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102122 No. 102122 ID: 40dc56

"hm...It's been a while, hasn't it?"
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No. 102124 ID: 66e906

Who are you?
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No. 102125 ID: cf68aa

>>102122
Been a while since....?
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No. 102126 ID: 426169

Did you run a D&D game one time?
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No. 102128 ID: 697b23

Were you the guy who made a body for us and much cross-dressing and violent antics ensued?
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No. 102129 ID: 426169

Are you related to anyone who's into incest?
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No. 102130 ID: 40dc56
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102130

>>102124
>>102125
>>102126
You don't remember since the incident do you? When project 0-13 destroyed your body?
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No. 102131 ID: cf68aa

>>102130

Refresh my memory..
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No. 102132 ID: 66e906

I slept through it. Please, elaborate.
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No. 102135 ID: 6faa8c

>>102130
!!!

You're the one who made us a body! I remember you!
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No. 102138 ID: 40dc56
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102138

>>102131
>>102132
Shortly after I made your body you must have stumbled into my genetics experimenting laboratory, where you engaged project 0-13 or "Aaron" and he destroyed your body without much of a fight.

Shortly after he destroyed the orb, luckily a RODRICK unit was on hand to find every last shard and repaired it.
>>102135
Ah! You seem to be remembering it now! Yes I was him.
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No. 102141 ID: a64482

Orb... the orb of infinite psyche?
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No. 102143 ID: 697b23

>>102138
What? Hello? I said that up here >>102128

Sheesh...

Anyway, that wasn't exactly a pleasant memory for us. Why'd you go through the trouble of bringing it back up?
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No. 102144 ID: 476456

did he save our hat
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No. 102152 ID: 40dc56
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102152

>>102143
My apologies, it seems that sometimes only certain voices go through the orb if enough of them come to a similar action or statement. The way you seem to work looks like plurality rules above all else.
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No. 102157 ID: 697b23

>>102152
Well, your... um... 'visual representation' sure has improved on this end of the connection since last time we communicated. Have you done any upgrades we should know about?
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No. 102161 ID: 3b87aa
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102161

Yesssss....but do YOU remember?
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No. 102167 ID: 40dc56
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102167

>>102161
Hehe..that's a little odd that you can bring up things that are in my memory...that's very interesting and a tad unsettling.
>>102157
As for this "visual representation" you speak of I am unsure, perhaps a side effect of basically being rebuilt from a bunch of glass shards.

Well now that you are back and in action, I suppose, what is the first thing you'd like to do?
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No. 102170 ID: cf68aa

>>102167

>EATfOOD!
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No. 102175 ID: 6faa8c

>>102167
I'd like a new body, first off.

And I'd like to see the dead one of the bastard who offed the first!
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No. 102179 ID: 3b87aa
File 126225633191.jpg - (26.49KB , 802x303 , mechanical caek.jpg )
102179

Take inspiration from this man.

NOSTALGIA BOMB
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No. 102190 ID: 40dc56
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102190

>>102175
Yes, that's a good idea! What kind of body would you like?

And unfortunately Aaron is still somewhere on the loose in the manor, probably along with all the other projects.
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No. 102194 ID: 6faa8c

>>102190
Something to kick ass with! Like that one fellow Mordre!
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No. 102212 ID: 445c48

>>102190
We wish to be the little girl.
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No. 102214 ID: a64482

>>102212
I lend whatever weight I have as a voice to this.
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No. 102218 ID: c2c011

>>102212
Only if we can be one lean mean rape machine of a little girl.
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No. 102219 ID: 30e48e

>>102218
... with mean left hook!
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No. 102222 ID: 59c190

who is also bristling with blades and guns and pure RAGE.
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No. 102226 ID: 6834bc

>>102190
You're a genius, right? Could you build a robotic shell/body for us that can 'shapeshift', or change its appearance and limbs at will?
Like, say, if we wanted to have a blade instead of a hand, the bits that make up our hand reshape into a blade. Or if we wanted to look like a little girl, the body would reshape itself as such.

If you can build something like that, that would be an easy way to make everyone happy.

Regardless of what you build, though, I'm thinking maybe we should go a different route with the placement of ourselves. In plain view on the forehead didn't seem to work too well last time. Maybe embedded in the chest behind some thick plating, or in some weird-ass location nobody would expect, like the right arm.
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No. 102232 ID: a64482

>>102226
In the foot. The left foot, inside a special pouch to protect us. Also, give the body a routine to automatically recognize and protect us/our pouch in the event that control is lost.
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No. 102287 ID: 6164e0

>>102190
How about a little girl style robot with an entire arsenal hidden inside?

Like, some sort of stealth loli iron man?

Could you do something like that?
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No. 102292 ID: fb839e

The lolibot shall be us, oh sexy master.
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No. 102294 ID: b082e5

>>102190
We need more power. The body we had before went down with just one strike. Better armor is a must.
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No. 102297 ID: 697b23

>>102292
Seconding (more like tenthing) lolibot.

Also let's not put the orb right in the center of the torso like the weakspot of a boss in a video game... put it lower down. :3
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No. 102316 ID: 3b87aa

The right hand must transform into an arm cannon.

I'll scuttle off to work on my main, never-before-seen quest now.
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No. 102333 ID: 488063

>>102297
In the middle of the hips would work, yes.
I vote we replace some of the guns with choppy, as well.
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No. 104170 ID: 40dc56
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104170

Some kind of...loli battle machine? Sure I can make you that.

I'd like you to meet Bridget 2.0

Does this look good? Any changes at all? Speak now before I build it.
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No. 104173 ID: 6faa8c

>>104170
Just that we be anatomically correct.
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No. 104181 ID: a64482

>>104173
>>anatomically correct

>>104170
>>Bridget 2.0
>>Bridget

Uhm...
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No. 104191 ID: c2c011

>>104170
I just see tools for killing pedos there, not enough rape tools. We need some more stuff for that, like maybe mechanical tentacles that sprout from the crotch area.
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No. 104192 ID: 632862

>>104170
Get rid of the pigtails and you've got a deal.
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No. 104200 ID: 12fc66

>>104170
I want longer hair. And can we get some colour other than green? And darker skin!
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No. 104225 ID: 51d0f5

Couldn't we be legal instead?
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No. 104227 ID: 697b23

>>104170
Yeah, longer hair would be nice. Although if we are going for pigtails they should be rotor-spinning-sawblade-pigtails of doom.

Also don't forget flare compensation for the eyes, and augmented hearing: subsonic, supersonic, select sound filters, and spatial recognizer.

Oh and let's not do some sort of C'thulhu crotch... That'd just be awkward...
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No. 104229 ID: c2c011

>>104227
Fine, no Cthulhu crotch. But I still say we need more dual purpose restrainers that can be used for all kinds of rapey shennanigans.
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No. 104238 ID: 697b23

>>104229
And giant dildo attachments for the hands. Like, in case the minigun isn't enough...
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No. 104241 ID: a64482

I WANT A PONY.

I kid. Probably. Anyway I want a radio uplink to you. Can we also get terminator style super strength? Or perhaps just alot of speed and maneuverability?

I vote for blue hair.
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No. 104252 ID: de89f3

That hair isn't nearly pink enough.

Bridget 2.0, aye? Tell us... where exactly in the hip is our orb? Maybe we should do some comparisons to a living, breathing human... take of your pants, oh sexy master... lets see what happens when orbs touch.
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No. 104253 ID: a64482

>>104252

/quest/ - it's not gay unless orbs are touching.
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No. 104257 ID: 697b23

>>104253
Were you even here for the first part?

Methinks not. Otherwise you wouldn't be implicating that there's any chance that /quest/ isn't gay...
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No. 104258 ID: a64482

>>104257
No, no I wasn't. However, I do intend to read the archive. Tomorrow.

And I wasn't implying it wasn't gay, so much as referencing an old meme. I'm fairly certain it's probably pretty damn gay.
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No. 104259 ID: 697b23

>>104258
It's so flaming we burned the plot down... and a theater in the process.

It's definitely worth a read though, if for no other reason to see the particular approach this quest takes on accepting reader suggestions. Also the art has vastly improved since last time.

... suspiciously so. >_>
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No. 104265 ID: a64482

>>104259
That was awesome.

Cam, when does the crossdressing start?
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No. 104266 ID: af3e6d

>>104265
>Bridget 2.0
Yeaaaaaah...
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No. 104272 ID: 488063

>>104170
A giant cannon in the chest.
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No. 104314 ID: 5a9e00

>>104272
twinlink that, oh sexy master.
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No. 104325 ID: 697b23

>>104272
Concealable, of course. :3
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No. 104471 ID: 40dc56
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104471

Okay I tried to satisfy most of everybody's requests. Everything look good?

And as for the name it's what you named the last model remember? Do you want to change the name?
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No. 104474 ID: 34470e

>>104471
Can we have Konata-shaped eyes?
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No. 104476 ID: 01498e

>>104471

Y'know, if we upgrade her to something older than 12, she could carry more weaponry and awesome stuff.
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No. 104477 ID: 6d32fc

What? The shoes cannot be thrown as seeking razor-sharp boomerangs?

Also, I vote the heels tips of our shoes should shoot out on thin high-tension cables so we can use them as grappling hooks.

Dress and hair should transform into stabilizing fins for flight with out rocket boosters.
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No. 104478 ID: 51d0f5

Looks like she can already carry an arbitrary number of weapons and features.

I wonder if anything's being sacrificed. Battery life, for instance.

I still say we should get a legal age frame on principle, though.
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No. 104492 ID: 632862

Maybe she's taller than she looks, and is just flat chested. If that's true, then I think the form is good.
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No. 104493 ID: 697b23

>>104478
You already said that. And we already got about eight or nine votes to be a lolibot.

>>104471
Looks good to me! Stamp o' Approval!
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No. 104497 ID: a84f09

>>104478
>I still say we should get a legal age frame on principle, though.
I wish I still had that .gif of a woman defending herself from her assailants by cutting off their heads with jets of breast milk.
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No. 104500 ID: 697b23

>>104497
But alas, we cannot all get what we want.

