Wake up, stupid!

Indeed wake up, don't start or they'll get suspicious, if they aren't already.

Roarat 2010/01/02(Sat)18:41 No. 103946 ID: b8a3d1
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OH NO.
I sleep?
That is bad.
Tonight is my night for guard.
Kurb look MAAAAD.

I try to stay awake better.

Apologize, that was rather inconsiderate of you.

Roarat 2010/01/02(Sat)18:45 No. 103951 ID: b8a3d1
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I say SORRY to Kurb. I NOT SLEEP ON PURPOSE.
Kurb still mad. BUT Kurb go back to guard.
PHEW.

Night guard is hard to do.

What are you, exactly? Also, what kind of animals are you guarding against?

>>103951
Look for things to guard against.

>>103951
What are you guarding? Be sure to randomly look around to make sure nobody is taking advantage of your predictable patrol route.

Look behind you, there might be something there.

Roarat 2010/01/02(Sat)18:54 No. 103958 ID: b8a3d1
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I am CAMBANE. Strong and brave. We fight WRONG GODLINGS. We take from them GOLDS and FOODS. And also we fight ANIMALS AND MONSTERS.
One monster we fight is YELLOWBONES. One half alive! One half dead! BOTH HALFS YELLOW.

Brave heroes fight YELLOWBONES and monsters from cave paintings.

>>103958
Are you brave?

>>103958
Well stop thinking about what might come up and start keeping guard. Don't fall asleep again!

Roarat 2010/01/02(Sat)19:08 No. 103970 ID: b8a3d1
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>Don't fall asleep again!
OH NO

>>103970
Get some exercise. Physical movement will help you stay awake!

>>103970
Hit yourself in the head. The pain will keep you awake.

Try and take deeper breaths. More oxygen will make you more aware and less tired.

Roarat 2010/01/02(Sat)19:12 No. 103980 ID: b8a3d1
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>Get some exercise. Physical movement will help you stay awake!
YES!
Move my hacker around!
Swing swing swing swing dip block dip swing block thump OW
OW
NO!

>Hit yourself in the head. The pain will keep you awake.
...YES!

>>103980
Don't break your nose, you twit!

If you get injured, you'll be less useful as a guard and Kurb will be mad.

>>103980
SO.

Seen any outsiders as of late?

Roarat 2010/01/02(Sat)19:29 No. 103999 ID: b8a3d1
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No outsiders! No WRONG GODLINGS. Last WRONG GODLINGS bring STUFF on the road. We TAKED their stuff. OUR stuff now. KILLED WRONG GODLINGS.
Kurb said that! Kurb FIGHTED them. MANY did. Not me! I was SICK. SOOO sick. BLAUGH. Made sick EEEEEVEEEERRYYYYWHEERRRE. What a mess! Ha ha ha.

OH NO.
AGEK.
She was out LATE for fish.
She is VERY PRETTY!

SIGHHHHHHHHHHH

Look around her, she's not in danger, is she?

>>103999
WAVE to AGEK. Show AGEK that you are a GOOD GUARD.

Maybe WAVE your HACKER around EXPERTLY so that she sees how AWESOME you are.

>>103999
Maybe if you're successful as a guard, you can impress her. Redouble your efforts to stay awake!

OOOH, or you could escort her back since it could be dangerous at night. Ask for permission!

>>104011
this

Roarat 2010/01/03(Sun)16:48 No. 104527 ID: b8a3d1
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YES! I HELP pretty Agek. THEN Agek LIKE me.
"Hey Agek!
Need HELP getting home? I am guard. I can help. Not SCARED! Okay good?"
Agek drops FISH ROD.

>>104527
Protect face and groin.

>>104527
Salute to Kurb and ask if you can escort the lovely lady. Try to remember which hand your hacker is in when saluting.

>>104527
Look behind you. She may be scared because something is coming!

Roarat 2010/01/03(Sun)17:02 No. 104540 ID: b8a3d1
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WHAT?
MONSTER?!
No, nothing behind me!

Collision eminent.

>>104540
Looks like she has something for you.

>>104540
Be a gentleman and pick up that rod.

Roarat 2010/01/03(Sun)17:08 No. 104550 ID: b8a3d1
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What? For me? HEY.

Agek write her NAME on my HACKER.

"Agek what"
>"That's mine"
"No."
>"Yes."
"Mine. Hacker not yours."
>"It will be. Some day."

Take chalk
Write name on rod

She's flirting with you, stupid.

>>104550
Ask her if she wants to be a guard instead of fishing.

>>104550
She wants your Hacker... do I detect some innuendo there?

Roarat 2010/01/03(Sun)17:15 No. 104560 ID: b8a3d1
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No. Agek do this ALWAYS.
Agek pretty but GREEDY. Agek have CHALK. Agek always say STUFF is AGEK'S.

Is NOT. Wants EVERYTHING.

>>104560
So what does she have? I mean aside from a fishing pole and some chalk apparently?

USe chalk and write Agek on yourself. Say now you are Agek. Agek will respect clever thinkings.

>>104560
That's easy, take her chalk away. Does your society have a punishment for theft? If it's just chalk you could simply wipe it off.

>>104564
Second

Roarat 2010/01/03(Sun)17:22 No. 104571 ID: b8a3d1
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No. No take chalk. MUST GUARD.
Guarding ALMOST DONE.

Agek SO PRETTY. But GREEDY.
Many people greedy.

>>104571
Who else is greedy?

>>104571
Everyone wants things... they just become a problem when they don't want to give in order to gain.

You can make her not greedy.

>>104571
Don't do it now, we meant later.

