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1087619 No. 1087619 ID: 6290ec

If we open our minds to the existence of other universes, there's no limit to the possibilities that we could experience in the world of boning.
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No. 1095931 ID: c7e937

>>1095922
E, C, mhmyes, we can definitelly totally do it
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No. 1095932 ID: 355e44

C,B We are aligned in wanting to get clothes quick (because you can't lose clothes you don't have.)
And who needs fire? That's easy mode, we can come up with way more convoluted ways to lose clothing.
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No. 1095935 ID: 99ca7b

A, C
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No. 1095941 ID: c8380b

>>1095922
If we're not in her head, then we can't make her think about cute boys.
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No. 1095943 ID: 36c6e4

D, A
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No. 1095947 ID: ec6ba6

DrAgon time (That's D and A): Dragons to romance! Ceri's big on romance, so that should help! And if the offer doesn't work, the actual physical contact of a hug should.
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No. 1095950 ID: f49ea5

Primary C
Secondary E
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No. 1095954 ID: fa3034

Bc
I promise we can be normal. :]
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No. 1095955 ID: 849406

B , E
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No. 1095956 ID: 57ec6f

B then A
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No. 1095962 ID: fffe44

Primary A, secondary E.
Naked hugs in the mall are very important, and Ceri needs to learn this.
She also needs to be learn that her state can't update while we're not in control, so if she doesn't take us back she's going to be naked forever and everyone will just start assuming she's into that.
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No. 1095970 ID: 07ae19

E A. I guess Ceri wants to be naked potentially in front of a lot of people, we see how it is.
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No. 1095972 ID: ce93a7

E
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No. 1096000 ID: 072480

E for making Ceri Explode in reverse blushy psychology.
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No. 1096006 ID: ebae20

>>1095922
A, D
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No. 1096059 ID: b67223

E with A
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No. 1096068 ID: 7c08a3

A, e
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No. 1096366 ID: 6290ec
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1096366

>Fine we dont need Ceri anyway. We'll just follow Keireer, she's cooler
Oh! Maybe this is Bird Romance!

I mean, I'd be okay with that.

>REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY
O-oh! Right! Of course that's what you meant! I'm worried she'd just agree to that, though.
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No. 1096367 ID: 6290ec
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1096367

>Tell Ceri this...
"Hey, think of it this way. How many romance books have you read where you wanted to scream at the main character to do something different? You're forced to watch as they continue making bad decisions that the author thinks is good storytelling! For all we know, without your neurons(?) guiding you, you'll be embarrassed forever!"

"Also you probably need their help to figure out what to do, right?"

Ceri grumpily blushus. "I-I don't need them to make decisions!"

"Oh? What should we do next, then?"

"I-I'll just... uh... hang on. No wait, that's a tie vote. Uh, let's try again. Okay, that was also a tie. And that one. And that one."

"See? Your neurons only sometimes have tie votes!"

"When they don't have tie votes they make me set myself on fire, though."

"That's the thing. Every time they get you into a pickle, they also help you get out of it!"

"That's not actually a good thing."

"Isn't it? Without them, you'd still be at home hiding away from the world, right? I mean, it's thanks to them that we're fast friends."
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No. 1096368 ID: 6290ec
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1096368

This gives Ceri pause. "Ah... I guess that's true..."

"Also, if they're not in your head, they can't make you think about cute boys!"

"Y-yes, well, maybe I don't want to okay that's a lie it actually kinda sucks that I suddenly can't visualize it."

"See? You'll take them back, right?"

"...Okay. But only if they promise to be good."

>We love making promises we can't keep!
"Sounds like they promise!"

"Are you sure you're not taking their suggestions out of context?"

"Haha, you're silly."
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No. 1096369 ID: 6290ec
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1096369

Yes okay hi what's up.

I guess I should probably work on not freaking out so hard people keep having to rescue me from the narrative.

...Hmm? I'm still using first-person narrative?

