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>Her tail’s thinner
The imposter is slightly smaller than me, but we’re close enough in shape and size that Polit and Echoa won’t be able to tell.
>Touch test
“Polit, come over here and feel her chest.” The bird might not be able to see them clearly, but he should be able to feel a pair of Averican freedom balloons, right?
>”Feeling up another fella isn’t very heterosexual and feeling up a lady is rude.”
“Then Echoa can do it!”
>”Wow, double standard much, imposter slash Mascoe?”
“I AM NOT A COMMUNIST. Look Polit, we have so many good memories together, eating barbecue, having waffles, your cooking is the best and so Averican and only the real Mascoe would know that. Also, if I were a commie would I be able to sing our beautiful national anthem praising our strength and unity in my signature baritone?”
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