HOLY JESUS
FULL OF AWESOME

WE ARE NOT WORTHY

Meh.

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)12:20 No. 110626 ID: c16184
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Good morning, voices.
You have come at the right time.
Since we have suddenly come into possession of a grand armory and treasury, I am making a list of what we need. Later today I will send two of my followers with the cart to Sepia Town.

Grek and Petal require better materials and tools, as they had just been working with what little Grek was able to take with her. I have requested Nakraska to build them a laboratory outside the mansion as well, to keep them from messing up the women's sleeping quarters.
Speaking of Nakraska, he is need of better tools too, but little else than that.
Iesgip requested better cooking utensils and hunting tools.
Sticks and Black Fang seemed content with their situation.
For everyone I will order better bedstuffings, pillows and blankets, and cloth and a sewingkit, just in case.

With another round of cleaning and the mansion should be another step closer to being presentable for prince Muschio Malto's visit.

All I need now is to design the uniforms.

I want no specifics: Obviously armor does not suit everyone here, and I understand some would like to reflect their induviduality, so I'm looking for advice on what to look for in a uniform that is flexible yet representative of who they work with and instil a sense of order and strength without being overbearing.
Quite a mouthful.

>>110626
Go for practicality in the uniform. Something made in a material that breathes and with a cut that allows for easy movement. Keep decorations to a minimum and use muted colors. Include one dagger into the uniform. I think such a style would be the one most fitting for men and women under your command. You should also check up on what weapons they might need.

I still think you should set aside an hour per day for combat training with all of them. While the Fangs have been dealt with their employer is still around and mercenaries or assassins can always be replaced. If there are any future attacks then it's good if everyone at base atleast has some rudimentary combat skills to make sure that they have a greater chance at survival.

So uh
Where's the prisoner, chief? What's her story? How's she doing, and how's everyone reacting to it?

>>110626

Avoid red garments.

>>110626
If you don't want to go full-blown specific outfit for them, you might consider something a little less intrusive.
I don't suppose you have pins - small pieces of shaped metal designed to be attached to clothing, which could be shaped into a specific 'coat of arms' for your organization?

A single white flower, somewhere on their person. Either that, or design an emblem that can be put anywhere (Say, a sword), and two colors, such as white and gold, to symbolize your group.

Shit, you guys need a collective name, too!

I say nay to uniforms. I think it is important to maintain each person's individuality. Having an insignia/banner/crest/emblem that everyone has in common is ok.

A ragtag band fighting for the cause of good is romantic. It's a lot more inspiring than an organized army fighting for the cause of good. You are more likely to get recruits if they don't have to change who they are to fit in.

>>110627

What he said. Keep the uniforms practical. As for colors, I suggest reversible tunics with green on one side and tan on the other.

Also, a chainmail vest for each person couldn't hurt.

Suggestion 2010/01/14(Thu)12:40 No. 110637 ID: 67c611
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We already have an emblem.

>>110626
Standard chainmail shirt, padded leather leggings and boots, some leather work gloves, and a cloth shirt underneath the chainmail should suffice. Add a tabard with your banner upon it and it should be good to go.

Does it have to cover the entire person?

You could have them wear large belts with big buckles that have emblems on them,

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)12:53 No. 110640 ID: c16184
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Utilitarian is the consensus it seems. Light armor and a light weapon, neutral colors and a simple emblem to show their unity.
As much as I would like to show my respect, using the Malto weapon would be slightly inappropiate as this is not his official army. I will need to come up a name and emblem for this group, but that can always be added later.

Very good. I am done with this list. I just need to decide which two of my followers I should send out with the cart, and I can return to my business of making allies.

>>110634
Romantic doesn't win battles though. Most ragtag armies that go up against a real disciplined force of fighting men will get butchered. They might win from time to time but most of the time they suffer horrendus losses for that victory.

>>110640
But ... but no more Sticks spooky suit. And no more Iesgip almost naked. D:

>>110640
I would suggest Grek and Black Fang. Black Fang for security and Grek for experience in bargaining and the fact that I think she isn't as easy to distract as say Sticks.

>>110643
>Sending a former member of a mercenary group and a very hotblooded goblin out to buy things

Eeeer....

>>110644

Former is the key word here.

I vote Black Fang and Petal.

Hmmmm... I'd round up the troops and ask who is better at bargaining.

Also, I'm loathe to suggest Black Fang to tag along as he might attract unwanted attention. Security he might provide, but not at the cost of drawing other bounty hunters or people wronged by the Fangs.

>>110643
This

Also, as a symbol... A KB.
That fang who infiltrated before( orange?) had a paper referencing the "knight blades"
You are a knight.
Very simple.

>>110646
Petal and Iesgip. or Petal and Grek. Grek because others might not know that she really needs... And because those two work so very well together.

>>110644
Well they're going to be transporting stuff back here and the nearest place to buy stuff is Sepia Town. Someone is needed for security and Black Fang has proven to be capable of that.

Sticks probably knows how to haggle and I would guess is pretty good at it. But she's also very easy to distract and not all that focused at most times. None of the others except Grek has really interacted alot with the outside world and I don't think any of them are very good at haggling. And if Grek gets into trouble because of her cursing against everyone then Black Fang should be a good deterrant against any blades being drawn.

If you're building an army you'll need some place to keep the new recruits. The rooms inthe mansion here can't fit everyone. Ask Nakraska about building a barracks and armory. With enough labour you might be able to clear some trees out and build a small palisade around. maybe a watch tower at the gate.

I think Ridder should personally oversee the transactions.

I vote Ridder and Petal. Sticks and/or Grek and temp as head honcho(s) while we're gone.

>>110651

"can temp" is what I meant. :C

To elaborate on my answer, Black Fang has proven himself very reliable in the past. He is in good control of his temper and his actions, and I think he should be shown some trust.

Petal is an elf. Elves are good at talking to other people like they're better, and that's the right kind of attitude you want with a merchant. Let 'em think you're right all the time.

>>110653
The problem with Petal though is that she has only ever interacted with her own people or Ridders people. She has never been outside of the forest and there have been pretty much no elves running around for 500 years.

Bringing her to Sepia could very possibly overwhelm her and the areas more unsavory types might get some very bad ideas on how much cash could be made from an elven prostitute. Black Fang could probably handle that but it's an un-necessary risk to take.

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)13:28 No. 110661 ID: c16184
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I have to agree on the combination of Black Fang and Grek. Black Fang is a reliable power, and Grek has mentioned that she grew up with merchants. She will know what is a good deal and what is not.
I can not go myself as I can not oversee everything all the time, especially if I intend on expanding. To rest your mind, however, I will have Grek wear the other ring so we may check on her from time to time.

"Grek, Black Fang, please take this list and gold. You are to head to Sepia Town and purchase supplies. I rely on your combined muscle and wit to provide you with success."
"Aye, master."
"Ye get et, chef. An'then' else?"
"Yes. Please get the ring from Sticks, Grek. I trust your abilities, but I would like to make sure you two are safe."
"..E.. Elregth. We're eff, then."
"Thank you for trusting me for this, master."
"I have the greatest of faith in both of you. Good luck."

