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Dream Quest Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)17:17 No. 102433 ID: 6164e0

It was a long day, but now I am home, finally going to sleep. Ah..... I hope I have good dreams tonight....

SLEEP TIME

There is only one statbar in this setting, which is a sliding bar, ranging from -25 [OBLIVION] to 25 [LUCID]. The higher the value, the more you can control the dream around you, but the closer you get to a full [LUCID] value, the higher the chance you will wake up. The closer you get to [OBLIVION], the more deeply asleep you are, and the more stable the dream becomes. However, as you get closer to the maximum [OBLIVION] score, your thought processes slow, until at max value you are no longer aware enough to remember the dream. So letting the value hit either extreme ends the dream. Any action taken will raise or lower the score on the statbar.

Example to increase [LUCID]:
Dismissing a perceived danger because it is a dream, attempting to instill order to that around you. In general, attempting to alter the flow of the dream increases [LUCID].

Example to increase [OBLIVION]:
Treating that which you find in the dream as real, or otherwise going along with primal responses to stimuli. In general, following the course of a dream without attempting to alter it will increases [OBLIVION].

Starting value is 0

A massive complex housing hundreds of dirt-floored clearings with seats all about encapsulates me, a manufactured construct stretching in all directions. There is a small, relatively empty arena before me. Otherwise, I do not know where anything is.

...That's strange, I can't remember why I'm here, or who I am. But this does not bother me that much, something more pressing assaults me: I must do.... SOMETHING, though what I know not.

What should I do?
Reminder: This is a dream, and as such, it is not bound by any static rules. Choose any action you desire.

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>>	ab04d4.jpg Cherry Soft ab04d4 Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)18:21 No. 102488 ID: ab04d4 Expend Hulk Hogan points and WRESTLE points to turn into... Uh... God dammit my knowledge of popular culture and internet memes have failed me! NOOOOOoooo!

Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)18:31 No. 102496 ID: 6164e0
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>>102486
>>102488
The bear must fall, by the power of the mask I wear, and the way of the luchador!

HULK HOGAN, WRESTLING and ANTI-BEAR LUCHADOR points combine for:

LUCHATECH:

HURRICARANA HUELGA DE RELAMPAGO:
HURRICANE LIGHTNING STRIKE!

I fly through the air, locking my legs about the bear's throat as I spin faster and faster, a whirlwhind of dust forming around us. The sky above starts to roll and roar with thunder, as I heave the bear into the sky, it's form struck by lightning before fading in the distance.

I can feel the exultation, the wild cheering of the audience as I force the very world itself to help me best this bear in an appropriately wrestling-based manner.

WHAT DO?

>>	9fe93b.jpg Dusk Cream 9fe93b Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)18:33 No. 102498 ID: 9fe93b >>102496 Grow spikes! On your knees!

DREAMQUOTIENT: 7 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)18:49 No. 102519 ID: 6164e0

>>102498
My knees become spiky, covered in rending bone spurs. The crowd continues to cheer my victory as I modify my body.

[+5 LUCID]
+2 YOUCOULDPUTANEYEOUTWITHTHAT points

I can hear the revving of engines and the squeal of tires nearby... maybe I should investigate? Or I could try to find... anything, really.

WHAT DO?

>>	34470e.jpg Ice Dancer 34470e Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)18:51 No. 102522 ID: 34470e >>102519 That is your car. Do a backflip and land in the seat.

DREAMQUOTIENT: 7 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)18:55 No. 102528 ID: 6164e0
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>>102522

I backflip, landing in the seat of my sweet ride, the engine purring.

Huh. Looks like there aren't any exits here large enough for the car to fit through....

WHAT DO?

>>	9fe93b.jpg Dusk Cream 9fe93b Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)18:57 No. 102529 ID: 9fe93b >>102528 Oh look at that, they're big enough now.

>>	f44349.jpg Ribbon Water f44349 Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)18:59 No. 102532 ID: f44349 >>102528 Well thank goodness you had that JET MODE UPGRADE installed last week. Rev that baby up, we're takin this thing... TO SPACE!

DREAMQUOTIENT: 9 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)19:01 No. 102536 ID: 6164e0
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>>102529
WOW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT THEY ARE BIG ENOUGH AFTER ALL.

[+2 LUCID]

I put the pedal to the metal, and tear out of the arena, zipping down the winding road before me.

Shortly, I find this sign.

WHAT DO?

>>	9fe93b.jpg Dusk Cream 9fe93b Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)19:03 No. 102539 ID: 9fe93b >>102536 Take 'er off-road! We're goin' to Vegas!

