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>At this point I think they're either legit or extremely good actors.
Considering they both have quite noticeable chafe marks from wearing their slave collars for so long, you’re going to go with that they were legit. These pirates clearly weren’t competent enough to do a con on this level.
>I say we slap him ourselves.
Yourself? You’re a captain, you have crew you can delegate tasks like that to.
Tara, calm this man down. Roughly if needed.
Instead of slapping him though, Tara simply places a reassuring hand on his shoulder and start talking to him in a calm voice…
Breathe, relax, think this through. If we wanted to harm you, why would we remove the collars?
Err… because… um…?
Exactly, we’re here to free those oppressed by those above them, be it literal slaves or those that are slaves to the system!
…I’m not sure what she’s banging on about, but she’s right about one thing. They clearly don’t want to give us a pounding before shagging us completely, at least not so directly as making us into tonight’s nosh.
Oh… um… well, I do like not feeling oppressed…
May I interest you about joining a Union?
You what?
*Sigh* You can talk to them about that later, Tara, when we’re back on the ship.
>Tell the ex-slaves you're not going to eat them.
See, told you they weren’t cannibals, mate.
…let just say that we don’t eat people that can tell us no and leave it at that for now. And we are omnivores, though we have a preference for meat.
Just… be careful around the one that’s grinning. She’ll probably bite your arm of if given the chance.
Grrr~
AAH!!
Err… I didn’t mean literally… at least, I hope I didn’t…
>Shara, no terrifying the freed prisoners.
To be fucking fair, I wasn’t even trying to. I’m just terrific on my own, heh.
Then try and be less terrific around them. Feel free to terrify the slaver pirates however.
Aw yeah, finally we can have some fun on the ship.
I would ask you to refrain from scaring them to much before we’ve gotten some information from them, Shara.
Stop being such a spoilsport, boy.
>I do have to admit that ripping that pour guy's claws off was a bit overboard... but i don't like slavers. Good job Shara.
Oh right, they were slavers. I just thought it would be funny to beat one of the fuckers to death with their own claws.
We need to teach you what non-lethal force means…
What? Everyone still alive, aren’t they? Even the little shit that spanked my bum without consent.
>Honestly, you should reattach the claws to that pirate if possible because it's ethical to attend to wounded captives.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but if I remember Vex report on the subject then Kelshin claws regrow quite quickly, don’t they? Otherwise we might need to reattach those claws.
Um… well, it will take some time, but they’ll regrow, sure…
The med-bay currently have no way to properly secure him for the reattachment procedure, so it would be a really bad idea to leave him there.
So can I boil them for dinner?
No. We’re not eating species that are part of the crew, Shara.
Aw…
>Let Togo know he is free to join the crew if he wants a job and let him know the pay is more than just grub.
So… what is the pay?
Really good, I’ve been told.
I mean, I guess I’m jobless right now…
I will still need to know what you can do, what your earlier experiences are and, you know, who you are..
Names Togokogi, but call me Togo. I’m a chef. Or… I used to be a chef? Worked on one of the colonies at the edge of the Free Ports, but… um… let just say I thought I had a really good roll on the bone claws but it turned out Captain Gold Mandible had an even better one. Problem was that I put more credits than I had on that roll… a lot more... so they took me as payment instead.
So you’re a chef, eh? Good, because I’m really hungry for some proper food.
If I keep you fed, you promise you won’t eat me, right?
As long as you keep my belly full you won’t need to worry, dweeb.
>Let Zerk know he is free to leave at any time at any port he wishes. Also if he desires a job give him the status as well.
I would have preferred if you dropped me of at a Raolme port, my good sir, but if the dosh is as good as you say, I might be up for some work. I am Zerkchankuin tol Kezzak, or Zerk of short.
…Zerk of Trade Clan Kezzak, if I’m not mistaken? Do you have any other titles?
That’s right, I’m from the Kezzak family, but no, I never earned any other titles.
And your specialty is…?
Oh… um… I’m just a janitor, guv’. I clean up after the kerfuffle. Use to work up north with the rest of the Kezzak clan, but a few years ago I decided to faff around in space for a while, to see the universe and all. It was all fine and dandy the first four year when I was just a janitor on a trade caravan, but then when we were on our way to Trade Clan Tauzaka a pirate ship managed to get it claws on the Merchant I was on and sucked me and two others right out from it. That was… I don’t know… a year ago? I think?
Well, I’m sure we can find a lot of work for the two of you. I’ll make sure Commander Doxy properly inform you about the job before you agree to it. But for now, welcome onboard Ensigns.
Thanks, mate.
>Ask the former slaves how many pirates were on the pirate ship. You've taken care of 6 of them, but you're not sure if that's all of them.
Um…there were three pretty gals… and the captain… and the one that always wanted snacks… and the jerk one… um…
There were six of them, guv’.
Then all pirates should have been dealt with.
>Ask both cruisers to report in. I don't think we heard from their pilots?
Because Lt. Tozlan is in charge of them. You don’t need to talk to every last crewmember, do you?
Lt. Tozlan, report. What’s the status of the Cruisers?
Unharmed and eager for more, friend. Both Tes and Shal are both ready for action.
>Where did the escape pod go? If we can go grab that, that'll be optimal.
We have already captured it, Captain. It is secured in our ship, pirate and all.
Not so though now, are you, you pirate scumsucker!
Tizli, stop trying to roll the pod over. You won’t be able to even nudge it.
Tsk, let me at least pretend…
>Once it's confirmed that all the pirates have been taken out, we can take over their ship.
Commander Doxy, prepare to board and retrieve that pirate ship. We have confirmed that all pirates have been naturalized.
That’s good news… but what if there are traps, sir?
Who would be crazy enough to rig their only escape with explosives? Zerk, Togo, is there any booby traps on the ship? Like explosives?
Explosives? No, they usually don’t have any explosives around… at least not for long…
No one is that crazy, guv’.
The only reason why someone would rig their own ship to explode is if they want to keep something like the technology in it out the hands of the enemy. Seeing how selfish pirates usually are… they probably don’t care.
Right. Doxy, send over the shrimp so we can cook that crab.
…what?
…send over Eki to grab that crab shaped ship.
I’ll send a small team with Eki over to commander it, sir.
Right, we’re done here. Tara, escort our new crewmates to our ship. Dante and Shara, ensure that all the pirates are coming with us. Iris and Regina, see if you can commander the two pirates’ ships. They might be worth some BM at least. Now move it, I wanted to be off this rock yesterday!
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