Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/22(Wed)10:34 No. 10596 ID: fb5d8e
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When Mudy awakens it is already dark. Some light still trickles in through the curtains, suggesting the desert has a bright starry sky or the moon is out in full.
He shivers. It has now become extremely cold, even inside the tent.

Let's get dressed and look for Raital.

Retrieve clothing
Find Raital

>>10596

Find a way to get the blood off of you.

>>10596
Mudy, think to you memories of being Latral.

Can you think why your mother would go from using Celestial to Werecat to whatever Taikah is to Kobold to full kobold blood for her children?

The progression of blood used seems to decline in quality as time passes, and that doesn't seem like something that any would-be world conqueror would do.

Priority one is to get dressed, and wrap yourself in something.
I would assume you understand how cold a desert would be at night, in contrast to how warm it is in the day.

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)10:52 No. 10608 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy gets up. The blood crumbles away from his skin easily, having dried in the warm afternoon air while he was sleeping.
As he gets dressed he let's his mind wander to his past. Why did he become a simple boldling while his siblings - especially his oldest brother - turned out so powerful?
He can't remember any answer. Being the youngest and having been disowned so early on left him little time to learn the deeper secrets of his family tree.

The clothes provide some measure of protection against the cold, having been made far to the north.

Mudy finds Raital outide the tent on Cheryl's back. She looks rather thoughtful as well.

Apart from the soft sifting noises from the Sandworm's body moving through the sand, the desert night is in absolute silence.

>>10608

"Hey. Nice sky."

>>10608

Go and sit down next to her. "Hey."

>>10608
Well Mother obviously made love to another Kobold. His physically weak genes obviously somehow beat her superior ones but we gained the charisma said Kobold father must have had to make it with such a powerful person.

Ask Raital what does she know about her father and his.

>>10608
Go out and sit next to her, and ask her 'what does the night sky, twinkling with a thousand thousand fires, makes you think of?'

Mudy is a bard after all, the flowery speech is something of a class standard.

>>10611

The only kobold more suave than Mudy.


Ask raital what's on her mind.

>>10611
I don't think "made love" is quite the right term there. Allegedly, she fucked an angel, a cat beast, Zalgo, a demon/Kobold hybrid, a simple Kobold and ????.
See where I'm going with this?

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)11:14 No. 10615 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Hey.."
Mudy quietly walks over and sits next to her.
>"What does the night sky, twinkling with a thousand thousand fires, make you think of?"
, he whispers softly.
He feels Raital's arm wrapping around his shoulder.
>"Y.. Your eyes."
, she whispers back.

Mudy leans into her embrace. He feels such an intense peace when with her, yet a cold piercing shadow always interrupts - That of a past and future full of horrors and darkness.
He clears his throat, subtly signaling that he would like to discuss something serious, and asks her if she knows anything about her father.. his father.. their siblings' fathers..

Raital is silent for a moment, then shakes her head.
>"I.. I really don't know."
, she whispers.
>"I think only Luhra Luhra knows about our fathers.. You know we were never allowed to ask about it."
Mud nods. He remembers.
Raital continues,
>"But-- I did overhear that the Skullking sought out the most powerful men across the continent to carry their children, but I don't know what she did with them afterwards. Maybe our fathers still live in the Citadel.. or returned home... or she destroyed them..."
It sounds more like Raital is talking to herself, repeating a previously considered monologue. Mudy suspects that the question lay heavily on her mind as well.

>>10615
Raital.... I. AM. YOUR. FATHER.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

The strongest kobold in the land.

Able to lift TWO cats!

How close is the dark elf city now?

"Maybe I was born out of lust, rather than mother seeking out a strong father. Just some charismatic kobold she took fancy to."

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)11:27 No. 10623 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Maybe I was born out of lust, rather than mother seeking out a strong father. Just some charismatic kobold she took fancy to."
, Mudy mutters.
Raital sighs.
>"That would explain why she was always so hard on you. You'd be the embodiment of her weakness.. Lust.. Love.. The final remnant of her original life."

>>10615
I suspect one such as the Skullking would chose each father as best in their particular field. Ours was obviously a master of charm and seduction.

Oh well. We can worry about it later. Let's just rest for the moment. Rest with Raital.

How much do we know about our other brother and sisters, now that our memories have returned?
Are they at all redeemable? Do they have any interests? What's the deal with 'Blutjager of Silver/Obsidian/etc' anyway?

OH FUCK TELL ME THAT'S NOT STORMPLAGUE RIDING A SANDWORM IN THE DISTANCE

>>10623

What's happening behind us, in the landscape, and should we be worried about those two forms that suddenly appeared there?

>>10623

"... how long has it been anyway? When did I dissapear. How old are we?"

Mudysense, look behind you.

>>10623

Oh god. We're so very, very dead.

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)11:56 No. 10634 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy recollects his memories. He has no idea exactly how old he is because the Citadel is cast in eternal darkness and the Skullking did not care about birthdays.
He is quite sure that Luhra Luhra is the oldest, followed by Kuhral, followed by Taikah, followed by Raital, followed by himself.
Luhra Luhra is by far the most powerful, and was only occasionally challenged by Kuhral for the title of first heir. Raital tried her hand at getting Taikah's title too, but quickly gave up. In essence, with age comes power, and the difference in power is drastically different.

Mudy remembers he was the Blutjaeger of Platinum.
Luhra Luhra was Obsidian, Kuhral was Gold, and Taikah was Onyx.
What exactly the names were supposed to mean is unclear to Mudy.

