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1107259 No. 1107259 ID: 0d1c28

This Quest may of may not contains NSFW elements

Welcome to Eden!
Stab Unicorn and Chemical Formixer must keep Eden safe
can you help them?


This is a quest I'm Co-Authoring with Huckbein, art style may change suddenly as we both draw a lot.
It's not a public quest but may feature characters frequent guest characters!.
Contact me on Discord if you want more info on cameos.

hope everyone enjoys!
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No. 1117639 ID: 2f41db

>>1117635
Yeah. Agreed.
He has to go in but human desk could appreciate a heads up.
His boss is already in so evidently thats no issue.
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No. 1117658 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1117639
Yeah, if his boss is here then Eden has no problem with them using the park regardless of their politics. In he goes.
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No. 1117687 ID: 176fd2

>>1117635 Supporting
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No. 1117712 ID: 66de4b

Your orders don't have anything to do with violent beliefs. Humans can be as violent as they want, as long as you destroy the Maverick reploids. You do think it might not in this human (and other humans) best interests if all reploids are destroyed, but he didn't ask, so you don't have to give your opinion.

Really the only difference between you and his boss is you only want the Maverick reploids destroyed before they destroy us.

You answered his one question. You're all done! Let him into Eden. Oh you might warn him that there will be a minimal amount of reploids in Eden, if his boss doesn't like that.
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No. 1117728 ID: 7e47a4

Nobody in eden has any intention of harming humans, so theres no reason his boss would need to destroy it!
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No. 1117750 ID: b4c241

>>1117615
There's another reason to let him in that hasn't been discussed. The reason is that we shouldn't exclude people based solely on their beliefs. A functional society depends on its people being able to freely discuss ideas to expose their flaws. What we've heard about Fuquaids is objectionable to be sure, given that it could fairly be interpreted as reploid genocide, but as of now we don't have any evidence that he's actually done anything dangerous or criminal beyond expressing himself. We have good reason to look into him in case he turns out to be a threat (and we have a good chance to do that now, unless Fullus feels like we're holding him up), but until we find actionable intelligence it's a problem to be solved in the public forum, not by a border guard. Government censorship will just inspire them to practice their insane ideals in secret without learning why they're wrong.

(Ugh, the only reason they're allowed to get away with it is because they're humans. If a reploid started calling for human genocide, they'd be put through nine kinds of retirement before they could finish their sentence.)
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No. 1117778 ID: 0d1c28
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1117778

Stab Unicorn grants entry to Fullus
she then contacts the head of human management
and in fact only employee of human management Dave Westland.

Stabitha has spoken to Dave several times before.
Reploids have to contact HM if a human if a human is
threatening them or being inappropriate...
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No. 1117779 ID: 0d1c28
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1117779

Stab unicorn knows this reploid!
it's Gilded Goose, mascot and model for Avis manufacturing.
Stab Unicorn has long loved and admired her.
She would really like to grant Gilded Goose entry into Eden
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No. 1117784 ID: 750700

Give her your room number
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No. 1117785 ID: 66de4b

>>1117779

Wait! Is that Golden Goose, or Gold Eared Rabbit?
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No. 1117787 ID: 94d85e

It appears she has had her ID stolen by a charlatan outside the gates. Someone is interfering with your job! Tell her to wait here and you'll go get it back for her. You'll be your hero's hero!
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No. 1117789 ID: 2f41db

>>1117778
Aw.
Good old dave.
Seems like a nice guy.

Oh, hey.
Famous reploi-

>>1117787
-uhoh.
Oh no.
Can... can stabitha run outside and get it back?
Leaving the desk could be bad. Is there a security reploid on station?
Cameras?
We need a description of the fake prescreener.

Say.
How goosey is this reploid?
Animal designs are already unfavored and...
Ugh. Its gonna be hard to try and squeeze a pass with no id anyway...
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No. 1117790 ID: 56db77

>>1117779
Whoah calm down there stabs, need to be proffesional about this. First of all is pre-screening a thing? Do we have there ID like they're implying? If the answers are yes this is probably ok. If no we may be dealing with an imposter trying to dazzle you with celebrity.
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No. 1117805 ID: b4c241

>>1117779
Well, this day just got a whole lot brighter (and shinier)! Not only is the next entrant another reploid, but she's the famous Gilded Goose here to meet us in person! Or an impostor trying to exploit her fame to bluff her way past security. A Maverick Hunter can't afford to let her admiration get in the way of investigating a potential Maverick.