As for me, I must get back to making allies. Making contact with the elves was a spectacular failure, but luckily I got Petal out of it, who has proven a good companion.
I better think carefully about the next faction I attempt to befriend.

The elves were 8 kinds of screwed up anyways.

Let's go corral us some dwarves! Yee haw!

>>110661
Violet Fang did send that note about possible employment chances in a civil war to the north.

That could be a very good area to recruit in as well as finding allies. In a war torn area you can almost always find people who are desperate for a safe haven as well as oppurtunities to work. There should also be some disillusioned soldiers that are looking for a cause they can actually believe in.

>>110661
hey maybe you can hire a glassworker while you're out there and get the window fixed and cleaned

Seriously though
The prisoner
Where is she
What's going on

>>110668
Oh don't worry. She's being well taken care of. >:D

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)13:54 No. 110671 ID: c16184
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The prisoner has been put in more comfortable bonds and locked inside the small washroom, which takes care of the most undesirable task of helping her take care of her basic needs. We feed her whenever we eat too.
As I have no idea what else to do with her, I am keeping her there until Muschio arrives.

The area Violet Fang mentioned in the letter must be The Red Mesas. I know very little about this land, having lived far to the south of it.
It is apparent that it borders the Barrier, behind which my kind resides.

Now that I see it on the map it feels so close all of the sudden. I wonder if my parents have ever tried going back..

But I digress.
I am not looking for single soldiers to join, though I will recieve them if they turn up. I am looking to make strong alliances so I will have a grip on my surroundings like the Boss has on his.
Negotiating in the midst of a civil war will be most difficult.. but the prince has faith in me.

If I ride out within the hour I should reach its borders before dusk. Who should I bring with me? Or should this one be solo?
Mind you, Black Fang's absence leaves the base's defences incomplete.

What do you know about dwarves?

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)14:03 No. 110674 ID: c16184
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I know that dwarves are usually craftsmen of metal and stone, sometimes gems. Occasionally clans of them pass through in caravans to trade their goods.
I have seen a few rogue dwarves practising a wide variety of professions, much like humans, but they can be far in between.

If you refer to wether they have villages, towns, provinces or even countries, however, I know absolutely nothing.
I would assume they live here, in the mountains, but that is just based on old songs and folklore.

>>110671
Simply having ties with alliances may not be the best way. Unless you have a very strong position yourself with a powerful retinue the other members of the alliance may be unwilling to listen to you and obey your commands.

If you are to truly command respect and power then you must gather a strong retinue that can field a decent force. You have a retinue but none of them can call on soldiers and neither can you. Civil war creates unrest and refugees, if you take them in and get them to work for you you will gain a workforce as well as a population to draw military recruits from. It increases your power and standing alot more than any alliance could.

But for who you should take. Bring along Sticks. Iesgip should be able to safeguard the base while Black Fang is out. Civil wars often has many factions, you should be able to find one whose goals aren't reprehensible to you. For your aid to their cause they will aid you at a later time in your struggle against evil.

Before you leave, start garrisoning the base with traps. You never know.

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)14:48 No. 110678 ID: c16184
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I loathe to exploit something as terrible as a civil war, nor can I turn my base into a refugee camp.
I shall attempt to aid the faction whose ideals are the truest, as they will surely do well in clearing up the destruction and dread left in the chaos' wake.

Sticks is a fine choice. She will probably be delighted at finally getting to join me.

"Sticks, I need you to accompany me on this mission. Please get ready. I am going to prepare the mount."
"Oh! Ooh! Be there in a bit!"

>>110678
The idea isn't so much to start a refugee camp as it is to start a new village or maybe even a town.

But let's go there and scout out the place. Just keep an open mind if you run into any oppurtunities to streangthen your own position.

>>110681
There is now a civil power vacuum locally created by the conflagration/ruination of a certain city... thus the opportunity does exist for someone to step in.

So where to?

Right now, I've got nothing else to add. I'm all for gathering info on the nearby factions, however.

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)17:03 No. 110731 ID: c16184
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We leave within the hour, as was planned.
We begin the long walk through the woods north, but when we finally leave the canopy's shadow, I discover that the Red Mesas' civilization is closer than I thought.
A wooden watchtower looks over the forests' border. It is small and insignificant, indicating that they expect the trees to shelter few threats.

As I approach it a guard comes up to me. He waves me down.

"Woah, woah there, stranger. You picked the wrong time to be visiting. There's a spot of conflict going on right now, and we highly discourage entry for tourists and traders alike."

>>110731

Buggers? A town of Buggers?

Hmm. Perhaps we should tell him that we're looking to hire people. That might perk his interest.

If he asks what we need, tell him we're looking for miners.

>>110731
Tell him that's why we're here. We're interested in seeing what the conflict is about, and if we can be of any assistance.

Seeing how I'm not a fan of insects, I'd recommend you raze the entire settlement, and perhaps you'll inadvertently give yourself a good reputation with their enemies.

>>110731
Tell him that's why you are here!
You are from a nearby settlement in search of allies and so you have a vested interest in ending these hostilities. Hopefully peacefully!

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)17:24 No. 110771 ID: c16184
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"I am from a nearby settlement and I am here to aid in resolving the conflict."
"Sorry, stranger, no mercs. Try Sepia Town."
"I apologize for not being clear. I am not a mercenary. I am gathering a force to destroy a great evil to the southwest, and I am looking for allies to assist me in any way. I hope that I can help you so that you may help me in the future."
"..Huh. Fighting evil? Never heard that before. Well, if you're really not in it for the gold then I gueeessss I can take you to the Matriarch."

>>110771
I suppose they would be matriarchal... bug people are kind of attached to their royalty.

>>110771
"That would be excellent, thank you. Are there any customs I should be aware of in this situation? I don't wish to offend the Matriarch."

>>110747

Raid hasn't been invented yet, fortunately.

Besides, these guys seem friendly enough. (famous last words)

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)17:57 No. 110788 ID: c16184
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Yes, indeed, these people seem like they are quite friendly and open. If a mere border guard has the courtesy to warn me of their conflict and show me to his leader, then they must have been a country full of warm open welcomes.
Their hesitation to hire mercenaries shows that they do not enjoy violence either.

But indeed, I shouldn't judge too soon.


"That would be excellent, thank you. Are there any customs I should be aware of in this situation? I don't wish to offend the Matriarch."
"No, not really. Our ways are so different than the other cultures on this continent that we don't get offended quickly. Just be polite and show her that you don't mean to be rude."

The guard gestures me to come with him and salutes to several other guards stationed on and around the tower, who salute back.
He leads me to a well-lit entrance to an underground tunnel.

"This way. Your mount will be safe, don't worry."

I dismount and help Sticks off. The guard goes ahead down the tunnel.

"We really don't get a lot of visitors who want something other than gold. Apart from the tourists, that is. Anyway, what I mean to say is that I'm sure you'll get an audience with the Matriach."

Meanwhile, I notice Sticks grabs my hand. I take it and give it a reassuring squeeze.
I notice she looks a bit intimidated by everything. She walks close to me, occasionally bumping into my hip.
"Do you do these things every day?"

Yes. Yes you do.

"A man has to have hobbies, Sticks."

