Definitely not B. Do you know who uses the Implyer DDT? Edge, Christian, Gangrel. The Brood. A bunch of vampires. It would strengthen the vampire.

And not A. The Tombstone Pile-driver. That is only used by undead and demonic wrestlers, like Undertaker and Kane.

Plus, I don't want to get the vampire's mouth close to any part of our body.

So I choose C. Tiger suplex

>>1052545
1 will not be very effective with vampires being undead
3 You are not a Tiger
my vote is 2 since vampires are weak to impalements

>>1052545
Vampires are already dead ao TOMBSTONE is a no go, TIGERs are pretty good but as >>1052556 pointed out vampires are weak to IMPALE moves

Impaler DDT!

B. The IMPALER DDT, it's one of the traditional vampire weaknesses.

So if Vampires are not just akin to bats, but are also akin to mosquitoes, and they are weak to impalement... The Impaler DDT!!

Nacha 2022/12/25(Sun)23:37 No. 1052589 ID: 8483cf
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The truest way to bring peace to a vampire is to stake them through the heart, but Nacha knows another way: to stake them into the ground, face first, with an IMPALER DDT! She hopes that the move’s originator will forgive her for borrowing it in this time of great need.

With lightning alacrity, Nacha seizes the Vampire’s neck under her elbow, immobilizing his dangerous fangs pointed away from her.

“Hey, wait!” the vampire says. “We can talk about this. If you spare me, I can give you immortality! Fame! Money! Whatever you want!”

“What I want is justice,” Nacha declares, and falls backwards, sending the vampire’s face headed straight for the earth.

Nacha 2022/12/25(Sun)23:37 No. 1052590 ID: 8483cf
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A great burst of ash erupts as the vampire is returned to the ground (mostly) peacefully.

“Polvo a polvo,” Nacha says, her head bowed respectfully for her fallen opponent. Her work is not yet done, though. She hops down into the ten-foot deep pothole, hoists Little Timmy over her shoulder, and leaps straight out.

“Golly!” Little Timmy says. “I sure am happy you were here to save me! Are you a superhero? What’s your name?”

“Ignacia,” Nacha says, “But you can call me Nacha. I am no hero. I am just a Luchadora.”

“Oh! You’re the wrestler who’s gonna fight tonight,” Little Timmy says. “I’ll be sure to cheer for you!”

¡Muchas gracias, Timmy!” Nacha pats down the vampire ash from her leotard and heads for the small gymnasium to get ready for her match.

----

Nacha is fretting in the locker room and wringing her hands, patting ash from her leotard, and making sure her mask is nice and tight. Despite defeating a vampire, Nacha is very nervous about her match tonight. She wants to have fans cheer loud and inspire them to do the right thing in their daily lives, but it’s hard to do that when she doesn’t speak English very well.

Suddenly, a camera crew and an interviewer bursts into the locker room!

“There she is!” the interviewer says. “Our brand new wrestler right before her first match! Nacha, what do you have to say to your first American audience?”

Oh no! This is muy malo!

1. What should Nacha say? This is her only chance to have a good first impression in Ohio!
2. What other question does the interviewer ask? How does Nacha respond?

1. Say some words of wisdom from your abuela.
2. The interviewer asks if she always puts her mask on before her leotard. Nacha's response is to look down.

You're alright with revealing your real name Ignacia like that?

anyways, Answer with "VIVA OHIO!"

-"I will bring great justice!"

*Clapping*

-"Any expectations for the upcoming fight?"

-"Tough!But I'm tougher!"

-"Have you met your opponent yet?"

-"Can't see the novia before the boda!"

*Laughter*

-"You're adorable, can I hug you?"

-"Okay!"

*Hug*

-"Does this suit make me look fat?"

-"One little!"

-"Wait a minute, there is no such thing as a talking rabbit!"

-"Bark!"

-"That's better!"

>>1052590
Don't say anything too fancy since your English isn't great, don't try to make anything complicated. Keep it to 1 to 3 words.

"...Lista. (Ready.) "Vamos, vamos, vamos!" (Let’s go, Let’s go, let's go!)

1. "NACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
2. The interviewer is speechless and asks no more questions.

