Punk 2014/06/28(Sat)14:37 No. 581743 ID: 8b55c7
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??? - "As we all know, the Llakcuf Games are a series of events in which two teams of ten each face off, sometimes to the death. We of the glorious Empire are represented by our team of ten Champions, who must face off against the villainous and nefarious batch of ten rebels and criminals we've captured throughout the year. They face off in ten varying events to determine the winner. That said, the public voting for the first participants and the first event is about to begin, so let's take a look at our team of champions!"

Punk 2014/06/28(Sat)14:37 No. 581744 ID: 8b55c7
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EMPIRE'S CHAMPIONS

Punk 2014/06/28(Sat)14:38 No. 581745 ID: 8b55c7
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CAPTURED PARTICIPANTS (rebels)

EVENTS
Cleansing: A participant from each team is dropped onto a very small planet inhabited by tribal sentient beings. They are then given very powerful weaponry and a 3 day time limit. Whoever is left standing, or has killed the most inhabitants wins.
Investigatory Mission: The two participants are dropped into separate sealed locations inhabited by several beings from various galaxies. They are given a two day time limit to figure out which of them is secretly a very powerful parasitic alien in disguise, and kill it. Whoever kills it first and saves the most innocents wins.
DEATH COMBAT: A participant from each team is dropped into a maze like arena and must fight to the death or surrender.
LLAKCUF QUIZ: A participant from each team is sent to a gameshow quiz where they must answer ten questions. Whoever has the most points wins.
CTF: A participant from each team is dropped onto a battlefield, each are given their own forts and teams of men to command. The objective? Capture the flag from the other team.
Labyrinth: A participant from each team is dropped into a labyrinth with a great monster. Whoever kills it wins.
Breeding Panic: One participant from each team is dropped on a unsuspecting planet and disguised as a inhabitant of that planet. Whoever has sex with the most members of the opposite gender wins.
SPACEout: Two participants are sent to navigate a deadly obstacle course.
SurviSPACEvor: Two participants are dropped onto a wild planet, and must survive for ten days.
Castle SPACE: A member from each team is sent clad in armor and given the task of storming a tower and rescuing a princess.


(PLEASE CHOOSE WHICH TEAM YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONTROL, THE EMPIRE'S CHAMPIONS, OR THE CAPTURED PARTICIPANTS. PLEASE CHOOSE A CHARACTER FROM SAID TEAM TO BE THE FIRST TO PARTICIPATE. PLEASE CHOOSE A FIRST EVENT.)

Champions!

As for what to do... F.Opim, breeding challenge? Or maybe S.Opim and the quiz.

Rebel scum! Kim breeding!

Champions: S.OPIM, survivor

>team
don't care
>Character
don't care
>event
Castle SPACE
Let's start things off with a classic

Punk 2014/06/29(Sun)03:45 No. 581881 ID: 8b55c7
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??? - "It seems the fans have placed their votes, and the first participant from the champions will be... Sera Opim! The youngest member of the long time competitor Opim clan! This will of course be Sera's debut, although she's already gathered quite a few fans! From the opposing team we have.. Perry Hotter! A young human who claims to boast MAGICAL ABILITIES. Frankly, this announcer will believe it when he sees it. The first event has been chosen! SURVIVOR!"

Punk 2014/06/29(Sun)03:45 No. 581882 ID: 8b55c7
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??? - "The two participants will be dropped in separate random locations somewhere on our wild planet! They will be given nothing but the clothes on their backs as they embark on a quest to survive for ten days in the wild! The contestants have been chosen, the event explained. All that's left to do is..."

Punk 2014/06/29(Sun)03:45 No. 581883 ID: 8b55c7
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Literally Space Madden - "Get this game STARTED!!"

Punk 2014/06/29(Sun)03:46 No. 581884 ID: 8b55c7
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You are Sera Opim, the youngest of the Opim clan. And probably the most nervous right now. Your family has been competing in the Llakcuf Arena for generations. It has always been a pride for them, even after the games took your parents from you, leaving your older siblings to raise you, while playing the games themselves. Now is your time to prove yourself. Prove to them that you were worth it. Show them what it meant to you. You aren't especially skilled in any one field, but you aren't terrible at anything either. You're actually pretty average, which you're fine with. You stand outside your drop pod, equipped with nothing but your jumpsuit. You have to survive here for ten days. You aren't entirely sure where to start. How should I spend the first day?

