Charlemagne 2016/08/20(Sat)15:45 No. 743489 ID: a339be
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It’s dark and so, so hot. There’s a voice in your ear, so close that you can feel her lips. She’s so skinny that you can feel her chest swelling as she heaves her over-excited breaths.

“I want this so bad…”

Charlemagne 2016/08/20(Sat)15:45 No. 743490 ID: a339be
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“Chuck… touch me.”

“Please.”

She’s trembling and panting. So young, so unsure, so curious. By all accounts, your dick should be diamond…

Charlemagne 2016/08/20(Sat)15:46 No. 743491 ID: a339be
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but

>>743491
Tell her you have one condition. She has to stay with her mother, because she needs her. If she agrees, that should make you feel better. In which case you might recover your... facilities.

If your dick still won't go then just fool around in other ways.

>>743491
Ruined by cancer. RIP, boners.

...oh well, you can still touch her. You don't need to use your dick to give her a good time.

... But...
1. Her mother has cancer...
2. Marcie... You're still trying to figure out what you are feeling for her...
3. You keep asking yourself "is really the right thing...?"

Just help her out, rub her ass or boobs, and finger her or sow thing, then MAYBE, you'll get hard enough to do something.

>>743493

I doubt there'd be a faster way to kill her ladyboner than to mention her mother.

Well, Chuck, time to invest in the future. You don't feel like performing now, it's true, but you know one day you will.

Time to put that tongue to work, Chuck.

>>743493
Oh. Oh lol. That's rich. That's like the worst thing to say. On every level.

>>743496
This and fucking Sally is like the Worst idea. Hot or not, we fucked her mom. And Her mom keeps the scary vampire mind control powers away.

>>743494
>>743498
Though these are still very true.

Charlemagne 2016/08/20(Sat)17:03 No. 743500 ID: a339be
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It’s very obvious she is navigating by touch. So are you, really. She kisses your nose and whiskers before finding your mouth and awkwardly prodding her tongue in. You really, really have to blank your mind to let the little shivers of pleasure make their way down your body. Don’t think about it. DON’T think about it.

Sally doesn’t know. Why did Ramona tell you and not Sally? The anxious thoughts quiet down as Sally grinds against your thighs, then against your groin. She’s just rooting around for what feels the most right.

Charlemagne 2016/08/20(Sat)17:04 No. 743501 ID: a339be
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Oop

Ok, she found it. Feels wet… holy shit

Charlemagne 2016/08/20(Sat)17:04 No. 743502 ID: a339be
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Sally sits up, putting all her weight down on one spot. o n e s p o t

Her breathing slows a little bit.

Sally: “Is… somethin’ wrong?”

Sally: “Am I doing this wrong?”

She moves her hips from side to side, creating a pleasant warm slush out of the front of your boxer shorts.

You: “No. No, baby. You’re a natural.”

You bump up against her once, and she makes a nasally cooing noise that makes your heart kick into high gear.

Sally: “You just don’t seem happy”

Wrapped up in Sally’s virginal naivete and awkward fish-flopping, you find you managed to underestimate her. She can feel your tense shoulders and sense the pull in your kiss.

a) “I’m fuckin’ ecstatic. Keep goin’.”
b) “Suck my dick. That might help.”
c) “I just don’t really wanna do this right now.”
d) “Your mom has cancer.”
e) >_

b)

Give her the d)

a.

B. It'll probably be great and she wants it. But is this really worth it, what with Ramona's news?
Say how what with the recent monster attacks and Ellen's story, it just doesn't feel right to do this now.

b

C* whoops

e) "Bad dreams. Still hanging over me. Let me show you my appreciation a different way."

>>743500
>Why did Ramona tell you and not Sally?
Would you want someone that loves you to know that you are dying a slow death, long before you get obvious symptoms? Would you want them to have that on their mind whenever they look at you? Like you have it in your mind right now? It wouldn't accomplish anything but make Sally sad (though I guess it might also get her to stay). She told you because then you'd understand why she wants Sally to stay, and Ramona still thinks she can get Sally to stay without telling her.

E. Tell her you had a bad dream that you're having trouble getting your mind off of.

E) Just... Some Heavy shit lately. It's been hard to stay in the moment.

>>743511
seconding this

>>743502
F) Stick it in her pooper

A but will accept B.

The rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

>>743511
thirding, good line

>>743507
Retracting this because I realized Chuck would probably say it in a sarcastic way and spoil the mood.

>>743511
Much better.

voting B

C

>>743511
This.

>>743559
I personally am proud to consistently oppose raccoon guy.

>>743559
I personally am proud to consistently oppose raccoon guy.

>>743511
This.

>>743502
>e
"Boss, mom has the cancer"

D, of course.

C and E, with E being the either bad dreams, heavy crap hitting you lately, or both.

E
>>743511
This.

A then >>743511

go with C

Chuck, so help me God, you better fucking eat that pussy.

>>743511

>>743502
B.

>>743502

e) >>743511 has the right of it.

>>743557
changing my suggestion to this

Do not blab to her.

Charlemagne 2016/08/21(Sun)11:27 No. 743692 ID: a339be
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You: “Just a few bad dreams. That’s all.”

You: “Haven’t been getting enough sleep.”

Sally: “Are you ok?”

You: “Come on, sit up like this.”

You: “There we go. Get comfy. Let’s get this bra off of you...”

You change the subject, both from your crushing stress and your lack of a boner.

You: “You’re so tall, Sally.”

Sally: “Is that a bad thing? Most girls are short”

You: “No, it’s great. Those legs go on for days…”

Sally: “What have you been dreaming about?”

You stop and think about everything but the answer to her question.

