Up!

Up! Let's see what controls the big guys!

>>126381
Down. Let's find out who is responsible for what happened to you all. I mean we have a black crow, a nympho dog, a pony girl and a human without its skin here. I really wanna know how the fuck that happened and why.

Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)13:09 No. 126408 ID: 15f6d6
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"Down! Down! Down!" I scream. I want to get to the bottom of all this shit.

It's hopeless though! We'll never make it in time! She's closing too fast!

"NOOOO! I LOVE YOU JIM! RUN! RUN! I'LL HOLD HER OFF!"

Unia? I think that was what her name was?

"Hey Jim,"says dogtits, "What is going on?"

The pony starts shouting.

"Sonofabitch that tiny dog won't stop barking!"

Explain poorly!

>>126408
Seems like the pony lady can't understand Charlotte. Tell Charlotte that some creepy whalething you met before is fending off the angry whalething so you can get away.

Ask Ponyface why she can't understand Charlotte.

>>126408
Assure the blind doggy that everything is just fine. One of the whale ladies just couldn't resist your massive charm and now she is saving you all.

Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)13:35 No. 126422 ID: 15f6d6
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Holy shitballs they are coming from every fucking direction!

Another one is shouting

UNIA NOOOO! I WILL SAVE YOU!

More are shouting everywhere!

GET THAT HELICOPTER! GET THAT RED!

Shouting and confusion everywhere!

Well, I can talk because, you know, I can, like, physically talk. I can just sort of understand dogtits. And the spacewhales now that I think about it. I don't talk human language when I talk to dogtits though.

"My massive charm can't be resisted by the ladies. One of them is saving us. No big"

Dogtits starts sniffling.

"One of the ladies? I-I thought we had something special jim... what am I to you? after last night..."

"Oh god," the pony says, "now it's whimpering. Every sound that comes out of that thing is more annoying than the last one."

>"P-please, quiet"
says the skin whatever thing
>"trying to fly helicopter."

Hush up, hug dog.

Quietly assure dogtits that you spurned the advances of Unia.

>>126422
Hug charlotte.

>>126422
Tell you doggy friend that she is indeed special. The whale just kidnaped you and then had probably planed to rape you in her lair. But dogtits is special and you won't abandon her to her fate.

Also tell her to stop talking. By putting your tongue in her mouth.

Tell that to expect you to stay with her is like expecting the wind to... fuck a dog.

Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)13:52 No. 126440 ID: 15f6d6
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Okay, I am seriously not putting my tongue in her mouth. Her face has my spunk all over it.

"Don't worry, Charlotte," I say, "I didn't want to have anything to do with that crazy bitch. She straight up tried to rape me."

I got to let her down gently, though. I don't want Charlotte to get the wrong idea about me. My heart belongs to another.

"But listen, seriously, expecting me to stay with you is like expecting the wind... to fuck a dog."

She immediately starts crying.

The pony thing starts talking to the dead whatever.

"I didn't even know a dog could make that sound. Both of these guys smell awful too. What is that all over them? Do we really need these animals?"

>C-could be useful. Can t-talk to things between. Can fit in small place. Can understand human speech

"Wait, they can understand us? I thought the bird was just squalking 'down' randomly."

Oh, I forgot to say, everything is all dark and fucked up looking.

Duly noted. Tell them they don't smell very good themselves.

>>126440
I knew we should've gone up.

Good lord what IS this place? It looks like there are houses but they're upside down.

>>126440
Dude, you don't let emotionally distressed women down easily. You pretend everything is fine until the day you just walk out. What kind of asshole are you? Now comfort that fine doggy lady. She needs you and appreciates you alot more than that skanky hoe crow you tried to mack with earlier.

Also ask of the red thing can understand you. The other red ones we have run into did seem to understand us after all.

>>126440
>animals
Randomly squalk 'Pony'
Stupid bitch.

>>126440

Flap on the pony's shoulder and tell her "hey babe I can do more than understand."

What's the thing with the yellow lights back there?

Pony is awesome.

Go pony. Do something awesome.

Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)14:35 No. 126487 ID: 15f6d6
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Maybe you guys are right. Do I really have feelings for her though? I mean, she's a dog and a cripple.

