ℜidder 2010/02/02(Tue)15:16 No. 123843 ID: c16184
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...Uooohh..
What..
I'm feeling so hot..
..A bed..? That's not right..
Last I remember I was sitting at my desk..
Ah, I feel so hot..

WATCH OUT YOU ARE ON FIRE

Shouldn'ta been drinking so much, Hoss. You're as sick as a dog, it appears.

>>123843

Looks like you're sick, Chief. You should take a breather for awhile.

>>123843

... Boss. You did remember to dry off properly after that dip in the river, didn't you?

Uh. You probably have a cold.

Oh now you've gone and done it.
You caught a cold you silly thing.
*cough* Ahem.
Sorry. Your mom is rubbing off on us a bit, I guess.

Fever. Iesgip, Sticks, and Mommy are possibly looking after you.

I also expect Black Fang to act all blundering too.

ℜidder 2010/02/02(Tue)15:29 No. 123850 ID: c16184
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I can't be sick.. I got a .. a base to command..
Nnnnh..
I should get up b.. before I doze off again..
But this heat..
..Ahh...
It feels like something is holding me down..

Somethings holding you down, broski.

>>123850

... Look down. If you don't see anything above, look under the sheets.

>>123850
Moan loudly and complain.

>>123850
oh shit....

>>123850
No. You rest.

>>123850
Ohhh no you don't mister!
You aren't commanding ANYTHING in THIS condition.
You are going to appoint a temporary leader to keep things steady and you are going to REST.

ℜidder 2010/02/02(Tue)15:35 No. 123857 ID: c16184
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...


Sticks is idly fondling my member.

Try to keep your eyes open until you can see what seems to be the problem. Check around the bed, if nothing is on top then check under the sheets for anything abnormal.

...

Proceed...

>>123857
...
STIIIIIEEEEEEKKS!

>>123857
Oh.
Uh.
Go with the flow on this one, Hoss.

>>123857
...

*snrk*

>>123857
"...what are you doing."

>>123857
Tell your mum to turn the camera off.

Sticks: move arm

>>123857
Woah woah woah... hold on here. this is exactly the kind of stuff she was trying to pull before.

Hahahah!
Oh dear!
Hahah, I suppose you should probably tell her you're awake.

>>123868
Something tells me that would be a bad idea. She could be disarming a trap. Better let her finish.

This reminds me of something I though about, Ridder. This whole contest isn't exactly fair, you've fucked sticks but not Iesgip or the Paladin.

You really ought to level the playing field.

>>123857
... I think the only thing you can do is tell her to stop touching your 'member'...
And try to explain this to your mom later... cause she's probably getting this feed...

I don't really know how you punish a girl for touching your best friend... but you have to do something to discourage her...

>>123871
Indeed Ridder... you must learn to take charge some. Wait how did 'she' get you to a bed anyhow.. I don't think she's strong enough for that!

>>123871
Do you have a spray bottle handy? *SPTZ!* "No. Bad kitty."

>>123857

Ok, she's still obviously suffering some emotional issues with her separation from you. You're not in a condition now to confront her on it, though!

Just make a groan and shift, make it clear you're waking up. She should move off.

Lie back and think of England.

ℜidder 2010/02/02(Tue)16:04 No. 123879 ID: c16184
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..Wh.. What? Are you saying I should make love to Iesgip and Eisenhaus simply to make the contest fairer? That.. That is just.. That is absolutely..
I have no words!

"Sticks, I am awake-- NNNHH--!"
As soon as she hears my voice she perks up and pushes my member down in an attempt to hide it.
"It was like that when I came here! ..I mean got here!"
I let her know of my displeasure with my expression. Her shock gives way to disappointment.
"..I miss you, Ridder.. What do I have to do to make you love me for real?"

"Not this."

Does anywhere hurt? Could you have been attacked? The heat, the arousal - this seems similar to the effects of that healing potion when you were gravely injured.

Reply,
"Don't fondle me in my sleep."

"I don't know, but not that."

Then ask her what happened. Though i guess it might be potion related.

>>123879
"not molest me in my sleep, for one."

>>123879
"DON'T BEND MY DICK THAT WAY OW GODDAMN THAT HURTS"

>>123879
Do you even know that Ridder? I suppose not... Perhaps just tell her you don't really know?

Also.. I do agree with you on the "making the contest fairer" evaluation. Besides, all is not fair in love nor war.

Well I guess she could start by not doing things like THIS.

>>123886
This. EXACTLY THIS.

Even though I dig the hell out of sticks.... sleep molestation isn't a good thing.

But hey since you're both up.... wink wink, nudge nudge?

>>123879
"Erm... I don't know the answer to that question, Sticks... and it wouldn't be right if you changed yourself to suit my desires. Where am I, anyway? I didn't go to sleep in a bed."

...
uh.
....
she just misses you man...altough it could be for the wrong reasons don't get to mad.

best thing would be to try Tell her... but not right out give her hints so her changes are incremental and more likely to stick, of course that is if you know what you'd be happy with.

there is a diffrence between what one wants and what one is happy with.
for all you know you could be happy with sticks the way she is and be far to foucused to listen to your heart.

>>123879
Not this, that's for sure.

>>123879
"I don't know."

ℜidder 2010/02/02(Tue)16:28 No. 123895 ID: c16184
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Yes, I suppose she is doing this merely because she misses me. It may be a way to simulate the times we were intimate.
I do feel pity for her. I won't get angry.

