Elixir of The Gods Peppermint 2025/02/05(Wed)16:10 No. 1103338 ID: 293c30
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You open your fridge and with practiced skill you reach for the carton and the can inside. You grasp air where the can should be.

"Shit"

You yank the carton out of the fridge. It's weightless.

"I need to get more."

Damn, we got to go...
Outside.

aw shit

you needa go to the fucking store and buy some soda!! how loaded is your $$$ wallet?

Oh. Outside, where the grass is. Eww.
Why does God test us so?
Put on your environmental suit, so you don't accidentally touch grass.

Consider clothing.
What attire shall protect you best?

Elixir Of The Gods Peppermint 2025/02/05(Wed)16:55 No. 1103347 ID: 293c30
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>> 1103342
I'm broke; I spent all my money on Dr. Pepper memorabilia.

gotta get a job, hippie!

and if you get a job at a convenience store, you'll be closer to the elixir of the gods that way too!

Well, theoretically we could order it delivered. Assuming our bank account is doing better than our wallet. Otherwise, there are some options: beg, borrow, steal, work. Anybody you can hit up for a can or two? How do you feel about street performance for tips? A soda heist? Picking up an extra shift at work on short notice?

Pray to the soda gods. Receive ze elixir. Blood sacrifices are to be expected.

>>1103347
Hmmmmmm... guess you gotta start pawning your belongings.

Elixir of The Gods Peppermint 2025/02/05(Wed)22:21 No. 1103356 ID: 293c30
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>> 1103346
(idk yet/don't want to draw clothes)
What? Why would I need clothes. It's like 75 degrees (F) outside.

>> 1103348
I probably should have mentioned that I live in the forest, quite far away from a convenience store. Probably a 1.5 hour walk away. You can do the math.

>> 1103350
Wish it were that easy bud.

>> 1103352
Not my Doctor Pepper memorabilia! Do you know how rare that shit is? It cost me like 200 dollars!

>> 1103349
Delivery people don't come out this far, also I ain't got a bank account yet. Apparently spending 200 dollars on a rash decision doesn't bode well with the bank.

You step out onto the grass into the forests. The trees tower higher than anything else you've ever seen, they seem to hold the sky up like Atlas holding up the Earth.

The walk to the nearest store with Dr. Pepper will take an hour and a half, plenty of time to formulate a plan. You can think of 3 main options.

1. Steal
2. Sell Dr. Pepper Memorabilia (don't you dare)
3. Get a job or do something in exchange for money

1. Do it the smart way. The fox way. Steal!

The most logical plan is to get a job

At the Dr Pepper headquarters

So you can steal the recipe and start brewing your own Dr Pepper

Oh! You live in the forest? In that case, let nature help you

3. On your walk to the store, Go foraging for stuff in the forest that you can sell at a famrers market, like mushrooms, apples, berries. Bring a basket or a wagon.

If you got a weapon, maybe even hunt something that you can sell to a butcher

3. Sell your body

A kidney should be worth at least an entire case of dr pebba

1) you got to rob a hospital. Its the only place I know off that is full of doctors

Obviously, we cut out the various middlepersons and just steal cans of Dr. Pepper, directly.

>>1103359
Ooooh! Yes! I like this! It gives cozy witch energy~

>>1103356
Btw if you remove the space between ">>" and the numbers, we can hover over it and see the post you're linking. It SHOULD insert it like that into your message body if you click the number in the post you want to link.

Sell the memorabilia
Go looking for a job that involves forest life. Recording animals pays well.

time to find a job pal. cant afford to sell that sweet dr pepper merch

Get a job as a Doctor Pepper cultist. Assimilate pop worms into you. Make your eyes turn Dr Pepper red as you begin to see all the possibilities of the future. Initiate the great soda jihad. The soda must flow.

On your way to town, be sure to pick some Dr Peppers off the Dr Pepper tree

>>1103391
this guy might be onto something

Elixir of The Gods Peppermint 2025/02/07(Fri)13:26 No. 1103441 ID: 293c30
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>>1103359
There's not much to eat in the forests, for civilized people anyways. And there aren't any appetizing mushrooms nearby. Also I don't think I'll be able to kill anything, not with a weapon at least. I'm pretty weak.

>>1103358
I need Dr. Pepper now. I also don't think they'd hire some rando.

>>1103360
If I'm missing a kidney I can't drink as much Dr. Pepper as I'd like.

