(1/2) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)08:14 No. 1072760 ID: 435f13
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You are the Boobie Bunny and you need a break.

(2/2) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)08:14 No. 1072761 ID: 435f13
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Titmouse: "BOOBIE BUNNY WAKE UP YOU'RE LATE FOR YOUR NIGHT SHIFT AT BOOBSTERS!"

Shit. You're still wiped out from your last shift.

I’m sick. Cough, cough.

You're a bun with massive tits,
Who needs a belly full of kits.

Attract a few boys with your booty,
And rest while they do your duty.

Pretend to be dead, you learned that trick from Pervert Possum

Well, we need money to pay rent. Get barely dressed and then prepare to super half ass it.

But full tit it, of course.

simply do'n't

Quick go!
But Forget your clothing in your rush

Oh wait, yeah, you need a break. Pretend to be dead

Despite your breast intentions to take a break, work beckons. Without your help Boobsters™ will no doubt go tits up - but maybe it's time to let that happen.

(1/9) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)09:36 No. 1072770 ID: 435f13
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>simply do'n't
>I’m sick. Cough, cough.

Boobie Bunny: "I'm sick. Cough cough."

(2/9) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)09:36 No. 1072771 ID: 435f13
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Titmouse: "Boobie Bunny you can't be sick! You don't have any more sick days! If you're sick one more time you'll get fired!"

(3/9) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)09:36 No. 1072772 ID: 435f13
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>Oh wait, yeah, you need a break. Pretend to be dead

Boobie Bunny: "Am dead."

(4/9) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)09:36 No. 1072773 ID: 435f13
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Titmouse: "Oh no! Boobie Bunny is dead! What will I do? I can't afford to pay the rent on my meager salary as a rocket scientist! We depended on Boobie Bunny's tips to make ends meet! What will I do? Where will I go???"

(5/9) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)09:37 No. 1072774 ID: 435f13
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>Well, we need money to pay rent. Get barely dressed and then prepare to super half ass it.

Boobie Bunny: "UGHHHHHHH! FINE."

Titmouse: "Boobie Bunny! You're alive! Praise the Lord!"

Remote Controllable BB8 with real talking action from Disney's Star Wars: The Force Awakens Starring BB8: "Beep boob!"

Boobie Bunny: "OMG FUCK OFF Remote Controllable BB8 with real talking action from Disney's Star Wars: The Force Awakens Starring BB8!"

Remote Controlled BB8 with real talking action from Disney's Star Wars: The Force Awakens Starring BB8: [sad beeps]

(6/9) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)09:37 No. 1072775 ID: 435f13
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Boobie Bunny: "UGHHHHHH!"

(7/9 (another character famous for her boobs)) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)09:38 No. 1072776 ID: 435f13
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[Boobie Bunny theme song riff]

Boob a doob a boobie doobie doobie doobie doo!

(8/9) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)09:38 No. 1072777 ID: 435f13
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Rackoon: "You're late, Boobie Bunny! I'm docking your pay!"

Boobie Bunny: "Ughhh!"

Rackoon: "We're running a special today called the 'Boob Squeeze Special.' When the customers ask, tell them [blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah] and then [blah blah blah blah blah blah. . . .]"

Rackoon: "Did you get all that? A for no, B for yes."

Boobie Bunny: "B. I got it. Squeeze-a the boobas."

Rackoon: "Whatever. I'm outta here."

(9/9) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)09:38 No. 1072778 ID: 435f13
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Boobie Bunny: "Welcome to Boobserts: a place for tits. How can I boob you today?"

Customer Man: "Yes! I'd like a table for one in the masturbating section and please tell me about the 'Boob Squeeze Special.'"

What the hell is this idiot talking about????

Literally tell him "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" and then "blah blah blah blah blah blah. . . ."

its a Boob Squeeze and its Special, pretty self-explanatory buck-o

>>1072779
This

Looks like we've got a pervert lookin' to crank his hog. I think the boob squeeze special is where someone squeezes the patron's boobs, but there's no way to tell.

Tell him, "ah yes, our premium boob squeeze special, it's: [blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah] and [blah blah blah blah blah blah. . . .]"

And if he has questions just open one bloodshot eye and stare him down, he wont question it

"There are boobs. You squeeze them. Then you feel special. If you pay to squeeze one boob, you get the second boob free!"

"Its a special where you give me $500 in cash and I squeeze these boobs out the door"

>>1072778
Inform the patron that Boobsters is currently out of breast cuts, but they still have thighs

Adding on to my previous vote, yes, tell the customer that we’re currently out of boobs.

