am a guest in this fair city. I've been searching for the counsil members to have word with but got sidetracked here. Terribly sorry your ladyship but might I inquire your name?"

Or act gay..Very...very gay

>>13291

Dare I say soft, comfortable, and oh so inviting~?

Yes, you may now kill me.

>>13294

That's what I was aiming for but forgot the wording.

>>13295

Oh, well there you go, haha. Assuming I got it right too.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)13:18 No. 13297 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy takes a deep breath before he continues his climb down. He keeps his cool.
>"I am sorry but I find girl undies so soft and oh so comfortable that I had to have the first pick. Boy's ware chafes something fierce, you have no idea how lucky you are."
, he confesses.
>"Allow me to introduce myself, I am prince Mudy Latral and I am a guest in this fair city. I've been searching for the council members to have word with but got sidetracked here. Terribly sorry your ladyship but might I inquire your name?"

The dark elf looks Mudy over with an amused look on her face.
>"Reelly? Is beink boy? But is so cute!"
, she exclaims.
>"I am beink Princess Darkmoon Halberd, prince Mudy Latral, so you are beink lucky if searchink for council! Infact.. is beink very lucky. I am not seeink only women undies on you, prince.. I am seeink complete make-over!"

You guys. It's warm and soft and so inviting~

>>13297
ALLOW COMPLETE MAKEOVER.

We need new clothing anyway.

>>13297
Oh jeez.
Looks like you'll have to accept. >_>

>>13297
Halberd definitely needs to be the new empress.

>complete makeover

This is either going to be very bad or very good.

>>13297
VOTE HALBERD FOR RULER!

"A makeover? What did you have in mind?"

Let her do it..'cause uh...well just let her do it.

>>13297
This should certainly be interesting.

>>13303
Not until we ask how she feels on a hypothetical war on the Skullking.

If she agrees, then she should totally be the ruler.

Wait a minute, then who in here supports the Skullking? We know Rapier doesn't. Katana shouldn't since he's religious. Stiletto probably doesn't care. Bolt is racist and nationalist, so I doesn't she'd be too thrilled. Doesn't that pretty much just leave Halberd and her precious trade routes?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)13:28 No. 13312 ID: fb5d8e
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>"A makeover? What did you have in mind?"
, Mudy asks warily.

Halberd smiles and snaps her fingers.
Dozens of servants appear with lightning speed.
>"Ladies!"
, the princess exclaims...

>>13311
I don't know. Maybe the Skullking sends lavish gifts and women to Stiletto?

>>13297
FUCK she'll see the diadem

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)13:29 No. 13316 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I am vhtanink cutest girliest outfit made NOW!"

>>13312
Try to get a word in while they give you a makeover.

"So... Halberd, I'm very interested in knowing your position with the Skullking. What are your opinions on the current alliance?"

She only knows we're a prince so she won't automatically say that she likes it.

>>13313
Or maybe none of them are aligned with the skulking... You never know.

Squeegy 2009/07/25(Sat)13:39 No. 13324 ID: d5b2d6
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>>13316

>>13316

Too lazy to draw it out, and no convenient way of uploading...but how about a pink replica of Testament's outfit from Guilty Gear? Or not, just a thought.

Oranges 2009/07/25(Sat)13:41 No. 13326 ID: 9a71e2
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Apologies for lack of paint skills.

Bob7 2009/07/25(Sat)13:41 No. 13327 ID: bde1b8
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Tuxedo Mask~ Kyaaaaa <3

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)13:45 No. 13331 ID: fb5d8e
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As he gets cloth thrown on him and pulled off again, Mudy tries to get a few words in with the princess. She is already dressed.
>"So... Halberd, I'm very interested in knowing your position with the Skullking. What are your opinions on the current alliance?"

>"Skullkink makink tradink easier vhen all is inside one border. Easier more profitable importink and exportink."
, she responds.
>"Vhill bringink good economy vhen vhar is over."

Occasionally some of the servants slap eachother, yelling
>"She vhantink girly! GIRLY!"

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)13:47 No. 13332 ID: f42c4e
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>>13331
Well Halberd's out for leadership.

Guess it goes to Rapier.

Also you made me ruin your nice drawings again Reaver.