Can you carry that drop pod door? It's metal so it could come in handy.
Also are there camera drones or some such following you?

Goals of first day are to find a source of water and to construct or find some sort of crude shelter. Food can wait at least a day or two.

Look for any places where there is evidence of many animals crossing and there is probably water nearby. Pick up a couple of straight sticks or jagged rocks if you find them. (flint, obsidian, or quartz I think. or just any berries/fruit you happen to find) Try to keep track of generally where you are. Also see if you can tear open the seat and take some of whatever it is stuffed with; it will either make a decent bedding or a decent sparkcatch.

scavenge the pod for anything useful, if you find nothing search for food and water

First up: do you know anything about this planet, or the native biosphere? Any knowledge might help.

Next up, you're going to need to find a way to survive. Which means finding food, water, and a shelter to keep you safe from the elements and other dangers.

Can you break down or scavenge anything from your drop-pod? It's original function is of no use to you, but it's made out of materials you won't have access to here. Metals especially. Maybe a part broke off that would make a decent metal knife blade, or some other basic tool? Or the straps or harness could be used in building a shelter or traps.

Punk 2014/07/02(Wed)08:20 No. 582430 ID: e5e5e0
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>>581889

I'm not strong enough to move it!
There are several small cameras hovering about the area. I knew there would be, but it's still unsettling.

>>581914

I do! I studied a lot of planets that are on the 'possible destinations of participants' list. I'm pretty sure this planet is either AM21B, or AC14A both have similar biospheres and ecosystems, so I'm in luck, really. As far as I know they're completely habitable with breathable oxygen. They're both mostly dominated by rainforests and jungles, with some scarce plains and hills on certain islands. They're regrettably inhabited by some pretty dangerous wildlife

Punk 2014/07/02(Wed)08:20 No. 582431 ID: e5e5e0
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>Can you scavenge anything from the drop pod?

I tear out the materials from the seat and store it in my SWEET SPACE INVENTORY. The metal however, is too strong for me to break off. It is made for literally being dropped out of space, I suppose.
Now to find water, but I'm not sure where to..

Punk 2014/07/02(Wed)08:21 No. 582432 ID: e5e5e0
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>Look for any places where there is evidence of many animals crossing and there is probably water nearby. Pick up a couple of straight sticks or jagged rocks if you find them.

I find some markings on trees and some worn out paths through the foliage and begin to follow them. I however, don't find many useful rocks or sticks. I store the two straight sturdy sticks I do find, in my SPACE INVENTORY. I continue to follow the worn animal path.

Punk 2014/07/02(Wed)08:21 No. 582433 ID: e5e5e0
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And run into some rather odd looking animals, eating leaves and berries. I freeze, attempting not to spook the strange looking creatures.

Oh god, we are in Seuss land.
>pretty dangerous wildlife
Well we should avoid just walking out there. How about throwing a rock to the left side of the clearing near the brush line. It would cause them to either go towards the sound(aggressive/predatorial creatures) or run in the opposite direction of it.(passive/prey creatures) Either way you would be able to sneak in.
Other option is just sneaking around and returning when there is hopefully nothing there.

>The metal however, is too strong for me to break off. It is made for literally being dropped out of space, I suppose.
Drat. I had hoped, since the drop-pod is likely a one-time use thing, that part of the structure might have been cracked or damaged enough for you to break something free.

>animals
Right. Are you familiar with them, at all? They look herbivores, but we can't be 100% certain, and even if they are, they still might be dangerous.

Potentially the animals and the berries are food sources, but we don't know if either is safe for you.

how good are you in a fight? can you channel your ancient ancestors ability of jumping onto a thing and grabbing it's neck with your mouth until it dies?
also can try climbing a try and doing a death from above maneuver and stab it with the stick.

Punk 2014/07/02(Wed)20:34 No. 582552 ID: e5e5e0
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>Right. Are you familiar with them, at all? They look herbivores, but we can't be 100% certain, and even if they are, they still might be dangerous.

I'm pretty sure they're herbivores. I know the planet's food chain contains herbivores carnivores and omnivores, and I imagine from the lack of any weapons or teeth present, that these are the first.

>Are the berries safe?

I recognize them actually! They're apache berries. Pretty common around the Empire, and super easy to grow. They were probably planted for the competition. They're safe to eat, albeit a tad sour.