Right, sorry. and I was just getting used to it, too...

Now that things are back to normal, you ponder your next move to get Ceri to embarrass herself further.

Wha-- hey! I thought you promised to be good!

You can't help but laugh at Ceri's naiveté. Ah, it's good to be back.
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No. 1096370 ID: 6290ec
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1096370

Okay, we were able to make it to another sign, and now the CLOTHING STORE is in sight!

Looks like there's already a distraction? That NEARVAN is playing music, garnering the attention of people nearby.

"Oh! There he is!" Keireer whispers. "He's one of the POTENTIAL NEW FRIENDS I told you about!"

Oh no, but you're completely naked! This would be a terrible time to go say hi!

That's fine. You'll take advantage of his distraction to go into the store, get clothed, then come back out and make a new friend.

"Hi~!" Keireer suddenly says, casually walking out of your hiding spot.

KEIREER NO.


Quick! What should you do??

A: Dart into the store!
He'll be focused on Keireer, now's your chance!

B: Pull Keireer back before she's noticed!
HANG ON GIRL HANG ON.

C: Continue hiding, motion to Keireer to not point you out yet!
She might be a better distraction once she's closer to him.

D: Light everything on fire.
What? You promised to be good!

No we didn't.
That's not even a voting option!!!

Okay fine. E: Casually walk out like you're normal-universe-Ceri and nudity doesn't bother you.
I dunno what I was expecting.
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No. 1096371 ID: 4f903f

D, A. Nothing left to lose (aside from being seen) means everything to gain! Don't worry about everyone around the mall and the clothes store burning all of their clothes as collateral
There is absolutely no waaay you'll cause a feedback loop of embarrassment by accidentally nudifying everyone (including all of the cute, hot guys). :]
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No. 1096372 ID: 86bb39

A, B
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No. 1096373 ID: 7c08a3

A/a, let Keireer make our friends for us while we get clothes, return to new friend fully dressed and ready to lose your outfit again!
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No. 1096374 ID: a7a180

D/b. Pyrotechnics are a classic part of any musical number, and hey if you set off the fire alarm there will be fewer observers in the mall.
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No. 1096375 ID: 830162

D, C
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No. 1096376 ID: 25c93b

OH NO THAT IS A GUY ALERT ALERT D KEIREER DOOOOON'T
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No. 1096377 ID: 7a406e

Nevrean? C or D!
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No. 1096378 ID: 7e2ac4

D, C. Welcome back Ceri!
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No. 1096379 ID: 0d61dd

C then A
Because she's already caught his attention and certainly not because you were too distracted staring at the cute musician playing his heart out and... don't think about the fact that you're going to have to talk to him at some point! Focus. He probably gets hounded by fangirls all the time, so he could probably use an actual friend. After you get some clothes.
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No. 1096380 ID: 36c6e4

B, A
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No. 1096381 ID: a6e868

C, A Nah, D. There's a strategic reason for fanning the glames here by embarrassing other people before your embarrassment catches up to you first! Thats how that works.
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No. 1096382 ID: 6645ca

D - Keireer no!! Keireer takes the blame for this happening!!
C - Maybe you won't be spotted in the aftermath
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No. 1096383 ID: b67223

C or E
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No. 1096385 ID: 273c18

>>1096370
A, C
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No. 1096386 ID: 9ab918

A. Out of the frying pan and into the flames. Youre probably not sneaky doing this and ran into more people... or maybe end up in the wrong store in a rush

Secondary B her calling might get peoples attention and start looking for you all
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No. 1096387 ID: df7ee1

C, D
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No. 1096389 ID: fa3034

A,b
This is your chance! The eyes will be off you for the moment. Do not let her sacrifice be in vain!
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No. 1096394 ID: 0480e2

C D

Greatest chance to immediately interact with Birb
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No. 1096395 ID: 355e44

A,C She's taking one for the team, what a good friend. Better move quick though, because she'll probably immediately try to introduce you.
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No. 1096399 ID: d3ed3c

