Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)11:45 No. 11342 ID: fb5d8e
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When Mudy awakens it's terribly hot again. The small crack in the curtain shoots a blinding ray of sunlight inside. All the blood from last night's embrace is already dry and crumbling.

Mudy feels sore and has a light headache.

>>11342
Wipe the blood off on one of those nice pillows, and get dressed. Wake Raital with a gentle noserub when you are done.

>>11342
Wait a bit for you head to clear, then try and quietly grab you flute, to play a song to wake Raital.

Be a suave bard, Mudy!

>>11342
Go outside as quietly as you can. Don't want to wake Raital. See how close we are to the city.

>>11342
Find Bladetree and hug him.

Grab Raital and run outside of the tent asap THERE'S A RAID GOING ON OH MY GOD

Play "OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE" prank on the others.

>>11347
After this, ask Bladetree to please talk to Raital about this whole incest thing because she is crazy. Make sure to ask him not to mention you put him up to this.

>>11342
Don't wake her! She'll just start groping you again.
Instead sneak out with roguish stealth.

>>11351

That sounds like a pretty bad idea to me.

Let's leave. Quietly. Let's NOT wake up Raital. Let's absolutely not show her we are pleased in some way.

(Optionally, let's jump off the worm and fucking run.)

>>11347
Don't bother cleaning yourself off first. Just run up to Bladetree, naked and covered in dried bodily fluids from various sources, and give him a big messy hug.

>>11342
Wake up Raital and ask her if she heard Bladetree last night.

Change perspective to Bladetree.
>brood about the recent happenings, build anger

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)11:59 No. 11359 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy scrubs off the dried blood and very silently gets dressed, careful not to wake up his sister. Before heading out he gives her a gentle noserub.
Raital opens her sleepy eyes and puts a weak hand around Mudy.
>"Hmmnn... Latral.. Let's fool around some more.."

>>11359

BITCH BE CRAZY! FLEE!

We're still traveling, right? Don't have much to do other than train or do social stuff. Ask Tot and Bladetree either about women or about training. Mmmmmaybe Axebeard too. She practically counts, right?

>>11359
"I think you've lost enough blood for now."

Then find and hug Bladetree. That's important right now.

>>11359
"LEAVE ME ALONE... YOU... YOU TITTY MONSTER!"

>>11359
"You're tired. Rest a bit, first. We will always have more time later~ <3" Then plant a gentle kiss on the tip of her nose.

>>11359
Her grasp is WEAK? Is she finally running out of blood? What madness is this?

Jeez, she needs some rest as much as we do, tell her that.

>>11365
We're stealing her power by bathing in her blood.

>>11367
... That's pretty cool, actually.

>>11359
"You know I would love to Raital, but something happened last night. I need to speak with Bladetree. It might be easier if you come as well."

>>11359
'Remember the comfort of knowing I'll be here for you again and again, for the day is long, and it would be wasteful to not try and make full use of it. Don't worry, I will be back.'

Then head out, quick doublecheck if there are any huge problems apparent, before going to Darkmoon, Axebeard or Bladetree to see if we can't try out that magic shortword in a spar.

On the back of a sandworm.

ROCK ON

>>11369

Is confronting Bladetree about his conflicted emotions and judgment a good idea?

>>11359
"While that would be divine, are you sure you want to burn yourself out on that? Think about it like the dessert of the relationship. If you only partake of the sweets, you'll miss out on all the other wonderful dishes of the meal. ... plus we need breakfast to keep our energy up for such things, right?"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)12:09 No. 11374 ID: fb5d8e
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>"While that would be divine, are you sure you want to burn yourself out on that? Think about it like the dessert of the relationship. If you only partake of the sweets, you'll miss out on all the other wonderful dishes of the meal. ... plus we need breakfast to keep our energy up for such things, right?"
, Mudy suggests.
"Don't worry, I will be back."

>"Latral.. You're so sweet.."
She's fast asleep again.

>>11374
Will you hug Bladetree already?

>>11374
Well let's head on outside and see where we are at the moment and how the rest of the party is doing.

And try not to let Bladetree know that we know of his intents.

Don't bother hugging Bladetree, it's pointless without body fluids all over yourself, as a sign of your sincerity.
He'll never take you seriously without it. Elven code.

>>11374

Get away from the crazy hypersexomaniac.

Inb4 Mudy hugs Raital and tells her how much they are in love.

>>11368
Meaning we might be able to get powahz by bathing in the blood of the other Blutjaegers...
Or maybe anyone at all. We need to find out what being a blutjaeger means.

>>11379

Well, according to power chart she has become stronger also. Mayby she's partaking in some other fluid... never mind.

>>11379
Should we start gutting random things and sleeping in their still-worm entrails?

>>11380

Everyone has, actually. On average about 10 points or so.

>>11381
That would be an improvement, yes.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)12:20 No. 11384 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy quickly gets away from Raital while he still can.

Totenkopf is standing in front of his tent, looking in.
>"What is taking you so long anyway?"
>"NOT TO BE RUSHINK ME!"

Well, go have a chat with bladetree anyway.

something about lights in the darkness and how shitty life in the citadel was.