Pardon the alliteration.

>>110788
As a knight you visit many interesting places and meet interesting people. You have to get used to it somehow, if you plan to stay a knight.

>>110788
I suppose it makes some sense that halfings stereotypically dislike crowds... I mean the view would usually be kinda iffy.

Or it may be the guards that are setting her off?

Anyhow you may want to aks what see means by "these things"?

>>110797
Or maybe she has a phobia of insects.

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)18:44 No. 110831 ID: c16184
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I whisper back to her. The guard doesn't seem to notice.

"What do you mean with 'these things'?"
"You know.. climbing through tunnels.. with bugs.."
"As a knight you visit many interesting places and meet interesting people. You have to get used to it somehow, if you plan to stay a knight.
"Y.. yeah, that's true.."
"Why are you so nervous?"
"It's just that.. You know those empty tunnels that the adults tell all little halflings not to enter but you and your friends do dares to go inside anyway until one of your friends doesn't come back~?"

In front of me the guard comes to a halt to speak to another guard in front of a curtain.
With my mind on Sticks I am unable to overhear what theyre saying.

Let her ride on your shoulders if the roof is low enough.

>>110834
Indeed, this is definitely the best option.

It's probably just legalese by the looks of the documents.

Anyway, give Sticks a piggyback ride.

Giving a piggyback ride isn't really a polite thing to do in front of the queen or matriarch or whatever.

Give her a piggyback ride later, on your way out.

Tell her not to worry, you'll protect her if somehow things go horribly wrong.

>>110831
Considering all the armor and weapons he is caring on his back I somehow doubt it would be comfortable for either of them.

I was also not aware that the burrows were so extensive as to have dark, unused tunnels.

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)19:07 No. 110846 ID: c16184
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"Don't worry. I'll always be there to protect you."

She gently squeezes my hand. I do the same.

After a moment the guard turns to me.

"She'll help you from here. I gotta get back to my post."
"Thank you for your help."

He salutes and passes me down the tunnel.

The other guard opens the curtain for us.

"Through here, please."

One the other side is a large multilevel chamber. Large banners hang from the ceiling.
The guard follows us through. She flips through the papers she's holding.

"Please wait here. One of the Matriarch's advisors should come to pick you up shortly."

She makes something between a bow and a nod, and walks out through one of the other doors.

is it REALLY that easy to tell what gender these insect-people are?

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)19:24 No. 110852 ID: c16184
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I admit I wouldn't have been able to tell from visual clues alone, but the female guard who just helped us had a distinctly different voice.
This should help a lot future encounters.

After a while of waiting in what I can't help but feel is some sort of arena pit, three bugpeople suddenly appear through one of the doorways.
They stop abruptly upon seeing us, and eye us with judging expressions in silence.

Hmm... based purely on eyelashes, I'd say the one in front would be female, the one on that one's right is male... and the eyepatch one could go either way, though I'd say female. Though it might simply be the sexy curve of the thorax. Other than that tidbit of information... off you go with your whole introductory shpiel.

>>110852
Greet them politely and say you were told to wait here for one of the Matriarch's advisors.

Are those plates on their bodies armor or part of them?

"Greetings! I was told to wait for the Matriarch's advisor. Might you be him or her?"

Anybody else getting a bad feeling about this?

>>110873

I know I'm getting a bad feeling something fierce. This whole atmosphere just doesn't sit well...

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)19:54 No. 110884 ID: c16184
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Those plates are most definitely not part of their body. It is their kind of armor, but I haven't been able to determine the materials used.

Atmosphere or not, I best be polite.

"Greetings! I was told to wait for the Matriarch's advisor. Might you be him or her?"

Their expressions shift to slightly less stern and they look at eachother. The one with the eyepatch speaks up first.

"Yes, that is us."
"Certainly. Thank you for waiting."
"Indeed. However.."
"..As you must understand, we can not let anyone walk into the same room as the other advisors and the Matriarch at random."
"That's right. You will have to prove your dedication to our cause."
"Do not be alarmed. This is part security measure and part tradition."
"A very ancient one. Please understand we can not avoid it."
"Do you agree?"

They all sound female.

>>110884
Pause for a moment, take a look around at your surroundings, then heave a sigh and unicode stare at the bugs.

"...Something's about to come out and try to maul me to death, isn't it."

What exactly would this involve?

>>110884
Ask exactly what their cause is and what they would have you do to prove your loyalty.

"Please explain it more clearly. I'm not quite sure what you mean."

>>110884
Aha, I think they're going to ask you to fight. Hopefully you will be fighting some wild animal and not a person.

Mayhaps you could find out what it is before agreeing?

Well two out of three isn't bad, I guess..

I don't like hive minds... or things that even approximate such. I'd suggest saying that you'll do what you can as long as it seems reasonable/sensible, but make no promises... for all you're aware, it's the OTHER side of the conflict who has the right in the matter.

Erm, remember to continue to be polite.

>>110892

>>I don't like hive minds... or things that even approximate such.

See also The Borg.

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)20:11 No. 110902 ID: c16184
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"I wish to respect your ways and prove myself by all means.. but I do not wish to perform acts of violence, atleast not without knowing exactly why it is necesarry."
"Your fear is entirely misplaced, noble as it is."
"What we will have you perform will in no way get any person hurt: Like we said, it is both tradition and security."
"You will not be send to battle. Yet perhaps it will not be wise to take the girl with you."

They break a gentle smile through their stern expressions at Sticks.

"She may wait here in safety and comfort."

OH FUCK POLITELY ASK FOR MORE INFORMATION BEFORE THEY TAKE YOU AWAY AND FUCK YOU.

>>110902
Agree to it.

>>110902
Wh...
...
I don't think I like where this is going.

>>110902
Insist that you will promptly leave if Sticks cannot come with you. She would be terrified if you left her behind, and you just got done saying you'd protect her. If they try to argue the point, pick Sticks up and start walking away.

>>110902
Well shit, we are fucked. Literally. Or we will be fucking them over. Literally.

>>110902
Is Sticks okay with this?

Oh, we did say we would protect Sticks right? Hmm.

>>110902
Ask them what it is exactly you will be doing before you go ANYWHERE.

Ask "May I inquire as to the nature of this test?"

A "Why is it important that I come alone?" may also be prudent.

>>110903
This.

By the way, the one with the eyepatch in the back is clearly a badass.

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)20:31 No. 110917 ID: c16184
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"May I inquire to the nature of this test? Why is it important that I come alone?"

Their expressions turn ice-cold.

"It is exactly because of this that we have these 'tests' as you like to call it. To weed out your type."
"If you dont even have the dedication to try to prove how dedicated you are.."
"..then stop wasting our time and go home, boy."

Sticks let's go of my hand. I look down to her.
She nods.
"Do what you have to do. I don't want to ruin things just because I'm a little scared."

>>110917
Sticks seems alright, give her a friendly nod then follow them.

>>110917
So it's a trial to test my confidence in overcoming the unknown. I accept.

My sincere reaction is that you should LEAVE. You know nothing about these people or what they're fighting for or what they're going to do to 'test' you, and they've done nothing to assuage your fears. Sure that one guard was friendly enough, but he's only a cog in the machine.

