Carl Marks

I'm feeling sadistic from sleep deprivation.
Toothpick from https://questden.org/kusaba/graveyard/res/676992.html

tippler 2023/09/24(Sun)08:09 No. 1073079 ID: 9ea24b
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1) Thorn in a sundress from Rosie Quest
2) A hazelnut from three evening rabid tippler quest
3) Crown from Lover’s Quarrel
4) Carbon from This isn’t working
5) Boudica from FFF
6) Grouch from Good Impression
7) Carl Marks from Girl Talk
8) A toothpick (my hands)

god gave me two beautiful hands to pick the food from my teeth and so that’s what im running with for kome’s suggestion because i definitely did not create possession quest.

tippler 2023/09/24(Sun)08:09 No. 1073080 ID: 9ea24b
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the first fight is Thorn vs. Carbon! suggest sick fighting moves for the combatants to do on each other

Thorn uses General Debauchery!

Carbon uses Carbonite! - but wait! Carbon is being sued by The Walt Disney Company, current legal owners of Star Wars(tm)! Carbon is being hauled away for carbon copy crime! L-L-L-LEGALITY!

Carbon does some DK Smash Bros. moves; while Thorn focuses on claw and teeth attacks, scratching, biting, and digging her claws into them.

Thorn uses the fact that she is a tulpa to become intangible. Carbon does a sick spinning fire kick.

tippler 2023/09/24(Sun)11:54 No. 1073092 ID: 9ea24b
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Thorn and Carbon do a quick button check so that they get an idea of their moves. Carbon charges donkey kong’s giant punch so that he gets a cool flashing effect.

tippler 2023/09/24(Sun)11:54 No. 1073093 ID: 9ea24b
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Carbon does a spinning fire kick a la ken street fighter, but Thorn phases right through it thanks to her being an imaginary dog. she lifts the dress to flash Carbon but he doesn’t seem to care, having come from a land where it would be weird to NOT see boobs.

tippler 2023/09/24(Sun)11:55 No. 1073094 ID: 9ea24b
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Carbon tries to do a carbonite freeze dry on Thorn but is immediately destroyed by a cease and desist from disney. Thorn wins by legality!

the next fight is a hazelnut vs Grouch the mouse. same deal, suggest moves they do on each other

Tippler wants go eat the hazelnut, so Tippler interferes to eat the hazelnut, causing hazelnut to not be able to battle anymore.
However, Grouch is disqualified for outside interference. Theres no winner, both fighters are out.

The hazelnut, feeling its existence threatened, decides to fulfill its life purpose by bursting into a majestic tree.

It's not that majestic, but it gives Grouch a nasty splinter while she gnaws it. It is so nasty she is now a ghost and she can't heal because there
is nothing to eat around, save for a salad bar. The hazel tree wins.

Hazelnut: start charging energy while tippler defends you.

Grouch, try to bite the hazelnut. You're going to eat that nut.

Hazelnut: Grow into tree, use dryad form ultimate
Grouch: Eat nut.

I want to see some nut gore. You know you want to draw it.

tippler 2023/09/24(Sun)15:28 No. 1073113 ID: 9ea24b
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>tippler wants to eat the nut
the nut in this quest is based on one i ate yesterday evening. fun fact i am mildly allergic to hazelnuts and i got a warm face and a tight throat.

but would i eat more hazelnuts anyway? you betcha.

tippler 2023/09/24(Sun)15:28 No. 1073114 ID: 9ea24b
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>nut: grow!
the nut, sensing danger from all sides, sprouts into a fully formed mini-tree slash sexy dryad and begins charging a big hadouken.

being sentient and anthropomorphic in shape stops neither tippler nor Grouch from devouring it from both ends. Grouch moves on in the tournament.

tippler 2023/09/24(Sun)15:28 No. 1073115 ID: 9ea24b
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next up is Crown vs. Boudica the plush dragon. neither especially want to be here.

>>1073114
Please apply this character in a future quest. Especially the "getting eaten as character development" part.

Whether Crown wins or loses depends on how seriously his opponent takes him.
Crown: Unleash your pathetic 0th-World angst and fetal whining.

They both get into an argument on who should lose so they can go home early

Crown tries to hurt a robot's feelings. Boudica's programming compels her to try and comfort Crown.

Boudica uses Piston Punch and Bionic Body Slam, eventually killing Crown, but he regenerates.

Crown uses Deific Defenestration, but Boudica regenerates too because she is in a time loop.

This goes on for a while, until they remember mortal kombat is best 2 out of 3, oops.

This somehow ends in a suplex subroutine getting triggered.

tippler 2023/09/24(Sun)18:55 No. 1073139 ID: 9ea24b
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>Crown: crumble into a pitiful angsty heap
Done and done.