"Wouldn't it be more advantageous to have open trade with the other 3 kingdoms?"

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)13:49 No. 13336 ID: 1fbc08
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Whoops!

For those of you not knowing what I mean

http://72.232.229.42/thumb/9/99/TestamentGG.gif/250px-TestamentGG.gif

Except pink and possibly without the gap exposing his midriff. And sans the scythe, of course.

Why, why did you do this Reaver?

>>13338

Because I asked him to do it?

Oranges 2009/07/25(Sat)13:53 No. 13341 ID: 9a71e2
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Sorry for doubleposting.

Pyrobob!fen1Y0svpM 2009/07/25(Sat)13:53 No. 13342 ID: 41f1b5
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mudy needs a robe and a pointy hat and a bigger nose

>>13337
I totally agree with Intress here Reaper. That sounds like a smexcellent Idea.

Theta][Sigma 2009/07/25(Sat)13:57 No. 13345 ID: f21281
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But being serious now, they're Middle-eastern themed Dark Elves. This is more appropriate for that kind of culture.

I would draw it, but I wouldn't do it justice. I can TRY if anyone cares enough to force me to do it.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)13:58 No. 13347 ID: fb5d8e
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The servants stop messing about and leave the final design to only a handful of servants.

Mudy considers the princess' answer.
>"Wouldn't it be more advantageous to have open trade with the other 3 kingdoms?"
, he insists.

The princess giggles.
>"Vhould be, yes, if shorties and brightskins stop havink sand in butt and lettink go of old grudges."
, she says.
>"And silly humans alvhays beink unorderly. Is only slavetrade beink profitable on Kraken Sea."

Theta][Sigma 2009/07/25(Sat)13:58 No. 13348 ID: f21281
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>>13345
Woops forgot my ruby.

"I believe i can help with that."

>>13347

"And if I could help you with your relations to the neigboring states that would change things? Have you considered the less... moral implications of this alliance and what would happen after all your neighbours are subjugated."

>>13347
Am triple dog darink you, Reaver to be usink Intress' idea for the Testament outfit.

"the Skullking rules through evil acts, oppression, suppression. When everyone is under the boot heals of the skullmen, there will be very little excess goods for trade."

>>13353
She's been talking at us about the slave trade being profitable; I doubt appealing to her morality is going to help.

God, I wish I had a tablet and have way decent skills with paint. That and not having a mouse for this laptop...ugrh. I would so attempt to draw out a concept for the Testament idea. Just make it out of cloth, and maybe a few modifications and you're good to go. I mean it already vaguely looks Middle Easternish. Add puffy pants for the lulz. Okay, maybe not the pants.

>>13357
then appeal to her traders insticts.

"History has shown us time and time again that artisans and free-thinkers, those from which new ideas, and thus new goods, are created from are always the first to be removed under an oppressive dictator. While one kingdom under the Skullking may reduce the red tape, it will also reduce trade in the long run. No competition leads to stagnation, and stagnation is not profitable."

"I can bring peace between the nations, but I'll need your cooperation."

>>13361

Mudy has a hemipenis, thus, no crotch bulge

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)14:20 No. 13366 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy takes his time to contemplate while his outfit is being finished.

>"History has shown us time and time again that artisans and free-thinkers, those from which new ideas, and thus new goods, are created from are always the first to be removed under an oppressive dictator."
, he finally begins. The princess eyes him with great amusement.
>"While one kingdom under the Skullking may reduce the red tape, it will also reduce trade in the long run. No competition leads to stagnation, and stagnation is not profitable.
>I can bring peace between the nations, but I'll need your cooperation."

>"Hmmm! You are makink good points, prince."
, Halberd responds.
>"Though is difficult takink you seriously vhen is lookink so adorable. But be tellink me how vhill you bringink peace vhen has been tension for thousand years, Princess...?"

Uhh, guys, she has the very important thing we kind of need >_>

"I've brought emissaries from moonshine and the...dwarf...lands. I've met the king of moonshine, he is a respectable sort, and not quick to judge one based on preconceptions."

I get Prince/ss Brightmoon to enter into a political marriage with one of your siblings.
Brings new blood to both families, unites a nation, and opens trade routes you've barely begun to imagine. Stiletto should do, if none of the others prove more palatable.