All of them lived and trained in the ancient abandoned citadel between the Infected Wastes and End of the World, finetuned to become the greatest destroyers the continent had ever seen!
Mudy was the only one born without any obvious powers, but was able to follow in his older siblings' footsteps with the Skullking's aid.


Untill he refused to be corrupt.

>>10634

That's so very goddamn cute. In a messed up way. Anyhow, do we remember any obvious weaknesses blutjaegers would have as inviduals or as a whole?

>>10623
Do I detect a subtle smile on Raital's :< face?

Good god I just got diabeetus.

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)12:17 No. 10641 ID: fb5d8e
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Suddenly, Mudy hears something behind him. He turns his head to look.

"Can I... help you, gentlemen? Or ladies? Sorry, I can't tell with your current garb."

Say hello.

>>10641

That doesn't look like anything with untold cosmic power. Good.

"Bandits, I presume?"

>>10641
Follow me to a place
Where INCREDible feats
Are routine every hour or soo~

Where enchantments run rampant
just WILD in the streets
Open Sesame, here WE GOOO~

AAARAAAABIIIAAAN NIIIIIGHTS~

Ask em if they want an elven slave

>>10641
Without turning around
"I certainly hope you two don't think you're robbing us."

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)12:30 No. 10660 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Can I... help you, gentlemen? Or ladies?"
, Mudy politely asks.
>"I certainly hope you two don't think you're robbing us."

One of the approaching men grunts with annoyance and gracefully leaps onto Cheryl.
>"Caravan enterink Dark Elf territory. From reaction I am presumink is beink first time here.
>Vhere captain is beink?"

>>10660
DAAAAARKKK MOOOOON! SOMEONE WAAAANTS YOOOUUUU!

>>10660
RAITAL STOP STARING AT THE STRANGER'S CROTCH.

Goddamn, I swear she's in heat.

>>10660

"Raital, could you kindly teach these men some respect?"

>>10660
Call Darkmoon out, have her help us.

>>10665

Not the way to win friends, when we can easily play the darkmoon card.


though chances are the way these things roll, she's an enemy of state by now


Regardless. Offer to go get the captain, and go get darkmoon.

Call for Darkmoon, of course. These are her people, she can handle this.

>>10660
"Ah, my apologies.
With our luck I had simply assumed the worst."
And then call for Darkmoon, and make sure to whisper to her that she's supposed to be the caravan leader before she says anything.

>>10670
Yeah, this. Darkmoon's further up the sandworm, right? Point them there.

>>10665

Raital is not our own personal army... Well, she is... but it's her call when to be that.

>>10660

"Princess Darkmoon is just over there, please give her a moment to dress."

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)12:46 No. 10677 ID: fb5d8e
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The man nods solemnly and hops back onto his Sandworm. The two cruise to the front of Cheryl to speak to Darkmoon.

Mudy relaxes in Raital's embrace again. He feels relieved that he doesn't have to deal with formalities this time.
He also feels two hands going up both his legs.

>>10677

You... you DOUBLE-GROPER!

Isn't this a bit soon?

>>10677
"Raital, sweetie, please...I'm only one kobold. Can we just cuddle for now?"

>>10677
Woman, have you never heard of the male refractory period?

Anyway, let's go back to our bloody pillows <3

>>10677
"Look, just because your nose is the astral plane of a certain bodily fluid, doesn't mean that it's the same for other people's other orifices. Wait for it to refill, or suffer the consequences of my pelvis shattering."

>>10677
"Sweetie...the constant sex is...really really great...but uhm, that kinda, "drains" me, if you know. Can't we just have nekkid snuggles until I "refill"?"

>>10677

Relax and enjoy the embrace despite being molested.... oh.

"... Raital, are you sure you are not charmed?"

"now i can see why you were worried about hurting me."

that should get a smile.

To all those talking about Male Refractory periods, recall that it is now night. We last did it sometime around noon, then slept it off until now.

Mudy would be ready to go again.

>>10677

Mudy. You know you're in a public place. And this sort of thing will be ruined by one of the following:

Hans and Gunther
Bladetree
Commotion from the Newcomer Darkelves

Just saying.

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)12:59 No. 10692 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Raital, sweetie, please...I'm only one kobold. Can we just cuddle for now?"
, Mudy groans as tries to squirm into a more comfortable position.
Raital kisses him on the head.
>"..It.. It's okay.. You don't have to do anything.."
, she stammers in response.

Suddenly, fierce yelling erupts further down the Sandworm.
>"VHAT?! VHAT IT IS?! I TRYINK SLEEP, HEAD IS HURTINK, SANDVHORM IS BUMPY, AND I AM BLEEDINK ALL OVER TENT! JUST- WANT- SLEEP! VHY YOU ARE DISTURBINK ME?! VHYYYYY??!"

>>10692
Ok, definitely no time for any sex.

Let's go see what the hell Darkmoon is bitching about.

>>10692
...Raital I think we should probably make sure Darkmoon doesn't kill everyone.

>>10692
"O-oh dear...I yield. Let's j-just let Totenkopf handle this o-one..."

Then sit there and enjoy the cockrubbing you sissy.

>>10692
Make a note of apologizing to her la- wait, BLEEDING?

>>10692
"...no offense, my love...but I do believe I will be quite afraid for my life when it is -your- time of the month...if Darkmoon is any indication."

>>10698

She's on her period, as she said earlier.

