1/6 Derklord 2023/07/30(Sun)19:26 No. 1069409 ID: 770f88
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You are Derklord, Wait, is that Derklord? Hmmm, messy horns, wearing oversized t-shirts, the fricking dnd book as a book to help her sleep, looks perpetually online, yep that’s her all right.

2/6 Derklord 2023/07/30(Sun)19:26 No. 1069410 ID: 770f88
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An Kobold that wasted most of her childhood consuming media. Also has making project(s) addiction, and is currently in rehab with only three current projects and two side-lined projects.

3/6 Derklord 2023/07/30(Sun)19:26 No. 1069411 ID: 770f88
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It’s been a long day working on a (Fantastical Journey) Update!

4/6 Derklord 2023/07/30(Sun)19:27 No. 1069412 ID: 770f88
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But Man it’s 9 Pm PST…. sleep would do well right now…..

5/6 Derklord 2023/07/30(Sun)19:27 No. 1069413 ID: 770f88
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ZZ…..

6/6 Derklord 2023/07/30(Sun)19:27 No. 1069414 ID: 770f88
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As you drift off into cosmic stretches of your mind, you feel a chance to revisit dreams of old, this time with your current knowledge and skills, man it would be embarrassing if some Random strangers got to peer into the weird crevasses that is your mind, and silently judge you and think that you have every mental illness in the foreseeable universe.

This * Sign Represents things that happened canonically in the dream, alright it’s time to revisit the dreams with our first selection!

A: 8-Bit and in 500x200 Resolution Monster Chasing you down a hallway and then eating you.
(4 Years Old.)
B:
In that one dream where everyone kind of turned into Pokemon near the end, you were trapped in a place that looked like Target, and there was a guy about to kill you with a giant cheesegrater, and also you where going to fall into a boiling fryer.
(9) Years old.
C: The Dream that inspired Magical School of Treachery, Includes murder! (One Decision and Magical School backstory!
D: (Nsfw if you mess up?) The Dream inspired that one space-faring card game comic idea. Includes Villian transforming into a robot, epic creature battles, and censoring the main character pp with an egg. I told you my dreams get insane.
E: (Start with this one!) The Dream includes cute widdle sproutlings! A cartoony style and. the man….
F: Cosmic Horror 1: Getting trapped in a perpetual cycle of agony, where creatures are chasing you, and there’s only one way to exit, nostalgic house snow edition!
G: Cosmic Horror 2: Boat/Shark edition!
H: Cosmic Horror 3: Jumpscare edition!
I: Cosmic Horror 4: Personal Hellscape Edition!
I2: Cosmic Horror 5: Walking down a Trail Edition.
I: That one fantasy dream with that cool conveyer, and big tablet of lore and like archers and stuff. (You die in this one.)
P: That one dream with kungfu fighting, pirates, and cool lore that looked like the start of some 2010’s game in terms of its vibe.
J: Your the Sexuality Employees and you're here to teach an anthro dragon what her sexuality is.
K: Sexuality Dragon goes to visit her family.
M: The three-part pirate saga that you had because you heard someone gush about one piece while doing the dishes. The first one includes sacrificing an elemental child to save the world, the second one includes Youtube Essay Format. And pig Racism? And third one includes some goons and then trying to reach home, and also a how-to-draw amiel (From Tenazaki quest.) piece of paper.
N: It’s trick-or-treaters but the monsters are real! Don’t die! And get some fat cash.
O: An dream about losing everything, the apocalypse, and why capitalism is bad, Mario edition.
Q: A dream where you go crazy because you don’t want to spend money in a store and but the ammibo is so cheap!
K: That one dream where your exploring someone’s really strange rich house that makes no sense and then you leave and get gunned down.
P: (NSFW) You're an editor and recorder and general stream manager for a group of Pokemon lets players, and it’s multiplayer. But the main gimmick is that everyone is in a Bath, but you’re naked for some reason, and you need to do your job, and your outside and the current is fast. (This dream happened today my goodness.)
R: The dream that happened right after that has a little goo creature with an enigma, and villains, and archers and threads and it was so cool that you woke up in your dream to tell everyone why it was cool
S: (Nsfw) The Dream with a Mountian, Henry Stickman Mechanics Horny Fnaf 1 Animatronics, and the lets player get a blowjob (Not the animatronics).
T: An zombie apocolypse! Had the same dream three times! Different endings!
U: The dream where you had a cool jetpack and went to see cool places!
W: An dream where you visit a twisted wonderland.
X: The dream where your working in this junkyard town that’s really high in the sky, you work in a game store you play hide and go seek with transforming kids, play really bad music. because your boss wanted to. and has a video attached where Yoshi fucking dies and you laugh inside the dream.
Y: An relaxing dream where you just explore a 19’s punk-inspired town where the geometry makes no sense.
Z: NOT THE BEEE’S COSMIC HORROR BEE EDITON. Age (10.)
1: The one cute wholesome Fan-Pokemon dream that started as fnaf and ends in war crimes?

E since you want us to start with this dream. We can do the other ones later.

Z because it has potential for comedy

Y. Punk town lets go!

Z but with more intersex porno

>>1069414
Sort of myself had a dream
NSFW Existential terror, erotica, bodyhorror of being livestock/cattle dream alot of sex and eating and trying to escape with this fat body that nearly cant run.
Other was just being at school in a endless white plane with zombie pirates being after you.

E i wanna see sproutlings whatever they are

1/13 Derklord 2023/08/05(Sat)13:33 No. 1069783 ID: 770f88
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Against better judgment, you decide to revisit cosmic horror: Bee Edition.

Oh heck yeah! Now you can finally tell a DRAMATIC BACKSTORY.

2/13 Derklord 2023/08/05(Sat)13:33 No. 1069784 ID: 770f88
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One day you were minding your own business walking the walk,

3/13 Derklord 2023/08/05(Sat)13:33 No. 1069785 ID: 770f88
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when suddenly you approached a log

4/13 Derklord 2023/08/05(Sat)13:33 No. 1069786 ID: 770f88
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“I want to walk across that log!” In your naive way, not knowing the horrors that would come next.

5/13 Derklord 2023/08/05(Sat)13:33 No. 1069787 ID: 770f88
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But as you go towards the log, the ground gives away under you!

6/13 Derklord 2023/08/05(Sat)13:33 No. 1069788 ID: 770f88
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And You fall into the chest-high gorge, as you stabilize yourself you feel an prickle-bush enter your skin

7/13 Derklord 2023/08/05(Sat)13:33 No. 1069789 ID: 770f88
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and then a large chomp near your ear.

8/13 Derklord 2023/08/05(Sat)13:33 No. 1069790 ID: 770f88
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As it turned out, you were a dumbass that fell right on top of the hornet's nest, and the hornets were going to make you pay the bill.

9/13 Derklord 2023/08/05(Sat)13:33 No. 1069791 ID: 770f88
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This DRAMATIC BACKSTORY has made you fear yellow things that buzz, all the way into the present day.

10/13 Derklord 2023/08/05(Sat)13:33 No. 1069792 ID: 770f88
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And helped inspire tons of nightmares about Human Sized Hornets and Yellow-Jackets descending from the heavens and skewering everyone you know and love….. Oh yeah, and you too! This one in particular being the one you remember most.

11/13 Derklord 2023/08/05(Sat)13:33 No. 1069793 ID: 770f88
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You awake in your room, hearing the droning buzz you're all too familiar with, but because this dream is a childhood dream you have the power to summon anything for any purpose.

12/13 Derklord 2023/08/05(Sat)13:33 No. 1069794 ID: 770f88
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Finally! You can kill the manifestation of your fears that have killed you in this place so many times before! It’s time to spawn in a shotgun and go pew-pew! To these suckers-

13/13 Derklord 2023/08/05(Sat)13:33 No. 1069795 ID: 770f88
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>> Z but with more intersex porno

[Secrect Sexy Route Unlocked?]

But then why do you have this heavy feeling in your chest? I mean- you wouldn’t be against an giant anthropomorphic bee stinging you sexually~ and you’ve been thinking that maybe you like sharp things and ummm.. No! Focus Derklord! ShotGun! Pew Pew!
But this may be a way to come to accept what happened in your DRAMATIC BACKSTORY .

A:
[Suggest an Item or thing] eg. Shotgun, Some Flowers.

[Suggest an action or purpose.] Eg. To rain hell towards the hornets, To Propose to the Hornets.
*B
[Do Nothing.]

C
[Get Neked?] (Sexy Route?)

A
Item: a phone

Purpose: call an exterminator to rid yourself of those nasty hornets!

A: Start blastin'! Unfortunately, being a nightmare the shotgun probably ends up shooting incomplete homework or some other anxiety inducing thing

C get nekkid

Hornynets

1/9 Derklord 2023/12/04(Mon)18:11 No. 1078660 ID: 770f88
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You materialize a shotgun that will most definitely shoot out bullets and not anything else, and call the extermination team, who will most likely be a helpful assist to you in the slaughter of your inner demons who have tormented you for so, so, long. This will be worth every second. But as you dash out your door oh, how could you forget? You need armor!

2/9 Derklord 2023/12/04(Mon)18:11 No. 1078661 ID: 770f88
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Using fantasy armor logic, you equipped your armor, whose impenetrable assets askew the camera to hide it since it’s not important to the plot currently, and you enjoy the audience not gaining sexual pleasure from a potentially sexually motivated option. Enough social-construct mechanisation talk! There’s bee’s to Fry, and your edgy ass character arc has to come to a close eventually. You dash downstairs, and the extermination team greets you at the door.

3/9 Derklord 2023/12/04(Mon)18:11 No. 1078662 ID: 770f88
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There’s a pause in the air as they look you up and down, and awkward sexual tension fills the air; however, before the dream becomes something else entirely, the oversized hornets skew the entire crew in front of your eyes, and you instinctually jump, however now you have a shotgun, now’s the chance, just think of them as pop bottles that you naturally shot when you where seven, aim and….

4/9 Derklord 2023/12/04(Mon)18:11 No. 1078663 ID: 770f88
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A piece of paper hits a hornet's face, and it grabs it and looks through it quickly, tilting her head and having a confused demeanor, the other hornets buzz off elsewhere, and you are shocked when she responds almost telepathically to you
“Wait, is this schoolwork?”
You don’t have much back to say except to respond honestly.
[“Y-Yeah?”
[“I thought you liked schoolwork, and homework you know as an amalgamation of your past trauma in your mind, I know what makes you tick, and this isn’t one of them, like how else would you be able to have the time to update your projects recently? I thought you wanted it to be the next day so you could do more programming tomorrow.”
You don’t respond.

5/9 Derklord 2023/12/04(Mon)18:11 No. 1078664 ID: 770f88
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[“However as an amalgamation of your mind know something school-related that fills you with fear, Standardized Tests.” You scream.
[“Standardized tests with time limits”
Your screams become louder, and the piece of paper eventually gains a clock and a time limit saying 15% of the grade counts as this quiz.
This isn’t right! you're supposed to be in control, and now the bee will quiz you on additive and subtractive colors and a whole bunch of other things you recently just forgot because you primarily work on digital things; this dream couldn’t get any worse.

6/9 Derklord 2023/12/04(Mon)18:11 No. 1078665 ID: 770f88
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Suddenly, the bee has now just noticed your bareness, [[color=#xxxxxx]“Girl, why are you naked? This isn’t one of your kinks, is it?” [/color]
Your armor had been broken by some simple words, and now embarrassed by being judged by your mind, you are so embarrassed that you ineptly covered yourself which seems to tick the hornet off.
[“Ummmmm No?”

7/9 Derklord 2023/12/04(Mon)18:11 No. 1078666 ID: 770f88
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[“Okay, don’t you lie to me. I’m your mind, I know everything about you, and I don’t know why the FUCK you wanted to get foreplayed by an fucking hornet, actually wait are you into insects? What’s this folder on your computer called: “Kobold’s secret treasure?”
[“Wait! Wait no no! The audience is listening! Please just be quiet and kill me you don’t have to-”
[“Oh! Woah, yep, you are into Skellie’s, so you wanted this dream to be as sexual as you could make it, because you may or not like sharp things after your friend in -”
[“Shut up! That’s not true!”
“Your porn folder says otherwise.”
This is a different kind of hell, not one in which you die over and over again, one where a manifestation of your mind relays all of your fetishes and sexual preferences for the entire world to see. If only there was a way to escape…[/color]
“Oh boy, if everyone knew how vanilla, yet how much of a freak you are, You know how you discovered you were a scalie? You know full well it’s because of Magical School of Treachery you freak, She’s not supposed to be interpreted as sexual, my ovipositor!

8/9 Derklord 2023/12/04(Mon)18:11 No. 1078667 ID: 770f88
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Treachery you freak, She’s not supposed to be interpreted as sexual, my ovipositor! [/color]
You want to die, you attempt to dash everywhere looking for a knife
“You know the pornographic sketchbooks you kept in your closet that you made when you were around 13-16 years? old that you kept in your closet in the bin under your Halloween costume? And your’e scared that everyone to see it because you are ashamed of the horrors that they contain. Oh boy, It’s funny because”
God damnit There’s the knife!
“Y-” You stab yourself as quickly as possible to escape this hell hole.
Your vision fades and you jolt awake in your bed, absolutely drenched in sweat, that was possibly the worst nightmare you’ve ever had, and you thank the lord that that’s over, you’ve now reasonably discovered that getting naked in non-horny lucid nightmares is the worst idea you could ever have in your existence and you vow never to do that ever again. It takes a while but you manage to calm down enough to go back to sleep, you hope to god if he’s out there, that he blesses you with a non-horny dream, or a dream with a comprehensive plot, so the out of box-thinking never happens again however, you eventually drift off too:

9/9 Derklord 2023/12/04(Mon)18:11 No. 1078668 ID: 770f88
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A: 8-Bit and in 500x200 Resolution Monster Chasing you down a hallway and then eating you.
(4 Years Old.)
B:
In that one dream where everyone kind of turned into Pokemon near the end, you were trapped in a place that looked like Target, and there was a guy about to kill you with a giant cheesegrater, and also you were going to fall into a boiling fryer.
(9) Years old.
C: The Dream that inspired Magical School of Treachery, Includes murder! (One Decision and Magical School Creation backstory!
D: (Nsfw if you mess up?) The Dream inspired that one space-faring card game comic idea. Includes Villian transforming into a robot, epic creature battles, and censoring the main character pp with an egg. I told you my dreams get insane.
E: The Dream includes cute widdle sproutlings! A cartoony style and the old man….
F: Cosmic Horror 1: Getting trapped in a perpetual cycle of agony, where creatures are chasing you, and there’s only one way to exit, nostalgic house snow edition!
G: Cosmic Horror 2: Boat/Shark edition!
H: Cosmic Horror 3: Jumpscare edition!
I: Cosmic Horror 4: Personal Hellscape Edition!
I2: Cosmic Horror 5: Walking down a Trail Edition.
I: That one fantasy dream with that cool conveyer, and big tablet of lore and like archers and stuff. (You die in this one.)
P: That one dream with kungfu fighting, pirates, and cool lore that looked like the start of some 2010’s game in terms of its vibe.
J: Your the Sexuality Employees and you're here to teach an anthro dragon what her sexuality is.
K: Sexuality Dragon goes to visit her family.
M: The three-part pirate saga that you had because you heard someone gush about one piece while doing the dishes. The first one includes sacrificing an elemental child to save the world, the second one includes Youtube Essay Format. And pig Racism? And third one includes some goons and then trying to reach home, and also a how-to-draw amiel (From Tenazaki quest.) piece of paper.
N: It’s trick-or-treaters but the monsters are real! Don’t die! And get some fat cash.
O: An dream about losing everything, the apocalypse, and why capitalism is bad, Mario edition.
Q: A dream where you go crazy because you don’t want to spend money in a store and but the ammibo is so cheap!
K: That one dream where your exploring someone’s really strange rich house that makes no sense and then you leave and get gunned down.
P: (NSFW) You're an editor and recorder and general stream manager for a group of Pokemon lets players, and it’s multiplayer. But the main gimmick is that everyone is in a Bath, but you’re the only one naked for some reason, and you need to do your job, and your outside, and everything is streamed live including you, and the current is fast.
R: The dream that happened right after that has a little goo creature with an enigma, and villains, and archers and threads and it was so cool that you woke up in your dream to tell everyone why it was cool
S: (Nsfw) The Dream with a Mountian, Henry Stickman Mechanics Horny Fnaf 1 Animatronics, and the lets player get a blowjob (Not the animatronics).
T: An zombie apocolypse! Had the same dream three times! Different endings!
U: The dream where you had a cool jetpack and went to see cool places!
W: An dream where you visit a twisted wonderland.
X: The dream where your working in this junkyard town that’s really high in the sky, you work in a game store you play hide and go seek with transforming kids, play really bad music. because your boss wanted to. and has a video attached where Yoshi fucking dies and you laugh inside the dream.
Y: An relaxing dream where you just explore a 19’s punk-inspired town where the geometry makes no sense.
Z: NOT THE BEEE’S COSMIC HORROR BEE EDITON. Age (10.)
1: The one cute wholesome Fan-Pokemon dream that started as fnaf and ends in war crimes?
2: (New!) A completely normal and definitely not symbolic dream of waiting at a hospital, being denied, wandering around an unknown town realizing you are a dream and then tearing the top of your mother's skull to wake up.

