Wrong god. Oh well, ask if they know who Thorn belongs to.

>>1032317
Rare opportunity to do a god, rarer still to double-team one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tippler 2022/05/15(Sun)16:21 No. 1032368 ID: eedbeb
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>Wrong god
“Wuz goin’ on?” I ask woozily. It takes me a moment to recognize Anubis in her female form, she’s shredded and she has a nice pair of pierced tiddies.
“Oh good, you’re back. Your soul was badly damaged by your friend here, but your living body is still fine so I thought I’d fix you up instead of taking you to the afterlife.” Anubis explains.

“I’m really sorry, didn’t know that could happen.” Thorn mutters.

“Try not to hurt each other in the future, I’ll be on my way.”

tippler 2022/05/15(Sun)16:21 No. 1032369 ID: eedbeb
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“Wait!” Even if Anubis isn’t who I was hoping to summon, she still might know how to help Thorn. I quickly summarize the situation.

“Hm…No, I don’t think it was me, I tend not to bless mortals too often.” Anubis squints and leans closer to me. “Oh, but I totally recognize you! You’re the dog who has horny dreams all the time. It’s less trouble to have sex with mortals in dreams, they usually don’t remember, so me and the boys have probably guest starred a few times. I really have to go, hope that helps.”

She glimmers with starlight and waves goodbye before disappearing into the ether.

That’s all I remember when I wake up the next morning tangled in the blankets.

Ayyyy, you've been fucking gods on the regular, go you.
Shit, what if Thorn isn't a blessing, but a baby? Anyway, try contacting the fertility god next. How do you normally do that?

Alright, so to summon Morrigan, why don't we go hunting for a powerful predator and then use that as an offering to summon that god? Do you know anyone that hunts or maybe fishes? Ask if Jack and/or his friends is interested in going hunting or fishing with you, and if we can find a bear, mountain lion, or shark to take down. Then we'll have Thorn fight it.

The only thing we'll need to be careful about is not have any other hunters mistake thorn as a wild animal and try to shoot her, and the wild animal tries to hurt Thorn too badly. We'll need Jack and any other hunting friends with us to make sure Thorn isn't hurt.

tippler 2022/05/16(Mon)07:40 No. 1032452 ID: eedbeb
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>Thorn might be an unintended god baby
I break out into a cold sweat and stay paralyzed in bed for an hour at the thought.

When I finally drag myself out of bed, I have a headache and my tongue is dry. Getting in contact with the other gods is my highest priority.

Who should I aim for first?
A. Bau, suggest method
B. Fenrir, via fancy Baxter BDSM
C. Morrigan, via hunting a powerful beast

>>1032452
Would this mean you are god pregnant with thorn?

Still stand by my suggestion to hunt! We'll even get food out of it if we succeed

tippler 2022/05/16(Mon)17:33 No. 1032502 ID: eedbeb
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>I’m preggers with Thorn
I think we’re long past the metaphorical gestation stage. Thorn has been there a long time, I just wasn’t able to let her out.

>C
Eyes on the big war wolf prize, Morrigan’s gonna be the toughest to summon so I want to get that out of the way first. Fighting other dogs is a bad idea, so I can find a wild animal, like a mountain lion and make Thorn face it in hand to hand combat.

A. Go to the zoo (can finish today, but Thorn’s reputation with the police will get worse)
B. Coordinate a hunting trip with Jack’s help (takes three days)

B, the zoo's just a bad idea all around. Most of the creatures there have never even seen the wild, so they're just lazy beasts meandering about their pens. Set up a trip, and enjoy your time until then.

B.
Can you multitask and work with Jack to summon Bau while on the trip?

Go to the zoo and pick a fight with a huge alligator.

Hunting trip is go! Not only will we have Thorne fight a strong wild animal, we can hunt smaller prey on the side for some meals for later. Yum!

tippler 2022/05/17(Tue)15:20 No. 1032602 ID: eedbeb
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>B
It turns out Milo, Jack’s friend who was in contention for plowing, is a regular hunter and backpacker who takes trips into the mountains to the northwest of the city. I’ve never been on an overnight trip in the wild, but I’m not about to shy away from walking for 10 hours in the woods. I’m a dog, after all.

Impromptu planning lasts all day, and I get a pack with water, food, and a sleeping bag for the trip. That night I explain the excursion in more detail to Thorn, then set out the next morning with Jack and Milo.

tippler 2022/05/17(Tue)15:20 No. 1032603 ID: eedbeb
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The rocky trail hurts my paws after a few hours, but I push on. We make camp in a secluded site with an old fire pit and roast hotdogs on skewers.