"Thank you! My name's Stabitha, and I know who you are. Big fan of your work! What was that about your ID and room number? I'm the border guard, it's my job to collect ID cards and inspect them, and I haven't received any in advance."

We're not familiar with any "pre-screening" process. We'll need her to describe the process she went through to in as much detail as she can recall, to make sure it's legitimate. Particularly focus on the names and appearances of the Eden agents who administered her screening. There's probably someone we can call on the phone to confirm things.

Do not use her name, or reveal any info about her that she doesn't share herself. Give the impostor chances to slip up.

>>1117787
Stolen? Oh dear. I hadn't considered that. I'm afraid we're going to have to deliver some bad news. For her. But it's great news for us, because it means our celebrity crush is now another reploid in a bad situation who needs our help. Remember, a friend in need is a friend you can take advantage of!

Sadly we can't leave our post to get her ID back but GG isn't retired yet. We'll just have to ask her some questions. Start with the info that's on an ID: name, class, biome, OPPR (don't know what that stands for), height, weight, power, and speed. We don't exactly have a photo, but she's famous enough that we can probably bring out a Avis ad we've got saved for comparison purposes. Also it would help to see her manufacturer's mark, and know her reason for visiting.

>>1117789
We do have some leeway regarding whom we let in. Checking the list, she has: no ID, arrogant disposition, animal design, fancy crown, what looks like a cape, and she's yellow. On the plus side, she's also red and kinda white in places and has lots of gems, and she's Gilded Goose! We haven't seen her feet or mark yet, but at least there are no "UNACCEPTABLE" traits!

...Yeah, this is going to be a hard sell, sadly. Hopefully we can get her ID situation sorted out and her manufacturer's mark is a good one, that'll at least push things a little in her favor.
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No. 1117806 ID: 6e9a06

>>1117787 Seconded. Surely there's a reploid who can cover your job for a little while!
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No. 1117807 ID: 70f58a

>>1117779
Pre-screened? That's new! Check to see if you've got her stuff somewhere. Oh, maybe she's just talking about the parts of security before you. Ask her who she talked to before you, so you can talk to them and get her ID back.

Even if you can't, it'll be fine. You can vouch for her identity, and "missing ID" isn't a forbidden category. We can check for the other forbidden stuff I guess but I doubt she qualifies. Unless she has tiny feet.
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No. 1117808 ID: fd169b

Nobody mentioned a pre-screening, and you definitely don't have her id.
Sounds like some dastardly swindler has taken advantage of this kind beautiful goose.
We need to get to the bottom of this immediatly
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No. 1117836 ID: 56db77

>>1117779
I just had a thought, this might not be a swindler but a victum OF a swindler. Someone may have posed as Eden staff for this "pre-screening" in order to steal Goose's ID
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No. 1117840 ID: 28931d

Try not to be a fangirl. Don’t fangirl out! Be professional!
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No. 1117847 ID: 2f41db

>>1117840
Agreed!
Explicitly dont have your hypotheticals subroutines run simulations of you boldly bursting through the gates wearing your fool bikini mod, dragging the scammer in with one hand, holding the stolen id in the other and clenching a rose between your teeth while GG swoons at your heroism.
Now isnt the time for what humans call daydreams!
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No. 1117852 ID: b4c241

>>1117847
Whoa there, pardner! I know it's intimidating to meet our idol like this, but don't forget that we're the authority figure here. We're the one holding all the cards, and if we play them right, we could have GG stuck living with us by the end of the day. Just need to stay cool and keep our head in the game.
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No. 1117861 ID: 94d85e

>>1117852
Formixer's already our roommate, no need to overstretch our ambitions. Familiarity can breed contempt.
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No. 1117894 ID: b4c241

>>1117861
Good point. It's important that we don't look like a creepy stalker when we're being a creepy stalker. We'll save the "get Gilded Goose as a live-in celebrity crush" plan as a last resort in case she doesn't have any other housing options conveniently available.

At the very least, we'll be able to find out where she lives. That's going to be very good to know. If she's in danger and needs a Maverick Hunter to save her, I mean.
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No. 1117906 ID: b4c241

>>1117779
I just realized something. She says "blue wasn't our color". We wore yellow in those ads. Did she mean our arm and leg bands? Or is she talking about some other job besides the poster we've got here?