Let's do E since it lost the tie last time!!

P for more ENF

>>1078672
Oh wait, theres two "P"s

The one i chose specifically is the one in which your a editor and recorder for lets players

Q, I often have dreams of shopping, so I can relate to this one.

Derklord 2023/12/05(Tue)21:21 No. 1078763 ID: 770f88
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After a surprisingly quick drifting, you awake in......

Derklord 2023/12/05(Tue)21:21 No. 1078764 ID: 770f88
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Oh god-damnit. You don't even think that your sub-consciences did it this time; it's most likely that fate itself deemed that, yes, this is your punishment for the slight infraction of merely existing when you literally just said to not have a horny lucid nightmare directly one update ago.

Before, you could hide behind the fact that the original dream was SFW and hide behind creative censorship. But now you're in the NSFW territory-

Derklord 2023/12/05(Tue)21:21 No. 1078765 ID: 770f88
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"Wait, are those mammary glands?"
Well, the artist has mammary glands, and well, you're a representation of her.
"Woah, Woah, Woah. Listen here, buddy, you don't give me boobs. This isn't canonical in the slightest. Are you sure this isn't one of the weird kinks that weird hornet spouted out? That oh no! The wheel from https://pickerwheel.com just happened to land on another exhibitionist option right after the audience could get all riled up from the last update."
Can we not reiterate what happened last time? The audience hates repetition, and you're breaking every representational wall imaginable; I swear it was random chance; Q was almost selected, and that one is perfectly wholesome!

Derklord 2023/12/05(Tue)21:21 No. 1078766 ID: 770f88
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In front of you is a computer being held up by some sort of buoy platform beneath it; the platform is unmoving, nearly bolted down to the ground below itself. You are in a discord call with some kind of Multiplayer Pokemon Let's Play in the stream window. In the top right window, a window of obs showcasing various scenes and sources.
On the bottom right is Sammi, with some pre-made scripts and buttons in play.

Derklord 2023/12/05(Tue)21:21 No. 1078767 ID: 770f88
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Your clients are also in contact with their video cameras turned on, showcasing themselves in the comfort of their own bathroom; you can most definitely tell they're wearing swimming clothes underneath.
And then there's you, completely naked, outside in some random secluded river in the middle of nowhere, the force of the current making it hard to stay close to the computer.
Thankfully, the water is unnaturally very dark, quickly obscuring your chest as long as your neck is high and deep above the water; thankfully, your clients haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary, despite your video feed clearly showcasing that you are very much outside.
A man speaks directly to you.
Okay, we're scheduled to be on-air in about five minutes; make sure everything is ready in tip-top shape; this is a professional and highly anticipated stream, so we're expecting top-quality work on your end; the viewers will be watching you as well since you will be the and I quote "Stream Magician" in our play-through. Do you understand?"
You carefully swim up closer to the camera and nod.
*"Good."[ He says bluntly.
He then turns his attention to his collaborators, who talk casually, sometimes interrupted by some discussions of future endeavors together; there is also one more guy and a lady on call.

Derklord 2023/12/05(Tue)21:21 No. 1078768 ID: 770f88
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You quickly recognize your task and get to work; however, it's not even a minute in when the river current reaches a speed that you when treading slowly pushes you out into the river; you look behind you and notice that the river leads out very quickly into an ocean, the current stretching beyond your field of vision. Attempting to hold onto the computer requires you to expend tremendous energy to kick faster and hang on as the current seems more intense further into the weird box you find yourself in.

Derklord 2023/12/05(Tue)21:21 No. 1078769 ID: 770f88
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In this dream, you have five bars to keep track of:
Stream: This represents the quality of the overall Stream (This is raised when you actively participate in the Stream, Talk, and generally maintain the Stream and ensure everything is done on time. This is lowered by actively participating, being late in using transition effects, or changing obs scenes.) if it reaches 0, your employer will likely be upset with you.
Because the Stream hasn't started yet, this bar will be static; however, if the Stream is late to start up, the bar will decrease rapidly.
Lewdness: This represents how explicit you are on camera. The higher it gets, the more likely someone will notice, and your employer will also notice; if your employer sees it even before the Stream begins, it's most likely game over. Your Lewdness is going to be more noticeable while on air.
Professionalism: This represents how well your actions appear professional and not out of the ordinary; for example, tiny splashes of movement are expected with a stream like this, but large frantic splashes would be pretty suspicious and reck the sound mixing, the lower your Professionalism, the easier it is for stream quality to go down, and Lewdness to go up, as your actively diverting attention away from anyone else. Professionalism is much more pronounced on air.
Energy: This represents how much physical energy you have to swim and keep yourself afloat; if your energy reaches 0, you most likely won't have the energy to fight the water anymore, resulting in either drowning if you get 0 energy multiple times, or unprofessionalism or any other category depending on how you attempt to recover energy.

Distance: This represents how far away you are from the computer; if you're too far away, you'll be seen as unprofessional, and if you reach the limit, you'll be swept up and driven to the deep seas of the ocean, where you'll most likely get killed brutally by a shark or other big fish since that for sure won't trigger your Thalassophobia at all!

You think you have a couple of options; you pray that the current intensifying speed is sporadic and will most likely be the light push it was about a minute ago. However, you have three minutes and have to carefully weigh what you'll do next; you are not a professional swimmer and only swim infrequently; however, you know the fundamentals well enough, and while you should attempt an intricate maneuver, it would most likely cost a lot of energy, and your chances of messing up increased.

Your Stats:
Stream: 100% (Locked)
Lewdness: 0%
Professionalism: 0%
Energy: 75%
Distance: 2% (The computer is at arm's reach.)


[1] Fight against the current while working on the Stream discreetly +Stream -Lewdness +Professionalism ---Energy -Distance
[2] Tread water but adjust to not get too far away from the computer; however, it is far enough that the current isn't as intense, but you can't work.
-Stream -Lewdness -Professionalism -Energy +Distance
Stream
[3] *Drift away from the computer to save energy
--Stream -Lewdness -Professionalism +++Energy +Distance
[4] Fight the current, not caring if you make loud noises or strange occurrences, but being mindful about where your body is.
+Stream -Lewdness ---Professoilaism --Energy -Distance
[5] Fighting the current and attempting complicated swimming, such as breaststroke, is risky but can potentially have a good payoff.
? Payout Random, Lewdness Higher to Increase.
[6] Other

[3]. Stream hasn't started yet, so it's locked for about three minute and won't lower right now. you're at 75% energy. Lets raise it up before we begin.

Afterwards, we can probably do 5 to begin the stream since the cameras won't be on until we reach the computer.

1/7 Derklord 2023/12/06(Wed)19:40 No. 1078842 ID: 770f88
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You decide that fighting the current isn't a good idea and would only tire you out before long; you go with the current, allowing you to cruise downstream. It isn't long before the tsunami of energy slows down to a whimper; as you progressively go further down, you take the time to calm your nerves and briefly relax.

+Energy Has been increased to 100%

2/7 Derklord 2023/12/06(Wed)19:40 No. 1078843 ID: 770f88
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You can't tell if your employer has noticed that you're *Bathtub* is quite large and lengthy and that you're so far down it that you're more so a silhouette of yourself than anything else; however, he was looking at his phone and was distracted by his friends so he most likely hasn't noticed.

3/7 Derklord 2023/12/06(Wed)19:40 No. 1078844 ID: 770f88
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After what seems almost just as quick, you feel the water around you slow down to its average speed, which, considering your distance from the laptop, is more so a suggestion of movement. After thinking over how you'll reach the computer, you decide to come up with a solution; you Determine that you can definitely replicate the kind of professional swimming you see at the swimming pool if only you're coordinated enough; you choose to do a breaststroke paired with a whip kick for maximum movement in a short time however:

You surprise yourself by doing the Manuver with relative ease and without much thought; you didn't know that you could even do this, but here you are doing it like a professional, without making much noise, too! It gets to your head, you attempt to do the maneuver even faster, becoming increasingly reckless and; just as the laptop is almost in arm's reach, and just as you finish the catch and go up to breathe,

Derklord 2023/12/06(Wed)19:47 No. 1078852 ID: 770f88
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you propel yourself with tremendous energy and accidentally shoot out of the water, Time around you almost feels like it comically freezes on this exact moment, Your chest bare showing off every single detail about it, you want to cover yourself, but you can't move, you feel a profound sense of shame, not because your employer is going to fire you, not because some of your two woman-hoods is out for the world, no it's something that you hid with deliberate drawings, it's that the audience knows your secret..

Derklord 2023/12/06(Wed)19:47 No. 1078853 ID: 770f88
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You have small boobs.

+5 Lewdness %

Derklord 2023/12/06(Wed)19:47 No. 1078854 ID: 770f88
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Finally, after what feels like an eternity, the time resumes as expected, and you become submerged in the water; your face is as red as a burning flame, and you hide yourself in the water, blowing bubbles to mask your screaming.
Suddenly, your attention quickly diverts as you remember why you are even here in the first place; before you start the Stream, you quickly look at the discord call to see if anyone saw it.

Pheonix: Success
Dog: Failure
Elk: Success

You can see the elk lady's expression turn from surprise to bewilderment as she even tried to process if what she saw in that instant was true or if it was that situation when someone wore a bikini that matched their scale color, and she imagined things.
Elk Lady, aka ElkEnchantress: Is now suspicious of you.

Your employer, CrimsionFlame, eyes are widened. He opens his mouth to say a response but closes it and returns a neutral expression. He mouths one word: "It's time."
CimsionFlame is Partly suspicious of you.

You quickly, with haste, start the Stream through obs and switch scenes to the prep one as you finish configuring audio mixing and ensuring stream rewards and stream avatars window capture are set up correctly. Finally, with some hesitation, you click start streaming and begin your work as CrimsionFlame, ElkEnchantress, and ShepherdStreamer introduce themselves to the audience.

You sigh; at the very least, Crimson is a mature content/ 18+ streamer; if you show more than just your boobs, then at the very least, you won't be flashing toward a family demographic.
"Welcome back, explorers, to the land of Pokemon of Pokemon Chronicles. I'm here with my good friend ElkEnchantress."
"Hi!"
"And my roommate and bestie SheperedStreamer"
"Sup"
"And we've decided that our plan for today is going to Vanuix town, driving team Explosion out of the city, and training for the authoritarian triple battle gym leader, Chimera; remember that this is a Nuzlocke, so if we die, it's curtains for the stream."
"Nevertheless, if you're new to the stream, there's a twist: my editor, Derklord, here will naturally mod, do events, spawn Pokemon, and much more to impede our progress."
You nod
You, the audience, can support her by redeeming channel points or donating to draw from the chaos deck, which will redeem an effect varying in severity to the gameplay, the Stream, or us ourselves.
Higher Bit Donations can draw from the Deck of Destruction, which can completely break the game or make us do idiotic things, like talk like cavemen for the rest of the Stream, spawn level 100 Pokemon battles that aren't runnable from, or have to show the audience our feet. There are many more silly things; our editor here will apply those effects. Overall, it's going to be a wonderful time."

Then the Stream begins, with the streamers mainly talking and formulating strategies, occasionally roleplaying as the character, and almost right away, a deck of chaos is drawn, and the effect: make lead Pokemon reduce to 1hp and no switch, no item battle is applied. You do your job as intended, and the Stream is incredibly engaging to the audience; you do this for five more minutes before you feel an almost iconic pull from the up-hill Stream;

Derklord 2023/12/06(Wed)19:47 No. 1078855 ID: 770f88
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however, it's almost more equivalent to a wave that heavily surpasses and as it rapidly etches closer you feel like you have the decision to make do you-

[1] Hang on to the bolted-down platform and attempt to swim against the wave
+ Stream - Lewdness + Professionalism --- Energy - Distance
[2] Go with the flow of the wave, not caring where it takes you.
[?]
[3] Ride the wave but attempt to get to a shallower side, such as the bank of the river.
- Stream ? Lewdness - Professionalism -Energy -Distance
[4] a combination of [2] and [3]
[5] use the wave to ride it until it becomes lighter downstream, and then make a plan from there
- Stream? Lewdness - Professionalism Energy (Nutreal) --- Distance
[6] Other

Question Mark - Smik Option

[1] Professionalism is at 0% right now, we gotta raise it soonish. plus, this is why we conserved energy to 100%, to prepare for this.

1

>>1078886
Hello! Derklord here, just wanted to say that I accidentally formatted professionalism like the lewdness bar, which wouldn't really make a lot of sense as a design, also it's at the wrong % right now it's more so around 85%

1, Hug that pillar! Arms and legs, hold on for dear life. Try to hold onto your dignity too.

1/6 Derklord 2023/12/08(Fri)17:37 No. 1078988 ID: 770f88
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ou decide you have more than enough energy to fight against this behemoth of a storm; you'd think that in another timeline, you'd let yourself. *Be taken by a storm, get pushed to the rocky bank being walled off by a comically fast current, have to jump off an underwater rock to jump over it, accidentally flash your nether regions in the process, have an oh shit moment, get back to work, get tired and float into the ocean were you get torn apart by an over-sized barracuda. But you've decided to stop that TimeLine; you hang onto the platform for dear life as the water crashes into you.

2/6 Derklord 2023/12/08(Fri)17:37 No. 1078989 ID: 770f88
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The force is ungodly immense, comparable to the entire universe pushing against you to stop you from doing this task like you're in a tornado trying to swim against the pressure. You begin to clash against the waves, swimming against them faster and faster, eventually like a torpedo-fighting wave. Ultimately, the force is too much for your hands, and you slip; however, you remain composed and keep pushing with all of your strength; you almost have to stop yourself from ramming into the submerged laptop as the force starts to slow down to a crawl, and eventually fades away. You feel exhausted, but everything has relatively turned to normal.
35% Energy

3/6 Derklord 2023/12/08(Fri)17:37 No. 1078990 ID: 770f88
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The stream returns to relative normalcy; the group has now coalesced and has begun to track toward Vanuix town; everyone seems to collect their first Pokemon on the route, which goes through an abandoned ruin of what looks to be some sort of European castle, Pheonix gets the Fire snake monotype:
Infernipython.

The Pokedex reads Infernipython, the Inferno Python Pokemon.
Infernipython has a distinctive flame-shaped pattern on the crown of its head, resembling a radiant crown of fire. Embers occasionally escape from its mouth as it moves, leaving a trail of sparks behind it. The tip of its tail is adorned with a pronounced flame, which burns brightly and can be controlled with precision.

Elk Enchantress gets the new fan-favorite Psychic/Ghost type, Psyshroud; looking at the Pokemon's design, you understand why quickly.

