Suggestion 2025/02/16(Sun)01:17 No. 1103828 ID: 5926c4
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In the mountains of hell, there is a valley.

Here the stones are cracked, and from the depths of spirit fires far below, what remained to the rivers of the underworld is pressed up through the rock to rise as steaming springs. Seeking all those things the rivers washed away, transfigured in infernal heat, there descend here the winterbones, pretending vainly at the shape of trees. They drink the steam, and what remains falls to the stone as icy powder, near identical to snow.

The false forest is not the only beneficiary of the waters, however – there are inhabitants that call the cold of the woods and the heat in the rocks their home. Indeed, it has been called a home for a very, very long time. This is one of the most ancient of the demon realms – though modest, in its way.

Who rules here?

Aphannit 2025/02/16(Sun)01:19 No. 1103829 ID: 5926c4
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It is I! Demon lady, lord or liege – prince, princeps or princess of the Winterbone Valley, born of Hunger upon the edge of Infinite Abyss. Obviously, I’m not going to give you my true name. But you can call me by a piece of it - Aphannit.

Forgive me the casual greeting – you’ve caught me and mine when we were still relaxing after a very busy little time. In the name of hospitality, let me offer you an explanation, at the least.

You see, while the lands of hell and most of those who call it home embody those ideas mortals consider to be dark, malefic or malign – or just sufficiently uncomfortable or inconvenient to them – those of us who hold title here have taken up the real responsibility of managing those concepts.

This valley, I, and all my servants – our domain encompasses what’s most succinctly described as food prostitution. Any trade of sex for sustenance, or vice versa, is my charge. When hell and heaven and so many more were formed from mortal though, my kingdom was already here. Isn’t it an honour to be guest among such history?

It used to be bigger, I admit.

Aphannit 2025/02/16(Sun)01:21 No. 1103830 ID: 5926c4
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Long ago, this was the realm of sex work, and its ruler reigned across all of that domain. When mortals lived on the edge of survival, all other currencies were secondary. When mortals became more sophisticated, and the spirit realms expanded, the original liege of this land rose to rule over all sex trade! And so, of course, there had to be an heir to take charge of their former realm. An incredible honour.

The one who got it first was awful, though, so I ate him. And now the honour is mine!

Ah, the honour of presiding over a kingdom in decline, though. More and more mortals pulled themselves from the brink of starvation. Other things – power, treasures, fame – pulled ahead of food as the most common coins for trade. And the actual coins, not least! Fewer mortals stepped into my domain, and less lost souls whose stains aligned with our realm most would come down. It was... difficult.

But, then, inspiration from on high – literally! For an angel of love, free love, Haviel, loved me. Their soft wisdom showed me that I had been blinded by my regard for the high days of the Valley, and that in focusing my attention on the darkest parts of my domain, I had neglected the lighter – yet far vaster - realm I could call mine. There are many ways in which people still trade food and drink for flesh. It was painful to realize my foolishness, but in return, my realm and I gained fresh purpose – no longer resigned to be stewards of a shrinking land, but a steady one, with visitors in plenty for eons to come.

Ohh, Haviel. You taught me the things that mortals do for love.

Aphannit 2025/02/16(Sun)01:22 No. 1103831 ID: 5926c4
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And that they don’t always do them just for love.

Have you ever bought a drink for someone at a bar, and hoped to bring them home – or accepted one, knowing what was in the buyer’s mind? Have you made time to cook and serve your significant a special meal, to warm their heart and, too, warm their body? Have you given wine or chocolate to signal your love – and was love, perhaps, not all that was on your mind?

Then you have walked, a little, in my domain. And part of you is mine – if in a little way. Welcome. Don’t worry. I pride myself in how I care for everyone I have an obligation to.

So then! Now you understand why we were busy. So many of our mortal worlds just had a special celebration of love – this Valentine’s Day – and we had a lot of work to do! So much to oversee, so many souls to care for. Shoulders to be devils on. Cooking and catering to inspire to its heights. Myths of what foods might be aphrodisiacs, to see if we can tilt to truth. Coordination with other demons, other hells, angels, gods, so on... I wouldn’t trouble you with all the celestial bureaucracy, but it was, you can appreciate, a strain. Yes?

So, now, we get to relax a bit. And we reap the rewards – power, mana, influence. Bask a bit, in our revival. All thanks to love.

>”Oh, yeah, that reminds me! What’d you do for Haviel for Valentine’s Day, chief? We were all wondering and I was so busy I never found out!”

Aphannit 2025/02/16(Sun)01:22 No. 1103832 ID: 5926c4
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>”... chief?”

Ohh you fucked up. Better start finding a good gift quick. What do they like?

