Yancy

Dickbutt

Mr. Cuddles.

Asslicker McGee.

Salvador Dali

>>112593
Yeah, there's a reason we forgot our name.

Yancy 2010/01/16(Sat)23:23 No. 112605 ID: 865657
File 126371302712.png - (34.66KB , 500x500 , yancy.png )

Okay

My name's Yancy

Now what

lets go find some bitches

Yancy 2010/01/16(Sat)23:32 No. 112638 ID: 865657
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>>112607

oh shit, great idea! we can create a posse

now where to find some bitches

>>112638

Down at the mall of course. That's where bitches hang out.

>>112644
fuckin right
also are you male or female?
we need to know for... mating prospects

>>112652
Does Yancy look like a bitch?
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH

Yancy 2010/01/16(Sat)23:38 No. 112660 ID: 865657
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>>112644

malls are awesome when you're high
i'm sure there's fellow stoners here too

>>112652

female

also where should i go look for a posse

There's one right there. Go high five that skitty.

you know whats hot?
meowths that can talk humanspeak
lets find one of them
first though lets go hit up that skitty; see how that bitch is doing

Yancy 2010/01/16(Sat)23:49 No. 112690 ID: 865657
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High Five successful! Skitty joins party!

"Ay wassup, what's your name"
"내가 시발놈아 모르겠어요."

what's her name?

hottie#1

It's "Fuck man, I do not know"

Yancy 2010/01/16(Sat)23:56 No. 112708 ID: 865657
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"what a fucking stupid name, hottie"
"뒈져라"
"MOVING ALONG, WE MUST FIND A GUY TO JOIN OUR POSSE"

>>112708

Make sure that guy is a Hitmonlee.

No, you do not need any men in your posse. Only women. All of which will be having sex with each other.
By the way, she said, "Up yours".

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)00:11 No. 112751 ID: 865657
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>>112710

no, he's a pikachu

>>112711

no because i like dicks
also who cares what hottie says

>>112751

That's cool I guess.

Inform him he is now part of your team!

if he refuses, get him high as shit.

>>112751
that guy looks bored
you know what fixes that? narcotics

Punch snout dominance etc.

>>112751
Wait are you a guy or a girl

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)00:26 No. 112772 ID: 865657
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HEY YOU

YOU'RE NOW PART OF MY GROUP

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)00:27 No. 112774 ID: 865657
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"but i dont want to join"

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)00:27 No. 112775 ID: 865657
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"TOO FUCKING BAD"

Awesome. Brofist. If he resists, brofist his face.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)00:27 No. 112777 ID: 865657
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THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT YOU'RE PART OF OUR GROUP NOW

Oh nevermind, looks like you've got it covered already.

Rape

>>112777
If he continues to refuse kick him in the crotch and leave, we don't need no uncooperative losers ruining the group dynamic.

>>112777
Have hot drug-induced sex with the pikachu.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)00:36 No. 112784 ID: 865657
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>>112782
>>112779

maybe later because if we do it right here in the mall we'll get in trouble with da po-po

so anyways, any ideas what his name could be?

>>112784
Gin

>>112784
Pikaman. Shut up it is a great name.

ma pimp

Seconding Gin.

Fagballs

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)00:51 No. 112814 ID: 865657
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"so pikachu, what's your name"
"Gin"
"fuck, that's gayer than hottie's name"

oh shit
is that a hitmonlee

GOD DAMN LOOK AT DAT BLACK ASS

>>112814

Fuck these bitches, let's talk to that Hitmonlee.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)01:01 No. 112819 ID: 865657
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okay so i went up to him and said "hey cutie"

"Sup?"
"Wanna join my posse?"
"yeah sure okay"

"oh cool! say, what's your name?"

Fagballs

R. Just R.

Flo Rida

>>112822
seconding R

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)01:19 No. 112839 ID: 865657
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i'll tap R later

right now i think we should steal some clothes and get da fuq out of dis mall and find some more members outside of dis hell hole

>>112839
But Yancy, pokemons don't wear clothes

>>112846
Which is why it will be all the more AWESOME!

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)01:36 No. 112852 ID: 865657
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>>112846

oh yeah

but what about a hat

can i steal a hat

Can't you like... make money or something? I thought po-po trouble was a bad thing.

>>112852
HATS FOR EVERYONE :U

>>112852
Yes, Yancy, you can steal all of the hats.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)01:45 No. 112856 ID: 865657
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>>112853

pokemon can't get jobs
thus we break the law to make a living

or atleast i do


>>112854

I TAKE THAT AS A YES

so we are at the hat store

go find me a hat

One such as you requires a fedora or a large cowboy hat. Skitty should have a beret, and stupid Gin should have a dunce cap.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)02:08 No. 112877 ID: 865657
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AFTER WE GOT OUR HATS WE RAN FROM THE MALL BECAUSE WE WERE CAUGHT STEALING

AND NOW WE HEAD OVER TO MY PLACE TO GET SOME REST AND RECRUIT MORE POKEMONS IN OUR GANG

Yes.

