PANIC AND RUN AWAY

Cloaca rape Mudy

>>10315
Actually, you know what?

touch it

>>10316
'I'll be right back to touch it, but I must get my friends first, who might then help out your fellow sand worms.'
Lets get out of this things grip PRONTO.

"LET ME JUST GO GET MY UH......CONDOMS"

>>10315
Point, say: "LOOK! IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF ME!"
Then run like your ass is on fire.

>>10327
This. With our CHA it could work.

Suggestion 2009/07/21(Tue)15:32 No. 10329 ID: 961635
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>>10315

>>10328
We did just get those social bonuses at the Well of Truthes...

"uhh... Look! A handsome sandworm is coming this way! Right over there!"

GTFO when it (hopefully) turns away.

>>10315

>>10311

Oh god...

>>10315
We've lead the poor thing on from the start. If we'd been ballsy and just told the truth, we probably coulda put it down easy.

But no, you man the fuck up, Mudy.

Wrap your cloak around your hand and just...touch it.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/21(Tue)15:37 No. 10334 ID: fb5d8e
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>"LOOK! IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF ME!"
, Mudy almost screams.
The Sandworm immediatly turns its head.
>"~~~TWWWOOOOOOO~~~IIII LIIIIKE THAAAATT~~~"
It momentarily loosens its grip and Mudy uses all his might to wriggle himself free!

>>10334
THERE ARE APPLES IN THE ACID HOLE.
APPLES. IN THE ACID. HOLE.

>>10334

Yay, it's stupid! NOW MAKE LIKE A TREE AND FUCKING RUN!

>>10334
"HELP ME YOU -"

>>10334
"GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME YOU DOUBLE DUMBS"

Shout to Hans and Gunther. Tell them that this worm is guarding delicious apples.

Run up the rocky hill. Don't stop until you are out of the worm's reach.

>>10334
I have not been this happy to see those guys previously.

'Hans, Gunther! get over hear!'

Whether they help us get free or we use one as a substitute for the worm's attentions while we get the rest of the party, I have no idea.

>>10334

"Those two are expert cloaca touchers!"

>>10334

Gunther, Hans it's time to make a sacrifice... there are apples in that cloaca, fetch.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/21(Tue)15:52 No. 10344 ID: fb5d8e
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>"HELP ME YOU -"
Mudy cries out for Hans and Gunther to help, who swiftly pull him out of the worm's grip.

The worm turns around and rests its head on the fence.
>"~~~YOUUUUU TRRRIIICCCKKKEEEEDDD MEEEEEE~~~"
It sounds terribly disheartened.

Mudy quickly apologizes. He doesn't want to lose his transport.
"You see, Raital -- our.. our alpha -- does not want to share and she is very strong. You would just get hurt over mating rights."
, he quickly says.

The Sandworm cooes gently.
>"~~~SOOOO YOOOUU DOOOO CAAAARRREEE AABOOOUUUTTT MEEEEEE~~~"

>>10344
Aw c'mon, baby, dun' be like 'dat. You kno yo's th'only one fo' me.

>>10344
While we're waiting for everyone else to show up, ask the poor, misguided worm for its name.

>>10344
Lets just go hook up with the rest of the party, and group up here. There are clearly supplies and mounts enough for everyone, so lets just deal with that.

Can we focus on the fact that Stormplague is going to come back with some poor hermit's head, demanding a sword?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/21(Tue)16:06 No. 10349 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy asks the Sandworm for its name.
>"~~~SIIILLLYYYY CUUUTEEEEYYY~~~WEEEE DOOONNT HAAAVEE NAAAAMMMEESSSSS~~~YOOOUU AAARREEEE SOOOOO CUUUUTTTEE FOOOORRR AAAASSSSKKIIIINNNGGG"
The Sandworm begins to vibrate gently, making much softer sounds.
>"~~~iiiii wiiilll taaaakke yyoooou aaaaanyyyywheeerrreee yyooouuur heeeaaarrrtttt ddeeeesssiiirrreeessss~~~"

The rest of Mudy's companions now begin to arrive, descending the rocks.
>"Oh, is only beink small one. Vhell, is okay. We not beink many people."
, she remarks.
>"Are vhe all ready to leave, prince?"

>>10349

"Yeah. Let's go. Worm, to the dark elf city!"

>>10349
Wormriding time, OH YEAH.

>>10349
"Free supplies inside, courtesy Stormplague. But I convinced him to head off to the mountains for a while. Bladetree, go help carry the supplies out."

>>10349
Tell it it's name is now...Cheryl.

Just don't forget to gather copious supplies just in case before leaving, all right Mudy?

>>10349
Assuming everyone is here, tell everyone about Stormprague-er-plague's reappearance, and warn them that he may be back.

Then lets ride that worm to darkelf city.

>>10350
Well, wait, aren't we still missing a few people? Axebeard, Bladetree, and Raital still don't seem to be present.

>>10357

You can't always draw everyone in same panels. Takes too much time.

>>10358
Sure, but the overly affectionate sandworm hasn't been threatened yet. So Raital at least probably isn't here.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/21(Tue)16:34 No. 10361 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy tells the worm its name is now.. Cheryl.