Punk 2014/07/02(Wed)20:35 No. 582553 ID: e5e5e0
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>how good are you in a fight? can you channel your ancient ancestors ability of jumping onto a thing and grabbing it's neck with your mouth until it dies?

I... Uh.. I don't think I can do that, actually. Besides I'm a vegetarian! Those creatures are just minding their own business. They don't want to be a part of this competition any more than I do...

Punk 2014/07/02(Wed)20:35 No. 582554 ID: e5e5e0
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>>582436

I toss a rock to my right, and to my surprise, it lands with a splash. The animals however, do not move. They merely seem on alert, and are staring off into the direction of the sound.

so do you think it would be safe to clime a tree or something to see if you can't get a better view or would that be a bad idea?

think they'll leave you alone if you go gather up berries?

>They don't want to be a part of this competition any more than I do...
I thought the filthy rebels were the ones being forced into this. I thought you wanted to prove yourself?

>Besides I'm a vegetarian!
By choice? That might be a drawback, in this kind of challenge. Limits your options, and makes it harder to get a proper diet. Not that you had good odds of a proper diet being dropped into the wilderness anyways... oh well. It's only ten days.

>>582554
Going alert and being cautious, but neither approaching nor running from the sound, suggests a social intelligence. Usually, a social intelligence suggests they'll be friendly as long as you are, or that if they do object to your approach, they won't give chase if you calmly back down.

Punk 2014/07/06(Sun)23:23 No. 583218 ID: e5e5e0
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>>582570

Well.. There's only one way to find out.

I gingerly step out of the brush, the two creatures notice me instantly, and turn their attention to me. And that's it. They observe me as though they don't know quite what to make of me, but they aren't hostile.

I begin to pick some berries, glad to have been lucky enough to find food this early on. I gather quite a few and store them in my SPACE INVENTORY. They should probably last me maybe four days, which is nice.

Punk 2014/07/06(Sun)23:23 No. 583219 ID: e5e5e0
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>>582556

Not a bad idea at all! I use my natural claws to easily climb the tallest tree around, the creatures curiously watch me as I do so.

>I thought the filthy rebels were the ones being forced into this. I thought you wanted to prove yourself?

And what do I have to prove? That I can kill rebels, who have been starved and tortured just as well as the next person? That I can aid in the annihilation of the rebels? They only wanted to remain independent from the Empire. They just didn't agree with the Empire's way of doing things. I can't blame them. No I'm doing this because it's my family's obligation to do so. For some pledge my long dead ancestor made to the Emperor. That our clan would take part in 400 rounds of competition. 400 years of this.

>By choice? That might be a drawback, in this kind of challenge. Limits your options, and makes it harder to get a proper diet. Not that you had good odds of a proper diet being dropped into the wilderness anyways... oh well. It's only ten days.

Yes by choice! It's wrong to eat animals! We raise them in our torture factories just to be killed when they're FAT enough!

Punk 2014/07/06(Sun)23:24 No. 583220 ID: e5e5e0
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I reach the top of the tree. It appears that I'm on an island, which is unexpected. I see mostly jungle, with some sandy beaches on the shore, and a few plains of grass and hills. I also see something foreign in the distance.. I'm not sure what it is, it's too far to make out. It's probably going to get dark soon. I should probably try to find some sort of shelter, or at least somewhere I think is safe to sleep.

Well since the locals seem docile you could just follow them and see where they go to sleep. Though they might not tolerate you getting too close to their nest/cave.

Well, an island is bad news if a storm system shows up. Didn't see any hurricanes from orbit, did you?

Do you know if your competitor would have been dropped nearby, or somewhere completely else on the planet? Possible the object in the distance is another drop pod.

Drag the metal door away from the crash site, prop it up against a tree for some basic cover. you can build this up to a more sturdy shelter tomorrow

Suggestion 2014/07/09(Wed)19:36 No. 583571 ID: e5e5e0
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>>583331

I can't do it! I'm simply not strong enough to move the door. It's quite heavy.

>Didn't see any hurricanes from orbit, did you?

I couldn't see anything at all. There were no windows on the drop pod, it was utterly black.

>Do you know if your competitor would have been dropped nearby, or somewhere completely else on the planet? Possible the object in the distance is another drop pod.