>>13366
'An alliance forged out of necessity to oppose and defeat the Skullking would force the different nations to exist together for their own safety and well-being. And the exultation from successfully defeating the Skullking would also forcibly intermingle the different nations. It is harder to hate someone when you have fought alongside them and shared a great celebration, and that is just what such an alliance would bring. And with that alliance, comes a much improved flow of trade. Commerce would explode, and Firewater would blossom with economic might. Not a bad place to be, huh?'

>>13366
Take a moment to admire self in the mirror. Then strike a pose and say, "You can do anything when you look this good!"

>>13366
"By using the Skullking as a common enemy of course!
The other nations are already united by their fight against the Skullking. If the Dark Elf kingdom were to join them they would be fools not to open trade with you.

...Can I have that back? It is very important."

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)14:28 No. 13379 ID: ed469a
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(Hoping I'm not too late)

>>13366

"A common threat has always been the great unifier and if you play your cards right lasting relationships are not out of question. I plan to forge these alliances but I will need your trust and cooperation. Be careful with that, please. It belongs to the Empress."

Liking the idea of pointing out wartime trade being a huge boom with a common enemy.

>>13379
Save it for the next costume change.

>>13388
Dude, that was like the only semi-plausible costume. Although that leather S/M gear looks good on him. Maybe that'll be just for Raital to see.

Ask for the Diadem back.

>>13393
The other reason for that is that it has a metal plate over the groin.

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)14:42 No. 13409 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy knows exactly how to answer.
>"An alliance forged out of necessity to oppose and defeat the Skullking would force the different nations to exist together for their own safety and well-being."
, he begins.
>"And the exultation from successfully defeating the Skullking would also forcibly intermingle the different nations. It is harder to hate someone when you have fought alongside them and shared a great celebration, and that is just what such an alliance would bring. And with that alliance, comes a much improved flow of trade. Commerce would explode, and Firewater would blossom with economic might. Not a bad place to be, hm?"
He puts his hand on his hip.
>"Besides, you can do anything when you look this good!"

The princess is silent for a moment, then laughs pleasantly.
>"Princess Mudy Latral, you are beink smartypants!"
Her laugh turns into a soft giggle, then into a warm smile.
>"I am beink convinced. If you can bringink all kingdom together to fightink Skullkink, I vhill do my leetle part to makink it success.
>Now, you be goink into town. Find cute boy to buyink you drink. I shall informink my siblinks of the council about you so you can visitink them too."
She hands the diadem to Mudy.
>"Here is Queen Empress' headpiece back."

>>13409
Might want to skip on the cute boy part, but talking to the others seems like a good course of action. Let's just.. leave the party boy for later, when we're not dressed in a way that can only go wrong.

>>13409
"Thank you for the clothes. My old ones were a little damaged.
It is good to know I can count on your support, m'lady."

>>13409
Ok, So...
who next?
Oh, definitely Katana, if just for shits and giggles, to meet the one thing we could probably beat in a fight.


In reality tho, probably stiletto. It would make getting his attention easier...

>>13409
Don't forget to thank her for giving the headpiece back.

Crap crap crap, Warn her about calavera before you go.

>>13409
Curtsy, thank her for her time, and hit the town.
It's time to hit on Bladetree.

>>13418
OH SHIT YEAH.

Warn her about Calavera being in the city, and maybe disguised as someone!

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)14:59 No. 13431 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Thank you for the clothes. My old ones were a little damaged.. It is good to know I can count on your support, m'lady."
Mudy curtsies, but just as he wants to head out, his eyes widen at the memory!
He quickly informs her about Calavera's presence and possible disguise.
Halberd nods.
>"I vhill havink my people in undervhorld on lookink out. Thank you for informink me, Princess Mudy Latral. You are beink right person in your situation."

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)15:03 No. 13440 ID: fb5d8e
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With that, Mudy leaves the building and heads into town. He quickly finds out that the city is HUMONGOUS, spreading out into various directions.
Luckily it seems to be centered around the Palace, which also confines the four main districts.
Mudy's mental map is not complete by far, but gives him a feeling of where he can go.