I slowly sit up and hide my erection under the blanket.

"Sticks, even if I did know what my desires were then I would not want you to change yourself to suit them. You are a good person already."

Sticks blushes and fondles the corner of the blanket a bit.
I take it as a chance to change the topic.

"How did I get in a bed? I don't remember having a bed."
"Oh, Nakraska made a bed for you, but when Terva brought it up you were sleeping at your desk. So your mom picked you up and put you to bed. You were so cute sleeping in her arms~"
"..Did others see this?"
"Yeah, we were pretty worried about you being so exhausted, so we all came to check on you."
"..I see."
"So when are you going to remove that picture of the elven lady?"

>>123895
realize you are naked.

And your mom carried you to bed.

She stripped you.

>>123896
also what did you ever do with those panties that fell out of the picture?

DID RITARI FIND THEM?

>>123896
>>Realize that Ridder's "member" is apparently as long as a catfolk forearm, if not longer.

Hey, maybe you can sell that picture for some cash! Gotta think positive.

D'awww, everyone saw you get tucked in by your mom, dude. You should thank the crew for their concern sometime, though. The fact that they were worried about you and came to check on you shows true dedication.

>>123895
Why remove it? It suits the room. I guess it might be more appropriate in the women's dorm though.

>>123895
Who knows? We don't really have anywhere else to hang it... and it doesn't seem quite right to just throw it out.

Also... it's going to be nice to have your own bed... just remember to use it some or it will be hard to gain respect if your mother has to tuck you in "every" night.

I guess you need to get a lock for your door, boss!

>>123904
>Lock
>Stealth expert
>Specifically named for lockpicking skills
Don't you think that's unfair to Iesgip?

Either your followers are going to respect even more by seeing you at their level, or they're gonna laugh in your back.
Probably the first, considering your situation.

Never. Why would you take her picture down?

>>123895
She has an excellent point. You are a leader now.
You should commission a painter to provide you with a picture of yourself. Also consider maniacal laughter to round out your brooding in the dark. You have an image to uphold.

Or you could spend more time with your allies, let them get to know you as a person and relax with them a bit. Just a suggestion.

>>123895
"Wait, did Mom undress me?"

Blush furiously at the idea.

ℜidder 2010/02/02(Tue)16:57 No. 123910 ID: c16184
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I certainly hope my followers will feel closer to me now that I have shown that I am subject to the same forces as them. Yes, they are all fine men and women. I highly doubt they would laugh about me.
I must have fallen unconscious behind my desk from pure exhaustion. The Helianthus relieved the Boss' threat, and now - quite childishly, I suppose - with my mother here the pressure of leadership has gone down considerably as well. That means all the adrenaline is fading and I become a worn out wreck.

I will thank my followers for their concern and support tonight at dinner, which won't be too far away, seeing how I slept through the afternoon.

Sticks does make a good point about the painting. It used to suit the room, but now I have a bed here it feels like it has truly become my own room, and having another person's romantic interest on the wall feels awkward.
A painting of myself seems to go a bit too far, however.
..The panties are still behind it.

I can't really put a lock on my door since it is a secret entrance, opened by pulling on a candleholder. I wouldn't know how to begin locking that.

"Has anything happened while I was out of action?"
"No.. Your mom gave us all things to do. She turned the storage room into a recreational room. It's real nice. Since I don't really have any crafting skills other than locks, I got to keep an eye on you."

>>123910
asked who undressed you

>>123895
"it's a picture. I'll remove it when there's something else to put there."

And also, remember a lot of the people here are joking... you should be able to figgure which times those are...

Also, Sticks should've learned what you're about considering what you told her when you two broke apart... The fact she doesn't remember what you said about a family/intamacy is kinda sad.

>>123910
Definitely ask who undressed you.

start getting dressed, maybe?

>>123913
> something else to put there
Ask Iesgip if she'd like to pose nude for a painting.

>>123910

Well, just swap it for a painting of Muschio, then.

"Do we not have locks which need crafting?"

I think its a too fine picture to just throw away, lah.

Hmn. Why not just be a friend with benefits to Sticks? No relationships, just sex. Beats masturbating by yourself every morning.

You could throw Iegsip in the mix. They could make sexy contests on your lap :3c

A picture of the whole team would be cool.

>>123938
Make sure there's enough room for new additions in the future as well.

Inform Sticks to stay away from your bathing suit area unless given express permission.

Also, what about a latch for the door mechanism?

Your mother smiling a mysterious smile. What is she thinking?

>>123910
wearing clothing is a good idea...
As is getting rest if you need it. We should check on your mom while you rest/check out the rec room...

ℜidder 2010/02/02(Tue)17:38 No. 123962 ID: c16184
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A painting of Muschio! ..No, I believe that would give the wrong impression.
A painting of all my followers seems like it belongs in the recreational room.

Getting dressed with Sticks right here seems a bit.. awkward.

"Who undressed me?"
"Your mom, ofcourse. Don't worry, everyone was sent away first. She and I are the only ones who've seen little Ridder~ Say, don't you think that's already quite a bit to work with in love~?"

>>123962
"Do you think it's really that big?"

"Love is not all about sex, Sticks."

Sex isn't a component of love, it's a side effect.

>>123962
Then the elf with the panties stay. For now.