>>112877
>GET SOME REST
You are a bad liar. You won't be getting any rest, not with that hunk of a hitmonlee around.

>>112877
i understand hitmonlee can extend their... extremities, if you know what i mean

>>112887
>hitmonlee
>hitmon
>hit that pokemon

>>112877

Oh fuck you better get a Zubat

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)02:20 No. 112893 ID: 865657
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>>112887

well, tonight me and R won't get any rest, but Hottie and Gin can.

also we sobered on the way home, so i can savor what's gonna happen tonight

>>112893
Not if they keep that up they won't.

It is so great that you have a room specifically for dicks.

>>112893
better not skimp out on us
we dont want to be stuck with those losers all night

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)02:29 No. 112899 ID: 865657
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good night~

>>112899

DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

>>112893
These two are so gonna screw.

I mean, look at Hottie's little seductive 'patch' right there.

Have fun~

They don't even really need that condom to prevent pregnancy. They're in different egg groups.

>>112917
That's about the only STD that won't be transmitted, though

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)12:06 No. 113086 ID: 865657
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i dont care if pokeday is over, i feel like continuing again

also i did not feel like making a new thread
this'll probably last until chapter 3 or somethin

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)12:06 No. 113087 ID: 865657
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man, that was a great night

>>113087
Morning wood? Go again!

oh shit where is the rest of your posse

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)12:25 No. 113098 ID: 865657
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>>113092

i don't think he has morning wood

>>113093

um
probably in the living room, sleeping
or made their own rooms, idk

>>113098
Well check them out and get some weed going. Tell the Pikachu thing to fry up some breakfest and your boytoy to help him. Make it plain that you're the boss of this posse and they're both your bitches.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)12:48 No. 113116 ID: 865657
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"ay, R, wake up"
"yo?"
"go help Gin with breakfast, i'mma go get some weed goin'"
"okay

>>113116
Make sure you slap his ass before he gets going. He has got to know that he's yours and not the other way around.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)13:02 No. 113119 ID: 865657
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as we leave the bedroom i smacked dat

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)13:03 No. 113120 ID: 865657
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and as the boys go to the kitchen, i look around for the weed..

however..

>>113121
THERE'S NO WEED?!?!?!?!

Quick, we gotta get our girly friend and go score some. Just don't let whatever sleezebag dealer you have force you to make out for the weed, instead beat that cowardly little shit to a pulp and say he's not working for you and your kick ass posse.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)13:10 No. 113128 ID: 865657
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WE'RE OUT OF WEED

>>113128
Well then let's find a punk ass little bitch of a dealer that we can brutally assault for some weed. Paying is for other people.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)13:22 No. 113132 ID: 865657
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alright, so i took hottie with me and told the other two we'll be back with more weed

after searching around downtown, we stumble apon a drug dealer
now, shall we first deal with this peacefully? if he refuses, we can fight it out

>>113128
I think we need to find our own supply. This can't keep happening, you know? How hard can it be to grow your own really?

>>113132
Hmmm, that guy looks like he could be difficult to rob. What weapons have you got with you?

Oh what the hell fuck it. Go up and tell him that he or she is now working for you, and the fucker is to hand over all of his or her weed as well as all their cash. Then yell at him or her to get their lazy fucking ass back to work and make more cash for you.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)13:30 No. 113149 ID: 865657
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>>113139

great idea!

"HEY YOU! YOU NOW WORK FOR ME, SO FORK OVER THAT WEED AND CASH AND GET YOUR LAZY ASS BACK TO WORK"

"Fuck you."

"THEN WE MUST BATTLE, AND IF I WIN, YOU WORK FOR ME"

>>113149
Kick towards the crotch with all of your feline might! And tell Hottie to do something useful, if you don't win this one there will be no weed.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)13:34 No. 113157 ID: 865657
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OKAY I TRIED TO KICK HIM IN THE CROTCH THEN THIS SHIT HAPPENS

QUICK THINK OF SOMETHING BEFORE HE BRINGS OUT A POKEMON

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)13:37 No. 113161 ID: 865657
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>>113154

Yancy uses Dick-Kick!

It's super effective!
Dealer has fainted!

>>113157
Tell Hottie to doubleslap the damn fucker in the crotch!

Throw your hat over the bastards face and then get on with the scratching.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)13:46 No. 113167 ID: 865657
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>>113162

after he fainted, we did that shit to teach him who's da boss

and after we looted him for his goods we ran off to home

>>113167
Good work ladies, high fives around for all.