Give a reassuring frustrated sigh and go "I better make sure she doesnt kill everyone"

>>10702
Oh yeah...
Maybe we should go make sure she doesn't kill everyone.

>>10692

"... I.. they can handle it"

>>10698

Period

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)13:14 No. 10706 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy sighs dramatically to reassure Raital that he's still interested.
>"I better make sure she doesnmph mph mmmphh mph--"
Raital has a look of intense concentration on face. She remains completely silent.

>"Madam, not to be screamink. Vhe be lookink for capt--"
>"NOT BE TELLINK ME VHAT TO DO! I AM NOT BEINK IN MOOD!"
>"Madam, vhe can arrestink you if causink trouble."

>>10706

Raaaaape!

Bite hand.

>>10706
No means no!

>>10706
Bitch is crazy. We best be getting the fuck away from her.

>>10706
No sense in fighting back. Just imagine being in your happy place until it's over.

>>10706

"Really Raital! We have to go, we can do it later!"

>>10706
So, what, did her vaginer demons take over her, or is the sandworm vibrating at the exact right frequency to drive chicks insane?

Either way, blow your rape whistle. And by rape whistle I mean flute.

>>10706
Struggle some more.
Attempt to alert someone else to go defuse the situation with Darkmoon.

>>10721

I don't think they need any further warnings about it. She's not being exactly silent.

Shout "If you love me, you'll let me go"

Apologize for it later.

Just go with it for now. Later we'll set up a rewards system for this thing.

Get an erection.

Okay, really, we need to talk with Raital about patience, and the sooner the better. This is still new territory to her, so right now is the best time to convince her to tone it down a notch, especially in light of the circumstances.

Is just another moment 'cuddling' and whatever may follow worth potentially letting our party get jailed or worse because Darkmoon is in a bad mood?

We are the commander of this force, and we must help mediate this.

And we should communicate this need to Raital, and leave the talk about slowing down for later. Time is precious at the moment, I fear.

>>10634
I feel the d'awww overtaking me.
IT IS A GOOD PAIN

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)13:46 No. 10759 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy manages to free his mouth.
>"If you love me, you'll let me go!"
, he shouts.
With a shocked gasp, Raital immediatly removes her hands.

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)13:47 No. 10761 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy quickly climbs to his feet and rushes to the yelling.

>>10759

Stomp away. It's best to let things cool off for a moment. Go see what Darkmoon's doing with the poor fools.

>>10759
Never force me to do that, Raital, it's horrible.

Now we need to go see what Darkmoon is doing. Come on, I know you can carry me there quickly.

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)13:48 No. 10764 ID: fb5d8e
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He finds the two Dark Elves facing off with an intense stare.
>"Madam, be steppink down, or I vhill--"
>"VHILL VHAT?! VHAT VHILL YOU DOINK?!"

>>10764

"What's the problem here?"

>>10764
Stare dumbfounded at her panties.
"THOSE ARE REPLICAS OF MINE!"

>>10761
Raital confirmed for acute hypersexomania. Let's stay away. Far away.

Yeah, some quick apologies and explanations are in order.

You pulled a pretty jackass move, Mudy.

>>10768

If by "jackass" you mean "be offended by trying to be raped", you're absolutely correct.

>>10767
Get closer.
Much closer.

>>10764
DARKMOON. Apologize immediately to this man.

Emissary! Apologize immediately to this noblewoman.

BOTH OF YOU. Explain yourselves.

>>10764

"Darkmoon! Stand down and go back to sleep! Can't I leave anything up to you people. What is the problem?"

>>10761

Make sure to apologize and explain things at the earliest possible moment. She looks terribly hurt.

>>10764
Assert presence, especially make sure Darkmoon pays enough attention to recognize that you are Mudy, the one she and Totenkopf swore they would follow (without explicitely saying it, in case the Dark elf guard dislikes the notion)

Suggest to Darkmoon (in the fashion of an advisor) 'Please, keep your temper, you know they are doing their duty as border guards.'
In the process of telling her this, don't use her name, let's keep her royal status hidden unless she wants to reveal it, as she knows a slight bit more about Dark Elf customs than we do.

Try and get this situation calmed down enough that you feel confident Darkmoon WON'T try to murder the guy, and return to Raital post haste.

We need to have a serious talk with her, the sooner the better.

>>10761
>>10759
Oh god why did we say that that was horrible. :<

>>10781

Yes, pretty much just the thing not to say.

>>10781
Oops.

Say "Stand down Darkmoon dagger, stand down. It's my fault these gentlemen interrupted your sleep. I should've offered to speak in your stead."

Make sure the guards hear the darkmoon dagger part.

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)14:04 No. 10794 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy immediately asserts his authority. He does not want to take any chances with tensions this high.
>"Darkmoon! Stand down and go back to sleep!

The general heads back into the tent with no complains, grumbling and moaning about various other things instead.
Mudy releases a deep sigh.

The remaining dark elf and Mudy turn to eachother. Mudy is about to ask what the problem is, when the border guard speaks up.
>"Just be callink her 'Darkmoon'?"

>>10794

"Yeah. Darkmoon Dagger, daughter of the prince. We have important business with your leader."

>>10794
Yeah, she's with me. We are on our way to [wherever the hell we are going]. I thought she would be better dealing with you, but I guess not. What do you need to talk about?

>>10794
"It is the name she gave us, after all. It would be impolite to call her anything else."

>>10794
Darkmoon Dagger. Familiar name? Do you think you should have shouted at her?