Hmn. A painting of your mom, perharps? Although that may make awkward if you ever brought a girl to the room, we've seen people who are embarassed to do the nasty while a picture of someone they know is watching.

You could put a landscape or something too.

>>123962
"That sort of thing isn't really important, no. It an ideal relationship it should only come after... rarely do things to work out that way, it seems.

You know now would be a good time to inquire as to her suspected condition. Is she just eating sweetsall the time, or is that belly full of a Ridder litter.

I think you should stop listening to these other crazy voices and assert your dominance on this interloper. So to speak.

Romantic Love and Sex should not be confused. They are unfortunately quite separable.

>>123971
No, don't bring it up, she could be offended, and you've been told by multiple people she isn't.

>>123962
at this point it is okay to snap at her and then apologize immediately afterward.

eg: ask if she's preggers with your spawn

ask why she's so absorbed with sex even though you just want an intimate, family-oriented, relationship

etc...

then apologize for snapping at her and say you just don't want to deal with the sex... and that sex is just a side effect of love and that she ought to understand that you think that way...

assuming you still think that way...

"So... have you ever considered becoming a mother as well? You know, just asking, and definitely not staring at your stomach."

>>123962

"Please don't get any ideas. I'm too sick to think about love right now."

Dear god we've already asked Ritari about it, she's not pregnant. It might not even be possible. Do you see hybrids running around all over the place?

>>123962
"MY SEVEN INCHES OF LOVE ARE EXACTLY WHAT THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBES TO LOVESICK LADIES."
Have a tasteful nude portrait of yourself put up, it will show that you are confident and manly. Or one with clothes I GUESS. Maybe in full armor even, to show that you are capable in combat to a visitor that only sees you in casual garb.
Ask Sticks to look the other way while you dress, I'm sure she'll understand.

Actually, that is a good question... Ridder how far out of your species are Northwalkers capable of breeding.. I know that humans can probably do it (they seem to be able to get everything) and something draconic might as well (the only rival there to the race of man).

I think any portrait might end up looking odd just out of association with the painting it replaced. Perhaps an abstract piece, or a landscape would be more suitable.

Any place you'd particularly like to be reminded of while you work, Ridder?

"You're just trying to get me to love you because you're fat and no one else will.
or
"You're just using me to raise your low self esteem, thats probably low seeing as you're so fat."

ℜidder 2010/02/02(Tue)18:09 No. 124015 ID: c16184
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A tasteful nude does sound-- No, that would give the wrong impression too. Landscapes seem out of place.
Indeed, any kind of painting is out of place. Perhaps the painting aught to be replaced by something completely different.

And yes, I believe my mother when she says Sticks is simply putting on weight. I would like to confront her about it as I am concerned with her health, but speaking to women about their weight is.. a delicate matter.
I don't wish to upset her, in any case.

"Sticks, sex may be a great part of love, but that does not make sex into love."
"..Riiddeerr~"
"..Yes?"
"Are you saying that you consider your mother to have seen you naked something sexual~?"
"No, I-"
"I think you are the naughty one here, cupcake~"
"No, that- That's not what I meant."
"Or is it~"

If you haven't heard before, we should probably mention that your mom has a bit of a thing for you.

>>124015
"STICKS I ALMOST FUCKED MY MOM BEFORE I REALIZED WHO SHE WAS WHEN I FIRST FOUND HER YESTERDAY. THIS HAND WAS IN HER VAGINA."

"Shut up, Sticks."

>>124015
Hardly... you are stronger than that!

Hell you danced naked in a bar for a crowd for quite some time and only realized it could be taken as sexual later.

>>124017
Don't mislead the poor boy... he has enough troubles right now.

>>124015
She's messing with you. She knows this is awkward for you and that's why she's saying these things. If you want it to stop you have two options: power through it with your knightly resolve and ignore her teasing, or do something crazy to stop her thought process in its tracks.

> Perhaps the painting aught to be replaced by something completely different.
How about a banner?

>>124015
You could put your banner there, I suppose.

>>124017
Dude stop messing with him. That is obviously a lie.

>>124015
... I was talking about romantic love Sticks... not the love of a family. Of course, that's something you wouldn't want.

Comes back, stings, and allows for quick comforting if need be

>>124015
How about a... uhm... some sort of shield, maybe?

Make it clear to her that you find the topic distasteful and uncomfortable, and would prefer to move on.

If she won't drop the subject, pull some clothes on and go someplace else before you lose your temper.

Perhaps replace it with a bookshelf? This is your office and accommodation, sooner or later something like that will become useful.

In any case, what will be done with the portrait? It wouldn't be right to just discard it. It could fill wall space in the recreation room or something.

I'm going to say again, keep the current painting.
First, its already there, and fits there.

Second, seen the room's glassware? All windows are images of elven things. This IS an elven room, an elven mansion. Thats why the painting looks natural there.

But, going with the ideas. A piece of furniture. Maybe a coathanger?

Nail Sticks up by her sweater where the painting is now.

Why not replace the painting with a statue of ridder?

ℜidder 2010/02/02(Tue)18:31 No. 124051 ID: c16184
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A bookcase sounds swell. Storage is a great idea. I shall look into that.
The painting will probably be interesting to Petal's studies.
Discussing this is a fine distraction to take the edge off the interaction with Sticks.

I don't want to get mad at her.

