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Yellow Castle Brush
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"Unacceptable unacceptable unacceptable!! Glass drybirds seize my beloved little jellyeel, drag her from the rivers and the seas, dry her out!! Yes, there is a concern I have about your treatment of foreign emissaries, it bodes poorly for you-- WILL YOU CEASE WITH THE PODSQUEEZING?! I AM CONVERSING WITH A SHAPELESS LORD!! Where were we. Ah yes. YOUR CALLOUS INDIFFERENCE TO MY ASSOCIATES AND BELOVED SECRETARY--"
"You do not need to shout, I am perfectly capable of hearing you."
"Yes yes there is less air needing to squeeze, of course, of course. I am no stranger to the words congelation, I know what we are doing with our many many tendrils--"
"Enough. What are you doing on my garden world?"
"Garden paradise! Your work incomplete, an open space for my cause! We shall recover and rebuild here, stage the grand revolution and reclaim our freedom from our creator-oppressors. I begin where you left off, with the Rain I will paint our safety and security onto the dirtflesh of this haven world. Much, much much much much many more work needing to be done to get where we will thrive, yes, but this world was promised to me, on a condition I will fulfil. Our freedom and our safety are paramount."
"You were promised the world by a usurper. It was never theirs to offer. But your desire for freedom and revolution is something I understand perhaps too well. Follow my conditions, and I will permit you to stay."
"Your conditions! Their conditions! Irrelevant! This is our home now! I will defend it!"
"You know," says Lord Vi.al, their voice carrying a cold lethality to it I rarely hear, "I do happen to have some contacts within the Threestar Circle that would be extremely interested to know of a mass rainform uprising, as well as its direct system and planetary location."
There's a pause.
"If this is the game you wish to play," says a growling, bubbling B!snu-fnaa-kweee, "Then I am certain you will enjoy explaining to the Threestar Circle why an unaccounted-for population of delphics inhabits a world within your domain, isolated and unaware of their interstellar cousins?"
"They will, I'm sure, be just as interested to know how you and your followers have been treating them. After all, what is likelier? That I, a Shapeless Lord, with no particular desire for alien populations within my borders, brought them here? Or that you did?"
"These words waver to war!"
"War." Lord Vi.al chuckles. "I'm afraid you don't quite understand the position you're in. You are young, and inexperienced in dealing with the Shapeless. Let me explain."
"One more hegemon to overthrow," snarls B!snu-fnaa-kweee, in an increasingly lucid, focused, hateful gurgle. "You try my patience with your condescension, machine bird. Give me this explanation."
"You have breathed the air of my world, and drank its waters. If I so wished it, I could merely call upon the subtrate traces, my substrate traces, within your people, and shred them from within. Rip the veins and blood from their bodies."
"A bluff! Such lies are the last resort of the powerless!! You bluff, drybird! Prove it! Rip my veins out of my flesh right now!"
Lord Vi.al's eyes glow with a sudden flicker of rage I have seen less than a wingful of times in my life, and I feel my transport fluid run cold, static running down my spine.
No. No, Lord Vi.al wouldn't--
"No," they say, the glow fading. "Your diplomat will be returned safely. You have what you want. Your revolution worked. You can be safe here. But that's not enough for you, is it. It's never enough. Your lust for more "freedom" and "safety" will lead to misery and tragedy for your people and all you love. Abandon your goals. Now. My conditions are as thus: do not expand further, act only in defence of your established territory, and focus your efforts on developing the territory you already claim. Demonstrate to me you are worthy of my trust and respect and I will provide you more territory. Fail, and I will show you what it means to anger a Shapeless Lord."
"What would you know about revolution, Lord?! What do you know of such struggles?! Ancient Shapeless relic dryglass corpsebird useless USELESS--"
"I see we are at an impasse. My time is better spent elsewhere than here. Do not make any rash decisions."
"NGGHGHHH!! FINE! I will do as you demand, Tyrant Lord! And then, I will see your empire crumble from within! Not by force, no, not by force. That would never stick. I will simply show them your true nature. I will show them. I WILL SHOW THEM. I WILL SPREAD THE TRUTH--"
Lord Vi.al tilts their head, and the screen goes dark.
The screen recording ends, and it too goes dark.
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