Knight Blades

A leferran knight-errant, loyal to the lord Malto, and honorable to a fault, Ridder seeks to eliminate a great evil brewing in the realm and to serve his master, Muschio.

Timotei Bessingschauwer

A headstrong warrior with a thirst for destroying evil, Timotei possess an innate ability to sense evil and its residuals.

Interestingly enough, Timotei had his own quest before meeting Ridder for the first time.

Sticks

A former halfling who got turned into a d'aaawwwable kitty halfling. Specializes in thievery.

Terva, a.k.a. "Black Fang"

Super strong and super fuzzy, Black Fang serves Ridder. Excels at hand-to-hand combat and big-ass swords.

Grek

Resourceful, inventive, and cranky, Grek serves as the Q of Ridder's band, creating new items and weapons while repairing and improving armor. Does not have the same charm as Desmond Llewellyn, though.

Iesgip

A.K.A. Python, Iesgip is a hunter-gatherer, providing food and herbs for Ridder's merry men (and women). She is known for engaging in some tactical espionage action. Also has an amazing set of abs.

Nakraska

A bro of the nth degree and just as laid back, Nakraska is a carpenter, making much needed furniture for Ridder's group.

That's it.

"Mad" Petal

Petal joined up with Ridder to seek her fortune doing what she likes best: studying ancient Elven technology and metallurgy. Often works with Grek,and hijinks ensue. The "Mad" part is one of those unfortunate nicknames you get in high school. Elven high school.

T'lear

Tough as nails and just as stoic, T'lear is a weathered soldier serving Ridder. Specializes in blunt weapons.

Ritari

The mother of Ridder. Very warm to others and deeply caring about her son. Currently divorced.

Minor Characters

Commander Coriander Salamander
Lina
Old guys at the windmill
Revolutionist volto
Lord Sylverleeve
Violet Fang
Zal
Troggles
Green Fang
Salabim, the Trollking
Blue Fang
Tchergat
Yellow Fang
Grey Fang/Geppa
Three bug ladies
Matriarch K'miel
Death Row Inmate: Footsies
Father Sunmane

Plot

This article contains spoilers! You were warned.

Chapter 1: The Fighting Spirit

We are introduced to Ridder and his fall from grace, as well as his rescue of Timotei.

Chapter 2: The Great Divide

Iniziare Citta is set on fire and Ridder saves the halfling Sticks from the flames.

Chapter 3: The Sun Underground

A dungeon is discovered in the underground of the church. And there was much looting and zombie crushing.

Chapter 4: The Double Edge

How to argue with confused old men: A Primer.

Chapter 5: The Forgotten Harmony

Timotei and Sticks leave. Ridder is kicked out of his church base. Friends are made.

Chapter 6: The Four Walls

Ridder moonlights as a stripper and locates an elven ruin. Everyone moves in.

Chapter 7: The Ultimate Swordsman

Black Fang bugs Grek and kills Violet Fang. Black Fang and Grek have a bonding moment.

Chapter 8: The Last Laugh

Zal has Ridder turn Sticks into a kitty. Grek gives Ridder soome dressy armor.

Chapter 9: The Littlest Feeling

Tagging along with Sticks. Ridder is drugged and bumps uglies with Sticks.

Chapter 10: The Forgotten Dance

Post-coital regret, Ridder kills Green Fang, and locates the elves.

Chapter 11: The Wilting Flower

Iesgip hunts and gathers, TGchan attempts to convince Grek to make smokeless powder, and Ridder is introduced to Petal.

Chapter 12: The King Below

Ridder and Petal escape via the Trollbarrows, freeing the Trollking along the way. We discover Petal has awesome boobs.

Chapter 13: The Bleeding Heart

Iesgip goes on a Sneaking Mission and kills the Trollking, the Petal/Grek duo engineer a hot water supply, and Ridder kills Orange Fang. Sticks still has the hots for Ridder.

Chapter 14: The Mysterious Stranger

Sticks scores with Ridder, Nakraska is bro-tastic, and Ridder fends off some bandits (with help from a Paladin). Ridder visits a hot spring and catches up with Muschio Malto, effectively intersecting Dive Quest precisely.

Chapter 15: The Fire Inside

Ridder rides to Fort Fleur, and teams up with Tchergat to find the remaining Fangs. Tchergat dies in an ambush, and Ridder kills Yellow Fang while capturing Gray Fang. Tchergat is brought back to his widow. Many manly tears were shed.

Chapter 16: The Precarious Concord

Arriving at The Red Mesas, Ridder finds a civil war between bug factions. Ridder has sex with an advisor to gain access to the Matriarch, and is set in command of his own unit. Petal and Grek burn things.

Chapter 17: The Dying Storm

Ridder leads his bug unit to a glorious victory, and is rewarded by the Matriarch. He also learns of the Advisor's trickery in getting Ridder to knock boots with them. T'lear joins his party. Sticks has her heart broken. Petal and Grek blow shit up.

Chapter 18: The Mourning Youth

Ridder learns of Grey Fang (Geppa)'s tragic past. Timotei returns a full-fledged Helianthus paladin wanting to destroy Geppa, believing she is a source of evil.

Chapter 19: The Fair Interest

Helianthus paladins confront Ridder and Geppa but is let off the hook. He rides off with Iesgip to Sepia town to find it in chaos. Ridder fights off criminals, meeting up with the Helianthus paladins. Ridder decides to close the prison gate but is yanked inside by Footsies, a Nedynvor. Soundly trouncing the Death Row Inmate, Ridder escapes with Sticks. Another love interest enters the playing field.

Chapter 20: The Effort's Reaping

Ridder informs the Helianthus about his quest against The Boss and his evil. Black Fang waxes zen (and Nakraska :3c). Ridder encounters another Northwalker; nearly diddles his mom. TGchan throws a shitstorm.