Le sigh~
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No. 104505 ID: 5d5878

There's no reason this can't be of legal age or at least damn close to it. It already has the Konata hair.
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No. 104507 ID: 488063
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104507

>>104497
>>104500
HAVE AT THEE, CRUEL FATE!
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No. 104511 ID: 6d32fc

>>104507
I was thinking of this image earlier today...
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No. 104515 ID: a84f09
File 126256464624.jpg - (8.75KB , 250x250 , 15378.jpg )
104515

>>104500
Oh yeah, like it's impossible to be young and attractive and have tits all at once.

>>104507
Tha's what I'm talkin' about!
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No. 104517 ID: 697b23

>>104507
As epic win as that is, let's not include it...

>>104505
>>104478
You're both retarded because the robot's going to be 0 years old when it's made. It's not an organic being that needs to be grown for 18 years before suddenly extra-curricular activities are a-ok, it's made from synthetic, hyper-realistic parts that can be manufactured. What the hell does the age matter?
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No. 104518 ID: 445c48

I'm voting for a shirt/Hoodie+skirt combo instead of a dress.
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No. 104520 ID: 40dc56
File 126256493465.png - (32.67KB , 803x790 , 9.png )
104520

Oh quit your squabbling I can make you an ID if it really means that much to you.

All done by the way! Go ahead and try it out!

>Gained control of Bridget 2.0!
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No. 104521 ID: 6faa8c

>>104517
Not to mention the orb itself is like a bajillion years old itself.
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No. 104522 ID: 445c48

>>104520
>Remove shirt
>Remove undergarments
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No. 104523 ID: 5d5878

>>104520
Test voice. Yell "DICKS"
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No. 104524 ID: f21281

>>104520
Check groin. See if we're fully functional.
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No. 104525 ID: 697b23

>>104524
Sure, science first. But let's say "Initiating diagnostics." first to announce our intentions.
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No. 104526 ID: 445c48

>>104525
This, then everything else.
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No. 104536 ID: 01498e

Check for ay sort of limiters, such as manual overrides and Asimov circuits.
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No. 104537 ID: 40dc56
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104537

"Initiating diagnostics."

"Testing voice: DICKS"

"Checking groin"

You do not see the orb, it must be inside your body. Everything is functioning as it should. It is a little cold now though.

>"Everything all good? We can test out your weapons after you put some clothes back on."
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No. 104538 ID: 6faa8c

>>104520
Hug master! Hug hug hug!
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No. 104539 ID: 697b23

>>104538
Seconding hug! We must test coordination. :3
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No. 104541 ID: 488063

>>104538
While thanking him profusely.
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No. 104620 ID: 5ba271

>>104537
Pin him down and have sex with him.

Do not break eye contact.
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No. 104623 ID: 4ce1b0

>>104537
Observe ourselves before re-clothing. Let's see what we got.
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No. 104625 ID: 8ce2bf

>>104537
How many inches are we sporting?
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No. 104632 ID: 6d32fc

Honestly though, what were you thinking building us a body! Horrible idea really.
I second hugging.
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No. 104646 ID: 6faa8c

>>104623
this too
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No. 104658 ID: 40dc56
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104658

You hug him tightly. He blushes furiously.

"thank yoooooou"
>"Oh uh hehehe..you're uh welcome. Maybe you should put some clothes on?"
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No. 104665 ID: 632862

>>104658
Yeah I guess, probably.
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No. 104668 ID: 6faa8c

>>104658
I don't see why.
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No. 104674 ID: 445c48

>>104658
"Hey how about no"
Continue huggan
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No. 104698 ID: 5d5878

>>104658
Blushing? It's like you haven't used this ability to make countless sex bots before.
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No. 104717 ID: 5a9e00

BEGIN THE RUBBING!
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No. 104745 ID: a64482

Master, do girls disgust you? *puppy eyes*
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No. 104785 ID: 3b87aa

Alright. We'll put our rape pants on.
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No. 104831 ID: f373c2

No, let's put our clothes back on now. We wouldn't want to make our master uncomfortable.
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No. 104833 ID: c2c011

>>104831
We're the orb. When was the last time we didn't want to make our master uncomfortable?

I say tease him to get him going and then in a move of ultimate dickishness we just up and stop. Put on boyclothes and then go out to play.
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No. 104882 ID: a64482

>>104833
Also inquire about strapons. We're into pegging, aren't we?
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No. 104884 ID: 6419d1

oh FFS. we could be the next solid snake, with a swiss dagger for a body and you guys do this.

get schoolgirl outfit, dont make a move on him. we dont even know if he likes lolis.
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No. 104885 ID: a64482

>>104884
>>he likes

We do we care, exactly? He's male. He'll respond no matter what if we do it properly. Even if he's crying and repressing at the time.
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No. 104886 ID: c2c011

>>104884
It's not about what he likes, it's about what we like. And we're giant dicks... why didn't we get the "Can transform into a giant phallus" option installed?
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No. 104887 ID: 6419d1

>>104885
i read what you wrote, but all i understand is RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE.

the guy made us. let us not give him a fetish that will get him burly friends in prison.

also little girls in RPGs should be creepy, not sexy.
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No. 104889 ID: 224984

I like this new art style. Good job, man.
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No. 104894 ID: 488063

>>104658
Rub up against him a little more, then dance off for clothes and maybe bat an eyelash at him.
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No. 104901 ID: d512c1

>>104894
>Dance off

Show him our moves.
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No. 104917 ID: a64482

>>104887
>> creepy, not sexy

You speak as though these things are incompatible. I'd post a picture, but I'm unsure of the rules and community standards here with regards to that.
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No. 104940 ID: 697b23

>>104917
See
>>104507

Also no rape, just continued taunting. Then getting dressed. Having a little fun is cool but we still have guns to test. MOAR DAKKA
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No. 105004 ID: 5ba271

lick his cheek
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No. 105007 ID: 40dc56
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105007

"Aww what's the matter, Master? Do girls disgust you?"

You continue hugging him.

>"W-well no not at all it's just that uh...there's been something I've been meaning to tell you.."
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No. 105010 ID: 6faa8c

>>105007
OH SHIT.

YOU GOT A GIRL, DIDN'T YOU.

DIDN'T YOU!?
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No. 105012 ID: 697b23

>>105007
Stand back. Look nervously expectant.
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No. 105013 ID: c2c011

>>105007
Interupt him with more inappropriate teasing. Get him hot and bothered and then get of him and dress up like a boy. Then we will go to the park and pull the reverse trap on pedos.
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No. 105019 ID: 5d5878

>>105007
...WE'RE ADOPTED?!
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No. 105020 ID: b091b3

>>105012
Seconded.
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No. 105045 ID: 40dc56
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105045

You step back.

>"I'm uh..seeing someone right now."
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No. 105046 ID: 34470e

>>105045
...You do know that we can kill you pretty easily right now.
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No. 105049 ID: 059c31

>>105045
Ouch...
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No. 105050 ID: 6faa8c

>>105045
Three way! Everything can be solved with three way! Master sandwich! :3c
>>
No. 105051 ID: e75a2f

Play 'Big Sister - Little Sister'.

Everybody wins.
>>
No. 105052 ID: 889351

Enough sex mode, let's go blow shit up.
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No. 105053 ID: a64482

>>105045
You... you bastard.

"It's that little slut the green marble isn't it? ISN'T IT? "

Well I say we grab that fucking marble right off his goddamned neck!
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No. 105054 ID: c0f3bf

Is she not into three-ways?
>>
No. 105055 ID: 5ba271

Take aim
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No. 105073 ID: 1afd58

>>105045
Well you can see us on the side. We'll be yours forever, and not ask for anything in return~ so loyal~
>>
No. 105075 ID: a64482

>>105073
Fuck you. I say we ram that slutty jade marble right up his ever lovin' ass and burn down his house.
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No. 105076 ID: 488063

>>105045
Massive little-girl eyes.
Threaten to cry.
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No. 105080 ID: 445c48

"How about a threesome?"
If answer is no, do >>105076
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No. 105081 ID: 632862

Well, okay! I guess what we had was nice before, but not everything can work out the way we want it to.

How long exactly has it been since we got destroyed?
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No. 105084 ID: b00d07

This calls for emergency proceedures. Let loose the mind controlling tears!
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No. 105102 ID: 0a59ea

forget the damm sex with lolis. altho making a jade dick does sound hilarious for pegging. anyway i bet his loveinterest is human.

ask for a tazer gun, a camouflage suit and lets investigate the outside.
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No. 105114 ID: b036a4

>>105081
This.

Let's not go tsundere guys. He gave us a body, he doesn't have to love us. We can have crazy awesome adventures now without worrying about the awkward romance stuff.
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No. 105140 ID: 40dc56
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105140

"b-but I.." You begin tearing up.

He gets down to your eye level.

>"Shhh shhh it's okay I promise I'll-"

>"Hey caaaammyyyy~ You in heeeeere?"
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No. 105143 ID: 40dc56
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105143

>>105140

>"Oh there you are! Who's your friend, and why doesn't she have any clothes on? You building robots again? She's very cute."

>"Hehe yeah...Christine, I'd like you to meet Bridget 2.0"
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No. 105146 ID: 8e2e01

RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
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No. 105150 ID: 632862

>>105143
Hello! We're not really a robot, exactly! We're a magical artifact, controlling this artificial body!
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No. 105151 ID: 445c48

>>105143
Hug her.
Also, shout ass and grab her ass.
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No. 105152 ID: 7b807e

Grab the marble and grind it into powder with teeth.

Say hi courteously.
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No. 105158 ID: 34470e

>>105143
Back off bitch! He's ours!
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No. 105164 ID: c0f3bf

Glomp her. We have perfected the art of aggressive tackle hugs.
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No. 105168 ID: 6faa8c

WE SHALL REMAIN NAKED THE WHOLE QUEST.

Also, tackle yon lady.
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No. 105173 ID: 0a59ea

invite for trheesome.

ask for strap-on.
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No. 105181 ID: 5d5878

>>105143
Target Acquired. Commencing live fire test.

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No. 105187 ID: b036a4

I guess I'm the only one who wants to be sane and not kill/threaten either of them.