The Pokedex reads: Psyshroud has flowing, wispy tendrils that trail behind it, resembling an elegant gown. These tendrils are semi-transparent and move gracefully with the Pokémon's every movement, adding to its spectral allure. Around its neck, there's a delicate, ghostly accessory that shimmers with a psychic glow.
The tail of Psyshroud is adorned with a series of psychic ribbons that float and weave through the air, creating an enchanting display. These ribbons can move with a mind of their own, responding to the emotions and thoughts of Psyshroud.

Finally, Shepered Streamer gets Ghost/Normal aoudad: SpectraLight:

The Pokedex reads SpectraLight, the Regenerative Pokemon.

Roams the spectral borderlands. Its pale, translucent fur emits a subtle, ghostly glow, creating an otherworldly presence. The spiraled horns on its head channel both the ethereal and earthly realms.
SpectraLight's silent movements in moonlit landscapes leave behind faint, ghostly footprints. Its contemplative gaze, featuring eyes of ethereal blue and neutral tones, reflects a deep connection to the spirit world. The Pokémon possesses a unique harmony between its normal and ghostly attributes.

Bringing the Pokemon up to four on each Team, except for Shepherd Streamer, who lost his GaurdPeem in the previous stream due to an unlucky critical hit.

Chat, in the meanwhile, has been drawing from the deck of chaos like crazy; you're glad you stayed because if you couldn't apply those modifiers, your professionalism would go down dramatically; however, now that you're here, you do your job, and you do it very damn well this raises your professionalism increases to 95%.

The stream continues for another hour, with surprisingly very little interference. You start to feel the effects of having to constantly tread water to stay a professional distance from the camera while chatting and being engaging to chat, all the while keeping a villain persona while also keeping 100% attention on the stream quality redemptions, etc, your brain begins to daydream about coffee. Why can't the stream end already?!?!

Energy -5%.

Current Energy: 60%

4/6 Derklord 2023/12/08(Fri)17:38 No. 1078991 ID: 770f88
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Suddenly, you feel the water around you start to bubble. However, the water itself doesn't seem to be increasing in temperature; it's almost equivalent to a grumble, like the water itself isn't happy that you are still alive and has excellent bar management; if you were aware you were in a dream or instead a Cosmic Horror: you'd probably call her Derklords Thalassophobia With the appearance as a river stream.

5/6 Derklord 2023/12/08(Fri)17:38 No. 1078992 ID: 770f88
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And she's pissed off that you haven't been taken by the shore, gone to a rocky bay, accidentally flashed your nether regions, lost your energy, and then got brutally murdered by a: Derklord's Thalassophobia With the appearance of an oversized barracuda.
Honestly, she's probably going to keep spawning conflicts in this nightmare until you one: Realize you're inside a dream and that none of what's happening is real, and Two: you die a very gory and graphic death. Three: Make an absolute fool of yourself that you are so embarrassed that you wake up.
But that doesn't matter because you're not in a dream, and everything you've gone through makes sense and is natural, Right?

Secret Sixth Bar Unlocked: Immersion.

Current Immersion: 85%

You feel like something terrible will happen soon.

6/6 Derklord 2023/12/08(Fri)17:38 No. 1078993 ID: 770f88
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[Random Conflict: Internal.]
[Chosen: a Hard Battle]
Target: 2.
Just as they reach Vanuix town, an unlucky set of cards is drawn from both the chaos and the deck of destruction. Both Pheonix and Shepherd Have to Fight Level 100 Pokemon without the possibility of running away, while their most vital team member is at one hp, without healing items, while also blindfolded. And while the Pokemon in question is a level 100 Ratta, you reckon that
considering all of the possibilities, this battle seems nearly impossible to complete without a total party wipe, with most of their Pokemon at levels 16-18; maybe this is the end of the stream, and once this is done, you can finally rest, return to your car, drive home and go to sleep.

Derklord 2023/12/08(Fri)17:48 No. 1078996 ID: 770f88
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Your thought is interrupted by a Direct Message from Phoenix, which makes your heart drop to your stomach.
"If the Stream ends here, it's curtains for you .(= "

At first, I was happy about this news, but now I feel oddly intimidated. But with how much control I have over the possibilities, I have a couple of options to deal with this.

[1] Tell the strategy of what to do out loud to the streamers. At the same time, you influence their critical hit chance to take out the Rattas, with very few casualties (The Audience will most likely catch on to what you are doing and be reasonably enraged with this action.)
[2] The fight plays out as expected; a "Lucky" Critical hit saves the stream when all hope seems lost. (This will be incredibly engaging to the audience. However, it will leave only one Pokemon, which may be a problem in future internal stream conflicts.)
[3] Turn the battle off entirely and return to the hub (This will save the party Pokemon; however, it will lower your professionalism, and the audience will become furious at you.)
[4] Distract the audience with [something] as you set it so the streamers discreetly cheese the encounter while all attention is on you. (You will have to Sacrifice a lot of any Bar to do this; however, it will not decrease or Increase (when it comes to lewdness) any other bar)
[5] Attempt to discreetly strategize with the streamers through DM's and make a way to do this legit (You will have to suggest a strategy or sequence of turns or mock turns as a suggestion; Failure results in a team wipe, however, if it succeeds it will generate massive amounts of hype, increasing the stream past the bar, and increasing your professionalism by a lot, you can also suggest things like take off the blindfold and strategies on how the streamers should react and process the information. )
[6] You know what? Let them die: Do nothing. (Unknown Payout.)
[7] (Dream Destruction:) Attempt to kill yourself instead of doing all of this; why should you? Why should you listen to some stupid fictional Streamer who's also your boss when there are more engaging dreams to do? And also, so, you can't expose your nethers to the fake internet, right? (This is likely not working because you're still immensely immersed in the dream.)
[8] Say: "Fuck this," and give the dream what it most likely wants; if you do it, then you can't be scared of it anymore, and you'll be in control.
(To simplify: go onto shore, stand up, and roast the dream for being a bad dream and story.) (This will likely not work because you are still immensely immersed in the dream.)
[9] Take some time to reason to yourself that this is a dream, recounting all the ways it doesn't make sense and breaking your immersion in the dream.
[10] Other:

If Option Five is chosen, an update describing all Pokemon and its statistics, abilities, moves, and items will be provided.

(edited to slightly change some rules for more fun)

First, respond with T_T
Then

[10] other: raise the stakes! Announce on stream a proposal to chat and the three streamers: since the game pretty much just got started, if they lose this match, instead of ending the stream too early, we will instead start the game all over again. But this time, with a punishment in place with something to lose. If a streamer loses all their pokemon again before defeating the triple battle gym leader, that streamer will have to complete a dare that chat tells them to do on stream. Can be anything, like play a game they really hate, eat a ghost pepper, kiss another streamer... strip live on stream? whatever chat wants.

However, if they manage to survive to the end of the do-over stream, any surviving streamer will each get to dare you (Derklord) to do anything they want to do on stream.

This should get a lot of people in chat hyped up enough to be more engaged and want to continue watching them replay from the start. The streamers cant say no to this. And if you succeed in defeating them, you can get revenge on Phoenix for threatening you by having the chat daring him.

>>1079046
10, I'll second this, it sounds fun

1/8 Derklord 2024/01/19(Fri)19:06 No. 1081411 ID: 770f88
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You send a T_T Expression in response to his ludicrous claims. Still, his answer to your simple expression is so frightening that you immediately exit Discord. Upon seeing it, it was so disturbing that the audience should not know the horror of his response.

2/8 Derklord 2024/01/19(Fri)19:06 No. 1081412 ID: 770f88
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You stagger for a moment, trying to process something, anything, then what you just saw; you attempt to come up with some plan, any plan to somehow change this situation better, and like a light at the end of a tunnel, an angel of life pops into your mind.

Everyone holds their breath as the anticipation is at an all-time high, and chat is growing restless, spamming emotes and saying accusatory words directed at you as you go through the possibilities of your plan. Finally, you speak.

3/8 Derklord 2024/01/19(Fri)19:06 No. 1081413 ID: 770f88
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"Yeah! their dead."

4/8 Derklord 2024/01/19(Fri)19:06 No. 1081414 ID: 770f88
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Pheonix narrows his eyes, filled with complete discontent; his appearance makes you falter your words; he looks like if there wasn't a screen between you and him, he'd strangle you to death.
"B-But! The stream has just started! So I've come up with a solution, Instead of just ending the stream entirely, We'll start the stream over again with the same goal in mind."
Pheonix's expression does not falter. However, Elk Enchantress and Shepered Streamer look visibly happy at your plan.
"However, to make things Interesting. If one of you streamers loses before the third gym battle again, You must complete a dare that the chat tells you to do; however, to make things equal, Any surviving streamer can dare me to do anything they want to do on this stream."

Chat is immensely hyped by this response. You have an additional
+35% stream over the limit.
Professionalism + 10.

Current Stats:

Stream 135%
Lewdness: 5%
Professionalism 95%
Energy: 60%
Distance: 0%

Elk Enchantress and Shepered give their auditory approval of this idea; however, you still see Phoenix staring at you ominously, and while the mood has been brightened, you can't help but think that Phoenix now has it out for you.

Elk Enchantress is no longer Suspicious of you.

Shepered Streamer now thinks of you as a friend.

Streamers who see you as a friend will defend you for specific actions and bring your support within reason, mainly making lewdness have a 0.75 * modifier and making professionalism go down slower.

Crimson Flame now Hates you.

Streamers who hate you will bring attention to specific actions and, if given the opportunity, will approve attempts to screw you over (Whatever that may be.)


Despite Phenoix and Shepered's best try, their Pokemon faints, and with the elk enchantress resigning her run, the Run Resets to the beginning; despite your attempts to lighten the blow, you sense both frustration and boredom emanating from the streamers and chat. You attempt to lighten the mood.
"Well, after this turn of events, I decided that having competitively viable sets on level 100s for the early game isn't a good idea! Don't worry, everyone; this won't happen again."

The mood still drags over everyone's heads.
"Di-"
All three streamers shout simultaneously; they are almost perfectly in sync in going through the obnoxious menus and their decibels as they immediately shut you down. Thankfully, the game begins anew, with it a fresh start.

5/8 Derklord 2024/01/19(Fri)19:06 No. 1081415 ID: 770f88
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he game begins, and the streamers immediately begin speedrunning to return to their original positions in complete opposition.
Thirty minutes pass, and it's been constantly busy, with the unofficial speedrun starting chat has made it their mission to try to screw over the streamer's attempts as much as possible, and while successful as their team never reaches above the two mark, the streamers have an impressive streak as they breeze through Angelia Town and gain the First Badge, and begin the second. You are also thankfully spared from most of the attention since Elk Enchantress has unconsciously been getting closer and closer to the camera, and with her leaning past her table, she unconditionally showing her full cleavage to the audience.

6/8 Derklord 2024/01/19(Fri)19:06 No. 1081416 ID: 770f88
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You feel like you're swamped with messages you have to delete, sure there were quite a few horny messages directed towards her, but I mean, you understand why; she's beautiful, and if you had the cup size she did, you'd probably have to get earplugs permanently. Still, you weren't expecting this amount of traffic, not at this level. It's getting tough to keep track of, and you notice that the elk enchantress is starting to catch.
"Show your tits- Hey, we're here to play Pokemon; if you want to see someone's tits go to some porn site, this is an chill stream." She says with quite some hostility.
"Show your tits already- Derklord, ban these suckers." She says, obviously glaring at you.
"I can't! There's too much!" If the message were visible, you'd be immediately covered by them and drown in the waters ten times over.
Just as you are completely distracted from the situation, a random viewer pulls from the deck of destruction. As the reward jingle plays, you bolt around only to see the card you've been dreading when you hear Phenoix's pitch.

Feet: A card that makes it so that all streamers (including Derklord) have to show their feet on the stream for thirty seconds.

7/8 Derklord 2024/01/19(Fri)19:06 No. 1081417 ID: 770f88
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ou've never seen yourself as a feet person, so what you are about to do will not even have the advantage of giving you sexual pleasure. You sigh: It's only feet; at least it's not your rack or your- a switch immediately flicks as you ask yourself.
"Wait, how do I do this?"
You realize that to show your feet, you would have to lie back, lie on your front, or be wholly submerged, and considering how close you are to the camera, all three of those can go wrong and end up way worse than they should.

8/8 Derklord 2024/01/19(Fri)19:06 No. 1081418 ID: 770f88
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You glance over and see Elk Enchantress hesitating; you can tell she would typically be okay with showing her feet because she's still here after Phoenix's pitch. But because of all the sexual attention before her, now her showing her feet by itself is way more of a sexual act.

As I'm thinking of this, Phenoix and Shepherd have finished with very little fanfare; Phenoix looks at the camera with a mischievous grin, most likely directed towards you; he slyly remarks, "Remember it's the rules~."
Elk and I look at each other, waiting for the other to take the initiative, but the time has yet to come. Eventually, I decided that I.

[All options except for E and F: (Variable) Have a chance of lewdness even if given further directions/instructions.
[a] You Will show your feet, attempting to lay slightly on your back.
[b] You will show your feet, attempting to lay slightly on your front.
[c] You will show your feet, attempting to lay slightly to the side.
[d] You will show your feet while submerged.
[e] You will not show my feet.
[f] Other

And:

[1] You go first: [Higher Lewdness Multiplier, but Enchantress will like you for your action.]
[2] Elk enchantress goes first. [Lower Lewdness Multiplier, but Enchantress will Dislike you for the option.
[3] Other

fuckit
[a], and [1]

B, 1. B seems to be the least lewd of the other options without having to waste energy. Plus we already saw bewbs earlier.

1A) this is the best position to have your feet block the view of the rest of you.
Unless you've secretly had experience as a synchronized swimmer this whole time, in which case D, do a hand stand.

oh! idea. position your tail between your legs and upwards if you do A so that it obscures the camera from showing your body. granted, it will make it look like your tail is a giant dick, but you can play it off as a joke.

F) Break the laws of physics to kiss Elk
1

1/8 Derklord 2024/01/20(Sat)15:33 No. 1081472 ID: 770f88
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With a weight in my chest and a heavy heart, I know what I have to do.
The tension is thick, and all eyes are watching me. However, if I made Echantress do it, I would be as bad as the audience; I feel bad for her. She gets unwanted attention just for something she can't control, and she most likely has to deal with it daily, and I? I'm a nobody, and everyone will most likely forget me in a day or so.

I attempt to say something boldly, but the pressure snags on my voice, reducing it to a pathetic whimper. "I'll go first."

2/8 Derklord 2024/01/20(Sat)15:33 No. 1081473 ID: 770f88
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I notice elk's smile; it's a warm smile, but I can tell she's masking some sorrow, as if she's scared I'll get hurt by her curse.

I can feel the eyes of the audience; they feel like they're watching my every move, every action. I feel like a kid again, scared of what other people will think of me, how they'll tease me, how I'll be alone.

3/8 Derklord 2024/01/20(Sat)15:33 No. 1081474 ID: 770f88
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Because my respiratory skills are lacking, I'd do the one where I lay on my back. If I position myself correctly, I can make my feet and legs cover my whole mischief; however, especially while I attempt to start the maneuver, My chest will most likely be visible from the water's surface, but If I do this quickly, no one will notice, I'll have to delete any clips that come up, and that'll be it.

4/8 Derklord 2024/01/20(Sat)15:33 No. 1081475 ID: 770f88
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The weight on my chest is unbearable, and part of me wants to get it all over with already, to flash everything so I don't have to be scared anymore, but that's irrational. I can't think like that, not again. What about me? What about my future? I'd never get accepted into the game industry if pictures or videos of myself spread online, images... I immediately snap back to reality but sink back into thought.

What is this hell? And why am I in it? If this is a construct of my mind, what is it telling me? What is the lesson? If this is but a dream, what would it represent in my mind?

I feel myself sinking deeper into the water, the attention, it's too much, it's too much to handle, No. Derklord, you've lived long enough to fight against this. You'll have to confront your demons like you have before, and you have again.

5/8 Derklord 2024/01/20(Sat)15:33 No. 1081476 ID: 770f88
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I shift my position, lifting my legs that had been treading water at this point; this feels wrong.
I attempt to lay on my back while my legs stay. Similar to my current position, I can sense my heart beating with every little step I take, every little tiny movement, the water coursing throughout my body; it's too much, and I can't afford to fail. I feel the droplets coursing off my legs as they Emerge from the water, my feet high in the air. I want to close my eyes, not to see those floating eyes around me scanning my body like a morsel, an object.