Milo has a scent bait to lure in a large predator, as well as a rifle in case things go wrong. He tells us he’ll get up early to set the bait and then get us up to wait in a camo hunting blind.

The plan goes off without a hitch, and the stout Rottweiler shakes me awake at the crack of dawn to huddle in a cold little shelter with the Clitsucker 5000 clutched in my fist.

tippler 2022/05/17(Tue)15:20 No. 1032604 ID: eedbeb
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To my surprise, the first animal that wanders into view is actually an enormous bull moose. Should I wait for something else or have Thorn fight him?

Perfect. Do it quickly, before he smells you.

>>1032604
This seems pretty good.

Attack him with a personal rendition of Childish Gambino's Feels Like Summer.

Well yes do sic Thorn on him, but a bull moose like this is probably being hunted by something other than you too, so be wary of a third party joining the fight.

tippler 2022/05/17(Tue)19:09 No. 1032645 ID: eedbeb
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>Fight!
I start schlicking furiously, praying that the noise doesn’t alert the moose. He smells something foreign, whether dog or dog juice, and pauses to scan the underbrush. A twig snaps behind him and he whips his head around right as I reach my peak.

tippler 2022/05/17(Tue)19:09 No. 1032646 ID: eedbeb
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I burst out of the flimsy tarp thing and lunge for my prey. Ha! I’m glad Rosie picked someone my size. He’s distracted by something, looking the other way, and I tackle him to the ground.

He brays with rage and we wrestle violently. My fangs dig gouges into his skin and he tries to impale me on his wide rack. He’s a tad stronger, but weakening as I injure him.

I’m about to seal my victory when a third party joins in on the fight. Razor sharp claws slice down my back and I howl with pain before throwing myself backwards on top of the mountain lion that attacked me.

Now would be a great time to call for some godly aid. What powers should I ask for from Morrigan to defeat my enemies?

Power Punch.

Make that puma all flat-faced

Bulletproof skin and a row of spines down your back.

Increase a body part
Specifically expand ass
So you can do this
>>1031613
But more fatally.
Or just increase a paw and slap/punch/claw puma

Hey, wait. The other animals walk on two legs too?
Why are the dogs the only ones who live cities?

Don't beg the gods for the power to be a bigger jerk.

Back off, make a quip about the brawl, then use hit-and-run tactics to slow them down. Keep them angry and separated.

>>1032661
Support

It's a cat; you're a dog. Ask for the power to be more of a dog.

tippler 2022/05/18(Wed)16:15 No. 1032709 ID: eedbeb
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>Hey wait a second, other animals are sentient and walk on two legs too?
Yes. Doesn’t bother me one bit.

>Back off
Hard to do when I’m sandwiched on both sides by my foes.

>Power punch
I send a mental prayer to Morrigan, wishing for the strength to free myself and strike the definitive blow! My blood boils with fiery magic and I surge to my feet.

tippler 2022/05/18(Wed)16:15 No. 1032710 ID: eedbeb
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The moose spots Jack and Milo, who were exposed when I dislodged their hiding place, and wisely decides to run. The cougar flips onto all fours and pounces on me again. This time I meet her with a fist to the gut, knocking the breath out of her lungs.

The bloodlust urges me to finish her off. I can feel the essence of Morrigan urging me onward.
A. Kill (Morrigan will be pleased)
B. Naw (Morrigan will be upset but still talk to me)

[SPARE]

Spare, so you have their full attention.

kill

>>1032710
death by snu-snu specifically

Killing is okay sometimes. This feels like sometimes enough for me, go for it.

Nah, bro. Morrigan, mah gurl, you have anger issues and need therapy.

Spare.

Crush her limbs into fine powder, then focus on the angry moose with a shotg-
[dodge]

Kill
I mean, we came here to hunt, thats what these animals are here for, to get hunted, and we need to get a sacrifice for Morrigan from a tough fight. I mean, all animals in this world are sentient anyways, so how else do we eat here?

tippler 2022/05/19(Thu)06:31 No. 1032832 ID: eedbeb
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>Kill
I contemplate sparing the mountain lion just to piss off Morrigan and get their full attention, but that’d be unnecessarily petty. Instead I tear out the feline’s throat with my teeth.

“Well done, strong warrior.” says a deep voice.

I turn to see the top half of a wolf floating in the air, dressed with scars and heavy armor.

Now’s my chance to explain the situation with Rosie. How do I phrase things?

Lick your chops, give her a thumbs up back.

"Yo mama. Or are you? Other mother wants to know. 'parently you guys get on well in her hot sexy dreams, Anubis sez."

