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>Tell Ceri this...
"Hey, think of it this way. How many romance books have you read where you wanted to scream at the main character to do something different? You're forced to watch as they continue making bad decisions that the author thinks is good storytelling! For all we know, without your neurons(?) guiding you, you'll be embarrassed forever!"
"Also you probably need their help to figure out what to do, right?"
Ceri grumpily blushus. "I-I don't need them to make decisions!"
"Oh? What should we do next, then?"
"I-I'll just... uh... hang on. No wait, that's a tie vote. Uh, let's try again. Okay, that was also a tie. And that one. And that one."
"See? Your neurons only sometimes have tie votes!"
"When they don't have tie votes they make me set myself on fire, though."
"That's the thing. Every time they get you into a pickle, they also help you get out of it!"
"That's not actually a good thing."
"Isn't it? Without them, you'd still be at home hiding away from the world, right? I mean, it's thanks to them that we're fast friends."
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