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)14:13 No. 10804 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Yeah, she's with me."
Mudy evades the question.
>"We are on our way to Firewater. I thought she would be better dealing with you, but I guess not. What do you need to talk about?"

The dark elf snorts.
>"So you are beink captain. Is beink racist to think I only talkink vhith my kind."
, he states, irritation strongly present in his voice.
>"I am needink know vhat business you havink in Firevhater. I havink orders to turnink all around vho are not important."

>>10794
Okay, I guess that talk with Raital is going to have to wait. Damn, this is going to bite us in the ass later.

Well, let's just tell him
'it is the name she gave us, and she has shown her character and will strong enough that we assume it true. Now, I would like to know why you are here, as we would like to get this cleared up as quickly as possible. So, sir guard, what business do you have with us?'

We want to get back to Raital, I'm sure our now restored memories can provide some backing to thinking that we really need to clarify that last thing we said to her.

>>10804
My business is seeking aid against the Skullking. I've got a blutjaegar with me, and I need to speak with the leaders of the city.

(probably better not to tell him we are a blutjaegar, he'd never believe it)

Tell him that we plan to free them from the Skullking's rule, and to recruit them to help kill the Skullking.
This couldn't possibly have any negative consequences.

>>10804

"It has to do with Skullking. I would not ask more questions if I were you and valued my position at all."

Let's use that charisma of ours.

>>10804
'How about vital news and tidings on the alliance with the Skullking, and two Blutjaeger envoys coming to authenticate the news and lend weight to it's word?'

It is a completely true statement.

>>10794
"Why would that be a problem?"

>>10804
No, she's been in charge of the 'get a sandworm and ride it' operation, and is at least somewhat aware of the protocol. So I directed you to her.

>>10804
"We need to speak to the leader of your people in regards to the Skullking."

"Darkmoon needs to speak with her mother regarding matters of national security."

probably shouldnt go throwing it around that we're trying to topple the skullking's rule.

>>10804
"My caravan was on its way to the city to speak with your leaders about gravely important matters regarding the Skullking."

Put emphasis on GRAVELY IMPORTANT.

"We weren't being intentionally racist. My apologies to you."

>>10819
This as well.

If we are trying to come off as an envoy, then trying to not have personal issues interfere with those of the nation we represent would be a common trait among envoys, and help sell our speech.

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)14:26 No. 10823 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy clears his throat.
>"We weren't being intentionally racist. My apologies to you."
, he says.
"My caravan was on its way to the city to speak with your leaders about -gravely important- matters regarding the Skullking. I would not ask more questions if I were you and valued my position at all."

The border guard's eyes widen and he promptly covers his face again.
>"Beink sorry, but Firevhater is beink closed for visitors."
, he states, as if previously memorized.
>"We shall escortink you to last oasis, from which is can travellink to Forest of Dread or to the Kraken Sea. Please be complyink."

KILL THE BORDER GUARD

>>10823
"Hold on a sec."
Go and ask Darkmoon for advice in private.

"What if I refuse?"

"Hold on...you would defy envoys from Skullking?

...all the more reason we should talk business"

>>10823

"I am terribly sorry too, but you cannot actually make us leave. We have with us a Blutjaeger. Let's make this easy, we don't actually want to hurt anyone."

Remain calm, but be stern. Be very beliviable.

>>10823
Okay, lets get Darkmoon and tell her this, and that this was an automatic response for what we said.

For all we know this could be code for a nation undergoing rebellion and having a government in exile. So we should probably ask the one with 900 years of experience with the Dark Elf political field and social norms.

Delegation time, HO!

>10823

Do not brook that shit, Mudy, dude is giving you the brush off.

"You seemed to react pretty strongly to the name 'Darkmoon'. My party is acting in the direct interests of members of the Darkmoon royal family. Take us to Firewater."

>>10823
"Perhaps you didn't hear me.
I need to be in Firewater ASAP.
There are some very powerful people who will be very angry if I am not there very soon."

If Princess Darkmoon and two Blutjaegers are not important, i don't know who is.

"I do not believe you understand just how important this is, my good sir. On board this convoy is one of the daughters of the Skullking, a blutjaeger. She is escorting my group and myself personally to Firewater."

>>10823
"No, sir. I'm afraid I cannot do that. Please, allow me through. I am not looking for trouble."

Don't pull the blutjaeger card yet seeing as we (Read: I) just made our blutjaeger cry.

>>10842
dick

>>10842

We can pull a Totenkopf card if we need to. Hell, we can pull a Goldmoon card. Blutjaeger should be enough even as a bluff.

>>10844
...Goldmoon? Some sort of Goldwomb/Darkmoon cross?

>>10846

Goddammit, my mind wanders. Darkmoon it is.

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)14:42 No. 10853 ID: 346064
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>>10846
Or, yanno... Goldmoon...

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)14:42 No. 10854 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy hastily tells the border guard to give him some time, and he slips into Darkmoon's tent.
She groans loudly.
>"Vhaaaaattt?"

>>10854

"That's a border guard there. He's wanting to turns us back. Something in Firewater and nobody's allowed. Not even you. What should we do?"

>>10854
"The patrol says we aren't allowed into Firewater. Would your status as a Darkmoon be enough to let us pass?"

>>10854
'Hey, the guard refuses to let us through as an messenger bringing dire news of the Skullking, and orders us to report some Oasis near the Kraken Sea and the Forest of Dread. Unless your people are holding some sort of special meeting there, something has changed since you were last home, and I don't know the intricacies of Dark Elf Politics like you do, so I need you to wake up and help me figure this out.'