Nacha 2022/12/29(Thu)22:30 No. 1052918 ID: 8483cf
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Okay, Nacha! Deep breath. Remember what Trish said. Smile as big as you can, and get excited!

“I am ready!” I declare. My English isn’t great, but I know enough to be excited! “I am tough!”

“Tough, eh?” the interviewer asks. “But are you Texas Tough?”

“¿Qué? Estamos en Ohio, hombre tonto,” I blurt out, then quickly correct myself. “Ah… this is Ohio.”

“Texas has come all the way up here just to fight you,” the interviewer says. “Your opponent tonight is… Tex, the Amarillo Armadillo!”

“¡Vámonos! I will fight Texas! ¡VIVA OHIO!”

“He’s waitin’ for you out there. He’s already dissed the great state of Ohio and the whole country of Mexico, so go get ‘im! Dispense some frontier justice!”

I don’t know who Tex is, but he sounds like he doesn’t like me. Is it because I’m from Mexico? Well, I won’t show fear! I’ll fight him no matter how armored he is!

“For frontier justice!”

I stride out the locker room and hear a strong Latin beat playing. That’s my cue! I rush down the hall and burst out of the double doors. The gymnasium bleachers are five rows deep and all the fans are cheering for me.

It’s everything I dreamed of!

I see Trish waving at me from the ringside, holding T-shirts and smiling. Oh! Smile! T-shirts!

I bound down the aisle between the bleachers, waving and smiling. Some fans are pointing at the big Armadillo already in the ring and telling me to kick his butt.

I’m smiling and waving and loving the attention. But people are staring at me very intently. Judging me. Wondering what kind of luchadora I’ll be.

Tex is a big armadillo with a bigger sneer.

“The Nacho Dip arrives!” Tex declares. “Crowd here’s a bunch ‘a buffoons, cheering for a freak like you. Where I’m from, we don’t wear costumes ‘fore Halloween. I’m here to knock you back over the border, where you belong!”

He’s a jerk!

Should I:
1. Grab the microphone from Tex and declare I’ll fight him because of how he’s insulted me and everyone here!
2. Ignore Tex and upstage him with how impressive my moves are and how flexible I am!
3. Surprise Tex and just kick him in his smug face!

1. Pro wrestling isnt just about the fights, it's also about the drama and banters between the fighters, You gotta show the audience you're on their side with the mic to get a good pop from them, to hype them up, and cheer you on!

1) He insulted you with pure racism. Insult his god.
"Rule Number One Of Showmanship: NEVER INSULT THE CROWD! You'd better pray for their forgiveness - oh wait, that type of 'prayer' is illegal in at least six countries!"
... You did do research on this guy, right?

1, but keep it simple. Remember what Rose said, gotta have the fans behind you. Honestly, opening with insulting the crowd? This guy is here to make you look good, so make it good. Wonder if he's acting, or ACTUALLY a jerk
A little 2 wouldn't hurt, but don't show off too much before the fight.
Definitely not 3, you are not one for cheep shots.

>>1052926
No, he took it too far. Instead of simply insulting her physique or personality, he went and insinuated outright deportation. He's using his reputation to promote racism and anti-immigration, attacks that Nacha's ironclad respect for tradition and co-operation naturally oppose.

>>1052918

Insulting the crowd is a time honored tradition.

You want to work the crowd, but the problem here is that you don't know much English, so clapping back in a hot way is going to be...difficult. Normally, you'd try to do something to shatter his self esteem, call is ability into question, maybe slip a little personal banter in there. But you don't know this guy, nor much about the place, so...just hit him with something simple and prepare to dodge.

1(b): Simple. Easy. "Try it, donkey-breath."

Personally, I'd actually just go for 2, and see if we can't make him tap. He's an armadillo, his limbs can't be THAT long.

1 Lean in on the 'Tuk er jerbs' thing which he also probably belive. "Tex let me guess guess you think I'm here to take your spot in (wrestling org name here)? Well Tex I think anyone ANYONE here or seeking to come to this great nation like me surpass you in full stars and stripes for your spot here in (wrestler org name) and I'm going to show how I'm a better slot for (wrestling org name) by beating you in a wrestling match. And the border coment will bite your behind as I toss you OUT OF THE RING!"