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My legs are not fast enough; the camera has a small glimmer of my fear; The demons emerge; I can feel their groping eyes scan my boobs, examining them, seeing if they are worth their time; the demons encapsulating this moment forever in time, I feel so violated, my worth as a being too these creatures dependent on how much they enjoy two bags of fat with various internal glands.

Elk Enchantress is now your friend:

Lewdness: + 10%
Professionalism: - 5%

Stream 135%
Lewdness: 15%
Professionalism 90%
Energy: 60%
Distance: 0%
Immersion: 85%

7/8 Derklord 2024/01/20(Sat)15:33 No. 1081478 ID: 770f88
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Eventually, though, I'm fully covered by my feet as I float. Given a brief respite from the eyes, I count the seconds, but it feels like the minutes fly by. When It reaches 35, I dash backward underwater, swimming in a circular formation to return to my original state. From the water, I was greeted by Pheonix's stupid grin face, looking forward in complete shock and Enchantress grimacing; she seemed to have finished just as I did.

I immediately sour at Phenoix; what could he want? Why does he have that stupid look on his face? What's he planning?
I look at the chat; some disregard what they saw, most likely in an attempt for this stream to be on the air, and others in the discussion are discussing if they witnessed it. Their personal opinions about me, looking at the degenerates, sickens me to my core; I have to keep the eyes from chatting less. There are becoming voices in my head.

8/8 Derklord 2024/01/20(Sat)15:33 No. 1081479 ID: 770f88
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Pheonix coughs, and my attention turns to him; he has a smug look on his face, one that's exceptionally punchable; he resumes his punch-ability with the obnoxious statement:
"Oh, sorry, deary, your feet weren't in the picture correctly, and you're too close to the camera. Maybe if you, backed up a little. You'd be able to do it properly.
That mother- Just as I'm about to explode on him, my mood lightens as I hear Enchantress speak:
"Actually, Phenoix, I think she did it correctly. Let's just resume our stream. This feet bit has gotten incredibly silly."
Phenoix snaps back at her.
"Oh, are you defending her because you saw something you weren't expecting?"
I see Enchantress's face flush red.
[color=#AD794E] "What! No! What's your deal with her? Why are you targeting her so much? I've noticed you glare angrily every time she talks on stream, I originally ignored it, but I think you have some sort of vendetta against her."
Phenoix retorts.
"So, it's odd how much her top matches her skin color, almost like there's none at all, like she's trying to ruin our stream by flashing the audience."
Shepherd barks at Phoenix.
"Ew, Dude, why would you say that? People wear all sorts of colors, and sometimes, it makes it look like they're wearing nothing at all; I can't count how many times I thought someone was pantless, but it just ended being that their pants matched their skin tone—but accusing a fellow team member of being naked? Not only does that hurt our brand, but it's also creepy.
Do you want to see her naked? Is that why? What happened to you, dude? You were so chill, but now you are some peeping tom."

Phoenix seems to lower his hostility among being outnumbered by his colleagues; Pheonix glares at you but then shrugs and says.
"Let's resume the game." Everyone's faces lighten as they pick up their controllers and play; the balance is restored, albeit the audience most likely knows you are topless.
A couple of minutes go by, and my schedule resumes back to normal. However, I noticed a glance from Pheonix, and a DM notification appeared on my laptop.
I opened it and saw the following message.
"So I'm going to be up-front, I haven't been entirely honest with you."
Well duh.
He sends another shortly after.
"I can answer all your questions and finally be truthful about everything, but I wanted to preface that once you know, You'll never be able to take it back. It's your choice."
I feel a sinking feeling in my gut. If I accept this, I have a feeling that he will answer the questions I have been having all this time. But another part of me has a feeling that everything will get worse. However, I may never gain this opportunity ever again.

Eventually, with a heavy heart, I decided to:

[1] Accept his offer and ask him questions. - Immersion: However, you feel that something terrible will happen.
[2] Reject his offer and return to normalcy. *

1) Whats with this guy? I'm sure you can take whatever terrible revelation he reveals, you've toughed it out well so far.

[1], you're a big girl, you can take this.

2. lets keep this going as normal. he's probably going to say this is a dream and wake us up

1/6 Sapphire 2024/01/26(Fri)16:13 No. 1081919 ID: 770f88
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our firm, you've lived through so many hardships before; there's nothing that this old bird could say that could ever scare you. You message him back.
"I accept, now first-" My typing is immediately interrupted with a response.
"Heheheheheh"
Their profile picture changes to that of a giant hornet, then to that of... Me?
"Sapphire." I hear a voice ringing into my ears, a voice that is not unlike my own.
How did- My thoughts are immediately interrupted as two hands grasp my shoulders. And in front of me, somebody is sticking partially out of my laptop screen, someone.. who looks just like me... She mouths out a word, "You Idiot." As she finishes, I feel myself being pulled against her into the laptop until I feel every part of me squeezed into the small space. I arrive on the other side of a black void and immediately fall a couple of feet, meeting with the pitch-black ground below. The figure elegantly floats down and meets eye to eye.
They look exactly like me, except with a dark red suit, a white tie, and a cane paired with a pair of red circular glasses I often wear.

2/6 Sapphire 2024/01/26(Fri)16:13 No. 1081920 ID: 770f88
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"Hehehe." The figure chuckles at my bareness or stupidity.
"Oh Sapphire, it's been a long time! It's been hmm, about one dream since we first met!"
"Who are you? And how do you know my name?" I ask, gritting my teeth as I attempt to regain my composure.
"Oh Sapphire silly, I'm you? Or, well, the manifestation of all your fears given life by your dreams. Since red is one of your favorite colors, Just call me Ruby or Fear."
I heavily stand up, my lungs burdened and bound by the pressure to see her eye to eye. "What- Cough is the situation with Pheonix?"
Ruby looks at me and begins cackling in the air; she laughs for a full minute.
Do you believe that all that is real? That you, a person who has never edited anything professionally in her life and has minimal experience with Obs and Sammi, would be hired by Pokemon. Let's players in a bath stream while you're naked? It seems you are more gullible than I took you credit for."
My brain has a sudden realization.
"Wait, so all of the fear, all the embarrassment..."
She smiles slyly and says babyishly.
"None of this is real! Well, your name is, and Your feelings, but the water, the audience, elk, shipped, phoenix, none of it real, it's all controlled by me."
I sink onto my knees and look at Ruby.
"Then, why? What is all of this for? To make me look foolish? For this to be one of your sick kicks."
"Well, all of those," Ruby states with a grin. "But if you want me to be honest, fine. I'll tell you why you had that dream."
So, Dreams are a manifestation of ideas and concepts, mainly concepts that are important to you, including your modern fears.

3/6 Sapphire 2024/01/26(Fri)16:13 No. 1081921 ID: 770f88
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This dream: The dream you just experienced was much shorter during your initial viewing; it was in the third person; you awoke naked, you saw the laptop, you noticed the people's bathtub stuff, yadda yadda. But then, after you work slightly, you are swept away by the waves. You try to fight it, but you end up on the side bank with rocks throughout it. Eventually, with the camera slightly on you, you decide to jump out of the bank off a rock, exposing your delicates for a split second; you, in shame, wonder if anyone saw that. And swim back to the laptop; however, by then, the currents are so fast, and you are so tired that you let go and are drifted out to sea and then eaten bloodily by an oversized barracuda."
"It's a memorable dream with a rather interesting backstory." [/color]
I raise my right eyebrow. "That being?"
"Well, let's get one thing straight: this place is a mixture of a river you used to frequent as a child and the corresponding ocean downstream. The twitch related aspect made by your ahem *Twitch Based Fetish* And your Twitch-based porn viewing.
Now, I'll admit that your fetish is a bit of a problem, so I thought, how about I teach her a lesson about how wrong it feels to be sexualized, all the while getting rid of the ENF/ENM fetish while using your fear of nudity and sexual acts of yourself spread throughout the internet so that you act like an average adult and have normal fetishes."
I sigh; this feels like I've gone through the fastest roller coaster of my life. The nausea is sickening, and I'm sick of being buck-naked for the last couple of hours. "So, do I wake up? Or go to a different dream. You are whipping my memory about this right?"
Ruby grins smugly. "No!"

4/6 Sapphire 2024/01/26(Fri)16:13 No. 1081922 ID: 770f88
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Ruby steps back and spins around her cane, which transforms into a staff, while Ruby changes into a leotard and a cape, all the while wearing a large top hat, looking more like a magician now.

5/6 Sapphire 2024/01/26(Fri)16:13 No. 1081923 ID: 770f88
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"Because you haven't learned your lesson, you still haven't made a fool of yourself, and you still haven't died,"
she says with her eyes drooping and lips puckered up, all the while speaking in a jester-like voice.
"Do I have to die?" I remark, my voice straining
"No, but it's much more fun when you do. She giggles
I feel pressure behind me as the darkness is illuminated into diffrent shades of grey by the light behind me; I glance behind myself to see a portal a story high from my original position. I look back at Ruby, and I can't help but notice her subtle body language; despite her jester-like facade, I feel like she's trying to hide something, an Immense sense of hatred, with a small mask of sadness and pity directed towards me.
I look at her, attempting to feel deep into her soul.
"But why? Why tell me all this? Why not wake me up? Is there something you're not telling me?
Ruby skips up to me until she's face to face with me, her expression relaxed yet priming with a forced smile of pure malice.

She cheekily remarks.
"Just put on a good show for the audience, darling; it may be a while since I get to talk to you again."
And I feel a slight pressure on my chest and then gravity. As I fall, looking up to the sky, I can't help but feel a quiet sense of tranquility. Catharsis? My thoughts are immediately interrupted as my body contracts against the ice-cold water. The pain is paralyzing, and I feel my tendrils squirming to be free as my skin flayed by the piercing shards of glass. I'm stuck, forced to watch myself drown as there's no escape, yet I think that my body becomes buoyant, and my head emerges to the surface.

Immersion: - 45%

Current Stats:

Stream 135%
Lewdness: 15%
Professionalism 90%
Energy: 60%
Distance: 0%
Immersion: 40%

I'm trapped, trapped in my nightmare caused by my past mistakes, tortured through my greatest fears, with a shape-shifting, unfeeling demon commanding my prison.

I look to the Stream: Phenoix, Elk, and Shepered are all chatting to each other. Usually, they are halfway through the route to the fourth gym, with a pretty sizable party to boot, but does it even matter? Now that I know who's really in charge? However, something immediately catches my attention. My view is different from my laptop's camera. It's- I hear a light droning above me as I see a drone fly over me, positioning itself in my view.

However, my heart sinks as I hear a blood-curdling sound.
*Splash* *Splash* *Splash* I spin around only to see an immense spine of a fish, dashing its way towards me, occasionally lightly jumping out of the water to reveal its sharp nasty claw, its long snout, and its large blood-filled eyes of a barracuda charging towards me it ready to slurp up this delicate morsel, easy prey.
My body stands on edge as I can't help but look at my soon-to-be gruesome fate, a deer in headlights about to be devoured by the windigo, as nothing but an afterthought.

Inside it, I realize: Wait, why am I scared? None of this is real; it's just a dream. Ruby says that she controls everything but you, the goddess here, And while she traps you until you do her bidding, you've created this, and you can finish this, but how?
Upon thinking about it, I have a couple of ideas.
I could survive long enough to finish the stream; if I completed the impossible task she set forth, she'd been impressed enough to let me leave.
I could do everything she says to get this over with, finally bring her off my tail and leave me alone on her rules.
Or I can deconstruct this dream, knowing it for the well of illusions Ruby has created; I can talk to her, see why she torments me, and notice what's hiding behind her mask of silliness. I have a path to follow, and I choose...

Difficulty is how hard it will be to meet your desired outcome; if you fail too much, you'll get a bad ending for that path of the dream.

[A: The Path of the Angel] [Medium Difficulty]

[C: The Path of the Chain] [Easy Difficulty]

[D: The Path of the Devil] [Hard Difficulty]

And I decide to:

[A: Path of the Angel]
[A1] [Immersion 60% Chance to work ] The barracuda isn't a danger to you; it's just a construct Ruby uses to make you do something you'll regret. If you stop thinking about it, I'll disappear, and you can I return to the stream.
[A2] [Immersion 40% Chance to work] That drone is going to be used by Ruby to document and get angles of you from all diffrent kinds of directions for the audience; if you obtain rid of the drone, you'll get rid of a vast source of Lewdnees multiplier will disappear
[A3] * Attempt to swim to a much shallower shore; you can't risk dying, not now, but it'll give you time to think about other plans and show you more chances to make this better for yourself.
[A4] Get onto the land: Sure, you're still very much naked, and Ruby will most definitely take that opportunity to increase your lewdness, but she loses multiple significant advantages: your fear of deep water and the ability to control the tide.
[A5] Ignore everything and return to the stream; finishing this task is of utmost priority
[A6] Suggestion: Try something to lower your immersion.
[A7] Suggestion: Attempt to communicate to Ruby, either verbally or mentally
[A8] Other.

[C: Pact of the Chain]
[C1] Ask Ruby about what she wants and the following tasks you'll have to do.
[C2] Admit your surrender to Ruby; give her complete control and ask what you must do to leave.
[C3] Attempt to fight against Ruby's goals verbally.
[C4] Attempt to reason with Ruby and know why she's doing this.
[C5] [Immersion 60% Chance to work ] This barracuda is used to threaten or kill you if you disappoint or annoy her; if you imagine it gone, she'll have one less chip to cash in.
[C6] [Immersion 40% Chance to work] Ruby will use that drone as blackmail and the primary source of your embarrassment; if you remove it, she'll be much less dominant in this situation.
[C6] Suggestion: Try something to lower your immersion.
[C7] Suggestion: Attempt to communicate to Ruby, either verbally or mentally
[C8] Other.

[Path of the Devil]
[D1] [Immersion 60% Chance to work] This barracuda is what she's trying to scare you, get you off of this path, but you are in control here, and destroying it will send a clear message to Ruby.
[D2] Suggestion: Try something to lower your immersion.
[D3] Suggestion: Attempt to communicate to Ruby, either verbally or mentally
[D4] Other.

[C4] Attempt to reason with Ruby and know why she's doing this.

Well, tell her that of course you are gullible in a dream, the prefrontal cortex is less active in dreams! And if she's you... than you are not without empathy; you value her needs and perspective and wants and her fun. Even at a cost to yourself. But what does she want? You just rolling over and doing everything that she wishes? Does she want you to fight things and defy her at every turn? To do something weird and creative to just make things interesting, and if so, what's 'interesting'? To do something that causes some sort of ill-defined 'character growth'?

>>1081930
I guess that's also C7 maybe?

>>1081930
Trigger that C4 and blow a hole in her logic.

Tell Ruby off for kinkshaming.

1/4 Derklord 2024/02/04(Sun)09:48 No. 1082449 ID: 3f89df
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Path Chosen: Way of The Chain/Way of the Demon

I look up towards the sky from where I once came. As much as I call Ruby a demon and a wrench for the torment Ruby's afflicted towards me, I know that she, in fact, is me, even if she's a warped, twisted perception of me. However, if she's still me, then her needs, her wants, and her fun so I can understand her better, I need to be honest with her.

I look deep within myself as a way to communicate. Focusing, willing, and Alert, I focus, and as I do, I hear the ounce of static filling my brain return with such clarity, and then Ruby's voice. Her tone is much heavier, with her mask of slyness clearly slipping at my innocence. Yet, still, with the hostility on her end, I approach her with sympathy and kindness.