I didn't consider that.. It' supposed to be completely random where the other participant is dropped, but it's not out of the question that they could have been dropped near by. I should be careful, I guess.

Suggestion 2014/07/09(Wed)19:36 No. 583572 ID: e5e5e0
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>>583229

After climbing down from the treetop, I quietly follow the creatures along, hoping they lead me to a good place to sleep.

After some time of following them, it's grown quite dark, and to my disappointment, they simply lie down in some tall grass and go to sleep. I reluctantly lie down beside them, my only other choice being to wander the no doubt dangerous wilds alone in the dark. I hope I might find better shelter tomorrow.

Suggestion 2014/07/09(Wed)19:36 No. 583573 ID: e5e5e0
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DAY 2
I wake up after a surprisingly good night's rest, these suess creatures know where to get a comfy sleep. I eat some of my berries and recollect my belongings.
Berries for 3 more days, Comfortable seat stuffing(possibly flammable?), 2 Straight sticks.

One of the creatures, apparently a baby, eyes me with curiosity and envy as I eat my berries. It appears to be hungry. I could share my meal, but that would leave me with 2 days worth of berries. It's.. It's begging me. Oh no.

Assuming neither you or your competition gets killed, what are the victory conditions for survivor, anyways?

>I reluctantly lie down beside them
Better than nothing. At least if something disturbs the herd, you have an early warning system.

>feed it?
Feed it. You gathered those berries easily enough before, and if you're not going to hunt these things, you might as well cultivate a little good will. Maybe it'll come in handy at some point.

>>583573
Feed da baby.

share the food

do you see an adult nearby. try and get it's attention so it can see you giving berry to the baby. it may not be old enough for berries.

Suggestion 2014/07/12(Sat)00:08 No. 583903 ID: e5e5e0
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>What are the victory conditions for survivor, anyways?

Well, being a participant for the survivor challenge is actually quite lucky, in a way. If one participant dies, the other wins. If a participant kills the other participant, the killer wins. And the lucky part.. If neither dies, a draw is declared. In this scenario, both teams are penalized a point. But hey, nobody has to die! I just hope whoever I'm up against thinks the same way.

>Unanimous: FEED IT

Yaaaay! I get to feed it! Yaaaaaaay!

"Here you go, lil fella! Aw you're so cute! Aw who's a hungry guy? Who!? Is it you? Yes it ish, Yesh it ish!" The creature allows me to pet it as it eats. It's actually quite soft, and.... Oh no I forgot I'm still on camera!

Suggestion 2014/07/12(Sat)00:09 No. 583904 ID: e5e5e0
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L. Opim - "....."

F. Opim - "Aw she's just givin' it some berries! You know how she likes animals!"

L. Opim - "What she's doing..."

Suggestion 2014/07/12(Sat)00:09 No. 583905 ID: e5e5e0
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L. Opim - "IS SHAMING OUR CLAN WITH HER FOOLISH, AND WASTEFUL ANTICS!! IT'S AS THOUGH WE'RE BEING REPRESENTED BY A CHILD!!!"

F. Opim - "Sheesh! You're the one shamin' the clan with all that angry yellin'! Loosin' up!"


While her brother might not be too fond of her actions, the fans eat her compassionate and sweet image right up! Sera's popularity level raises to 45!

Punk 2014/07/12(Sat)00:09 No. 583906 ID: e5e5e0
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"Run along now." I say to the small creature, giving it one last pat on the head. I hope nobody saw that exchange.

Punk 2014/07/12(Sat)00:10 No. 583907 ID: e5e5e0
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*KABOOM!*

Punk 2014/07/12(Sat)00:10 No. 583908 ID: e5e5e0
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I am very suddenly assaulted by a torrential downpour, accompanied with thunder and lightning. The rain is ice cold! The creatures around me don't seem to care much at all. In fact, they don't even appear to be getting wet. Something about their skin seems to cause the water to very quickly slide off. Lucky them! I, on the other hand, have to think of something quick! This rain is freezing cold!

get back in the pod!

Well, it's too late to make a raincoat out of a berry-eating-critter.

I suppose the pod is the only shelter you've found so far, unfortunately.

Can't find any discussion thread for this, so gonna ask here: Is the quest audience supposed to be the show audience, sending electronic suggestions? Would "Sibling interjections" be properly visible and commentable as well?
All I can say is that you should try finding a thicker tree to hide under. That it can fall so heavily where you are suggests most of those trees aren't good for blocking it out, but if there are any that can do so, then that's a good shelter point.