>>	34470e.jpg Ice Dancer 34470e Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)19:06 No. 102542 ID: 34470e >>102536 Get pulled over by the police. You were going 46 MPH.

>>	b082e5.jpg Calling Blossom b082e5 Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)19:07 No. 102544 ID: b082e5 >>102536 Follow its directions, duh.

>>	f44349.jpg Ribbon Water f44349 Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)19:08 No. 102546 ID: f44349 >>102536 Obviously you have to go leftupdrightownward to get off where we need to. Duh.

>>	3297aa.jpg Ginger Island 3297aa Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)19:16 No. 102558 ID: 3297aa Drive to JUPITER!

DREAMQUOTIENT: 10 STATE: PARTLY LUCID Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)19:18 No. 102559 ID: 6164e0

>>102544
>>102546

Using my incredible mental prowess, I realize I just need to drive in five directions at once, and proceed to follow the sign's directions, making Heisenburg cry as I stay aware of all five sets of velocities and locations for myself.

[+1 OBLIVION]

>>102542
However, one of me is going too fast, and I see sirens light up, police in pursuit. I say goodbye to myself as the rest of me finally manages to pass this strange bit of road, arriving at.

[+2 LUCID]
[i]+4 Oh-my-I-must-respect-the-law points

>>102539
VEGAS

WHAT DO?

DREAMQUOTIENT: 10 STATE: PARTLY LUCID Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)19:18 No. 102560 ID: 6164e0
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>>102544
>>102546

Using my incredible mental prowess, I realize I just need to drive in five directions at once, and proceed to follow the sign's directions, making Heisenburg cry as I stay aware of all five sets of velocities and locations for myself.

[+1 OBLIVION]

>>102542
However, one of me is going too fast, and I see sirens light up, police in pursuit. I say goodbye to myself as the rest of me finally manages to pass this strange bit of road, arriving at.

[+2 LUCID]
[i]+4 Oh-my-I-must-respect-the-law points

>>102539
VEGAS

WHAT DO?

>>	9fe93b.jpg Dusk Cream 9fe93b Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)19:21 No. 102563 ID: 9fe93b >>102560 Spawn a highly successful casino from your pancreas! Open business and leave it in the hands of your loyal, doting, and attractive secretary as you live the high life!

>>	b082e5.jpg Calling Blossom b082e5 Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)19:23 No. 102567 ID: b082e5 >>102560 What else? Gamble. And cheat.

DREAMQUOTIENT: 11 STATE: PARTLY LUCID Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)19:32 No. 102573 ID: 6164e0
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>>102563
I spew forth a massive, multimillion dollar casino from my torso, complete with it's own administrative secretary to run it. Sadly, I did not anchor it to the ground, and it floats away. I could try to force it back to the ground, but that could be difficult.... or not, I don't really know.

[+2 LUCID]

>>102567
Yes, gambling, a way to make easy money if you win. And if you cheat, you win more. Sounds like a plan. I enter the nearest casino, and am bombarded with a plethora of sights and sounds, games underway everywhere I look. ~~WHERE ARE YOU SACK OF FLESH, I WILL FIND YOU~~

[+3 OBLIVION]

Hm. What kind of game should I play? And how should I cheat, exactly?

>>	9fe93b.jpg Dusk Cream 9fe93b Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)19:35 No. 102577 ID: 9fe93b >>102573 Play Russian Roulette, and cheat by turning the bullets into adorable kittens!

>>	b082e5.jpg Calling Blossom b082e5 Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)19:40 No. 102581 ID: b082e5 >>102573 Play Blackjack, and just remember where all the cards are.

>>	b71223.jpg Gold Powder b71223 Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)19:56 No. 102601 ID: b71223 play poker, use the heart of the cards

DREAMQUOTIENT: 9 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)21:15 No. 102651 ID: 6164e0
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>>102577
After a few rounds of no fatalities, and instead the 'loser' getting a kitten in the face, the game stops being so serious, as people line up in the hopes of getting a kitty. KITTY!

>>102601
>>102581
Oh, ITS ON

I GOT SO MUCH CARD HEARTS, RIGHT HERE

LETS WIN SOME MONEY!

...Wait, which game-playing, heart-of-cards type are you, anyway?

>>	b71223.jpg Gold Powder b71223 Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)21:42 No. 102664 ID: b71223 >>102651 were the one with all the elemetal heros in the school... or were we the one with the motorcycle... screw it were the on with the puzzle.

Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)22:06 No. 102676 ID: 6164e0
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>>102664
Right, of course, how could I be anyone but the main character?

I sit down at the blackjack table, but the moment I get my first card, a pair of magicians jump out, flying around and doing magic, for some reason. The other players throw their money at me to avoid a painful death.

...Huh. That was easier than I-

"SO, IT'S A CARD BATTLE YOU WANT, HUH?"

>>	6164e0.jpg Spirit Circles 6164e0 DREAMQUOTIENT: 9 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)22:06 No. 102678 ID: 6164e0 File 126232599351.jpg - (290.21KB , 1280x1024 , MOTHERFUCKING KAIBA.jpg ) OH OH ITS THIS DOUCHEBAG WHAT DO?

>>	34470e.jpg Ice Dancer 34470e Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)22:07 No. 102680 ID: 34470e >>102678 Accept his challenge with GUSTO!

DREAMQUOTIENT: 6 Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)22:13 No. 102682 ID: 6164e0
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>>102680
OH FUCK YES KAIBA, YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M GONNA WIPE THAT SHIT-EATING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE.

I pose dramatically as I accept the duel, explosions going off in the background as hundreds of Elvises provide heavy metal background music for the fight.

[+3 OBLIVION]

Okay, that rich asshole threw down one of those stupid dragons. Hate that bastard, owns the only three in the world, TORE UP THE LAST, WHICH BELONGED TO MY GRANDPA. FUCK THIS GUY.

WHAT CARDS SHOULD I TRY TO DRAW?

>>	34470e.jpg Ice Dancer 34470e Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)22:14 No. 102683 ID: 34470e >>102682 Draw all 5 exodia cards!

>>	9fe93b.jpg Dusk Cream 9fe93b Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)22:18 No. 102684 ID: 9fe93b >>102682 Eat him! Like a mantis eats her mate! Make sure you grow mandibles first, and don't forget the puffin suit!

>>	697b23.jpg Gold Night 697b23 Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2009/12/31(Thu)22:21 No. 102685 ID: 697b23 >>102682 Draw Kuriboh! Smother him in your hairy balls!

>>	3297aa.jpg Ginger Island 3297aa Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)22:38 No. 102692 ID: 3297aa >>102682 Draw FOUR HUNDRED KURIBOHS, FOUR HUNDRED KURIBOHS!

DREAMQUOTIENT: 10 STATE: PARTLY LUCID Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)22:38 No. 102693 ID: 6164e0
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>>102683
FUCK YOU MAN

BY THE HEART OF THE CARDS, YOU ARE A DICK KAIBA!

EXODIA UP IN HERE

[+6 LUCID]

Kaiba looks at me, likely beginning to question how I managed to make 1 card become 5.

>>102684
So then I eat him, my mandibles (wait, I have mandibles?) preventing his escape as I fastidiously keep my puffin suit pristine, perfectly spotless.

[+2 OBLIVION]

Yeah, let's see you be a smug bastard now.

Oh wait, you can't, I ate you.

Douche.

Ok, so, I've made Russian roulette now dispense kittens, changing the predominate audience to small children and old single women, and I ate that motherfucker Kaiba. Hm, I seem to have MONIES now.

WHAT DO?

>>	34470e.jpg Ice Dancer 34470e Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)22:41 No. 102694 ID: 34470e >>102693 Wait, why did all your money just change into an epic guitar?

>>	3297aa.jpg Ginger Island 3297aa Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)22:45 No. 102695 ID: 3297aa >>102694 This is an excellent question that demands thorough investigation.

>>	9fe93b.jpg Dusk Cream 9fe93b Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)22:45 No. 102696 ID: 9fe93b >>102694 It's made entirely out of Rocktonium, the single element with more lasers, fancy outfits, guitars, fire, and rocking out than any other.

Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)22:52 No. 102702 ID: 6164e0
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>>102694
>>102695
>>102696
WHOA, MONIES CHANGED INTO GUITARS!?

AWESOME

JAWESOME, EVEN

Sweet, the MONIES turned into TWO guitars, badass.

Strange, I feel like ninja are watching me now, an-

>>	6164e0.jpg Spirit Circles 6164e0 DREAMQUOTIENT: 10 STATE: PARTLY LUCID Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)22:53 No. 102704 ID: 6164e0 File 126232879351.jpg - (47.93KB , 600x375 , NIJA GUITAR FIGHT.jpg ) GUITAR WIELDING NINJAS APPEAR OH GOD, WHAT DO I DO?