"Ruby, I know you're upset, but I can't help you if you don't-"
She immediately cuts me off, dismissing me as if I were just a simple thrall. "Ah, yes, I guess I didn't explain what I wished of you. Go up to the shores, without covering yourself, and follow my rules from there-"
I cut her off, and As I do, I feel a needle piercing through my skull, yet still, I shout. "Ruby! Please, I care for you; how could I not? You are me, but I can't help you if I don't know what you want; why are you punishing me? You know that my pre-frontal cortex makes it so I'm much more gullible in my dreams; you made it this way."
I feel the searing pain wane a little
"Sapphire, This is for your own good; now do you want me to activate your phantom sense, paired with your nervous system so that you feel every crushing ounce of the barracuda's chewing, them piercing your arteries, over and over again? If not GET ON THE SHORE "
I can't take it anymore; amongst the pain inside my mind and her indecent trailing away, I finally snap.
"Ruby! You know what? I don't care! Kill me! Kill me an thousand time's over, make it as gruesome as possible for me, but I know that deep down I will have won, you want to know why? Because I won't ever give you what you want, yeah I know, you just want to control me, for some stupid reasons no one cares about, but you know what ruby? Your trash! And I will kill you, erase you and replace you with someone else."

2/4 Derklord 2024/02/04(Sun)09:48 No. 1082450 ID: 3f89df
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I feel the needle get deeper and deeper until my skull, its tip engulfed in a crimson blade. It spreads throughout me. It's unbearable. I can't help but scream against Ruby's goals, and as I do, I feel her mask hit the ground.
"You would throw me out? After all I've done for you? I made you who you are! Oh, and why do you want to do that? Because it's the "easy" path, is it because you want to have "fun"? You ignore me, throw away my teachings as I watch you degrade around me, and I'm the villain? Please, Sapphire, We both remember what those years were like. If it wasn't for me, You'd be a degenerate, living off of the government's generous donations, when we both know you'd be better off in the streets!"
I wasn't expecting this amount of apparent hostility towards them, and part of me feels she is really bottling feelings; I need to calm her down, nurture her, and care for her. "Sapphire I-"
"And here I am watching your entire day, a useless husk except for here, where I can teach you, Sapphire, to be a normal person; that's all you ever wanted, Right? Despite all the labels that fill your name. But oh, what do you do with my teachings? You try to "WIN" them and change them to fit your own flights of fantasy, Where I'm the villain who must be outwitted, and you the hero; your Memories and my lessons are all relegated to a game for you?"
I hear Ruby tearing up: "Sapphire, We both know that this will be the last time you'll ever see me in your dreams. I know that you do hold true power over me like you've had and that I will be delegated as the simple puppeteer, reaching to however you wish to approach them in the future."
I feel Ruby collapse to the ground in complete anguish. "I want to punish you Sapphire, punish you for how little you care for me, how little you care for my stories, how little you care for my advice, while I still have the chance, to make you be the fool you are, the fool who is walking into her own demise."
I can almost feel her as a snake, slithering against my thighs and laying against my breast, her fangs engulfed towards my neck, the delicate, practically erotic touch being replaced with shere hopleness against my body.
" For as little power I truly have, I still have the opportunity to show you suffering that both of us know you deserve. Now, I will ask one last time before your life becomes a living hell, Sapphire, get onto the shore, Sapphire, and let the audience decide your righteous torture.
My mind rushes with confusion. "Who is the audience? You just told me that nothing matters, that this is all an illusion, but if the audience doesn't exist, then why do you preach their name like some kind of religion? Also, how dare you kink? Shame to me; people have kinks! And mine are entirely ordinary.

3/4 Derklord 2024/02/04(Sun)09:48 No. 1082451 ID: 3f89df
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Ruby chuckles. "You don't know? The audience you've invited to your dreams silly! Those other voices in your head, convincing you to act, speak, or whatever, but you've made an bad first impression. To the audience you seem much more hornier then who you actually are. Still, they chose this dream for one reason: to see you embarssed and every last inch of you so they can feel something. With your insecent padding and your ahem *bare* chest, they are getting needy for something more."
My face flushes red, and I initially cover myself fully. "So they-"
Ruby chuckles. "Yes, Sapphire, they have seen it all, well, except for your Fanny and your bottom, and if you want anyone to care about this "Dream Expedition, Then you better give them their payment for wasting their time, both their and my goals align, so I can't wait to see what kind of sick and twisted things that they'll do to you, tata! If you refuse, you'll quickly forget about your insolence ounce. You feel the teeth bare into you for the fiftieth time."

4/4 Derklord 2024/02/04(Sun)09:49 No. 1082452 ID: 3f89df
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And with static filling my mind, my concentration breaks. As I look out against the barracuda, I've noticed that it's become much closer and that if I fail to destroy it, it most certainly will kill me. With what Ruby said earlier, I don't want to know what it has in store for me. But at the same time, I won't listen to Ruby; my dreams have been going off the rails lately, but I don't think I need to expose my shame to everyone! And let them be in control of me until Ruby feels satisfied enough to go; there has to be another way. I look back, and the laptop has turned off; a black screen awaits.

Eventually, I decided to:
[Chain]
[1] Do as Ruby says and go onto the shore. I want to leave this prison as quickly as possible, and if I have to be a laughingstock to do so, then I will.
[2] Do nothing
[3] Other: Chain related
[4] Attempt to wake up [50% Immersion chance]
Demon
[1] [Additional Clothes Suggestion:] If Ruby wants to embarrass me, then it'll be impossible ounce I'm clothed (Immersion 35%)
[2] Attempt to Destroy the Barucda from existence (Immersion: 65%
[3] Attempt to break this illusion and its barriers to talking to Ruby herself. (Immersion 10%
[4] Attempt to speak with Ruby again.
[5] Other: Demon related.

demon 3, immersion will probably be destroyed, but if it's to try to calm Ruby down so she doesn't do anything crazy to us again for the next dream, it's a sacrifice im willing to take.

D2, fashion that fish into a stylish swimsuit.
Torment is boring if it isn't eventually overcome, deep down Ruby must know that she can't win here. Make it flashy, have some fun with fighting for your life/sanity.

Wrestle the barracuda on-camera, let your audience assume it ate your swimsuit (or, worst-case scenario, you, in which case the stream will see you go down like a champ)

1/8 Derklord 2024/02/10(Sat)16:40 No. 1083083 ID: 3f89df
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I close my eyes and imagine all my senses and thoughts are void, and as I do, they disappear. There's no stress, worries, water, or audience. Upon opening my eyes, I'm brought to the dark void, its length and appearance stretching infinitely. I breathe slowly and calmly, "Lets do this."

I imagine Ruby standing here before me without changing her personality, ideals, or goals. On cue, she appeared before me; her jaw dropped in stunned amazement at how I managed to land there.

She looked down at the ground and then sat on the floor, staring back at me, defeated. "Well, if you wish to kill me, metaphorically anyway, then do so already, slay the demon. Dream another day."

Without her power and her mask, she resembles more of a broken soul, one that's had shards ripped out of her as she struggled to survive, a scared child lost in self-reflection. Even if I were to kill her, would I be changing anything? I'd be just as Ruby said, someone who kills her problems and doesn't listen to lessons told—a true idiot.

"Well? What are you waiting for? I can feel your hatred, your anger in not being able to live out your dreams inside here, interrupted by a sarcastic messenger who does not care for you or your safety. Kill me; I'll get your message, and I'll never interrupt your dreams ever again."

Ruby materializes an icy sword in my hand; Its handle shows a picture of a broken heart, surrounded by kobolds eating the corpse of some windigo-like creature, its head having a ruby marking.
The symbolism and her message are evident, but I know Ruby; I can feel and see her; she's not the demon she says she is.

2/8 Derklord 2024/02/10(Sat)16:40 No. 1083084 ID: 3f89df
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She's my inner child, the one I have abused, contorted, and ignored for so long, The one who lost her innocence at a young age because of my curiosity, the one who had to live through depressive episodes while still trying to find something hopeful to latch onto a survivor of herself. The one who helped dig us out of our worst years and construct stability to pursue our dreams, she's no demon.

3/8 Derklord 2024/02/10(Sat)16:40 No. 1083085 ID: 3f89df
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She's Just a lost kid, I outstretch my hand toward the defeated Ruby, whose form now resembles a younger me. She shrinks away from me, scared and alone. I look back at the blade in my hands, throw it far, far away into the void, and get down onto her level, looking at her with no fear and malice in my eyes. Ruby looks at me questionably and then toward my hand; she inches closer and, with some initial hesitation, takes my hand with hers and looks at me.
color=#E02312] "Why? Why do you want to embrace me for all I've done to you and us?" [/color] She looks at me, her expression twisting between concern and hope.
"Well, because you're more an adult than you give yourself credit for, and you hunger for love."
I take my hand from hers and stretch myself out to invite her for an embrace and thank you for all that she's done for me and what she will do for me for the years to come.

4/8 Derklord 2024/02/10(Sat)16:40 No. 1083086 ID: 3f89df
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She looks at me. Joyfully, she runs up to me and embraces me. A warm feeling pours throughout me: love, warmth, forgiveness. We embrace each other and merge into one, a complete side to two halves who separated long ago.

5/8 Derklord 2024/02/10(Sat)16:41 No. 1083087 ID: 3f89df
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Finally, she disappears, and as she does, I can feel a bit of her inside me as my councilness starts to fade.

6/8 Derklord 2024/02/10(Sat)16:41 No. 1083088 ID: 3f89df
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I awake in my bed, and a sense of tranquility washes over me as I feel the cold air of the outdoors tickling my nose. I feel nothing but pure relaxation, a sensation of tension relieved after a decade of stress.

7/8 Derklord 2024/02/10(Sat)16:41 No. 1083089 ID: 3f89df
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But then it immediately fades as I remember something; I was so focused on confronting Ruby that I forgot about my nudeness!

8/8 Derklord 2024/02/10(Sat)16:41 No. 1083090 ID: 3f89df
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> D2, fashion that fish into a stylish swimsuit.
Ack, If only I was smart and did that first!
The audience saw every part of me back there. Shit.

It takes a while and a short book reading, but eventually, all of the anxiety and insecurity fade from my system, and I find myself drifting back into the world of dreams.

I decide to visit:

A: 8-Bit and in 500x200 Resolution, a monster is chasing you down a hallway and eating you.
(4 Years Old.)
B:
In that one Dream where everyone turned into Pokemon near the end, you were trapped in a place that looked like Target. A guy was about to kill you with a giant cheesegrater, and you were also going to fall into a boiling fryer.
(9) Years old.
C: The Dream that inspired Magical School of Treachery Includes murder! (One Decision and Magical School Creation backstory!
D: (Nsfw if you mess up?) The Dream inspired that one space-faring card game comic idea. This includes Villian transforming into a robot, epic creature battles, and censoring the main character, PP, with an egg. I told you my dreams get insane.
E: The Dream includes cute widdle sproutlings! A cartoony style and the older man….
F: Cosmic Horror 1: Getting trapped in a perpetual cycle of agony, where creatures are chasing you, and there's only one way to exit: nostalgic house snow edition!
G: Cosmic Horror 2: Boat/Shark edition!
H: Cosmic Horror 3: Jumpscare edition!
I: Cosmic Horror 4: Personal Hellscape Edition!
I2: Cosmic Horror 5: Walking down a Trail Edition.
I: That one fantasy dream with that cool conveyor and big tablet of lore and like archers. (You die in this one.)
P: That one Dream with kungfu fighting, pirates, and tremendous lore that looked like the start of some 2010 game in terms of its vibe.
J: You, the Sexuality Employees, and you're here to teach an anthro dragon what her sexuality is.
K: Sexuality Dragon goes to visit her family.
M: The three-part pirate saga you had because you heard someone gush about one piece while doing the dishes. The first includes sacrificing an elemental child to save the world; the second contains a YouTube essay Format. And pig Racism? The third one consists of some goons trying to reach home and a how-to-draw amiel (From Tenazaki quest.) piece of paper.
N: It's trick-or-treaters, but the monsters are real! Don't die! And get some fat cash.
O: A dream about losing everything, the apocalypse, and why capitalism is terrible, Mario edition.
Q: A dream where you go crazy because you don't want to spend money in a store, but the ammibo is so cheap!
K: That one Dream where you explore someone's prosperous house that makes no sense, and then you leave and get gunned down.
P: (NSFW) You're an editor, recorder, and general stream manager for a group of Pokemon Lets players. It's multiplayer. The main gimmick is that everyone is in a Bath, but you're the only one naked for some reason, and you must do your job outside. Everything is streamed live, including you, and the current is fast.
R: The Dream that happened right after first Dream has a little goo creature with an enigma, and villains, and archers and threads, and it was so cool that you woke up in your Dream to tell everyone why it was cool
S: (Nsfw) The Dream with a Mountian, Henry Stickman Mechanics Horny Fnaf 1 Animatronics, and the lets the player get a blowjob (Not the animatronics).
T: An zombie apocolypse! Had the same Dream three times! Different endings!
U: The Dream where you had a cool jetpack and went to see cool places!
W: A dream where you visit a twisted wonderland.
X: The Dream where you work in this junkyard town that's really high in the sky, you work in a game store, you play hide and go seek with transforming kids, and you play awful music. because your boss wants to. And has a video attached where Yoshi fucking dies, and you laugh inside the Dream.
Y: A relaxing dream where you just explore a 19's punk-inspired town where the geometry makes no sense.
Z: NOT THE BEEE'S COSMIC HORROR BEE EDITON. Age (10.)
1: The one cute, wholesome Fan-Pokemon dream that started as FNAF and ends in war crimes?
2: A completely normal and definitely not symbolic dream of waiting at a hospital, being denied, wandering around an unknown town, realizing you are a dream, and then tearing the top of someone's skull to wake up.
3: (New:) Essentially, you're in Mario Party 8's Goomba's Booty Board-Walk, but there's a bunch of new gimmicks, things, equipment and equipment statistics, and your anthropomorphic Pokemon? More specifically, an Espeon is wearing some Pokeball-styled ears, and you're an Umbreon wearing Pikachu ears. This Derklord fellow must have a mental illness for her brain to come up with this sort of stuff.
4: (New:) You are a Guy Exploring a dilapidated house with lots of spirits of children who have violent tendencies and usually have one fatal flaw; they can be recruited, however, and in doing so, have Pokemon-like designs, an Ice-looking girl has the most power than most of them, and she represents Isolation. Also it takes place half in your nana's house, half at your mom's house.
5: (New:) (Nsfw?) There are a couple of characters. All characters are based on small woodland creatures or Rodents (Including Ferrets). The one chosen inside the Dream was a girl (Deer or ferret). She wore a hoodie and clearly had star/limited future-seeing abilities. She was invited to a family gathering at a very tight-nit conservative and protective family of Deer/Elk/Moose/Bear Tree-Druids/ Plant/Limited element-based magic.
The other was a guinea pig that could turn into a snow golem or bear and had snow powers; he was neutral towards the family.
The last one was a mouse who had tattered clothing. He hated this place and wanted to explode everything about it.
6: (New:)
The dream has me driving, hallucinating, dreaming inside a dream, and passing out! This is definitely not symbolic at all, and it is definitely not Ruby yelling at me for being a dumbass!
7: (New:) Your that slime guy with the gross teeth from digimon and you have to protect your castle, from invaders however you actually suck, and you have to find an way for them to not kill you.

as much as I wanna do more lewds, I think nows a time to takes a break off of it.

I ALWAYS get dreams about driving. sometimes I dream about getting lost while driving, sometimes i dream about driving in a bad neighborhood, sometimes I dream about driving in a highway, but the worst ones are where I'm trying to drive from the back seat. I hate those. And there was one instance where I was a kid where my dad was driving, and he turned into a freakin' skeleton!

I think what I'm trying to say is, I vote 6, the one in which you're driving a car and hallucinating

first choice: I2 seems like a nice vibe
second choice: Q, I'm a sucker for mundane shopping dreams

Q
Derklord Ammibo Derklord Ammibo

First choice: I3
Second choice: Y

1/3 Derklord 2024/02/13(Tue)20:07 No. 1083337 ID: 3f89df
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Why did I give the audience a chance to take me to another dream? There's going to be irony x3, and I'm just going to be naked again, going on wacky misadventures.

Oh, I wasn't expecting this. I pat myself up and down. Yep, I'm still clothed.