Alternately, find a batch of them squeezed together that curve over and provide a sort of a roof.

Punk 2014/07/13(Sun)13:53 No. 584087 ID: e5e5e0
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I decide to make a break for the pod I landed in, mostly because it's the only shelter I know of. It's pretty far back, so I run most of the way there. I think I'm lost a few times, but find it after awhile just as I left it.

Punk 2014/07/13(Sun)13:53 No. 584088 ID: e5e5e0
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I climb inside, shivering. I wish I could build a fire, but it'd no doubt be extinguished by this rain, and I have nowhere to put it where it won't be. I'm freezing and tired. I wish I wasn't here! I don't remember anything about freezing rain in my research of these planets! What's with this? I wonder if I should simply attempt to wait out the rain until it stops, or do something else.

>>583950
The quest audience plays the role of subconsciousness voices within the heads of the contestants, unless prompted otherwise by Literally Space Madden. I.e. Voting, etc. The quest audience can communicate with anyone on the team of the Empire's Champions, including Sera's two siblings. Just be sure to make it clear whom you mean to speak to.

Is there anything we can cover the door with, so you're protected from the elements a little better? Drag the door back in place, or maybe cover the door with a big leaf or branch?

Granted, you'd have to go back into the rain, but you're already wet, and it might be worth the investment to make a dry place.

Biggest danger, aside from getting sick from all the rain and cold, is that you're pinned down where your competition could find you, if he's on this island.

yes get some shrubbery to cover up the hole

The door is an elevated surface, meaning it's less likely for it to puddle up from the outside, if you can manage to cover it up. For now, however, focus on covering the doorway to the pod. You might get lucky and find a better location hidden away somewhere, too.

L. Opim: Survival in numbers. Join in the herd and survive more easily. ...She is practically a child, still.

Punk 2014/07/13(Sun)19:39 No. 584127 ID: e5e5e0
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I manage to mostly cover the entrance up, using one of my two sticks to keep the makeshift door from caving in on me over and over again. I hope I dry off soon.. It's so dark now. I suppose there's nothing left to do, but wait for it to stop.

Punk 2014/07/13(Sun)19:39 No. 584128 ID: e5e5e0
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You are now temporarily in 'control' of L. Opim.

L. Opim - "Oh great! Now she's hiding! Yeah, Sera. THE FANS JUST LOVE THAT! WATCHING A SHRUG COVERED DROP POD! OH HOW EXCITING!!"
F. Opim - "Ugh. You're so embarrassing! You never shout at me when I preform! I'm gonna go hang in the lounge! Later."

*SLAM*

Whatever. Better to be alone anyway. Nobody to bother me. Except you, Sera. Why do you always act like this. It was fine when we were little but now it's... "Ugh"

>Survival in numbers. Join in the herd and survive more easily. ...She is practically a child, still.

She'd survive more easily if she would just get over her PATHETIC VEGETARIAN PROBLEM AND JUST SKIN ONE OF THE DAMN THINGS! I bet that rebel did just that.. and now he's out there.. "Fuck!" She is practically a child.. alone on a planet full of monsters. With no other intelligent life but a goddamn rebel that wants nothing more than to murder her to earn his sick little freedom..

>I hope I dry off soon.
what's your jumpsuit made of, does it retain water?
also are you wearing anything underneath?

In her defense, it's not like she even had a tool to skin one of those things for a handy, waterproof hide.

And there's really nothing to do but hide from the rain. Staying active would just increase the odds she gets sick.

>You never shout at me when I preform!
Mostly because he's too embarrassed to watch when you 'preform' in the breeding competition.

>>584131
Yeah, you might dry out / warm up faster if you took your jumpsuit off and hung it up on something. Unless it's waterproof or insulated, then you're better off keeping it on.

You may be tough, and F. Opin charismatic, but Sera's strength is in smarts. Her naivete is a downside, yes, but she at least knows how to keep herself safe despite it. If she felt the need to take cover, then the Rebel will in no way be able to reach her alive--There's no way a guy like that is smart enough to make a proper raincoat, meaning he'd die from whatever's bothering Sera.

Of course, Sera would be much better in a quiz so why did she have to get sent into a survival match, that's something worth festering over if you care about her at all. She would get 10/10 answers right, and win flawlessly.