Ah well, I'm not taking responsibility for how lame this quest gets as a result of stupid actions.
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No. 105188 ID: aecea2

Hello, hugs, inappropriate behaviour.
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No. 105189 ID: 059c31

Hug her too.. and introduce self.
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No. 105205 ID: 5a9e00

Go all girlish and attempt to get on her good side.

We'll use this to betray her later for stealing sexy master cam away from us.

Also, tell cam that we need to talk later because last i checked we were totally going out together, weren't we?
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No. 105209 ID: 488063

>>105143
Produce cigar from hammerspace.
Refer to Christine exclusively as 'Dame'.
Make the location of a fedora top priority.
>>
No. 105210 ID: 445c48

>>105205
To be fair, we kind of died. Even marriage is off at death. Clearly, threesomes.
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No. 105218 ID: 40dc56
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105218

You hug her. She's warm.

"Hi I'm Bridget~"

>"Awww..She's so cuuuute~ Can we adopt her? You be the dad, I be the mom. Does that sound good to you, Bridget?"
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No. 105222 ID: f21281

>>105218
We'd prefer a Triad relationship.

Then give her ass a squeeze. And grin.
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No. 105223 ID: 445c48

>>105218
"That would be great!"

We can work in wincest later. This quest is seriously failing to meet the wincest quota.

Also, grab her ass.
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No. 105225 ID: ab1614

>>105218
I like this idea.

"mom I blew up a factory sorry"

"don't worry dear it's puberty"

"okay yay"
>>
No. 105229 ID: 5a9e00

>>105225
Robot puberty.

Point out that we're technically much older than her, so how about we be the mom.
>>
No. 105231 ID: 059c31

>>105229
Let's not point that out... easier to work of our mistakes if we don't point out that we are who knows how old/some kind of pan-dimesional gribbly.
>>
No. 105238 ID: 445c48

>>105231
Agreed. Let's just pretend to be a lolibot right now. A perverted mischievous lolibot. Less Rip and Tear Violence and more subtle dickery.
>>
No. 105241 ID: 40dc56
File 126266753020.png - (17.45KB , 679x625 , 17.png )
105241

"That'd be great"

You grab her ass. She holds you tighter from surprise.

>"Oh! Hehehe...uh that's great! Let's go get you some better clothes, and then we can have some fun!"

>END RADQUEST 2 PROLOGUE
>>
No. 105244 ID: 5a9e00

Pose as a team, cause shit just got real
>>
No. 105496 ID: c2c011

>>105241
Get boy clothes FFS! Why did we build in restrainers if we can't go reverse trap hunting pedos in the park? Imagine the fame and... well epic fucking trolling we can do. We're gonna make pedos run away in fear from small lolis!
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No. 105508 ID: 445c48

>>105496
We got it for better hugs. No, I don't know.

Our hair is too long for reverse traps.
>>
No. 105509 ID: c2c011

>>105508
Not in this day and age it isn't. We can always put it in the Legolas hairstyle and pretend that we're playing an elf. A tender little 12 year old elf with somewhat effeminete features. And one that is actually hundreds of years old so it's totally ok.

I mean can you not see the image in your head. A pedo running, crying, screaming. He's screaming for someone to please stop those little girls from hunting him. Such epic fucking trolling that would be.
>>
No. 105518 ID: 8dc9d5

>>105509
So a tender little elf who looks twelve.
>>
No. 105663 ID: 40dc56
File 126273017278.png - (20.48KB , 827x758 , 18.png )
105663

It's morning.
>>
No. 105664 ID: c2c011

>>105663
We get up and put on boy clothes. It's time to go pedo hunting. We shall become a super hero for the LULZ!
>>
No. 105668 ID: 7b807e

READ NOTE

HUG RODRICK
>>
No. 105671 ID: 632862

>>105663
READ NOTE
HUG PILLOW
>>
No. 105673 ID: 5d5878

>>105664
I concur. We shall be a force to be reckoned with, at least for a while to forget about Cam's bitch.
>>
No. 105686 ID: c2c011

>>105680
Just because it's creepy is no reason not to. Just imagine the trolling we can get away with as a recognized super hero. And we're a loli bot with super powers, how can we not do it? It will be fucking epic.
>>
No. 105688 ID: 445c48

Shout Dicks. Read note. Prepare for wincest with adopted parents.
>>
No. 105689 ID: 889351

It's better to dick with strangers, then we can be more cruel.
>>
No. 105714 ID: fa4818

sneak into mommy and daddy's room and wake em up

hopefully they are not doing anything
>>
No. 105790 ID: 40dc56
File 126273436928.png - (24.27KB , 827x758 , 19.png )
105790

"DICKS"

You look at the note.

>>105714
You don't have a room yet, you slept in your parent's bed.

>"KZZZZT GOOD MORNING MISS BRIDGET. MAY I GET YOU ANYTHING?"
>>
No. 105793 ID: c2c011

>>105790
Do we even eat?

Oh what the hell. Get some of daddies old non crossdressing clothes that we can use for crossdressing and then go down and talk with our parents. Tell them that we wanna go to the park, and get a legolas or other elfish hairdo.
>>
No. 105795 ID: 072fe4

>>105790
Clothes. We need clothes.


Also guys remember that we need to test our weapons first before heading out to fight pedophiles. So let's not get ahead of ourselves.
>>
No. 105804 ID: c2c011

>>105795
We can shoot up a couple of fucking trees on the way to the park. Fucking Trees! They piss me off with their photosynthesis and shit! They think they can just stand there and release oxygen?! Well fucking think again! God damn fucking trees.
>>
No. 105810 ID: 072fe4

>>105804
Aaaaaalright. Stupidity aside, that's not a very efficient way of becoming a hero. Nobody looks up to people who commit wanton acts of violence against nature. That's like, Captain Planet villain level of intelligence right there.
>>
No. 105814 ID: c2c011

>>105810
Fine, we can find a firing range. Or we could test out our restrainers on our new family.

In fact I like that idea. It seems like a very good way to be dickish against our new mommy and daddy.
>>
No. 105822 ID: 072fe4

>>105814
I dunno if you read last time, but Cammy has an override ability thing. He did last time, and he'd be an idiot not to include it this time since there are morons like you in here who want to turn on him. It's pathetic that he has to treat us like a pet but it's your fault that it's necessary. So here's how things work for pets: behave, and you get rewarded. Misbehave, and you get punished. Let's prove that we're at least smarter than a dog and use some foresight to recognize that attempting to rape the guy who made us is a bad thing, shall we?
>>
No. 105824 ID: c2c011

>>105822
Stupid brilliant master! Fine, we find some other stuff to shoot up and test restrainers on.

What kind of respectable scientist installs a working failsafe?
>>
No. 105828 ID: 072fe4

>>105824
Hehe, one who isn't being filmed, I guess?

Hmmm, maybe if we ask nicely we can get him to summon up some holographic targets to test the rape functionality on. >=]
>>
No. 105832 ID: 445c48

>>105790
Get the robot to bring panties, because we're probably still not wearing any. A big shirt, as well. Go down and eat breakfast. Hopefully it's a mountain of waffles, or pancakes, or chimichangas.

>>105824

The kind that builds a robot directed by The Orb of Infinite Psyche, filled with RAPERAPERAPE and KILLKILLKILL voices.


I would like to discourage crossdressing. We are the little girl, after all.

I would also like to encourage a subtle progression into lesbian wincest.
>>
No. 105849 ID: f39593

>>105790
WE DON'T HAVE A ROOM YET?!?
Does this mean we're a mistake?!

We weren't..... planned?
>>
No. 105851 ID: 40dc56
File 126273801693.png - (32.44KB , 827x758 , 20.png )
105851

You ask RODRICK for a big shirt and some panties. He complies. You get dressed.

>"YOU KZZRRT LOOK MARVELOUS TODAY, MISS. SHALL I DIRECT YOU TO THE KITCHEN?"

(also guys I revved up a quest discussion thread over on questdis so you guys can chat it up down there if you want to)
>>
No. 105852 ID: 445c48

Actually, forget the Panties. That shirt's big enough.

Thank Rodrick for the compliment and go to the kitchen.
>>
No. 105855 ID: f448e7

>>105852
Agreed.
>>
No. 105858 ID: a64482

>>105855
Also lending my weight to this.
>>
No. 105860 ID: 6faa8c

>>105852
The less the better~
>>
No. 105861 ID: 476456

what. no hat?
>>
No. 105867 ID: 445c48

>>105861
Hat will be acquired later. Breakfast requires no hat. If we leave the house, a hat will be needed.
>>
No. 105869 ID: 6da21c

>>105861
This anon speaks wisdom. Can we perhaps turn the shirt into a hat?
>>
No. 105874 ID: 632862

I think we should wear underwear, for chrissakes.
>>
No. 105876 ID: 445c48

>>105874
On our heads! As a hat! And surely we can explain it away, so long as Cam isn't there.

Let us pretend to be a lolibot. However, let us make sure to pretend that the AI came before the body, to not paint Cam as a dirty pedophile. Let tell the truth and say we asked for this lolibot.
>>
No. 105877 ID: 3b87aa

I vote against hat.
>>
No. 105880 ID: 072fe4

>>105877
seconding no hat.

For those of you who weren't here for the first thread, we died because of retarded hat stupidity.
>>
No. 105885 ID: e3f578

I think eventually we should go buy a large Steve shirt. Then go get drunk in celebration. Then play some pokemans with Cam or his girlfriend.
>>
No. 105901 ID: 889351

If we take off the panties now, we don't have any to take off later.

Man pokemans sounds fun.
>>
No. 105919 ID: 5a9e00

Fuck yeah, let's go catch some pokemon. That big dude with all the holes in him... he was a pokemon, right?
>>
No. 105955 ID: 40dc56
File 12627529807.png - (22.74KB , 827x758 , 21.png )
105955

Rodrick directs you to the kitchen and you decide to keep your panties on for now.

>"Oh hi, sweetheart! Cam is in the bathroom real quick, but we made pancakes! Want to sit next to me and I can get you a plate?"
>>
No. 105957 ID: 6834bc

>>105955
Smile innocently. "Okay, Mom! But isn't that an awful lot of pancakes for your delicate figure? How can you pack all those away?"
>>
No. 105958 ID: 476456

Holy christ thats a lot of pancakes
>>
No. 105959 ID: 445c48

>>105955
Go up to her, politely thank for pancake mountain, Hug, grab ass, make :3 face, dig in.
>>
No. 105969 ID: a64482

While eating, go "MOM ARE YOU A CHRISTFAG?" then continue eating. Make sure you use the "fag" part of that.
>>
No. 105970 ID: 6faa8c

>>105955
Hug 'mom', OMNOMNOM away.