Now get on home and light up a blunt. Regale your weak menfolk with the tale of your feminine bravery and brutality to get them all hot and bothered and then have some breakfest.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)14:00 No. 113192 ID: 865657
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Told some tales, ate some breakfast

Smoke some weed

Now we need find another place for new recruits
And we also need a name for our gang

>>113192
Pocket Gangstas

>>113192
Call yourselves the Immortals of Cyrus. You shall combat the forces of Babylon wherever you find them with the power of your weed.

As for a new place to recruit. Go on a pimpslaying crusade and recruit their hoes into your growing gang.

Switch control to Detective Blastoise.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)14:21 No. 113228 ID: 865657
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>>113204

We are the Immortals of Cyrus, and we shall combat the forces of Babylon with our powers of weed and kick-assery.

But our forces aren't strong enough, so I take R with me and go on a member recruiting journey while Hottie and Gin watch over our home.

>>113228
Go find some hot pimpkilling lady gangstas for your new hot gang. This gang will be one who shows all of those misgynist pricks out there what's what.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)15:12 No. 113314 ID: 865657
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after strolling down the forest path with my man, we come across a lopunny and a buneary.

recruit? y/n

>>113314
Give them a test question first. The local pimp is oppressing the hoes of the neighbourghood and is driving up the prices on weed. What do they do?

If their answear is any kind of violence directed towards the pimps then they're in.

>>113314

I sense a menage a trois potential.

Possibly.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)15:23 No. 113326 ID: 865657
File 126377059617.png - (36.93KB , 500x500 , answer.png )

>>113315

we're not ghetto, just a stoner group
BUT,
I WILL ASK THAT QUESTION ANYWAYS

the lopunny replies
"Kick their asses?"

"WELCOME TO THE IMMORTALS OF CYRUS, PREPARE YESELF FOR A TREACHOROUS JOURNEY TO FIGHT OF THE FORCES OF BABYLON AND SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY"
"but my child is too young to smo-"

"THEN HE CAN LEARN"

"Bu-but--"

"What's your guys' name anyways?"

>>113326

All stoner groups are Ghetto! It's the way of the streets man.

But we need some nice nicknames for these fine ladies. And don't forget to light one up to pass between you as an acceptance ritual.

We may also soon need a bigger base for our growing gang. Cruise the town for any abandoned hotels we can occupy.

Hey hey.

If she doesn' wants weed, she still can be part of the posse. Weed is something to enjoy, not to have forced down your throat.

She can be the clean one one who cooks and cleans and drives. Every drunk / stoner group needs one.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)15:32 No. 113335 ID: 865657
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>>113333

That is a good idea.

"Well, you don't have to smoke weed if you dont want to, s'all cool."

"oh, thank you.."

As for a new base, we'll have to sustain with the one we have right now, i doubt there's any abandoned hotels in the city.

Still, we have yet to figure out their names, any ideas, guys?

>>113335
Lopunny shall be known as Sexy Buns and her kid shall be known as Chibi Usagi! Those are horrible names that only a weed fueled or very hungover brain could have come up with.

>>113339
this

Lopunny can be "bitch" and Buneary can be "Ho"

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)15:49 No. 113365 ID: 865657
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"My name is Jane and this is To-"

"SEXYBUNS AND CHIBI USAGI"

"No, it's-"

"PFFT HAHA WHAT WEIRD NAMES DO YOU HAVE"

"... okay then"

Alrightie, moving along, any idea where we're at?

>>113365
Go down to the local conveniance store where the two local goofball stoners hang out and freestyle to Prince lyrics. Recruit them into your gang as weed providers, and tell the noisy one to shut the fuck up.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)16:09 No. 113392 ID: 865657
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>>113375

there are no conveniance stores in the forest
you crazy

i think there is one in the city ahead of us

>>113392
Well then go there. You're the boss of this posse, you have more important stuff to do than keep the weed flowing. We must have some people who can do that for us.

So onwards to the city and find the people that I have prophesised about. For they shall deliver unto you lots and lots of weed.

>>113392
Become aware that Hot Buns is TOTALLY HOT AND NAKED.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)16:17 No. 113403 ID: 865657
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So on our way to the city something caught the corner of my eye.


Item Discovered!
A pair of boots

>>113398

no homo

>>113403
Don those booths. With them and your sweet ass hat you shall become the master Meowth in boots!

>>113403
Thems some sweet ass mittens. you should totally put them on...

after identifying them for curses and stuff first, of course.

You should let R have those.

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)16:34 No. 113426 ID: 865657
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boots were carefully inspected for any curses or something, and they came out cleaned

boots donned! damn i look good

>>113426
You sure do lady. Now lets continue on our journey towards the town and find the promised weed!

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)16:44 No. 113439 ID: 865657
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how conveniant! there's a conveniance store right at the entrance of the town!

Yancy 2010/01/17(Sun)16:45 No. 113444 ID: 865657
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PAUSED

break time

>>113439
Scope it out for the previously mentioned stoners. They should be hanging out at the entrance.

