Naomi 2010/02/13(Sat)11:05 No. 130507 ID: fdcff1
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After getting out of the Hyperlink, I was told every other passenger was sent to the hospital. And I don't know where it is.

... From the looks of this place, I'm probably in Mikuchan.

Can you sing? THIS IS IMPORTANT.

Naomi 2010/02/13(Sat)11:11 No. 130510 ID: fdcff1
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NO I CAN'T SING!
I am one of the few at my martial arts school who couldn't sing in chorus in the midst of our training.

>>130510
SHIT!

Well uh this is akward.

Shit girl.... you better find a quick way to learn how to sing. Make this a priority!

Can you rhyme?
if so you can Rap! RAP FOR YOUR LIFE!

Naomi 2010/02/13(Sat)11:20 No. 130523 ID: fdcff1
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I don't think I need to sing to get around.

Right?

... What are they looking at?

>>130523
You arguing with yourself. Ask them where the hospital is. We need to check up on our french friend. He could be all alone and scared in this strange land of singing.

>>130523
There's also the problem of where to stay for the night.

Naomi 2010/02/13(Sat)11:32 No. 130538 ID: fdcff1
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"Excuse me, can you tell me where the hospital is?"

"..."

>>130538
I think ,regretfully, that you're going to have to rephrase that into a song. Something I can't really help with, I can neither rhyme nor rap and my capacity as a songwriter is also rather limited.

Naomi 2010/02/13(Sat)11:46 No. 130554 ID: fdcff1
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"CaAaNN YooUuu TEEELL meeee where ThE HoospItal ees~?"

"... You're a weird foreigner."

>>130554
"Well you didn't answer me so I assumed that you weren't fluent in english.

But yeah. Hospital, where to? Please and thank you? What, do I have to throw in a 'nyaa' too?"

>>130554
Apologies profusely. Tell them that you're sadly lacking in education other than ways to kill with your bare fists, like that one time you ripped the tits of someone, lit them on fire and then used their burning head as a projectile to burn someone alive.

That should make them show you some respect.

Naomi 2010/02/13(Sat)11:53 No. 130567 ID: fdcff1
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They're just kids! Why would they believe someone like me if I told them I did that?

"Sorry, I thought you weren't fluent in english, since you didn't answer me.
So can you tell me where the hospital is? And throw in a "nyaa", too?"

"... We don't talk to strangers."

>>130567
Perform Emoticon: unicodestare.emt

"Frig, it's not like I'm asking you to get into a van. Christ, forget it. I'll find it myself."

>>130567
Well you might have had to demonstrate by punching through a wall while standing on eggshells.

But these lame ass kids seem disinclined to help you. Keep walking until we find someone that's not a douche.

>>130567
Move along then.

Hadoken
The answer to every problem

Naomi 2010/02/13(Sat)12:26 No. 130593 ID: fdcff1
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"It's not like I'm trying to get you into a van- You know what? Nevermind. I'll find it myself."

I don't know why they gave me a weird look.
Is it what I'm wearing?

>>130593
Maybe due to the fact that you are DANGEROUSLY FURRY in appearance.

>>130593
They're the douchebag juniors of the McDouchebag family. Fuck em, they must have been intimidated by your killing aura or something like that. Just remember not to save them if they get attacked by furries.

Lets find some helpful people and ask them for the way instead.

Naomi 2010/02/13(Sat)12:55 No. 130614 ID: fdcff1
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.. Quit calling me furry, the ascii majority look like cats.

So I came across.. This.

"Can you tell me where the Hospital is?"

"Sure, but why go there in those dirty clothes? It smells like furfag blood! Were you fighting furfags? Are you one of the loose Hyperlink passengers?
Questions aside, how about we go get you some decent clothes?"

STOP MAKING WORDS, LADY

>>130614
"Only if you're paying. Otherwise, Hospital please."

>>130614
The loss of baggy pants and midriff is great, but if everyone's gonna get turned off by the smell you might want to consider some new clothes.

>>130616
Nah, visit a laundromat first.