The Sandworm stops vibrating for a moment, then vibrates harder then ever. Somehow, even with the radically different way it communicates, Mudy senses that it is deeply touched.
>"~~~i am cheryl~~~"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/21(Tue)16:35 No. 10362 ID: fb5d8e
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Darkmoon promptly slaps it.
>"Not be lettink it mess vhith you, prince."
, she says.
>"Need shovhink vho is boss."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/21(Tue)16:36 No. 10363 ID: fb5d8e
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Shortly after little platforms and tents - found behind the hut - are installed on the worm's back at Darkmoon's command, and all of the food and water is loaded in at Mudy's command.
The company is finally on its way.

>>10362
"Darkmoon, I wouldn't..."

>>10363
If that's a small worm... the big ones must be as wide as a house.

>>10362
"Darkmoon...do all sandworms attempt to ra-...er...show affection to people? Or is it just dashing kobolds?"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/21(Tue)16:56 No. 10369 ID: fb5d8e
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Just before getting on board Darkmoon assures Mudy that the Sandworms are dumb mindless creatures and should not be taken seriously. She states that the Sandworms should be lucky that the Dark Elves took them into their care.

During the trip Mudy finds that the tents provide a great deal of comfort despite the turbulence. They are cool and soft, with food and water within reach.
He feels that after walking so much this way of transport is an amazing change.

He also feels a hand going up his leg.

Nobody else's in the room, why not?

>>10369
Undress.

>>10369
Well... it'll probably be a long trip...

Mark this tent as ours! Blood over everything!

>>10369

Weell, we did promise, didn't we?

Well hopefully the worm wont be able to tell whats going on.

...

it'll be funny either way. do it.

>>10369
Go for it. Just... y'know... try to keep quiet in case Cheryl would take offense.

>>10369
Make the sandworm vibrate. Then go for it.

>>10369
Talk to Raital. Try to get her to open up to us beyond just fucking and cuddling.

"So... What do you like to do, Raital? Besides, me, of course..."

>>10369
I wonder if Mudy still wears her panties. Maybe that's what she's trying to find out.

>>10378

But do remember to cuddle and tm while asking. I also would like a bit openness and show that we would like her input on things. Considering the bad decicions we've made lately.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/21(Tue)17:12 No. 10382 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy looks at Raital, though her eyes are currently focus on his legs.
He remembers all of his sister's interests and hobbies: Flower arranging, bone arranging, decorating weapons, raising demonic beasts, and exploring the citadel. He'd always join her. Frankly, Mudy can't think of any hobbies he didn't share with her.
>"So... Do you still like to do the same things, Raital? Besides, me, of course..."
, he asks.
Raital frowns a little bit, as if disturbed from something important.
>"Huh..? Oh, yeah.. Well, I didn't do them as much while you were gone ofcourse.."

Copulate with Raital
As the sandworm hits a bump, both tumble into the hut behind them
Hut behind them contains Bladetree

>>10382
Love isn't just sex, Raital. Maybe we can talk sometime, or see if we share the hobbies still.

But for now, y'know, let's go. I'm not too sore from last night, are you?

>>10382
Hey, I know! Let's ask Raital to decorate Mudy's sword!
It's not like there was anything else we were going to do, right?

>>10382
Cuddle her and say that you should start a garden once all this is over.

touch her cloaca

>>10382
Flower arranging? I've got some seed for you.

Bone arranging? I've got a bone for you to arrange.

Decorating weapons? How about you decorate my greatsword right here?

Raising demonic beasts? You are certainly making SOMETHING rise.

Exploring the citadel? Yeah, I'll explore your citadel in a minute.

in before "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MEEEEE" round 2.

>>10382

"I'm sorry to hear that I always liked decorating with you. You have been awfully quiet during all this. Are you embarassed in front of others? Don't be. I would like to hear what is on your mind before we make a decision. You have as much a right to be here as anyone just remember that... Now about that promise I made."

>>10382
But this time Mudy is on top.

>Raital Molest Mudy

Wait, what happened? I saw a picture, and then it was gone.

"I think bladetree might take issue with us being together... want to freak him out?"

>>10396

I guess he posted the wrong picture. He said something in IRC about accidentally saving over his picture.

Give her the Dick.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/21(Tue)17:44 No. 10401 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I'm sorry to hear that.. I always liked decorating with you. Maybe we can talk sometime, or see if we share the hobbies still?"
, Mudy grabs Raital's arm and cuddles it.
>"...You have been awfully quiet during all this. Are you embarassed in front of others? Don't be. I would like to hear what is on your mind before we make a decision. You have as much a right to be here as anyone. Just remember that..."

Raital remains silent.

Mudy rubs his cheek against her arm.
>"We should start a flower garden when this is all over.."

>"..Latral, can we just.."

>"Let's go."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/21(Tue)17:45 No. 10402 ID: fb5d8e
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>"..You're still wearing my panties..?!"




>End of chapter 20

>>10402

"He doth diddle his sister so..."

If I see that damn Bladetree one more time...