>>11382

I don't think Hans or Gunther have gotten any stronger? Though, I could be wrong and I'd have to look at the power charts again.

>>11384

Hai gaiz wuz going on in tihs tent?

>>11384
Distract him with conversation.

>>11387

No, you're right. They actually haven't. The fuckers haven't been doing anything at all.

>>11387
Well, they haven't been having...
Waiiiiiiit.

>>11384
"Hey Tote, how's your lady doing? Also, don't mind me being covered in blood and all. I'm just accentric like that."

>>11391

That would imply bad things about Goldwomb and Baldetree. Please don't go there.

Do... do kobolds have heat cycles? That might explain her insatiable urges. Either that or she's just a nympho.

"What's up?"

Refer to him as Prince Totenkampf to throw him off.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)12:31 No. 11399 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy approaches Totenkopf and asks what's going on. Totenkopf looks pleased to see Mudy.
>"Good morning, prince. We're approaching Firewater, so Darkmoon wanted to make some traditional clothing to wear."
>"BE CALLINK ME DARKMOON /DAGGER/ VHEN IN FIREVHATER!"

>>11399
Sure thing, *snrk* Dagger.

>>11399
Explain to him that he is going to be a goblin prince for the duration of our stay in Firewater. If he asks, explain that it means he gets to marry Dagger.

Go find Bladetree.

in before they're both afraid of commitment.

>>11403
Inb4 you are right.

>>11401
Also, that might be useful regardless.

>>11394
Hmm.
You know, that would probably explain Mudy's heritage, too.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)12:41 No. 11410 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy informs Totenkopf that he has to act as Prince Totenkopf, and that he is engaged to Darkmoon Dagger.
Totenkopf's expression turns shocked.
>"W-what? Marry? But.. I.. I'm a little too young for that."
Darkmoon pops her head out of the tent.
>"You pigface slimeball! Vhat else you goink to do? You just vhant fuckink then leavink?"
, she yells.
>"Prince Mudy havink good idea. Vhe gettink married in Firevhater tomorrow, Totenkopf!"

Totenkopf gives Mudy a look that hovers somewhere between 'this is your fault' and 'help me'.

>>11410
"Well what WERE you going to do with her? It was going to happen sooner or later. Better sooner, in a place where you don't have to pay, right?"
Try to look as cute as possible.

>>11410
"C'mon, Tot. You'll be fine."

Then lets wander off and let those two sort it out. They're both adults.

>>11410

"Well, it was going to happen sooner or later. Might as well be sooner. And it'll make things easier for you both."

Say that they cannot actually get married. You object to the marriage because you are in love with Tote as well.
If questioned, say that his lack of an arm is sexy.

>>11410
I'm not saying it's a bad idea, but aren't you rushing things a bit? Especially for an elf...

>>11410

I think its time for a birds and bees walk and talk with tote.

>>11413
Dude's like 11, dude.

>>11420
Goblins hit adulthood at age 8.

Tot is an adult.

>>11420
In Goblinyears that's probably about 45.

>>11420

I'm not familiar with Goblin lifespans and heritage, but what would that be comparable to in say human or kobold lifecycles or whathaveayou?

>>11420
11's an adult for Goblins. Apparently.

>>11422
>>11423

Nevermind, I was late.

>>11418
He, barring infernal deals, lichdom, etc. will probably die in 50-60 years. I don't see why elves don't go for political marriages more often...

Punch Totenkopf in the balls, congratulate him on his promotion.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)12:56 No. 11430 ID: fb5d8e
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"Well what WERE you going to do with her? It was going to happen sooner or later."
, Mudy says.
"And it'll make things easier for you both."

Totenkopf groans.
>"Yeah, I guess.."

Suddenly, dozen upon dozens of sandworms surround Cheryl! Men are scattered upon all of them. One heads over to Mudy and Totenkopf.
>"Beink honored associates of Darkmoon Dagger, beink welcomed!"
, he states loudly.
>"I am beink general Spearhead, and this beink 5th Division. Vhe beink escortink you to palace entrans."

Darkmoon: Blow up Spearhead's head

>>11430
Ooooh! Do we get trumpets to announce us?

>>11430
Yay more guys with poofy pants!

Ok, let's get escorted.

Also lean in and remind Totenkopf that plenty of royal couples keep harems on the side. He could have a collection of girls from varying species as concubines if he gets bored of the local flavor.

>>11430
Graciously accept.
Make sure everyone is presentable, then stand on Cheryl's head in a captain morgan pose with everyone else behind you.

Compliment his awesome awesome pants.

>>11430

Nice for a change. Let's sit down and get going.

>>11430
...Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that this isn't going to go quite as well as it seems?

>>11430

Remember to ask him this question, perhaps sometime later:

With all the heroes and demons running about with the ability to kill armies with their pinky finger, why do you bother have armies at all rather than hiring a handful of heroes?

>>11439
Because Bladetree. Seriously, he's the only person that seems to have any problem with what's going on at all. He will fuck this up, somehow.

>>11445

Not to mention the amnesty between the High Elves and Dark Elves. Bladetree being a High Elf going into Dark Elven territory. Though, maybe that won't really be a factor, seeing as the High Elves usually start all the arguments anyway. Or maybe it will now that I think about it. Ack.

