>>120219
Isn't that the same rune system that the monster portal has?

GRAB FOR THE LEGS!

Dompag 2010/01/28(Thu)17:13 No. 120225 ID: c593ec
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It's no good. The warp closes up right after he gets through it.
At least Tislomer stopped 'im from takin' whatever it was he was stealin'.

Prepare for a serious scolding when Master gets back

>>120225

Balls. Those magicians are squirrely.

>>120225
Switch to Grek and Tislomer, lets see what it was that the thing was trying to abscond with.

>>120225
Apparently, he was trying to steal that stupid fang necklace trinket the Boss liberated from the dead body of former owner of this place.

That seems like a pretty odd and stupid thing to steal. Maybe there's more to this thing than meets the eye?

FINESSE YOUR NEW NAME IS GREK

>>120229

Good point. Have Finesse and Tislomer examine the necklace very closely.

Hey, let's try finding out if that Fang Necklace is a mannikin.

>>120228
Hnng. Dammit, I REALLY need to stop crossing the streams.

Anyways we should get back to Muschio and update him.

Muschio 2010/01/28(Thu)17:27 No. 120242 ID: c593ec
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It's all right, I know. I'm already on my way back.

This is why I distributed the shards in the first place. I knew the base was in trouble.

Tell me you fucked up the fish with a good punch to the face.

Did you get bitten by something?

Is... that a bite mark?

It's alright Muschio, you don't have to bust your ass, Tislomer pretty much took care of it.

>>120242
That damn fish bit you, Boss? Someone really should take care of that fucker.

...I wonder what happens when an orbshard gets implanted in an animal. If it would work at all, we could skip the kill and go straight for the conversion. Having that massive fish on our side would be interesting, to say the least.

Your loyal minions were unable to catch the thief, but he didn't get what he was after - at least, as far as we could tell. He was willing to forget it due to some sort of time limit...

Ah! What if he did something else besides try to take that necklace? Quick, Finesse, someone - check around. He had some sort of dimensional power... the portal perhaps? Quick!

>>120242
Huh, we are only aware of what we are focusing on. You can hear us no matter who we are talking too, because you have the actual orb? Our self awareness is surprisingly crude...

Damn fish. So did we learn anything from salamander?

>>120254
Dompag clearly saw that he had his own manner of teleportation. I doubt our portal had anything at all to do with it.

>>120259

No, no! I mean, he might have done something! Some sort of spell, a curse, magical sabotage? Something that will affect the portal, maybe, since it's the most magical object around?

Tislomer 2010/01/28(Thu)17:41 No. 120265 ID: c593ec
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Yes, I saw what he was stealing. It was some kind of necklace, sort of white, it looked like.

It fell behind the other workbench...

Tislomer 2010/01/28(Thu)17:41 No. 120266 ID: c593ec
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tsss

Focus on healing the injured for now.

Tislomer 2010/01/28(Thu)17:42 No. 120268 ID: c593ec
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"eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

>>120261
Ah I see, well giving the place a once over for anything out of place magical or not is a fine idea.

Holy shit Tislomer, its gonna blow. DIVE DIVE DIVE! (Quest)

>>120268
TISLOMER NO!

Roll on the ground, salves salves salves! Got any aloe vera? Apply directly to entire body.

ouch

STOP DROP AND ROLL! STOP DROP AND ROLL!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>120268
DEAR SWEET SHITSTORM ARE YOU OKAY?

Erm, well if you survive, Tislomer... now we know how to make things explode.

Shit, I go out for a snack and this shit's happening! That outline looked like Muschio but when I enlarged the image it doesn't. Quite a dynamic pose there, Tislomer.

Suggestion 2010/01/28(Thu)17:54 No. 120282 ID: d02d24
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TISLOMER NOOOO!

She's dead, guys.

Is she okay?! IS SHE OKAY?!

ass ass ass dick fuck shit

>>120268
oh God... the humanity...

Tislomer 2010/01/28(Thu)18:10 No. 120288 ID: c593ec
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>"Oh god! Tislomer, are you all right?"
>"Thanum o'n dhoul! What'n the hell happened?!"
>"I don't know, there was an explosion!"
>"Is she... well how bad is she hurt?"
>"Tislomer! Tislomer, can you hear me?"

FORCEFEED HER ALL OF THE POTIONS SHE HAS LAYING AROUND

Finesse: Construct a Frankenstein's Monster from poor Tislomer's remains.
We should revive her... with SCIENCE!

Hey, someone get a healer, alright? Now. Maybe magic will be able to fix this...

Tislomer 2010/01/28(Thu)18:12 No. 120293 ID: c593ec
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>"Turn 'er over!"
>"...oh my god."
"Ff. Finniiieee... I ss..."
>"Oh god, she's alive!"
>"Tislomer! I'm here! It's going to be okay, we'll get you help."
"ss... I sssa.. sahppt hm."

>>120288
Get her to fresh air... she needs to breath, water cool water and rags... we are going to need a lot of rags.

>>120288
WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT FIRE OUT FINESSE AND DOMPAG

Put her out of her misery.