Roarat 2010/01/03(Sun)17:26 No. 104576 ID: b8a3d1
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Everyone greedy SOMETIME. Must be! Get things. Get STUFF. Live GOOD. Eat GOOD.

No write AGEK NAME on ME. Agek think ME is HERS. NO. WRONG.
Roarat not SLAVE.

>>104576
Perhaps you should wipe off the chalk before Dmim gets the wrong idea.

Write it over your heart, you see. Meaning your heart is hers. Meaning you wuv her

>>104576
A very good point.

How about this, if your name was on her, and her name was on you, then who would be who's slave?

Your people have legal slavery? That isn't right at all!

Roarat 2010/01/03(Sun)17:32 No. 104582 ID: b8a3d1
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"DMIM. Agek WRITE her name. Agek GREEDY. NOT REALLY AGEK'S. YOU THINK WRONG."
Dmim knows Agek write name on STUFF.

Guard night ALMOST OVER.

Kick Agek in the cunt when guard duty is over.

>>104582
Oh maybe you could write your own name on all your stuff. Then she can't write her name on your stuff; it's already got a name on it!

Roarat 2010/01/03(Sun)18:05 No. 104609 ID: b8a3d1
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YES. Do THAT. Go write ROARAT'S name on ROARAT'S stuff. YES. Get chalk for ME.

And guarding is OVER! YES!

>>104609
Fall asleep immediately, you have no time to waste!

>>104609
first wipe off AGEK'S name. Try to find something a little more permanent than chalk to write your name.

>>104613
Leave AGEK's name. Write "ROARAT <3's" above it.

>>104624
or alternatively add " <3'S ROARAT" under it

>>104609
While walking back, tell us more about the cave paintings.

Go write "ROARAT" on Agek~

Roarat 2010/01/31(Sun)07:39 No. 122478 ID: c593ec
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YES! Sleep is GOOD. I --

WHAT.

>>122478
Wipe her name off of everything and write your own name on it.

go her house
steal chalk
chalk your name on the chalk

Chalk all your stuff until it can't be chalked on anymore.

Yippie! One of my favorite quests returns :3

Go to Agek's house and have a good talk with her

Roarat 2010/01/31(Sun)08:15 No. 122488 ID: c593ec
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I no have chalk.
I take away Agek name from stuff. NOT WORKING GOOD.

AGEK.

Wash off stuff with water.

Use some water, or spit if you don't have any. Then go talk to her, we need her to know this is a bad thing to do.

>>122488
Lick her name like you wish you could lick her.

FUCK AGEK
MAKE PREGNANT
SAY BABY IS ROARATS

Roarat 2010/01/31(Sun)08:23 No. 122498 ID: c593ec
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OK I will get water for WHAT.

AGEK.

oh god shes going to write her name on you and then rape you
no you have to resist
RUN!!

Roarat 2010/01/31(Sun)08:24 No. 122500 ID: c593ec
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Agek say What are you doing in Agek's room

RUN DAMMIT RUN

Tell her just because she keeps saying something doesn't make it true.

Do NOT let her write her name on you.

Roarat 2010/01/31(Sun)08:36 No. 122511 ID: c593ec
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I not run. Not COWARD. ROARAT IS A MAN.

Not let her write name on ROARAT. Take Agek CHALK.
Agek SOOOOO mad. Hoooo!
Agek say Give back is Agek's

Roarat say No, that not make it yours!

Agek say Yes it does Agek's name on it!

Roarat say So what not make it yours! Agek can't have it!

Agek say Yes! Agek want it! Agek take it.

Turn in a circle and walk away.

Write Roarat name on Agek~

Roarat 2010/01/31(Sun)08:41 No. 122518 ID: c593ec
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Roarat turns in a circle
But somehow still sees Agek?!
Also too dizzy to walk away now.

Agek say Agek see what Agek want, Agek take it. That what POWER is. Take EVERYTHING from EVERYONE is power.

>>122518
WRITE ROARAT NAME ON AGEK

>>122518
Wright name on Agek. Agek is yours. Everything that is Agek's is yours.

White your name on Agek's dick.

Roarat 2010/01/31(Sun)08:47 No. 122524 ID: c593ec
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Roarat say NO, that not power. That GREED. Agek want too much.
Agek say NO, Agek want what EVERYONE want. Agek want the whole world. Everyone want the whole world.

Roarat write Roarat on Agek. Say all Agek stuff now Roarat stuff.

Agek say
SEE
Roarat greed too
Roarat want WHOLE WORLD

>>122524
No, Roarat just want Agek. ┐(๑◕ˇڡˇ◕)┌

"ROARAT NOT WANT WHOLE WORLD
ROARAT WANT JUST AGEK~"
*break chalk dramatically*

Say no.
Rorat only want Agek :D
Rorat want Agek to stop wanting everything.

Roarat 2010/01/31(Sun)08:51 No. 122532 ID: c593ec
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Roarat say

Roarat not want the whole world
Roarat just want

...your half. ♥

>>122532
Write Agek on yourself.

DAWWWWWWW

Write Agek on Roarat's male reproductive organ :3

Roarat 2010/01/31(Sun)08:58 No. 122536 ID: c593ec
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Roarat write Agek name on Roarat

kiss ♥

DAWWWWWWWWWWWW



P.S.: Have hot sex while marking each other's bodies~

Roarat 2010/01/31(Sun)09:02 No. 122538 ID: c593ec
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Agek say
Roarat spell Agek name wrong

Oops

but

not big deal

hee hee

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

<3

>>122532
You know, I once saw that painted on a bridge.