>>130614
Explain that your clothes are fine. And yes that is in fact the aroma of furfag blood, it's hard to keep it off when you're killing them with your fists. But if she insists that you need new clothes she is welcome to buy them, after you have been to the hospitol to check up on your friend.

Naomi 2010/02/13(Sat)13:08 No. 130631 ID: fdcff1
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"Why not to the laundromat first?"

"You want to impress that friend of yours at the hospital, don't you?"

"Well-"

"Don't worry, I'll pay!"

"Oh.. Thanks."

"No problem! Say, what's your name?"

"Naomi. Yours?"

"I was born without a name, so I'm Anonymous. Or Anon."

She needs a name.
What should we call her?

Thursday McBitches

>>130631
Annie.

Call her Rachel.

Every time you need her, yell like Aaron Eckhart did in Dark Knight.

>>130631
Alice.

>>130631
Call her Tina McTittifisticuffs!

>>130631
"Nonono, Anonymous wont do. Too many plaguing that group and giving it a bad name nowadays. Hm...two eighth notes for a face...lemme throw some suggestions out here.

Eight, Quaver, Achtelnote, Croma, Colcheia, Ósemka, Kahdeksasosanuotti? We can shorten some of the longer ones if you want, like Achtelnote into Achtel, or Kahdeksasosanuotti to Kahde~"

Naomi 2010/02/13(Sat)13:32 No. 130657 ID: fdcff1
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"How about we call you Achtel?"

"OKAY OKAY sounds good!! Let's go shopping now!"

She's a very energetic person.

>>130631

I like her already! :D

>>130631
Stick to the basics that work: Nemo

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)00:34 No. 131845 ID: fdcff1
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We made it to some vocaloid department store.
Every article of clothing here looks like vocaloid and utau wear.

"Here we are~"

"Okay, thanks, but could you please not si-"

"FAMIRY FAMIRY FAMIRYY
FAMIRY FAMIRY MAAART~"

Dear god why did I agree to go with this banshee.
(excuse the long pause, busy day today)

>>131845
No worries. :)

Duck into changing room to escape the awful singing.

Get clothes as fast as you can and you won't have to hear it. RUN. RUN FAST.

>>131845

Proceed with stuffing her face so she cannot sing.

>>131845
Looking pretty rage there. Go and buy some ear plugs or a mp3 to drown out the horrible singing. She has been nice enough to you so it's to early to rip out her vocal chords to make her shut up.

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)01:00 No. 131863 ID: fdcff1
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Blindingly grabbing the nearest sets of clothes and running quickly to one of the changing rooms, I could hear her singing at a distance.

Hey, it's better than being actually close to it.

Indeed.

Equip clothings.

Slowly. P:

When you come out, silence the banshee. With your tongue.

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)01:18 No. 131878 ID: fdcff1
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I'm not going to dress slowly and I'm not going to put my toungue in her mouth.

So what do you think? Is it decent?

>>131878

Sure. Go with what works, I guess.

Nice, though you could pick out some new shoes.

Don't forget a pair of knee-socks.

>>131884

What's wrong with the slipper-esque shoes?

>>131878

Passing fair. But clearly >>131870 meant not to be affectionate, but that you should physically assault the noisy Vocaloid using only your tongue, until she is no longer able to sing. THERE ARE 24 WAYS TO KILL A HUMAN BEING. WITH YOUR TONGUE.

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)01:54 No. 131907 ID: fdcff1
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Okay, I managed to shut her up, she paid, we left-


"... Jacques?"

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)01:55 No. 131909 ID: fdcff1
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"I thought you were at the hospital!"

"Euh.. Non. My fever, I am over it now. Zey found nozzing wrong with me, so I 'ad to leave."

Uh...

Introduce the singing lady to frenchie.

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)02:07 No. 131916 ID: fdcff1
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"I was WORRIED about you- nevermind. Meet Achtel. She bought me new clothes."

"Hellooo~"

"... Salut, odd chante fille."

Well, now that we've regrouped, let's get back on track to finding a way to /co/ or possibly /k/.