>>11450
>amnesty
I think you mean enmity.

>>11450
Well, he did snap and call Darkmoon a Mud-Skin at one point.

He might just stay at the back, reserved and all, or it could end like dropping a Klan member in a black community.

>>11452
Well we still need to talk to him, we can add this to the list of things to discuss.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)13:22 No. 11456 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy graciously accepts, and tells everyone to make themselves presentable and join him on the front of Cheryl.
For some reason Axebeard and Bladetree don't want to come out of their tent, groaning about the bright sunlight. Mudy figures they probably did not want to see Dark Elves that eagerly anyway.

Shortly, Mudy, Raital, Darkmoon Dagger and Totenkopf are all standing on Cheryl's head, as it cruises side by side with general Spearhead.
Around them atleast a hundred small and fast Sandworms carrying soldiers scurry around.

>>11451

Ye, yes I did. I wasn't paying attention, sorry.

>>11456
Surprise Raital by grabbing her ass! DO IT BOLDLING

>>11456

Ride on Raital's shoulders. Shout "wheeee!"

>>11456
Grab her HAND.
Lean over a bit.

>>11456
Check on Axebeard and Bladetree.

>>11460
Or do this.

Ask why people even bother with armies anymore, if a couple of elites always manage to take them down.

>>11456
I get the feeling that general guy is pretty strong.

He looks like a dark elf Popo with a giant sword.

>11456

Mudy, very discreetly, whisper to Totenkopf or Darkmoon "Hey, since you guys can blow up entire towns or slaughter whole cities on your own, why do these nations keep fielding standing armies?"

>>11466
You know, I have to admit curiosity too, especially considering how much stronger the Blutjaeger are then nearly anything else.

>>11469

Not to mention that Hans and Gunther were Skullmen, and that army as was shown isn't very powerful. It makes you wonder whether other armies are more or less powerful.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)13:48 No. 11471 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy turns to Darkmoon and Totenkopf and whispers discretely,
>"Hey, since you guys can blow up entire towns or slaughter whole cities on your own, why do these nations keep fielding standing armies?"

Darkmoon looks down with a confused look.
>"Vhat talkink about?"
, she asks.
>"I am not wantink to make own cheese or build own castle. Need commoners to be makink life comfortable. Vhe controllink soldiers, soldier controllink commoners, commoners kissink my foot."
She groans.
>"Prince, is sometimes beink so dumb, I am thinkink you comink from box."

Well, a blutjaeger or doomsday general isnt always there to keep the riffraff in check.

why take busy time out of your day to quell the village uprising when your army can do it.

>>11471
So at least for Darkelves, strength makes one a noble?

yeah ok i was late, but on the mark there.

say "Sorry I kinda failed royalty school"

>>11471
"If you were listening back at the Well of Truth, I DID come from a box. But that makes sense."

>"Prince, is sometimes beink so dumb, I am thinkink you comink from box."

Sigh. "You have NO idea..."

>>11471
"You would be surprised."

>>11471
Chat up army commander about current political situation.
Get Darkmoon Dagger in on it too.

>>11479
Agreed, ask him what the blockade is about.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)14:03 No. 11482 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy politely asks general Spearhead what the blockade was for and how it corresponds with the current political situation.
The dark elf responds in a humorless straightforward tone.
>"Royal council is fearink attack from Moonshine. Skullkink army vhas destroyed so bright elf scum might preparink invasion. Only this mornink two border guard gone missink."
He grunts.
>"Vhithout guidance from her majesty, Queen Empress Darkmoon Arrow, Firevhater is beink unstable."

Darkmoon grunts too.
>"Tat hag not beink back yet after leavink thirteen years.."

>>11482
Darkmoon, you are just getting back after twelve years, don't be such a hypocrite.

>>11482
So then where is the Queen Empress?

>>11482

"Ah. We have information on that too. No Bright Elves, scum or otherwise, planning any attacks."

"I suppose then that would make Darkmoon Dagger acting ruler."

>>11483
She was sent away as part of the deal with the Skullking. Not quite her choice.

>>11485
Shush. Leave the politicking for when we're actually there. Besides we could use that. If they think they're in danger from the elves and the Skullking isn't strong enough to protect them we can get them to switch sides more easily. Bladetree can even pretend to be here to make the offer.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)14:32 No. 11497 ID: fb5d8e
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Shortly they all arrive at a platform sticking out of the city wall. Lines of Sandworms are parked her, some cooing lustfully.
Suddenly, from an immensely tall gate a giant of a man walks towards the group, giving off a menacing aura. All soldiers and even general Spearhead go quiet and back off.

The man stops a modest distance away from Mudy.
>kgghhhh... hhffff.... kgghhhh... hffff..
A deep rumbling voice cuts through the silence.
>"I HAVE BEEN EXPECTINK YOU."
>kgghhhh... hhffff... kgghhhh... hhffff...

>>11497
'And well met, Sire.'

>>11497

LORD VADER!

But no, seriously. Let's stand quiet and see if he has anything more to say.

>>11497
...You ok there? Sounds like you're having trouble breathing.