If you go with them you'll be separated from your only party member, potentially allowing them to use her as leverage against you.

Politely request your leave and discover more about this conflict, by the other side if possible. Serving these folk without knowing anything more might cause irreparable harm to many.

I'm not liking where this is going. Surely, they cannot expect you to commit to something you do not know? Perhaps it would be something that marks you for life, or maybe you have to kill a baby, or fuck a thousand of their women. Such blind dedication, I do not feel it becoming of a knight. Information still must be acquired. And yet, I've no idea how to phrase it.
This, of course, could be a test. This, right here, or the actual task. It could be "oh fuck this baby or we kill you" and if you refuse you pass, or hell they could be arghleblargle a better thinkin' voice say something.

Guys, keep this in mind, too: If we back out now, we might damage relations with -this- faction. I don't think there's anything else for it but to accept, as much as I wish otherwise.

>>110915
Or had an amusing accident in a cutlery store. You have to think outside the box.

>>110917
Take Sticks and leave. If keeping you in the dark is more important to them than resolving this conflict they are not the kind of allies you want. Make sure that you tell Sticks that this is not her fault, and if anything she helped you see that this is not the right course.

Say "I will agree to follow you alone, but will not give my word to accept a challenge without knowing what it is. If I cannot do it, I will leave in peace."

>>110923
Isn't there a civil war going on? Perhaps these could be rebels posing as the queen's advisors.

Or hell, maybe if we fuck it up with THIS faction, we can talk to the other faction of bug people?

I say its worth the effort to see where this is going, but tread lightly Ridder.

They've been polite so far and it looks like the test is faith-based so..... have some faith and take the test.

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)20:49 No. 110936 ID: c16184
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"I will agree to follow you alone, but will not give my word to accept a challenge without knowing what it is. If I cannot do it, I will leave in peace."

"Then get the hell out."
One of them snaps.
"You come to our land wanting to talk to us-"
"-and now you're acting like your some hot piece of shit."
"You're just some mercenary scum who doesn't want any ties."
"Get lost."
"The Red Mesas ill needs a saviour such as you."

You have equal cause to Sticks as to their cause... Whatever that may be...
A short explaination of how sticks has "almost been murdered multiple times" should be attempted

Make a small, respectful bow, then leave.

If they're serious about this, maybe they'll stop you before you go.

The path taken was a bit too much straddling the fence for my liking. After all, they could've promised not to make you commit, but once alone taken Sticks hostage against your good behavior. In fact, if they were smarter they WOULD have done that. Being honorable and good is a great thing, but one must never assume that another is as honorable as oneself, especially not without any evidence. Remove thyself from their presence. Poop on the doorstep on the way out.

Look, as long as Sticks is okay, I think you should be up for a trial by fire.
After all, your concern is for her first, right? If you have their word she'll be safe then there's no reason to keep worrying about yourself. And every refusal sours your reputation with this faction. Bite the bullet and go for it. If it's TRULY heinous, e.g. babykilling, you can find a way to escape. You've done it before.

>>110936
>You're just some mercenary scum
OH NO HE DID NOT!
I don't know if you are taking offense to this but you should be!
You are a KNIGHT!
You do not make promises you cannot keep.
If they cannot accept this then so be it, but I will not have them sullying our name!

"Then nothings remains to be discussed. Farewell."

Damnit, guys, I told ya so.

Elaborating on the earlier thought:
You can care for yourself but a hostage situation is out of the question.
Agree on the condition you will have some definitive means of knowing Sticks will be safe. A blood oath or a promise on someone's life or what have you. Anything to prove they won't harm her.

Also, be sure to recover Sticks.

>>110939
>>110940
>>110943

Why are we being so paranoid about this? This is simply a tradition of theirs and we are insulting them by refusing it, losing our chance at making them allies in the process. Sticks and Ridder are both more than capable of taking care of themselves if the bugs' intentions are malicious, and they've been fairly hospitable to us so far.

Ridder, man up and just go with them already! You're about to lose your chance here!

Ehhh... Explain that you can't decide who to side with without knowing what the situation is.

>>110936
Stare them dead in the eye. Feign unwavering rage.

"Are you dense?"

Begin to remove upper clothing.

"Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?!"

Rip off your shirt in a manly matter, revealing glorious toned pecs and abs. Don your rape face.

"I'M THE GODDAMN KNIGHT BLADES, AND I WILL FUCK. YOUR. CHALLENGE. UP.

>>110953
It is worth noting, they were hospitable right up until these three showed up.

Tell them that you want to accept their terms, but you don't want to have to bear responsibility for someone else.

Bow your head and say: "Forgive me, I am being rude to you. It was not intention to imply that I do not trust you; it is simply unusual among my people to ask for someone to agree to a challenge before explaining what the challenge is. I offer a profound apology. If you choose to accept my apology, I will gladly take your test."

Be polite. Claim it is a part of your race's customs to get all the information before you begin a task. If they're still offended, something's fishy.

Oh lordy, I don't know what to think anymore. @_@

Just throwin' it out there but if they wanted us dead we're sort of already in the midst of a palace full of soldiers, so it's not like we can get much more fucked than we already are.

Of course even that's ignoring the fact they have no reason whatsoever to want us dead.

Okay, fuck it.

Apologize, and agree to their terms.

I my experience Insect people (of the Hymenoptera persasion) tend to be highly tradition bound in order to preserve their necessary hierarchy.

>>110936
Strip down and leave your clothes with Sticks.

Strip down and leave your penis with Sticks.

>>110964
Actually, either do this, or repeat the spiel about how you're not a merc,searching for allies, defeat a great evil blah blah blah.

Okay fine lemme rephrase my suggesiton too. :V
"How DARE you!
I am a KNIGHT.
I simply do not make promises I cannot keep.
...However I apologize for offending you. It was not my intention to be selfish. Merely cautious.
If you can assure me my companion will be safe I will go with you."

Aaaagh. Why are we being rude to the people we were told to be polite to?

It's like you guys are TRYING to sabotage this.

>>110986
Wanting to know what we're being forced to do is not at all rude, especially how we phrased it. I feel that such quick offence is fishy. I also question their claimed positions as advisors. What advisor goes around in full armor, and demands you perform a mystery task before a meeting with the leader? It smells.

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)21:27 No. 110991 ID: c16184
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What have I done? To infuriate them to this level I must have been incredibly disrespectful.
I am deeply ashamed about riling up my host like this.
Of course they would not lead me to their royalty without proof that I would not assassinate her. I understand now why they are afraid of mercenaries - bound by nothing and honorless.

I drop to my knees and face the floor.

"I deeply apologize for my behaviour. I meant no disrespect. Please forgive me and let me prove myself to you."

The bugpeople are silent for a moment. I must have surprised them.

"..What do you say, girls.. Do we give him another chance?"
"I don't know. It just feels like he's afraid. Maybe he has something to hide."
"Well.. maybe we shouldnt be so quick to judge? It could have been a matter of miscommunication. I mean look.. He's groveling.."
"I had already given him the benefit of doubt when I laid eyes on him. But alright. You?"
"Yes, alright, alright. ..You can get up. Follow us and you can prove that we just had a misunderstanding and you are trustworthy."
"Be nice to him."
"Shh--!"

