Q: Are there REALLY more cutebolds here?
A: So many cutebolds.

Q: What the fuck is an O-cacky anyway? And why do they need their own board which no one uses anyway?

Q: How do I samefag?
A: You can't at least on the Quests and Quest Discussion boards. Everyone has a unique ID that is attached to each post, which means you're not exactly anonymous (See SilenceQuest for an example of what happens if you don't know this).

Q: What country you from?
A: W-What?
Q: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak english in What?
A: Whaat?
Q: SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
A:

Q: Hey, do you guys give out free conductor hats?
A: IT IS A MYSTERY!

Q: How is this site related to 4chan's /tg/?
A: YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

All of these are now canon.

Q: What about me and my transgender/transformation fetish?
A: WHO SAID THIS WASN'T THE PLACE TO COME?

Q: What about me and my homebrewan gaems?
A: That's ok too, just good luck getting help.

Q: What about me and my pic related porns?
A: Bring em on, but not too much.

Q: What about me and my wanking FAQ editing?
A: 10 points from Gryffindor.

Q: What about me and my blue collar?
A: TRY BEVERYMAN! BEVERY STANDS FOR BEVERAGE!

This is all just incredibly funny and useless :D Keep up the good work.

Q: Why are all the quests so awesome?
A: Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: But why do I do that?
A: You wish to be the little Boldbard.

Q: Do you believe in a love at first sight?
A: Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time.

Q: Who the heck is Rudy?
A: He is RUDY fucking MANN and in this house you will respect him, young lady.

Q: Is porn allowed here?
A: Nimi is an indirect PC.

Q: Why do you only ever think about sex?
A: I suffer from severe hyposexomania.

Q: That is not a real disease.
A: It could be.

Q: Who the hell is Reaver?
A: The greatest drawfag troll in existence, besides Sir Double Faggot. He hosts many quests, the most famous of which being MudyQuest and RudyQuest.

Q: Did someone say Canon?
A: No Reaver, no one said Canon.

Q: Are you sure?
A: Yes.

Q: Because I'm pretty sure I heard someone say
A: No. You misheard.

My attempt to be useful:

Q: wtf is this?
A: this is a website on the internet. If you don't know what that means, you should probably go do something else. Otherwise, this is a chansite, and it was spawned due to 4chan's /tg/ board either rejected faggotry or becoming awash in faggotry. I'm not sure which.

Q: What's here?
A: /tg/ is for /tg/ related questions. And anything not related to /quest/, really. /quest/ is for quests, which are games in which one person does all the work and other people make inane suggestions as to what the main character should do. /questdis/ is for talking about this. /questarch/ is for old quests. At the moment, links break when they go there. /txt/ and /oekaki/ don't seem to have a purpose.

Q: Why is everyone Bob?
A: Reaver got depressed, and said he didn't like that anonymous people were posting in Mudy. So we told him its just the people in IRC, and Bob. And then 4 people claimed to be Bob simultaneously, and then everyone was Bob. So now we are all Bob. And that is the story of how one random, wordy-ass namefag saved Mudy Quest without even knowing it.

In Bob We Trust.

Q: ?
A: .

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>>20

What. That's not what happened at all.

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>>23
I have to admit severe curiosity as to what happened myself.

Funny as hell when I saw the disclaimer that everyone was me, though.

>>23

Shut up Reaver, that is exactly what happened and you know it.

You might also want to update the Rules section. Sure, most of the rules are preety obvious, but as you may have noticed yesterday, there'S always morons like me, who break them by accident. So better make them clear.

Q: Are spoiler tags available here?

Q: What do you see when you turn off the lights?
A: I can't tell, but I know it's mine.

Q: Isn't putting the FAQ on the actual board rather than making a real page for it a pretty half-assed move?
A: Probably.

Q: How come plus4chan gets TWO promotions boards and you guys don't have one?
A: Because that'd be a blatant, shallow attempt at increasing site traffic.
Q: I thought you guys needed more traffic?
A: This window is no longer in service. Have a nice day.

>>27
Q: Are spoiler tags available here?
A: Yes.

Q:Will the actual facts/rules page ever be upgraded?
A:I dunno lol

Well, they will be upgraded.
I stated at some point that I am too busy to put that much of work into this site. True, it's really not that much work, but you forget that I am incredibly lazy.
As none of the other admins seems to care about anything else but moderation, I kind of have to do something ._.

You should probably include some FAQ information on .swfs.

This post isn't FAQ material as such, but I'd like to point out that almost all of the links to posts in /questarch/ threads are fucked. Can i haz manual readjustment?

Automatic readjustment will be coming soon, but you have to be kidding me when you say manual.

Is there any markup other then spoliers? Like Bold

Yup. Here are all the ones that work:

[b] bold
[i] italic
[s] strikeout
[u] underline
[code] preserves spacing and changes to courier
[spoiler] hides text until mouse over