"Hey! Hey! stop crying!" I tell Charlotte. I give her a hug. "Nah, you're totally special and stuff. I'm just kidding."

She stops crying.

I don't want to fly up there. I'm kinda scared of her. I will sure as hell talk trash, though.

I squalk at the pony.

"Yo. You don't smell too good either, also, you're a pony."

"Right, well, sorry about that," she mumbles.

I also ask the red, by which I guess you mean the dead thing, if it can understand me.

>"Y-yes. Can understand you and dog."

We fly up to the big thing with the yellow lights.

The lights are huge paper lanterns, hanging upside down. This building is seriously large.

>>126487
Say you're kidding and that ponywife smells awesome because she totally does.

Also try to fly into the top of her shirt while she's piloting.

See if you can get dogtits to clean the two of you up. Pony might be bitchy, but she's right.

>>126487
Yes that Pony is terrifying. We have seen her wade through a horde of enemies. Don't piss her off to much.

Ask them to land the helicopter in one of the houses. We have questions to ask and answears to get. First of all in the line being what the fuck is happening and why did they decide to wipe out mankind with a freaky mist?

Confide to pony that she smells just fine.

Also, say that this looks like, a japanese shrine and shit.

>>126489
She's not piloting. Red is. Also, don't distract the pilot.

Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)15:01 No. 126519 ID: 15f6d6
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Yeah, we're flying up to the biggest building there is. It's seriously big.

I squalk to the pony.

"Hey! Sorry. You smell awesome."

Then I turn to Charlotte.
"Hey, babe, can you clean us up? We're seriously kind of disgusting."

Charlotte cleans herself up first, and then she gets me clean.

I think pony chick is frowning at us, but she isn't saying anything else.

>We go in through the window, or the front door?

"I'm not too sure" says the pony.

>>126519
Let's try the front door.

>>126519
We're sneaking into an enemy location. Go in through the window.

>>126519
The front door. We're gonna bust them down and be all like "Yo what the fuck holmes?! Why the fuck are you guys spreading some punk ass mist that turns humans into freakish abominations?!" and they had better answear or you're going to scar their minds with some bird on dog live porno shows.

I guess go in through the window.

>>126534
What is going on, first?

Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)15:28 No. 126538 ID: 15f6d6
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Eh. Front door seems like a better plan.

We fly through some halls and shit, and then end up here.

What the hell, man?

There's like pipes and crap everywhere, and a huge ass hole in the floor.

A dry, creepy hiss comes out of the hole.

Who is here? Come closer, so I can see you.

The Red pipes up.

>"Don't know what will happen, but can destroy it with Dreamcatcher. Hopefully escape in process."

"I want to know what the hell is going on first," says the pony.

>"What about you, C-crow? Just give the word. I will d-destroy all of it."

The pipes run through everything, breaking holes in the floor and the walls and shit.

Everything rumbles like a big ass machine is going full-throttle. The pipes kinda vibrate and shit.

>>126537
Find out what the fuck is going on. This shit is way to bizarre to just destroy it without knowing what it is first.

Fuck no, we want to know what's going on too.

>>126538

Say that you're in agreement with the attractive pony.

>>126538
I say we should destroy it while we still have the chance.

Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)15:46 No. 126559 ID: 15f6d6
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Guys, she's not hot, OK? She's like, weird looking.

"I say we go with Pony's idea."

"My name is Susan," she says. Kinda grumpy-like.

>Okay, just remember. You s-say the word, I cast the spell.

We get up near the hole, and a freaking WORM floats up (down?) out of it. A worm guys. What the fuck?

Well, thank you so much for obliging me. What could I possibly help you fine young ladies and gentlemen with? I do so hope I can be of some assistance.."

He kinda talks like a queer a little bit.

>>126559
Ask him what the fuck is going on and why the fuck it's going on. The whale bastards weren't exactly informative on that last part.

>>126559
"Hey what's with all the mist and shit, it's fucking up all the humans."

>>126559

Hey man, could you like, stop there being zombies down there on earth or something? It's like, really bumming out everyone.

Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)16:19 No. 126577 ID: 15f6d6
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[the exposition is right side up]
"so, dude, what the hell is going on here, anyway? Also, mist and zombies and shit. Could you cut that out?"

"Please allow me to exposit in detail.