"Sticks, I find this topic distasteful."
"Fine, fine."
"Could you please go? I would like to get dressed?"

She's silent. Suddenly I feel her press herself against me and wrap her short arms around my waist.
"Ridder.. Tell me you love me. Let's make love until the break of dawn.. My heart won't stop racing, ya know.."

A cage for Sticks!

>>124051

"...I'm sorry, Sticks. But I can't do that."

Tell her you need space, then just get dressed with her in the room.

>>124051
"Sticks if I dance for you naked like I did once in Sepia Town will you stop trying to have sex with me before we are in a real relationship?"

"Not now, Sticks. Clothes first."

I say go for it. Wont hurt anything and would help you relax.

>>124051
"...No, I won't. If I did, it would a falsehood. A lie. It is just not that easy, Sticks. Again, please leave."

>>124051
"Sticks, I am a man of chivalrous sort. I will not lie to you, even for your benefit. I feel you are a dear friend, and I understand that you are going to carry on your courtship shananigans whether I like it or not, but I will not speak untruths to you. I'm sorry."

>>124051
I pity the fool...

Ridder, you either make it clear now what you truely want, or you show that you're too submissive to stand for what you want.

If you want Sticks truely, go for it... but ensure you'll get what you want from this... and see if she wants it too...

"Now that's not how you win a competition, is it? Pardon me, but I think its much too soon for anybody to win yet." It might be okay to make some light on that matter. It'll put off Sticks while keeping her in a frisky good mood thanks to the thrill of competition.

>>124067
Actually, I like this. Go with this.

>>124058
This. It lightens up the situation without being a dick.

"Sticks... I don't want to get mad at you. Please."

Eh...
Just don't say you don't love her or anything that blunt.

>>124051
"I'd like you more if you were more respectful of my wishes."

>>124051
Deeper bonds take time to forge... the strongest armor is not made in a day, nor truest blade in a night.

She believes she can make you love her. That belief is important to her, something she has centered on; it drives her. I don't think she has much else, in terms of goals in her life. You will not be able to dissuade her with mere words, and even if you succeeded it would crush her. You should turn her away while also leaving the potential there, even if you think it unlikely to be fruitful.

So, simply, pause, and say: "Not yet."

Don't be cold about the dismissal.
Hug her, smile easy, and tell her you are tired.

>>124051
A bookcase sounds good. Maybe you can add one of your own books in it in the future.

Tell her you lover her if she gives you oral, true love is good head :3

Tell her it's good to know she still feels such passion, but the time is not yet right.

ℜidder 2010/02/02(Tue)19:26 No. 124114 ID: c16184
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No, I don't think she means simply sex. She is asking me to love her.
You are right about not being too blunt. She is showing herself in her most vulnerable state and I should treat accordingly.
I've broken her heart once already.

I turn around to face her.

"If love could be forced I would not hesitate to make you happy, Sticks."
She looks up to me with questioning eyes. I force a smile.
"So please don't have me as your reason for sadness."
She sighs and smiles as well.
"You monster.. Making me happy while being rejected.."
I give her a gentle kiss on her forehead.
"I'm sorry."
"Oh, shut up~"

D'aaaaaaaawwwwwwait minute, you smiled, who are you and what have you done with Ridder ;p

>>124114
I am proud Ridder... you are learning something new that every gentleman knight should have... grace.

Tact to go with your tactics.

>>124118
pew pew laser beams

>>124118
HIIIIIGHWAAAAAAAY TOO THE DANGER ZOOOONE~

>>124128
dangit... I was thinking the same thing...

I, too, was thinking the exact same thing, at the exact same time. Weird.

>>124275
Actually I was thinking "Highway To Hell"

Stairways to heaven?

>>124128
>>124325
>>124348
Lets compromise with Highway through the danger zone to heaven.

>>124350
With a shortcut through Hell. :P

>>124118

GOD BEAMS

>>124114
So are you going to take care of that erection after she leaves?
And this is just the first time you've caught her doing this, she might have been doing this every night and you just didn't notice.

>>124404
sticks could possibly have been secretly watching you mastrubate.

Start examining the ceiling when you do...

ℜidder 2010/02/03(Wed)13:52 No. 124484 ID: c16184
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Sticks leaves my room. I can't help but lie down for a couple more minutes, though I don't know if I managed to keep myself from falling asleep again.
I finally get up, get dressed, and head downstairs.

Everything is quiet. The chirping of the birds and the wind through the leaves suddenly seem a lot louder.

It's so peaceful~

RIDDER, DUCK. SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN SOON.

Ridder, how do you feel about having people compete over you?

Oh Ridder, at least with us around it will never be too quiet for you :3

It must be fall.

...there are seasons in this unnamed realm, aren't there?

>>124494
The local elven influence probably mutes it.. but likely.

>>124484
so... how 'bout you check out the recreational room

Something Is Amiss! you should check it out, be careful though

ℜidder 2010/02/03(Wed)14:14 No. 124501 ID: c16184
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Of course there are seasons, but the climate do not change too radically. It is exceptionally stable here in the forest.

I do not care for being competed over. I am worried that it will end in feelings hurt and friendships broken. Luckily Eisenhaus is too far removed to truly compete, and so will hopefully lose interest soon, but for Iesgip and Sticks the competition may eventually ruin their bond, even if it brings them together right now.