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)00:34 No. 113863 ID: 865657
File 126380369017.png - (31.83KB , 500x500 , store.png )

AND WE'RE BACK

that was the longest break ever

>>113446

we'll, i don't think they'd be outside.
but i do have the munchies right now

Search for corn chips. Those things are magnificent.

Fuck that get pork rinds.

Break through the wall. The door is obviously missing.

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)00:57 No. 113876 ID: 865657
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>break through wall, not sober enough to use door
>can't decide between two bags of chips
>like a boss

>>113876
>implying you've been employed

>>113876

take em both then

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)01:13 No. 113886 ID: 865657
File 126380603432.png - (54.82KB , 500x500 , TAKE BOTH.png )

>>113879

>implying i'm not the boss

>take both

GREAT IDEA

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)01:24 No. 113889 ID: 865657
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>You recieved Pork Rinds!
>You recieved Corn Chips!

okay, so just incase of thirst, what drinks should i steal

Since "all of them" is out, get a huge bottle of root beer.

Suggestion 2010/01/18(Mon)01:34 No. 113893 ID: 34470e
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>>113889

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)01:50 No. 113898 ID: 865657
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>Giant Bottle of Rootbeer recieved!

As I leave the store and join the rest of the gang with the giant bottle of rootbeer and bags of chips, the cashier ran over me through the hole I made in that wall.

"STOP THIEF!"

>>113898
Gently set down the rootbeer. Turn to face him slowly. Smile your most evil smile. Then say "I stopped. Now what?" Then give an evil giggle.

TLDR: scare the shit out of him by being creepy.

>>113899
Do this. Then go back inside and tie him up with redvines.

A LOT of redvines.

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)02:02 No. 113904 ID: 865657
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no

>>113904
Then you need to CHEESE IT!

Run away!

Flee. Very fast.

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)02:21 No. 113914 ID: 865657
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RUN

FUCKING RUN

>>113914
R can hold something, keep you from tripping.

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)02:34 No. 113917 ID: 865657
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I let R hold onto the Rootbeer as I held onto the bags of chips.
We managed to get away from that cashier.

We should be safe now

>>113917
Don't look up. You'll get shat on by a Pidgey.

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)02:36 No. 113919 ID: 865657
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paused because it's 2 in the fucking morning, sorry if it seemed short, we can coninue this when i'm not so sleepy

>>113919
Go to a park and eat your well gotten loot. Keep an eye out for any stoners.

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)23:12 No. 114524 ID: 865657
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so we went to the park to enjoy our tasty loot and some of our weed.
R already got into some of the joint, but for me, I'm having this unconfortable feeling that's keeping me from smoking it..

I think your being watched.

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)23:17 No. 114528 ID: 865657
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"ay, anyone got this weird feeling? it's like, something stalking us or some shit"

"not really."
"it's probably one of those officer Jennies"

"nah, it doesn't feel like it, R. it's like, someone else."

Prepare to gangrape someone. Look around.

>>114528
I think Chibi Usagi is having a bad trip, yo.

>>114528
There's probably a strange duo watching you in the distance. Look around.

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)23:27 No. 114536 ID: 865657
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"guard the joint and goods, i'll be back"

"got it, Yance."

as I left and strode down the park pathway, i come upon a fork.
which path do i take?

>>114536
The one that corresponds to the hand you hold your weed with of course. When you don't have a dick that's the proper way to navigate.

>>114536
Go left. That's Path A.

Left. Go left.

Left :I

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)23:44 No. 114550 ID: 865657
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LEFT IT IS

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)23:44 No. 114553 ID: 865657
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i think we're on it's trai OH SHIT IT'S GONNA LYNCH ME

USE UH....CLAW SWIPE OR..THROW HAT ...OR FRIGHTENED URINATION

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)23:53 No. 114558 ID: 865657
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>CLAWSWIPE FAILED
>UNABLE TO THROW HAT. because why would i throw my awesome hat
>URINATION FAILED BECAUSE i do not need to pee

I REGRET NOTHING

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)23:54 No. 114559 ID: 865657
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"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"yancy."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"YANCY!"

"AAAaaa.. wait wut"

Yancy 2010/01/18(Mon)23:58 No. 114560 ID: 865657
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"DAUGHTER

I AM DISSAPOINT"

>>114562
Whatever, mom! I didn't ask to be hatched.

>>114560
It's your life you can do what you want. And what you want now is form a sweet ass posse, smoke weed and have sex with various male members of said posse.

>>114571
...and if you get fucked up enough, maybe some of the female members, too. Totally not homo if you're so off your gourd you can't tell what's what.

>>114562
Tell mom that knocking over stores and getting stoned are the least of your problems, you're also pregnant.

Doesn't matter if you aren't yet, you can work on that.