Ask if she'll join you for a bath, later.
>>
No. 106103 ID: 632862

>>105955
Commence with the eating of the food.
>>
No. 106179 ID: 3b87aa

Goddamn, now I want some pancakes. XOM DEMANDS PANCAKES TO BE SACRIFICED TO HIS FACE-HOLE.

Anyway, let's see if we can get Mom to feed us pancakes. We should moan sexily at the delicious flavour.
>>
No. 106191 ID: c2c011

>>106179
This one speaks with great wisdom. Also, see if you can get some ice-cream and strawberry jam to go with the pancakes. Strawberry jam and vanilla ice-cream with pancakes fucking rocks.
>>
No. 106199 ID: e7433d

We must be sure to eat as many as possible while saving some for sexy master dad.
>>
No. 106242 ID: 3b87aa

Ice-cream is also great with waffles, though flavours other than vanilla work better in this regard.
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No. 106280 ID: 40dc56
File 126281310757.png - (19.89KB , 826x758 , 22.png )
106280

You sit down next to Christine. She hands you a plate.

>"Cam's told me a little bit about you, but I still want to get to know you a little bit better. Care to tell me about yourself, Bridget?"
>>
No. 106282 ID: 488063

>>106280
WE ARE THE DARKNESS BETWEEN THE STARS
THE BLACK VOID AT THE HEART OF THE UNIVERSE
THE LEGION OF UNSTOPPABLE VOICES
ALSO, WE DEMAND CURRY
CURRY AND TITS
POSSIBLY CURRY ON TITS
>>
No. 106284 ID: 8ecfd4

>>106280
We are an insane orb created through a curse or possibly by the god of Chaos. We trancend time as well as dimensions in our quest to make the most out of wherever we end up and try to help out whoever ends up owning us.
>>
No. 106288 ID: f21281

>>106280
We are like fire and ice and rage. We are like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. We are ancient and forever. We burns at the center of time and can see the turn of the universe. And...DICKS.
>>
No. 106290 ID: d569e0

>>106282
this
>>
No. 106291 ID: 488063

>>106282
>>106284
>>106288
Make sure to to jump on your chair and assume a Dio Brando pose while saying all of this.
>>
No. 106292 ID: 01498e

"We think with our hips and speak in the royal We. :D"
>>
No. 106296 ID: 8ecfd4

>>106291
A Dio Brando pose is never wrong.

>>106292
Well of course we do. We're the masters of Infinity after all.
>>
No. 106304 ID: 4ce1b0

>>106296
HAIL DIO!

Pride, Power, Pakistan!
>>
No. 106305 ID: 7b807e

It was gypsies.

Totally.
>>
No. 106306 ID: 6834bc

>>106280
"We are timeless and without age, a multitude of voices springing forth from the font of knowledge! We are good and we are bad; demons and angels; right and wrong; perversion and normalcy! We are your wildest wishes fulfilled and your darkest nightmares come to life! We are and were and will yet be!

Also, some of us are named Steve."
Start eatin' pancakes if we got any on our plate.
>>
No. 106309 ID: 8ecfd4

>>106304
Pakistani swine are nothing before the awesome power of the Swedish empire!

>>106305
Well Xom did clone us, or create more or whatever. Hope also summoned us once.

>>106306
Don't forget Bob.
>>
No. 106320 ID: 445c48

I don't know if we should reveal we are an orb quite yet. Why go around shouting that we are a fragile glass orb? This information should be on a need-to-know basis.

I propose a lie that we are an AI born in the chaos of the internet, and managed to get onto Cam's computer and bugged him until he made us a lolibot body, which we control remotely.. This should explain away our insanity, while simultaneously discouraging the thought that we can be easily destroyed.
>>
No. 106344 ID: 8ecfd4

>>106320
She's our mother. If she isn't allowed to know then who is?
>>
No. 106362 ID: 445c48

>>106344
True enough, I guess.
>>
No. 106426 ID: 6834bc

>>106344
Let's keep this secret for now.

"Dad" should be the only one to know our terrible secret until we're really ready to spring this information on others.

It also gives us the option to troll "Dad" a little, if "Mom" thinks that he simply built and programmed us.
>>
No. 106439 ID: ac614e

Give one of these epic answers then ask her a question:
Hey mom? Do you have a weiner? I know Dad has a weiner. We don't seem to have a weiner. Are we the only one without a weiner here? What's going on?
>>
No. 106456 ID: 8ecfd4

Whatever we do say we should strike a Dio pose while saying it.
>>
No. 106468 ID: 40dc56
File 126282438424.png - (24.94KB , 826x758 , 23.png )
106468

"WE ARE THE DARKNESS BETWEEN THE STARS
THE BLACK VOID AT THE HEART OF THE UNIVERSE
THE LEGION OF UNSTOPPABLE VOICES
ALSO, WE DEMAND CURRY
CURRY AND TITS
POSSIBLY CURRY ON TITS"

>"Well it's pancakes for breakfast, so you're gonna have to deal with pancakes and tits instead."

"Oh! Hey mom? Do you have a weiner? I know Dad has a weiner. We don't seem to have a weiner. Are we the only one without a weiner here? What's going on?"

>"No I don't have a weiner hehehe".
>>
No. 106469 ID: 6faa8c

>>106468
"Wait, pancakes and tits?"
>>
No. 106473 ID: 6834bc

>>106468
She's a tough nut to crack. Hmm.
Grab her boobs, examine them thoroughly, with both hands.

Comment on how much bigger hers are, compared to our own, and idly wonder if we have the ability to enlarge our chest so we're not SO FLAT.
>>
No. 106475 ID: 445c48

>>106468
"PANCAKE AND TITS ARE ACCEPTABLE."

Remove your shirt, remove her shirt.
>>
No. 106478 ID: 8ecfd4

>>106468
Wait for dad to walk in. Place pancakes on tits, when he asks why tell him that Mommy told you to do it.
>>
No. 106480 ID: 5e9b0a

>>106468
"You do realize you're just encouraging the rather unsavory elements of our being?"
>>
No. 106484 ID: 488063

>>106468
Curry and tits later is acceptable.
Calmly sit and finish pancakes.
>>
No. 106488 ID: ab04d4

>>106484

Seconding this. Can't we not scare them once? If it placates you guys, when we do more scary stuff later, it will shock them even more.
>>
No. 106505 ID: 40dc56
File 126282627650.png - (26.21KB , 826x758 , 24.png )
106505

You sit down and start eating your pancakes. They taste pretty good.

>"So what are your plans for today hun?"

Cam enters the room.

>"Hello, ladies. I take it you're getting along well?"
>>
No. 106507 ID: d569e0

"YAYAYAYAY BOOOBIES :DDDD"
proceed to firmly grasp ALL BREASTS IN THE AREA
>>
No. 106508 ID: 6834bc

>>106505
"I'm gonna dress up like a little boy, find me some pedophiles, and then scar them for life!"
Gesture wildly!
>>
No. 106510 ID: 445c48

>>106505
Shout "YEAH MAN"
>>
No. 106512 ID: 597b9b

>>106508
This.
>>
No. 106513 ID: ac614e

Today we shall get revenge on that son of a fucking bitch who killed us last time.
>>
No. 106515 ID: af61ca

>>106508
This is stupid. We have too long hair for that! Besides, now that we are the little girl, we are meant to enjoy it. First thing's first, though. Shout "YEAH MAN" and continue shoveling pancakes down your gullet.
>>
No. 106518 ID: 597b9b

>>106515
I would argue that our hair is too long for any sub-10 year old to possess anyways, so whats it matter?
>>
No. 106525 ID: 445c48

>>106518
It would make the reverse trap unbelievable, and thus pointless.
>>
No. 106646 ID: 40dc56
File 126283785950.png - (19.87KB , 826x758 , 25.png )
106646

You finish the pancakes.

"Today we shall get revenge on that son of a fucking bitch who killed us last time."

Cam smirks.

>"Haha Aaron? He's a teddy bear."

Christine chimes in:
>"Quite literally at sometimes."

>"Besides he doesn't roll alone, even if you did kill him you'd be staring at about 12 others. Those renegade experiments are pretty docile, just don't engage them in combat and you'll be A-Okay."
>>
No. 106650 ID: 632862

>>106646
Didn't he attack us without warning?
>>
No. 106654 ID: 6faa8c

>>106650
pretty much.

Also, master dude, we've been without sex for too long.
>>
No. 106655 ID: 445c48

>>106650
I think we might have been taunting him.

Anyways, 13v1 is not good odds. Let's leave him alone for now, hope he doesn't realize lolibot is orbbot.

I propose hugs.
>>
No. 106657 ID: a64482

"Why are you wearing the marble that almost killed us around your neck?"
>>
No. 106672 ID: 8dc9d5

>>106655
Don't we have an absurd amount of firepower? I think we can probably handle thirteen enemies if we use a rocket launcher.
>>
No. 106712 ID: 445c48

>>106672
>I think we can probably blow ourselves into thirteen different bits if we use a rocket launcher.
>>
No. 107066 ID: 476456

well if its 13 on one i propose that he has an unfortunate "Accident"

and by unfortunate i mean hillarious, and by accident i mean getting pushed down the stairs
>>
No. 107067 ID: 476456

onto a knife


Thats on fire.
>>
No. 107086 ID: f373c2

I'd like to hear about how the two of them got together.
>>
No. 107088 ID: 8ecfd4

>>106646
Sounds like we need moar Dakka! We need to rob a gun store and then build ourselves a super gun, you know like 35 different guns combined into one gun that fires on full auto and around 1000 bullets per second-
>>
No. 107104 ID: 5a9e00

No matter the odds, no matter the danger, revenge shall not go unprevailed!
>>
No. 107184 ID: 40dc56
File 126290113567.png - (25.89KB , 826x758 , 26.png )
107184

"So how did you two get together?"