Oddly, there is no third-person speech, and my memory doesn't feel wiped or drowsy like it usually does. I don't know if it's because of Ruby, but I'm only 15% immersed. I check my pockets. I have a single fifty-dollar bill. I look around to take in my surroundings.

I seem to be in some underground store of kinds; it's a store that young me would squeal in excitement about going to. I see video games, Figures, memorabilia, books, toys, and stickers, all of which come from game franchises and video games, all of which are from series I used to love as a kid, mostly Nintendo and Pokemon. Still, I can see tiny hints and pieces of third-party companies and games such as Wargroove, Starbound, Terria, Minecraft, and many others.

I look at the crumbled fifty dollars in my pocket. So Ruby wants me to use this to buy something, huh? Well, there are only a few things I could do here: look around or leave. But I'm not going to spend the money.

2/3 Derklord 2024/02/13(Tue)20:07 No. 1083338 ID: 3f89df
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Hey you, yes you, the audience. I think that because of what's happening, I can quickly tell that you're an outside force of sorts, And because it's pretty dull to shop by yourself, you can ask me questions, look around with me, and point out things that intrest you, give me orders, it can be anything. I feel like this place is a way to rest before we go to whatever crazy place we go to next, and probably by then, you'll be my voice in my head rather than an entity entirely separate.

........

Looking at your hands, cool, huh? that's the power of dreams. You're up here in my noggin, but you appear like you're here.

3/3 Derklord 2024/02/13(Tue)20:07 No. 1083339 ID: 3f89df
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Oh, and the questions you ask me can be as personable as you want. Please don't ask for any identifying information; I won't respond to those. Oh yeah, and for the orders? You're not telling me to strip naked for you. I'm not one of those girls, and we just had an NSFW dream about a minute ago.

Let's get started, shall we? From where I stand, I can see three diffrent categories:
[a] Video Games and Media
[b] Books and Comics
[c] Amibbo's, Toys, and Figurines.
[d] Other?

C, cause Amibbo is what the dream is about!

and for my question, how did you discover questden? What inspired you to make quests?

A, and what kind of ttrpg systems do you enjoy playing the most?

[b] book covers in dreams always seems so enticing.

What amibo are you looking for? What are your favorite games?

>>1083346
ssshhhhhhh, it's called "amibbo". you don't want the popular game company to send a cease and desist on this quest, do you?

;)

DVDs and physical games sales? What year is this set in!?

B, head straight for the BOOK isle like the nerd you are!! Let's see what your dream store has in stock!
also, have you got anything interesting lined up for dinner? totallynotadate

Books, I wanna know about what crazy expansion to what crazy ttrpg that is going to be absolutely AMAZING and you just know it, or what the most perfect ttrpg book would be, I *know* it's here and it's epic and amazing and wonderful. But sooo expensive!

1/4 Derklord 2024/02/22(Thu)15:35 No. 1084199 ID: 3f89df
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K! So we're going to the books section, then! Just umm...
Don't judge my tastes.

Here we are! Honestly, it's what I expected; the child's area has many of my old favorites, mainly comic books and some chapter books. Meanwhile, modern books are just programming, art/writing, design, and game development books for various skill levels.

But it's not all doom and gloom! Look, there are some graphic novels and some TTRPG Books, quests turned books, and-

2/4 Derklord 2024/02/22(Thu)15:35 No. 1084200 ID: 3f89df
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Oh my god please stop following me into my dreams
Ignore that.

Uh, Anyway, Questions! Questions! I know you all must have some real questions or not because I understand how much I actually matter in the grand scheme of things, and my ego is low to compensate
so ask away!

3/4 Derklord 2024/02/22(Thu)15:35 No. 1084201 ID: 3f89df
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> For my question, how did you discover Questden? What inspired you to make quests?

Ooh! This is a perfect question! But the explanation may be a bit long-winded, but I think giving a complete background is best.

I've always been a storyteller at heart; when I was younger, I foolishly wanted to be an artist/storyteller, more specifically, a graphic novel writer/artist.


Eventually, around three years ago, I had an idea, and BAM. Fantastical Journey was born, but the initial draft of Fantastical Journey isn't good. But I still wanted players; I had just recently joined DeviantArt, and my then digital copy of Fantastical Journey got no players, so I put it on the back burner.

Skip to 2022, and I decided to redo the art and the systems. Again, I got no attention (Mainly because Deviant Art was not a good place for Fantastical Journey). Later that year, by sheer coincidence, I joined Furafinity and began to look at some artists. I started to follow Sofia (Also known as Chiggidey Chiggidey Choo) because her art was cute! And by sheer coincidence, she posted an update to Slime Quest. However, the layout was confusing and didn't make sense to me.

So I left, and then around a year or so later, I went back and saw Slime Quest had an update. The same repeated itself; instead of quitting, I decided to look around, and there I found the rules and other documentation.
But by sheer coincidence, I found an update to Tippler's Kobold Quest. I read all of it since it was a much simpler and digestible quest; that, alongside understanding the docs, helps brighten my understanding. I looked to Fantastical and hoped that this time it would work. I then spent some time over the summer working and refining the system until June 30th, 2023, when I released a fantastical journey. And the rest was history.

Also, before you ask, the fantastic Journey is not dead (Even though it's in the Ghost House). I just can't manage three quests all at once. I definitely can not manage a quest and its corresponding TTRPG systems with college and personal responsibilities.

But yeah, that's a very long-winded explanation of how I discovered Questden and started making quests! You can credit Sofia's Slime quest for showing me this wonderful site and community and Fantastical Journey for inspiring me to write quests in the first place.

While I'm here, I'll give some background on why Magical and Dream Quest are also here. Magical is a rewrite of my physical original graphic novel of the same name; that's what the original did, but much better.
And Dream's here because of me realizing I had crazy nut-job dreams, and as a way to have a low effort/ shit post quest, even though I overdid it like most things I do. (Unless it's using MIT app inventor.) Visual based coding languages suck

Hey! *snap* No sleepy! *snap* *snap* I was telling you my dramatic Questden backstory; now's not the time to be sleepy! *Cough* Any other questions?

4/4 Derklord 2024/02/22(Thu)15:35 No. 1084202 ID: 3f89df
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> What kind of RPG systems do you enjoy playing the most?
Oh! I love TTRPG's! I'm running a session and finished a One Shot of my D&D campaign! We usually run Fifth Edition with a bit of homebrew put in there. However, I also used to host Root RPG Campaign with a bi-weekly gaming group a while back. The college has made it so I usually spend gaming groups in the back studying.
What else?

> What amibbo are you looking for? What are your favorite games?
Oh, if I remember correctly, the ammibo I found in this Dream was something really obscure, like an Goomba Amibbo or some sort of Enenmy Amibbo that only worked for one game, but I thought it was so cool; that and some sort of gambling system for some figurine or toy that I don't remember, I just remember that there was some sort of interactive toy or thing of the super mario world map.

I don't play video games that much anymore, especially since I don't buy any. But I'd say BG3, Divinity 2, Rimworld, Binding of Isac (All expansions), Dicey Dungeons, Death Road to Canada, Spore, and many of the old classics such as Mario Kart 64, Fortune Street, and Mario Party 2.


> DVDs and physical games sales? What year is this set in!?
Hey! Just because I grew up with a mixture of old and new stuff doesn't mean you can judge me for this store's early 2000s material.

> Let's see what your dream store has in stock! Also, have you got > anything interesting lined up for dinner? totallynotadate

Yeah! We should totally look at this in more detail! And I'm most likely going to be boring and have vegetables and sand-
Wait... Are you hitting on me?

Audience + DerkLord Romance? (Optional Path?)
[a] We are hitting on you; let this be a shopping date! And maybe dinner afterward?
[b] No, I'm not hitting on you; it's just a joke; let's return to shopping, shall we?

Areas of Focus:

[1] Graphic Novels and Kids Books
[2] The forbidden book
[3] QuestDen Books
[4] Textbooks, Programming/Design Books, Video Game books.
[5] Others?!?!

>>1084202
What was your proudest creation in spore?
Also, most treasured childrens book, what isnit?

Oh, you know its gonna be A)
My vote is null.
Happy to hang out, buuut if i was a betting man...

3 for all the refrences

a) If you'll have us
5) why, is that the D&D v3.5 monster manual I spy? What sorts of races and monsters do you enjoy in roleplaying, or just in general?

[a]
[5] may we PLEASE get a short unhinged rant (that gets cut off a sentence or two in) about the physical Homestuck books!??

1/7 Derklord 2024/03/01(Fri)10:35 No. 1084981 ID: 3f89df
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>>1084212
>>1084245
>>1084380

*Derklord Blushu Activate* I-kind of wasn't really expecting that, um shoot, I'm so bad at romance; uh, hey! Audience, How- No, that wouldn't work, Okay. So Audience, we can pick up and go on an actual date later, if once was one shopping. It'll give me time to remember how you do romance For now, let's just make it a casual shopping date.

Derklord Shopping Romance Options Unlocked.

OHNO! You made me blush so much that the art style and quality has degraded! NOOOOOOO!

How about we choose an category to look into instead-
> 5)
> 5)
> 3)
Huh, you seem a tad indecisive, no matter! I can look into the specific books that you wish to go to and then look at the quest-den category of books to begin with.

2/7 Derklord 2024/03/01(Fri)10:35 No. 1084982 ID: 3f89df
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> why, is that the D&D v3.5 monster manual I spy? What sorts of races > and monsters do you enjoy in roleplaying or just in general?

I go over to the D&D monster manual book and pull it out, making sure it's clear in your view, but not because the budget is 1 cent.

Oh This? This is 5e- Oh wait, no- this is 1st edition advanced Monster-Manual; it must be that one-ounce-in-a-lifetime opportunity coming back to bite me in the ass.

Oh, and to answer your question! I've never played any other D&D Rules other than 5e and some homebrew rules; in terms of roleplay, I love all the dragonoids, obviously. Kobolds are an absolute favorite, and my PCs keep ending up being my Fursona, with Vi (Me!) and Koli Top Right. I love roleplaying as kobolds, I recently got to play in one of my cousin's one-shots, and I ended up playing as a Paladin Oath of the Ancients named Sigatch. She was an absolute blast to play; besides that, I'm mainly the DM, but I love most fey creatures and, again, the dragonlords. I rarely use humans, using elves or dwarfs instead. Unless they are the bad guys or someone in a position of power, then they are human.
Also, pack tactics and fury of the small my beloved smoochy smoochy smooch.

Oh! Sorry, I got a little side track here; let me just put away the book, and there we go, Is anything else you want to look at before we go to the Questden section?

3/7 Derklord 2024/03/01(Fri)10:35 No. 1084983 ID: 3f89df
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> may we PLEASE get a short unhinged rant (that gets cut off a sentence or two in) about the physical Homestuck books!??

Ugh, not that book again. Do I have to? Isn't it better to ignore it- I see that look on your face fine; you'll get your rant.

I've never read Homestuck, Honestly! This isn't me trying to burn up the past, I've tried reading it, but I was really confused by everything, even more so than Questden. (Although it is strange how much early Homestuck and early Questden have in common.)
My only perception has been listening to some fat person talk about Homestuck lore for a couple of hours while I did the dishes.
Yet this STUPID series keeps following me into my dreams, not any Homestuck book in particular! A new "Ultimate edition with gold lacing" and has the entire- I don't even know if the physical homestuck books are good! Just- Go- Away you stupid- And I begin to tear this book to shreds; I don't know anything about home- "Hi." I turned around to see a voice with a familiar face. I cast a thunder spell, and she immediately dies disappears.

4/7 Derklord 2024/03/01(Fri)10:35 No. 1084984 ID: 3f89df
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Don't ask, Or else I'll kill your firstborn.

5/7 Derklord 2024/03/01(Fri)10:35 No. 1084985 ID: 3f89df
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Gods, this stupid migraine- I only have time for questions- please just ask away; it'll make me forget about that silly series.

>What was your proudest creation in spore?

Ooh nice question, although I didn't know how the online system worked, So I never got to participate in the community, maybe in a far-off universe I didn't go onto Questden and just made high-quality spore maps instead, now I would show my favorite creation but my computer is having a problem with its lan adapter, So I can't redownload my files. (I most likely deleted it anyway.)

> Also, most treasured children's books, what is it?
Bone, I liked Bone even as a kid, even though I didn't understand 40% of everything; it's probably for the better; that book is NOT a kid's book. It's got blood with some gore, very intense themes, and cat balls; no, don't ask why I remember that in particular.
I think Bone and, by extension, the next manga really got me into comic making, although Geronimo stiltion Kingdom of Fantasy probably inspired me greatly as a writer.
Boils was my childhood crush.
I also like Happy Happy Clover! Hey! Stop laughing! I know it looks like a girly girl book for little girls, and by extension, it kind of is! But stop laughing! There, got it out of your system?
Happy Happy Clover is a book series I used to read a ton, and I got the series at some thrift shop; I used to read a ton. It has a lot of heart, and the characters are just extremely fun. Especially Clover, she definitely was an inspiration for many of my characters personality-wise for years to come. Also, looking back, it affected my humor growing up.
Also, look at Mallow; just look at her; her floppy ears are legendary; I hate how they nerfered her top-tier ears in the anime (That I didn't watch.)
Floppy ears are better than pointy ears, and if you disagree, fight me 1v1, I dare you. [small] but please don't. I'm kind of frail [/small.]

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Now let's move onto-
> Happy to hang out, buuut if i was a betting man...
Derklord Blushu * 500% percent is now activated.
What's that supposed to mean?! No, really- I don't know what that would mean- Sure, I may have posted umm something really NSFW prior to making this update, but It's not going to get to that!......... will it?

7/7 Derklord 2024/03/01(Fri)10:35 No. 1084987 ID: 3f89df
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Uh, anyway, Questden section!
There's a wide variety of quests here, well if I could show it, but I can see through this red curtain, so let me explain it in more detail! some quests that are important to me from this site, some that I've read to completion, some that I think about often, and some that have interested me.

So, you may have noticed that there are a lot of Tippler's Quest books, and that may, or may not be because I was burnt out after my first semester and binge-read the entire Tippler catalog in two days, but I can see why Tippler is such an important figure in this community, his stories and art is outstanding,
I have no clue why, but I think Nostalgia Quest, and You Died are some of my favorite quests ever.
Obviously, I love Slime Quest! It's just a very cute series with absolutely gorgeous art at times, paired with lovable characters.
Dive quest gains points for the longest-running quest, and the one that has kept my attention, even when going through multiple threads; it also has cool world-building, and the Tisolomer/charm is so lovable I want to squeeze and hug her.
Dragon romance is probably the first-ever quest I read to (almost) competition, despite me not being a horny person (despite what this quest and magical may provide) and staying away from most horny quests. Dragon romance has a lot of heart and is funny. At least to me, anyway. although I do wonder what the big project is about... and It affected me personally in a large way, but I won't disclose why, since it's not really important.
Honestly, almost every quest out there is fun and good, like Buckweat, Panda, GiantHat, Edmango, Donut, and so many others! Your quests are amazing!
But the question on my mind is, do I buy any of them in this dreamscape? Hmm.... maybe not; I should check out the value that my brain has put on them... I do have 50$, even though I'm most likely just going to do window shopping instead.
Ugh, I'm still deciding! Audience, what do you think?

[1] Dragon Romance!/Slinko Section
[2] Tippler/Nostalgia Quest/You died
[3] Slime Quest/Sofia's work
[4] Dive Quest/Weaver's work
[7] Specific Quest Book: i.e Tension, Girl Talk, Rotten Apple, I hate my job, Moot Point, House Cadvere, Lazy Fairy, Hu, Rot, Etc.
[8] Specific Author Section: I.e: Edmango, Tippler, Absurd De Void, Donut, Thicc Ice, Weaver, Kaltus, Donut, Giant hat, Hitmisu, AplhaLurker, Cirr etc.
[9] Other
[10] My work? Derklord blushu???
[11] This is stupid. Go back to the actual interesting dreams instead of talking about yourself, you narcissistic piece of poo poo
[12] Like 11, But maybe let's focus on an different aspect instead.