Gah... well however I feel about the choice you've made, what's done is done and now you're committed by word and deed. Nothing to do now but continue to beg for the favor of your new masters. Ooooh I'm sounding all bitchy. :3

All they're doing now is testing to be sure we aren't some money-grubbing mercenary willing to switch sides at any excuse.

Let's go along with it for now.

>"Be nice to him."
Aw, well at least one of them is sticking up for us. :3

>>110991
Good. Their only issue seems to be that they want to be sure we aren't some money-grubbing mercenary.
Go along with them on whatever innane ritual they wish to drag you through.
Earn their trust.

Alright Ridder, let's see how far down this rabbit hole goes...

Don't trust these people. Remember what the guard said.
>Our ways are so different than the other cultures on this continent that we don't get offended quickly. Just be polite and show her that you don't mean to be rude

And yet you have shown nothing but politeness, and yet they still got pissed. In addition, they're armored up. What advisor wears armor all the time?

You're pretty screwed since you decided to portray yourself as a groveling weakling. Not dedicated to your position, one could say.

Also, they hesitated when you asked if they were advisors. In addition, the guard said one of the advisors would come to see you, not three. I'm suspicious. And yet, we cannot act on these suspicious without looking even more like a flip-flopping idiot.

>>110999
We were rude by not following along with their request, when we were the one who came to them to talk. We are the one taking initiative and must therefore earn the trust of those we approach, not the other way around.

We didn't even have a good reason to be suspicious, aside from plain old paranoia at them doing and asking strange things.

If only we had some form of giant boot... or flyswatter...

Way to be completely duped, Ridder.

They haven't even told us what the test is, and expect us to agree to it anyway. That's plenty of reason to be suspicious.

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)21:57 No. 111016 ID: c16184
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Indeed. It was terrible of me to come here and assume that everyone is ready to service me.
To be polite is much more than simply the way one speaks: Despite their comforting words, I continued to reject them.
It is true what they said. If I am not to follow through, then I shouldn't have come to waste time, both theirs and mine.

I have to show these bugpeople, now even more than before, that I am a man of honor, and that even if I decide not to join their cause, they will not have to fear my knife in their back.

As I follow the three women I look over my shoulder.
Sticks shows me a thumbs up.
I suddenly feel like I can do anything.

Well, there you go. You got the thumbs up.

Go for it, Ridder!

Eh. You can still back out/fight your way out when you find out what the test is, it's not like you're going to lose any more face.

>>111016
sounds like you are starting to fall for her

DO EVERYTHING.

...:3
It is truly an invigorating thing to have someone who believes in you, isn't it.
Go forth.
Go forth and show these people what it means to be a Knight of Piacevole!

>>111030
>Go forth and show these people what it means to be a future king!
Fixed

>>111031
One step at a time, my friend~

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)22:59 No. 111072 ID: c16184
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The three bugpeople lead me through corriders and up stairs, until we finally reach a small cosy room. It has comfortable looking pillows and a sofa, with a large bed in the middle.
The women make themselves comfortable.

One speaks up.

"Since you seem like you really mean well I'll tell you the story behind this tradition. A long time ago, during the age of fire, lived the first two exoskeletons, the Matriarch and the Patriarch. The two warred endlessly over the vulcanos about who was the strongest. Yet after thousands of years the two began to forget why they were fighting. As the vulcanos died out, so did their battle. Finally, the two settled their differences and became friends. With the Patriarch and the Matriarch united, they could perform the union that would create all of civilization. They did so. But then a vulcano came to live again, and the Patriarch remembered why they fought. He grabbed a stone to strike down on the Matriarch, who swollen with eggs, was unable to defend herself. But when he loomed over her, she pointed to the life that they had both created inside of her. The Patriarch could no longer attack, for hitting her would mean hitting himself.
Obviously our genes are not compatible enough to create offspring, but after thousands of years of tradition the gesture is what remains the most important."

Ridder 2010/01/14(Thu)22:59 No. 111073 ID: c16184
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"So please. Surrender part of yourself through the act of copulation."

"Yeah i'm out of here."

Doo eet.

Sticks probably won't mind, especially if you stress how embarrassing and degrading it was.

ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ 2010/01/14(Thu)23:02 No. 111078 ID: f44349
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>>111073
Scream
"VERY WELL, MADAM!" and begin disrobing enthusiastically.

Dompag: become mildly jealous.

>>111073
"Uhh... maybe Sticks should be here after all."

>>111076
It's either that or loosing potential allies.

>>111082
(I'm saying she should come and watch)

"Yeah, how about no." and leave these weird bug people to their civil war.

Welp you already agreed, any insult you were trying to make up for would just be made worse if you refused now.

Unless of course you're really determined to spit on over a thousand years (!) of tradition.

>>111073
ALL ROADS LEAD TO SEX IN TGCHAN

>tgchan saying no to freaky bug sex.
wat

However strange it may be, it is their tradition. Go for it.

Ridder, ask yourself what you value more:
-Your commitment to Lord Malto and the destruction of the evil force?
Or:
-your want for a special relationship with someone?

Think carefully.

"LET'S DO THIS"

>>111076
This is probably a good time to point out some of the values of your culture. Make sure you're very polite and most of all very clear on the fact that as lovely as she is you're already in a commited relationship and your culture takes those bonds seriously.

I don't think it will help though. If you want to meet with the matriach you're probably going to have to go through with this.

>>111120
> This is probably a good time to point out some of the values of your culture.
No, don't tell them how superior you think you are to them. They'll consider you full of yourself, and they don't like that.

I think it might be enough to just say that he and Sticks are in a relationship and that it might be best if she was involved.

Um... where do you... where do you jam it in? Your carapace isn't gonna, like, slice it off or anything, is it?

You keep jizzing that turkey, Reaver. Rock on.

>>111127
Well he could always lie and say that part was tragically lost in battle. Or just think very unsexy thoughts and keep flaccid.

>>111145

Think about baseball! And cold showers!

MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY! D:

lol

Of all things.... and why with Sticks here?? >.<

Time to swallow your pride, go 'very well' and start disrobing. And hope no one is very loud. And.... how are we gonna explain that to Sticks later?

She should've been here. She'd see the kind of bleep you have to deal with.

Hmn, if you MUST, you could ask her first if she's ok with that,

Get on with it. At least they aren't man-bugs.

>>111078
this

You know Ridder, this might sound contrary to how a lot of the voices are thinking, but doing this is a a bad idea.

If you do this, Sticks will find out. She won't care that it's a tradition; she's a woman. She'll be furious. She'll definitely leave you and almost certainly leave your cause. Screwing bugs will get out and cost you other allies as well.

It's better to keep the alliances you have and just drop the hope of picking up the bugs.

Think of Sticks. Think of Iegsip. Think of all the allies you have. They will leave you if you do this.

I think Sticks is pretty open-minded about this sort of thing.

>>111073
"Imagine, if you will, the Patriarch standing over the Matriarch, looking at her body swollen with eggs. Imagine if, instead of tending to her, he chose to mate with other creatures, with whom he could not bear young. Imagine that he left her and her eggs to slow starvation.