Forgot to get Haviel a Valentine? Don't worry, Haviel forgot to get you a Valentine too...

wait, that's worse! Forget everything I just said!!

first, you gotta lie to your faithful followers! Something awesome so that they think you are awesome, like you brought him to a heavy metal concert, feasted on the souls of some lustful mortals served to you by the best Incubus and Succubus demon chefs around at a 5 sigil of Baphomet pentagram star restaurant, then took him home and fucked the hell outta Haviel

Then get them outta here before they figure out you forgot, and you can focus on attempting to do... all that as a valentine gift without your minions knowing!

Quick, send them a message that makes it seem as though you think TODAY is Valentine's Day. That should buy you some time.

So, are you going to do the 'enhance knockers' thing frequently? Great!

>I need a present now now now
Get him three bobas, two dessert yogurts, and a coupon off any $10 digital video game copy, and tell him you were 'waiting for that new Ent:Stomps of the Forest Guardian game to come out but it got delayed so here's the coupon instead'.

There, we're done
See you in an official Quest!

Haviel gives free love right? Thats basically unconditional. That means you can be a piece of shit and neglect them and they still won't leave you.

sensual massage, SENSUAL MASSAGE!

Call him up and pretend you waited a day sense EVERYONE knows how busy Valentine's Day is so you wanted to wait until things calmed down so you can give them a nice relaxing message that could maybe extend into a nice dinner. The message is in no way an excuse to buy time so you can get your minions to go grab food and make a nice diner for the two of you to enjoy, no way at all.

>>1103832
The most special gift is something made with your own hands. Though, to be true to your domain, it should be some sort of food.

Food that massages you!

You know what angels like? Trumpets. Get them a big, honkin' trumpet. And stuff it full of SOULS!

>>1103837
yeah, wait, hold on a second here. what did haviel do for YOU for valentine's, chief??

>>1103832
Oh.
Shit.

Food!
We're good at food down here so i presume the meal is sorted.
At the very least we'll gave a couple of mortal souls that are held by us that would know food.
And, we are sex demons...
So, no panic about the cooking and the fooking.

The tricky part is the new stuff.
Rohmahnce.
What...
What do angels like?
Harps?
Halo polish?
>>1103845
Trumpets! Fuck yes!

Oh yeah.
Maybe we can tell them we appreciate them for the help and think a lot of them or some junk.

Something sweet and very good sex after as an unspoken apology for the hurried present.
Do you have time to bake a cake? Flower, sugar, milk, eggs and yeast. If you want to be fancy condensed milk and lemon for a quick frosting.
He will probable notice the improvised nature of the present and may be too polite to comment on it. Divert his attention by making he lay while you do all the work. Make sure he well served by no other than yourself.

WELP, good thing about love: 100 ways to express it, which is also a bad thing because you gotta choose quick.
Well, in honor of what they have done for you it should probably be some kind of food, their favorite or enough for all to have a feast?
Does Havel enjoy more personal things or things that also help others? I can't tell with angels...

Oooh! Give the fellow your True Name! It will feed his sense of trust in you forever. You can even write it on a cake for the guy!

Also:
I CALL YOU BY YOUR TRUE NAME, DEZIDIUS! I COMMAND YOU TO...um... DROP DEAD AND GO TO WHAT AFTERLIFE AWAITS YOU!

Oh, this is going to be hilarious! Dezidious is the name of the tail, right? I'm pretty sure the tail is the one called that.

>>1103832
Ok you've definitely messed up but the situatiin is probably still salvageable. First things you're going to need to do are: 1) Calm down and think clearly, 2)Remember all you can about what your feiend does and doesn’t like, 3)Think of what sorts of things they wouldn't normally get you wantthis to be special after all.

guys, I think we might have been bamboozled. I think this quest might have actually been someone who forgot to give their date a gift on valentine day and then made a quest to figure out a good make up gift.

Aphannit 2025/03/03(Mon)20:47 No. 1104479 ID: ef89d5
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>Don't worry, Haviel forgot to get you a Valentine too...
>what did haviel do for YOU for valentine's, chief??

I just told you Haviel helped me revitalize my entire realm! Every Valentine’s Day is a gift from them!! I’m the aristocracy here, I’m the one who needs to take the lead! I didn’t send an invitation! I didn’t do anything!!

>Haviel gives free love right? Thats basically unconditional. That means you can be a piece of shit and neglect them and they still won't leave you.

Of course I could!! They’re probably thinking in some – kind, considerate, good-faith way about it all right now! But I have standards!! I care for my obligations, and I have an obligation here!!... and what will everyone else think of me?? Do you know how many other people Haviel loves!? I’m going to get a bad rank in the polycule!