Kick him in the faaaace!

>>1052937
Remember, she can't speak English well, no sense in trying to let her do big speeches. I'd suggest keeping it to five words or less, personally.

>>1052937
I mean, we know we are here for the Ohio Wrestling Organization, I doubt Tex from Texas is here dissing Ohio on a permanent basis anyway. He's a migrant worker, if you will.

Nacha 2022/12/30(Fri)14:15 No. 1052950 ID: 8483cf
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Rose gave me great advice: make the crowd happy, and make sure I’m warmed up. I did stretching in the locker room, but a little more won’t hurt. I can do both at the same time!

Or, at least, I can try. English is hard. I bounce back and forth and grab my legs, bringing one foot at a time up all the way up past my head. He’s gonna have to contend with a fully spring-loaded Nacha!

“Try it, burro-breath!” I let my leg go and bounce even higher. I’m ready!

The bell rings. The match begins!

Tex is a hardy hombre. He’s taller than me by a head and a half, but he’s only a little slower than me. He tests my reflexes with a few grabbing motions, but I dance back and dodge easily. Soon I notice he’s not trying to actually grab me- he’s trying to corral me away from the edges of the ring. Clearly he expects I’ll go for the ropes and make my move there, and he’s having none of that.

Should I:

1. Move in close and try for a grapple: a Falling Neckbreaker would put him on his back.
2. Jump without the ropes and go for a dropkick- no way he’s expecting my legs to be as long as they are.
3. Retreat back to the edge of my side of the ring, bait him in and go for a powerful flying forearm amped up by the ropes!

Try to knock him on his back.

Do a special: dodge his grapples and dive for his shell, grabbing it at the rim. Let's see if he has high poise.

1. that should get him stuck on his back. but be prepared, he might roll into a ball and start rolling at you.

1 Of course! Make him try to roll towards you, then hop on his back and roll him against the ropes and making bounce like pinball!

>>1052950
1. Charge, duck under his swing, and right into a Falling Neckbreaker.

Nacha 2023/01/15(Sun)14:09 No. 1053840 ID: 8483cf
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>>1053265

I charge, duck and weave under Tex's mighty swing, going for his back and grabbing hold for a Falling Neckbreacker. We drop to the mat with a resounding crash. He's down!

...But the move places my head next to his. He reaches up and grabs my ears.

Hard.

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

If hair pulling is an illegal move in prowrestling, surly ear pulling is too, right? If that's the case, let the referee break this up and get back to position.

>>1053840
Damn, that must hurt! Now how agile are you? Swing your hips, roll BACKWARDS to take the tension off your ears, and either try to get back to your feet, or get into a handstand position and then DRIVE THOSE KNEES into the ol' breadbasket.

Fancy ways to force a hold release are usually pretty well-received. Gotta show coolness under pressure.

Tell him pulling and scratching is emasculating. He will change tactics.

If he doesn't, pull your massive foot back and give him a Lucky Shot in the shin!

Roll up and get on guard, we should hit his legs to throw off his center of balance. That's probably his weakpoint.

Nacha 2023/01/16(Mon)18:31 No. 1053968 ID: 8483cf
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Ear holds are 100% illegal. Where's the referee?! Oh, no! The referee can't see my ears from this angle! Oh, ¡qué lástima!

Tex is on one knee, rising to his feet, still holding my ears. I grit my teeth and roll backwards, launching a powerful kick straight into Tex's stomach. Pow! Haha! He lets go of my ears and grabs his stomach. I hop to my feet with a kip-up and and stroke the feeling back into my poor ears.

Tex is on his knees, and I'm ready to pounce! Should I:

1. Use his shell as leverage and put his arm in a chicken wing hold
2. Put him in an Anaconda Vise and deliver southern justice
3. Deliver a flashy, powerful, devastating Forward Somersault Cutter! It'll be incredibly effective if he doesn't catch me mid-move.

Southern justice!

Yes, let's do the Vice and throw out of the ring!

>>1053968
I have to admit, I'm not sure how you can transition to a clean Anaconda Vice from that position, but I'm curious to see if you can do it.