I am already committed to a woman. I already am a Patriarch to another Matriarch. I cannot leave her. I cannot copulate with other creatures.

I hope you understand."

NO!... We wouldn't do this for Iesgip, someone who actually cares for us. We won't do this for them, it doesn't matter is Sticks "would be okay with this"... this isn't who you are and what you do Ridder.

>>111076
time to leave

Do it.
It would be really offensive to go through all that to convince them to let you take the challenge, then to refuse to do it the last minute.
So as weird as it is, you gained their trust enough for them to let you take the test. So now it's time to take responsibility, show them you are dedicated and trustworthy.

If you go through with this you'll have to tell Sticks about it so she doesn't hear it from anyone else. Stress that you had to do it to speak with the Matriach and that it's part of their culture, and that you'll do ANYTHING to make up for it.

>>111073
What they are really testing you on is whether you would stay true to your values and beliefs to see if you are a sort to abandon those if even a slight problem come's up where these values would put you at a disadvantage. Say no to pass the test.

Fight your way out.

Nice...

Anyway, they're kind of right in doing this. You got attached to sticks through sex... And now they want you to fornicate for similar reasons. Sex has many effects, and so in copulating, a bond is made.
Your morals for their trust (you are willing to drop a moral or two to save another)
Just imagine sticks, and you'll pull through.

Ridder 2010/01/15(Fri)07:36 No. 111223 ID: c16184
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Indeed, I have to go through with this.
If only I had not shown such distrust earlier, then I would be able to call for negotiations. But as it stands I have shown far too much hesitation already. They are doing me a favor even letting me up here, and to reject them now will be to reject any chance for a friendly relationship with this country.
I must face the consequences of my behaviour.

Somewhere in this building Sticks is facing her fears alone as she trusts me to lead this mission to a succesful end. Somewhere on this continent the prince is speaking to his followers as he thinks of me and his faith in my potential.
As a knight I visit strange places and meet strange people, and occasional.. I have to make a sacrifice.

But I thank Sticks for relieving me of my innocence prior to this situation.

You know your duty, Ridder.
Think of queen and country.

>>111223
this

>>111223
inb4 sticks comes barging in

Let gals know this is only to prove yourself, and that you're doing this for them. Ask one of them to let sticks know. Normally, telling is bad... But sticks is sticks...

>>111223
Hold on for a moment, Ridder. What would your mother think about spilling your baby goo into every passing woman's cooch?

Stop being so gullible. They're yanking your chain. Just leave.

Don't let the doubtful voices cause you to hesitate. You know what you must do.

Don't abandon your values so easily Ridder, if you continue to sacrifice all the good that is in you on your quest to defeat your enemy, you will end up becoming just like them and nothing will have changed.

>>111234
What is this about values?
We're trying to stop a great evil. We fight for justice. These are things that won't change.
It doesn't affect our mission if his personal view on love, or what he will be willing to do in relation to sex changes.

>>111235
He needs to be able to grow. Learning to be selfless. To do what needs to be done to stop evil and to continue on his path of knighthood.

If it's an evil country, then it knows no love, beautiful, just, God. Its sole purpose is to survive in competition with others and boast in corruption. If we follow love, beauty, justice and God then we will naturally only oppose those who don't include any of these attributes.

Wouldn't it be deliciously ironic if the test was really about whether you were willing to throw away all your personal values for the sake of appearances? To see whether someone has the inner mettle to stand firm to what he or she believes to be right rather than to capitulate to the ideals of others simply because he or she finds himself/herself in their realm?

Not that I'm saying that's the case. Nor am I really about to say what you should or should not do. Ridder chose this path when he decided to beg for forgiveness and acceptance from those he ultimately knew nothing about. He's now committed to what he started then.

Ridder 2010/01/15(Fri)10:38 No. 111262 ID: c16184
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That is right.. I had not thought about it that. In my mind was only the act itself. Perhaps because of the legend that went before the tradition, or perhaps because of the corrupted side of my own mind.
Of course this rite of passage is not about genes: The woman even said so. It is the gesture that counts.
This personal challenge is not about submitting to their kingdom, but showing that I know how to love. If I can prove that I am capable of showing affection to these people, who are so vastly different than me and with no doubt troubled by ages of xenophobia, then they will accept me amongst them.

Done undressing I walk up to the eyepatched bug.

"Is there any specific way we must do this?"
"No, no. I can understand that you must feel uncomfortable enough, so just go ahead and do what you're used to."

I gently but firmly grab on to her shoulders. She jumps at the touch, startled, but lets me pull her closer.

"What is your name?"
"N-n'kirl.."
"N'kirl.. I am Ridder. I am going to make love to you."
"..P.. P-please do.."

>>111263
sup guys. getting interesting feed back through the ring, Grek?

HEY YOU GUYS HOW IS EVERYTHING OVER HERE?

>>111263
'Sup?

>>111263
We should get Black Fang some heavy duty armor, make a walking tank. OR BETTER YET, STEAM POWER ARMOR! Get Grek to work on this right now.

Are you there yet!

>I am Ridder. I am going to make love to you.

Best foreplay ever.

>>111263

Resolve sexual tension.

so Grek...
What's happening?

>>111263
So Grek, how are you?

Seems you and Petal have been doing real well in terms of your projects, good shit to hear.

I am curious, though, could you ask Black Fang himself what kind of armor he would like? Just because he can endure pain doesn't mean he needs to, not when he's so damn strong he could probably swing an anvil around.

actually before you say anything give the ring to black fang so we don't have to hear your undoubtedly acidic and banshee like voice and accent.

>>111287
Stop being mean.
We want to hear whats up with you Grek, how's the mission going?

>>111263
Grek, allow me to apologize on behalf of the rest of the voices for how things went last time. We didn't mean to question your expertise, and some of us are crazy fuckers who don't know what they're talking about.

How are things going?

Grek 2010/01/15(Fri)13:05 No. 111293 ID: c16184
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..Heh? Eh yeh.. Eh f'rget all 'bet that feck.
Me 'n Pet'l been so feckin' busy, jes' sproutin' new ides like s'bebbies. Weth th'stuff we jes' got we can make er feck'n mest'rpess.

So yeh, w'jes' get beck frem S'pia Ten. Cart's loaded lek a gepsy pipe.
Bed sede s'thet the big lemp can't sit 'n th'beck an'mer' so 'e's sqermin' like a big feck'n baby ces th'benches're teh small.
Enneyen' th'feck ette meh.

<english language parsing error>

>>111293
Try not to think about his large, sweaty, muscles moving seductively as he tries to fit his ass on the tiny cart bench, Grek.

Sounds like you and Petal are getting along quite well. I'm glad you found a kindred soul.

Can you drop any hints at us about this masterpiece of yours, or do you two want to keep it a secret?

>>111293
sooo.... What kind of 'masterpiece' do you have planned?

>>111293

Ah, let him be. He's just itchin' to get back and probably get something to eat.

...I couldn't make out half of what Grek said. Could I get a translation please?