You: “You. This. What you look like under your clothes. What does anyone dream about?”

You massage her flat belly, pushing your way down and down until she reacts by pulling her knees together. You find her clit with your middle and ring finger, circling around it with your claw and giving it a soft squish against her pelvic bone.

Sally: “Hhhh”

Sally: “Oh gosh, I’m about to panic”

Sally: “Thwwww fff”

You: “Don’t panic… relax. Pretend you’re in a big armchair”

You keep on going, faster until her words become unglamorous jumbled moans. She sucks in a breath and forces herself to stop making noise.

Charlemagne 2016/08/21(Sun)11:27 No. 743693 ID: a339be
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When she can’t hold back anymore, you slide two fingers in. She was ready long before you started, and it takes mere moments to smoosh and flick her into an embarrassing squirming mess. It’s still too dark for you to see, but by now she isn’t quiet, and you can feel her toes tensing up against your legs.

Sally really squeezes your left shin at the moment of her climax. Like really squeezes it with some kind of superhuman orgasm strength, digging her claws in before loosening her grip over a series of euphoric spasms. You bite down on her shoulder and grunt, which seems to toss her over the edge a second time.

Charlemagne 2016/08/21(Sun)11:31 No. 743696 ID: a339be
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Ew.

As much as it pains you to get girls off without getting your dick wet, you are pretty fucking good at it when you need to be. It helps that Sally’s fresh on the market, but you still take a moment to admire your handiwork.

Sally is catching her breath and gradually melting down from her orgasmic full-body lockup. When she relaxes completely, she fits nicely into your lap. You can feel her heartbeat through her back, and it creeps you out a little. Bitch could use a few pounds, you guess. Feels kind of like snuggling up with a Ladies Fixed-gear Pannier Bicycle.

Sally: “It’s way different when someone else does it”

You: “Yeah, no kidding.”

Sally grinds her butt against you a couple of times and sighs.

Sally: “Do I just not… you know, ‘turn you on’?"

"Oh yes you do, darlin' you turn me on like a light in a dark room, and I want you like a fish wants the ocean. My mind and body are just being... Uncooperative..."

>>743696
"I've... never had this problem before."

Stop. You're thinkin about this too hard.
You're fucking sexy as hell. <-Roam and squeeze when saying this part.
Just caught me at a bad time is all.

Sedate her doubts with oral pleasures

>>743709
This.

>>743709
stamp of approval

Charlemagne 2016/08/21(Sun)14:55 No. 743729 ID: a339be
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You: “Shhh. Don’t overthink it… you caught me at a bad time is all.”

You: “Dicks can be finicky. It’s like a little roommate in my pants.”

Sally giggles, and even you relax a tiny bit. You give her an affectionate rub-down to remind her just what you’re talking about.

You: “Anyway, you should probably go back to your room. Your mom stops in in the morning sometimes and I don’t want her to catch you in my bed.”

You: “And you might want to shower. You smell like pussy.”

Sally gives you an industrious nod.

Sally: “Right. Well. I guess”

Sally: “I’ll see you at the library tomorrow.”

As soon as the distraction of Sally leaves, thoughts of Ramona flood back in. You truly do not feel like sleeping now. Things just keep piling up on you and slipping out of your control.

a) just try to sleep anyway
b) get up and walk around the house

B. Maybe we can snoop around and find one of those keys. Check on top of doorframes and under rugs and shit.

Let's get up, I think we should try and find that letter Loraine wanted us to find.

B, The only good way to get your mind off it is to get your mind ON something else, and staring up at a blank ceiling isn't gonna cut it. I bet you've already started memorizing which floorboards creak, so you can move around the house to distract yourself.

>>743729
Its time to lay the ghost to rest, or at least look for the letter in the attic

Charlemagne 2016/08/21(Sun)15:28 No. 743743 ID: a339be
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Ok, so you won’t try to sleep. You want to find the key to the chest in the attic, along with the key to the boudoir if you're not going to try to pick the lock. You have the whole house to explore, so where are you going to go?

a) the attic
b) Ramona’s room
c) Sally’s room
d) the kitchen
e) the cellar

The attic. Grab your bobby pins.

>>743743
e)
might as well start at the bottom and work your way up.

Yeah we haven't looked in the cellar, let's start there and work up

>>743745
This. There's a sexy box to open.

Acsend into the dark haunted attic, cause hey - your only a pussy in name

>>743745
Oh that's right. Yeah, A, since we can get that box open now.

go for the attic first.

A

A
gotta get that sweet loot

A. For that sweet sweet loot

Be stealthy, Chuck. I'd assume you didn't need to be told that what with literally being a professional burglar and all, but you know. And you're tired and down and sleepy, so be extra careful.

E He must see the darkness

>>743743

Plumb the depths. What lies beneath?

>>743743
is that square patch indicative of the new hair growing in over "PUSSY" or is that something new?

>>744332
Before you do anything else, reshave the word 'PUSSY' on your chest.
If only to spite the prude snek.

No. Just leave your chest alone. Just let it grow back to your normal, beautiful fur.

Charlemagne 2016/08/28(Sun)10:38 No. 744856 ID: 5a15af
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You take the bobby pins up to the attic to sate your most pressing curiosity. The lock on the chest is old and rusted, you are eventually able to open it. This process is much easier when you are not trying to do it as quickly as possible.

Charlemagne 2016/08/28(Sun)10:39 No. 744857 ID: 5a15af
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The intense musty smell of the chest strikes you with an unpleasant warmth as you open it. With little light beyond the moonbeams through the loft windows, you squint your eyes to see that the chest is filled with papers and little tins. You won’t be able to read any of these papers in the dark.