The new recreational room is empty, but it looks quite endearing. I can see my followers sitting here to relax and interact with eachother.
I will have to compliment everyone on their hard work.

>>124501

Become slightly concerned you've seen nobody yet.

Yeah, looks like everyone's doing a good job!
Check out that couch, awesome. Ridder, you've got some good troops.

Any books of note on the bookshelf?

Maybe they're outside enjoying this beautiful day~

>>124501
Test out how comfy the couch is.

Test davenport for comfortable factor.

become slightly perturbed at the apparent vacancy

>>124501
Make sure Iesgip isn't under the couch cushions.

Fondly regard couch.

Build the best cushion fort ever built.

>>124513

I am diverting all my votes to this.

There's going to be a surprise for you, Chief. Or something.
Anyway.
That's a great couch considering your technology.

>>124513
Genius. Do it.

.... Damn it. Couch fort gets my vote as well.
Stupid always winning couch fort idea.

>>124513
...Changing vote to this.

ℜidder 2010/02/03(Wed)14:34 No. 124522 ID: c16184
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The couch does seem very comfortable.. but I'm afraid that if I sit on it, I will fall asleep again. I better go see where everyone is first.
Then.. perhaps I'll consider making a cushion fort.

Outside I find none of my followers. Instead a lady is covering her wagon with a blanket, probably getting ready to move.

>>124502
They're waiting with champagne.

Greet her.

>>124522
...Say hello?

Greet Buster. That is Buster, right?

If that's a Gypsy... We. Are. Boned.

Introduction times!

>>124522
OH MY GOD SHE'S A MAGIC GYPSY THAT TURNED ALL YOUR COMPANIONS INTO STATUETTES TO SELL TO COLLECTORS YOU HAVE TO TAKE HER DOWN ASAP AND YELL INTO HER FACE ASKING WHERE YOUR FRIENDS ARE

>>124522
We have no idea what the situation is at this point, just greet her as you would any visitor.

Kill her, her tribe shall then bestow upon you a soul, and so long as you never get in a hot little blonde's pants...

make sure she doesn't fart a curse on you

ℜidder 2010/02/03(Wed)14:50 No. 124538 ID: c16184
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I suppose I might as well greet her before anything else.

"Good afternoon."
"Huh? Oh why hello zere. I zought I took care of all ze people of zis house. Welcome, welcome!"
She unfastens the blanket from her wagon.
"Are you looking for trinkets antique, jewelry chique, or somezing unique? Zen find zose and more at ze travelling shop of oddities of Madam Mystique."

I like this lady.

>>124538
>took care of
SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>124522
We happen to have information on a gypsy curse with similar symptoms that you have. Only that particular curse manifests itself more physically. The subconcius along with some other stuff is removed and instead inserted into an object.

Also, when dealing with gypsies you need to stay calm. Never ever accuse one of them of stealing or cheating, not even if you catch them at it. And be curteous and respectful.

>>124538
Ask her where the others of the house are.

Stare uncomfortably at her cleavage.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffff-

Casually ask her if she saw where your companions went?

>>124538
Erm... don't assume anything. She may just mean that everyone else bought something and you're the only one she hasn't sold anything to. Ask her if she knows where they went.

>>124538

Zis is suspicious! Take a look at what iz in ze wagon. Perhaps make idle conversation about your fellows? Say perhaps zat you are wondering what zey are interested in, in ze interests of maybe learning what you could get as a present sometimes?

Whatever you say, tread carefully. You never want to get on a gypsy's bad side.

Attempt to distract the gypsy woman while sneaking a peek into the cart.

Get ready to dodge.

Ask her what she means by "taking care of the other people of this house".
And look straight in her face while doing, do not look at whatever is under the blanket.

It's possible that this is just a grave misunderstanding, and that she is indeed simply selling wares. Ask her, where "the other people" went.

Make sure you buy something from her.

>>124538
ask about orbs...
Do not question my advice...

There are many gypsies learned in many arts, and this one likely has... special trinkets...

This might help you with us.
eg: storage of us, and movement of us...
if that made sense?

Ridder if you don't know if you kept yourself from falling asleep again, take into consideration that you might be dreaming.
I don't know how this would change how you would treat this situation though.

No sir, nothing suspicious here at all.

Ahem.

>>124538
Quick! Before she runs away! Get a bottle or something! We're going to need those precious gypsy tears!

>>124557

For protection? Excellent thinking my friend.

Though all suspicions aside, nice rack.

>>124538
Lets shop...

ℜidder 2010/02/03(Wed)15:11 No. 124560 ID: c16184
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Very well, I shall proceed with caution. It is rather suspicious for a woman to be travelling alone, let alone while carrying so many wares. At the least she is capable of something unforeseen.

"Do you know where the others who live here went?"
"Hm? No, no, I don't. Zey came to buy somezings, zen left again. Do you lose track of zem often? I have a little set of bells that ring whenever one of ze ozer bells rings. Zen you can find zem always."
"I'll consider it. Could you tell me what it was they were interested in? What they purchased?"
"Well, only because you have such a cute face. Zer was an elven lady who asked for old elven trinkets, zen zere was a goblin lady who wanted a little make-up set, zen zere was a very big gnoll gentleman who wanted a beautiful curved knife, zen zer was a big lady like you who wanted wonderful pearl necklace, zen zere was a little catfolk-halfling lady who spend a long long time going zrough my zings until she finally settled on a magical wand zat makes you impossible to be seen with ze naked eye. Zer were also two kobolds but zey did not buy anyzing. If you would like to see what your friends are doing often, zen perhaps you would like zis little crystal ball. You will be able to see zem wherever zey go wizin a certain distance."