They both start blushing.

Christine starts:
>"Well we knew each other way back when, we were both Ghostbreakers."

Cam adds.
>"After the group split up we all kind of went our separate ways, but Christine and I met recently when we were both trying to take out the Victorian Villain Calvatica Helvetica and her thugs, we bumped into each other at her lair."

Christine finishes.
>"After beating the pulp out of Calvatica he asked me out for coffee, and well the rest is history~"
>>
No. 107185 ID: 6faa8c

>>107184
SADFACE
WE MUST MAKE THE SADDEST MOST ADORABLE FACE EVER.
>>
No. 107186 ID: 7289aa

So, mommy, daddy, are you two married yet? Do I get to be the bridesmaid? I really really like white! Can I also sleep in your comfy bed sometimes? Mine is a little too cold!
>>
No. 107189 ID: 1afd58

>>107184
So is it ok if I sleep with daddy sometimes? And I don't just mean 'sleep'. I might do that with mommy too~
>>
No. 107190 ID: 488063

>>107186
Wait until they're drinking coffee or have pancake in their mouths before asking any awkward questions.
>>
No. 107204 ID: 2cbe3e

Hey mom, is it weird that I used to be in a guy's body, and pounded dad in the ass after a day of dating and crossdressing and such?
>>
No. 107212 ID: 40dc56
File 126290427984.png - (23.35KB , 826x758 , 27.png )
107212

"Hey mom, is it weird that I used to be in a guy's body, and pounded dad in the ass after a day of dating and crossdressing and such?"

>"No not really, I basically did the same without being a guy so."

She grabs herself a glass of orange juice and a crazy straw.
>>
No. 107220 ID: 2cbe3e

>>107212

So, it's not weird at all that your daughter used to have gay sex with your husband. You guys have real low standards for families. Can I be emancipated yet? This is kinda a fucked situation.
>>
No. 107231 ID: 7289aa

Emancipated? But... it is not 1834 anymore. The emancipation act was passed hundreds of years ago...
>>
No. 107235 ID: 445c48

>>107212
"That is one awesome crazy straw!"

We must construct one longer, crazier, so that by the time a drop of liquid touches our lips, the glass is drained and the entirety of the drink is in the straw.
>>
No. 107239 ID: fa4818

ask more about that victorian villain, what were he thugs like

any ASSHOLES?
>>
No. 107253 ID: 4ce1b0

>>107212
The bitterness of orange juice is not complimentary of the sweetness of the pancake syrup. Your choice of beverage is unacceptable!
>>
No. 107289 ID: 40dc56
File 126291084768.png - (23.86KB , 826x758 , 28.png )
107289

"That is one awesome crazy straw!"

Christine finishes her glass and smiles.

>"You think that's cool, Cam once made a 100 ft long crazy straw and it's actually sitting ri-"
>>
No. 107293 ID: 40dc56
File 126291092928.png - (24.87KB , 826x758 , 29.png )
107293

>KSSSHHH
>CRUNG
>BAMP

The room starts shaking.

>KACHONK
>DUNK
>PSSSHHH

It stopped.

>"Jesus what was that, you two okay?"
Say's Cam.
>>
No. 107294 ID: 8ecfd4

>>107289
This is the time for inappropriate Turrets like behaviour. Yell out "COCKMONGLINGCUNTMUNCHINGBIRDSHITFUCKING DUCKFUCKER!!! I need moar DAKKA!!! And some Choppas!! Revenge will not be stopped any longer!". The last part is optional, but make sure the swearing gets done.
>>
No. 107295 ID: 1afd58

>>107293
I WILL ONLY BE OK IF I GET LAID RIGHT NOW
>>
No. 107296 ID: ab04d4

>>107289

That wouldn't be feasible to use. Your lungs probably can't hold enough air to suck something all the way through the straw and into your mouth. Not to mention, if the straw is of low quality, it'd bend under its own weight and pinch off the flow.
>>
No. 107298 ID: 632862

>>107293
Let's go investigate! We are ideal for investigating potentially dangerous situations.
>>
No. 107301 ID: 445c48

>>107296
We're a robot. I'm sure we could do it.

And a 100 footer? GODDAMNIT, OURS NOW MUST BE TWO HUNDRED FEET, AND BE MADE OF TITANIUM
>>
No. 107314 ID: f373c2

Use SUPER HEARING and X-RAY VISION to locate the source of the noise.
>>
No. 107950 ID: 40dc56
File 126301811438.png - (31.48KB , 867x715 , 30.png )
107950

>X-RAY VISION ACTIVATED
>SUPER-SONIC HEARING ACTIVATED

You hear running noises coming from the foyer.
>>
No. 107951 ID: 445c48

Look in the direction of the foyer, and shout "THERE ARE RUNNING NOISES COMING FROM THE FOYER"
>>
No. 107953 ID: a64482

woah, we have no lower jaw. Master designed us well.
>>
No. 107954 ID: f373c2

So we can't see who it is with our x-ray vision from here?
>>
No. 107958 ID: 7289aa

Indeed we are made well. Our bone can BEND! But we are obviously missing some ribcages. Ask mommy if she can give us some perhaps. As well, since we don't have a lower jaw... how did we chew the pancake?

Well, at least we learnt the skill devoir enemy since we can open our jaw as far as we want, like snakes without having to dislodge the lower jaw.
>>
No. 107980 ID: 445c48

We have an iron gob.
>>
No. 108027 ID: 5a9e00

CHAAAARGE!
>>
No. 108031 ID: fa4818

Wait hold on!

She is a robot right??

Why do you have a skeleton!?

Anyways go check out those noises I guess.
>>
No. 108032 ID: d9faf1

Get on the table and undress swiftly
>>
No. 108101 ID: 40dc56
File 12630701045.png - (28.93KB , 867x715 , 31.png )
108101

"CHAAAARGE!"

You run into the foyer.
>>
No. 108108 ID: d9faf1

Tear off your clothes! Quick!
>>
No. 108111 ID: 8ecfd4

>>108101
Engage DAKKA!!! Fire every weapon we have simoultaneously, we can figure out the rest later.
>>
No. 108115 ID: f373c2

We don't even know who this is. Shooting him/her would be rude, and we don't want to embarass Master Cam.

Turn off x-ray vision. It's not doing any good.

Then, check to see who it is.
>>
No. 108121 ID: 8ecfd4

>>108115
Well we don't have to aim. Just shoot randomely in every direction.
>>
No. 108127 ID: f373c2

That would mess up Cam's house!

This seems like a good chance to try out the restraining devices built into our arms. I'm interested in how they work.
>>
No. 108129 ID: 8ecfd4

>>108127
Fine, we can show some restraint.
>>
No. 108141 ID: 5a9e00

FOR SEXY MASTER CAM!
>>
No. 108145 ID: 40dc56
File 126307862432.png - (23.98KB , 867x715 , 32.png )
108145

>X-RAY VISION OFF

It's a pile of junk and debris.
>>
No. 108148 ID: 8ecfd4

>>108145
Seems like someone has been througly crushed. Engage DAKKA!!! to clear the debris. Also let's be prepared for super powered enemies outside, we may have to open up with our entire arsenal to drive them off.
>>
No. 108151 ID: 445c48

Remove big T-shirt. The length can get in the way, and the bagginess can offer an enemy an area they can easily grip in a mêlée.
>>
No. 108156 ID: d9faf1

>>108151
I agree with this proposition.
>>
No. 108160 ID: f373c2

This is a chance to test our strength. Call Cam and tell him we found a pile of rubble, then start clearing it by hand.
>>
No. 108163 ID: 6faa8c

Sound tactics.
>>
No. 108186 ID: 632862

Nothing is in the rubble; our X-ray vision would've seen it.
>>
No. 108191 ID: 8ecfd4

>>108186
So then we have no conceivable reason for not shooting it up. Come on let's see what we can do when we unleash our DAKKA!
>>
No. 108226 ID: 5a9e00

use ROBO-LOLI-SUPER-PHYSIQUE on RUBBLE.
>>
No. 108407 ID: 40dc56
File 126309907229.png - (30.33KB , 867x715 , 33.png )
108407

You take off your shirt and call Cam.

>RADIO UPLINK WITH CAM IS CONNECTING...
>CONNECTING...
>NOW CONNECTED WITH CAM

>"Yes Bridget What is it? We're on our way."

"I found a big pile of rubble."

>"Rubble? What kind o-"

You hear an unfamiliar, deep, rumbling voice in the room.

>"Oi dere o' youz callin' rubble. An' Put ahn a shirt yah tahrt."
>>
No. 108408 ID: f21281

>>108407
"Scratch that. Apparently the Demoman from TF2 and Thardus from Metroid Prime have merged into one single sentient pile of drunk Scottish rock."
>>
No. 108410 ID: 6faa8c

>>108408
Seconding this line.
>>
No. 108412 ID: 8dc9d5

>>108408
Thirding.
>>
No. 108420 ID: 488063

>>108408
So does that mean he drinks mineral spirits?
>>
No. 108426 ID: 5a9e00

no, YOU put on a shirt. Here. Take this one.
>>
No. 108432 ID: 40dc56
File 126310005522.png - (20.65KB , 867x715 , 34.png )
108432

"Scratch that. Apparently the Demoman from TF2 and Thardus from Metroid Prime have merged into one single sentient pile of drunk Scottish rock."

Cam responds:
>"No that's proje-"

>"I waz talkin' ta you dere lass! I dun wan tah git mean bu' I wi-"

Another voice chimes in. It sounds feminine.

>"Oh shush, Xavier. Don't be mean to the girl, she did nothing wrong to you."

The liquid starts backing up into the rubble
>>
No. 108434 ID: f373c2

"The sentient kind, apparently. With a Scottish accent."

Also, put our shirt back on.
>>
No. 108435 ID: 8dc9d5

>>108432
Find the source of the second voice, and molest it.
>>
No. 108437 ID: 34470e

>>108434
No, we took the shirt off for a reason.

...

Uh, what was that reason again?
>>
No. 108446 ID: 5d5878

>>108437
So we would no longer be wearing a shirt.
>>
No. 108686 ID: 8ecfd4

>>108446
Well that's a stupid suggestion. Unless you put on a leather jacket. Everything becomes better with a leather jacket.