>>120293
CALLING ALL MUSCHIOS, CALLING ALL MUSCHIOS, COME IN MUSCHIO.

CRISIS MODE IS ENACTED. SUBJECT CODENAME "CHARMEDFRIGHTENED", REAL NAME "TISLOMER", IS DOWN. I REPEAT, TISLOMER IS DOWN. WE NEED MEDICS, STAT. DO YOU COPY?

Search for aloe, tell her she stopped him, but you still need her help. Get her outside!

Heal her with the power of love~

oh god, rifle through the stock of potions and hope she labled them

Unless of course that was the entire stock that just exploded, in which case :(

MEDIIIIIIIIIC!!!

I agree that she needs medical help. Magic or alchemy or something. I don't think anyone here is very good at that. Try and find that rod of healing Muschio looted before, if that thing's still around. It might have recharged a bit. Maybe.

WE CAN REBUILD HER. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.

Tislomer 2010/01/28(Thu)18:20 No. 120308 ID: c593ec
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>"You did, Tislomer. You stopped him. But we still need you."
It's so dark
I can't see anymore
But it's okay
I'm so tired
I want to sleep
>"Tislomer... please... just stay with us."
Just a little nap
>"Please, we still need you."
But I promise
it won't be
for long

No you don't! Do not nap! Naps are always much longer than intended!

I don't suppose the Princess knows any magic?

WAKE UP. NOW.

TAKE HER TO THE PRINCEEESSSSSS
SHE KNOWS MAGIC
THEN WHEN SHE SAVES HER LIFE YOU LET HER GO
BRILLAINT!

>>120308
No sleeping on the job!

You really should wake up. Seriously.

Dompag, go get the princess, she may indeed have healies.

>>120308
Stay with us, listen to us, speak to us, please.

Dammit, can't we do anything? The shard's themselves can't be used to lend her strength somehow?

STAY WITH US TISLOMER. STAY WITH US! THAT'S AN ORDER!

Oh assbutts. :(

What about mana? We never used it for the monsters, can we transfer some to her to heal her? Can it do that?

Toss her into the monster portal!

Tislomer 2010/01/28(Thu)18:29 No. 120325 ID: c593ec
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>"There. Is that better?"
"Yes."
>"All right, well then it looks like you're done. You're sure you can see all right?"
"Yes. Thank you, Finnie."
>"Hm. You know it's no problem, Tislomer. We're just happy you're up and about again."
>"Yes, we're glad you're still with us. That was a very brave thing you did, and we were all very worried about you."
>"We're just happy you're okay now."

Where are we? What is with the funky view? And why is Muschio looking so strange?

...Proceed. :|

>>120326

Who cares? She's alive!

>>120325
OH GOD WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

>>120325
We can't see. Can you get a mirror?

IT LIVES!

ib4 roboTislomer

This... this isn't going to look good in a mirror is it?

You know that one episode where Lisa Simpson gets braces, and she asks for the mirror and breaks it, etc? In b4 that.

I hear it's a reference to the 89 Batman film.

A MIRROR DAMN YOU

I should have said to evacuate when I suspected sabotage. D:

>>120335
It would be much easier just to change perspective to someone else. Finesse or Muschio.

Tislomer 2010/01/28(Thu)18:38 No. 120339 ID: c593ec
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>"Will it interfere with her healing?"
>"Master Muschio... most of these burns will never heal completely. She's going to have those scars for the rest of her life. And I don't think the one eye will ever regain vision... but no, it won't make anything worse. I've padded the inside with treated cloth, like she asked for."
>"As long as she'll be all right."
>"I know she will be. Won't you, Tislomer? You're here now, that's what matters. We were so worried we'd lost you."

Demand a mirror.

Mirror, now.

I subscribe to the 'Tislomer now looks two times as badass' school of thought. Let's see if I'm right.

Tislomer, don't worry about the scars or the eye.
You won't look ugly.
No!
You'll look BADASS.

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest kobold of all?

Hint: It's not Tislomer.

Tislomer 2010/01/28(Thu)18:42 No. 120345 ID: c593ec
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"I promised I'd wake up."
>"I know, Tislomer."
>"I know it may not be much comfort now... but I swear -- I swear on my old Kingdom..."

Tislomer 2010/01/28(Thu)18:42 No. 120346 ID: c593ec
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>"I swear I'll get vengeance for this."

>>120345
:(

Oh noooooo. Her head doesn't have her muzzle anymore! It's so round!

saaaay those were some volatile chemicals when mixed. Maybe Tislomer can make some grenades using specially blown glass balls with two seperate bubbles of air in them. when the glass breaks after hitting the target they'll mix and explode. If that much energy was produced with just that tiny bit mixing, imagine a half kilo grenades worth going off

THE PHAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HERE

Oh, god.

>>120353
Except after this experience she probably has an acute phobia of things that go boom.

>>120357
One would think that... but then there are cases where the opposite has held true.

>>120359
I was going to mention that.

>>120359
Every example I can think of is a BAD one.