Probably a good idea to just close it up for now and come back to these papers later when you can actually see.

You bought a flashlight. Use it.

Charlemagne 2016/08/28(Sun)11:34 No. 744861 ID: 5a15af
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Oh right, the flashlight…! which is still at Naz’s with the rest of the stuff you bought that day. Ugh.

Fine. Just take some of the papers over to the door to read them in the light.

Charlemagne 2016/08/28(Sun)12:37 No. 744867 ID: 5a15af
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You take a letter off of the end of the stack. It is written on the same Plath stationary that Ramona used for her invoice. There is no greeting on it, and the old-timey cursive handwriting is a little bit hard to make out.




I have not seen you in some time and I feel it fitting to air out
my words for once, and invite you again to share with me a rag of
gin. I want to thank you for the splendid fuite that
you have erected here, as it has been gracious for my work.

I hope this note finds you. Do write back or meet with me inside
my library if it does.

Truly and earnestly,

Nelson




You toss the note aside and pick up another one. This one is a little more crumpled and folded, and has a splattered, brownish stain on the back. The handwriting is much, much worse, and not in cursive.




As you read my words, hear my voice and know that I yearn for
your touch every cold night. I can feel your soft back to my
chest and your ears tight in my hands. Think of these things
tonight while you rest. I will one day be home to bend you
over and fuck you until you grow tired.

I will cast you onto the floor, forsaking the bed as it is too
civil for the base deeds we will commit. Forgive my rashness,
as I can think of little else but you today. I only want to hear
your loving cries and smell your sweet perfume. Wait for me and
I will come home once this war is won.

It is with my kindest and dearest regards I bid you you farewell,
my love. For how long, I know not.

Until next we meet, my thoughts will be of you. I dare not utter
your name, for it fills me with melancholy and softens my spirit.
You are my the wound the hobbles me and the cane that lets me walk.

With love and longing,

Cletus





What the fuck is this

Suggestion 2016/08/28(Sun)12:51 No. 744876 ID: 997323

Time to go get some ghost poon I guess

How lewd. Do any of these letters mention the Ssstarks?

>>744867
We found the ghost's letter! See if you can attract her attention so you can read it to her.

We could head to the roof while holding the letter. Not sure we'll be able to get it up though seeing Sally just failed to hold our attention. I say we put it aside and looks for the snek family being mentioned in the letters.

>>744896
Agreed. Let's save Cletus' letter for later and see if we can't find more about not-vampire-snake lady.

Charlemagne 2016/08/28(Sun)14:47 No. 744912 ID: 5a15af
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If you’re going to be sifting through this stuff, you are going to need a great deal more light. You set aside the first two letters and take the chest back to your bedroom.

Charlemagne 2016/08/28(Sun)14:47 No. 744913 ID: 5a15af
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Most of these letters are about mundane things, written to and from people whose names you don’t recognize. The small tins in the chest are filled with glossy blue rocks of various sizes, along with a small, folded note that reads:



There is no “undying love”. All things die.




and on the back…




Meet me tonight in the catacombs, and perhaps we will adjourn to your house.

Charlemagne 2016/08/28(Sun)14:47 No. 744914 ID: 5a15af
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The note’s handwriting is curly and eccentric.

>and perhaps we will adjourn to your house.
This suggests there's a third entrance to the catacombs, accessible from this house.

Snoop in the cellar next.

>>744923
This. Take a tin of rocks with you.

>>744923
good place to look,
but no, that doesn't "mean" there is an entrance to the cellar only that they will go to the house after going to the catacombs.

We probably don't want to go into the catacombs without our flashlight but if there's light in the basement we could go look around for signs of the entrance in the cellar.

This seems like a good haul for now. If we have time we should look through all the letters but we still need to get ready for the day and get to work.

Charlemagne 2016/08/28(Sun)18:55 No. 745015 ID: 5a15af
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You go to the cellar with the tin of rocks just kind of crammed into your boxers. Strangely, the cellar door’s lock has been replaced with a more modern one. You are still able to open it. The dim light from the hallway casts down into the darkness, reflecting off of rack after rack of…




no

oh my god

it can’t be

Charlemagne 2016/08/28(Sun)18:56 No. 745016 ID: 5a15af
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B-B-B-BOOZE



a) get slammed
b) get slammed with >_
c) don’t even get slammed

Any references to harold in these letters? Would be a nice stroke of luck if there was

>>745016
c. If you get drunk then Ramona will know you broke into her stash! Then you'd get kicked out of the goddamn house!

Instead, bring it up with her in the morning, and say if she wants to piss off the mayor we know of a place that wants a booze supplier.

C. How much is here? How old is this stuff?

We finally found a supply of booze for that one quest, so long as we don't care that we're stealing it from the Plaths.

C
ramona will almost definitely find out if you broke into her stash and, plus, you need a clear head to find that secret entrance to the catacombs, regardless of whether or not it's in the cellar or not

D.) A taste wouldn't hurt, JUST ONE THOUGH. You still have to get to work today, but we don't want to forget what that sweet nectar tastes like. You should think about taking one of the smaller bottles and hiding it with your spare clothes. We CANNOT let Ramona find out we took one without permission, so if we're not absolutely sure we can hide it perfectly then forget it.

We should read the labels and see what we got. We'll have to talk to dogmom about selling some to the cafe.

Snoop more in cellar first.
Then go get slamm-
Ah shit, Bro you got work in like 5 hours.
I wonder what Marcie's like on the Sauce.
Stash a bottle for later.

>>745024
Seconded hard. Ask Marcie out after work and break a bottle open.

Stay sober for now though man. You got shit to do.

