>>126695
We wish we were you and getting sexed by a catgirl while handcuffed to a bed.

Jealousy

>>126721
I don't care if it's unpopular. It's Liam Neasson killing the shit out of Albanians to get back his daughter. That's fucking awesome and any critic that says otherwise can suck a cock.

>>126727
This one has a point Jaques. You damn lucky bastard.

>>126695

HOW MANY MEN ARE IN YOUR UNIT

WHAT IS THE PASSCODE

WHAT ARE THE COORDINATES

ANSWER. TGCHAN HAS WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK.

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)17:57 No. 126740 ID: fdcff1
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So many questions..
My accent iz not zat outrageous.
I am a beeeet shocked of being tied of like zis.

And Naomi iz not here, hence zis "BRB" letter I cannot open.

Ze tattoo... Are you sure you want to know about eet?

>>126740
There ain't much else to do, I guess. Let's hear about it.

>>126740
Sure. Do you have anything better to do right now? I guess we could play I spy or something else.

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)18:06 No. 126758 ID: fdcff1
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Ze tattoo on ze back of ma neck eez a Prisoner's Barcode.
Non, Je ne suis pas un fugitif de l'un des canaux principaux.

>>126758
What chan, then?

Oh cool.

You'll probably get some crazy pitysex if you play it right.

>>126762
All he has to do is get the orb back on what's-her-face and it's rape time.

Your name is not Jean Valjean is it? Run into any bishops with silverwares?

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)18:19 No. 126776 ID: fdcff1
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Eet iz for me to know, et for you to find out.

I 'ear ze door open, eet must be Naomi.
Oui, eet iz Naomi.. And someone else.

Someone else? That doesn't sound good.

>:D

>>126776

You're busted, dude.

>>126783
>Someone else? That does sound good.
Fix'd

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)18:38 No. 126793 ID: fdcff1
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... Bonne. Eet iz Alice, ze Clerk's daughter.

"Well, good news, Jacques. The clerk's daughter decided to pay for our room and breakfast.
Bad news is, you're still tied up."

Alice looks like she cannot contain 'er laughter..

This is going to end well.

Assuming you don't chafe easily.

Oooh, food! Tasty munchies!

And why is she smiling?

I hope there's bacon. Ask for the pretty ladies to help you out since you can't use your hands.

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)19:08 No. 126828 ID: fdcff1
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"Euh... I am afraid I cannot eat ma breakfast with ma hands tied.."

"Right, right.." Naomi et Alice had freed me from ze chains. Alice had placed ze meal on ze bed and swallowed her laughter.
Should I return ze orb? Or are you not done with moi.

Aww.. I was hoping they would hand feed you. :3

Tell us what channel you came from. 2chan? iichan?

Hey, maybe he comes from +4chan, they have some frenchies.

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)19:31 No. 126856 ID: fdcff1
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iichan, mais, I 'ave not been zere since I was a child.

"So Jacques, are you going to join me on traveling over to 4chan?"

"Ouais, why not."

.... Zis bacon is OKAY. Could use a little more salt..

>>126856

Is it crispy or limp? If it's not crispy bacon, throw a fit.

>>126856
More salt? Are you TRYING to raise your cholesterol level?

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)19:50 No. 126893 ID: fdcff1
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Eet iz a little limp, not enough salt.
I'll return you to Naomi now.
Pardon, I 'ave to get some clothes on..

"'ere, I'm done with zis."

"Okay, thanks."

>>126893
Σ=3

>>126900

First time I've seen a sigma used in an emote.

Hi Naomi! Frenchie here is on the run from the man, hence the bar code on his neck. He wouldn't spill the beans on where, though.

Jacques 2010/02/06(Sat)20:12 No. 126927 ID: fdcff1
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Hey, welcome back.
I think that's enough info on him for now. We can squeeze more dirt out of him later on.

"You said you were travelling to 4chan, right?"

"Yep."