>Boudica: be compelled by programming to comfort him
Boudica sighs, and with great reluctance kneels next to Crown and puts him in her lap so that his head rests on her bosom.

tippler 2023/09/24(Sun)18:55 No. 1073140 ID: 9ea24b
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>Crown: complain about life as a way to convince Boudica to win
Crown can be very persuasive to people who haven’t undergone rigorous training to disregard everything he says. Boudica can’t fully resist her nurturing nature and agrees to suplex Crown so that he loses. it’s a beautiful suplex.

tippler 2023/09/24(Sun)18:55 No. 1073141 ID: 9ea24b
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the last quarterfinal is between my grabby hands and Carl Marks. you know what do to do suggestors.

Carl: spawn an infinite number of tippler clones in your torture box to power your gaming rig.
An infinite number of tippler clones: Command grab.

Tippler: do what you always do: go fish

Carl, sacrifice other fish to save yourself!

Tippler: do a Double King reference.

>>1073141
Carl: summon swarms of fish as to sate tippler's appetite. Once he's sluggish from overeating you can push him out of the arena.

Carl: is already dead.

tippler 2023/09/25(Mon)07:14 No. 1073171 ID: 9ea24b
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>Carl: is already dead
Carl takes out a cigarette and contemplates his past deaths from being bonked on the head or losing a children’s card game and so on. he seems to be in an unending purgatory of resurrection and torment and honestly he’s not too miffed about it. comes with the territory of magic.

>Carl: summon fish to distract tippler
having made peace with himself, Carl summons a wave of normal sized trout to fling themselves at his foe.

tippler 2023/09/25(Mon)07:14 No. 1073172 ID: 9ea24b
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>tippler: command grab
i try to grab carl and squeeze his very squeezable body, but the slippery trout get in the way! i can’t tell what’s my fingers and what’s trout.

>do a double king
i sink my teeth into what i think is an enemy fish, but is actually my hand! i die of rabies.

tippler 2023/09/25(Mon)07:15 No. 1073173 ID: 9ea24b
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the first semifinal is Thorn vs. Grouch. since i’m dead they’re not sure why they have to fight anymore, but would still be happy to brawl.

Why not go on a brawldate?

And/or a pub crawl.

>>1073174
fight date is a fun idea

Grouch: Bite attack.
Thorn: Windmill fists.

tippler 2023/09/25(Mon)11:58 No. 1073200 ID: 9ea24b
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>Fight date
Thorn and Grouch go into town and have a fun time competing in low stakes arcade games like skeeball, air hockey, and dance dance revolution. thanks to her long life and worldly experience, Grouch has an edge and is declared the winner. Thorn had a fun time so she’s not too mad and spares Grouch from her deadly windmill fists move.

tippler 2023/09/25(Mon)11:58 No. 1073201 ID: 9ea24b
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next is Boudica vs. Carl. the dragon is getting sick of dealing with all of these shenanigans and Carl has newfound powers of fish generation.

Carl: drop a large pile of smelly fish on top of Boudica from the sky.

Boudica: Smash Carl over the head with a motorcycle Wario Yakuza style.

tippler 2023/09/25(Mon)15:59 No. 1073224 ID: 9ea24b
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>Boudica: summon motorcycle to kill Carl with
she hefts the heavy vehicle overhead, but can’t move very fast while she’s holding it. Carl has a chance to counterattack!

>Carl: drop a pile of slimy, smelly fish on top of Boudica
an entire drainage canal worth of common carp are dropped on top of Boudica, who does not survive.

tippler 2023/09/25(Mon)16:00 No. 1073225 ID: 9ea24b
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>finals!
Grouch recognizes Carl from previous intelligence briefings and Carl is thrilled at the opportunity to win a competitive event.

>also q and a time for me
i have basically answered all questions about my life and artistic inclinations in the previous rabid tippler quests, but we have to pad time somehow.

Carl gets winded so he tries to regain his breath by having a smoke, accidentally setting Boudica's fabric on fire.

She is now a spooky metal skeleton. a metal dog then steals her metal bones to bury in its metal backyard.

tippler 2023/09/25(Mon)20:09 No. 1073245 ID: 9ea24b
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Grouch and Carl reject conflict, realizing they are two sides of the same coin. they embrace and walk into the sunset hand in hand. Carl drops his cigarette on Boudica’s body and it catches on fire, leaving a metal skeleton behind.

having fulfilled the three evening promise, i fall ill and go to bed.

get well soon, Tippler. thanks for another evening thread

*Sniff* Such a pure and uplifting outcome.

Thanks Tippler!

I, too, am ill. Get well soon.