Charlemagne 2016/08/28(Sun)20:48 No. 745073 ID: 5a15af
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You take a bottle from a shelf toward the back and stash it away somewhere on your figure. Nice.

The alcohol all looks to be quite old. The labels simply bear the Plath emblem and a number indicating the batch.




a) search the cellar
b) go to bed for work
c) go somewhere else in the house >_

>>745073
go 2 bed, we gotta be up so we don't miss work again.

Search the cellar!

A: There are probably all kinds of hidden compartments and passages in this spooky mansion cellar.

A. Don't stop now.

>>745016
c) You got work in the morning and ain't even getting enough sleep as it is.

Maybe get slammed with Marcie later.

>>745073
Look around just a bit. If nothing catches your eye, make for bed.

>>745073
You sure its booze and not more Plath home remedies? Pop that bottle open, have a sniff

AB We can burn another half hour or so snooping, just gotta remember to set that alarm.

I would be vaguely amused if nothing's affecting Chuck besides a fuckton of sleep deprivation.

I encourage him to sleep if he would like to, but search more if he's still restless.

A. But are you really going to walk around the cellar with a glass bottle precariously pressed against your privates?

Let's be smart about this one, take the bottle up to your room and save it for later, maybe after work we can share it with Marcie.

B

>>745179

Charlemagne 2016/08/29(Mon)20:18 No. 745268 ID: 5a15af
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You look through the cellar, or at least feel your way through. It is creepy, but less creepy than the attic. The extensive liquor collection takes up most of the space here, but you find a pile of what seems to be old tools and some kind of debris. You take the pair of bolt cutters, but refrain from putting those anywhere near your genitals.

You may come down here again when you have a good light to use. You currently have: Cletus’ letter, bolt cutters, a bottle of gin.

>>745268
>You take the pair of bolt cutters
Chuck this isn't an adventure game, you need to ask before taking things. Where would you even keep those without Ramona finding them? I guess we could go immediately use them to sneak into the old warehouse, and return them afterwards.

Let's save going to the warehouse with bolt cutters for later, unless we feel like being dead tired for work tomorrow.

What's the pickaxe leaning up against, anyway?

Is that some sort of...couch?

Go to bread Chuck.

I'm really hoping you don't bump into something with that bottle. Cause that'll end up shoving the bottle into your nuts man! >.<

>>745268
You tired enough to sleep yet, man? Because you gotta work in a few hours. Go catch your 40 winks.

Charlemagne 2016/08/29(Mon)21:56 No. 745295 ID: 5a15af
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It isn’t a couch that the pickaxe is leaning against, it’s a bolt of tar paper. The debris next to it feels almost like shingles. Feeling tired, you go back upstairs, then upstairs again to your room.

Charlemagne 2016/08/29(Mon)21:56 No. 745296 ID: 5a15af
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Sally isn’t there this time.

Charlemagne 2016/08/29(Mon)21:57 No. 745297 ID: 5a15af
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You wake up and go to work. Time to get this day the fuck over with.

Today, you brought with you your pack of condoms (since maybe getting some nut in will pull you out of your rut)

What else did you bring with you? >_

Our moneyz. And the booze if we can put it in a bag or something.

I don't feel right leaving it at the house, in case Ramona cleans.

Our blood, sweat, and tears.

A FRIENDLY FACE and a STRONG WORK ETHIC!

>>745304
Yes we brought the booze.

The booze, and the box o Rocks. We put the bolt cutters in our suitcase if indeed they were brought upstairs.
I can only hope we put the box back in the attic.

Boltcutters perhaps? Let us get into that warehouse finally.

We should not be seen with the boltcutters. Someone finds a hole in the fence and GEE WHO DID IT I WONDER

Booze, condoms, how about a nice smile to give Marcie?

>>745354
Go Chuck! Go Chuck!

Charlemagne 2016/08/30(Tue)18:38 No. 745364 ID: 5a15af
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You brought your condoms, the bottle of booze (in a classic paper bag), and the tin of rocks. You have a feeling that Rachel might literally break you in half if she caught you with bolt cutters, so you decide it would be wise not to be seen with them.

A smile, though? No can do. Marcie waves at you and says some bullshit you don’t even listen to. Time to GET TO WORK


Where are you stopping today?

>>745364
Everywhere in no particular order, then straight home to take a nap.
Seriously, we need to sleep

Let me post this for others' convenience.

1. Café
2. Library
3. Schoolhouse
4. Shoppe Stoppe
5. Post Office
6. City Hall
7. Police Station

I don't think Chuck's in the mood to talk to really anyone right now. I'd say just get through the day as quickly as possible. Save his patience in case someone stops him, or if we want to do something with Marcie later.
We shouldn't be seen around town on our route with the booze. Maybe leave it here.

Let's just get through this day, if someone stops him we'll talk briefly but then we need to get a move on.

I, personally, would like to talk to the cops to find out if their investigation went anywhere.

>>745364
Give marcie a weak smile before you go

Wherever Rachel is hanging out at. She needs more love.

WAIT TODAY IS WEDNESDAY! We gotta pick up the costumes from the tailor.

Also the cops. Talk with Layla about running and how cool it is that she runs. Runners love to talk about running.

Time to go say hello to the police. I don't see any reason not to move speedily throughout the other deliveries. Maybe we could see Naz about getting our shit back.

Police station (investigation), Library (talk to naz about if she did anything with our things/talk about costume pick up) stoppe shoppe (see if the night at the plaths helped out dear deer friend) and of course tailor for outfits after the deliveries are made.

Maybe don't visit the police with booze in your pants.