Take the patron to the table and ask the kitchen for a milkshake. Claim the milkshake is the boob squeeze special. If he asks what makes it boob squeeze, or special, wink.

Carefully re-read the instructions for the boob squeeze, but if they forgot, ask the manager
Then screw all that, grab a milk carton, funnel the contents through your pierced nipples, then show the customer your tits so they can personally grope the milk out of your breasts and into the glass cup you'll make the shake out of.

This like a "ask about [thing I like]."

Now that he has asked, you are compelled to tell him the entire history of boob squeezes, at no extra charge.
A good portion of that history is about the inventor of the boob squeeze, Blah Blah Blah (x30).

You suffocate him with your tits while getting him off

(1/12) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)19:09 No. 1072809 ID: 435f13
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>Literally tell him "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" and then "blah blah blah blah blah blah. . . ."

Boobie Bunny: "Oh yeah, the special. Well it works like this: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" and then "blah blah blah blah blah blah. . . ."

(2/12) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)19:09 No. 1072810 ID: 435f13
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Customer Man: "Uh what? You literally just said 'blah blah blah...'"

(3/12) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)19:09 No. 1072811 ID: 435f13
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>And if he has questions just open one bloodshot eye and stare him down, he wont question it

Boobie Bunny: "Did I fucking stutter??"

(4/12) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)19:09 No. 1072812 ID: 435f13
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Customer Man: "Uh never mind. So can I get a table? I need one in the masturbation section."

(5/12) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)19:09 No. 1072813 ID: 435f13
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>Inform the patron that Boobsters is currently out of breast cuts, but they still have thighs

Boobie Bunny: "Sorry, due to supply chain issues, Boobsters is currently out of boobs."

Customer Man: "H-how is that possible?"

Boobie Bunny: "COVID changed everything. Sorry. No boobs here."

(6/12) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)19:09 No. 1072814 ID: 435f13
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Customer Man: "Boobsters is out of boobs?? NO!"

(7/12) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)19:09 No. 1072815 ID: 435f13
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Customer Man: "NO!"

(8/12) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)19:09 No. 1072816 ID: 435f13
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Customer Man: "NOOOOOO!"

(9/12) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)19:10 No. 1072817 ID: 435f13
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Customer Man: "BOOBSTERS IS OUT OF BOOBS! LIFE ISN'T WORTH LIVING ANYMORE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

(10/12) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)19:10 No. 1072818 ID: 435f13
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Sony Pictures' Adam Sandler's Bram Stoker's Dracula: "Excuse me! I couldn't help but overhear you mocking me! I do not say 'Blah blah blah!'"

The audience cheers wildly

Boobie Bunny: "OMG FUCK OFF Sony Pictures' Adam Sandler's Bram Stoker's Dracula!"

The audience: Ooooooooooh!

Sony Pictures' Adam Sandler's Bram Stoker's Dracula: [Sad Blahs]

The audience: Awwwwwwwww!

(11/12) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)19:10 No. 1072819 ID: 435f13
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Whoever decided Boobsters should be open 24hrs is an asshole. You get all the freaks and weirdos on your shift.

At least it's quiet right now. Maybe you can finally take a break.

(12/12) Apples 2023/09/20(Wed)19:10 No. 1072820 ID: 435f13
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Sniff sniff

Is something burning?

no someone's probably just smoking. happens.

Its you! Because you're a hottie

No wait, it's a fire. Put out the flames by getting your boobies out, and squirting your gigantic breast's milk at it. Squeeze those tits!

It's just the seating section of the restaurant, you saved that man's life by turning him away.

Best take care of that blaze before you get fired!

Literally not your problem.

>>1072820
Leave the building in an orderly manner.

There is no time for fire!
That man has lost faith in life and in boobs themselves!

Go after him, go and restore his good spirits before he is lost forever!
Oh and, get the dalsmackian dogs from the fire department to smack the fire away and stuff.

Suggest to the crying loser that if he found a cost-efficient way to enrich uranium on command, he could put the world out of its boob-starved misery.

Looks like that burn on Dracula was a bit too sick. Grab the fireproof cover (because it's likely a deep-fryer fire) and check this fire out!

oh no, because you were a liar now your pants are on fire!

>>1072858
also this. Clothing damage ftw.

>>1072820
you probably should put out that fire if you dont want to be held responsible for it and roasted over the flame like a pig, or sold to the cattle farm to cover the costs

>>1072820
smother the fire with your massive tits

(1/8) Apples 2023/09/23(Sat)20:41 No. 1073035 ID: e799ac
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>Its you! Because you're a hottie

Aww, thank you! <3

>No wait, it's a fire.