Greet him politely, though darkmoon seems unhappy to see him.


well she never seems that happy to see anyone these days,

>>11501
Elves live longer. Maybe they have longer periods?

>>11502
Decades long.

>>11502

It started 12 years ago.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)14:51 No. 11505 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy remains quiet with respect, waiting if the man has anything else to say.

>kgghhhh... hhffff... kgghhhh... hhffff...

>"DAUGHTER."

Darkmoon runs past Mudy and jumps the man around the neck.
>"Paapaaaa!"

>kgghhhh... hhffff... kgghhhh... hhffff...
>"HELLO SWEETY. IS BEINK GOOD TO SEE AGAIN. AND SEEINK YOU BRINGINK MANY FRIEND."
, he man squeals in return.
>kgghhhh... hhffff... kgghhhh... hhffff...
The man gently puts his massive hand around Darkmoon's waist and nods to Mudy and his crew. His voice turns intimidatingly dark again.
>"GENTLEMEN. I BEINK PRINCE DARKMOON RAPIER. I BEINK SECOND HEIR TO QUEEN EMPRESS AND RULINK DARK ELF TERRITORIES FROM ROYAL COUNCIL.
>I WELCOMINK YOU TO FIREVHATER. THANKINK FOR TAKINK CARE OF DAUGHTER."

>>11505
Bow and tell him he is quite welcome.
Wait for Darkmoon to introduce you.

>>11505
Oh COME ON Raital!

Anyway, ask if we could have a meeting with him and his daughter, we have some important news and tidings to deliver and discuss.

>>11505

Oh, poor Totenkopf... you're in hell.

Totenkopf is so fucked.

>>11505
She has been as loyal and kind a friend and colleague as anyone could ask for.

I am glad you make your acquaintance, I am the blutjaegar Latral, and this is the blutjaegar Raital.

We have much to discuss, in private, if you will.

>>11505

Bow in response, take a step forward and introduce yourself.

Maybe Raital's just wanting to be close? ... Maybe she's just being affectionate?

Oh who am I kidding? She's counting the seconds until she gets to jump our bones again, isn't she?

>>11508
>>11509
She's 900 years old, she can do what she likes with her vagina.

>>11513
it doesn't matter how old you are, you are always daddy's little girl.

Tote better be on his best behavior.

Oh, come on. Raital's part fiend. It goes with the territory. Besides, it's kind of appealing.

>>11514
That's what I'm saying.
She'll probably vouch for him.

>>11516

Mayby daddy won't approve.

Put on your gentleman face Tote.

Remind Totenkopf to be on his best behavior. Making a good impression on the parents is important.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)15:12 No. 11520 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy takes a deep bow. He notices Raital follows his example.
>"She has been as loyal and kind a friend and colleague as anyone could ask for."
Then he notices his skirt being lifted..
>"I am glad you make your acquaintance, I am the blutjaegar Latral, and this is the blutjaegar Raital."
..followed by a hand.
>"We have much to discuss, in private, if you will."

The Prince nods solemnly.
>kgghhhh... hhffff... kgghhhh... hhffff...
>"I not expectink Blutjaegers to be comink so soon.. But, I beink happy you brink Dagger back after army vhas destroyed.
>Please lettink me know vhat quarters and meetink room I should havink prepared for you."

>>11520
At least three quarters. Four might be needed,we're not sure. We'll have to ask two of our other compatriots.

>>11520
Something private for me and raital, a room for Darkmoon Daggeer and Tote, and a room for Bladetree and Axebeard. We can meet wherever you like.

>>11520

That is not a proper way to hold a man, Raital.

Anyhow, any quarters the good prince sees fit for a group this high.

Definately part fiend... rowr

We're so going to be raped. Many times.

>>11522
Raital's has been molesting us this whole time.
A seperate room for the both of us.

>>11529

I second this very strongly. Possibly in the different ends of the palace.

>>11520
Oh Raital. :3
That woman is insatiable.

>>11529
That way we can have sexy 'sneak into the other person's room' games?

If he starts to wig out at bladetree and axebeard, just say they're there to aid in negotiations.

>>11529
>>11530
>>11532
Fuck all of you.

>>11532

No. That way we can sleep without our pelvis being pounded into fine powder.

Oh who am I kidding, the crazy bitch will come after us anyway.

Raital hate :<

>>11536

Pretty much, yeah. Constant rape is a good way to earn dislike in some circles.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)15:30 No. 11538 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy tells Darkmoon Rapier that he'd prefer seperate rooms for all of them, if possible, and any meeting room he sees fit.

>kgghhhh... hhffff... kgghhhh... hhffff...
>"Shall preparink most luxurious one bed rooms and biggest meetink room. Please be comink at own leisure."
He makes something of a modest bow, then turns around, walking towards the gate with Darkmoon Dagger as his cloak waves in the wind.

>>11537
Now now, there hasn't been any rape, just some grabbing.

>>11538

Brush of Raital's hand, reassure Totenkopf, stride through the gate. But not too much in stride, only moderately.

>>11539

Sorry, I always thought "Going to do it from now on no matter how much you resist" and then doing it qualified as rape. Guess I was wrong.

>>11540
I concur. He looks terrified on the MANLY elf.