Keep kobold nose in tent flap until she gets up.

>>10859
This..but with some incentive like uh.....

noserubs dont work on dark elves do they?

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)14:54 No. 10865 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Hey, the guard refuses to let us through as a messenger bringing dire news of the Skullking, and orders us to report some Oasis near the Kraken Sea and the Forest of Dread."
, Mudy whispers.
>"Unless your people are holding some sort of special meeting there, something has changed since you were last home, and I don't know the intricacies of Dark Elf Politics like you do, so I need you to wake up and help me figure this out."

Darkmoon groans again.
>"Euuughh... Vhat? Vhat you are doink..? Vhy vhould Skullkink send undecorated Sandvhorm as messenger..? Or.. Vhy vhould Firevhater exceptink otter source of Skullkink news? Is beink Skullkink allies."
She let's out a deep sigh.
>"Eugh.. Vhy you are beink so dumb, prince? I vhas thinkink you good at solvink these thinks.."

>>10865

"Well, I have no idea how these things work. We need to do something now anyway. Otherwise we won't get to Firewater."

Ask the border guard what he would do if you sang out a tune/

>>10865
...dammit.

You know what, I say we let Darkmoon handle it, she is up anyway again now, knows what we did, and it frees us up to go after Raital. The time gaps should be short enough that we can have our talk with her and get our relationship straitened out, as having Mudy try and use his bardic charm to salvage the situation would take to long, even if successful.

We're just one kobold, we don't have to do everything, delegation is a founding principle of a good leader that knows and trusts his coworkers.

"Okay then, we'll have to kill him."

Turn to the guard.

"Alright look. We didnt want to have to tell you this, but since you seem like one who's big on adherence to your duty, we have 2 blutjaegers on board. We were sent in this unmarked caravan to ..uh..."

someone help me out here...

>>10880
sent in this unmarked caravan so we could safely continue north once business was finished in firewater.

>>10880

Attend the meeting at the town. If he questions this say something along the lines of well yeah why WOULD you know

>>10880
>>10883

Not to sound like an asshole, but this most probably makes him think we're going to start some heavy-duty assassinating.

"Could we at least know why we can't enter?"

>>10886

Thats not necessarily a bad thing for him to think, thats kind of what blutjaegers do.

Maybe the Dark Elves are secretly rebelling against the Skullking, so they obviously want to avoid his representatives.

We should definitely avoid all mention of Blutjaegers.

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)15:10 No. 10893 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy turns around again.
>"Could we at least know why we can't enter?"

The border guard stays how he is, no longer making eyecontact.
>"Beink Skullkink allies vhe can not allowink suspicious people or goods from Forest of Dread or Kraken Sea. You vhill turnink around now."

>>10893

"Now listen. You have no ways to make us turn back. You may try, but you will die. You should let us pass, there's no need for this to turn violent. We're not here to make troubles, don't force us to make an exception on you."

Blagh, divert to oasis, can always try again with 2 more guards.

>>10893
Lets ask Darkmoon for anything that can be used to prove her identity, and then present it to the guard, saying something like
'I said we have important news, not that we are direct affiliates of the Skullking, as you seemed to assume. Now as you may have guessed, the individual you shared words with before was indeed Princess Darkmoon (present proof). Now let us be on our way, your nations fate hangs on this news!'

>>10893
Damn that mother of ours.

"We are escorting a Blutjaeger on official business. Please stand down and let us pass."

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)15:21 No. 10902 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy turns back to Darkmoon again. He asks if she has anything that can be presented as proof of her royalty.

She's fast asleep.

>>10902
WOMEN.

I'm not so blind on my own hope that I cant see that waking her up again will have DIRE consequences..

>>10902
Wake her bitch ass up. Send her PMS-Raeg at the guards. Kill them with totenfire if need be.

Go to Oasis.

Then go fix mistake.

>>10902

Wait, who's driving this worm?

>>10905

Dont forget we might end up in a 2 on 1 giant sandworm battle.

>>10907
Oh dear god. Wait... Its an "intelligent" worm... Should know where to go.

>>10902
DO NOT WAKE HER UP
NOT UNLESS YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EXPLODE

Now hm...
How to deal with the guards...?
Perhaps we could don Raital's hat and try to summon up CREEPY RED EYES to prove our story?

>>10909
Too true... Never mind that then. Hmm... OOH! I know. Have Raital talk to them. She is a Blutjaeger. Althought they might alert the other Blutjaegers.... Shit nevermind.

If: everyone knows about the fugetive Blutjegar
Then: tell guard that we have their locations and will only tell someone trustworthy.

If: nobody knows about the fugitive Blutjegar
Then: Tell him we are Blutjegar and want to see [whatever it is we are looking for]

>>10911
We do want shit to explode. The guards :D

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)15:30 No. 10916 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy crawls over to shake her awake.
She groans again, but Mudy wastes no time repeating the question.

>"Eurgh.. I havink, yes.."
She yawns
>"Is beink tattoo on back of neck.."

Oh, just let her sleep. No reason we can't sort this out in the morning.

>>10916

Well, let's try to tell the guard that. Then threaten with a billion years of pain.

>>10916
Just have the guards see the tattoo. Its as simple as that. Unless she was exiled,... Then Mudy = Fucked.

>>10918
Why do we always come up with the most reasonable solutions afterwards.

>>10922
I don't know. Masochists?