Silly Zealot 2022/05/19(Thu)08:23 No. 1032842 ID: ceaaf1

Don't if I can phrase it like a really lecherous she-werewolf would, but:

"Hey, there. Nice get up! We wanted to ask you, you the one who created me to share room in this pomeranian's body?"

tippler 2022/05/19(Thu)19:07 No. 1032908 ID: eedbeb
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I reciprocate the thumbs up of approval and cut straight to the chase.

“You my mom?”

Morrigan gapes at you. “Eh?”

I sigh and go into slightly more detail. “I’m kind of body sharing with a Pomeranian girl after Anubis said you guys regularly had dream sex with her. So, did you make me?”

tippler 2022/05/19(Thu)19:07 No. 1032909 ID: eedbeb
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Morrigan drifts closer and sniffs around my shoulders.

“I suppose it’s possible…You do resemble me somewhat. That said, if I was the one to plant the seed I did not mean to. Blasted Bau would be the one to blame for making us and that, er, very sexually frustrated fluffy dog breed.”

>>1032909
Alright ask how best to summon Bau.

>>1032910
Yeah pretty much this.

Bau made the other gods?

What counts is the one who did the deed! We need a new body. One with its throat not torn out.

Should we ask if Morrigan wants to see Rosie, at least to see if he recognizes her?

tippler 2022/05/20(Fri)12:00 No. 1032986 ID: eedbeb
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Morrigan seems uncomfortable with the situation. She looks around and clears her throat. “Very good job with the mountain lion, I must be off, good luck with your investigation.”

>Bau made the other gods?
No, it appears he’s partially responsible for making me. Not through fucking Rosie himself but from poking a hole in Morrigan’s metaphorical condom.

“How do I summon Bau?” I ask. The fertility god seems to be the best next target.

tippler 2022/05/20(Fri)12:01 No. 1032987 ID: eedbeb
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“In the old days they’d throw orgies in Bau’s honor, lots of wine and cheese and togas, never appealed to me personally. You could try to pray to get pregnant before sex, you have to mean it though, the guy doesn’t take kinks seriously. Uh…get horribly injured and asking for healing should work too.”

With that, the apparition disappears and I’m left to gather Milo and Jack and return to the city. We get back in the late afternoon, weary from the long trip.

I feel like I’m on to something, and I want to stay as myself for now. How do I summon Bau?

>>1032987
Get wickedly injured and ask for healing, huh? How might we best achiev-

BAU BAR BRAWL BAU BAR BRAWL BAU BAR BRAWL BAU BAR BRA

...oh wait, better idea.

BAU BAR ORGY BAU BAR ORGY BAU BAR ORGY BAU BAR OR

Find/crash a strip joint with plenty of finger food, drinks, etc, - the modern equivalent would kick the socks of any ye olde party style, alright.

The other idea is eeeh. Pregnancy seems unwise at this stage. You're not ready to settle down just yet and make Rosie and Morrigan grandmas!

kome 2022/05/20(Fri)13:55 No. 1033006 ID: 5137d4

Weaponize the internet and host a wireless hands-free jerkoff.

Orgy. Get all the guys Rosie lined up.

Let's get ourselves hurt!

Hunting time!

Hmm... do you and Rosie share the same injuries? you did get clawed in the back by the puma. You're strong, and powerful so it's just a small wound for you, but to Rosie, that must hurt like hell.
In case Rosie is greatly injured from that claw attack when she turns back, write to her about getting her injury healed by summoning Bau. But let her know about the plan b orgy

>>1032987
Time to get fat on greasy fat food drink bad booze and watch people fuck just need to do sexstuff without cumming mouth only penetration and pawjobs?

Let Baxter go beyond what a regular dom is allowed to do and just really beat the shit out of you. Then pray for healing.

tippler 2022/05/21(Sat)10:49 No. 1033097 ID: eedbeb
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>Injury Transfer?
I ask Jack for details on the transformation and he says that the swap is fairly instantaneous, which I assume means Rosie and I have separate bodies instead of horrifically morphing into each other. That means injuries won’t transfer. I’m not sure how it works, hopefully whatever we have going on makes it easy for the gods to separate us.

>Fancy Orgy
Still, I’d rather have a bunch of sex instead of getting severely injured. I’m a badass, but I’m also a sane badass.

tippler 2022/05/21(Sat)10:50 No. 1033098 ID: eedbeb
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>The Plan
Jack and his friends put together the funds to reserve a strip club for a couple hours, with plenty of finger food and a Greek theme. It takes all evening to coordinate, with the event happening tomorrow night.

When I explain this to Rosie in our shared dream, she seems supportive, but also a bit upset.

“What’s wrong?”