>>	34470e.jpg Ice Dancer 34470e Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)22:53 No. 102705 ID: 34470e >>102704 ROCK BATTLE!

>>	a64482.jpg Diamond Day a64482 GL12!JQq0cR/.GM 2009/12/31(Thu)22:54 No. 102706 ID: a64482 >>102705 In Japanese, which you somehow now know.

>>	b082e5.jpg Calling Blossom b082e5 Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)22:54 No. 102707 ID: b082e5 >>102704 YOU MUST FIGHT THEM WITH YOUR MUSIC NINJITSU! AXE-FU GOOOOOOOOO

>>	9fe93b.jpg Dusk Cream 9fe93b Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)22:55 No. 102708 ID: 9fe93b >>102704 They're your brothers in arms, of course! Team up and kick ass! Why did you think you were wearing that ninja outfit?

>>	a64482.jpg Diamond Day a64482 GL12!JQq0cR/.GM 2009/12/31(Thu)22:57 No. 102709 ID: a64482 >>102708 To remind you who your mortal enemies are, of course. Dreamlogic.

DREAMQUOTIENT CANCELLED: INTERRUPTED BY ROCKNINJAS WAR AGAINST DREAMLOGIC Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2009/12/31(Thu)23:09 No. 102720 ID: 6164e0
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>>102705
>>102706
>>102707
I start jamming out on both guitars AT THE SAME TIME, because I apparently can.

For some reason, my voice sounds like Norio Wakamoto and Morgan Freeman mixed their vocal chords together.

I rock so hard, a wall of metal and awesome become tangible, and starts to pulse outward from me. I literally rock out at them, imbuing their forms with the power of:

DOUBLE GUITAR NORIO FREEMAN RIFF POWERS ACTIVATE

>>102708
>>102709
...No, the ninjas aren't my enemy, after all, I'm one too, aren't I? With this realization, I see the out-rocked ninjas smile knowingly through their masks, as we prepare to face the true threat the Rockninjas exist to battle: DREAMLOGIC

WHAT DO?

>>	3297aa.jpg Ginger Island 3297aa Suggestion 2009/12/31(Thu)23:11 No. 102721 ID: 3297aa Uh oh. BRACE FOR METAGAME

>>	6faa8c.jpg Coconut Bee 6faa8c How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/12/31(Thu)23:12 No. 102722 ID: 6faa8c >>102720 CONTINUE TO ROCK OUT ON YOUR AWESOME PORTABLE STAGE WITH A NINJA BAND.

>>	a64482.jpg Diamond Day a64482 GL12!JQq0cR/.GM 2009/12/31(Thu)23:44 No. 102749 ID: a64482 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDn2lbIltHM Perform an kick ass solo, then use your other guitar for vocals. Ninjas are back up "singers"

>>	a64482.jpg Diamond Day a64482 GL12!JQq0cR/.GM 2009/12/31(Thu)23:47 No. 102751 ID: a64482 >>102749 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9D-kUEp03c better vid.

ROCK NINJAS ATTACK SYDNEY Bob!t/UKid4z5s 2010/01/01(Fri)00:00 No. 102758 ID: 6164e0

>>102721
>>102722
HOLY FUCK, OUR PORTABLE STAGE CAN FLY

OH GOD THIS IS AWESOME.

WAIT WHY ARE WE IN SYDNEY

FUCK IT WHO CARES, ROCK OUT

As our bodacious and most righteous tunes doth flood the air, and our incredible coolness causes spontaneous pyrotechnics about our flying platform above Sydney, I feel content.

I fought gun wielding K.I.S.S pandas as a pantless wrestler.
I heaved a grizzly bear made up of the fuse K.I.S.S. pandas into a thunderstorm with a throw that caused a hurricane as a Luchadore.
I back-flipped into an awesome car, and drove it in five different directions (one of me got caught by a cop)
I traveled to Vegas, where I made Russian Roulette the favorite game of small children by making the bullets into adorable kittens.
I turned gambling into a card duel with Seito Kaiba, and after besting him by drawing Exodia on the first round, I ate him.
I turned money into guitars, and formed a rock ninja army while serenaded by hundreds of Elvises.

I....

Don't know what else I should do. I guess.....

DREAM END

SCORE:
UNAVAILABLE DUE TO ROCK NINJA ATTACK

DREAM COMPLETE

>>	3297aa.jpg Ginger Island 3297aa Suggestion 2010/01/01(Fri)00:41 No. 102788 ID: 3297aa File 126233528436.png - (365.73KB , 640x480 , rock on.png ) There is only one thing left to do.

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