>>13440
Let's go to Stiletto's place. Under the guise of being a cute girl.

Come on it'll be hilarious.

>>13440
well, head through the central palace to Rapier's wing. Meet back up with the party, they are probably worried about how long you've been away. Especially Raital.

>>13445
...We probably should, but what do you think Raital will do to us if she sees us wearing this?

>>13445
Let them worry for a while.

Lets drop in on Stiletto.

>>13447
Only one way to find out! :3

Go to either Rapier's wing or Katana.

We're going to need someone to vouch for us if we go see bolt and stilletto

>>13440
First order of business is finding a bar and claiming a drink.

>>13440
Thirding Stiletto. He seems like he'd be easy enough to convince/manipulate.
Let's drop in.

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)15:24 No. 13469 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy crosses the bustling Trade District from Halberd's wing to Rapier's wing.
Arriving there he finds an entrance that looks familiar to the one he came in with on the other side. However, without the actual Prince at his side, the guards don't look like they will budge.
Halberd's word must not have arrived yet.

>>13469
Aw, Stiletto would have been more fun.

Oh well ask if they can announce to Prince Rapier that Prince Mudy is here.

>>13469

It's Stiletto or Katana. With Katana more likely since one hopes the central palace would be open to us.

>>13469
Seduction roll.
Hope they have a thing for boldlings.

>>13469
Flash the diadem, say that you have urgent business to attend to.

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)15:29 No. 13483 ID: fb5d8e
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At the memory of Raital being in the building, Mudy suddenly feels very uncomfortable. He wonders if maybe he should drop by Stiletto first...

I think katana would take a liking to us, seeing as we've resolved many a conflict non violently.

>>13483
DO IT.

DO IIIIIIIIIIIIT.

>>13483

Okay, Stiletto then. And you can sleep on the alley if your going to be a pussy Mudy. Just be warned.

Well, you did tell Raital you'd meet her in the..meeting room ..quite a while ago.

I would say you need to stand your ground against Raital, but with that getup.. that wont work. Might as well find another person to talk to first.

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)15:39 No. 13496 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy follows the palacewing to the Central Palace, where is open to cross through, and heads into the noisy Town District.
Stiletto's Palace Wing has a drastically different air around it.

Two women eye Mudy.
>"Hey, sweety.. How about givink ugly cumbersome weapons to me and goink inside for some fun? Is beink art, music, food and earthly delights at Prince Stiletto's cost."

>>13496

well on one hand its obviously for stilletto's protection...

on the other hand, they do practice slavery.

>>13496
'Will I get them back when we leave? They are dear presents to a friend!'

Asked in a girlish kobold voice.

>>13496
ITS A TRAP!

>>13496

"I'm sorry but have you seen my stature? A girl needs some protection in this modern world. I would not feel safe with all those burly men and women above age of twelve. Besides they are for show only as I wouldn't know how to use them, some men love a strong character. May I enter?"

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)15:51 No. 13515 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I'm sorry but have you seen my stature? A girl needs some protection in this modern world. I would not feel safe with all those burly men and women above age of twelve."
, Mudy protests.
>"Besides they are for show only as I wouldn't know how to use them, some men love a strong character. May I enter?"

The woman continues smiling.
>"I am holdink up hand, but door is open, svheety."
, she says,
>"I am lettink you decide if vheapon fittink to beautiful lithe frame of yours."

>>13515
Okay,lets walk in then. Can we hug her leg as we go by and thank her, so as to leave a mental image of being cute and trusting? It couldn't hurt to potentially cover our ass.

>>13515
KEEP WEPON
Walk on in~

>>13515

"Oh, you are most gracious. I'm blushing. I think I will keep them just this time. Perhaps next time when I'm more comfortable I will brave it for you."

>>13515
I think we should find another place to go.

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)16:06 No. 13544 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Oh, you are most gracious. I'm blushing."
, Mudy replies.
>"I think I will keep them just this time. Perhaps next time when I'm more comfortable I will brave it for you."
He gives the woman a hug to show his innocence, then continues through the gate.

>>13544
Hahah you just never turn those seduction powers off do you?