>>11538
Explain to Totenkopf the concept of the 'daddy's girl' while walking to the rooms and trying to ignore the hand in your ass.
When you reach the rooms, find something to distract her with; chess, dancing, trying to awaken more Latral memories, etc.

>>11538
Okay, we really need to work on this Raital.

Crap, I can't feel any verbal acuity right now, anyone want to take a crack at giving Raital a relationship talking to?

Suggestion 2009/07/23(Thu)15:34 No. 11545 ID: 67c611
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>>11538
>>seperate rooms for all of them

>>11541
Being clingy and saying she'll never let go isn't rape.

Well, Tote looks scared shitless and from this angle I can't gauge Raital's facial expression...though I doubt it looks anything like :3 or even :<.

>>11544
Bahhh it's FINE.
If the girl want's to grope, let her.
It's cute. And it's not hurting anything.
Plus there's no reason Mudy would want her to stop.

Go grab Axebeard and Bladetree. It occurs to me that the dark elves do not know of their presence. And we definitely need to be there to explain when they find out that there is a high elf amongst us.

Yes, I am a kobold. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my blutjaeger soul and I am happy together with my girlfriend (who is a cute blutjaeger halfbold!). We have a lot of fucking and friends in and outside of the kingdom and I am pretty slim and good looking. But thanks anyway asshole. Go and follow your stupid paladin shit while I get RAPED by my girlfriend.

Probably should explain relationship expectations, at least to an extent. It's obvious she's acting on feelings, and yknow, boundaries are kind of lax when all you were taught was killing.

>>11549

Yeah, it's really cute when she constantly harasses and pesters for constant dickings without even wanting anything else from apparent "true love", even when asked to stop.

>>11551
Lol

anyway yes, seperate rooms for everyone. So we can converse with them all before sending them to the meeting room.

>>11554
Not to mention the incestuous child molestation overtones.
No wonder Bladetree is pissing blood.

Okay, we kill off Raital then.

>>11557

Or the fact that it's very questionable whether she wants Mudy or just Latral like she remembers him.

We should definately try to explain that there is no Latral like there once was. There is Mudy now, who was Latral once and still is partly. But there's also Mudy, and if she wants to love, she should love Mudy and not Latral.

>>11558

If Raital gets killed off I will be terribly upset. She's one of the reasons I find this quest so compelling.

>>11560

That'd be really damn impossible from us anyway.

>>11560
I would laugh ad infinitum. Reaver won't do it though.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)15:53 No. 11563 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy reassures Totenkopf that it will be fine, and mentions that they need to get Bladetree and Axebeard and Gunther and Hans from Cheryl. He hopes the extra numbers won't be any problems.
Totenkopf promptly suggests he will take them.
>"I-I'll just take them on a walk around the city, okay?"

Raital bends over to whisper in Mudy's ear.
>"Latral, let's g-go to your room.."

>>11561

Not really. There is Stormplaque and the fact she will do anything for us. Pretty much the easiest character to kill. And hey, if people don't like a character what use it is then anyway.

>>11563
Gestue her that you agree. Not that you have a voice in this matter anyway.

>>11563

"We can't now. There's more important things to do. Sorry, but it will have to way. Besides, we just did a few hours ago."

>>11563
Ok, Raital, let's go.

It'll be new and exiting in a new setting~

Really all we have to do is bap her with a newspaper and say no.

Sidequest obtained: find newspaper.

>>11562

You never know. Maybe Reaver is secretly a huge fan of the FF7 Aeris death scene or something, I dunno. Haha, though Raital is infinitely more interesting than Aeris.

>>11563
"Let's not."
Let's meet up with Bladetree and Goldenwomb.

>>11563
Raital honey, you really have to control your libido. We've work to do. We need to learn up on the political situation here if we've any hope to beat our mother. Please Raital, try to control yourself. For me?

>>11563
"Mmm not just yet...
We've got business to attend to."

Send her to her room, provide some incentive for waiting like uh......


.....a....

>>11563
I can hardly wait. But... we don't know where it is yet. Maybe we can learn about this place until we get shown to it?

An embarassing little kobold dance, use that for incentive!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)16:11 No. 11589 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy voices his protest, but is lifted off his feet.
Raital keeps a firm grip on him.
>"You say that now, but.. remember the talk we had last night..?"
She pauses.
>"It was then that I promised I would not let you go no matter how loud your protest. We're g-going to your room."

>>11589
O-Okay then. Um, let's go.

>>11589

"No! This is wrong and I don't want it! Is this how you show your love, forcing me to do what I don't want!?"

"you're..kind of scaring me raital"

in before frightening face.

>>11589
Eh, flawless logic, nothing we can do.

>>11589
Gentlemen, we have a problem and it is Our Sister Fucking Us Too Much.

I'm a little proud of that.

>>11589
Oh god, here comes the pegging

>>11589

Headbutt her in the face. It might mildly annoy her.

>>11589
Rapeface

>>11589
Oh goddamnit.
'But what if not restraining yourself means we don't get to stop our mother, and we don't get to live our lives together? We must still progress towards creating a coalition against the Skullking, or we will not have a happily ever after together.'