Don't confront her about this or she'll know to choose her words more carefully. Let her think we're obliviously starstruck and give her more chances to make mistakes. She doesn't seem in the mood for small talk anyway, but that might change soon.

I'm suspicious, but I don't know why a liar would make that mistake. How would she know we were an actor in environmental PSAs but not what we were wearing in them? And if she didn't know that, why would she try to bluff by giving us an oddly specific critique of a wardrobe she hasn't seen?

If we need to use her name before she does, call her Goldie Goose. The real Gilded Goose would spot the mistake immediately, but an impostor may not be so used to her name. Perhaps when we're asking her for the info on her ID.
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No. 1117916 ID: 2f41db

>>1117906
Ooh. Yes.
Good catch.
Admittedly, i thought it was a bikini but it was a neat onepiece.

The goldie goose ploy is a good one, if stabitha can bring herself to try.
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No. 1117920 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1117779
Check the systems to confirm her claim and examine her ID.
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No. 1117922 ID: d30887

Social engineering at its finest.
1) Ask if she needs anything to make her comfortable while she waits.
2) Close the shutters. Call for guards.
3) Order one guard to go look for her ID and papers.
4) Call the head office on their mascot's current location.
5) If all of the above succeeds, ask her out for dinner and let her in.
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No. 1117928 ID: 74a4e2

>>1117906

>I'm suspicious, but I don't know why a liar would make that mistake. How would she know we were an actor in environmental PSAs but not what we were wearing in them? And if she didn't know that, why would she try to bluff by giving us an oddly specific critique of a wardrobe she hasn't seen?

Presumably gilded goose considers the gold outfit with a red gem in it a default and is only commenting on the blue highlights because gold should be everyone's color.
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No. 1118008 ID: b4c241

>>1117922
>Ask if she needs anything to make her comfortable while she waits.
Another good idea. Letting her ask for accomodations will give her more chances to slip up and ask for something out-of-character, like a luxury energy drink that the real Gilded Goose actually hates. An admirer like Stabitha would know things about her that an impostor wouldn't!
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No. 1118041 ID: 0d1c28
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1118041

Stab Unicorn can teleport to most out door areas across Eden, but no where outside the dome, she'd have to use the customs passage in and out.
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No. 1118043 ID: 0d1c28
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1118043

Stab Unicorn knows Pre-screenings are common enough.
She got into Eden herself on a pre-screening.
now that she thinks about it, it's odd that Dr.Eve and Smart Apploid never mentioned it.
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No. 1118044 ID: 94d85e

Very odd indeed she would have forgotten to mention that, how are we supposed to admit pre-screened reploids if they don't carry their IDs?
Well, do you know Sinnick too?
Call Pipo and ask where she sent that ID.
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No. 1118045 ID: 70f58a

>>1118043
Tell Gilda you'll be back in a jiffy. Sinnick may have just forgotten to hand it to you... Do we know who Sinnick is? If not, go ask Pipo. Then we can contact the hotel to get that room number.

Tell Gourdon not to let anyone through under any circumstances while you're away. Gilda needs to wait for her ID and room number anyway, and it's not safe for more than one reploid to be in the interview room... well, I guess if Gilda steps out Gourdon can start letting humans through, that's easy. Does he have a bio scanner to identify them?
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No. 1118046 ID: 57ee5d

Bury your head in your hands for calling her Goldie
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No. 1118047 ID: d30887

Uh-oh.
I think Gilded Goose is being used by a tailgater. She might be innocent, but Sinnick (Santa-themed Satanist Maverick?), the trojan AI stowed in her backup hard drive isn't!
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No. 1118068 ID: b4c241

>>1118043
>Pre-screenings are common enough.
Well, that was a whole lot of scheming gone to waste. You've got to tell us these things, Stabitha! You're the part of our design that knows our history and the world!

I still blame the apple. This should have come up in our training. Now, how do we deflect the blame for this so we don't end up even more embarrassed in front of Gilda!

"Terribly sorry for the confusion. My superiors neglected to inform me of how these things are meant to be handled. I may need to make some calls to sort this out. Is there anything that could make you more comfortable while you wait?"

Can't forget that it's our job to be tricky. All signs say this is the real Gilded Goose, but you can't be too careful with Mavericks on the loose.