>>10922

Party communications. Or more accurately the lack of.

We should really get them care more about our success. As it stands, people are more or less just hanging around with us.

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)15:40 No. 10926 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy calls for the guard to come take a look as he holds up Darkmoon's hair to reveal a small symbol tattooed on the back of her neck. The guard arrives shortly.

Mudy hears a gasp behind the curtain.
>"D... Darkmoon Dagger..."
, the border guard stammers.
>"Sh.. She finally returnink home!--"
Suddenly the guard holds his breath.
>"But vho are you to commandink her like soldier?"

>>10926
"That is a long story. Escort us to Firewater, and I shall tell you all about it."

>>10926
"The Blutjaeger of Platinum."

>>10926

"I AM PRINCE MUDY LATRAL, ONE SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER! AND YOU'RE FAILING TO CARRY OUT YOUR VERY BASIC DUTY SO VERY HARD AT THE MOMENT!"

>>10926
Prince Mudy.

Tel him who we are, as Mudy, not Lahtral. That might throw them for a loop.

I think Mudy is marked as an enemy of the empire, might wanna go with Latrahl or "Her superior put in place by the skullking, sent to supervise and take over for the lich calavera"

>>10926
"I am Prince Mudy Latral!
I destroyed the lich who ran the fortress where she was employed and gained command of it. It is a very long story, but suffice it to say, she trusts me and decided to stay in my employ afterward."

>>10936
go with that one

>>10926
"I'm Calavera."

>>10942
Don't want to lie. Look where lying got us so far.

>Sent on quest to gain land and "revert" back to an elven/human form
>In a game for our souls with a Lich
>Watching our army get slaughtered.
>Consistently covered in blood
>In a game for our heart with a Blutjaeger..

Maybe we should tell the truth

>>10926
'Someone she trusts, lets leave it at that for now.'

Then skedaddle off to go talk with Raital.

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)16:00 No. 10947 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I am Prince Mudy Latral!"
, Mudy proudly replies.
>"I destroyed the lich who ran the fortress where she was employed and gained command of it. It is a very long story, but suffice it to say, she trusts me and decided to stay in my employ afterward."

The guard steps back onto his Sandworm.
>"Is beink vhonderful news! Darkmoon Dagger returnink after twelve years vhith husband!"
He holds up his hand and a glowing orb forms within. Several blasts of light spring from it and explode in the night sky.
>"I am informink all guards of this! Hurrah! Hurrah! Long live the Dark Moon!"
The other guard joins him, throwing his hands up and repeating the Hurrah!


>"BE LETTINK ME SLEEP!!"

>>10947
DAMMIT, DARKMOON.

STOP KILLING STUPID BUT INNOCENT SOLDIERS.

>>10947

We can probably get back to Raital now.

I lol'd much more than I should have

Well she probably had the authority to do that anyway. Go check on raital.

>>10949

Wait. Shit shit shit. Ok, there was no borderguard. Fuck they sent a message.

YOU DAMN WOMAN!

What say we head back to Raital and get a little privacy. Talk things over, possibly Snu-Snu before thrust back into action. Besides, it looks like we're going to have to bs our way out of the whole... Husband thing that was just mentioned.

>>10954

She does have a husband. It's not us, though.

>>10947
...fine.

News is out, guards aren't bothering us, lets just go talk to Raital, what else are we going to do right now?

They think we're her husband - this was unforseen...

"Dammit, Darkmoon."

>>10960


maybe they saw tote.

...maybe.

>>10955
I know. Thats what I mean. What happened to said husband?

>>10947

Does she have a goddamn head-seeking explosion spell?

>>10964

Totenkopf ring any bells?

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)16:11 No. 10969 ID: fb5d8e
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With the crisis averted, Mudy quickly heads back to his beloved sister.

>>10969

Open with "I had no right to say that"

>>10969

"You should probably come down from there..."

>>10967
When were they married? Out of curiosity. He also said " returnink after twelve years vhith husband!"

>>10970
continue with
"I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean it like that I just...
I panicked. I knew there was going to be trouble and I needed to go help and...
I just... I guess I don't know how to say 'no' to such a beautiful face."

>>10969
"Hey, I just saw a bunch of heads explode..."

>>10972
... Oh crap in a hammock.

"Princess darkmoon has returned"

"I am prince mudy Latral"

>prince
>princess

Fffffff

All this time is wasted,
pretending we're in love~
But that's alright,
cuz you know I love being with you and making you cry~

Now don't let go

They woke her up with Tot in the first place, we were snuggling Raital, there should be no issue.

>>10969
Instead of doing the boring ol' explanation routine, how about Mudy sings her a little jingle about invasions to one's privacy and the word 'no'?
Given that he's such a legendary bard, he could make it sweet sounding instead of infocommercial-like.

>>10979
These folks don't seem like the type that would care if you kept a harem, you know what I'm sayin'?

We are a bard, and we have a kickass magic flute

Lets serenade her some to get her to relax, and then try talking with her.

Just play a soothing and relaxing piece, full of warmth.

Let's explain that our body is ours, and we have the say on how and when it is used. Just as she has for her body. She's doing wrong if she forces herself on us against our will. No matter how much she wants it, she must respect us if she wants this to work.

Suggestion 2009/07/22(Wed)16:25 No. 10984 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I.. I had no right to say that."
He slowly walks over to Raital as he attempts to find the right words.
>"I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it like that I just..."
Mudy sighs.
>"I.. I panicked. I knew there was going to be trouble and I needed to go help and... I just... I guess I don't know how to say 'no' to such a beautiful face."