Charlemagne 2016/08/30(Tue)21:40 No. 745389 ID: 5a15af
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You keep the bottle with you, but hide it among the baked goods in the LFGPB basket. Before departing, you take a moment to look over your neglected Coxnotes™

Hm, mhm…

Charlemagne 2016/08/30(Tue)21:41 No. 745392 ID: 5a15af
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oh shit yeah definitely

Charlemagne 2016/08/30(Tue)21:42 No. 745393 ID: 5a15af
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aaaaaand a few personal aspirations to top it all off…

Charlemagne 2016/08/30(Tue)21:42 No. 745394 ID: 5a15af
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Finally, you think maybe you and your penis could benefit from some more focus. Pick three things you want to focus on getting done today, and that should help you decide where you will spend most of your time. You could also breeze through your deliveries and visit people after work.

>>745394
Find a way into the catacombs from the library?

>>745394

anal, basically

Prank Naz if we have time, just something to lift the girls spirits and let her know she can still do pranks just know when to tone it down.

Do something to cheer up Naz. Making people happy ought to help your mood.

And go out with Marcie after work and liquor her up.

>>745394
1. GET COSTUMES
2. Ask Rachel where she gets her tools from if not in-town.
3. Conspire with Sally to prank Naz.

Time to finally break into that warehouse. We need a way to inconspicuously carry the bolt cutters around first. Get a bag or something.

You fool! Don't hide the booze in the deliveries! That's just asking for a situation where you give someone booze instead of their pastries!

Prank Naz+ Get Wasted.

Anal (with a lay-dy) or threesome as circumstances dictate.
We can't get costumes until we know they are ready.

IF we cheer up Naz, we should think about getting our Stuph.
Or just make Geoff let you in.

We already got head from Naz.

>>745401
Night time provides for this, if we can manage to stave off the effects of sleep deprivation that long. Maybe we should save it till tomorrow?

1) Go ask if Naz knows the Muffin Man, and then set up a time or tomorrow. That will also give us time to prepare a prank.

2) Grab that Costume, see if Sophie sells or makes backpacks.

3) Crack that bottle with Marcie.

>>745396
Anal, basically, with Rachel. She'll probably need to... loosen up. Maybe you can talk her into meeting you after work to go to work on your new bottle of gin? Add Lisa for a Hump Day threesome.

Penny was looking for booze. Bring the bottle to her as evidence and discuss how to open up hooch barter with the Plath house.

>>745394
take booze to the cafe'or what ever, one of our missions was to get booze for it.

>>745420
yeah get booze for cafe

>>745418
>>745420
>>745424
The Cafe needs a Supply. Not a one time shipment. The Plath booze horde is astronomical for one or two people, maybe between 2 days to 2 weeks worth for a business.

If I remember correctly though, The Plath Booze is Gin. Juniper must grow around here. Find the Junipers and Penny can make her booze.

>>745428
>maybe between 2 days to 2 weeks worth for a business
In a CITY, maybe. Have you ever been to a small town?
With this few people, in what otherwise amounts to a dry county, it would be astonishing if the restaurant went through a bottle a day. You're probably looking at more like two or three bottles a week, mostly on the weekend.

I'm more concerned with making sure the Plath's are on board with supplying it, since the bottles are clearly labeled, and word is gonna get around.

Get the job done proper and quick.

If we wanted to secure a good booze supply, we could head up to Mr. Davey's farm and call his bluff. If Ellen's experience is true I doubt his sincerity in wanting to screw a lady from town... so we can ask him to stop screwing with us and tell us what he needs to trade for reals. Show a little backbone to him.

We could also use the opportunity ask him about what happened to his wife, if we dare. (And try to tell Donna about Ellen's unfortunate state, and wouldn't it be nice if she went to cheer her up some, etc.)

I imagine there will be a slight element of risk involved, but from what we know of Davey he isn't really that bad a guy. Just messed up by loss.

>>745428
actually if we look at the size of the town that supply would last maybe a year possibly more because the Mayor would probably say something about it causing a bit of hesitance to try it; but your right that in the long term unless she gets a supplier that is making the product it will run out, so calling Davey's bluff maybe on the weekend would be a good idea.
Pranking Naz back is a priority but it can't be a poorly thought out venture we should ask everyone in town that we see as a passing question how they would prank Naz.
Pick up the costume from the doctor this will probably be instrumental to the prank.

If I had to narrow down the more important things to do I'd say the costumes at the tailors would be the top on our list after work.

>>745493
>>745452
I think you both underestimate the popularity of booze when no other booze is available.

>we should ask everyone in town that we see as a passing question how they would prank Naz
And leak the plan to Naz via somebody's mouth in the process?

alright. given what naz did, the greatest prank you can pull is grim severance. cut her off entirely. the joke is that she lost a friend, and the punchline is how well your life is from this point forward.
the best part is you never even have to consult anyone about it and therefor nobody will blow the joke before it's done.

We only need to talk to Sally about Naz. She has a personal interest in cheering her friend up, and thus will not spoil things.
Also she could tell us if it's a bad idea.

Charlemagne 2016/09/01(Thu)21:41 No. 745616 ID: 5a15af
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You decide on your route of correspondence…

1) The Fart in Ass - You need to talk with Penny about the booze cache that you found.
2) The Library - You should stop by and break it off with Naz, then maybe talk to Sally about pranking her. You don’t have time to search for a catacombs entrance during your shift, but you’ll keep it in mind for after work.
3) [Dropoff at the schoolhouse]
4) The Shoppe Stoppe - You will stop here to talk to Sophie.
5) [Dropoff at the post office]
6) City Hall - You’ll think about going here maybe to talk to Lisa.
7) The Police Station - As much as it pains you to talk to police, you need to ask them how their sweep went.