I was born on another world. I don't know where I came from, but I can chew holes between all kinds of existences. I ate and ate, looking for some world, knowing I needed something but not knowing what is was.

One day, I came to a world where almost everything was made of magic. Funny scaled deer with horns and foxes with tails and strange people were there, and they told me to leave. They were made of magic, though, so I ate them.

I went up to their biggest palace, and found their big dragon leader who tried to talk to me about all kinds of things. He was tiresome, and also made of delicious magic, so I ate him.

I ate all the magic in the world, but it wasn't quite enough for me to be full.

I found two worlds adjacent to this one, though. One of them was full of a peculiar mist, but it is also full of extremely dangerous creatures. I used my power to siphon the mist on that world into some relatively stupid world that was just floating around not doing anything.

Some of the minds on that world weren't completely stupid, and I altered the mist so that it could transform those minds into ripe conduits who could summon the latent magic out of that world and put it in a nice, convenient form for me to eat.

They never get the chance, though. The stupid fish from the mist world could go down there, because of the mist I pumped into the dumb world they can live there and use their powers, and they keep grabbing my little conduits before they can finish working.

All I want to do is eat a little more delicious magic and turn into a beautiful butterfly, is that so much to ask?

Hey, give me that thing you have! I could use it to stop the stupid fish and pupate at long last! We can all happily live on the stupid world together, once I eat the magic up that it wasn't using anyway.

>>126577
A'aight, cap this motherfucker. He's the one what done it.

Tell the dude to listen up. Tell him to get the fuck. He better get the hell on out of here and go eat up some other world or something, because if not we're gonna waste his ass right here and now. Oh, and tell him to stop makin' the mists all weird and makin' humans into zombies. The whales are trying to stop what he started and make humans better.

Trying to kill him may just make him mad. He must be really powerful to be able to eat all the magic.

Ask him if he understands the nature of good and evil.

If the space worm becomes a space butterfly could he restore the earth?

Tell him you'll only help him if he restores this world once he's finished pupating.

>>126577
Blow the fucking shit out of that fuckwit.

Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)17:15 No. 126643 ID: 15f6d6
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"Okay, motherfucker, I'm Jim Fucking Crow. I got some questions for you. First, can you do this shit somewhere else? That place is where I live. Seriously. Second, do you know what good and evil are? Third, can you put everything back after you butterfly? Answer wrong and I will blow the shit out of you. We can do that, right Red?"

>"Can totally do that. Preparing now."

"What the hell is it saying?," asks the pony. She needs to get a clue. Seriously.

Why do you care? The mist doesn't affect any of you. I can't move my whole operation- it is almost complete. Once I pupate, we can all be just fine. I will even leave, if that is what you want. Your world will be fine. The only difference will be the utter lack of humans, minus those of you who are immune to the mist. As I said before, none of you will be affected, and your world doesn't use the bit of magic I need. Just give me that thing you have and we can all peacefully coexist. Yes. I understand good and evil. It is good for me to pupate. I suppose evil is the opposite of that. Now, will you please give me the thing?"

Okay, so whats up? Give it to him or fry this queer?

>>126643
Butterfly can go fuck himself. FIRE THE MISSILES!

>>126643
READY.
AIM.
FIRE!

>>126643
"We used to BE humans, numbnuts! But now thanks to you, we're a bunch of furries."

Blast him. Don't give him anything he might be able to use against us.

Let him pupate.

>>126643
Fry the fucking shit out of that egomanical shitfuck. He doesn't even realize that you're all humans. Or well ex-humans. Fucker needs a leason in moral relativety and consequences fucking up your shit.

While fucking up his shit yell out "Well killing you is good for me shit for brains!".

>>126649

Sure, let him space butterfly.

Let him be a butterfly

Tell him that you'll let him butterfly, but he has to let the whales let the animals back to earth. Also, don't hurt the mantas. D:

>>126649
>>126652
>>126653
>>126676
Come on people. This thing has already wiped out two civilizations without a shred of regret or remorse. He's like a succesful double Hitler and you're saying that we should not only let him get away with it but also let him achieve his goals?

I said it before and I will say it again. Blow that giant fucking interdimensional larva the fuck up and defile the corpse. Nobody fucks over mankind and gets away with it.