>>124560
oh they're probably invisible..

>>123842
>a magical wand zat makes you impossible to be seen with ze naked eye.
Uh-HUH.
I think I MIGHT know where everyone went.

Oh boy, Sticks is going to have fun with that invisibility wand.
...Ridder, I don't really know what to tell you to do other than to be CAREFUL with this crazy, likely-curse-capable lady.

Don't scorn her, and at least buy some token object to keep her from being offended by you not buying anything.

>>124560
I am sure "we" could probably find them with the ring (as long as one of them is wearing the other.)

What else does she have in stock (remember to be very 'very' polite with her.)

>>124560
I'm still all for harvesting her delicious tears...
Oh and you should probably also buy that crystal ball or whatever...

>>124560
Ask her if she has anything that counteracts the wand the cat halfling bought.

Enquiring as to the wand is probably a good plan. Otherwise, I see no reason not to see if there is anything of interest on the cart.

>>124560
Ah, interesting items indeed. Perhaps you can ask for something that is useful for a commander of a fighting force.

I wouldn't worry *too* much about offending her. Just don't be needlessly rude.

>>124567
That could be incredibly useful. Knowing Sticks she would probably use it to peek on you while you were naked.

Also look through her wares. And ask her in passing if she knows of a magic that fractures someones mind.

Ask about the price of the crystal ball.

Then VENDOR BUY.

What's in the cart, then?

>>124570
Word of god is we can't metagame; unless Ridder knows about the orb we can't ask anything based off it's existence.

We could always try asking about our apparent split personalities, but a) Ridder probably wouldn't want to ask a stranger and b) we have no reason to suspect they have a magical origin anyway.

>>124572

Does the ball just show you anything within a certain radius of itself, or does it have to be attuned to specific people or animals?

If it's the former, then I think we have a new addition to our security setup.

>>124573
Well such a curse would explain his own condition. The enemies of the Malto family could have tried to split him from them by using it and it would leave alot less traces than outright assassination or an arranged accident.

ℜidder 2010/02/03(Wed)15:37 No. 124576 ID: c16184
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Very well, I shall ask her about her wares as not to offend her by only asking questions.

"I see, thank you. Do you have anything that may suit a commander of an army?"
"Why yes, I do. You are planning on fighting ze big battles? Zen put zis vial of dragon's blood on your face and none of your adversaries will be able to look you in ze eye. Or perhaps zis minotaur's horn. One mighty blow will send your enemies faltering as you fill your own men with courage."
"Those sound good. Do you have anything to undo the effects of the mentioned magic wand?"
"Goodness no, ze effects are permanent. Yes, it is a wand of superb quality. Ze only way somezing can be made visible again is by using a reverse spell on ze wand itself.. or one of ze sister wands, but ze only sister wand of zis one I know is owned by ze brownie people and zose are hard to find zese days."

--QUEST ACQUIRED--

Purchase crystal ball, then seek out the aforementioned counter-spell. Or sister wand.

Welp, looks like sticks fuck up again.

Let's pay those "brownie people" a visit.

>>124576
"Oh dear. You didn't happen to inform the halfling-catfolk girl about that fact, did you?"

>>124576
Did you tell the cat halfling how to reverse the effects or was she too busy giggling over the prospects of being invisible?

>>124576
Oh dear. What about something that simply lets us see those that are invisible?

Internally make this face ">:C"
Ask if Sticks inquired about it's permanency.

>>124576
Well, shit... I guess we might know where everyone is right now.

That horn sounds like a good deal.

>>124576
Oh yeah... Stroke that horn a little more.

Can someone who's under this invisibility effect be heard by others?

.... go go gadget group think!

>>124576
We could set up a trap for Sticks to get her visible again. Get a bag of flour from the base and then start moaning about how you need release and no one can help but a halfling catgirl. If she starts trying to have sex with you without becoming visible you can pour the flour on her.

Oh joy. Needlessly thirding the check on whether Sticks seemed to grasp this whole 'permanent' bit.
Also we probably need to ask where we could make a start on finding these brownies, or failing that a counter spell.

Also, would it be possible somehow for the wand to render itself invisible? If not, then ask what it looks like so we can at least find the damn thing in the event we need to counterspell it.

>>124588
Good god I hope it's that easy. Nagging worry that anything they are 'wearing' becomes invisible as well.

Ohh, ask if there's something to help in difficulties with love!

>>124576
erm... does she have anything to expand the ring?

It's kinda annoying having only a single mind connection...
If we could connect with everyone:
1: we could find location at any given moment
2: We can communicate immediately through a kind of... mind messenger system...
3: for the other voices: mind sex...

That's all I can think of in terms of having a mind web... and it negates the use of a crystal ball...

On that note: We have a magical harp to sell... I think...

>>124592

It doesn't negate the ball if the ball effectively works like a security camera. The ring could only let us see what our allies see, the ball might let us see anything within a certain distance at will.

ℜidder 2010/02/03(Wed)15:54 No. 124595 ID: c16184
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Yes, this seems to be quite the predicament. Sticks' playfulness has finally had a bad result.
Leaving the base now would be taking a huge risk. I have to consider if it is worth it.