>>1103361
I don't think you understand. I want the drink, Dr. Pepper, like the soda.

>>1103369
I'm not selling it! 3:<


You've decided that the best way to get your Dr. Pepper is to steal it. You're a long way from town and have a while to go. Hopefully something doesn't happen on the way to town. It's time to hatch a master plan!

Mission: Steal Dr Pepper from the local convenience store.

Kill time while you walk by imagining the most elaborate Mission Impossible method of soda pilfering you can think up.

>>1103442
I was thinking more on the lines of shop lifting.

Someone took a bite out of that mushroom. Be on the lookout for anybody who is sick

Let's see... There's the classic wait around until it's super busy. Then just walk in like you own the place, grab what you want, and leave.

Alternatively you can stand next to the door and ask people for a dollar. When you get one, go in, (prison) pocket a bottle, then go to the counter and buy a Jazz Black or some Swishers to justify you being in there in the first place.

Another classic, go in there, grab enough stuff to get your hands full, stand somewhere partially obscured from register view, and then ask a random kid to go grab you a case of those dr.peppers. When they do, drop your other stuff and leave with the doc.

Next to you could sit next to the door outside and wait for an unaccompanied child or adolescent. Tell them you bought a doctor pepper earlier but forgot it. Ask them to go bring you one.

What else... Wait for a line to form. Get a fountain dr.pepper and attempt to pay with your debit card. When it declines, try again. When it declines again, any annoyed and say you just put 200 dollars on that thing. When it declines again, tell the cashier to hold on while you call the bank. The cashier will let you take it for free.

You could just walk in, grab a fountain Dr. Pepper, and walk out. When the cashier says something, stop when you're half way through the door, raise the drink in the air, and tell them that you come here all the time, you know I'm good for it, I'll get you next time. Then leave before they can respond.

There's also the non thievery way of getting it. Wait until there is NO OTHER CUSTOMERS in the store, and just be honest. Tell the cashier that you fucked up and spent all your money on Dr. Pepper merch but now you ironically lack the cash to get a dr.pepper. Then politely and genuinely ask if you can get a free fountain dr.pepper just this once.
They'll probably give it to you, assuming there really is no one in there. No cashier actually cares about fountain drinks, they just don't want EVERYONE begging for them cuz that gets annoying.

Lessee, components of a master plan: a disguise, a distraction, a getaway vehicle.... You could tip over a statue out front the store, or pull a fire alarm, or lure a bear into the store, and steal dr pepper while everyone's distracted.

>>1103448
You see if I were to concoct a plan such as this I would look suspicious. Not ideal.

Elixir of The Gods Peppermint 2025/02/08(Sat)18:38 No. 1103510 ID: 293c30
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>>1103445
No one lives out here in the woods, I'm all alone. It's probably just a deer or something. I'll make sure to keep an eye out for any deer tripping balls though.

>>1103447
Damn, where the hell did you learn all that! You know what, I don't wanna know. We have a few options based upon the little essay you wrote. Also about the second option, I wouldn't drink the Dr. Pepper after that.

1. Grab something and leave during rush hour
2. Grab your hands full of stuff and-
You know what, just respond with the corresponding paragraph number of essay person as the choice you want.
>>1103447 <- Their essay just in case you forgot.


A wild creature appears!

It is small, about the size of a medium sized dog. It has 4 legs and a... cute cat face? Whatever it is you've never seen it before. Its glowing eyes stare at you from across the forest. You have no weapons but you have been practicing magic.

1. Hand to hand combat
2. Use Magic
3. Other

And as we see, nature provides.
Use binding magic on that cute little distraction, perfect for keeping store clerks busy while you get some pep.

3. pet it. scratch it behind the ears

Cast Greater Pepper, a spell you learned in hopes of being able to summon Dr. Pepper on demand, but actually just puffs a cloud of ACTUAL pepper at someone.

Cast fuzzy worm on a string! It'll be the purrfect distraction for it.

Attempt to capture small creature
It can be sold for soda

>>1103510
3)Throw a mushroom at it and see how it reacts

>>1103515
+1

>>1103510

3. Pet it pet it pet iiiiiiit

You gotta protect yourself but dammit!
All i can think of is naming it!
Uhhh...
Cataranchula!
Arach-nyaphobi-nya!
Nekumo!
Wait, too japanese...
Skittern!

>>1103552
Nyyygh...
pet it pet it pet it!