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)02:40 No. 131936 ID: fdcff1
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Unfortunately we can't reach 4chan by hyperlink since it's probably closed down for investigations.
They may or may not have closed down other methods of travel.

>>131936
Make your way over to tg by foot. You must find and equip a most holy flamer and melta gun, bonus points if you can also get your hands on a power armor. The furfags shall be killed with fire and yiff in hell.

You know what might help you while you're in Mikuchan? Auto-Tune.

Get Frenchie a scarf so he looks like Kaito. :3c

Then get headsets and form a music trio that becomes so popular you're downloaded to 4chan's /jp/. Viola, then you can get to /co/ more easily~

I wish I could be awake when this updates. :C

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)20:31 No. 132607 ID: fdcff1
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(ghjsgdjhs sorry to keep you guys waiting, i need to find time to update)

I'm not sure about weapon stores around here, but let's see if we can find a method of transportation, since we have to go over the sea, and swimming in the sea by ourselves isnt safe-

...
The fuck? Is that a giant pelican?

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)20:47 No. 132622 ID: fdcff1
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You know what? Let's go find a weapon shop first.

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)21:04 No. 132643 ID: fdcff1
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aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)21:04 No. 132644 ID: fdcff1
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We're here!

>>132622

tripletreeblade.png

Also, what just happened??

It looked like the giant pelican was some sort of transport.

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)21:38 No. 132679 ID: fdcff1
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We threw ourselves in.
And yes, that giant pelican was a source of transportation. But is it worth it?

That stuff aside, we managed to find weapons that'd fit our budget, but we can only afford two or three.

Choose wisely.

>>132679
NUNCHUCKS

Molotov's and the... sword thing. Wooden sword?

We need the Molotov's since their ammo is plentiful. The sword will be handy in close encounters.

>>132679
Nunchucks for Naomi.
Molotovs... because fucking MOLOTOVS.

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)21:58 No. 132700 ID: fdcff1
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Molotovs- 20bux
Nunchucks- 10bux
Samurai sword- 100bux

That'd be.. 130 out of 430 bux.
Nunchucks are in my inventory, molotovs are in Jacques, and Achtel equipped the sword.

So, should we take this method of transportation? My head is hurting from vocaloid singing..

>>132700
Get used to it toots, Achtel is a party member now~
And yes, get in that pelican's gullet. We can't stay here, this is Vocaloid country.

You know what they say... Pelican is the safest way to travel!

Or was that airplanes... I get them confused.

>>132700
It's the bird or you stay here and listen to even more of them try to sing. At least this way you only have to deal with Achtel (who is an official party member no matter anyone's opinion on the matter)

>>132732

Hey man, if Achtel gets too overbearing, we're ditching her on the first FTP server we find.

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)22:41 No. 132752 ID: fdcff1
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Coming up to the young man who ran the pelican ride woke up. He looks awfully young to be doing this.

"Can you give us a lift?"

"To where?"

"4chan."

"Awfurry rong, you pay for each stop."

"We'll see how long we'll last."

"Okay! 75 bux!"

I paid the kid and hopped in. It's not that bad, it's pretty comfortable. And safe. And weird.

>>132752
Weird in what way?

>>132767

Well, for starters, its a big ol' pouch in the mouth of a bird.

Second, it must smell like fish.

>>132771
Yeah, but it smelling like fish wouldn't be weird. It would be expected, given the situation.

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)23:09 No. 132781 ID: fdcff1
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Strangely, I expected it to smell like fish. It doesnt. It smells minty fresh, maybe because the owner of this cleans it up in here after meal time.

Second, you try having your first time riding in an animal's mouth. Or pouch. Or whatever it is.

>>132771
What I'm trying to find out is in what way does it feel weird, pointing out it's purpose and smell tells me nothin outside of the obvious.

>>132784

The pelican pouch is essentially a giant flap of skin.

Take pictures while you're flying! We wanna see the area we're flying over!

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)23:30 No. 132788 ID: fdcff1
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Okay, okay!
Here's what we're flying over.

Wow. The internet sure has a lot of islands.

>>132789

Also, we seem to be very high up. What's our cruising altitude?