Mudy can hear Raital sniff. She raises her head slightly.
>"No, Latral.. I.. It's all my fault. I just love you so much.. So much.."
She whipes her eyes.
>"You're so perfect and cute and beautiful and sweet.. So eloquent.. So smart.. So.. So strong of heart.. Latral... I think I love you /too/ much."
She shifts a bit, but does not turn to make eyecontact.
>"What we do.. It's not normal for brothers and sisters to do.. Latral, I.. I feel like I forced you into this for my selfish desires. My love for you is so overpowering...
>Maybe..
>Maybe it's better if we seperate again."

>>10984

This can work. We just need to make it. Not all things come easy, but they're all the sweeter for it.

>>10984
Play her a song to convince her otherwise.

Make sure its the first song to pop into your mind.

Make sure its the best and greatest song in the world.

>>10969

"... I'm sorry for what I said, please forgive me Raital. I tought I was needed but I made a mess of even that... Please come down, I want to talk about this."

>>10984
Raital... no. To run now, would mean we may forever be apart. And to be forever apart would crush me and my very spirit, Raital. All relationships have their hardships. We can't run from it, we have to solve it. Please Raital let us solve this.

>>10984
"Your recent behaviour has been rather strange indeed. Perhaps we may use a few days apart - I do not want hurt you either, Raital."

>>10984
"If we separate something will probably rape me. Please stay."

Explain the sandworm incident, preferably in tears.

>>10984
No, she just needs to keep her emotions in check, that's all. DON'T SPLIT UP THE PARTY

>>10984
'I think we can learn to be together, Raital. And if we can't then we can rest content in the knowledge that we tried, and won't ever have to wonder 'what if?' later. Now do you mind if I join you up there?'

>>10984

"But I can't do this alone. I need you. You understand how important this is, much more so than the others. If you leave me, what will I do? How will I achieve anything? I need somebody I can rely on. I need you, in more ways than I can name. We just... we just need to work on things."

>>10984
"Raital... I understand. I know what you mean, and no, it's not normal for siblings to do the things we do. But... the way things have been going, the dangerous lives we both live... if we part now, we might never meet each other again.

Raital, I need you in my life. I need you with me. I need you in my arms at night and your hand in mine during the day. I need to see your beautiful face and hear your beautiful voice. I can't be away from you again, Raital.

If you want to slow down on the non-sibling love, then we can. If you want to forget that I'm your brother and just love me as Mudy, we can do that too. But don't say you want to leave me, Raital. We can never do that. I can never stand to be away from you again, Raital.

I love you."

>>10984
"No, my dear. You cannot simply run away from every problem. Only by facing and overcoming them can you gain true strength. We can work through this together."

>>10984
"No.
You never forced me into ANYTHING.
We both wanted it.
And I... I don't care if it's normal. I love you. That's all that matters to me.
Please, don't go. I can't stand being apart from you. We can work through this, Raital."

>10894

"Raital. You are as much a part of me as the name Latral. You complete the parts of me I never knew were absent until YOU were absent. I swore to you that I love you. Our love was strong enough to break Kuhral's magics. Stronger than earth, stronger than time. It is YOU that I love, and should you leave? I will salt the earth and burn the skies to find you, and to return to your side. I will chain time and turn back the Kraken Sea. I will lash the very fabric of the world to my will, and stir the stars from their firmament to bring us back together.

Now give us a smile, kid.

We love you."

You guys are all lucky I'm not writing this. Raital would definitely contract Aeris-syndrome somewhere down the line with her taking off all the damn time.

>>11004

Then we are lucky indeed.

>>10984

"No, please don't go... You haven't forced me into anything. I don't want to lose you again after all I went trough to find you. I love you more than anything, we can make this work! It just takes time and understanding. Don't go."

>>11004
Reaver's not cool enough to kill her off.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/22(Wed)16:38 No. 11008 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Raital.

>I... I understand. I know what you mean, and no, it's not normal for siblings to do the things we do. But... You never forced me into ANYTHING. We both wanted it. And I... I don't care if it's normal.

>Raital, I need you in my life. I need you with me. I need you in my arms at night and your hand in mine during the day. I need to see your beautiful face and hear your beautiful voice. I can't be away from you again, Raital.

>You are as much a part of me as the name Latral. You complete the parts of me I never knew were absent until YOU were absent. I swore to you that I love you. Our love was strong enough to break Kuhral's magics. Stronger than earth, stronger than time.

>We can work through this together, Raital..


>I love you."

>>11007

in before Lulu flies out of the sky with darkbeing...

"Besides, if you left i'd probably come after you."

>>11007
Way to jinx it though

>>11009
>>11010
Haha, if only. That won't happen.

>>11008

"You should probably come down. Come down, please."

>>11017

Let's back off. Slowly.

"Your eyes are awfully red right now..."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/22(Wed)16:56 No. 11019 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Latral...

>You .. and your silver tongue... .."

>>11017
Okay.

Time for that song!

A nice, mellow, calm song.

Lets play like our pelvis and/or life depend on it!

>>11019
Shuffle a few steps back.

>>11019
fuuuuuuuuuu-

So basically it's "Let Raital Rape Us" or "Let Raital Rape Us In The Not-Good Way"

>>11019

"... Raital? .. Please.. I love you."

>>11019
>silver tongue
That sounds like a proposition.

