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Purple Dream Sugar
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>can ricardo just throw self-absorbed badvibe wifebot out of a window or does he respect women too much, even ones that do not know what healthy emotional boundaries are, and are also made out of metal
“hey ricardo,” i say.
“huh,” says ricardo, who has not yet found the kitchen, because he doesn’t really want to open any closed doors in case one of them leads to something sensitive like a bedroom or a bathroom or something
“can you just throw this robowife out of a window for me?”
“your flat doesn’t really have any windows,” says ricardo. “you live like halfway underground or something. i guess i could put her on the patio but that’s still kind of in the house.”
uuuuuuuugh. “like, i’m asking if you can basically destroy her, physically,” i clarify.
“uhhhhhhhhhh,” says ricardo. “i don’t know. it’s. i feel weird, because…”
“don’t say ‘because she’s a woman,’” i warn him.
ricardo shifts uncomfortably. “it’s. just. i’ve been raised… a certain way, and—”
“women are so violent. i have written you having your ass handed to you by unbelievably violent women,” i remind him. “you have, like, really been injured by women. canonically it’s fine for you to get in fights with women.”
“mmmmmmmmmmmmm,” says ricardo.
WHATEVER. GOD. THIS IS WHY I DON’T USUALLY WRITE CHARACTERS LIKE THIS
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