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>Well you are pretty ugly by human standards. Beautiful people have a large advantage in a lot of things, especially finding love.
Geez, thanks for the confidence boost…
>Don't say she's ugly by 'traditional' human standards.
…why would you even consider that? And is she? Sure, she isn’t attractive by normal human standards, as she isn’t human, but she isn’t ugly.
>Note to self, Vic, always remember to shower thoroughly before coming to visit Zalia.
Note to self, shower before visiting any of the ladies… no scratch that. Shower before visiting anyone, as you start to smell if you don’t!
>But is that the same thing? Is walking on an exotic beach or a lush forest, or bouncing across the surface of a low-gravity planet, or whatever you might be dreaming of at the moment, really the same experience in VR that it is in reality?
“Hmhm… well, while it is hard at times to feel the difference, I admit reality will always be a bit more… real, hmm? That why I prefer reality over the virtual world myself… but then again, when you want to do something impossible, you can’t really compare, can you? After all, you can only ever do it in the virtual world, hmm? Though, in the end, if you do something in the virtual world with someone that’s real, don’t you still have an experience to share?”
>Oh, come now. Turning someone into a what? I've certainly shared a few embarrassing stories.
“It’s not so much embarrassing as… how should I put it… possible off putting, hmm? Hmhm, after all, we kind of fell down the rabbit hold filled to the brim with odd desires, a place I rather only visit out of boredom than anything. No, I’m not going to tell you what I was about to say. Let just say it belongs to the world of impossibilities and… odd orgasms and leave it at that. In fact, we should leave this whole subject… after you’ve told me your odd desires, of course.”
>Drink the dessert drink.
As you pick up your glass, Zalia does the same. Taking a sip, you can’t help but scrunch your face a bit as the sheer sourness of the drink overcomes you.
“What do you think?”
>A bit… sour?
“A bit of an delight, if I have to say it myself. Mmm…”
>Turn-offs...
“Hmm?”
>Many of the same ones you mentioned, especially unwillingness. I can't imagine enjoying myself at all if my partner were not; the happier they are, the happier I'd be.
“Happiness should be shared, indeed… not surprising to hear you say that.”
>Guys; I'm definitely only into women.
“Oh? Well, that’s a downer. And here I was thinking about inviting you to one of my… mmm… private parties, hmhm…”
>…wait, why does that-
“Men, woman… things betwixt those… all of them welcomed, all of them expected to enjoy all the others… so rude to say no, no?”
>The sun.
“…really? You don’t want to swing your sword into a giant ball of fire?”
>No seriously. My skin can’t stand the sun for long. I even have to use an umbrella on sunny days… like today.
“Oh… that’s too bad. I guess I can’t expect to go sunbathing with you, then? A shame, really.”
>Sadness and suffering.
“Fits with the unwillingness, yes…”
>Even when I was watching simulated vor- I mean-
“Hmm? What was that?”
>I… um… misspoke…
“Of course you did. Don’t you worry, I won’t tell if you don’t, hmhm. No need to be shy about it though… it’s just another instinct, isn’t it? To eat, hmm? Though… there are… other ways to eat, isn’t there? Hmhm… but do go on, VicK.”
>Unpleasant sensations.
“I don’t think anyone likes those… as they wouldn’t be unpleasant if they did, no?”
>I don't like most of the nonsexual bodily fluids. Anything involving bodily waste merits a definite 'no'.
“Then we are two. Good to know.”
>or anything involving pretending to be extremely young, like infantile.
“I didn’t think we even needed to mention this one?”
>Blood is one.
“Oh? Aren’t you trying to bed a Khrax though, hmm?”
>it's more the idea of something being seriously harmed, or suffering. I associate blood and such with that.
“Well, blood is kind of a symbol of pain, isn’t it?”
>Since I am deeply romantically and sexually attracted to a Khrax, this is important to me, but I haven't the foggiest idea about how to do this.
“Hmm… you should always invest in a mask for her. One to wear over her eyes. Either that or have her come… mmm… already popped. The biggest reason why they… explode is because of overpressure when they get excited… having already removed a few eyes will keep the blood flow in check… most of the time…”
>Ack. But look at me! Asking you for romantic advice for my other… um… encounters.
“I never understood that notion. Why wouldn’t you ask me for advice? I’m more experienced, after all? Besides, it’s quite interesting to hear about all these problems and find solution to them. So please, VicK, do ask away. No need to be shy about it, hmhm.”
>Something impossible...
“Sky is the limit, VicK…”
>Well, a few weeks ago I would have said "Spending time with a beautiful woman who might potentially be interested in me".
“Hmhm… not the first dream I’ve been it.”
>I'm gonna say transformation. Vic's got body issues.
“Really? It’s true that you seem rather… self-conscious when it comes to your body. Maybe it’s time for a makeover, hmm? A bit of training, a better diet and some… mmm… medical aid... I’m sure they can turn you around in just a few months! That way, you can transform in real life, hmhm.”
>Major size difference.
“…when you say major you mean… like a sky-scraper? …or like the size between you and a Tuul? After all, the second of those you already got… and you might even be on the big side for her already.”
>Making first contact with a new species nobody in the galaxy has ever met before, perhaps?
“Sadly, it’s not as romantic as people believe… and this is rather… non-sexual? Ah, you meant anything impossible, did you? My apologies, but I guess it’s my turn to confess that my mind got stuck on a track, what with the turn-off question right before.”
>But I think I'd settle for walking along an alien beach, under a pair of setting suns, with someone I truly care about by my side.
“Hmhm… sounds delightful. Though, the question is… who will be the one who walks besides you? The Tuul? The Khrax? Someone else? … … …me?”
“But speaking of the impossible… and more refine impossibilities… I guess I’ve always wanted to rule the world? Of course, who haven’t fantasied of that? To be… empress… queen… leader or whatever. I have to admit it was something I really wanted to become when I was small… and naïve, hmhm. So to change the subject to get away from the gutter… what did you dream about when you were small, VicK? Anything you wanted to be? Something you… became? Hmm? Oh, and is there something you dream of now… something you really want to do… to become… to… achieve?”
>Also, feed her more chocolates. Don't draw out dessert any longer than you need to. I mean, you want to get to the "dessert", don't you?
You aren’t even halfway through the first layer yet! There’s way too much chocolate in this box! It’s clear that you maybe to want to feed her all of them. Maybe it’s already enough?
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