Well let's start investigating the pile. Take out a poking stick and commence with the poking.
>>
No. 108691 ID: d9faf1

DON'T put shirt on.
And don't put on any other article of clothing in its place.
>>
No. 108693 ID: f373c2

Looks like my suggestion was a bit late.

Say hello to the rubble pile.
>>
No. 108809 ID: 5a9e00

>>108437
We're offering it to the rock monster, of course.
>>
No. 108879 ID: 40dc56
File 126316742237.png - (23.43KB , 867x715 , 35.png )
108879

You offer the rubble your shirt.

"Hello."

After a short silence two faces emerge from the rubble.

>"Uh err..'ello dere, lass."
>"Hi!"
>>
No. 108882 ID: 632862

...It seems like as a guy, we seek the most awesome clothes ever... but as a girl we seek to wear as little clothing as possible.

Maybe we should try to get some awesome clothes so we don't strip them off at the earliest opportunity?
>>
No. 108883 ID: 8ecfd4

>>108879
Sho... you know what. I feel that we in the orb has forgotten whats important. Shooting stuff up, for too long have we been trapped in romantic subplots and not enough killing.

Ask rockfaces if they have booze. If they complain that we're to young then point out that we're the motherfucking orb of infinity and we transcend such puny matters as time and fucking space and we want some fucking booze right now or there is going to be violence.

But I guess we will just end up trying to seduce the damn thing. Come on people, why can't we kill stuff? Or atleast hurt them a bit.
>>
No. 108886 ID: 597b9b

>>108883
Because mindless violence is boring, while crazy shenanigans are CRAZY AWESOME FUN, you slavering thug.
>>
No. 108896 ID: a64482

You know what we should've asked cam for? retractable vagina dentata.
>>
No. 108898 ID: 632862

If we start shooting things without reason, Cam's not gonna give us a new body when this one breaks. Or he'll shut us down with some fancy emergency device he didn't tell us about.

So let's not.
>>
No. 108903 ID: 8ecfd4

>>108886
Oh come on it won't be boring. There will be laser slicing people in half and shit. And we can combine crazy shennigans with crazy violence. I mean we're the fucking orb, shouldn't we be crazier than an asylum?

>>108898
He agreed before to not use the emergency device.

But whatever. Let's just get fuck it all huge amounts of booze. Can we atleast outdrink the scottish pile of rubble? Or are we going to squeel and run behind momie? Why the hell did we even insist on a bunch of sweet ass weaponry if we're never going to use it.

Summing up the suggestion. Get booze, get drunk and potentially shoot some shit up.
>>
No. 108904 ID: 597b9b

>>108903
That sounds stimulating in the same way killing a small puppy in various imaginative ways is: That is, not very. Id rather reserve that kind of thing for the people i do not like in the most extreme sense.

And the orb is not crazy, as is evident by this voice and some others. Yours is, my compatriot.

Although if we come across Aaron again, I have no compunctions about visiting whatever tortures your/our imagination can fathom.
>>
No. 108907 ID: 597b9b

I do, however, second your idea of challenging the rock to a drinking contest. That sounds like it could lead only to hilarity.
>>
No. 108909 ID: 8ecfd4

>>108904
I never really liked torture. I prefear simply killing my opponents to torture, but I'm sure I can come up with something adequatly gruesome.

But can we atleast find something to beat up once we're drunk and belligerent. Like some pedos or a biker bar or a pimp convention, or just maybe all 3?
>>
No. 108919 ID: f373c2

Let's not do anything belligerent. We'll have time to satisfy ourselves later.

For now, let's ask them who they are.
>>
No. 108920 ID: 445c48

>>108907
Second.
>>
No. 108929 ID: 5a9e00

ask it if it caused that crashing just now
>>
No. 108966 ID: 40dc56
File 126318469390.png - (21.97KB , 867x715 , 36.png )
108966

"Who are you guys?"

>"Da name be Xavier, lass. Meh title be Da Golem."
>"And I'm Sybil! My title is The Ooze."

"Did you guys cause the crash?"

>"Oi...yah, me 'n Grant done got inna scuff 'n da floor done broke 'neath ou' weight."

"I challenge you to a drinking contest!"

>"I wou' love tah take yah up on dat but I dun' drink. I be made o' nuttin' but junk."
>>
No. 108967 ID: c0f3bf

"You guys are adorable."
>>
No. 108968 ID: 488063

>>108967
Begin squeeing over how they make the cutest couple ever.
Ignore protestations to the contrary.
>>
No. 108969 ID: 6834bc

>>108966
"Junk? Why, Xavier, my new friend; don't be so hard on yourself! You could at least be Obsidian!"
>>
No. 108971 ID: 28bd69

>>108967
>>108968
These.
>>
No. 108972 ID: 445c48

>>108968
>>108967
This, but ask who Grant is first.
>>
No. 108973 ID: 40dc56
File 126318799828.png - (22.23KB , 867x715 , 37.png )
108973

"You guys are adorable and make the cutest couple ever."

>"I err..uuhh.."
>"Hehehe thanks~"

"Also who's Grant?"

>"He's another one of the experiments. They call him the doppelgänger. He's pretty laid back but you know our 'family' is much like other families, sometimes we can get into some squabbles."
>>
No. 108974 ID: c0f3bf

Like ya do.
>>
No. 108975 ID: 2800ce

"So how do you guys... uhh, you know?"
>>
No. 108978 ID: 40dc56
File 126318999470.png - (25.51KB , 867x715 , 38.png )
108978

"So how do you guys... uhh, you know?"

Xavier lifts up arms.
>"'Course we do! Wot kinna' bloody couple don't!"

>"Xavier calm down, sweetie."
>>
No. 108979 ID: 2800ce

"I don't quite understand the physics of it..."
>>
No. 108980 ID: c0f3bf

Didn't mean any offense, just curious is all...

So were those noises you guys?
>>
No. 108982 ID: 6834bc

>>108978
"Well I wanna see you two do it. Right now."

Give a short pause for the awkward to sink in, then follow it up with: "Just let me find the polka tapes, then you two can get to dancing."
>>
No. 108983 ID: 28bd69

>>108982
This is awesome. But I think it'll get us clobbered by the pile of rubble... Otherwise I'd totally support this.
>>
No. 108985 ID: 8dc9d5

>>108982
Ye gods, do this.
It's blatantly the best possible solution to this situation.
>>
No. 108986 ID: 597b9b

>>108982
Rather,

"I'm just not sure on the mechanics of it. Could I trouble you for a demonstration in the name of science? Strictly professional, I assure you."
>>
No. 108987 ID: 6834bc

>>108983
Why would they smash us?
I thought every couple danced to polka.
>>
No. 108992 ID: 28bd69

>>108987
Ah but you forget that they probably have a smash-dance that they do to polka when severely annoyed.

That is to say, a polka dance of doom.
>>
No. 109066 ID: 8ecfd4

>>108992
Then we must learn this dance. We're a durable robot and Cam is around. He can put us back together if they smash us to bad.

Fetch ye olde polka tapes and get the two dancing!
>>
No. 109167 ID: 40dc56
File 126324628265.png - (34.25KB , 867x715 , 39.png )
109167

"Well I wanna see you two do it. Right now."

>"Wot da 'ell makes you fink that we'd do da-"

"Just let me find the polka tapes, then you two can get to dancing."

>"I...y-you weren't talking about..."
>"Err..uhh."

Cam shows up.
>"Xavier! You mind telling me what in the hell happened here?"

>"Oi err..uh..Well yah see Grant 'n I got in a fight 'n I-"
>"Why did you two fight?!"
>"Well 'e waz pickin' on me 'n I-"
>"Xavier, you're a grown man! Not a child! I don't want you losing your temper like this again! Where's Grant?"
>"'E ran off, sah."
>"Dammet Grant...Sybil!"
>"Uuuuh uuuh yes sir?"
>"I want you to try and control Xavier's temper more, I know he listens to you."
>"Of course, sir."
>"Now please fix that hole in my foyer."
>"Yessuh."
>>
No. 109175 ID: 445c48

Well, that solves that puzzle. Go back and eat some pancakes, don't bother getting another shirt.
>>
No. 109194 ID: 5a9e00

the answer is clear, we must kill Grant at once.
>>
No. 109199 ID: 366062

>>109194
After restrained and unwelcomed dickings.
>>
No. 109214 ID: a84339

>>109199
Agreed. To the rapemobile!
>>
No. 109229 ID: 445c48

>>109199
>Dickings
>We are The Little Girl
We might have a bit of trouble with that. Nothing a trip to the local adult store cannot fix, however. Let us make a trip there.

ohwaitlittlegirl.
Let's ask Christine about this.
>>
No. 109230 ID: 5d5878

>>109229
We're a robot. Can't be too hard to install. Cam probably has one lying around somewhere.
>>
No. 109237 ID: 8ecfd4

>>109194
>>109199
Finally suggestions I can support. Let's just find some booze before. Yell out BOOZE!!! to mommy and sulk until she delivers.
>>
No. 109239 ID: 40dc56
File 126325856721.png - (18.64KB , 827x758 , 41.png )
109239

You go back to the kitchen to ask Christine about some raping instruments.
>>
No. 109244 ID: 8ecfd4

>>109239
Don't forget booze. If we're gonna do raping lets to it the drunken extra creepy way. It's just to bad that we can't morph into an obese middle aged truck driver with bad teeth.
>>
No. 109246 ID: 445c48

>>109239
Still some pancakes left? I don't see anyone else around, get eating.
>>
No. 109247 ID: 632862

>>109239
"Moooooom! Where are yooooou?"
>>
No. 109250 ID: 445c48

Also, if we're going to be raping, we need to channel Bueno Excelente.
>>
No. 109275 ID: 40dc56
File 126326214742.png - (15.14KB , 826x758 , 42.png )
109275

"Mooooom! Where are yoooou?"

No response.
>>
No. 109276 ID: 34470e

>>109275
It's OM NOM NOM time!
>>
No. 109281 ID: 8ecfd4

>>109250
But can a little girl really do that while sober? I think not.