:D

Don't forget about the feet this time.

>>10402
BLADETREE?!

WHAT ARE THEE DOING TO THEEEEEEE?!

>>10402
what a peeking perv

... *fap fap fap*

>>10402
Ok, we really need to talk to Bladetree about this, he is clearly getting quite unsettled by this.

Xom 2009/07/21(Tue)18:08 No. 10410 ID: 93c708
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meh

>>10410
Reminds me of that "stages of /b/tard" image.

We could also have a coolface Mudy saying "Problem, Bladetree?".

>>10409
"We're just wrestling. It's the way we kobolds greet long-lost friends. Not worth getting upset over, at all."

>>10409
If we DO end up having to deal with Bladetree, the best way would probably be to just feign innocence.

"SHE IS YOUR SISTER!"
"...So?"
"WH- ITS INCEST!"
"...
...Sssso?"
"IT IS SICK AND WRONG AND- AND- AUGH!"
"...But WHY? Whats so wrong about it? :3"
"I- J- W- AUGH!"
And then his head explodes.

>>10451
The setting might have a god. He may then have an actual reason/point. But we can then point out the god's not stopping the Skullking.

>>10461
Holy crap that is an awesome chart, fuck yeah!

But wow, the Blutjaeger are STRONG. and Stormplague isn't all that strong, comparative to our party as a whole. With Raital around again we are a legitimate power, pretty big change in play options.

>>10461
...Hrm.

On reflection on the chart, it seems clear that our dear mother Skullking was either able to turn herself into a Fiend or find a magic to infuse Fiend blood into her progeny. If the latter, that explains a good bit, but the nosebleed things may imply that it has repercussions to the bearer's health. But if it is the former, then as her youngest child we should have also had fiendish blood.

Interesting. Things to ponder.

>>10461
Awesome!

Y'know, after Stormplague comes back we should probably just jump him. I mean, goddamn. He's just going to keep coming back, going to keep being a huge problem, going to keep killing random innocents to look cool, and he's NEVER going to really work for us now that we blew our one chance to hire him on busy-work.

>>10466
And think of the supply of awesome weapons he would have on him. Improve on what we have, and get some war funds from the rest.

That is of course assuming that at least a few of the weaker character (read: everyone but Raital) would probably die. So we should either get more friends or be ready to have heavy casualties if we take him on. He did destroy our army, take Totenkopf's arm and kill Calavera all without much apparent effort.

>>10468
Well, do you have any plans to deal with him that don't involve constantly sending him on dumb missions of murder at fantastic expense, before he finally asks what Raital looks like, comes back, and kills us all?

>>10469
I was gonna say get him to hold the traitor's sword. I mean won't it make him betray the people who employ him for example the Skullking? I don't know exactly how we would do it, but if we could get it done...

In addition to us having no idea how to make him grab the sword, and in addition to us not knowing if it still works after its jewels exploded, and in addition to Khural having been left off holding the sword with all the complications and subsequent solutions (destroying or burying) that implies... In addition to all that: If there is one area where Stormplague is knowledgeable, it is probably about swords.

Motherfucker loves swords.

>>10477
Yeah i dont think we can get him to willingly approach darkbeing. Or convince him that its still useful.

though its best to spring plans at the last moment if you have them.

>>10470
It broke, and was left on the ground by all those Blutjaegers a bit ago.

It is no longer in our possession.

Also, if we want to keep sending him away, we should try and collect magic/rare weapons as we go, so we can give him pay for 'time spent' and avoid having him kill us for our trickery.

Also, is it me or does anyone else see a bit of a consistent decline in child power for the Skullking? Her first kid got celestial and fiendish blood, a nice bit of classical RPG powergaming, is intelligent enough to not fall for our tricks and is the strongest Blutjaeger. Then the next kid trades in celestial exarch blood for werecat blood. Definitely a downgrade. And then comes Taikah, who can barely form thoughts of her own. Next is Raital, who start showing Kobold traits, which none of the other children thus far had shown, and being the weakest yet. Then there is Mudy/Latral, full kobold and the weakest of all. We know that the Skullking was at some point a kobold, and this decline in power of heirs coupled with growing kobold traits manifesting could mean that the Skullking is losing power somehow.

This would actually make the appointment of a new heir make perfect sense, since the now weakened Skullking would need something to protect herself from her children's scheming. Add this to the fact that when we, Mudy, her weakest child went up against her, we somehow managed to live. Could be some unknown plot device, or could be further signs that the Skullking doesn't have the power she used to.

I don't know, it may not have any conclusive data behind it, but it sounds like it could fit the data we do have to me, or does this sound like crazy talk to everyone else?

>>10470
Well aren't we technically employing him now?

Might not be the best idea now.

This is kind of off topic, but I don't think I have ever seen Raital smile. We should try and get her to smile next chapter.

>>10484
she can't smile, her mouth is always :<

>>10487
WE MUST MAKE IT :3
POSSIBLY >:3

>>10495
Raital is more suited to a >;3 face.
It would be patently hilarious.

I thought Bladetree would be stronger... didn't he say he killed a dragon?

Perhaps it was a rather small one.