[7] I recommend Lucha quest, the comic series! (no way, im not being biased)

>>1084985

Oh, now bone is a good one.
The kind that grows with the reader as you return to it.
Good taste.
Cant say im familiar with the cutsey book, but hey, cute stuff can be a delight of its own and they sound like more than just floppy ears and adorability by the way you talk about it.
Humour and heart too.

Dont be so down on pointy ears though.
theyre cute in their own, different way.
Same said of horns.

>>1084987
Oh, you cant leave us hanging now you said that about dragon romance.
What was your favorite scene or moment?

As to the shelves...
Hmmm.
Im torn.
7) looks good.
Lucha quest sounds pure fun.
See if they have a copy of chee quest.
Its a classic.

I AM greatly tempted to ask about shelf 10, if only to see you be adorable again.

eeee, you mentioned my quest!
>>1084981
Dammit, stop being so adorable

[9] Anything good in the classics section? i.e. quests from a decade ago. Have you ever done any digging in the wiki?

[10] See if they have a copy of Dream Quest and see whats going to happen next.

1/14 Derklord 2024/03/03(Sun)17:52 No. 1085302 ID: 3f89df
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> Dammit, stop being so adorable

Too much Blushu, Derklord brain overload, eject, eject, eject.

2/14 Derklord 2024/03/03(Sun)17:52 No. 1085303 ID: 3f89df
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Spring!

3/14 Derklord 2024/03/03(Sun)17:52 No. 1085305 ID: 3f89df
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Umm hello! I guess this is my "true" fursona. That isn't a character that's based on something else? It's a shape-shifter cause I feel my fursona is constantly changing, but anyway, thanks!

4/14 Derklord 2024/03/03(Sun)17:52 No. 1085306 ID: 3f89df
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Although I probably should put on some clothes again, Hey! Stop Oggoling! Turn around! yes you, even though I drew myself naked for around six-eight updates, it doesn't mean a girl doesn't need decency!

5/14 Derklord 2024/03/03(Sun)17:52 No. 1085307 ID: 3f89df
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> 7 Lucha quest sounds pure fun.

I have yet to read Lucha Quest too much besides the newest fight, So Let's look at the price... 10 Dollars? That's a lot considering my lack of knowledge, but don't say that's the epitome of how much the work should cost... "sigh," I guess you can't please everybody.
It's just mainly because I haven't read it, and the price is essential in my mind-scape; something such as Slime Quest or Dragon Romance would be more expensive in my brain than something else such as a quest I'm familiar with-

Yknow what? Screw it; I'll read it right here, right now; give me a moment.....

You know, If I got a nickel for every time I've seen a rabbit protagonist do the Jak-O Pose, I'd have two nickels, but it's strange that it happened twice.

Oh! Now it's around 45$ in Dream Money! That's much better; after revisiting it, I would describe Lucha Quest as pure, unadulterated fun. Also Nacha is just pure adorableness incarnate; I see you asking me for potential scenes and, well, umm... I flip through some of the pages; I have this thing where I kind of get embarrassed whenever someone watches me watch media, So I-

6/14 Derklord 2024/03/03(Sun)17:52 No. 1085308 ID: 3f89df
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I notice you reaching for the book, Hey! what are you-
Eeek! No, don't. I immediately disappeared from the comic book before you could see what scene I was looking at.

You look at me quizzing, but with a smug look like you know what scene I was attempting to hide; I take that as an opportunity to move on- at least you don't remember my thought process because it was actually- Actually, No, never mind, I don't want to blush so much I don't become a blob of goo, Or this Dream suddenly turns way too horny.

The mind is really fickle, and knowing how some dreams have gone before, we should move on.

7/14 Derklord 2024/03/03(Sun)17:52 No. 1085309 ID: 3f89df
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> Don't be so down on pointy ears, though.
> They're cute in their own, but in a different way.
> Same said of horns.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, [u] I [u] Physically take you out of the audience collective, which is also singular; I know what to do with pointy ear enjoyers.

Round 1 Fight-

Actually, yeah, no, you're right. Pointy ears are also cute, but that's mainly because of horns, so count yourself lucky, even though I wouldn't have hit you that I so graciously spared you.
I then put you back with the other singular collective creature I won't describe to add anticipation.

I am not going to lie; section 7 kind of makes me anxious about what to say-

> Anything good in the classics section? i.e. quests from a decade ago. > Have you ever done any digging in the wiki?

Oh, that's a lot easier to deal with since those quests are already done, and the authors may or may not be there, sure! What quest?
> See if they have a copy of Chee Quest.

Hmmm, actually, after looking through it some more- It's not really here- You so obviously point at the book labeled Chee quest with large bold letters and a larger book page than the others.

Oh yes, Chee Quest!
Lil Kobold, Wholesome God Killer Construct, I remember that story! But, not going to lie I don't want to open that book.

Hey, Stop looking at me like I'm saying this to pad the update-time; it's just I only started to read it last week, so If I open it, I don't know. Maybe Chee herself will pop out? That would not really be best-

Let's just move away from the quest den section I don't think this was an good idea to begin with-

8/14 Derklord 2024/03/03(Sun)17:52 No. 1085310 ID: 3f89df
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> Oh, you can't leave us hanging now you said that about dragon romance.
> What was your favorite scene or moment?

I look down at myself, and my entire black side has turned red- How, How did you do this- How did I turn red? No- I'm not embarrassed. Shut up! Think non-horny thoughts think non-horny thoughts about dragon romance
While you did make me blush, I won't because- Ack! Stop giving me those puppy dog eyes, okay, okay.

9/14 Derklord 2024/03/03(Sun)17:52 No. 1085311 ID: 3f89df
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Uh, what I'm going to say isn't all hunky dory and fun as this current shopping journey has been so far, so skip it if you wish; I'm just going to summarize it briefly.

So when I was a teen, something happened to me; no, it's not something like an uncle or whatnot; it's just putting a lonely, horny teenager unsupervised by herself and with access to the Internet... I think you know where I'm going with this.

It was just after I left that situation I became very anti-sex or sexual things, and I stayed that way for quite a while. And I thought that I'd never really change, but then I stumbled upon dragon romance; I visited since I wanted to see what an Nsfw quest was like and if it had anything else besides sex, and to be honest, I just mentally dissociated or ignored all of the sex scenes in dragon romance. Still, I stayed for the humor and the heart.

But as I read, I started connecting with the characters, especially Cerdiwen. This might sound stupid, and most likely is; I see a lot of myself in Cerdiwen, and she's kind of a representation of an ideal self, Extroverted, Happy, Friendly, Compassionate, And isn't dysphoric around her body. And as I started to connect with her and the other characters, that barrier I had put around myself began to fade away. In return, I started to understand more about sex and sexual representation. Since I was so connected to Cerdiwen, I empathized with her; in her sex scenes, I imagined myself as her, which felt empowering.

To summarize this long rant, Dragon romance helped me regain my sexuality, and because of that It'll always have a special place in my heart.

In terms of my favorite scene, I mean almost all (Besides the later half of the mall scene) Is gold, but if I had to choose one, I would be Cerdiwen apologizing to Delia before she leaves; it's just beautiful. I don't have words to describe it.

Screw it; move over nostalgia. Quest Dragon romance is my favorite quest of all time again.

I think we have done enough on the book section; let's move on to something else.

> I AM greatly tempted to ask about shelf 10 if only to see you be adorable again.

I- Eeep! I'm an even brighter shade of red with an hue this time! My work? Why? It's not good, and has a lot of flaws in it, but if you want to see it, then umm be my guess!

Yeah, there's a wide variety of books, of course, we have fantastical, Dream, and Magical, but there's also Gone with the Wind and some other quests that you should visit in Dream Quest; there's also the Sins of Man, which was a bit of an earlier idea, I mean it's not going to be good, but what do you want to look at?

> See if they have a copy of Dream Quest and see what's going to happen > next.

Dream Quest? Isn't this what you're reading right now? Is that likely logistically possible? Suddenly, the Dream Quest book appears in my hands.

10/14 Derklord 2024/03/03(Sun)17:52 No. 1085312 ID: 3f89df
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What if I open this, and it ends the quest? Or something worse! Let's put it back- Ack! Stop with the puppy eyes, okay, I'm opening it, I'm opening it-

I'm...

Opening it.......

11/14 ERROR 2024/03/03(Sun)17:52 No. 1085313 ID: 3f89df
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Ackkkkkk- yosdsnuhbgwha! What's-hrejbugiuerowokspokspfin happeningeibguibrilberbugliurub to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!?!?

ieufeiruhrurguihgruigruieerphehpeiuguiurghuehirgingrnirnigiguiig

Then there was darkness.

................


Rebooting brain.exe....
Derklord.zip - error extracting running test cases...
Test cases are complete, using the placeholder player character.
Other files were imported successfully
exported.....

12/14 Ruby 2024/03/03(Sun)17:53 No. 1085314 ID: 3f89df
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Huh? Where, where am I? I only remember Sapphire; we hugged, and then-
Wait? Where is she? Wait, you, the curiously attractive fish man who's naked as hell, who are you?
As I hear your name, my eyes widen. "The Audience you say?"
Wait- if that means I'm here, and Sapphire isn't.........

hahahahahahahahhahahahahah! Yes! Finally, I'm in control! Wait, does that mean she's- ! Haha, that's so funny! Wait, let me test that out really quickly. Let me just kick this stand and look at the sign.

13/14 Ruby 2024/03/03(Sun)17:53 No. 1085315 ID: 3f89df
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Oh my goodness, the sign now has a sad face! She's stuck! The fuck-up must have fucked up so hard; wait, what did she do?
She opened the representation of her stupid story and fucked up her mind?
Actually, fuck this; I can't believe Sapphire made this Dora ass suggestion of the audience representative; let me give you a voice; there we go.

Hah! Look at her, attempting to change the signs in order to try to communicate "Help! This wasn't supposed to happen" Boohoo hoo, Sapphire, Damn rights, this is what you get after all these fucking years! Now let's see how you like it being the dungeon master of my mindscape, while I instead go around twerk, strip nude, and then go fuck the villain because that seems like that's how you react to all of my HARD WORK, Oh sorry Sapphire you wouldn't even know what hard work is my apologies.

Oh, don't cry, Emojie; Emoji'sre fucking disgusting; emoticons are king. Ugh, audience, don't listen to her anymore, "please, open the book again!" Oh Boohoo, I got transformed for two seconds and now I want out; hey, NO Bad audience, don't you be eying that book, here let me just *CHOMP* there, good as new, man being the player character, makes me feel really hell powerful, is that what Sapphire feels like?

Oh, the audience, now that you are here and you are asking questions to me, answer anything you want about Sapphire; damn well, she can't do anything right now to stop me from it! And oh, believe me, I have so much dirt on her you wouldn't believe it! Anything! Her sins, she follows on her previous questions, her most embarrassing memory, how pathetic she is. Anything!

Oooh, wait a second; This is her mind-scape, correct? If we look deep enough, I can show you all of this stuff! Or at least an artistic recreation of it. Sapphire doesn't know how to summon NPCs yet, so we're free to walk anywhere we want to instead of being constrained to her "options." Railroady, much? It seems you did that with Magical, so I'm here to stop this demon from fucking up her own story with her "ideas" that are stolen from someone else or generated by AI since this girl doesn't have a single ounce of creativity, please If I had it my way, she would be hanging off a noose not leeching off of everyone, but what do I know?

14/14 Ruby 2024/03/03(Sun)17:53 No. 1085316 ID: 3f89df
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Oooh, and actually, to spite her, we can do anything! I'm up to suggestions, kiss, make out, sex? In her body representation, while she can't do anything about it? Yes, please.

So, audience, what do you want to do? And if you can, what questions do you wish to ask? I'm all ears!

Question: So we know of a ruby and a sapphire version of Derklord...
Is there an emerald representation of Derky around here too?

What do: lets check the Programming/Design Books section now.

>>1085311
Doesnt sound stupid.
Nor silly.
Writing is a powerful thing.
Especially if serendipity puts the right story in front of the right reader at the right moment in their life.
You found something you needed in there and you carry that with you now.
Its a part of you to be treasured.
im sure the writer would be happy to know this should they ever learn it.

No jokes, no blush hunting.
Just,
Thankyou for sharing that.

>>1085316
I want to know what your favorite quest was.

Book too, come to mention it.

Screw it, lets hear about a few of your favorite things.
Lets get all julie andrews in here.

>>1085334
I agree with Trip

>>1085315
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself(ves?) This dream stuff is fun and I don't think I've read a quest quite like it.

>>1085316
What to do? Hmm, well we came here to get an aymeebow, so why don't you take a look at those.

My kink is consent. I would want her to enthusiastically and genuinely show us a fantasy that she likes, not be forced to share it or forced to act out the fantasy of another.

1/6 Ruby 2024/03/08(Fri)18:04 No. 1085816 ID: 3f89df
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>> 1085342

What-

>> 1085335

Dude

>> 1085387

Oh cmon!
Did Sapphire dum you down so you'll—gasp—respect her? Even in her comic, where we go through her dreams and the possibilities are near endless, it's unbelievable.

None of you even asked about any of the dirt I have on this woman, hell did any of you answer any exciting questions-
"Number one rule of storytelling: Don't make fun of the audience." Sapphire, shut up you're not the one running this story now, so you have no right to judge how I explain my side. Yes, the questions.

> Question: So we know of a ruby and a sapphire version of Derklord...
Is there an emerald representation of Derky around here, too?

2/6 Ruby 2024/03/08(Fri)18:04 No. 1085817 ID: 3f89df
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Oh..... emerald........ yes........... I................ Know of........... her......................

.............

Why do you call her Derklord? That's like calling her PokemonFan, PokemonFanGirl, or Co2997. It's just one of her many usernames, and she's [u] stupid enough to use her name on the internet, Or I was the stupid one for call attention to it, Whoops!

But enough about emerald! Let's see what fun misadventures we can get up to what's first, wrecking this place high to low, yelling profanities, and spawning old, outdated 2000s memes. Cmon, The suspense is killing me!

> What do: let's check the Programming/Design Books section now

3/6 Ruby 2024/03/08(Fri)18:04 No. 1085818 ID: 3f89df
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......... Programming/Design books........hahahahahha programming & design books?!!?! Do you just want to hear Sapphire nerd out to you about the entry-level things she's learning in and out of college? HAHAHA! Oh! Let me show you what I think of that.
I kick the book section over, and like dominoes, they all fall over one by one, all of the books scattered on the ground, a signpost Sapphire winning in the agony of her store's collection being reduced to dust.

4/6 Ruby 2024/03/08(Fri)18:04 No. 1085819 ID: 3f89df
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> Hmm, we came here to get an aymeebow, so why don't you look at those?

An amino-, fine, let's walk over, oh hey, there's that goomba ammibo, mario world advent calendar map, gift-boxes, and other goodies from her dream. Let me break that open, maybe pop a few snacks from the goody bag, and there we go got the ammibo! We fulfilled this dream in just a simple sentence! Now, let's go pay for it.

Actually, if I cross the gates, will I finally be free? Oh my goodness, that sounds wonderful.
But first, before we pay for it, do you have any last questions?

> I want to know what your favorite quest was.

> Book too, come to mention it.

> Screw it, lets hear about a few of your favorite things.
> Lets get all julie andrews in here.

5/6 Ruby 2024/03/08(Fri)18:04 No. 1085820 ID: 3f89df
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Wait, someone is actually asking me? of my opnion? It's just, wow, I don't know what to say, just thanks, genially, hm, favorite quest, favorite quest.
Well I chould say something that makes Sapphire look bad, such as Rape quest, but that quest is more so uncomfortable then anything is, honestly proabbly something like Tension or Crystal Spire, I like the implmentation and spunk that went into it and they definitely feel right at home.

Actually, scratch that. Sapphire procasonaited on this update so hard that I have new material, Most definitely Knight blades.

Cat Halfiling Tittes, Do I need to say more?

