Trout 2011/12/13(Tue)17:36 No. 19520 ID: 9c7c3b
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>>19519
...fuck. how did I manage that. I just made a derp, didn't I?

man 99 spaces but none of them have any of my characters

Bob 2011/12/13(Tue)21:43 No. 19529 ID: 453e62
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it's cause the base chart is shit at making shipping. it's for YOU and whatever you roll. as in first person stories. but think it has far too many.
this one would be a better base.

BeakieHelmet 2011/12/13(Tue)21:55 No. 19530 ID: 5aae31
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>>19514
>Modre
No.

Also, this chart isn't about recognizable characters, it's about characters who people have as waifus. So if a character isn't waifu/husbando material, they shouldn't be on here.

It's why I'm personally glad Liam is on here instead of Tienaye or someone, though an argument could be made for Fuschio Falto.

buh wha... hhuh... so wait, only one from me? I guess i'll have to be content with pont on the list then....

did not think that he'd make it to husbando status with muschio though

Bob 2011/12/13(Tue)23:36 No. 19532 ID: 2563d4
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Hey guys I made a new one based on your favourite pastime.

Obviously you need to go back to the old Anonymous thread and find the posts where people said which quest characters they would fuck.

>>19535

Links, you fool! Links!

I am quite honoured to see Mr Eagle on there

>>19530
Mordre is my waifu.

am I this bored?

rolled 27, 49 = 76

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no, merely this sickness-induced judgmentally impaired

I'm seeing an awful lot of rolls and not a lot of fapfics.

Also the original thing isn't even specific characters, it's just races.

Necromancer's bone
Curvy naga encircled
Life came for them then.

The Wizard, making zombies from oils
Was entrapped in serpentine coils
Much to his surprise
His bone did arise
and sprayed into naga its spoils

Mino Thodren young goatgirl Nan did spy
His great weapon she could not pass by
They played and they played
And a secret they made:
How she left with just a black eye.

>>19548

That middle limerick there is the most amazing thing

Here I go.

rolled 55 = 55

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>>19566
For reals this time.

rolled 99 = 99

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>>19567
Having a choice defeats the purpose. Rerolling.

rolled 26 = 26

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God damn it.

Ahahaha, Gnoll getting the flattest of characters. I teeheed

I rolled with my real life dice and got Taysa and Tav, this is their story . . .

Tav Tasers Tayza's tits

Tayza : "ebveryone tnhinks I am a lesbian, but I am not"
Tave: " every one thinks I am homo too, we should have sex to prove how strait we are and theen tape it and put it on the internet so people will know we are straight."
Tayza: "no I am to bitchy for something like sex, alls o I am really mean and olnly like hurting people."
Tav: " oh yeah?"
Tav takes out his taser gun spear thing and then Tav tasers taysa's tits(but he doesn't spear her, he already took the spear out, he just wants to shock her)
But Tayza was not hurt by the tayzer because she was a majibeast and invincable, insteadle it turned her on (haha because it is like electric) and maybe made her super horny too.
Tayza: "I change my mind ,t hat felt super good and now I feel less bitchy and want to have lost of sex, lots of esesx with you Tav!"
tav smiles and blushes, "I am glad you feel that way, but I am a virgin and do n't know how"
Tayza smiles"that's okay I'm not actually hating sex, I actually have lots of it, but since there are normally no boys around I have to have sex with girls. but I prtend I don't because I want beople to think I am straight"

Tav: but why do you want to have sex with me?"
Tayza: Because I 'm also Bi-sexual and want to have sex with you anyways"
Tav: yippe!"
and then Tav and Tayza had sex and they used the taser gun as a dildo which was okay because they bothe had a getting shocked fetish, also they videotaped it and sent tapes to demesi and sekani.
demesi was super sad because he wanted tav to be gay so they could keep having homo sex, but now his dream was over and he would be super sad for a long time
Sekani thought the tapes were the sexiest thing ever and them masturbated to the tapes every day for the frest of his life, also he wrote a boutk about the tapes which became a best seller
tav and tayseqa had a hundred babies and every one except demesi lived happily ever after

THE END

I'm just looking at this chart a bit confused about a few things. First, what's the point of all the roll again squares? They don't do anything and you could fit a full twenty more things on there if you removed them. Also I'm confused at your choice of characters, because if the point was to select notable characters there are several for which there are probably much better choices.

>>19576
I laughed. I cried. Five stars. Two thumbs up. 10/10. Bestseller, blockbuster, award winner, ect.

When will the movie version come out?

>>19581
indeed, roll agains should bounce out.

>>19581
Examples would be nice. If I get enough I'll replace the text boxes.

(to roll with d80 use the ones digit to select column then tens to decide how many down to go, skipping over the "rerolls")

Also skip Chloe 'cause someone put her on the diagonal I dunno why

rolled 43 = 43

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Alright, I'm bored, let's see what happens.

rolled 35 = 35

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and the second roll

>>19581

The text boxes give you plot devices that you must follow in the creation of the fapfiction.

And Trout did a personal selection of characters, if anyone disagrees it they can simply edit the characters they want or make a completely new chart, for what's worth it.

There should be more fapfiction-writing and less ego-stroking in this thread.

>>19596
except the text requires it to be YOU(the audience) and whatever thing you roll going at it normally. we roll as character1 + character2 going at it. which makes the text boxes fail to work at all. maybe change 00 to "roll twice, is now a three way"

That is fucking retarded. Stop being retarded.

If you're rolling two characters and hit a text box, the first character stands in for 'you' and the second is as normal.

How could you possibly be stupid enough to not figure thY out?

Write porn from first person? Gross.

>>19576
This is, to my mind, the true epilogue to both Journey and Tezakia Quests.

>>19603

I do not and will probably never understand what people here will define as the borders between 'sexy', 'hilarious' and 'gross'.

It's a conundrum even if you don't factor in the sarcasm.

>want to roll two characters
>one roll hits text box
>roll again
Is it really that hard?

>>19609
Wait, wait, what if... what if it doesn't hit the text box and you've only rolled once? What are you supposed to do then?

pposting

Bluh bluh

>Roll again

>>19343
Well rolling

>>21638
Fuck yea lamia.

Let's see what I get!

Baron [Don Rio] 2012/06/30(Sat)21:15 No. 21653 ID: 2ae337
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"I shall prepare myself for inscription of fantasy words of masturbation-energization."

rolled 81 = 81

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"I seem to have forgotten proper rolling of the baby bones"

rolled 1 = 1

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"There was no woman of visible shape for proper sexual encounter. I will roll the baby bones again."

"So once upon times, I was walking in the forest with my big stick when I see this clearing. In the clearing I see a green woman, this dryad sunbathing herself in a patch of sun. She did not notice my presence or she did not care of my audience as she continued to writhe and flex on the grey rock which she had lay herself, moaning as the sun slowly warmed her."

Story of the Hot Dryad Part 2 Baron [Don Rio] 2012/06/30(Sat)21:24 No. 21658 ID: 2ae337
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"So I grab her, this plant woman...um. Then I fuck her. This plant girl."

"The End."

>>19510
As flattered as I am that Kassandra was on there, she was in a one-off quest

Okay, seriously, Squeegy, read the dates of the last posts in threads. You are responding to a post that is over two years old. Consider this an official warning. Knock it off.