"Well.. It's not entirely safe there, trolls infest most of the boards there. But, they're not the problem. What boards are you going to?"

"/co/ and /x/"

"Stay clear of /x/, it's /b/ invaded that part of country. /co/ should be safe. Also, avoid /r9k/, they hate women."

>>126927

Sage advice.

Also, we could stop by /k/ and pick up a Glock. They love those.

>>126927
/tg/ might be okay. But it might make you reminisce about TGChan.

/v/ is okay if you tread lightly, and avoid the trolls. And keep your opinions to yourself.

/tv/ if you're bored, /an/ if you like fuzzy things, and /ck/ for when you get hungry. /ck/ always has some good shit to eat.

I'm not sure If I want to go to /d/. Actually 99chan's /bdsm/ would be a safer place to go to get your man bed tying supplies. Take a trip to /k/ first and get a gun.....wait, you know kung-fu. Nevermind. Just watch out for chloroform rags.

Stick with /co/, /an/, /tg/, /ck/, /k/.

>>126935
I see what you did there.

>>126939
Kung-fu is good for surprising people who underestimate you. A gun is good as a symbol to keep people from messing with you. Each has its place, and they don't intrude on the others usefulness.

>>126927
How recent is this? Maybe check out some of the new boards like /lit/.

well... how bout we find a way to earn some cred...its

where would we earn credits around here?

>>126950

Good question. We need a source of income.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)20:44 No. 126970 ID: fdcff1
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We pack our stuff and get out of the motel.
I heed Alice's words, and I'll see to it I check out those places once we arrive to the Yotsuba Channel.
As for income, we only stayed for one night. I'm sure Jacques has more money than I do.
Examine Jacques inventory?

y/n

>>126970
y

>>126970
y

>>126970
I'm gonna go with n

We already locked him to his bed... it would be good to give him some respect and privacy, otherwise he very well might just leave and be done with us.

>>126977

You forget he's a wanted man.

Anonymous does not forgive, nor forget.

>>126978
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

>>126970
If he's not opposed to it.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)21:08 No. 126989 ID: fdcff1
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"Can I see what's in your bag? The orb wants to know what you have."
He doesn't answer, but he opened up his inventory.

There are:
Two pairs of boxers
A bag of sage
An alchemy kit
Three books, one for recipes, alchemy, and the other is unknown, I won't ask. But it has an incubus horn on it.

He has up to 250 credit, or how we call it, "bux".
He also has some sort of crystalized rock. Probably meth.

>>126989

Take some meth

>>126989
How much sage does he have? Lets make sure he's not some kind of sagefag...

You keep listening to us Naomi, and you are going to get Jacques so riled up that he handcuffs you to the bed when you're asleep. And when you wake up he's going to look at you, laugh, then walk out the door.

BAD END NAOMI BAD END

Sniff boxers. Take a loooooooong sniff.

>>126991

Also, I lol'd.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)21:31 No. 127012 ID: fdcff1
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I don't know what the sage is for, but it looks like it's less than a pound. It's probably ground up.
I picked up the crystal and take a good look at it. It's slightly glowing and the crystals on the rock are sage green.

"This is some weird looking meth."

"It is not meth... Zis is crystalized sage. You can keep it, I can always make more.
'Owever, I am making crystalized age.."

".. Interesting, thanks."

Alright, we need to find a way of transportation. What do you suggest?

Roflcopter!

>>127012
What's the purpose of crystalized sage and age?

For transportation, look for a hyperlink.

>>127012
How much sage does sageing typically take? If he makes it himself then he might be a sagefag.

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)22:23 No. 127075 ID: fdcff1
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I really don't know much about crafting sage, nor the purpose of when sage is crystalized. That's his business, not mine.

We made it to the Hyperlink station.
...
There's blood all over the place.

>>127075
Well you were supposed to ask him.

Get the hell out of there and go to the Google.