Shit

>Best take care of that blaze before you get fired!
>you probably should put out that fire if you dont want to be held responsible for it and roasted over the flame like a pig, or sold to the cattle farm to cover the costs
>smother the fire with your massive tits

Ugh, those all sound like too much effort. This is Boobie Bunny Takes a Break not Boobie Bunny Saves the Day.

>Literally not your problem.

That sounds more like it. Let someone else handle it.

(2/8) Apples 2023/09/23(Sat)20:41 No. 1073036 ID: e799ac
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>oh no, because you were a liar now your pants are on fire!

Boobie Bunny: "AAAAAAAGH! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!"

(3/8) Apples 2023/09/23(Sat)20:41 No. 1073037 ID: e799ac
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PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT PUT IT PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT!

(4/8) Apples 2023/09/23(Sat)20:42 No. 1073038 ID: e799ac
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>also this. Clothing damage ftw.

Oh no! Now everyone can see your BUN-derwear! Curse you, strangely specific fire!

(5/8) Apples 2023/09/23(Sat)20:42 No. 1073039 ID: e799ac
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Milky Moocow: "Oh no! The seating area is on fire!"

(6/8) Apples 2023/09/23(Sat)20:42 No. 1073040 ID: e799ac
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>Put out the flames by getting your boobies out, and squirting your gigantic breast's milk at it. Squeeze those tits!

Milky Moocow: "Moooooooooooooo! I was saving this milk for the Breast Squeeze Special!"

(7/8) Apples 2023/09/23(Sat)20:42 No. 1073041 ID: e799ac
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Goatzongas: "That was quick thinking, Milky! You've saved Boobsters! You've earned a break. Take the rest of the night off—with pay, of course!"

Milky Moocow: "Moo-arvelous! My kids are gonan be so excited momma's home early!"

(8/8) Apples 2023/09/23(Sat)20:42 No. 1073042 ID: e799ac
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Goatzongas: "Boobie Bunny! Get this mess cleaned up!"

Boobie Bunny: "Yeah that tracks."

Call in a favour from a coworker. Is Jubblies Jackrabbit working tonight?

Solution: boob swiffers.

Just drag a rug over there and lay it on top of the burn damage. You can't even see the floor past your tits, how does she expect you to clean it?

>>1073045
this!

Pour hot cocoa mix over the splashed around milk that's been heated by the fire, and then drink it all up.

After all that's done, call your boyfriend, Humanboobs, and plan a plan to go for a joyride in your race car bed.

That's not an euphemism, race car beds are drivable, people just don't usually find the ignition button.

Also, wonder why a cow has boobies, and not udders

(1/4) Apples 2023/09/25(Mon)11:48 No. 1073194 ID: b135a7
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>Call Juggs Jackrabbit

She was like your best friend back in high school but you two drifted apart after she hit the big time as a video game hero.

You consider doing a cutaway gag to the box art of Juggs Jackrabbit but decide it's too much work.

>Also, wonder why a cow has boobies, and not udders

If you started to wonder things like that, you might start to wonder why a bunny has boobs at all. Best not to think about it.

>Just drag a rug over there and lay it on top of the burn damage. You can't even see the floor past your tits, how does she expect you to clean it?

You plop a rug down on top of the worst of the burn damage. It looks pretty good, but there's too much damage for the rug to cover completely...

(2/4) Apples 2023/09/25(Mon)11:48 No. 1073195 ID: b135a7
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>Solution: boob swiffers.

Might as well put these ginormous knockers of yours to good use. You plop your hefty honkers down and start scooting around in imitation of a Swiffer(tm) brand dry cloth sweeping mop.

Vroom vroom! You scoot around the restaurant, getting ashes all over your tits.

(3/4) Apples 2023/09/25(Mon)11:48 No. 1073196 ID: b135a7
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Futa Ferret: "Hey, Boobie Bunny. Looks like we're stuck doing all the shit work as usual."

Futa Ferret notices something on the ground.

Futa Ferret: "What's that next to your gigantic right boob?"

(4/4) Apples 2023/09/25(Mon)11:48 No. 1073197 ID: b135a7
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You take the tiny object and examine it.

Looks like a matchbox. This might be a Clue!

That’s not a clue, it’s a plan.

Yeah that's not really a clue more like just what happened, they also *do not* pay you enough to investigate or think any harder about this

Though you should totally ask FF to help clean up your knockers so that you're the minimum amount of presentable, just gotta hope it doesen't make FF horny again, you remember the last time that happened!

Those are clearly safety matches, there's no way they could cause something dangerous

>>1073202

The real clue is the box of Arson Bros. DANGER Matches that was sitting right next to them!