>>11589
Damn it woman, could you not be a normal person and learn some balance? We're going to be raped and there's nothing we can do is there? Control your libido! We need to do research to fight against the Skullking!

>>11589
"You don't have to let go, but we're not doing that right now."

>>11589

"Raital, I love you, but if this doesn't stop I have to stop too!"

>>11589
Rub noses.

Mudy's greatest weakneess: Weighing five pounds.

PUNCH RAITAL IN THE SNOUT
ESTABLISH SUPERIORITY

>>11589
("Y U DO DIS?")

"My love, as certain as your statement may be, perhaps you can reconsider? Surely, there are more important matters to attend to? Further, am I only a toy to satiate your sexual desire?"
Make plans to neuter self.

>>11564
I don't think she would be still around if she was in any real danger, plot wise.

We've gotta get her something to keep her libido sated. Surely the dark elves have some decent sex toy shops in firewater.

In the meantime, UNF.

>>11604
That's not a bad idea, actually. She may punch us back though, shattering our head.

>>11604

That might be pretty hard when the crazy woman is around 334 times stronger than us.

>>11609

AT LEAST WE DIE DEFIANT!

On that note, say: "You're just like your siblings then..."

>>11589
Oh, got an idea!

'If you really meant it when you said you were afraid you would hurt me, know that there is more to hurt than just the body, and sometimes the way you act makes my soul hurt, Raital. Please, will you try for me?'

That outta get through to her!

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GUYS?
We don't have any pressing matters to attend to, so why the fuck not?!

>>11611
Oh god thats almost as bad as "if you love me you'll let me go!"

"Raital, I promise I will fulfill your desires, but later. Right now I have to make sure my friends are going to be okay!...

Tell you what... If you can keep your hands off me until I'm ready... I'll do something special for you."

>>11614

Yeah, it's horrible to not be the nicest person in the world when you're going to be raped.

>>11613
Except we do. We need to do some research on these guys, learn who the big player are, who might be too loyal to the Skullking.

We've some work to do, the woman's libido is only a second priority to defeating the Skullking.

>>11589
"C-come on Raital. We've got things we need to do.
We don't have to do it to be close."

>>11617
You can't rape the willing, silly. :3
Mudy wants it... just not this much.

>>11605
...Neutering self actually sounds like a good option. Noserubs probably takes less time.

>>11613

Basically, Reaver has turned a most loved character into the most hated one. Now she is wanted dead or deader.

>>11622

Neutering is inefficient, let's go with castration and amputation of everything that dangles.

>>11619
Because we totally want to alienate our girlfriend/sister/bodyguard since 30 minutes of banging will surely ruin all our preparation.s

"Baby please! I am not from Havana!"

Bone your way to blutjaeger powers, Mudy! Make her squeal.

Suggestion 2009/07/23(Thu)16:24 No. 11629 ID: ade2fa
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>>11624
That would be too awesome.

Well clearly there's time for it,use the resulting pillow talk to try and set boundries, since thats when she seems the most docile.

>>11625
We just had sex. It's only just the morning after we had sex. We're not alienating her. We'll make it up to her in the evening. But at this moment of time we need to prepare, this could be the difference between if we have the Dark Elves on our side or we're totally fucked and the Skullking is going to rape us.

And if we don't get to work, she'll just demand more and more. She'll begin to see us as a sextoy, not an independent partner. She has to respect we've other stuff to do than sating her desires.

And grab a newspaper while being cavewoman dragged through the city.

Why the fuck does everyone hate Raital, now? SHE IS GIVING US EXACTLY WHAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN ASKING FOR SINCE MUDY FIRST MET HER, DAMMIT.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)16:31 No. 11637 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy looks her straight in the eyes.
>"If.. If you really meant it when you said you were afraid you would hurt me, know that there is more to hurt than just the body, and sometimes the way you act makes my soul hurt.. You're.. kind of scaring me, Raital. Please, will you try for me?"

Raital's expression slowly turns into that of concerned distress.
>"I.. I'm hurting you?"

>>11636

People probably started caring on more levels than LOLOBOOBSSEXSEXSEX!

>>11637
YOU FUCKING DICK

>>11637

"Yes. I do not want this all the time. It hurts me when you force me to against my will. It hurts me a lot. And it hurts our relationship too."

>>11637
You're treating me like a sex toy, Raital. There is more to me than that. Please try to love me for me and not just for my penis.

You are acting like a lust penis.

>>11637
'You aren't but your lack of restraint is. Can you try for me, to be more patient on this subject? Please?'

>>11637

" a little bit yeah...You don't need to reaffirm our love every 10 minutes. I'm not going anywhere."

>>11637
Maybe not hurting... you're worrying me. You need to control your libido. At night, when we've time, I'm all yours. But we've work to do, we have to prepare to fight our mother. When this is all over I'll make up every minute you've wanted me but couldn't have me. But that's for later. Please Raital. We have to work, so we can live together in peace. Then you can have me when you want.

If she finally lets us go, let's catch up to Darkmoon and ask her where we can get information on the political situation.