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)23:41 No. 132792 ID: fdcff1
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Actually, this is the planet of channels. The internet.. It's more of a galaxy.
Gaiafags? Aliens to us. Those furfags? Aliens, they inhabit an island called Fchan, possibly other minority lands. SA, Subeta, Neopia, DevART, Second life, etc.. Alien worlds to us.
There are alot of worlds in our galaxy. Some of these worlds and their aliens tend to give our world a bad name.

Naomi 2010/02/15(Mon)23:56 No. 132795 ID: fdcff1
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As for cruising altitude..

How the hell should I know?

>>132795
Okay I guess we've seen enough.

Why aren't you worried about the pelican's tongue and stuff?

Naomi 2010/02/16(Tue)00:03 No. 132798 ID: fdcff1
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I'm trying not to give it much attention.
And sitting away from it.

>>132798
Yeah, I can see how that'd be weird. What with its breath washing over you? Ugh...

Maybe take a nap until you get to 4chan? Or you could talk with Jacques some. You haven't had much of a chance to speak with him due to the recent events, and talking is usually a good way to pass the time.

Whatever you do, don't think about being swallowed by the pelican.

>>132802

Or sitting on its soft, warm, wet tongue.

Naomi 2010/02/16(Tue)00:50 No. 132805 ID: fdcff1
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Yeah- We hardly talked to each other all day.

"Hey, what happened after the hyperlink stopped at Mikuchan, and why was I left in there?"

"I managed to 'ide you and got outside, zen I was taken to ze hospital, zen I 'ad to leave since zere was nozzing wrong with me."

"And those clothes- where did you get them?"

"I took zem."

>>132805

Comment on how tres chic he is.

Naomi 2010/02/17(Wed)18:32 No. 133727 ID: fdcff1
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"You look très chic."

"Merci!"

(again, sorry for being slow.)

>>133727

So where will we be stopping first? Didn't the pelican driver say he had several places to go?

(Hey, compared to Gnoll, you're a veritable SR-71, and we love his quests. Don't sweat it.)

>>133727

What's up with that throat in the back there? Why's that X there?

>>133727
Remember to file a complaint for cruelty to animals for setting up a blockade in this things throat. Now how is it going to eat small mammals?

>>133739
<:3c

Naomi 2010/02/17(Wed)18:50 No. 133750 ID: fdcff1
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I think the blockade is there to keep passengers from slipping in.

The next stop? I don't know, hopefully close around 4chan.

"... You went quiet, is zere somezing wrong?"

Explain your nervousness about being in a giant pelican's mouth.

>>133750

Explain your disconcertion at being in the mouf of an avian flying high and fast.

>>133750
There's two things you can tell him - >>133767's suggestion, or that you're talking with us and we're making inappropriate passes at you.
Because, really, that's what we do half the time anyway.

[By the way, you might consider hopping on the IRC once in a while - if you haven't already.]

Unless there's a different reason we went silent?

What's really on your mind, Naomi?

Naomi 2010/02/17(Wed)19:43 No. 133798 ID: fdcff1
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"... I'm just nervous."

"About what?"

"About being in a giant avian's mouth while high in the air at high speed, and the orb keeps sugges-"

"'scuse me, I need to go potty."

!!!

(IRC doesn't work for me, for some reason.)

>>133798

Uh... how is that gonna work? o_O

[spoilers}Try using Mibbit, it's a web-based IRC client. http://www.mibbit.com[/spoilers]

>>133805

I sure screwed THAT up...

So like, is she just gonna hang it out over the side or some shit?

>>133811

D:

Quick, grab Jacques' succulent buttocks while the lights are out!

>>133820
I think he could *guess* who did it.

>>133822

We "accidentally" did it while looking for uh... a place to... sit.

Use your imagination, man! :o

Naomi 2010/02/17(Wed)20:54 No. 133887 ID: fdcff1
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"Mon dieu! Naomi!"

"S-sorry! I was trying to find a place to sit~!"

"But you were already sitting!"

>End of chapter 4

>>133887

HA HA! Awesome.