>>11022

We're past choices, and it's looking like we're going to get the latter.

>>11021
Nah. Don't show you're not confident around her. That would invalidate the whole damn speech.

>>11019
"...Would you like me to play you a song?"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/22(Wed)17:01 No. 11028 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy attempts to slowly back away, but feels a crushing blow land on him. He falls back onto Cheryl, unable to move.

>"Oh, Latral! Latral! I love you too!"
, Raital cries out.
>"Latrallll... My sweet little brother.. I'll never ever let go of you again, no matter how loud your protests."
She affectionately rubs her nose against his head.
>"We'll stay together for all eternity."

>>11028
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow - this hurts so much."

>>11028

There's very little we can do, is there?

Ok, let's take no part in this. Let's remain limp - in our limbs - and not move. She can damn well do the rape herself if she wants. She won't get help from us.

Whoa whoa whoa there, lets not say something hasty that we might regret later...

>>11028
Did she just FRONT ELBOW DROP on us face first? God damn that must be painful.

Roll for damage.

Pat her on the head and say "well...we'll..work on that.."

>>11028
...Apparently that worked a little TOO well.
Oh well. Crazy clingy is better than gone. :3

Suggest that we get back in our tent.

>>11028

OKAY, not what I expected but we can live with that. We will just have to accept she has "fiendish" appetites and accomodate.

"Show me"

>>11028
"Raital, Raital.. It's okay to let go, we just have to be there for each other at the end of the day."

>>11028
Fuck, this is not going very well is it?

We really need to talk to her about restraint, and do it soon so this whole fiasco doesn't get repeated. Just because we love each other doesn't mean we need to jump each other all the time, fun as that may be.

Don't upset her again tonight. Let's give her time to learn self control. Hopefully before we die.

She's probably not going to listen to us until after the rape or unless we call for help...from...bladetree?

>>11036
That's a great sentiment

'We don't need to prove our love and affection at every turn, for that could lead to our friends and dreams suffering. Knowing that we will be there for each other tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after, having that faith that the other will love you just as much a day from now as they do right now, that is a true bond.

Now, we have the rest of the trip to ourselves barring interruption, why don't we go back to our tent?'

A loving and gentle lecture and giving in to her immediate demands.

Hopefully the new tactic will help start to stabilize the relationship.

>>11043

She's horny and has a power level about tenfold bigger. I don't think we want to see dead elves now. Any more than we already saw, that is.

I don't think we're fully conscious right now either.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/22(Wed)17:35 No. 11057 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy strains himself to pat Raital gently.
>"R-Raital, Raital.. It's okay to let go, we just have to be there for each other at the end of the day."
, he whispers to her.
>"We don't need to prove our love and affection at every turn, for that could lead to our friends and dreams suffering. Knowing that we will be there for each other tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after, having that faith that the other will love you just as much a day from now as they do right now, that is a true bond."

Raital raises herself slightly to look Mudy in the eyes. He catches the rare sight of a smile on her face.
>"I know, Latral.. I-I'll never blame you for not touching me like I touch you. Your temperance is part of your charm.."

>>11057
>Raital Smiling
>Smile not shown

SON OF A BITCH

I won't be able to stop imagining what that smile looks like with a kobold mouth now.

Oh god, the middle has to stay up, so the only thing that can happen is the sides retracting up.

A kobold smile is :< becoming :3
Dear god, that is adorable.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/22(Wed)17:40 No. 11061 ID: fb5d8e
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Raital lifts Mudy from the ground and happily carries him to their tent.

>>11057
I love you, Raital.

Now... let's go make love again. We have time now, and we are young and in love. There's no reason to say no now that we have time.

>>11057
Why does every Raital interaction play out like a soap opera? I thought Mudy was a bard, not a Shakespearean actor.

d'aawwwwww

We need to do something about those nosebleeds. She doesn't seem to suffer any damage from it, but it's damn messy.

>>11061
Oh god, the smile is too cute.

Blood makes it just a bit creepy though.

How the heck do they get that out of their clothes anyway..

>>11061
Ah, I see we are STILL wearing her panties.

I wonder what her response will be to that.

>>11068
It flakes off when it dries maybe, somehow.

>>11061
SHE :3'd!
HOORAH~
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
QUEST OVER
EVERYONE GO HOME

>>11066
But her blood gives us power~

Do you not remember the level-up? Any part of our body that was covered in her blood was improved.

D'awwwwww, that's our girl. Mudy look shellshocked right out of 'nam.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/22(Wed)17:50 No. 11077 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Well, I thank thee for thine counsel, milady. I feel like I will be able to deal with it better now."
>"Nay a problem, lad. Ye gonna be allright?"
>"Aye, milady, I shall just stretch mine legs for a moment."

>>11075
We should get a bathtub installed then.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/22(Wed)17:51 No. 11079 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Y-you know.. It's okay if you called me 'big sister' during it.."

>>11079
Slay the wicked, Bladetree. Slay them all.

>>11077
>>11079
Yep, we really need to work on that blood thing.

But still, I find this developement hilarious.

>>11077
"Counsel" eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

>>11079
Incoming >8I

Evil lurks before thee Bladetree. Will thee shirk thine duty and let these sinners live?

Or will you do what must be done, and prove thyself a true Paladin?

oh no, poor Bladetree... his moral code will lead to either great or terrible things for us all. Probably just more >8|

Pop out and give him a thumbs up...and an awesomeface.

Some of these comments make me very happy we can only control Mudy, and not, say, Bladetree.