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)16:08 No. 13548 ID: fb5d8e
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The lighting in Stiletto's wing is particulary bad. As he passes through the halls Mudy has the feeling he has gotten lost quite a few times, but there's a friendly dark elf ready to point out the direction the prince is in each time.

Now the air is beginning to get warmer, and strange smells and noises approach Mudy.

>>13548
Oh god this won't end well

>>13548
Put some cloth over your nose, little Kobold. It's about to get... shocking.

>>13548
Turn towards the new PoV and make a face like that one famous picture of an afghan refugee girl.

>>13548
Brace yourself for an obscene scene.

Skip in!

>>13548
Try and use your hood to fashion a veil to keep out potential fumes, our tiny kobold body is rather sensitive as the hallucinations from the beer showed.

Then cautiously advance forward, trying to keep a calm face no matter what you see.

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)16:26 No. 13601 ID: fb5d8e
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Finally Mudy exits into an huge hall. His eyes adjust to the darkness with only dim lights scattered across.
Squirming dark shapes form into dark elven women, and strange noises turn into intense moans.
The entire air smells like oil, but a heavier smoke-like smell is present too. It's making Mudy's stomach tingle slightly.

The prince is immediatly visible in the middle of the room. Seated on a small raised platform, he is surrounded by women who constantly rub oil onto him.
>"Oh baby, you, I am givink million trinkets, and you can goink home and buy house!"
>"No, prince, I am vhantink to stay vhith you~"
>"Me too, prince!"
>"I vhantink stay too!"
>"Oh babies, you are beink sweetest to leetle old Stiletto!"

>>13560
OH GOD WHY YOU WERE TOO RIGHT

Holy f- how are we supposed to even get near him in one piece.

>>13601

Does he have nipple piercings or are my eyes over-interpreting those extra circles on his chest?

Abort! Abort! Get out of there! Before you end up with a butt full of drow!

>>13601
S-seduce him.

>>13601
Definitely want to fashion a veil to keep those fumes out, this could go bad.

>>13601
Jump on one of the girls. Walk on top of them until you reach the Prince.

IT IS THE PERFECT PLAN. YES. NOTHING COULD GO WRONG WITH IT. NOTHING AT ALL.

>>13614
I like this plan. Just remember: don't look down.

>>13607

And even if we do, how the hell are we going to convince him of anything when we look like a girl and he's in the middle of constant orgy? Those two don't look like they'd mix...unless he's not willing to try a little dash of trapbold.

>>13618
Well, maybe he would be open to some mental stimulation instead from us?

Try putting on his mother's crown and walking through..and hope it doesnt have like some sort of special king conferring powers.

nb4 Stiletto finds out we're male and magically makes us female to compensate.

Oh hold up. He appreciates the arts too, right?

PLAY THAT SONG, BARD

Play whatever your most complex and involved piece is on your flute, and approach him while attention is on you, and then talk to him.

>13601
...What are we even doing here?
Stiletto is DEFINITELY not getting the crown and I see no reason to win him over against the Skullking since he seems less than interested in politics.

"oh Stiletto would be a great ruler!"

... yeah. of his fucking orgy maybe, not an entire god damn kingdom.

>>13632
...This is a good point. Let's go somewhere else, this isn't exactly worth our time.

>>13601
CANNONBALL.

>>13634
like back to Rapier's wing so we can report the news about the Empress. But first, wash that smoke off in case it's an aphrodisiac. Raital doesn't need any more help in that department.

Yeah, turning back and going to Rapier's would probably be a good idea. The message should have reached them by now, so we should be able to get in.

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)16:44 No. 13640 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy carefully descends into the pit of flesh and places a foot on one of the women.
There is no response.
Step by step Mudy cautiously negotiates the treacherous moving mounts of skin, staying undetected due to his neglectable weight, but the occasional moan coinciding with his step remain disconcerting.

He holds part of his hood over his mouth and nose to prevent himself from breathing in the intoxicating scent.

>>13632
Well, he might be decent at things when he's not banging around...

>>13640
Play a song, Mudy.

That'll get the Prince's attention.

>>13641
Judging by the size of that 'harem' and what he's saying to hose whores, Stiletto probably costs the city hundreds of thousands of gold. Constant partying is expensive. Stiletto would put more money to his cheese and wine budget than the military. He obviously doesn't care about anything other than 'culture'.

