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Storytime!
Back before she met Hailey, Donna used to hang around this place called New Crust City. It wasn't her original world, but the less said about home and her family the better (bunch of [PURITY] nutjobs). It's a pretty neat place. Connects to a lot of other worlds, so you meet a bunch of different kinds of people from different places. With that variety comes a whole lotta laws though, too many for Donna to learn.
For example: There were actually specific districts for public displays of sexual activity. Coming from a [PURITY] town, it was shocking to hear that ANYWHERE allowed that shit, so Donna naturally wanted to take advantage. Unfortunately, she didn't do her research. She just saw someone with their tits out, heard it was legal, and immediately flew off to plan a massive orgy.
In her defense, if over half the district attends, it really should be considered legal, regardless of the written rules. The law disagreed however, and that's how she got a bounty placed on her head.
Now, Crust City has this interesting law that basically sets the statute of limitations for minor crimes to a mere 60 days. Given the punishment for her actions was a pretty hefty fine and upwards of four months in the slammer, Donna figured she'd just run down the clock and keep her records clean. She hung around some seedy places, like bars, black markets, and anywhere else she wasn't worried about running into the cops.
Admittedly, the thrills of evading capture definitely got to her, and she started to break some more rules intentionally. She bought prohibited goods from the underground markets, joined gambling rings and won big (then nearly got whacked by a local mob when she got caught cheating with luck-enhancing artifacts), and even stole a pizza mid-delivery one time. In her defense, it was some DAMN good pizza, better than anything they have around here.
Turns out that Donna doesn't really do well unregulated, and her evasion of the law had definitely caused her to spiral into some nasty habits. She did a lot of things that looking back, she isn't proud of.
40 days she made it, before pushing her luck just a little too far. She got her hands on an Illegal Powdered Donut from her usual dealer, the fifth in a set of only seven that existed. A very rare artifact, its sugar so potent that eating it would enhance her reflexes to lightning speed! Naturally, with something so valuable in her possession, she decided the best use was something dangerous and utterly stupid.
So she went out of her way to fuck with a triangle-headed cop and some bitchy prosecutor that had given her grief for the past month. She did this by god-mothering some HIGHLY-inappropriate attire onto them, as if to say "NOW who's being indecent in the wrong part of town?" With the sugar running through her system, they had no chance of capturing her, so she hung around to taunt them. Turns out that the downside of a massive sugar rush is a pretty bad sugar crash.
Long story short: The donut's effects wore off, she crashed right in front of the law, and she didn't beat out the statute of limitations for her little orgy. Add in the crime that she got busted for though, plus a few others they could dig up from her time on the run, and her ruling got bumped all the way up to banishment.
That's more or less how she winded up here. The orgy was pretty stellar, definitely would have been worth a fine, but her decline into crime and being a little shit is so embarrassing that she'd rather try and forget any of it ever happened.
> Momo also seems weirdly invested in this conversation, was she involved?
Nope! She just hasn't gotten the full story out of Donna herself, and is very curious to hear it.
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