Something normal to fear and possible to achieve!!

>tell him you were waiting
>Call him up and pretend you waited a day sense EVERYONE knows how busy Valentine's Day is
>Quick, send them a message that makes it seem as though you think TODAY is Valentine's Day. That should buy you some time.

That would make me look like a fool! Besides, I can’t lie to Haviel! Literally!!

>first, you gotta lie to your faithful followers!

Lying is - less impossible there, but – I’m a noble demon! Lying is beneath me - I should deceive by technicalities and implications, not just saying things that are false outright!

... So-!

Aphannit 2025/03/03(Mon)20:48 No. 1104480 ID: ef89d5
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>get them outta here before they figure out you forgot

“Why would I have done something on Valentine’s Day when I and Haviel are both so busy, Boleret!? It’s hardly uncommon that people can’t easily make time on the day itself!! We had a lot to do!”

>“Rrrright? – ok, but...”
>”You can make time, though? Sort of?” “Close enough?” “We do it all the time, just-”

“The important thing is to carve out a space to focus on your partners! If we did something on the day, we would be going from our duties and back to our duties directly before and after - it would be distracting! Everyone knows it’s perfectly acceptable to arrange something before or after Valentine’s Day so long as it means the time you spend together is the better for it!!”

>”Ah. Right.”

“... but. Thank you for the reminder – It happens that there is something about my arrangements that I should see to sooner rather than later! I’m going to go see about that now. While it’s fresh on my mind.”

>“Oh... happy to help, then, chief.”
>”What do you want us to-?”

“This is a personal matter so I will see to it personally thank you Boleret and thank you Lysca and Clyas and Ycsal and Sylca!... Please return to enjoying yourselves with everyone else, as you deserve. You have worked hard.”

>“... Yes, chief.”
>“Yes, my lord.” ”Yes, my lady.” ”Yes, prince.” ”Yes, princess.”

Aphannit 2025/03/03(Mon)20:49 No. 1104481 ID: ef89d5
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... Step one. Face saved.

At the cost of ruling out my servants’ assistance with this, but no-one said leadership was easy. And this is a personal matter.... aaaarrhk what do I do though?!?!?

>Better start finding a good gift quick. What do they like?

That’s the problem! Angels serve higher powers! They’re usually content with their jobs – and if they need something for their job, they usually already have it! If I asked Haviel what they wanted they’d probably just say ‘time with you’ or something! Impossible to shop for!!

>sensual massage, SENSUAL MASSAGE!

... It’s a start?!? I need more than that!!

>food that massages you!

Look, yes, sometimes we turn our sinful souls into sex slaves made of living food as an ironic punishment, but they stay here until they’re purified! And we have some demons who are just... like that, themselves, but! Haviel doesn’t like eating people!... Not like that, anyway!

>Food!
>We're good at food down here
>Do you have time to bake a cake?
>in honor of what they have done for you it should probably be some kind of food

Oh, yes! The culinary arts are actually listed as one of my tutelary skills among daemonologists! And the Winterbone Valley is one of only a few places in hell that real food – food that can actually sustain material, mortal life long-term – can grow! Not that it’s easy... but we accept food offerings for summoning and service, so we import as well. The winterbones themselves sometimes produce a delicious approximation of fruits or nuts -they’ll starve you rather than sustaining you, but a little bit mixed in with real food circumvents that, and elevates every other flavor. It’s hugely in demand! Good food is absolutely something we can do!

... The problem is that every good guest here gets given good food! That’s just hospitality!! They have to follow the rules, conditions, but – Haviel does! I’m always giving them great meals!

>we are sex demons...

And great fucking!!

>You know what angels like? Trumpets. Get them a big, honkin' trumpet.

I... think Haviel has a trumpet already?? I don’t know! They certainly know how to blow!

>food
>trumpet
>Does Havel enjoy more personal things or things that also help others?

Things that can help others, for certain... Ah. Hold on –! I’m getting a thought... Food. Trumpet... horn... food...

Aphannit 2025/03/03(Mon)20:49 No. 1104482 ID: ef89d5
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A Cornucopia!!

A Horn of Plenty. That would be perfect! A gift that keeps giving for a gift that keeps giving!... I wouldn’t be able to get the real deal, not on short notice... but something smaller would do! Not even the exact thing itself, just something that functions the same way – some amount of free food magically provided per day, something like that, from some magical artifact that can be conveniently carried around. It’s the perfect gift for the kind-hearted wanderer!

... But where do I get one? I could make something like that, so long as it required something sexual to power it, or activate it, something like that... but that would take too long. And something that takes a price to use is that much less of a gift. Where to get one...