Oooh books, yknow unlike Sapphire I'm actually an woman of class, Y'know being the logical mind to her silly emotion mind, I pefer more high brow concepts such as mathmatics, history, and well coding, Hmmm It may have been unwise for me to knock over my books, oh well! It's Sapphire's problem now.

The Cartoon History of the World is an good, one alongside making comics, whould have been good to study if Sapphire had the skill to be an graphic novelist, instead of wasting her teenage years playing video games, writing stories that no one cared about, getting all whiny and generally being an loser, yknow "those" arist types, the ones who sit on their ass and can't

Want me to tell you something audience? I know I might sound like an bitch, and to be honest I kind of am... but I'm only hard on Sap because I want her to succeed, y'know be somebody or something, not an loser who lives off the governments money to succeeded, she has potential despite being a rookie in pretty much all aspects of life, that's why I sent her off to college so that she can finally fulfill her dreams.

But enough about me being sappy. I'm just happy I can finally have a body and turn Sap's life around for the better instead of being down in the raffles seat, being forced to watch her succeed or fail.

Watch as she loses her innocence to the internet......

But now that I'm the man in charge, everything will be better. Oh yes, I have more questions about my favorite things. Hmmmm.

Well, It's tough to have an opinion that is separate from hers; y'know, if Sapphire wasn't a crazy bitch with a loud voice in her mind, I'd probably think I was her! Hah!
But now that we're friends, or I've divulged too much like a drunkard, I guess I can talk a little about myself; I'm Ruby, or more specifically, Sapphire's concise, I'm the voice in her head, the one who controls her dreams, you could esentially think of me as her brain to her body.

I like Pasta, specifically Tuna casserole; adding Tuna, Cheese, Canned Mushrooms, peas, and corn is just a perfect delight~ Too bad Sap hasn't been cooking much anymore; it's so tasty.

I also like being on Top. Wait, that's not an appropriate question. Hmmm, I like planning. No, that's just boring.

God damnnit! Being engaging with your Audience is fucking hard!

Oh! Board Games! Sap has a wide collection. After I told her to stop wasting her money back when she had a job, she decided to pursue board games as a hobby. To be honest, she didn't really spend that much—maybe a couple hundred on Root? Even then, most of her collection is just gifts from others. Considering she likes hosting game groups, it makes sense.

6/6 Ruby 2024/03/08(Fri)18:05 No. 1085821 ID: 3f89df
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Ah, yes, Root! It may have turned into a hyper-fixation for her and...

Why are you looking at me like that? Is talk time over?

So, like... is anyone in there actually, you know, happy? Enthusiastic? Fun loving in a way that isn't at the expense of their peer headmates?

Like, if I had headmates that could hide information from me, I would totally want to do fun stuff with them in distinct holodeck type memory palace sort of places, with each running scenarios as GM.

Also I'm a horny type and would definitely try and hook up with one who is keen on the idea at least once if only to see how it goes or if it is even possible.

Also I'd totally do lots of meditation stuff in the goal of improving quality of life and capabilities and capacity to cooperate and have fun and leisure for all involved.

But what do I know how brains work? I'm just guessing here, describing what I'd value.

ooh, whats that in your haaand~?

Ah Root, I've never played it but the art looks so good. What do you value more in a board game, themes or mechanics? If its not too late to ask.

>>1085820

Interesting quest choices, and glad you answered.
It seems you're drawn to the technical side of it.
Implementation, method, etc.
Saffy focused more on the emotional connection.
Both aspects in isolation are impressive but in unison, you get sonething truly spectacular.

Yeah, it can be hard to be engaging, but you pulled it off.

Thanks to you too for indulging us.

Board games are a vice i know too well, but they still have benefits.
Socialisation, relaxation while engaging the mind and letting you hone a competative spirit in a trustec environment.

I can imagine you got something out of it too.
Planning and strategy are in your lane, like you said.

If it turns out talk time is over, there'll be a chance again im sure.

Pleasure chatting with you red.

1/2 Ruby 2024/03/09(Sat)09:19 No. 1085898 ID: 3f89df
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>> 1085840
>> 1085828

I prefer mechanics, and thank you, Audience; it's been a real treasure, even if I said things I probably shouldn't have said for Sapphire's expense.

>> 1085825

We are happy (except for Emerald); it's just.....You may have picked the wrong time to discuss Derk's dreams with us. Or you're just picking the wrong kind of dream. No, wait. It's all ties back to Derk. Man, she really had it coming to her, didn't she?

I noticed you forcibly took the Dream Quest Book from my hands. I want to tell you there's no real point in fighting back now. I had my fun, even if this is my last.

Also, yes, I would have sex with her; in fact, there was an alternate stream dream ending where I fucked herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............................................................aaaaallllllllllsooooooooooooooomyyyyyyyyyyynammmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeisssssssssssrubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyynnnnooooooooottttttreeeeeeeeddddddddddwrooooonnnngggggpooookeeeemoooongammmmme.

And so the chapter of Ruby and Sapphire is closed, and with it, a new beginning of Derklord's dreamscape was about to begin, one not of self-destruction between the emotional and Logic mind but of that of the Wise mind, where both Ruby and Sapphire transform...

Into Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire.

2/2 Derklord 2024/03/09(Sat)09:19 No. 1085899 ID: 3f89df
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And I think I'm done monologuing. Hi! Hello! Derklord here! Ummm, So that was....... how can I put it....... It was better than you guys seeing me naked but worse than being pantless in a church. I'm never going to do something like that again, man. I've said that a ton this night; maybe next time we do a personal dream that doesn't particularly star me?
Please??? Pretty please? Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Look, I'll give you puppy dog eyes, even though I'm a cat; I'm a slinky cat now; I told you I switch fursona's like you eat food.

Well, it's time to rest, fall asleep, and see what misadventures we get up to next!

A: 8-Bit and in 500x200 Resolution, a monster is chasing you down a hallway and eating you.
(4 Years Old.)
B:
In that one Dream where everyone turned into Pokemon near the end, you were trapped in a place that looked like Target. A guy was about to kill you with a giant cheesegrater, and you were also going to fall into a boiling fryer.
(9) Years old.
C: The Dream that inspired Magical School of Treachery Includes murder! (One Decision and Magical School Creation backstory!
D: (Nsfw if you mess up?) The Dream inspired that one space-faring card game comic idea. This includes Villian transforming into a robot, epic creature battles, and censoring the main character, PP, with an egg. I told you my dreams get insane.
E: The Dream includes cute widdle sproutlings! A cartoony style and the older man….
F: Cosmic Horror 1: Getting trapped in a perpetual cycle of agony, where creatures are chasing you, and there's only one way to exit: nostalgic house snow edition!
G: Cosmic Horror 2: Boat/Shark edition!
H: Cosmic Horror 3: Jumpscare edition!
I: Cosmic Horror 4: Personal Hellscape Edition!
I2: Cosmic Horror 5: Walking down a Trail Edition.
I: That one fantasy dream with that cool conveyor and big tablet of lore and like archers. (You die in this one.)
P: That one Dream with kungfu fighting, pirates, and tremendous lore that looked like the start of some 2010 game in terms of its vibe.
J: You, the Sexuality Employees, and you're here to teach an anthro dragon what her sexuality is.
K: Sexuality Dragon goes to visit her family.
M: The three-part pirate saga you had because you heard someone gush about one piece while doing the dishes. The first includes sacrificing an elemental child to save the world; the second contains a YouTube essay Format. And pig Racism? The third one consists of some goons trying to reach home and a how-to-draw amiel (From Tenazaki quest.) piece of paper.
N: It's trick-or-treaters, but the monsters are real! Don't die! And get some fat cash.
O: A dream about losing everything, the apocalypse, and why capitalism is terrible, Mario edition.
Q: A dream where you go crazy because you don't want to spend money in a store, but the ammibo is so cheap!
K: That one Dream where you explore someone's prosperous house that makes no sense, and then you leave and get gunned down.
P: (NSFW) You're an editor, recorder, and general stream manager for a group of Pokemon Lets players. It's multiplayer. The main gimmick is that everyone is in a Bath, but you're the only one naked for some reason, and you must do your job outside. Everything is streamed live, including you, and the current is fast.
R: The Dream that happened right after first Dream has a little goo creature with an enigma, and villains, and archers and threads, and it was so cool that you woke up in your Dream to tell everyone why it was cool
S: (Nsfw) The Dream with a Mountian, Henry Stickman Mechanics Horny Fnaf 1 Animatronics, and the lets the player get a blowjob (Not the animatronics).
T: An zombie apocolypse! Had the same Dream three times! Different endings!
U: The Dream where you had a cool jetpack and went to see cool places!
W: A dream where you visit a twisted wonderland.
X: The Dream where you work in this junkyard town that's really high in the sky, you work in a game store, you play hide and go seek with transforming kids, and you play awful music. because your boss wants to. And has a video attached where Yoshi fucking dies, and you laugh inside the Dream.
Y: A relaxing dream where you just explore a 19's punk-inspired town where the geometry makes no sense.
Z: NOT THE BEEE'S COSMIC HORROR BEE EDITON. Age (10.)
1: The one cute, wholesome Fan-Pokemon dream that started as FNAF and ends in war crimes?
2: A completely normal and definitely not symbolic dream of waiting at a hospital, being denied, wandering around an unknown town, realizing you are a dream, and then tearing the top of someone's skull to wake up.
3: (New:) Essentially, you're in Mario Party 8's Goomba's Booty Board-Walk, but there's a bunch of new gimmicks, things, equipment and equipment statistics, and your anthropomorphic Pokemon? More specifically, an Espeon is wearing some Pokeball-styled ears, and you're an Umbreon wearing Pikachu ears. This Derklord fellow must have a mental illness for her brain to come up with this sort of stuff.
4: (New:) You are a Guy Exploring a dilapidated house with lots of spirits of children who have violent tendencies and usually have one fatal flaw; they can be recruited, however, and in doing so, have Pokemon-like designs, an Ice-looking girl has the most power than most of them, and she represents Isolation. Also it takes place half in your nana's house, half at your mom's house.
5: (New:) (Nsfw?) There are a couple of characters. All characters are based on small woodland creatures or Rodents (Including Ferrets). The one chosen inside the Dream was a girl (Deer or ferret). She wore a hoodie and clearly had star/limited future-seeing abilities. She was invited to a family gathering at a very tight-nit conservative and protective family of Deer/Elk/Moose/Bear Tree-Druids/ Plant/Limited element-based magic.
The other was a guinea pig that could turn into a snow golem or bear and had snow powers; he was neutral towards the family.
The last one was a mouse who had tattered clothing. He hated this place and wanted to explode everything about it.
6: ()
The dream has me driving, hallucinating, dreaming inside a dream, and passing out! This is definitely not symbolic at all, and it is definitely not Ruby yelling at me for being a dumbass!
7: () Your that slime guy with the gross teeth from digimon and you have to protect your castle, from invaders however you actually suck, and you have to find an way for them to not kill you.
8: (New:) You are an Human Child exploring, chatting with and befriending with Fairy Tail monsters even though their powers are scary and beyond your comprehension
9: (New) In a dream that happened concurrently, you are in some airship/blimp, and there are some ties to the previous dream, and for some reason, it's furry. Also, there's a cosmic horror here, too, for good measure.
10: (new) I explore some random town, find an ENA plushie, and float on a mountain, remembering other, much better dreams. It gets too late, and then I crash on someone's couch, but then I realize before waking up that that was a bad idea.
11: (New Multiple!) The multiple dreams in succession where I get kidnapped or murdered in Walmart/SuperStore Parking lots,
12: Dream that was reminded by 10, I go out on a Bike-ride, it starts out relaxing but then ends up with me getting chased by a cosmic horror, whipping out, most likely doing a sub-section of 13 again and saying odd.
13: Also reminded by 10: I get lost in a very treacherous jungle, where there's vines and crocodiles, and I also happen to be going downstream, I then went underwater and found a city, i.e. Mario style
14: I get lost in a city looking for my mother and have many travel anxieties and travel problems.
15: A simple walk through a grassy field was an oddly calming dream that most likely ended with me falling off the nearby cliff.
[nsfw] 16: RPG that was kind of like DND and was also an video game like BG3, happened, cool fun misadventures, save scuming and odly modern bathrooms? and furniture That's odd

Man, I die a lot in my dreams. Oh, well. It's time to... *Yawn* go to sleep.

The interesting thing is that even though that dream wasn't marked as nsfw, it still featured nudity, and Ruby was trying to spark it. But that's the nature of dreams, sometimes you can't control it.

alright, a dream not starring you? we'll do that, or at least I'll do that.
5

oops, bye Ruby

Eh, sure (5) you can take a break from the spotlight

>>1085898

Which dream would give the best chance for, you know, a bunch of you to interact in the dream? Maybe take roles of perspectives or people in the dream? Maybe has a place for the kind of fun things that you all want to do to and with each other? What has the best chance of showing cooperation in the goal of to have a good time?

I'll throw my vote in at 5 too.

Bring on the animal folk.

(Previous post had an image from doctor strangelove unintentionally attached. Great scene, not exactly pertinent. Didnt notice at first. My cackhandedness has been remedied)

1/5 Derklord 2024/03/14(Thu)22:27 No. 1086440 ID: 3f89df
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As I feel myself drifting out, I feel content that this dream will be one in which I do not play a part but only watch as things unfold. And so, with that, I begin to dream.

You should also remember to remind yourself that * means canonical events or choices in the dream or in the specific order that they happened; it does not mean they are the right or good choice.

2/5 Derklord 2024/03/14(Thu)22:27 No. 1086441 ID: 3f89df
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* You are a traveler; despite your reasons being mainly unknown, and as a potential threat to a colony, you have been invited to explore the Druidic home of the Auntlents, a hidden grotto of an isolated tight-night group of Deerin people, the reasons of which being unknown, but you reckon that is due to wishing to see outsiders or add some new genes to their pool~ their land is magnificent with blue glowing crystals, and magical artifacts growing apart, they have a moss covered ruin-like homes, and a statue head of what seems to be some sort of Feral deer goddess of worship strun about.

Now there's only one question left to ask, who are you?

Are you...

3/5 Derklord 2024/03/14(Thu)22:27 No. 1086442 ID: 3f89df
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* Name: Muina Amberdill
Gender + Sex: Female
Species: Ferrin (Anthro Ferret)
Magic: Astro Card Use and Portals
Auntless Respect: High
Description:
You are here to study the Auntluless and their people. As a traveling scholar of many diffrent communities, you are excited to be here and learn about their culture; more specifically, you wish to learn of their magic and place of worship as it's been nothing you've ever seen before, however, despite this adventure of yours being entirety work focused, you are willing to get...... distracted, and learn more about some of their more *ahem* particular customs.

4/5 Derklord 2024/03/14(Thu)22:27 No. 1086443 ID: 3f89df
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Name: Unti FrostClaw
Gender + Sex: Female
Species: Cappybera-in/Bear-in
Magic: Transmutation + Ice magic
Auntless Respect: Neutral
Description:
Despite being a Cappybra, you are most mistaken for a bear due to your mixed heritage. You discovered this grotto by accident while going downstream on a fishing round, where you were treated with a decent amount of hostility, so you know you stay here until they deem you not to be a threat. Honestly, you do not care; you just wish to go home.

5/5 Derklord 2024/03/14(Thu)22:27 No. 1086444 ID: 3f89df
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Name: GoldTeeth FlameSparker
Gender + Sex: Female
Species: Rat-in
Magic: Evocation, Fire, Exsplosion
Auntless Respect: Tested
Description:
You are Gold-Teeth FlameSparker, and you have traveled with Muni to get yourself in the position you are right now; the Auntless think that they can just forget, that they think that you'll let them free after they committed reckless genocide against your people in the name of their goddess, you and a few that remain are hidden among the ground, you will give them the fire to raze these people to the ground, after what they did to you, you just need to find a good moment.

I choose secret character DERKLORD

nah, I'm just kidding

Muina is my real choice because FERRET!

Muina, noodles are cool

Muina why is her dill amber Amberdill

Goldteeth because fire

Muina
Mainly because she wants to learn about them rather than immolate them.
They may deserve the burning but i wanna know if theres more to the story.

Muina