Well, off to the Fart

Charlemagne 2016/09/01(Thu)21:41 No. 745617 ID: 5a15af
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You: “Well well”

You: “I’ve never seen a lady make a pair of foodservice gloves look so sexy.”

Penny: “Hey now. That’s enough outta you, mister.”

You drop off the pastries, then look around to see who’s watching. No one is. You take the bottle of gin out of its paper bag and hand it to Penny.

Penny: “What’s this?”

You: “Smell it.”

Charlemagne 2016/09/01(Thu)21:41 No. 745618 ID: 5a15af
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Penny: [cat sniffing]

Penny: “Woah mama!”

Penny: “Is that the Plath sigil on the bottle?”

Penny: “Where did you find this?”

You: “Don’t worry about it. Let’s just say I found… a stash.”

Penny: “Well, I feel like maybe I should worry about it a little. At the very least, I’m gonna need a constant supply, honey.”

Penny: “Hm… might do for an event though.”

>>745616
>stop by and break it off with Naz
why tho? You can just put it off if she's not feeling up to it. Or are you going to hold her ill behavior against her enough to pass up jamming it in?

>>745618
Tell her you'll see what you can do.

>>745618

Tell her you'll see what you can do. Might need something to bargain with. You know Ramona Plath has an old family recipe of hers that she'd like to update, keep the essential qualities while broadening the appeal a bit more. Might be Penny could give her some advice, and get the old Plath house cellars opened up in turn.

>>745619
I agree. What Naz did was awful, But she seems pretty sorry. I think we should give her one more chance.

Nonono, Prank Naz, not Break Naz.

>>745643
Yes, the objective is not getting some kind ov "revenge" on her, it's making up as friends with a lighthearted, friendly prank.

Woah, don't break it off with Naz just yet. I thought you would persevere more in the name of That Pussy. You might postpone it, but you're still waiting for the costumes to be finished anyway.

Yeah don't break it off. She doesn't even know the muffin-man or his little helper yet.

It seems to me that Naz's everything is all tangled up in the sex that she probably wasn't getting. Really, Chuck likes Naz, and likes pranks... and he likes sex too, but he doesn't like them all at the same time.

Sex is a time when people are particularly vulnerable, and there have been a lot of things putting Charlemagne on edge recently.

So if Naz can keep sex and pranks separate, then I don't know why she should give up either, or why Chuck should give up on her. If she can't keep the pranks out of the sex, though... I guess she'll have to find somebody else.

All of which calls for another one of those darn SERIOUS TALKS Chuck hates having, and the air's still pretty bad between them. But... maybe call the breaking-things-off off for now?

Definitely 6). Instill lewd thoughts of a threesome with the snayor in her head.

going to agree with holding off on talking to Naz, the situation could stand to cool off further

I only saw one person say break off with naz while the rest were saying pick up costume. Id wait on that.

>>745653
This.

>>745618

she smelled it an went cross eyed.
strong stuff
besides the booze was just to complete the quest of finding some for the place, we still got to get davey to get a regular supply

Charlemagne 2016/09/03(Sat)21:42 No. 745958 ID: 5a15af
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You have a busy day, so you make some closing remarks to Penny and then go to the library. Sally is there, sitting at her desk.

You: “Hey there.”

She looks up.

Sally: “Oh! Hi…”

Sally: “Uh… croissants, yes.”

a) talk to Sally about Ramona
b) talk to Sally about the catacombs
c) talk to Sally about last night
d) make lewd remarks

You’re a little tight on time with all the plans you have today, so you’ll just go with one of those things (if any) before talking to Naz.

>>745958
C, but keep it brief, pretty obvious she's in the middle of work.

she looks busy drop off and continue on.

B, just whisper to her that we might have a lead on another way into the catacombs.

B

e) talk to sally about her catacombs

Sally wanted into the catacombs for her mom's sake, since relations between them aren't great at the moment she probably wouldn't be interested.

>>745958
Stare at her chest very openly.

Then warn her about the evil magical necklace.

Probably B with a slight mix of innuendo.

Charlemagne 2016/09/03(Sat)22:58 No. 745979 ID: 5a15af
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You hand over the croissant, then lean in to inspect Sally’s general chest area. Her necklace is made of some kind of glazed ceramic, and looks kind of like an eyeball.

You: “Lovely necklace you’ve got there.”

Sally: “Thanks, Chuck. Mama gave it to me this morning.”

You: “Still working on getting into those catacombs, by the way. If you’re still interested.”

Sally: “Of course I am. Any leads?”

You: “Kind of. Didn’t you say there’s an entrance on the lower level of the library?”

Sally: “Well yes, in the basement, but it’s all bricked over.”

You: “Hmm.”

You glare harder.

You: “HMMM.”

Sally: “I should get back to work. I’ll see you at home.”

You continue to the computer lab.

Charlemagne 2016/09/03(Sat)22:58 No. 745980 ID: 5a15af
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Naz is asleep at her desk.

>>745980
cum in her ear- wait, no, disregard intrusive thought then wake her up with the smell of BAKED GOODS

i hear it's like smelling salts for rodents

>>745980
Leave her order next to her and gently kiss her on her forehead while she's asleep.

Look on her computer. If she is on her blog, maybe you can write something on there as a prank while she is sleeping.

>>745980
Lick her glasses. Just slobber all over those lenses. Then put them back carefully and nudge her to wake her up. PRANKED

>>745985
something like 'I Naz or whatever her username is am a giant poopyhead(or sufficently Chuckish insult) that needs to learn what a good prank looks like.'

>>745987
this

Take this moment to pet her ears. We know you want to.