Well, at least now I know there’s a path - I just need to find it. That makes me feel better. So... hm. I suppose if you’re going to advise me, I should tell you some of what I can do and what my options are...

Aphannit 2025/03/03(Mon)20:50 No. 1104483 ID: ef89d5
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>are you going to do the 'enhance knockers' thing frequently?

... As good a place to start as any! I can wear any features someone might find attractive sexually, so long as I keep to some general principles. It’s not like this is what I “really” look like, usually I just stay fluid and wear whatever I feel comfortable with in the moment, here at home. The principles I have to keep to are... hm, well, the short version is that I have to look like me, to express as much of myself and my nature as I can, but how that’s achieved is variable.

Now that I think about it... if you are helping me, I should owe you something for it. Let’s come to an arrangement, let me see... This whole problem should have, hm... six steps to solving it.

1 - Thinking of what to get.
2 - Deciding how to get it.
3 - Getting to where I can get it.
4 - Figuring out the obstacles to getting it.
5 - Getting it, then,
6 - Getting together with Haviel, having a nice time(?), and giving it to them.

Here’s my proposition: every time we complete one of those steps, I’ll take requests from you if you want me to change how I look a little, and to what degree or combination or such, and then perhaps I’ll do something with them for you, if it won’t take long? If there’s no clear consensus, I’ll choose a suggestion that appeals to me... and this is all for pleasing Haviel, so I’ll reserve the right to refuse suggestions that would outright disappeal to them, in case they watch back what I did. They’re very... free, obviously, so that’s mainly things that would be some extreme of harmful or unhealthy for mortals. How does that sound?

We just finished step one now – knowing what to get. A little indirectly, but if not for your suggestions, I might not have thought of it. So, I suppose, I should let you cash that in now. How would you like me to look, and what would you like me to do? I need to calm down and gather some strength for the journey, anyway. Then we can talk about the next step.

Stay female, keep the four boobs. That's enough for Lysca et al. to motorboat one each.
Sounds like you're trying to get one as quick as possible, so starting from an item which item that already exists, if you can get it, would be fastest. Stealing it is fine, you're a demon!

Since you constantly change your form do you think it would mean some to him if you showed up in your true form. Like saying you love and trust him enough to show yourself to him? Not saying to do it just wondering if that’s something you think he’d appreciate.

As for what to turn into and do… maybe make yourself look more avian? Don’t know why but birds seem real popular these days. Something about water dragons or was it green space birds? Either way bird seems to be the word these days.

And as for what to do, could you show off your powers? Let yourself release a little stress and give us an idea of what your capable of to help with future planning.

>>1104484
sadly, stealing a gift for an angel, though Deeply funny, is a bad idea.
Oh how countless Forms can be, perhaps something generally spiny, but not quite sharp. The idea of danger, but not Dangerous

>>1104479
Wait how does The Unwanted have a liege/spouse/owner, wouldn't that mean someone wants them?
>>1104483
Oh I get it, your appearance reflects your mental state. If you're upset your beauty leans towards monstrous and lean.

>change?
Hmm, well, I'm partial to scales.

>how to get it
Well, they're going to want to use it openly. If you stole it, then whoever you stole it from would easily find out where it went and try to get it back, which isn't a great result. Seems like you have to buy it or trade for it.

>>1104483
Effort is key.
Angels, being all soppy and junk, really believe that thing about the effort you put in to doing something. Maybe seeing that is one of their weird powers.

So, boss, the harder you work the better.
We need a horn then.
Which is ironic as we normally give people the horn, not find them.
Can we find a demon with a big head and horns and just uh, arrange a donation .
Oh!
Hang on. What about a woven reed horn.
If you get the reeds from the edge of the river lethe and gilter out all the forgetfulness magic, there might be some residual mana to tap for the enchantment.

Hang on do you know any other angels? Or at least know of any who would be willing to talk/trade with you? Cause the item your thinking or sounds more like a divine/blessing type thing than a demon type thing. Alternatively are there other powers you could reach out to? Are fae a thing in your reality?

Well, I'd like to see you swell with sexual fluids until the pressure causes you to orgasm, and do it again and again for the rest of the quest.

>What to get
Rather than an actual horn of plenty (gods get kind of pissed if you create an infinite exploit that takes power from their domain and gives mortals basic universal welfare), you could come up with a pair of magic items. A wastebasket that digests anything you put into it, which gets connected to hydroponics mini-farm that re-grows that same item in a smaller form. So, if you throw a chocolate cake in the bin, the bin eats it, keeps some energy for itself and the farm, and then creates a small clone of the chocolate cake.
This way, you don't have to worry about delivering future gifts! You can just give Havel a present via magic teleporter and it'll even be in fun size!