>>11639
SHE'S TRYING TO FUCK US ALL THE TIME

THIS DOES NOT GET SHIT DONE

PRIMARY GOAL: BEAT THE SKULLKING INTO THE FUCKING GROUND
SECONDARY GOAL: SATISFY BIG SIS' SEXUAL NEEDS

>>11637
"You aren't hurting me directly. But I am worried that you are hurting yourself by retreating into infatuation to hide from other concerns. And if you are hurting yourself, that hurts me as well."

Maybe Raital needs to have some long talks with the members of our party that have relationship experience.

... except maybe darkmoon, she'll tell her to rape us while raping us.

>>11637
I think it best for her to learn some manners. No words, slap her.

"Love is a conscious decision between two equal partners. You're trying to take that decision away from me, Raital. I want to be with you because I choose to be, not because I have to."

>>11637
"I want to free us from mother's rule. Free everyone from mother's rule. Although I enjoy our moments together, too much prevents us from furthering our other goals. I'd love to have your help with these plans. Maybe we could at least save the passion for after we finish everything we can accomplish during the day? If we let ourselves be overtaken by our passions every time they arise, we won't accomplish anything. A bit of teasing now and then during the day would be okay, as long as we're still being productive in our goals."

>>11637
"Shh.. It's okay.
I know you love me. I know you don't mean it, but I feel kind of like you're just using me for sex.
Just... ease up a bit okay?
Save it for the nights, at least.
There's more to love than just sex."

Remember we still need to talk to Bladetree. Raital really needs to learn to control herself.

Perhaps explain to her that love doesn't mean having somebody who does everything you want, that's just a slave. You also need to care what they want, and right now we're not seeing it.

>>11649

I second this course of action. Let her think about it.

>>11648
So... basically talk to Axebeard? Being the only one who MIGHT have relationship experience, Bladetree being a virgin (Well at the very least up until recently), Tot's only relationship presumably being with Darkmoon... and even then we don't know for sure if she's ever had a relationship

>>11655

>Bladetree being a virgin (Well at the very least up until recently)

No. DO NOT GO THERE. DO NOT GO THERE AT ALL.

>>11656
Oh yeah. Him wanting to kill Raital. Yeah... that's another reason not to ask him for advice.

Still want to find out if he banged Axebeard, though. We should ask Axebeard. We're her friend.

Hans and Gunther are happily married to apples and the ceiling.

>>11649
With the mental state she's in, a slap could very well inflict BETRAYAL on her. And that would be very bad.

>>11657

No. As in, DO NOT GO INTO THE TERRITORY OF HIS VIRGINITY AND WHERE HE MIGHT HAVE LOST IT LAST NIGHT.

ALL options are too horrible.

>>11660
But I wanna find ouuuuuuuuuuuut. Come on. We can't have this stuff in the party with out us knowing, as leader.

It's our DUTY to find out and make sure there's no tension in the party.

>>11663

Ok, would you really want to know if it was Goldwomb, Hans, Gunther or the worm?

We need to get a spray bottle. "Latraaaaaal!~ Let's go to your roooooom!~" "No. *SPRITZ SPRITZ* Bad Raital. What've we discussed about controlling ourselves?"

>>11665
Yes. Yes I do.

Might give us some stuff to defend our incestuous relationship.

It was all of them at once, they blew his mind.

>>11665
I reckon it will be Kuhral. For lulz.

>>11670

KUHRAL IS THE SANDWORM. IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Forgot my image Hope 2009/07/23(Thu)16:50 No. 11674 ID: 670155
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I wonder if raital knows..

>>11673
Er, that's not quite what I meant. I mean, Kuhral is a stunning Elven maiden in her human form/disguise, etc, etc.

>>11673

Lustful, comfy and so inviting~

>>11669

He touched her cloaca.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)16:55 No. 11678 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Shh.. It's okay."
Seeing her response Mudy quickly eases up. He gently rubs his nose against hers.
>"I.. I know you love me. I know you don't mean it, but I feel kind of like you're just using me for sex."

Raital gasps weakly.
>"I.. I never meant to.. I just love you so much, I.. Latral, I'm sorry.."

Mudy continues the reassuring noserub.
"Just... ease up a bit okay? Save it for the nights, at least. We've work to do, we have to prepare to fight our mother. When this is all over I'll make up every minute you've wanted me but couldn't have me. But that's for later. Please Raital.
>There's more to love than sex."

Raital lets out a deep sigh.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)16:56 No. 11679 ID: fb5d8e
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She gently puts Mudy back on his feet.

>>11679
Quickly now, run the fuck away while she is distracted. Maybe find a chastity belt.

>>11678

"Now, we should go make sure Bladetree won't get into troubles. And see this whole thing through. These people respect strenght, we cannot show any weakness. We need to act like Blutjaegers do. Come, let's go sort this out."

>>11678
>>11679
HOORAY!

Okay, lets head inside, Tot is taking care of the others, right? Besides, we want to find out more about this Prince guy before we reassure Tot. After all, we don't know anything about Dark Elven social norms, do we?

>>11678
Right. Now gently take your nose apart, tell her you'll meet her later in the evening. Now try and catch up with Darkmoon, we've questions to ask her.

>>11683
And lets hold her hand while we go in.

She should be able to get that affection isn't just displayed in the one way.