Grek 2010/01/15(Fri)14:14 No. 111303 ID: c16184
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Yeh, yeh. S'm'tems th're's thes tension 'tween es, bet then oth'r tems neh sight e' et.
Eh'll jes' 'eve teh bare wi' et.

Canne tell ye 'bet ar mesterpess. Bet ye goons'll come in weth yer med ep shet 'gain.

Ah, f'rest's in seght. Neh long now.

>>111303
So Grek, do you like Black Fang?
Has the initial misunderstanding about books and pole-handling passed?

>>111303
...Eh?
Who's that off in the distance?

Keep an eye on those two silhouettes in the distance. They look...

...vaguely familiar.

>>111303
I see... a black dot, in the distance, off to your left. And two silhouettes off to the right. Not sure what either of them are, but be warned about them.

>>111303
Greeeeeeeeeeeeeek~

You'd better invite us to the test phase of your invention.

I wanna watch things go boom :<

>>111303
There's a couple of people off to the right. Whosat?

Grek 2010/01/15(Fri)16:19 No. 111339 ID: c16184
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Eh..?

Th'feck shed I care 'bet sem goon 'n th'hor'zen.
Bleck Feng'll take care o' s'cer'ty.

Ridder 2010/01/15(Fri)16:20 No. 111340 ID: c16184
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"My lady."

Ridder 2010/01/15(Fri)16:20 No. 111341 ID: c16184
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I get dressed with no further words. The three women remain silent as well.

>>111341
Ask if you can now see their Matriarch.

>>111345
Let the ice melt a bit, wait till they say something, THEN you ask to talk to the matriarch.

Remember to make an aside to Sticks about what happened >.>;

>>111341
seems like she enjoyed it.
you`ve been practicing :3

>>111341
Remember that person you saw while you were going to the Fangs' cave with Iesgip? That person was sighted near Grek and Black Fang.

>>111350
You can't expect Ridder to know who you mean just from that.
It was the guy in full armer the signaled that he had his eyes on you.

HOW WAS IT CHEATING ON STICKS, RIDDER

I HOPE SHE LEAVES YOU, YOU SCUMMY PIECE OF CRAP

>>111341
...They seem impressed.
Hem. Anyways.
Yeah. That fellow that apparently has his eyes on you was following Grek and Black Fang.
I'm not really sure what to make of him.
But anyhow yeah, you should probably tell Sticks at some point.
Knowing you this will bother you a LOT more than it will her and hearing from her that it's okay would probably make you feel better.
...But save that for later.
We have soem royalty to address for now.

uhm... awkward, I actually expected Sticks to cheat on you first, seems you made me reconsider some of my assessments. You had better like hell hope these are indeed 'the good guys' in the local unrest.

>>111353
Hey, if she does... helloooo Iesgip!

Ridder 2010/01/15(Fri)17:34 No. 111382 ID: c16184
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The feeling of disgrace that should come with betraying Sticks has not yet arrived, which in itself makes me feel ashamed. Perhaps it is because the relationship I have with Sticks is not entirely of my own will, or that her thumbs up gesture makes me feel like I had permission.
But I say with no doubt that I did not enjoy the act I just performed. Even so, I tried my best to make it a success.

I shall inform Sticks as soon as I see her, and I will suffer when the pain arrives.

"Am I allowed to see your Matriarch now?"
"..Oh. Oh yes."

The two women who are still dressed jump up. The other remains on the bed.

"N'kril?"
"I.. I, uhm, I'm staying here... f-for now.."
"..Alright then."
"This way, Ridder."

I bow to the one we leave behind and follow the other two. They lead me down more corridors and stairs. The stone becomes smoother and lighter. Occasionally I can see a window to the outside at the end of a hall.

We finally pass through a great and lavishly decorated hallway, where we enter through a door on the side. It leads into a small, somewhat dark and clammy room.
It is filled with women in luxureous clothing, leaning over a map spread across a table.

One of my guides follows me in.

"Your majesty: Presenting Ridder, foreign power."

One of the women waves her off.

"Oh yes, thank you, come in. We have to reinforce our troops here."
"No, you fool! We must regain this tunnel first!"
"If we don't reclaim it, reinforcements won't make a difference!"
"Your majesty, this tunnel poses a severe threat."
"We must send in the 7th regiment."
"Impossible! Commander K'rtali is out of action."
"Did she get injured?"
"No, she is giving birth."
"Then send in one of the juniors!"
"We can't possibly let a rookie lead the troops to such a dangerous conflict!"
"What about the 6th regiment?"
"They are occupied with this tunnel."
"3rd and 4th?"
"They can come along."
"That should make up for K'rtali's abscence."
"No! We still need a proper commander!"
"Your majesty, what should we do?"
"I suggest getting commander Z'terrk."
"Impossible! He is leading the 2nd regiment already!"

The group continues to yell through eachother with no pause, paying little mind to me and my escorts, who slink out the door behind me.

The map appears to be a mess too. Busy hands move pieces around until there is an entirely new image every minute.

well this is right up your alley. Ask for current positions.

>>111382
Volunteer your services as a commander, if you feel confident enough in your skills to lead a regiment that you know little about. You may want to see if you can glean more information from them beforehand if you don't think you're totes rad enough to lead any group to victory.

Maybe before you rudely shove yourself into their military planning you should ignore the advisors and actually say hi to THE QUEEN, who I believe is who you came to see in the first place?

On the other hand we also don't know what they're fighting about, and if we start commanding their troops there's no backing out if it turns out we're supporting the wrong side.

Perhaps we can talk to someone not actively participating. The advisor that brought us in?

>>111382
The timing here almost seems to good. They're probably not going to trust you right away so offer up your services as commander for a smaller contingent first and if you're willing offer Sticks as hostage to make sure that you do your best.

Ridder 2010/01/15(Fri)18:07 No. 111414 ID: c16184
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That's right. To offer my services will seem disrespectful and oppertunistic. I should let them know that I would like to help, and await their proposal.
But first, I will have to introduce myself properly to the Matriarch.

At the end of the table sits a quiet unassuming bugperson is clothes more lavish than the others. On her head rests a modest tiara.
I wait until she sees me, at which point I bow deeply.
I speak just loud enough so she can hear me over her advisors.

"Your majesty, I humbly express my gratitude for recieving me. My name is Ridder, and I am a mere knight-errand. It is an honor."

The Matriarch tilts her head slightly at my introduction, but offers a warm smile.

"It's alright, sir Ridder. You do not have to be so formal."

She continues to smile and look at me, yet her eyes feel somehow distant.

"It has been a long time since we had any visitors.. What brings you here?"

>>111414
I heard people got free bugsex for just saying they wanted to meet you.

I really don't want much else. Pretty fun though.

>>111414
Tell her you're seeking allies in a fight against evil and hope that you can help resolve the conflict here in a peaceful manner... or if not possible, aid the side whose cause you can fully support.

"I am looking for allies in my quest to rid the land of a great evil. I am offering my services in exchange for aid to my cause."

I imagine the Queen has a Julia Childs voice.

>>111419
Sounds about right... perhaps we should ask about what has caused this local unrest as well.

That's the strangest Pause screen ever.