"Does the catfolk know about the permanency? Is it possible for the wand itself to turn invisible?"
"Of course I told her all about it. Ze wand is a powerful security measure, not a simply toy. It is for guarding ze most valuable treasures."
"Do you have a way to reverse it with you?"
"Weeeel... I do have a scroll with ze reverse spell but I am not supposed to sell zis to anyone but ze owner of ze wand.. But since you have such a cute face.. I'll let you have it for only twice ze normal price. You'd still need to find ze wand, however."

>>124595

My word. That certainly doesn't sound like a scam.

>>124595
Okay.. she probably didn't screw around with it (too much anyhow.)

Mmmm.... Ridder, does your mom still have the ring?

Purchase scroll reluctantly.

Don't buy it. We're not gonna fall for that one. Assuming that this wasn't a lie to begin with I'm sure Sticks is more responsible than that...

right?

>>124595
:I
Lets have a harder look around for everyone before we go buying something we might not need.

>>124595
Hmm. We should probably confirm that they're actually invisible and not just elsewhere. It does seem rather odd that Sticks would use the wand on *everyone*.

Request that she remain here for a moment while you check?

>>124595
"Double the price for just the reverse spell is highway robbery! I'll pay the normal price, but only because you have such a pretty face yourself."

>>124595
Get the scroll and the orb at least. The we can use the orb first to see if Sticks has even caused a problem. The spell itself is good to have even if we don't have an invisibility problem yet.

The dragons blood and horn sound cool, but aren't necessary.

By the way, who has the ring?

>>124603
this, but continue to haggle to a good price...

eg: If you can get it at (or below) 1 1/2 the price, take the deal.

and also, flirting MIGHT drop the price... specially based on the fixation on your face...

>>124606

"Accidentally" remove your shirt.

>>124595
We should probably get clarification as to whether Sticks actually seemed to be *listening*, as well. Not just some half-assed 'sure, sure'.

ℜidder 2010/02/03(Wed)16:14 No. 124612 ID: c16184
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Hmm, a good observation on her fixation on my face. Perhaps flirting will help in the haggling.

"Perhaps you will sell it to me for the normal price if I smile for you?"
"Goodness, aren't you such a scoundrel, taking advantage of an old lady's weakness. Go on zen."
I force the corners of my mouth up. I'm able to hold it for a few minutes with quivering lips.
A soft blush appears on the gypsy's face.
"Sold to ze man with ze pretty face."

It is still a large number to pay, but I managed to cut it down by half. Very good.

"Well, good luck with whatever way you are going to find zat catfolk-halfling and her wand. If zere's nozing else, Madam Mystique has to continue on her journey."

>>124612

Nice one, Ridder!

>>124612

Have we enquired as to the crystal ball and its exact effects?

Also we still need to know what the wand looks like exactly, and whether it might be able to be made invisible by its own powers, etc. etc.

>>124612
Maybe you could ask if there's anything to aid in matters of love.

Of course, as soon as she passes over the horizon the others will come back from a walk and we're left with the most expensive sheet of parchment on the continent.

>>124622

It may come in handy.

You never know.

/questitemhoarder

>>124623
I wanted the horn.

>>124612
I'm gonna be the thoughtful jerk, and ask if you can find a way to store us...

>>124623
Oh Lucasarts. You condemned me to a life in a house full of useless crap.

...it's less just getting it anyway, more the extortionate price. How the hell much was Sticks carrying, anyway? I'd expect the wand itself to be the more expensive item.

ℜidder 2010/02/03(Wed)16:36 No. 124628 ID: c16184
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"I would like to talk a little more, if you don't mind."
"No, no, what can I do for you?"
"Could you tell me what exactly the crystal ball does?"
"It lets you see what is going on around ze eye wizin twenty paces. Walls or doors will no longer be a problem to see who is out zere."
"Thank you. Do you have any items related to love?"
"Oh, but surely you don't need help with zat? Or maybe you have someone specific in mind and need a little leverage? I have just ze zing."
She shows a small wooden case with a number of round vials in various shades of pink and purple.
"Do you want to woo an elf? A goblin? A kobold? Maybe you'd like me to mix a little bit of halfling and catfolk? Drink one of zese and a whole new world of possibilities will open up for love. Be prepared to see ze world and your love like never before."

>>124622
Sooner or later, Sticks is going to use that wand. I'm pretty sure at some point it would have been inconvenient not knowing how to reverse it it.

>>124628
Have her make one for a certain halfling catfolk. She already is interested in you so this should make you completely irresistible, you'll get your hands on the wand in no time.

>>124628
Kobold! ... no, no, Ridder, you said they'd all get an equal chance. And if nothing else, they deserve that. So let's not play favorites.
If she's got anything more generalized, though...

Purchase the crystal ball, pass on the potions. Love is to be won genuinely, not through artificial means.

"Do you want to woo an elf? A goblin? A kobold?"

Yes.

>>124628
I bet that is exactly what made Sticks into a catgirl.

>>124628
Ask her if she has any UN-love potions.
...No wait nevermind we don't want anyone to HATE us.
Just buy the crystal ball I guess.
I can see it coming in VERY handy... provided there isn't some catch she won't tell us about.

>>124628
That's not QUITE the kind of thing we're looking for. For one, it's unfair. Secondly, it's not real. You need to be able to sense your own feelings better, not more drugs.