>>11679
yey~ :3

Okay, bye bye Raital. Don't let Stolmpraque's blades hit you on your ass.

Lets make sure the town guard isnt clapping our elf in irons.

>>11679
Now find Bladetree and give him a long, tight and reassuring hug. Maybe pat his back.

...Grab her hand before she makes a break for it.

>>11694
And grab his ass. That will signify our bond.

>>11696
And maybe nibble his ear a bit. They fancy that, them elves.

>>11699
Then run a hand up his leg. I mean, Raital does it to reassure Mudy.

>>11700

Don't forget going down on him hard and against his will.

>>11691
Hush up you.
MUDY LOEV RAITAL >:C

>>11688
Also this is an excellent idea.
Lets show her some more... tame ways to show her affection.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)17:10 No. 11703 ID: fb5d8e
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Totenkopf is long out of sight, presumably having taken Bladetree and Axebeard out to town. He can't do anything but hope they stay out of trouble.
Mudy takes Raital's hand and walks to the gate.

>>11703
SO ADORABLE

>>11703
I :3'd

>>11703
Going around with Raital is like carrying a truck full of emotional baggage. Well, check out the city, find out where the others have went.

>>11702
You're in a city, start with dining or something >_>
Lady and the Tramp it up

Cue crowded bazaar scene.

This is all going too well. The chance of Stormplague/one of three Blutjaegers/Rudy Fucking Mann/All of them at once exponentially rising.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)17:28 No. 11714 ID: fb5d8e
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As soon as they enter through the guard, a servant of the Prince picks them up and leads them through dozens of corridors, stairs, and some kind of moving platforms, untill the scenery becomes drastically more luxurious. It is obvious they've entered the royal palace.
Finally they arrive at an immensely huge hall, with a long table in the middle.
They see Darkmoon Rapier and Darkmoon Dagger already seated.

>>11714

Join them, perhaps a few chairs apart.

>>11714
>Lets politely inquire as to who that Dark Elf in the giant picture is (probably the Empress) to make a polite motion at small talk, and then immediately going into requesting any recent news and opinions, as travels have kept us out of the loop for some time.

Then based on what we glean from this, we decide how to proceed.

>>11716

I think that first one might be a gross violation of some etiquette. But the second one seems good to go.

Sit either next to or across from Raital when ya sit.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/23(Thu)17:50 No. 11724 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy aims for a few chairs away from the Darkmoons, but is gestured to come sit right next to them.

As he sits down, Mudy asks who the Dark Elf in the giant picture is.

>kgghhhh... hhffff... kgghhhh... hhffff...
>"The Queen Empress Darkmoon Arrow, the Nightinkgale, the Eclipse."

>"Oma."
, Dagger adds.

>kgghhhh... hhffff... kgghhhh... hhffff...
"She beink first Dark Elf to live in desert and foundink of Firevhater thousands years ago. Vhas still rulink but disappearink 13 years ago."

Mudy nods with sympathy. He inquires about current devlopment.

>kgghhhh... hhffff... kgghhhh... hhffff...
>"As you knowink, vhith Mother gone, me and brothers and sisters rulink vhith Royal Council. But is difficult. Vhe not always agreeink on thinks. People gettink restless because vhe not workink together."
>kgghhhh... hhffff... kgghhhh... hhffff...

Darkmoon sighs.
>"If was not for oma disappearink, Skullkink would not be allies."

Her father give her a gentle shake.
>"Darkmoon! Not be sayink those thinks. Vhe proud to beink Skullkink allies."
>kgghhhh... hhffff... kgghhhh... hhffff...
A hint of nervousness is present in Darkmoon Rapier's voice. Mudy senses that the giant man is trying to gauge his and his sister's response.

>>11724
I think the prince thinks we're still with the Skullking. Might want to reassure him on that.

>>11727

And then go "Uhh, we actually aren't his allies and want you to do away with your loyalties too"?

Nah, we should come clean. Using our suave charisma.

>>11724
Drop a hint that "not all the Blutjaegers are happy with the Skullking, either"

>>11724
'It's rather clear we should come clean. We offer him a way to go back out of the alliance with a temporary aiding in an invasion. We get his country to a better spot, and give them a nice healthy bit of conquering war, the best kind. He should be thrilled!

So, lets clue him in that there has been a schism in the Skullking's blutjaegers, spinning a tail that you and Raital left the Skullking's forces, stopping the army outside of moonshine and bringing him back his daughter, to then hopefully get his assistance in then stopping the Skullking. State we plan to form a full-scale allied forces to properly curbstomp the Skullking.

>>11724
"I'm going to be completely honest with you.
Raital and I are no longer within the Skullking's good graces.
That's why we're here.
She turned on us and she turned on your daughter.
I don't know what the nature of your alliance with the Skullking is but I can tell you have your people's best interests at heart.
And I can assure you, the Skullking does not.
She is using you to get to the kingdom of Moonshine, and if she has her way the whole world will fall.
And when it does, you will have outlived your usefulness and she will turn on you too.
Our goal is keep that from happening."

>>11724
"The Skullking and I have our differences; perhaps there is a shared interest for us to converse on this topic further."