>>13640
If possible, whip out that flute and play as complex of a song as you can, and try to gain the princes interest enough that you can talk to him.

>>13641

Question: Is he ever NOT banging around?

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)16:50 No. 13650 ID: fb5d8e
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The Prince has noticed Mudy long before he finally arrives on the platform. He nods with approval.
>"Heeey, baby, vhat is goink on? Havink not seeink you before. Is beink new. Vhelcomink to Stiletto's Paradisa, baby!"

>>13646
Or he attracted them all by personal charisma alone, and is badass.
I know, devil's advocate, but we should at least hear him out.

>>13632
We're here because I thought it'd be funny.

It totally is. Plus it won't hurt to have another noble as an ally.

>>13646
Do you think then that potentially the other siblings would want to see him curtailed in some way? I imagine none of them really like the huge drain on resources.

Seduce him

>>13650
Do the city a favour and wring him through with the sword.

>>13650
I am Prince Mudy Latral.

I'm here to talk business. What are your thoughts on the alliance with the Skullking?

You know, guys, I seriously doubt Stiletto will care if Mudy reveals himself to be a boy.

So let's announce that we are Prince Mudy Latral.

"Sir, I am Prince Mudy Latral, i bring word of your mother."

>>13650

Confer with him about the Skurrking. If he barters for sex, play a song of appeasement or something. I dunno, it worked with oracle.

Keep up the girl facade - we don't want him to think we're some guy trying to harsh his boner.

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)16:59 No. 13673 ID: fb5d8e
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>I.. I.. I am Prince Mudy Latral."
Mudy coughs. The strange scent is not doing him well. His belly is beginning to feel hot.
>"I-I'm here to talk business. I bring word of your m-mother."

Stiletto grins.
>"Hmm. Then maybe vhill be better if havink.. private party. Just beink you and me, baby."

The other women groan with sorrow.
>"Awww, prince, please stayink."
>"Is beink lonely vhithout you, prince."

>>13669

Ugh...I am now remembering Full Frontal Axebeard. Thanks man, I was trying (in vain) to forget that. Excuse me now while I go throw up my pizza.

Suggest a room away from the smell.

>>13673
Maybe, at least for a short while, an intimate meeting chamber, full of the rustle of paper?

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)17:15 No. 13685 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Maybe, at least for a short while, an intimate meeting chamber?"
, Mudy suggest politly.

>"But ofcourse."

The prince gets up and leads Mudy through the crowd of women to a small curtained door in the corner of the hall.
Inside he puts on a robe.
>"Please, be havink seat. Vhat is news from mother?"

Compliment his decorum.

"I bring the unfortunate news that she is not coming back." then show him the diadam.

>>13685
We don't want him to know we're sizing people up for the crown...
"She has... asked me to check on her children and see about the position of the politics for her.
So tell me, how do you feel about all this business with the Skullking?"

"Aaaand she has appointed me to determine what should become of the kingdom"

>>13690
appointed /by force/

>>13685
'I was trapped in the Oracle chamber by a minion of the Skullking, Calavera, who claimed to have trapped your mother in the chambers some thirteen years ago. As far as I am aware he is still at large. Once inside, I took advantage of my small stature to bypass the majority of the traps, and find a room wherein you mother resides. Once I introduced myself, she implied that she is going to spend her remaining days down there, in contemplation of her life, the decisions she has made and the impact she has had on the world around her. She had hoped that her descendants would have a firmly established an prosperous government going by now, and was disappointed to hear of the alliance with the Skullking and the seeming loss of your people's direction. She commanded me to bring back word that she does not intend to return, and that she fully expects her children to start working together for the good of Firewater. And operating as a part of the Skullking's army will only lead to the death of your culture and your social enjoyments. So, are you willing to support an alliance with the other nations to put an end to the Skullking? Prince Rapier and Princess Halberd already have expressed an interest in this endeavor for the betterment of you people, will you not also endorse it to insure that your people stay prosperous enough you never need let go of your personal enjoyments?'

>>13694
Save that for when we meet with everyone to announce that we're choosing the next ruler.
For now we should just talk politics with each of them and size them up / turn them against the Skullking.

