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Excerpt: 6th Colony, Prospekt Pangaea.
She had a what?
A-A tail, sir! Like... like a tapeworm--!
Gross...
I mean... it wasn’t that bad. And she had whiskers too. They just floated around! She looked at me all cute-like and disappeared into the water!
Listen miner, it probably was a creature that _vaguely_ looked like a person. We see new creatures every day since setting up the colony. We monitored this rock for three years and it’s devoid of civilization. Someone’s playing a prank on you.
I know what I saw, sir! You gotta believe me!
Look, I get it. When men are away on a space trip and they haven’t had their dicks wet in a while—they start going crazy and hallucinate topless women on creatures. Just hook up your computer and get that out of your system on your downtime. You’re dismissed.
I KNOW WHAT I SAW!
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