I WANT TO SEE THE SPACE BUTTERFLY

Yeah, destroy the fucker.

Let him become the butterfly.

Blow it up! BLOW IT UP!

PUPATE INTO THE WONDERFUL SPACE BUTTERFLY

Space butterfly.

Hands down.

Votan kill him.

Blow this asshole up.

Crow, when you give the order for the love of god don't speak the language the Caterpillar speaks. Look at the pony or dog or shit... unless it also understands every language like the red...

Look at what button the red is about to press and press it yourself. Do not let it get the chance to dodge or you might get eaten.

Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)18:00 No. 126748 ID: 15f6d6
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Oh man, I never thought I'd agonize over this so hard.

Fuck it. I give the order to blow that fucker to kingdom come!

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS COOL! IT CUT THE FUCK IN HALF!

All the pipes are shattering! Shit is pouring everywhere! Fuck! Abandon ship! Abandon ship!

The hole? Should we go for the hole? It goes to Earth, right?

>>126748

go back the way you came already.

>>126748

GO THROUGH HOLE

>>126748
Go through the hoooooole

Try the hole!

1/4 Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)18:47 No. 126802 ID: 15f6d6
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[Animated]

ALRIGHT! WE GO THROUGH THE HOLE!

2/4 Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)18:48 No. 126805 ID: 15f6d6
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Oh shit! The pilot turned into a regular dead body that can't fly helicopters! Fuck all this!

3/4 Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)18:50 No. 126810 ID: 15f6d6
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[ANIMATED]

Did I just like, save the world?

4/4 Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)18:50 No. 126811 ID: 15f6d6
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I guess I did.

Where to now?

>>126811

Go find a shiny for your new pony girlfriend.

Go and drop off dogtits somewhere and tell her to be free or something. See if ponygirl wants to get a drink

Celebrate with Ponygirl.

Don't give us any shit about not thinking she's hot. She is adorable and you will show her appreciation.

Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)19:13 No. 126834 ID: 15f6d6
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Dude! Seriously. I am not hitting on Su- pony. Whatever the hell her name is. Lay off. There is only one girl for me, and I've got a ring, just for her.

>>126834
Dogtit's right below you. Not a good idea to hit on girlcrow right now. I mean, she'd probably wail about how you're cheating and blah blah blah woman stuff but you wouldn't look good.

DO NOT HIT THE DEADLY ELECTRIC WIRES.

>>126834

Offer the ring and be like "hey look, I went everywhere for you and I brought you this. I think you're a hot chick."

Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)19:22 No. 126847 ID: 15f6d6
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Dude, I know she's down there. She's fucking blind though, seriously.

"So, hey, I got you this ring. How 'bout it?"

"You know I'm a guy, right?"

Fuck.

>>126847

haha, you homo

Dog. Now. Do it faggit.

>>126847
She's blind but dogs have good hearing man.

And you stupid.

>>126851

Fuck that, she's blind.

Go off and get drunk, and then do something strange and stupid.

>>126853
>something strange and stupid

yeah like fuck a d-oh wait.

Fuck codependent doggie. Time to drown our sorrows in booze.

THE END Ceaver 2010/02/06(Sat)19:48 No. 126882 ID: 15f6d6
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And so, the apocalypse came to an end.

The mist retreated and with it, the power that animated the zombies.

Cities full of stinking corpses now held no supernatural danger, and the Mantas could no longer interfere with the affairs of what remained of humanity.

Those that the Mantas altered spread out, reuniting what remained of broken humanity, and they began to rebuild.

The human race survived, and without the Manta's magic, the children of the altered humans were people, not ponies.

It took many generations for mankind to rebuild what it had lost, but eventually it once again covered the surface of the earth.

As for Jim, the savior of humanity?

Well, he finally put that ring to good use.

THE END

>>126882

400/10 A+++

We got the good ending. I think.

>>126882
Poor Dogtits.

>>126892
We needed Harem ending with Dogtits, Spacewhale and Pony.

Mneme 2010/02/06(Sat)20:13 No. 126933 ID: a85626
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epilogue

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2010/02/06(Sat)20:22 No. 126944 ID: 9e9b47
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>>126933

Fixed

>>126882
Stupid Jim. He should have stayed with the dog. She was way cuter than the stupid pony.