>>13694
>'I was trapped in the Oracle chamber by a minion of the Skullking, Calavera, who claimed to have trapped your mother in the chambers some thirteen years ago. As far as I am aware he is still at large.

>Once inside, I took advantage of my small stature to bypass the majority of the traps, and find a room wherein you mother resides. Once I introduced myself, she implied that she is going to spend her remaining days down there, in contemplation of her life, the decisions she has made and the impact she has had on the world around her. She had hoped that her descendants would have a firmly established an prosperous government going by now, and was disappointed to hear of the alliance with the Skullking and the seeming loss of your people's direction.

>She commanded me to bring back word that she does not intend to return, and that she fully expects her children to start working together for the good of Firewater. And operating as a part of the Skullking's army will only lead to the death of your culture and your social enjoyments.

>So, are you willing to support an alliance with the other nations to put an end to the Skullking? Prince Rapier and Princess Halberd already have expressed an interest in this endeavor for the betterment of you people, will you not also endorse it to insure that your people stay prosperous enough you never need let go of your personal enjoyments?'

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)17:35 No. 13700 ID: fb5d8e
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>"She has... asked me to check on her children and see about the position of the politics for her."
Mudy takes a seat.
>"So tell me, how do you feel about all this business with the Skullking?"

The prince brings forth a waterpipe and begins puffing on it thoughtfully.
>"I am not willink to comment on tat."
He eyes Mudy carefully.
>"And am not believink either. Vhe are already ally vhith Skullkink, so please be leavink me alone about it."

>>13694
>>13697
We need to not talk down to this guy.

show him the diadam, watch him break down in tears.

>>13700
Despite his hedonism, this guy is obviously sharper than he looks. Let's be honest.

Produce the diadem.
Discover that you now possess boobs.

>>13700
'And what would you say if two of the children of the Skullking were already forming an alliance of nations to stop the Skullking, and with the Dark Elve's help they would be very likely of success?'

>>13700
"Fine. I'll level with you. She's asked me to make a very big decision and I need to know more about all of her children to do it."
Show him the diadem to prove you aren't a Skullking spy or something.

>>13700
"Well yes, you are allies with the Skullking, but Halberd and Rapier would rather break the ties with him. The Empress gave me this" *show diadem* "and I need to pick a new heir for her. So I'd like to know why I should pick you over someone else."

>>13705
Sharp.
Sharp and lazy.
Lazy will be the problem.

Guys, revealing details about the other siblings' feelings may not be a smart move at this time. Lets play our cards close to our chest.

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)17:51 No. 13723 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Fine. I'll level with you."
, Mudy says. He takes the diadem and shows it. >"She's asked me to make a very big decision and I need to know more about all of her children to do it."

At the sight of the diadem the prince closes his eyes and let's out a long deep sigh.
From the slight tremble in it, Mudy figures that the prince must still miss her mother, being only the second youngest of the royal family.
>"Okay.. I am believink."
, he finally replies.
>"I am feelink Skullkink is unculturink pig. Is only vharrink and destroyink. Infected Wastes is beink so ugly!"
He inhales and exhales some of the steam from his device.
>"I am not vhantink him to come here and takink avhay art and music and good food and freedom to havink fun. Is important to all intelligent beinks to havink pleasure next to vhork, and practicink creatitity.. Othervhise vhe beink just animals.
>So Skullkink can beink takink leetle skulls and puttink up butthole."

>>13723
Great, we got Stiletto on our side now.

Hrm, do we want to even bother with Bolt and Katana? Bolt has the racial superiority thing going, and Katana doesn't seem like a rebellion/alliance dealie would sit well with his pacifism.

On the other hand, if we could get the whole royal family to work together, I imagine things will go a great deal more smoothly than if we only got a majority.

So, I vote we head to see Katana first, since he is on our way to Rapier or slightly out of our way if we are heading to Bolt, so either way it saves time to visit him now.

>>13723
"I think you'll be surprised at how many of your siblings would agree with you on that."
Hm... I suppose we have all we need from him.
I guess we'll just excuse ourselves and go visit the next one...

>>13724
We still need to convince him to actually support us.
I suggest segueing into a discussion of music.