Yell out for Rodrick, tell him that you need to know where Mommy and Daddy store their sick twisted sex toys as well as where the booze is. We need large amounts of tequila stat!
>>
No. 109283 ID: 632862

We need to get awesome clothing so we aren't so inclined to take it off all the time.

Wander off to find some.
>>
No. 109286 ID: 6547ec

>>109276
It's true. You can't let that many pancakes go uneaten. They might go bad before Mom shows up.
>>
No. 109288 ID: 8dc9d5

>>109275
Eat them all at once.
Unhinge your non-existent jaw, and swallow the entire stack whole.
After that's done, look into rape implements.
>>
No. 109343 ID: 671027

I think the answer is right in front of us. We need to rape this guy using the pancakes.
>>
No. 109396 ID: 8dc9d5

>>109343
You, sir, are brilliant.
We need to make a pancake strap-on!
Or eat them, if we don't want poo on our pancakes...
I'm so torn!
>>
No. 109631 ID: 8ecfd4

>>109343
Wouldn't pancakes be bit of a failure as rape implements? I mean the structure and consistence of pancakes does not really lend itself well to the act of forceful penetration.

We could just use a tequila bottle instead. Let's find the booze.
>>
No. 109637 ID: 5a9e00

>>109631
Any failing on behalf of the pancakes is really a failing on our own part for not trying hard enough.
>>
No. 109639 ID: 8ecfd4

>>109637
Well when you put it that way, I guess we could freeze them in liquid nitrogen. But they're likely to shatter then, which makes the whole rape scenario really disturbing but what the fuck, let's do it.

Just remember the booze. We want our victim to smell the booze on our breath and hear our slurred voice calling him a whore as we pound his ass with frozen pancakes.
>>
No. 109643 ID: f373c2

This idea is rapidly surpassing "crazy awesome" and looping back around to "stupid and lame".

Let's just savor our delicious pancakes. Seductively.
>>
No. 109647 ID: 445c48

>>109643
Second
>>
No. 109648 ID: e2020c

don't you eat those pancakes....!
>>
No. 109656 ID: 8dc9d5

>>109643
I think this voice has a point...
There is a point where crazy awesome is surpassed and it reverts to stupid, and if use the pancakes as a rape implement we face a great risk of passing that point.
I know I'm mostly restating what was already said, but it's still true.
Eat the pancakes, then get some booze, drink up, and rape the dude with the bottle.
I'm thinkin' good ol' moonshine would be good.
>>
No. 109658 ID: 8ecfd4

>>109656
Finally a suggestion that I can stand behind without any alterations. Come on people, let's stop dicking around with our breakfest and dispense some drunken dickings with a bottle.
>>
No. 109668 ID: 5a9e00

Well... let's at least eat the pancakes as seductivly as we can.
>>
No. 109787 ID: fe0817

Real girls use alcohol as syrup! Canadian beer because everyone knows pancake without Canadian syrup is not as awesome!
>>
No. 110949 ID: 40dc56
File 12635314265.png - (17.87KB , 826x758 , 43.png )
110949

You prepare to eat the pancakes seductively.
>>
No. 110951 ID: c0f3bf

DEVOUR THEM
>>
No. 110955 ID: 34470e

>>110949
JUST HURRY UP BEFORE SOMETHING PLOT-RELATED HAPPENS
>>
No. 110957 ID: 632862

Where there's smoke, there's fire. Investigate the smoke.
>>
No. 110959 ID: f44349

WHOOPS TOO LATE, FIRE.
>>
No. 110977 ID: 40dc56
File 126353239717.png - (21.22KB , 1024x768 , 44.png )
110977

You eat the pancakes unbelievably fast and seductively. You locate the supposed source of the smoke.
>>
No. 110979 ID: 6d4c58

>>110977
break down the door
>>
No. 110983 ID: 34470e

>>110977
Break the wall BESIDE the door down.
>>
No. 110985 ID: 445c48

>>110977
X-ray vision, then bust through the wall and shout "OH YEAH!"
>>
No. 111024 ID: 632862

If the incident with Golem is any indication, busting through the wall would result in having to fix the wall later. Let's just swiftly open the door and make sure our mom's alright.
>>
No. 111027 ID: 5aa60d

>>110985
this
>>
No. 111092 ID: 8ecfd4

>>110985
This sounds like a good idea. What could possibly go wrong?
>>
No. 111118 ID: 2eac65

Don't smash anything!

Open the door and check inside.
>>
No. 111121 ID: 445c48

>>111118
Yeah, you guys are right, we don't to have any work. X-ray vision to see what's going on, then bust through the door (Don't damage it) and shout "OH YEAH"
>>
No. 111311 ID: fe0817

Wear puffy jug like costumes while doing it.
>>
No. 114424 ID: 40dc56
File 126387767378.png - (30.72KB , 1024x768 , 45.png )
114424

>X-RAY VISION ACTIVATED
>>
No. 114429 ID: c0f3bf

Crash through the wall on the left, prepare to beat the crap out of stuff.
>>
No. 114432 ID: 632862

Open the door calmly, and ask if anyone's seen Christine.
>>
No. 114436 ID: f39593

fff
>>
No. 114441 ID: 445c48

Well, they're just getting high.
>>114432
Do this
>>
No. 114442 ID: 476456

Well this looks like it can wait for pancakes.
>>
No. 114443 ID: 34470e

>>114442
We already ate the pancakes, remember?
>>
No. 114452 ID: 40dc56
File 126387991533.png - (43.78KB , 1024x768 , 46.png )
114452

You open the door. The air is immediately thicker and you can hear the sound of sludge metal playing.

>"Can I help you, miss?"

"Have you guys seen Christine?"

>*COUGH**COUGH*"Who?"
>"Master's squeeze, man. You didn't know?"
>"Oh her! Uhh..Nope."
>"Me neither."
>>
No. 114453 ID: 445c48

>>114452
"Ok, thanks bro."
Leave room. Either remove panties or get a Rodrick to bring you white panties. Pink so totally clashes with your hair.
>>
No. 114460 ID: 8ce2bf

>>114452
Go punch fGhost in the face.
>>
No. 114462 ID: 632862

>>114452
Investigate that blue thing in the corner.
>>
No. 115036 ID: 40dc56
File 126396255549.png - (37.24KB , 1024x768 , 47.png )
115036

THONK

>squeak!
>>
No. 115047 ID: 632862

>>115036
What? What is that thing?
>>
No. 115061 ID: 40dc56
File 126396373678.png - (23.64KB , 1024x768 , 48.png )
115061

You remove your fist and it looks up at you.

>"Hi! I'm fGhost! The ffffffff is silent! I'm a ghost and I sure think it'd be swell iffff you didn't do that again!"

It smiles.
>>
No. 115064 ID: 632862

>>115061
"Shouldn't you be looking for stamps or rebelling against angels or trying to get into the arcade, or something?"
>>
No. 115068 ID: f21281

>>115061
Apologize. Tell him the voices in your head told you to do it.

Which is true cuz we did.
>>
No. 115079 ID: 40dc56
File 126396463782.png - (24.39KB , 1024x768 , 49.png )
115079

"My bad, the voices in my head told me to do that."

>"Hey so sweat, pretty little thang~"

"Shouldn't you be looking for stamps or rebelling against angels or trying to get into the arcade, or something?"

>"I don't know what any offf those mean! Does that mean I am some kind offf chosen one? HEH."
>>
No. 115091 ID: ec4966

"Man, I hope not. :)"
>>
No. 115092 ID: 632862

>>115079
...BORING.

Wander off and find somewhere to get some fancy clothes.
>>
No. 115119 ID: 12fc66

>>115092
Drag fGhost with us. fGhost is awesome. We'll find him an awesome hat.
>>
No. 115123 ID: 82e991

>Drag fGhost with us. fGhost is awesome. We'll make him into an awesome hat.
Fixed.
>>
No. 115210 ID: c16184

Wear fghost as clothing
>>
No. 115246 ID: 40dc56
File 126402115699.png - (26.25KB , 1024x768 , 50.png )
115246

>fGhost added to party!

>"You have a sofffft head. Wanna go do somethin'?"
>>
No. 115252 ID: 1e0b90

>>115246
HELL YES fGHOST! IT IS GO TIME! LETS GO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY!
>>
No. 115284 ID: 1e0b90

This is the best quest ever. Do we have a radar or minimap? Maybe that'll show us which way to that bitch who stole Sexy Master Cam from us.
>>
No. 115574 ID: 40dc56
File 126404828177.png - (36.85KB , 1118x549 , MAP.png )
115574

>MAP ACCESSED
>>
No. 115602 ID: 632862

>>115574
Let's go get some survival gear. FLAK VEST! CARGO PANTS!
>>
No. 115608 ID: 445c48

>>115602
We don't need clothes where we're going!
And that's the Room of Daw
>>
No. 115792 ID: 6144a0

Christine is clearly a tramp and therefore in the tramp room. TO THE TRAMP ROOM!
>>
No. 115794 ID: 8ecfd4

>>115574
The Room of weaponry!!! We have to test out our DAKKA!! and get moar DAKKA!!!!
>>
No. 115945 ID: 2d8f04

>>115794
THIS. we need our daily dose of DAKKA.
>>
No. 119022 ID: 40dc56
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119022

You start going into the weaponry area, but a sign in front reads "no shirts no shoes no dakka." fGhost fetches you a shirt and sits back on your head.

You enter and fGhost starts singing.

>"HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFFFFRIEND. NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE."

>"Can I-I-I-I h-h-h-h-help yKZTyou?"
>>
No. 119023 ID: 34470e

>>119022
Give us the biggest one you've got.
>>
No. 119029 ID: f56053

>>119023
Yo dawg, hook me up with some of that wizard shit. You know, ZAP ZAP Motherfucker.
>>
No. 119118 ID: 40dc56
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119118

"Yo dawg, hook me up with some of that wizard shit. You know, ZAP ZAP Motherfucker."

>"Yeah let's rub our ffffeet on the floor and then touch people in the butt and they'll be all like 'hey man.'"

>"Th-th-thththththEEeennn I suggest theee V.O.L.T."
>>
No. 119119 ID: 34470e

>>119118
Does it come in the color purple?
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No. 119189 ID: 5a9e00

Purple is a must.
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No. 127887 ID: 40dc56
File 126560825674.png - (298.54KB , 640x640 , 53.png )
127887

The robo-clerk switches your model to purple.

fGhost cheers.

