I'm going to be completely honest and say that >>167142 is probably one of my favorite picture/comic of all time

>>167571
Tell him that you're trying to find your friend who may have broken his leg after you both jumped down into a deep dark inviting hole.

>>167571
You're ADVENTURE!ing.

Suggestion 2010/04/21(Wed)05:51 No. 167920 ID: b1e7cb
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>>167571
> "What the hell do you think you're doing, kid?"
Tell him we're on an adventure. Ask if he wants to be friends!

Ask him if he also has two penises.

>>167926
That would be rude. We should just reach down and feel for ourselves.

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/21(Wed)20:16 No. 168211 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Ask if he has two penises.

"What?"

>>Implement Squiggles as a weapon.

Good idea! He's a spider, he can be radioactive and shit like in those comics. I chuck Squiggles into the guy's face.


Well shit, that didn't go as planned.

>>168211
Retrieve Squiggles before he gets injured!

And then ask the man for his name, and if he could help you find Humphrey.

>>168211
Ok that was just silly. Ask him if he can help you find poor little Humphrey.

>>168211
"...so, would you believe I'm on an adventure?"

Look as fucking innocent as you can, even if it hurts your face.

>>168211

Ask the man why in the golly gosh he has 4 arms.

Truly, this is the greatest of quests.

Recover SPIDER. Explain missing FRIEND.

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/23(Fri)14:06 No. 168990 ID: c9cf3d
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Will resume on Sunday!

[I'm going to try and make Cyril Quest updates a daily thing]

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/27(Tue)16:10 No. 171101 ID: c9cf3d
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[And by Sunday, I mean Tuesday. Sorry for crap update, a bit of art block coming my way]

>>"Would you believe I'm on an adventure?"
"No."

>>"We jumped into a dark inviting hole and ended up here. I don't know where he is and he might be hurt! Have you seen him?

"He's probably dead or something. That's what you get for sneaking into theatres."

>>"Who are you?"

"I'm Tercival Vode, head showman of The Orpheum Theatre."

>>"Why do you have four arms?"

"Why are you gay?"

"I'm gay because... don't judge me!"

*Suddenly bloodthirsty* THAT GUY IS A BIGOT! RIP OUT TWO OF HIS ARMS AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH THEM.

*Loses bloodthirst* I mean... be nice to him and polite. Heh. Heh. >_>

>>171101
You're gay because, feels good man.

Ask him what kind of theatre this is. And tell him that you're very sure your friend is stil alive, he was able to cry out for help after all.

Okay, changed my mind, do what that other guy said.

Sorry. I feel oddly bloodthirsty today. >_>

>>171101
> "Why are you gay?"
"BECAUSE ALEX LOVES ME"

the health insurance.

>>171101
Theater? What theater?

"No"

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/28(Wed)19:53 No. 171610 ID: c9cf3d
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"Alex. I'm gay because I love Alex, and he loves me..." I hold myself and sigh warmly. My heart flutters and a smile finds its way onto my face.

"How touching, but that was a rhetorical question, dear." Tercival replies unamused.

"Oh." Well that's a little embarrassing. "So, uhm...I'm pretty sure Humphrey is totally alive, I mean, he called out for help and stuff..." I scratch the back of my head nervously. "What kind of theatre is this?"

Tercival swiftly points to a poster by the door. It has a gaudy, circus-like design and depicts sideshow performers. "Does this answer your question?"

"Yeah sure. Can you help me find Humphrey?"

"I'll help you find your friend, but first...Would you like to enter the Vaudeville?"

Jesus Christ this guy is kinda weird.

Sure!

>>171610
"And if I refuse...?"

Okay.

>>171610
"Is this one of those crazy nightmare circuses? Are you going to steal my soul?"

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/04/28(Wed)22:14 No. 171651 ID: c9cf3d
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>>And if I refuse?

"I'll rape your face."

>>171651
Totally saved.
Also, make an Eep noise and jump back. It'll get you farther away from him, more options to consider.

"Oh my~<3 Please be gentle~"

He's already caught... Only choice here is to agree. Go with him.

Or kick him in the balls.

>>171651
"... is that a promise?" ~ <3

Push him away, then point dramatically and shout "GO FOR THE EYES BOO!" while throwing Squiggles at his face again.

Then, when Squiggles fails to go for the eyes, shrug and say "Eh sure. Let's go see the vaudeville."

>>171651
He is looking very freaky there. I don't think his version of face rape is any good, or even that sexual, it might involve sharp iteams.

So go into the vaudeville, who knows looking at various freaks might be fun.

Go with him.
Because SOMETHING is going to happen, and you want to be there when that SOMETHING happens.
Otherwise this would be boring.

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/05/01(Sat)00:21 No. 172417 ID: c9cf3d
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"GO FOR THE EYES,BOO!" I thrust Squiggles into Tercival's face. It is super effective. Now with a second to ponder, I decide yes, I would like to go.

Tercival is further unamused.

"Alright kid, if you're gonna be in vaudeville you need to learn the tricks of a trade. We can look around for some of our performers and you can choose whichever one tickles your fancy the most. Oh speak of the devil!" He turns on his heel to greet someone. "Here, Cyril, come here."

[Reason for half assed picture: My computer died while I was working on the original update, lol thunderstorm]

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/05/01(Sat)00:23 No. 172418 ID: c9cf3d
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"Top of the mornin' to ye."

"And to you too," Tercival smiles and looks over his shoulder at me. "Cyril, this is our very own Fire Starter."

Avoid becoming attracted as best you can!

>>172418
Lick his stomach.

>>172418
He probably has hideous burns that he is covering with those wrappings.

Ask him what he does there and if he has seen Humphrey.

Suggestion 2010/05/01(Sat)10:45 No. 172523 ID: f98e0b
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>>172418
Twisted Fire Starter?

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/05/01(Sat)15:50 No. 172592 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Ask what he does.

The man cups his chin and his facial bandages contort to fit a wide grin. "Hmm, I perform! Fire breathin', jugglin', dancin', pretteh much anythin' with fire! It's meh passion, yea'."

>>Have you seen Humphrey?

He tilts his head upwards and shifts his weight. "I dunno! 'ave I? Is 'ee a green 'eaded lad by any chance?"

>>172592
"Ah, no, that's not him. Sorry to bother you."

>>172592
Well he does have green hair, so yeah that might be him. Ask him if you could meet with Humphrey.

Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/05/01(Sat)16:37 No. 172610 ID: c9cf3d
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>>Can you take us to him?

"Of course!" Tercival and I follow Fire starter as he leads us to him. This theatre is a lot more unsettling than I intended it to be, I saw a chick without a head. How is that even possible?

"And 'ere you go!" Firestarter presents to us a man who is clearly not Humphrey. I wonder if this guy is related to Dick and Humpfs, the Grissoms are the only ones I know with green hair.

"The fuck you fags want?" Well ain't this guy a bowl of rainbows.

"So, Cyril, do you want to learn pyrotechnics or what?" Tercival is getting a bit impatient with me.

>>172610
Ask new guy if he has seen Humphrey.

Tell Tercival that you would like a demonstration of what it is you would learn.

Ask this guy "Why so serious?"

:D

>>172612
Yeah this seems about right. Mention that he should have an injured leg.

End of Cyril Quest! Phineas!QbBH4Oj03. 2010/05/02(Sun)04:50 No. 172848 ID: c9cf3d
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After much deliberation, Cyril Quest will be discontinued!

Here, have a pretty parting picture of Cyril and Alex someone else drew.


It was fun while it lasted, but au revoir! <3

>>172848
Huh what? It seemed to be going so well!

I guess if that's what you want to do...

but but but...