The white little dog sighs. “I dunno, it’s just kind of weird that you’re going to be you for the next 24 hours. I thought we agreed to 3-4 hours a day.”

>>1033098
Mm. True. But 3-4 hours is not enough time for some projects and figuring this stuff out seems important.

Well, you can do this one thing and then let her have her slob vacay. 24 hours split on 3.5 hours equals, uh... like a week, right?

You don't have to be around EVERY day after all. She can have a whole week if you have a whole day. That sounds fair enough for now.

Remember, Rosie is a horny dog. it isnt probably just about amount of time, but also her wanting to take part of the orgy.

I'd say lets let her partake in the orgy. While hunting is thorne's specialty, orgy seems like Rosie's. when the orgy begins, Thorne will summon rosie with the sex toy, and let her have fun, then we'll agree to Rosie to not summon Thorne for a certain amount of days for a break unless she wants to summon Thorne later.

Remind Rosie this is about summoning a god for answers and help us out with this predicament after all.

>>1033098
>for the next 24 hours
I don't understand. The orgy's only going to be for a couple hours, so why does Thorn have to be in control for that long?

>>1033114

Yeah, give Rosie a chance to really fuck! And if she blows her load, then Thorn gets to play again, so it works out.

tippler 2022/05/21(Sat)19:46 No. 1033189 ID: eedbeb
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“Organizing group sex with fancy nontoxic grapes and stuff takes time, I want to contribute to the mission too and you’ve been the one making all the plans.” I say. “We’ll get to switch around a bunch during the orgy, don’t worry about it.”

“Alright. I’m just, I guess, paranoid you’ll want to stay in control.” Rosie mutters in a rush.

I definitely do want to enjoy a full day of life and I tell Rosie as much.

tippler 2022/05/21(Sat)19:46 No. 1033190 ID: eedbeb
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She squeaks with alarm. “See? That’s what I’m saying! What’ll I do if you decide to never orgasm again?”

“I like sex too much and you’re on vacation, I’m not gonna trap you here or anything and by the time you need to go back to work we’ll have things figured out.” I insist.

The poor thing still seems worried, but I think I deserve a chance to properly enjoy myself. I wake up the next morning and eat everything in Rosie’s fridge.

What should I do before the main event? All reasonable suggestions will be taken.

Take a shit. You just ate a whole fridge of food.

For a less gross suggestion though, maybe go shopping? You don't have much of a wardrobe of your own, head down to the mall with Jack and try to figure out a style for yourself (or just send him to take your sizes and shop for you, because shopping sounds boring af).

Actually, maybe get Baxter to help. Jack loves Rosie, and would probably pick out clothes she would wear. Baxter, meanwhile, is a sharp dresser who has plowed your ass, not hers. He's clearly the better pick here.

Get a manicure.

I feel we should do something for Rosie, like maybe a gift or something... though if we buy her something, it'll be with her own money, so that wouldn't be a gift...

I think the only thing I can think of is to find a physical competition we excel at to compete in to earn money, like a arm wrestling competition, eating contest, dog race, or a boxing match and win a lot of money or something... hmmm...

before we decide, First and foremost, we should talk to Jack about Rosie's concerns, and how you want to make her less worried, and if he has any ideas as to how we can make Rosie feel better. As Rosie's boyfriend, he might know what to do.

Hurray! We shall get a gift for Rosie!

Uhh... You sure recreational sex will get Bau to come along? She seems rather "red-pilled" for that.

>>1033196
Hmmm we do got that puma corpse could get it stuffed or mount the head on the wall, as everything is bipedal you could quite easily get a seamless fancy furcoat made from it that fits you while open and is badass and closed for rose for fancy

tippler 2022/05/22(Sun)19:31 No. 1033287 ID: eedbeb
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>Take a shit
It’s my first one! Wow, this is really something, can’t wait to do more in the future.

>Shopping with Milo
The hunter dragged my kill all the way back from the mountains for me, how sweet. We head to his preferred game processing butcher shop so the fur can be made into a magnificent coat.

>Manicure
While the body is being processed, Milo takes me out for a claw filing and a finger soak in a warm minty bowl. I don’t really see the point, but it’s still a novel experience.

tippler 2022/05/22(Sun)19:31 No. 1033288 ID: eedbeb
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>Is recreational sex good enough for Bau?
No, but recreational sex with a Greek theme is. Nostalgia is one hell of a drug.

>Gift for Rosie
We call in Baxter for help selecting an outfit for me and a second one for Rosie.

Please give written or drawn clothing options for both parties.

A sundress for Thorn and a badass leather jacket for Rose.

>>1033289
And pink panties with a ribbon on the front for Thorn, to really seal the deal.