A, b. As much fun as birb romance sounds, let's try to not have Ceri try to murder us
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No. 1096402 ID: 861ceb

A,c

fly you fools
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No. 1096405 ID: d3fb0f

C, D

Engage Bird Chaos.
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No. 1096406 ID: 849406

D, C
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No. 1096407 ID: e5e504

>>1096370
C, then A
Veto D. we can't solve everything with fire. (on second thought... could fire be clothing? Imagine, clothes burn to ash? BOOM! Nun habit made of fire!)
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No. 1096408 ID: b87b96

D/No we didn't

You haven't turned into a dragon once this quest! Now you have to to prevent the mall from burning down! Ahhh HAHAHAHAHA-*Hack* *Cough*
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No. 1096409 ID: d30ef0

C A
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No. 1096410 ID: 57ec6f

C into D because that wait will cause some anxious blushyness
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No. 1096411 ID: 072480

D for Dexplode, love a good naked first meeting! It'll get all awkwardness out of the way by... letting each of you stare at each other be awkward. and naked.
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No. 1096415 ID: 97b601

Dddee
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No. 1096416 ID: ec6ba6

A, E.

He's attractive enough to forget any embarrassment but we can still get some clothes first--you know, for future interactions that aren't with somebody that makes you forget them.
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No. 1096420 ID: 54ee3d

>>1096370
A , b
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No. 1096428 ID: f49ea5

Primary D
Secondary D
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No. 1096444 ID: ce93a7

D, C
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No. 1096456 ID: c5529d

Hey, wait a minute, he's just wearing a coat, an open coat, and NOTHING ELSE! He's practically naked too! Without that guitar positioned to where his feathers are covering himself, he'd be showing himself, wouldn't he?
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No. 1096457 ID: ebae20

E, B
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No. 1096461 ID: e8918a

A
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No. 1096465 ID: 01fe07

>>1096370
Primary A. Get in the store quickly!

Secondary C. Let Keireer be a distraction!
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No. 1096468 ID: 3f89df

D
Wow, he's cute. Imagine you and him together, imagine both of you naked, oh wait, you're already naked, maybe you can both be naked Ceri ;3
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No. 1096471 ID: 9188de

Don't think about how he isn't wearing any pants, kinda a hot thought (D)
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No. 1096474 ID: 5f920e

Don't imagine him naked Don't imagine him naked Don't imagine him naked
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No. 1096503 ID: 5edf55

Injecting cute boy thoughts into Ceri's head
D, C
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No. 1096504 ID: 07ae19

A and D! either order would certainly lighten things up :V.
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No. 1096515 ID: ae3286

D, A Brave of him to be hanging out without pants and a huge guitar. is he secretly packing serious penis behind it to cover up :3c
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No. 1096546 ID: 3104f9

D! He's hot, fire is hot, it's like poetry!
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No. 1096551 ID: 82e5d9

D, C. Wow I bet that guy's singing is HOT stuff right? Maybe the rest of him is too underneath his pantslessness and guitar
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No. 1097754 ID: 6290ec
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1097754

"Hi there~!"

Wh-- Keireer no! She's walking right out there!

>FIRE
Of course, a distraction! Fire's never let you down!
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No. 1097755 ID: 6290ec
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1097755

Oh wait fire always lets you down you had that backwards.
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No. 1097756 ID: 6290ec
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1097756

Before you can even blink, Cekachii picks you up. Wait, she's strong enough to do that? Why does this feel so weird...

...And slimy!?

"No more fire, please!" she says, asking the impossible.
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No. 1097757 ID: 6290ec
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1097757

Instinctively, you struggle to get free. In doing so, you accidentally touch a few places on her that you'd never dream of touching intentionally...!

Gah! And now in her startled state, her ??? are touching you in places!

You panic and try to spit fire fucking everywhere, but somehow you're being prevented!