Otherwise, go see if you can find a bathroom or something and fill a cup with hot water, and leave her hand in it while she sleeps.
It won't do anything, but at the very least she'll appreciate the gesture.

Install one of those dumb word replacement browser extensions, like Cloud to Butt. Then leave without waking her.

>>745987
This.

>>745991
Cloud to Butt is a great idea. It's a prank landmine that she may not step on for quite a while. Catch her off-guard.

>>745991
or Collar to butt

Tie her shoelaces together.

Write something short and pithy on her blog about eating soggy catcum danishes.

Then cum on her danish, and leave without waking her.

I'm seeing a sticky note with just "Do you know the muffin man?" Sprawled on it, with similar notes (WHO IS HE?) covering all the walls.

>>746070
I like it, but it sounds time consuming. Let's just go with the initial note.

>>746074
and one on her back?

She's planning on you doing something to her as she sleeps.

Leave her an empty box instead of whatever she ordered, then put what she ordered outside her room.

Charlemagne 2016/09/04(Sun)19:36 No. 746115 ID: 5a15af
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You place the note on Naz’s forehead, which feels dangerously close to accepting her apology. It doesn’t seem that she is pranking you, either. She’s really out.

Charlemagne 2016/09/04(Sun)19:37 No. 746116 ID: 5a15af
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You also notice a bag of all of your shit next to her on the floor.

>>746116
Awesome. Snag it. Hang it off your handlebars.

>>746116
Get yon stuff, add another note saying "and thanks for bringing my stuff" on her butt

Don't forget to leave her pastry. And yeah, take your stuff.

Bruh. It's been like three days. And she totally apologized like. Sincerely and shit. Accept it. Lifes to short to hold petty grudges.

Look in the bag before you take it.

Check bag for pranks, like confetti or some shit. Also leave her pastry.

>>746131
This.

Stop being like your petty father.

For realsies, Naz said "No more pranks" - even if there are pranks, you not checking means you trusted her not to prank you. So, take your stuff, leave your delivery, be a sleeze and boop your dick up to some mouse-nose for good measure.

Chuck, what she did was the equivalent of you sticking it in the ass when a girl was expecting vaginal and you planned it and didn't say shit.
Wouldn't you want a girl to accept your apology if you did that?

Don't tell me you never did that. I'm sure it's only a flashback away... Away... Away... Away...
Huh, thought a flashback would happen there... Happen there... Happen there...

Seriously, man. I get it, it was rough shit. But people can be dumb, do dumb shit. The major thing was that she said sorry, and meant it. That's WAY more than a lot of folks are willing to do. Like >>746131 said, life's way too short to let something that someone already sincerely apologized for hang over your head. Be awesome, don't be lame. You might not be totally cool, but you can at least come down to lukewarm, bordering brisk.

>>746157
This.
Apologizing doesn't make what she did ok, but she seems sincerely sorry about it. You should be accepting her apology in that she's sorry, not that she's forgiven.

Charlemagne 2016/09/05(Mon)09:39 No. 746213 ID: 5a15af
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Hm. You suppose holding a grudge wouldn’t achieve much, but thinking about what she did still makes you mad. What are you, some kind of dog? Whatever. You check the bag to see if everything is there.

✓ Flashlight
✓ Baseball bat
✓ Shirt
✓ Rope

Ok, it’s all… wait a minute…

Charlemagne 2016/09/05(Mon)09:39 No. 746214 ID: 5a15af
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what the fuck is this


a) open it
b) throw it in the garbage

Open it close to Naz so if it blows up then she gets caught in the confetti bomb blast.

Honestly if it is a prank this is the type of prank we would rather have pulled on us. So open it.

>>746214

open it. it's obviously a prank, but it'll make her feel better.

>>746214
Wind up to throw it, then sigh and open it.

>>746214
Open the FUCK out of it.

>>746214
Open it.

Charlemagne 2016/09/05(Mon)10:05 No. 746224 ID: 5a15af
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You hold the box over Naz’s trash can, then sigh. Fine, but Naz is going to think you’re an idiot for walking into this.

Charlemagne 2016/09/05(Mon)10:06 No. 746226 ID: 5a15af
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plock

Huh? You hesitantly look inside the box.

So... is this an apology by way of submitting, or is she doubling down by giving you a mark of ownership to wear?

I think it's the former. That looks like it would be too small for you.

>>746229
yeaaah, that looks like an apology by way of saying 'collar me'.

>>746227
Try not to get distracted by the HUGE boner this just gave you.

Head for the next stop before the warp overtakes you.

She meant what she said. Though we should probably think over actually collaring her before doing so. Onto our next location!

Charlemagne 2016/09/05(Mon)11:24 No. 746253 ID: 5a15af
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Heh. Well then. You pocket the collar and leave the lab, waving good by the Sally on the way out of the library. It is a little funny seeing her all buttoned up after wigging out last night.

You hop on the bicycle and go to the schoolhouse to drop off some macaroons. After that, the Shoppe.

Charlemagne 2016/09/05(Mon)11:24 No. 746254 ID: 5a15af
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Ellen rubs her eyes and waves to you on your way in.

You: “Hey Ellen. How was your stay?”

Ellen: “It was nice, I guess. Mona made me breakfast in bed with tea, and did my laundry. I slept ok, I guess.”

>>746253
Did you forget your bag of stuff again.

Her eyes are huge.
Just to check, did she recieve any little trinkets from ramona? She tends to give those out a lot. Also wasnt there some last tool we wanted to buy?

We could try to set up Donna Lee and Ellen. Let's just hope that if we ask for a "reward" from it we won't recieve a time piece.

Yeah, she likes doing that. The food was... Uh... Edible? I hope? Let me know if you wanna paint again some time.
Anyway. Is Sophie in?