Now let's get started sorting this out. Simple solution first: check our work station and computer files in case there's something like a drawer full of pre-screened ID cards or a conveniently available digital record that we somehow overlooked. If not, we'll need to track down her ID, starting with a call to Pipo to find out where she takes the cards she handles.

Stupid apple. Ignoring vital info he's supposed to be giving us, making trouble for Gilded Goose, making us look incompetent in front of Gilded Goose...

Wait wait wait. Just to be sure, if we went through the pre-screening process, does Gilda's description match with how it went for us?
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No. 1118088 ID: 2f41db

>>1118043
Looking legitimate then.
Check pipos location.
Check sinnick.
Verify claims.
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No. 1118095 ID: fd169b

beg forgiveness, its your first day after all.

Check with Pipo where that ID is. Logically it should be here in the booth so it can be returned when the person checks in.

Also at some point you might offer Stitch in Time card as something she would be interested in
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No. 1118141 ID: b6ea64

Apologies for the delay, but it seems like the other staff have been slacking. Start contacting those who were mentioned and get some information!
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No. 1118155 ID: 9bbb0e

Well, confirm with the other staff and remind them to send out memos in a timely manner. If the claims are confirmed, it seems she's good to go.
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No. 1118227 ID: 4ef0bf

Gilda sounds wonderful.
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No. 1118333 ID: 0d1c28
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1118333

Stab Unicorn calls Pipo
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No. 1118334 ID: 94d85e

Where did you deliver it to? What did Sinnick tell you? I need her ID to verify it's the real Goldie.
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No. 1118335 ID: 28931d

Pipo did you really just talk about Stabitha’s special panties in front of Gilda?!

This day can’t get any worse
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No. 1118337 ID: 70f58a

In order of importance:
1, where is Gilda's ID?
2, what did Sinnick tell her?
3, who is Sinnick exactly?
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No. 1118339 ID: b4c241

>>1118333
I can't hate Pipo for her good heart, but I can certainly look down on her loose lips. Luckily for us, her unprofessional behavior is a convenient distraction from our own.

"Gilded Goose is here right now and waiting for her ID card back. What did you do with it? Where exactly is it now?"

There we go. Now she's going to tell us where to find the pre-screened ID cards that the stupid apple didn't talk about during training and Stabitha will look like she's cleaning up after someone else's incompetence. Then Gilda will like us for helping her instead of blaming us for holding her up! See, friends are useful when we need someone to take a fall for us!

And who is this Sinnick fellow? Is he anyone we know? What did he tell her, and should we be worried?

>>1118334
The "Goldie" thing has run its course. She didn't take the bait, so there's no reason to bother her any further with the wrong name.

>>1118335
No, no, we can use this.

"Ugh, personal gossip can be such a bother. But I suppose you've had to deal with that too, haven't you?"

Establish commonality to build trust. Gilded Goose is a celebrity, so of course she'd know what it's like when people share intimate details about her that she doesn't want getting out. Don't mention how many of those details we know.

Or if we're really lucky, she might be interested. Not likely, but it's a nice thought.
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No. 1118392 ID: 2f41db

>>1118335
Indeed.
Apologise for sullying GGs audio receptors with talk of underwear.
I do hope they dont think they were anything untoward.
Or embarressing.
Like oil incontinence panties.
Im sure it happens to every older model as the joint seals get loose and leaky.

>>1118337
All questions we either need answers to or for stabitha to recollect if she already knows.

>>1118339
Agreed.
Commonalities and rapport.
Hopefully theyre too distracted to be caught up thinking about our reinforced undergarments.
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No. 1118399 ID: fd169b

Pipo, where is Miss Gilded Goose's ID?
This is not the impression we should be making on such an important guest.
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No. 1118465 ID: b4c241

>>1118392
implying that Stabitha needs diapers
No. Absolutely not. That is not at all what she was hinting at. Incorrect. False. Invalid. I will accept no argument on the matter.

Stab Unicorn is a pervert who buys reploid sex toys and exotic lingerie for private use. Not that.
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No. 1118468 ID: 2f41db

>>1118465
Well, i was trying to think of the most embarrassing thing that would require special underwear for a reploid.
On reflection your take with her mimicking human biological reproductive activity for recreational purposes is a very deviant behaviour for a reploid... far more embarrassing than a leaky gasket.
I wonder what theyre really for though...
Im guessing reinforced for combat purposes.
Hey stabitha.
Whats special about your panties?
Enquiring minds need to know!
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