Corset for Rose. She's THIS close to a perfect hourglass.

I think a blazer for Thorn would work well.

>>1033288
Fur coat made from that cougar

tippler 2022/05/23(Mon)11:07 No. 1033326 ID: eedbeb
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>Fur coat
Sadly, pelts take a while to prepare. All the fat and stuff on the inside layer of the skin has to be scraped, the leather needs to be tanned, and then a tailor has to make it into clothing. I’ll get the coat in a week or so, but for now I need something for the party tonight.

>Thorn: Sundress and panties
Clothes are useless but this isn’t half bad. I admire myself in the mirror with a few twirls to show off the skirt. Can’t wait to tear this up later.

>Rosie: Leather jacket and corset
I put her clothes in a brown paper bag for later.

tippler 2022/05/23(Mon)11:07 No. 1033327 ID: eedbeb
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It’s time to head to the club. With my new clothes I’m basically unrecognizable, and the policedog we run into on the way merely tips her hat at me and calls me ‘ma’am’.

I seat myself under a fake marble column and help myself to wine and a gyro off a gold painted plastic tray. Chip the Malamute is introduced for the first time and his dick is blessedly proportional.

Recommend actions for the following bacchanal.

>>1033327
Dick sucking really doing everything dont want the party over so soon

This is Rosie"s time to shine. Attempt to summon her.

If it's between someone's legs, your mouth is making contact with it.

Fade. To. Black.

Please.

tippler 2022/05/24(Tue)06:52 No. 1033431 ID: eedbeb
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>Fade to black
Jack dims the lights until I yell at him in disapproval. I tell him curtly that I came here to suck and fuck and I’d like to see what I’m sucking and fucking thank you very much.

>Suck
I put my long, flat tongue to work licking Milo and Chip’s dicks, one held in each paw. Baxter watches from his seat on broad sofa, chiseled with gleaming, oiled fur. He looks like someone who expects to be worshipped.

tippler 2022/05/24(Tue)06:53 No. 1033432 ID: eedbeb
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>Summon Rosie
After the foreplay, I position myself so that Jack is fucking me while I jerk off his friends. This is so Rosie doesn’t get impaled if I switch while Chip is inside me.

“Ohhhh.” I come to right as Milo spills across my snout. I’m drowning in a giant yellow sundress while my boyfriend rocks into me. He politely hands me the Clitsucker 5000.

>>1033432
looks like its time for rapid switching, sort of want to find out what happens when we switch on a dick for ultimate tightness on the knot

>>1033326
also to be fair in that sundress you do look milfy

Pleasure to the fullest! Flip back and forth repeatedly while sucking and fucking until you're not even sure if you're Thorn or Rosie anymore.

tippler 2022/05/24(Tue)16:35 No. 1033480 ID: eedbeb
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The rest of the hour devolves into a blur of swapping between me and Thorn as we have raunchy sex. It’s pure satisfaction that I’ve never experienced before, deep in the ache of my cunt and the sound of panting.

We take a break to recharge and I’m feeding Jack the special non-toxic grapes when a warm light blooms above the set, forming a very soft looking dog.

tippler 2022/05/24(Tue)16:35 No. 1033481 ID: eedbeb
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I leap at the chance to explain everything to Bau, who holds me like a pup against her fluffy bosom while I talk. She asks to see Thorn, which takes a good deal more rest for my sore bits before I can manage.

“Ah, what strong offspring.” Bau circles me in her strong arms. “Have you been a good wolf, my dear?”

Nope.

No.

Absolutely not.

...attempts were made

Nnnnnnnope

We only had one rampage of course we have been good.

tippler 2022/05/24(Tue)19:30 No. 1033505 ID: eedbeb
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“Hell no.”

“Why don’t you think so?” Bau asks pleasantly.

“Uh, well I broke a window at Rosie’s favorite bar the first time I came into being and I killed someone yesterday.” I shrug. “General debauchery.”

Bau pulls me into a tight hug. “You might need some work to be a good dog, but you’re already a fine wolf. Morrigan must be very proud. I will fulfill your request for a mortal body to call your own.”

tippler 2022/05/24(Tue)19:30 No. 1033506 ID: eedbeb
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I melt into the soft, fragrant fur and close my eyes. I feel like I’m lying on a rich rug in front of the fireplace in a log cabin.

I wake up on the floor. Rosie is snoring, her big fluffy head resting on Jack’s chest.
I wake up in Jack’s embrace. I reach out to touch Thorn’s paw for the first time, wondering at the heft of each clawed finger.

We both start when Baxter cracks his neck.

“Ready for round two?” he asks.

Thanks for reading!

>>1033506
Thanks for running