>>746254
>breakfast in bed
Uh... ask... how it was.

>>746260
Second

Charlemagne 2016/09/05(Mon)12:33 No. 746279 ID: 5a15af
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You put the bag of stuff in the pannier basket with your booze/deliveries.

You: “Breakfast in bed, huh? Was it edible?”

Ellen:

Ellen: “The thought was nice.”

Ellen: “I didn’t really eat much of it. I didn’t know it would be, uh, like that.”

You give her a knowing nod.

You: “Is Sophie in?”

Ellen: “Yes, she’s in the back.”

You go for the door toward the back of the shop marked ‘tailor’.

Charlemagne 2016/09/05(Mon)12:33 No. 746280 ID: 5a15af
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Sophie is seated on the floor. She looks up.

Sophie: “Eating”

Sophie: “Oh… hello, Chuck.”

Sophie: “Close the door, please.”

You: “Hi Sophie. I’m coming around to see if my costumes are done.”

Sophie: “Yes, costumes… are finish.”

Sophie: “I will take remaining payment if you have it.”

You: “I’ll have to pick them up after work. Thanks.”

Sophie cranes her neck to see if the door behind you is closed.

Sophie: “Results back from the lab.”

You tense up.

You: “And?”

Sophie: “Nothing.”

You: “Huh?”

The way she says the word sounds like ‘nussing’. It takes you a moment to get what she means, and then you are even more confused.

You: “Nothing?”

Sophie: “No evidence of toxin, chemical, poison, contaminant. Your blood is clean.”

Not even any chlamydia! Score!

Wow. Today's been a good day.
Clean blood, a new collar, and we found some booze to pop open after work.

I mean, sure dogmom still has cancer but hey you gotta take the good with the bad I guess.

>>746280
Huh. I am both delighted and concerned by this.

On your way out, you should probably explain to Ellen what Ramona's cooking really is.

>>746289
Yeah. Tell her that it's a ward against supernatural evil.

>>746280
That's good. If there was anything, maybe Ramona's cooking cleared it up.

Ask if she needs any errands run while you're about town, since you'll be coming back later. Let her know where you need to stop yet on your deliveries.

>>746289
>>746296
But if she didn't really eat any.. and the mayor runs the shop... And we don't have any with us... And if the drops by later...

Lets mention that another time.

>>746289
Woawoa hold up.

Ellen is dealing with the whole Monsters are real shit. we really shouldn't tell her more than we have too.

There might be repurcussions if she knew it was anti monster juice, trying to get more and the like. Ellens had no problems with them since and i don't think the Mayor sees her as a threat. i think we're cool.

Charlemagne 2016/09/05(Mon)19:31 No. 746423 ID: 5a15af
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You do not feel comfortable revealing Ramona’s secrets to Ellen, given her close connection with the mayor. Maybe another time, if she builds more rapport with Ramona. Is there anything else you need to speak with Sophie about before you continue to the post office and city hall?

>>746423
Talk to her about herself. She seems to have an accent- is she not from around here?

>>746423
Yeah, ask about her accent. It's a neat accent.

That one day, Chuck stopped at Ramona's place but Chuck doesn't remember doing that. Maybe we should tell Sophie about that concern?

Let's learn a bit more about her, sure.

Charlemagne 2016/09/05(Mon)20:43 No. 746470 ID: 5a15af
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You: “You’re not from around here, are you?”

Sophie: “No… neither are you. Hm?”

You: “Where are you from?”

Sophie: “Oh… I do not… expect you to ask. No one ever does.”

Sophie smiles, which is strange to see. Her little fang-things spread apart.

Sophie: “I am from village Nam Ka, Laos.”

You: “What? How the hell did you end up here?”

Sophie: “Long story… you must have work.”

>>746470
Yeah true, we'll have to come back and talk after work.

Yeah, we do.
We totally have time to talk after work when we pick up our costumes, though.

See you then, sweet thing.

Well I'd love to hear it sometime. Perhaps in a park, not too close to the forest, but still in the shade of some trees. I'll bring something from the bakery.

Charlemagne 2016/09/05(Mon)21:40 No. 746496 ID: 5a15af
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You make plans to chat more, then say good bye to Sophie, drop off two cookies at the post office, and go to city hall. You open one of the huge, oak double doors and freeze once you are inside.


You are suddenly overcome with fear and begin sweating heavily.

Charlemagne 2016/09/05(Mon)21:40 No. 746497 ID: 5a15af
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The mayor is on the other side of the foyer, chatting with Lisa.

a) join the conversation
b) back away slowly
c) other >_

>>746497
A. Keep your enemies close.

>>746496
A.
Don't be a pussy.

c) Eavesdrop on the conversation in case they mention anything important or interesting.

>>746498
And your future partners in lewdness closer.

>>746498
>>746501
So if they're both?
How close do we have to be?

>>746500
This.

Followed by A and making your delivery

>>746497
Take a reaaal close look at the mayor's chest and just stare. When she asks what you're doing, just tell her that you're looking at the pin (or whatever that circle is supposed to be) on her shirt.

A. You had your daily does of medicine, you should be fine.

Hell, give it a test run why don't you. Flirt with the mayor a bit.

Do a. Show the snek you're not going to stop being lewd by staring at her pendant on her dress.

C: Flirt with them

bring your charm stat to max with flirting with the snek.

>>746497
"So she says she worships Yeenoghu, who apparently has dominion over ghouls, too.
I mean not regularly, it's just a family thing."
"Fascinating! I know demons and never even heard of that one!"
"Yeah, he's apparently kind of a big deal in the Flaness?"
"Going to have get my road map out later... oh hello, Chuck."