Oh shit! Matches. This clue could only mean one thing...

SMOKE BREAK! go and have a smoke at the smoking section

Of course in cleaning your knockers (with the mop) it's going to get your t-shirt all wet and transparent.

Those are safety matches, they can only start safe fires. Someone must be trying to besmirch the good name of Arson Co! Quick, call Lawyer Lemur.

(1/5) Apples 2023/09/29(Fri)19:48 No. 1073566 ID: e799ac
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>The real clue is the box of Arson Bros. DANGER Matches that was sitting right next to them!

What th—

(2/5) Apples 2023/09/29(Fri)19:48 No. 1073567 ID: e799ac
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>Oh shit! Matches. This clue could only mean one thing...

Oh shit!

Boobie Bunny: "Futa Ferret, do you know what this means??"

(3/5) Apples 2023/09/29(Fri)19:48 No. 1073568 ID: e799ac
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>SMOKE BREAK! go and have a smoke at the smoking section

Boobie Bunny: "SMOKE BREAK!"

Futa Ferret: "Jack off partyyyyyyeeeye I mean SMOKE BREAK! Yay! Haha."

(4/5) Apples 2023/09/29(Fri)19:49 No. 1073569 ID: e799ac
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You rush to hurry and take your state-mandated fifteen minute smoke break.

Futa Ferret: "We can still do a jack off party later, right?"

Futa Ferret: "Right??"

(5/5) Apples 2023/09/29(Fri)19:49 No. 1073570 ID: e799ac
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Oh no! Your progress to the smoking section of the restaurant is blocked by some antiquated copy protection puzzle!

In order to proceed, you must drink the potion with the letter matching the third word of the second paragraph of page 8 of the Boobie Bunny manual that came with your legitimately-purchased copy of the game. I hope you didn't lose it!

Drink the right potion and you'll proceed to the smoking section. Drink the wrong potion and you face... consequences.

Drink them all at the same time. Pour them in one large cup and drink up. You'll for sure get the right amswer that way

>>1073570
whatever you do, do not drink the potions G, P, and T in that order, otherwise you'll turn into a ai abomination

>>1073570
It's a letter that matches a word. Not the first letter of a word. So potion A is the only possible valid potion.

It was T, duh.

Look it up online.

(1/13) Apples 2023/09/30(Sat)20:42 No. 1073669 ID: 435f13
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>Drink them all at the same time. Pour them in one large cup and drink up. You'll for sure get the right amswer that way

This sounds like the easiest solution.

You mix all the potions into the only container big enough to hold so much liquid: your massive boobs!

(2/13) Apples 2023/09/30(Sat)20:42 No. 1073670 ID: 435f13
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Gulp gulp gulp!

(3/13) Apples 2023/09/30(Sat)20:42 No. 1073671 ID: 435f13
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Hey, it actually worked!

Time to ruin your lungs in the name of slacking off.

(4/13) Apples 2023/09/30(Sat)20:42 No. 1073672 ID: 435f13
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Uh oh... something is happening to your titanic tatas. There's an earthquake in boob valley!

(5/13) Apples 2023/09/30(Sat)20:42 No. 1073673 ID: 435f13
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Oh right you drank a whole shit ton of unidentified potions.

(6/13) Apples 2023/09/30(Sat)20:42 No. 1073674 ID: 435f13
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You realize that the only types of potions Boobsters is likely to keep in stock are probably Potions of Breast Enlargement.

(7/13) Apples 2023/09/30(Sat)20:42 No. 1073675 ID: 435f13
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Your knockers have been enhanced!

(8/13) Apples 2023/09/30(Sat)20:42 No. 1073676 ID: 435f13
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Wait something is happening to your backside also...

(9/13) Apples 2023/09/30(Sat)20:42 No. 1073677 ID: 435f13
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You guess Boobsters keeps a few Potions of Ass Elargement lying around also.

(11/13) Apples 2023/09/30(Sat)20:43 No. 1073679 ID: 435f13
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Oh dear. You've heard of things going "tits up" but this is ridiculous!

(12/13) Apples 2023/09/30(Sat)20:43 No. 1073680 ID: 435f13
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Finally you stop growing.

Hey, this is sort of cozy...

Maybe it's time to take a little nap.

Break Achieved!

(13/13) Apples 2023/09/30(Sat)20:45 No. 1073682 ID: 435f13
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Ending Unlocked: A Place for Tits

Secrets Found: 0

Gold Found: 0

Mysteries Solved: 0

Final Score: 80085

Boobie Bunny Took a Break!