But not before we have an erotic encounter of some sort.

>>13724

Seeing Katana first would probably be ideal. Since we've already turned Rapier, Stiletto, and Halberd that leaves just him and Bolt. And if we have the backing of the other four it may make Bolt easier to turn. I can't imagine her arguing for long when even the entire royal family wants to break from their alliance.

Ask how he feels about his siblings!

>>13723
"Thank you. You have good taste in art, by the way."

"...If you don't mind I'll be going now."

>>13726

Hmm, you are right. All he said was he doesn't LIKE the Skullking. No one says you have to like your allies, just tolerate them long enough to work together. This conversation does need to proceed more now that I think about it.

>>13723

Mudy is a bard, so we have common ground on the appreciate of art. Bring that up and maybe talk briefly about his siblings in order to win him over fully. Best not to mention our true origins or the choosing a new heir to any of the siblings until the actual big meeting.

Suggestion 2009/07/25(Sat)18:09 No. 13734 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Thank you. You have good taste in art, by the way."
Mudy says as he puts the diadem away. He let's his feet dangle freely for a moment.
>"...If you don't mind I'll be going now."

The prince does not respond. He seems rather upset that the conversation has ended the way it did.

Mudy makes his exit regardless.

>>13734
:(
At least play a song on the way out...

Awww, why'd we leave? Stay and chat!

>>13734
Fuck.

'Incidentally, you aren't alone with your views on the Skullking, and an upcoming council meeting may have some very interesting contents to those who share your train of thought. In fact, I daresay you would find the topic quite enjoyable and satisfying.'


Finish slipping out the door, trowing him a knowing smile. I imagine he will get the message.

Yeaaah go for the song on the way out.

>>13734
Damnit, now I feel bad.

Go back in there and make passionate love with the prince. Do it NOW.

>>13734

I second the song on the way out. It may make him feel better, plus why not. We need to play more music!

>>13739
Yeah, saving throw with this.
He seems to be a lover of culture, and it's kinda like you just blew him off.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)18:18 No. 13745 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy spontaneously backtracks to his seat.
An awkward silence follows.

Meh. He gets enough poon from his harem.

>>13744
>blew him off.
Or maybe he's upset that you didn't.

don't forget to mention Calevera

..do a little dance.

Gaze longingly into his deep, brown eyes.

>13745

I'm sorry for the abrupt departure. I've been a little frazzled recently. As an aficionado of the arts, I'd like to provide you a gift of bardic music, in an attempt to excuse my rudeness.

*Play Bardic Music*

>>13745
Damnit what are we doing.

This looks like a talk show set.

Let's try something like this:

"I agree with your views on the Skullking, and I should have expressed that better. I'm sorry if I may have just blown you off a few seconds ago, I'm just feeling a bit.. awkward in this garb. Your sister kind of had some fun with dressing me up and.. this was the end result. I would like to talk more about your views on the situation, as your feelings on this are as important as everyone else's."

and after playing for him, warn him of calavera.

>>13745
"Sorry, I just realized that abrupt departure was sort of rude.
I've been a bit... distracted lately. Having something to do made me forget my manners."

>>13745
'You aren't alone in your views. Several of your brothers and sisters also dislike this alliance, and would rather be done with the Skullking. If a measure were to be proposed to ally with other nations to defeat the Skullking, and thereafter attempt diplomatic trade improvement and art exchanges, would you be willing to give it your support.'

Flustered as he is by our strange antics, I imagine he wouldn't have time or the presence of mind right now to lie.

>>13745

Complete with awkwardly looking at each other.

>>13752

Seconded

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/25(Sat)18:28 No. 13762 ID: fb5d8e
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>"S.. Sorry, I just realized that abrupt departure was sort of rude."
Mudy clears his throat.
>"I've been a bit... distracted lately. Having something to do made me forget my manners."

Stiletto is silent for a moment.
>"Vhell.. I.. I imaginink is pressurink to workink for Queen Empress."
, he replies.
>"Maybe vhill be good to takink rest for moment? Can joinink orgy. Is not shamink me."

JOIN IN. GOOD END.

>>13762
uuhh yeah... let's not.

PLAY SONG, WARN, FLEE.

play a song on the magic flute to relax.