A wild plot has appeared. ORB sends out Naomi to investigate

>>127075
Maybe he's making a SAGEBOMB OH SHI-

>>127075
Did someone link guro porn?

Naomi 2010/02/06(Sat)22:55 No. 127111 ID: fdcff1
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I'll ask him later.
Right now, someone probably linked too much guro porn. From the looks of it, other users got caught into the carnage. What ever started it might still be here.

Probably some fucking Sergal. Get ready to KUNG FU FIGHT!

>>127111
Um, I see Sadako.

Bugger off, quick.

>>127111

OH CRAP IT'S ALMA! RUN RUN RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

Yancy 2010/02/07(Sun)01:04 No. 127184 ID: fdcff1
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Okay. So we attempted to run toward the boarding area to see if the Hyperlinks were still usable.
Until we confronted this motherfucker.

He might be the one doing the killings around here.

engage in combat? y/n

>>127184
It's a goddamn furry. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Yancy 2010/02/07(Sun)01:09 No. 127186 ID: fdcff1
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WE DON'T HAVE ANY FIRE

>>127186
KILL IT WITH FISTS!

Say hello..Get ready to run the other way

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:08 No. 127230 ID: fdcff1
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PAUNCH

>>127186
Punch it so hard and fast that the friction lights it on fire. Fucking hell, punch so hard and fast that you light the air on fire with the friction from air resistance!

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:09 No. 127233 ID: fdcff1
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The hit was critical!

"... rrrrrrr"

Ooooh, now it's mad.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:10 No. 127234 ID: fdcff1
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"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Dodge!

It misses!..

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:10 No. 127235 ID: fdcff1
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... And got Jacques instead.

Oops.

>>127235
Scream with rage and punch that furry with all your might!!! This shall be the fist that pierces the furry and rips out it's fucking spine!

>>127235
Eh, we can res him. How long does that take anyway? Does it have to be soon after death?

Meanwhile, continue punching the furball.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:43 No. 127254 ID: fdcff1
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ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:44 No. 127256 ID: fdcff1
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Critical hit!

>>127256
Is it down for the count? Kick him in the nuts to make sure.

>>127256
He's not down yet! This is where you either jump up into the air and delivers a groundshattering knee straight to it's head or calmy walk over and deliver a groundshattering punch straight to it's head. In either case you should say "Yiff in hell!" and afterwards say "The Emperors will has been done." just to let everyone know how badass you are.

Suddenly, this quest became super-awesome.

Oh wait he IS down. I see that K.O. now.

Res the frenchie.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)02:53 No. 127267 ID: fdcff1
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Okay, it's dead now.

"The Emperors will has been done."

Now to go save that french sagefag.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)03:08 No. 127273 ID: fdcff1
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He's not entirely dead, just severely bleeding..

>>127273
Hmm. You can't heal him? Only resurrect? Well, maybe you can make his death quicker, then.

We need to find someone who can heal him if you can't.

Quickly, take off all your clothing and stop the bleeding!

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:09 No. 127748 ID: fdcff1
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I managed to heal the cut on the throat, and he's still alive. But he won't get up.
It looks like he caught a fever after the wound was infected. Looks like I can't heal infections yet..

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:10 No. 127750 ID: fdcff1
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.. If there's a furfag here, there's bound to be more around.

I.. I don't know if I should just drag him or stay sititng here with him.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:11 No. 127752 ID: fdcff1
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Don't give into whatever you caught...

If he's injured, don't move him.

See if you can concentrate on purging him of the infection.

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:11 No. 127755 ID: fdcff1
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".. I'm not ready to lose you yet."

Naomi 2010/02/07(Sun)20:13 No. 127757 ID: fdcff1
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>Chapter 2 has ended
>Chapter 3 is now starting up

>>127748
How effective is your Resurrection power on dead people? Is it a full heal or does it simply bring them back to just barely alive?

>>127757

I recommend starting a new thread for a new chapter(s).

>>127755
Wait, you're in love with him?
That was fast.