Unless those don't manipulate feelings. Perhaps they're some sort of temporary transformation potion.

Perhaps you could inquire as to exactly what they do?

>>124628
It would not be sporting to play with those vials...

>>124628

"Do you have one for...say, a dogfolk?"

>>124635

It only works once, and you have to be standing on one foot.

That, uh... to be honest, this gypsy seems kind of tricksy. Sure, her wares might do what she says they do, but she seems to be in the habit of withholding critical information regarding them.

Like, those potions. It seems like she's being deliberately vague about the specifics. They probably have some unadvertised side-effect, like turning you into a member of the race you're looking to woo or something.

Remain cautious.

One of the potions seems to be missing.

Wait...

Who got the ring?

Can we contact that person??

>>124628
"Did someone buy a Leferran potion from you recently?"

Fuck. "See your love like never before" you say?

RIDDER.
BUY A BUNCH.
This could be a good way to temporarily allow us to see Sticks so that we can use the spell on her. Can't use that scroll if you can't find her, after all!

>>124644
"Did someone buy a Leferran potion from you recently?"

I Echo this question.

>>124646
This sounds like an awful idea. Besides.. we have the scroll.

Ridder, this feels like it's a good time to mention that some of us voices have been conferring in private about a certain subject.


...How do you feel about polygamy?

ℜidder 2010/02/03(Wed)16:59 No. 124650 ID: c16184
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"What do you the potions do exactly? Do they warp a person's feelings?"
"Goodness no, zis is not some simple aphrodisiac. I have zat too, though. It is much cheaper too. Let me get it for you."
"No, that's alright. I just want to know what these potions do."
"Madam Mystique is no stranger to love. You know ze rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm zinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other potion. You just want to know how she's feeling. This'll help you understand."

Sell her the Elven panties.

Danger danger danger!

Pass. Pass. PASS. NO BUY. BAD IDEA. AWFUL. DON'T DO IT.

>>124650
must we always be rick roll'd...

So this lets us essentially know what the other wants...

I'm surprised none of the suitors bought any of it...
Especially simple aphrodesiacs...

>>124650
Oh man.

Buy a kobold and a halfling/catfolk potion. Yes, both.

Um, if you think you can afford it.

"If these potions are so versatile, surely you'll never want to give them up. Especially if they're never going to let you down in making sure someone's never going to run around and hurt you."

>>124650
Erh.. let's pass on the love potion # 9... I am wary of anything mind effecting... or transformative... or really anything.

>>124650

...Yeah, skip the potions. Too risky.

>>124650
BUY THE KOBOLD POTION DO IT DO IT DO IT

I'm pretty sure it's a temporary polymorph potion, guys. Don't be hatin'

>>124661
NOOOOO.

Let's, uh, hrm. No. Better idea.

Ask if she has something that won't change your appearence or smell or anything, but some sort of scroll or potion that causes those around you to NOT be infatuated with you, but rather with themselves. This will backfire later, but think of the possibilities! You could run a brothel, gain funds for your mission, and all the while not have to worry about being competed for until after the potion EVENTUALLY wears off!

I can only see the love potions ending... awkwardly. Best to leave it to honest talk and real emotions.

Although I wouldn't be surprised if one of the others had purchased one and the good Madame here was simply being professionally discreet, so perhaps we should ask after possible remedies in the event that things turn sour.

>>124663

Temporary? You really think so?

>>124666

If the Astlicious sales pitch is anything to go by, these things are rather permanent. So, not to be trusted.

ℜidder 2010/02/03(Wed)17:16 No. 124669 ID: c16184
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That's right.. If this will help me understand Iesgip's and Sticks' feelings then it will be important even outside of the current situation. Right now the most important use will be understanding Sticks: If I can find out what she feels, then I may also find out where she is.

"Very well. One for a kobold lady, and one for a catfolk-halfling lady."
"Coming right up. Ze ladies will be all over you wizin no time!"
She takes a moment to mix two potions together in an empty vial, then hands me the two.
"Ze purple one is for ze kobold, and ze pink one for ze catfolk-halfling. Now, will zat be all?"

Purchase crystal ball.

>>124669
"These aren't permanent, are they?"

>>124669
That crystal ball... would be PERFECT for espionage. Just walk right up to the Boss's door and take a peek inside.

We should find out how the potions actually work.

Oh god I hope this doesn't turn us into some sort of hybrid. Or induce a permanent infatuation. Or worse.

You do know that there is a very good chance of this potion turning you into something else right? RIGHT?

Crystal Ball: Good purchase (will probably backfire somehow)
Potions: Bad purchase (guaranteed to backfire)

>>124673

Or any sort of assault. You would be able to check the next room for ambushers around the door before opening it, look round corners...

Why do I have the feeling that every single thing we can buy here will have unforeseen consequences, like some old story whose moral is "Be careful what you wish for"?

>>124683

Because GYPSIES

Get one Leferran potion too.

Listen to me, Ridder; theres a very good chance these are transmogrification pots; they'll TURN you into a kobold, or a catfolk!

>>124669
Okay that is enough buying now chug them both and go make a couch fort.

Don't forget the blood and horn, eh?

Wait... How much money do we still have anyways?

Get a lefferan one just in case. If it doesn't transform you into other races then you'll just see how your mom feels about you.
I guess