Its censorship. Her eyes are her sexual organs

>>111430
oh hell, she's a bad guy

I wouldn't worry too much about sticks, I'm sure that when we go to the other bug faction, they'll all be male, and well, they'll probably have a similar tradition.

Hope 2010/01/15(Fri)20:33 No. 111501 ID: 476456
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Excellent.

>>111438
no.. that would be the Mudyquest 'pong' pause screen.

I would suggest you take a look at some of the pause screens in Mu's Journey.


Also, she seems pretty chill and laid back. Probably because she knows what Ridder just had to do to get there.

Ridder 2010/01/16(Sat)15:44 No. 111914 ID: c16184
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"I have come seeking allies in a fight against a great evil rising in the southwest. To forge a friendship I will offer my services. Perhaps I can assist in the making of a peaceful solution to the conflict that plagues this land?"

The Matriarch perks up at hearing this. She cluthes her hands together tightly.

"A peaceful solution would be--"
"Absolutely impossible."

Her advisors chime in, raising out of their seats.

"Don't bother Matriach K'miele with that nonsense."
"She knows full well that if the Patriarch wished for forgiveness then he would not be attacking us!"

She slowly backs down into her seat, her eyes growing distant again.

"We have to neutralize his forces before negotiations can begin!"
"As if we'd get anywhere with talking to that brute!"
"That's already been proven over and over. Can we focus on the tunnel now?"

>>111914
Pardon my rudeness, but does the Queen not outrank you? Why do you show her such disrespect by interrupting her, and dismissing -her- thoughts and ideas?

You are her advisors. You advise, you do not take control.

>>111914

It might be best to get to the Patriarch and tell him the Matriarch wishes for a peace talk. Then lock them both in a closet together until they make up.

>>111914
These "advisors" need to shut their noisy yaps.
They are just making noise at this point.
The Matriarch seems to be the only one you could have an actual discussion with.
We need to get her away from them somehow...
I can't think of any way that wouldn't make you look rather suspicious though...

>>111917
>>111916
>>111915
Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Slow down there. We don't know the political landscape yet. It would be best to approach the queen in private on this matter, rather then insult the advisers, who seem to be in power at the moment. Remember, WE are the guest here.

And so we find ourselves in a problem of being consistent.

What Ridder has done thus far in this society has been to attempt (somewhat weakly) to make a place for his values within the society. As that failed, he begged to be forgiven and for the opportunity to capitulate to the society's values. He then participated in the society's ways in order to gain this audience.

My point is this. For him to in any way attempt to counteract how the 'advisors' or whatever are talking for their matriarch would be hypocritical, as he has already established his willingness to allow their ways to subsume his, thus he no longer has the right to attempt to interrupt or otherwise influence the status quo to his own interests.

"My Queen, if I may be so bold, perhaps I could aid you with your battle plan. I have some experience with squad tactics and stratagem."

What was the cause of this conflict?

Hm...
Try something like this...
"If you don't mind my asking, what was it that caused such a fierce conflict."

Ridder 2010/01/16(Sat)17:14 No. 111948 ID: c16184
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Indeed. I do not have the authority nor knowledge to call the advisors to silence. I should not attempt to force my culture on these people who I know almost nothing about.
If the Matriarch does have absolute power then she will speak up herself when she so desires. To speak for her would make me no different than the advisors.

I shall finally ask for the information I desire.

"If I may ask: What is the cause of the conflict?"
"That brute the Patriarch."
"That savage!"
"He betrayed our beloved Matriarch, his own wife, to seize power."
"His advisors split off and rallied up half the country to aid them!"
"And riled them up, he did! They are fierce like wolfbeasts."
"That scum!"
"Villainy!"
"Ladies! The tunnel! Can we agree on a strategy yet?"
"Time is of the essence."

>>111948
Ask to see the map.

This may be a good chance to practice leading an army.

Do not ever argue about the point of this war. Give them advice.

Is the Matriarch ill?

>>111948
This situation seems very familiar. It's like the legend we were told before.

It also reminds me of the two old men at the farm. I think perhaps the strategy we used there would not be appropriate here though! Instead, proving that both sides can trust us would work better, instead of neither.

>>111948
Mmmh.
So it is a squabble between the groups of advisors.
Ugh. I detest politics.
Oh well...
Perhaps we might offer to act as a go-between for them for negotiations... no they do not WANT negotiations. Hm.
Perhaps we could offer to sneak in to the opposing camp, but instead of espionage, we deliver a message that the Matriarch wishes to negotiate peace, and then when we return, offer HER the same message.
Would that be too dishonest?

Oh, how cliché this sounds.

Volunteer to go on a sneaking mission behind enemy lines to find the root cause for the conflict.

*cues up Encounter*

>>111958
NO NO

GET THE MATRIARCH AND THE PATRIARCH ALONE

THEN COME TO THEM

HELP THEM KICK THE FUCKING ASSHOLE ADVISORS OUT

>>111948
"Tunnel? What tunnel?"

>look Map

>>111958
Sounds like a decent plan. So long as sticks doesn't have to agree to bug dickings to get us an appointment with the Patriarch.

Maaaaybe we should just offer to lend aid to their defensive plans, and after the situation is stabilized we can bring up the diplomatic mission.

Ridder 2010/01/17(Sun)07:47 No. 112965 ID: c16184
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I don't believe tricking the Matriarch and Patriarch into thinking their counterpart wants to negotiate peace is appropriate. If it is true that the advisors are the ones instigating it then it won't be effective either.

To help them stabilize the situation before attempting any sort of negotiation seems like the best plan.
It definately sounds like this tunnel currently occupied by the Patriarch's forces is causing them a lot of concern.

"If you will allow me to do so, I volunteer my service as a commander to aid you in reclaimng the tunnel. I have been trained to lead armies since I was young."

For the first time the advisors fall into silence for a brief moment.

"He can lead the 7th regiment."
"Don't be crazy! How can we trust him?"
"If he was our enemy he wouldn't just be standing there! Look at all those weapons!"
"Agreed! I also have faith in our men and women."
"They won't turn on us at the drop of a hat!"
"What if he makes a terrible commander?"
"His presence should atleast be intimidating to the Patriarchists."
"Get him a demonic looking suit of armor!"
"Well! All in favor of naming the foreign power commander of the 7th regiment?"
"Aye!"
"Aye."
"Nay."
"Aye."
"Nay"
"And I say aye as well."
"The votes have been cast! Your majesty! Your permission!"
"Give us your permission, beloved Matriarch!"

The cries of encouragement slowly die out as the Matriarch casts her empty eyes on me.

"Granted."

Ridder 2010/01/17(Sun)07:52 No. 112967 ID: c16184
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"Matriach K'miele has spoken!"
"An exception can be made!"
"Ridder the Foreign Power, in the name of the Matriarch of the holy empire of the Red Mesas, we make the exception in our scriptures to Knight you in the Order of Versatus!"
"Lead our troops into glorious victory and we shall grant you permission to lead them into your personal battles!"
"Go forth!"
"End the Patriarch's savage chokehold on the Red Mesas!"
"The Matriarch depends on you!"

>>112965
If they insist on giving you a suit of armor make sure it's not a demonic one. Such a suit doesn't really fit your style. But check out what they have, they might have something better than your own converted armor.