>"Alright~ Now we can totally kick some major butt!"
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No. 127891 ID: 632862

>>127887
...this shirt is hideous. Puke green? We must get a better one.
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No. 127921 ID: 40dc56
File 126561051465.png - (251.95KB , 640x640 , 54.png )
127921

"Where did you get this shirt? It's disgusting looking."

>"You don't like it? Aw..and I thought green looked good on you. I just ffffound it on the fffffloor."
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No. 127933 ID: 5a9e00

>>127921
Way to make fGhost unhappy guys. Geeze.

I think what he meant, fGhost is "where did you find it? We need more of it. cause it's so rad."

But enough talk. To the TRAMP ROOM!
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No. 127938 ID: 0e759d

Requisition your self a new shirt, and some Mil-Spec pants!
The shirt should be white/blue striped, the stripes should be thin, even, and horizontal.
The pants should be in Russian camouflage pattern, and have a matching jacket.
Complete the look with a light blue Beret.
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No. 128015 ID: 9891a9

>>127938
Skip the beret, fGhost is light blue enough.
>>
No. 128028 ID: 4ce1b0

>>128015
Light blue berets are for sissy peacekeepers and the Ukrainian army. Do you want to be associated with the Ukrainians? DO YOU?
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No. 128032 ID: 0e759d

>>128028
Really?
'Cause I was goin' for a Spetsnaz/VDV look.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw
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No. 128931 ID: 40dc56
File 126575807427.png - (358.06KB , 640x640 , 55.png )
128931

You go to the TRAMP ROOM

>"Huh..an entire room with a trampoline interior. How comically deceptive. F~"
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No. 128933 ID: 445c48

>>128931
Place weapon down where it won't bounce, tell fGhost to hold on, then start jumping.

Hope shirt goes over head.
>>
No. 128936 ID: 298a49

Let's get our JUMPJUMP on.
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No. 128952 ID: 40dc56
File 126575974361.png - (29.72KB , 640x640 , 56.png )
128952

You jump.

You stop.
>>
No. 128957 ID: c16184

keep going
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No. 128963 ID: 40dc56
File 126576117638.png - (33.06KB , 640x640 , 57.png )
128963

You try but you can't.

>"...What are you doing here.."
>>
No. 128964 ID: c16184

STOP LOOKING AT MY PANTIES
they are only for my husband to touch and rub and lick the mucus off
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No. 128965 ID: 34470e

>>128963
We WERE jumping, but you RUDELY interrupted us.
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No. 128974 ID: 40dc56
File 126576431994.png - (33.27KB , 640x640 , 58.png )
128974

"We WERE jumping, but you RUDELY interrupted us."

It sounds sad.

>"...please leave, I wish to be alone...."
>>
No. 128982 ID: 632862

>>128974
If you say so. Erm... You'll need to let us go first.
>>
No. 129001 ID: 5a9e00

Man, fuck that shit! This aint no time to be mopey, this be the time to get JUMPING! Come on little dude, jump your problems away! Right fGhost?
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No. 129014 ID: 445c48

Attempt Combat Operandi: Floor Hugs
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No. 129028 ID: 0e759d

>>128974
Hugs!
He/she/it just needs to open up a little.
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No. 129062 ID: 40dc56
File 126578073098.png - (35.38KB , 640x640 , 59.png )
129062

You can move again, there is still no color in the room.

You attempt to hug it but it goes into the ground.

>"Please...leave...or I'll have to do something I don't want to do...I want to be alone..."
>>
No. 129063 ID: 34470e

>>129062
Why do you want to be alone?
>>
No. 129069 ID: 632862

>>129062
Let's leave.
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No. 129078 ID: 5a9e00

Go stand in the door and then start talking to it. that way it can't ask you to leave since you already left.
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No. 129093 ID: 2eac65

Okay, but I'll be around if you want someone to talk to".

Next, the Room of Daw.
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No. 129104 ID: 2eac65

>>129093
The first sentence was supposed to be spoken.

Sorry, I forgot the first "quotation mark". Here are some "extras" to "make up" for it.
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No. 130323 ID: 40dc56
File 126603340636.png - (25.11KB , 640x640 , 60.png )
130323

"Okay, but I'll be around if you want someone to talk to".

It remains silent, and you begin to walk away.

fGhost looks down at you.

>"Jeeze, looks like SOMEONE has a case of the mondays, huh? Sowhat do you wanna do now?"
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No. 130337 ID: 632862

>>130323
Room of Daw.
>>
No. 130408 ID: 5a9e00

Room of Daw!
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No. 130462 ID: 4ce1b0
File 126606801910.jpg - (9.09KB , 120x150 , oswald.jpg )
130462

>>130323
>looks like SOMEONE has a case of the mondays

I do believe you would get punched in the face for saying something like that.
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No. 130720 ID: 40dc56
File 126610347454.png - (108.54KB , 640x640 , 61.png )
130720

You punch fGhost in the face for being stupid.

>squeak!
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No. 130724 ID: 40dc56
File 126610354333.png - (222.45KB , 640x640 , 62.png )
130724

You arrive at the room of daw.

>"I told you it was here! Did I good?~"

You hear familiar giggling on the inside.
>>
No. 130726 ID: 632862

>>130724
Let's go in!
>>
No. 131242 ID: 8d3380

fGhost: Justice must be had, and only you can enforce it. Become a Sheriff.
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No. 131393 ID: 40dc56
File 126618346041.png - (87.97KB , 640x640 , 63Idonotfeellikecoloringthis.png )
131393

(I'm getting a little tired of coloring, so I'm gonna take a break on it for a while)

You walk inside and you see your mom playing with a fluffy looking stuffed animal.

fGhost speaks up

>"It's like santa and my birthday threw up!"
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No. 131402 ID: f78c55

See if there are any cutebold plushes or something.

Also say "Hi mom!"
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No. 131405 ID: 8ecfd4

>>131393
Yell out "FLUFFY!!" and then give off a high pitched squee.
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No. 131410 ID: 445c48

Hug everything.
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No. 131412 ID: 135d9a

:D
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No. 131447 ID: 40dc56
File 126618935610.png - (90.36KB , 640x640 , 64.png )
131447

You squeal and hug everything in a swirl of adorable madness.

"Hi Mom!"

>"Hey there, live wire~"
>>
No. 131460 ID: cfad4e

FANTASTICO

Wait, when did we get a mom? Or is that some kind of robo mom, as implied by her comic reference?
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No. 131481 ID: 445c48

>>131447
Hug mom.

>>131460
See
>>105218
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No. 131637 ID: aa31c2

>>131481
Agreed, hugs are necessary.

...
Also grab her ass again.
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No. 131657 ID: 632862

Live wire? I like that nickname!

Is that a cutebold? We must hug it.
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No. 131777 ID: 5a9e00

Hug Everything!
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No. 131780 ID: 0e9167

>>131447
After all the hugging is out of the way, lets go get some candy.
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No. 131828 ID: 5a9e00

"hey smalltits, why'd you run off?'
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No. 132941 ID: 40dc56
File 12663648327.png - (46.40KB , 640x640 , 65.png )
132941

"Hey smalltits, where'd you run off to?"

>"OOOOH ICE BURN. FFFFFFIRE BURNIN' HOT."

She blushes.

>"Pft. Please, sweetie, I got more tit than you, and besides Cam likes them this size. But to answer your question, I finished breakfast and I like to play in this room sometimes, so I do~"
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No. 132953 ID: 445c48

Appear to be deep in thought for a minute, then say "I like them that size, too."

and then honk honk
>>
No. 132957 ID: 3b87aa

Small tits are superior to d-cups. Give 'em a honk.
>>
No. 132961 ID: 81e500

Thirding the honk.
If possible, motorboat.
Don't forget to squeeze butt.
>>
No. 133051 ID: 5a9e00

"Way to base your satisfaction regarding your body image on what other people think, toots."

then give them a honk.
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No. 133139 ID: 40dc56
File 126637600273.png - (75.09KB , 640x640 , 66.png )
133139

"I like them that size too."

You honk her tit. She instantly reddens.

>"I-I..uuh.."
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No. 133142 ID: d3dfb8

'if you dont mind ill hang onto these for a while'

dont let go
>>
No. 133145 ID: 81e500

>>133139
Close in! Grab her ass!
>>
No. 133147 ID: 632862

>>133139
"Hahahahaha ok bye"

Let's check out the Toy Chest next!
>>
No. 133196 ID: fa17bc

>>133139
ADVENTURE
>>
No. 133265 ID: 7d58ad

>>133147
>>133196

this.
>>
No. 133266 ID: 5a9e00

>>133145
>>133142

this.
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No. 133273 ID: 67c611

>>133265
>>133266
this.
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No. 133275 ID: 620bfb

>>133275
this
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No. 133283 ID: abb30a

>>133275
This.
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No. 133294 ID: f78c55

NEW IDEA:

Put hat on ghost.
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No. 133343 ID: 45be60

>>133294
...and sheriff badge.
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No. 133372 ID: 5a9e00

>>133294
put small ghost ontop of hat.
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No. 133491 ID: 40dc56
File 126643992499.png - (21.50KB , 640x640 , 67.png )
133491

fGhost puts his hat on.

"hahaha okay bye."

She's still blushing.
>"Oh uh..k?"

You arrive at Toy Chest.
>>
No. 133495 ID: 81e500

>>133491
Aww, no ass-grab?
>>
No. 133511 ID: 632862

>>133491
Is it locked? If not, open that sucker.
>>
No. 133566 ID: 5a9e00

Check it for traps, treasures and secret doors
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No. 134528 ID: 40dc56
File 126654052962.png - (57.49KB , 640x640 , 68.png )
134528

You walk into the chest. It's a massive room with toys scattered all across the floor.

fGhost looks across the room and spots someone.
>"Hi double mom!"
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No. 134548 ID: 632862

>>134528
Wait what.

Is there a doppelganger here or something?
>>
No. 134591 ID: 81e500

>>134548
If there is, get them to make out.
Then join in.
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