W-what is she made of!?
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No. 1097758 ID: 6290ec
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1097758

"...And this is my new friend Ceri, *Cheep~!*" Keireer says.

You try to run somewhere far away where you can die just literally die... but Cekachii holds you in place. In this pose. With no clothes.

All you can do is scream internally with the fury of a thousand dying stars.

Right then.
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No. 1097759 ID: 6290ec
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1097759

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No. 1097760 ID: 6290ec
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1097760

*SLAM*
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No. 1097761 ID: 6290ec
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1097761

You should have done this years ago.

FIRE MAGIC is now on COOLDOWN. It can no longer be used until it recharges.


What will you do next?

A: CEKACHII. CLOTHING STORE. NOW.
GO.

B: Enter a fugue state where you become so stressed you overflow into being calm. Introduce yourself.
Sup.

C: Use TELEKINETIC MAGIC to cover the unknown birb's eyes with one of the towels.
This is sorta like clothes, right?

D: Fuck it. Dragon time.
Wait, will you fit inside the mall?
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No. 1097762 ID: a7e781

QUICK! C Before you fail the stealth mission!
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No. 1097763 ID: a7a180

D. Of course not! Malls are made to contain puny mortals, not dragons!
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No. 1097764 ID: 072480

...You're banning yourself from your own powers? A?
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No. 1097766 ID: 07ae19

Hmph! Thats not getting that boy naked at all! I think just A.
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No. 1097768 ID: fffe44

Primary A, secondary D. Hold on ~really tight~ and let this bird be your ride! Just get a good grip on each other. That or see if Cekachii can lift a whole dragon.
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No. 1097769 ID: dbb67d

Cekachii that stunt is going to expose the both of you...
A.
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No. 1097770 ID: ed4019

D

ALWAYS D
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No. 1097771 ID: 52ac11

C, A
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No. 1097772 ID: 355e44

A) That pose looks unbalanced, tumble your way to the clothes shop.
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No. 1097775 ID: c32dca

D, A. Easiest way to excuse your apparent pyromania and nudity is to (not at all by accident) reveal you are a dragon. You can claim to be really good at a specific sort of shapeshifting/illusion magic later on, so it'll be fiiiiiiine. And make sure you grab him some replacement pants as an apology, whatever happens.
Also, Cekachii and Keireer are both very good friends, for very different reasons.
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No. 1097776 ID: b35531

>>1097762
Forgot to say, secondary A
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No. 1097777 ID: 9188de

Couldn't handle hot thoughts about boys? A, C.
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No. 1097778 ID: d3fb0f

D

There's only one way to find out...
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No. 1097779 ID: f49ea5

C A
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No. 1097780 ID: fa3034

Ca
things have gotten FUBAR
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No. 1097783 ID: 8169f2

BD; Bro Dragon~
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No. 1097784 ID: 99ca7b

A, b
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No. 1097785 ID: 7a406e

:|
C A.
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No. 1097787 ID: ab46e9

>>1097761
B. Part of the horrible part of embarrassment is letting everyone else see that you're embarrassed.
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No. 1097790 ID: 538e9f

>>1097761
A.

Ceri has suffered enough. Let's be nice and let the poor girl get some clothes.

>>1097764
Can you blame her? She very much asked us to NOT choose the fire option and we did it anyways. This is the punishment we deserve for breaking our promise to go at least five updates without voting for fire.
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No. 1097795 ID: 36c6e4

D, C
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No. 1097799 ID: ec6ba6

B, C. If Fire Magic can be on cool-down, so can your embarrassment, at least for a few minutes. Let's say until it's pointed out or you finally head through to the store. Though maybe help pat out that fire.
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No. 1097800 ID: d3ed3c

Enjoy the strange feeling pf getting touched like this in a place that is quite unacceptable, before remembering your situation.
A, d
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No. 1097807 ID: ae3286

C, a
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No. 1097837 ID: 5a5a39

C
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