1/2 Nacha 2023/01/18(Wed)18:29 No. 1054082 ID: 8483cf
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Tex is on his knees. I can bring him to the mat and put him in the most Southern of holds! I leap forward, seize his neck under my forearm and throw my weight downwards in a great motion to bring him fully to the ground, and to execute the full Anaconda Vise.

However, it’s not a clean hold, and before I can get a lock on Tex, he flips me around and uses his massive weight advantage to press me into the mat with his knee.

“You tryin’a pull a fast one on me? Pshaw!” he declares. “Nobody messes with Tex! Now t’ teach ya a lesson.”

With his free hand, Tex grabs ahold of my mask’s laces and tugs them loose.

What? No! That’s the lowest blow possible! He can’t do that!

”¡Déjame!” I shout.

“Let’s unwrap this burrito!”

2/2 Nacha 2023/01/18(Wed)18:29 No. 1054083 ID: 8483cf
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Tex has gotten my mask loose. I need to act fast! I can’t lose it! Not now, not ever! The crowd is screaming and yelling at this horrible desecration of the art of wrestling. Still, there’s one voice I hear, very close by:

“Nacha!”

Trisha! She’s ringside, and holding out the way to break free! It’s right in my reach, and I can get a clear shot at Tex with it.

Does Nacha take the hockey stick and save herself from being unmasked?

Naturally. This pendejo fights without honor!

>>1054083
He's trying to be a super jerk about this. Turnabout's fair play.

Take the stick! It is your destiny!

Make sure to keep one hand on your mask when you reach for the stick, otherwise you might lose it when you reach over.

Nacha 2023/01/21(Sat)13:10 No. 1054319 ID: 8483cf
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I keep one hand tight on my mask to keep it from coming off in Tex’s grip. With the other, I reach for the stick. The ref is still distracted. The stick is my salvation!

I swing the stick up and against into Tex’s snout with a resounding smack. He lets out a holler and rolls off me as I keep swinging the stick wildly, missing with most of my one-armed shots, but keeping my mask on.

The ref finally turns to see what’s happening, and he since he didn’t see the first shot connect, he can’t disqualify me, and I have to admit it feels pretty good to have gotten that hit in. Really, really good, in fact.

I tug the laces tight on my mask and give them a quick tie before raising the stick menacingly. Tex’s dishonorable attempt at my mask fills me with white-hot fury, and I advance on him, stick raised. The crowd cheers- they want to see Tex get his comeuppance.

“Nacha’s about to let loose!” the announcer yells out. “She’s got murder in her eyes. Tex had better watch out!”

“Nope!” Tex says, ducking out of the ropes and out of the ring. “I’m outta here!”

“Where do you think you’re going?” Trisha snarls at him ringside, maneuvering between him and the exit. “If you think you’re gonna get away with messing with Nacha like that, you got another thing coming!”

Tex steps back from the vengeful Trisha, and he’s still on the ringside mat. I can reach him from here and end this now! I toss aside the hockey stick and prepare to finish him with HONOR.

What leaping move should I use to end the match?

1. Tope con Giro: A showy, inverted leaping front flip dive over the ropes
2. Tope Suicida: A quick-striking headfirst dive through the ropes
3. Asai Moonsault: A flip that takes a little more setup from my position, but more precise way to get the drop on Tex

2, Headfirst dive feels appropriate. He wants your mask so badly, give it to him!

1 feels the most coolest and fastest out of the group

Headfirst!

1/2 Nacha 2023/01/21(Sat)17:48 No. 1054346 ID: 8483cf
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If he wants my mask that bad, then he’s gonna get an express delivery!

I launch myself headfirst through the ropes, straight at Tex. He’s completely unprepared, never having faced a true Luchadora before, and my lightning-fast leap hits home. Pobrecito.

2/2 Nacha 2023/01/21(Sat)17:49 No. 1054347 ID: 8483cf
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The fans pop out of their seats and roar as the referee counts, and Tex is completely down for a ten-count. The victory is mine!

I give the crowd an adoring wave and make my exit from the arena before the microphone can find me. I’m not eager to give any interviews. Not yet.

I can’t wait until my next match! Thank you all for watching!

¡Lucha Quest will return!

This is only the beginning, looking forwards to the next one!