Punk 2014/07/14(Mon)14:04 No. 584188 ID: e5e5e0
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>>584131

The suit is made specially to dry quickly but.. no I'm not wearing anything underneath. In fact the suit is pretty flimsy overall! The chance of clothing damage and subsequent loss is super high!

Punk 2014/07/14(Mon)14:04 No. 584189 ID: e5e5e0
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>>584135

She should have made a tool! She could've.. She.. She doesn't get it! It doesn't stop raining on that goddamn planet. Sometimes it can go for days.. Sure the rain warms up but.. She has to be more resourceful! She won't survive like this! Alone on that rock with that DAMN REBEL! She..

>>584136

Yeah. I'm only the toughest 'cause.. 'cause I'm the only man left in the family. Gotta look out for my sisters.. Even if Frela does do things that I uh.. Would rather not think about. You gotta point though. That rebel had no military background.. Bet he went with the 'hide in the pod the whole ten days' tactic. Only ever worked once. Now there's precautions. And the quiz would have been better for her, you're right. Hell even if she lost she just goes home.

Punk 2014/07/14(Mon)14:05 No. 584190 ID: e5e5e0
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>Mostly because he's too embarrassed to watch when you 'preform' in the breeding competition.

I guess that could be true.. I mean, I know I didn't watch HIM when HE competed.. Euugh!

B.B.B. - "Yo, Frela! You breakin' or what?"
Frela - "Oh yeah, sorry!"
B. Sklzor - "You guyth want thomething to drink?"
Frela - "Sure! Make it something diet, would ya?"
B. Sklzor - "Thure."

hell yeah furry complicated not-quite-hunger-games lets go
okay so dude, can you watch what the rebel is doing? are there like, screens you can tune into?

LonelyWorld 2014/07/14(Mon)18:54 No. 584199 ID: 9dd1ee
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>no I'm not wearing anything underneath. In fact the suit is pretty flimsy overall! The chance of clothing damage and subsequent loss is super high!
. . . oh my~

anyways, I think you should expand your shelter so that you can perform other useful tasks inside
even though you have limp noodles for muscles the wet mud should provide enough lubricant to slide the door back to the pod to use as extra floor
then using sticks and leaves build up more shelter around the framework

>>584199
That's not a bad idea. A covered arbor-porch thing would give us a place to start a fire, even, if we were careful about how we set it up.

Punk 2014/07/15(Tue)18:16 No. 584296 ID: e5e5e0
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>>584193

There aren't, actually. I'm in the Imperial stadium right now and the only means of spectating the game are watching the massive screen down in the stadium down there. I'd have to the Rebel's stadium. But then I'd be around those disgusting filth!.. and I wouldn't be able to keep an eye on Sera. She looks like she's starting to do something.

Punk 2014/07/15(Tue)18:16 No. 584297 ID: e5e5e0
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>>584199

I decide to start on a shelter, taking advantage of the rain in order to move the door through the mud. It takes awhile, and working in the rain isn't great, but it seems to warm up a bit after awhile. At least enough that I won't freeze in it.

Punk 2014/07/15(Tue)18:16 No. 584298 ID: e5e5e0
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It takes a long time, but I finish the shelter just as it starts to get dark. I'll have to go out in the dark to gather materials if I want to build a fire tonight.

I'd say no to getting fire supplies. There might be dangerous things out at night, and the firewood would take to long to dry to be useful for tonight. Better to get it bright and early and let it dry in your camp all day.

If it just rained, there won't be anything you can burn. sleep with one eye open and don't catch cold.

>>584298
Preparation is a good idea. Gather some firewood and let it dry in the shelter. Then go out and see if you can find something to make a knife or spear out of. Eventually you will probably want to skin one of the herbivores, even if you don't kill it yourself.

time to test your new shelter with a solid nap

Punk 2014/07/16(Wed)16:21 No. 584381 ID: e5e5e0
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>>584304

DAY 3

I wake up feeling bad. Really bad. I'm freezing and tired, and my throat burns. I eat some of my berries. They'll only last me tomorrow, and then I'll probably have to find more food. I'm insanely thirsty, but I have no water. It's still raining out.. I'm exhausted.

>>584381
Aw fuck, you're sick. That is bad. You need to get warm and eat better food. Alternatively, hunt down the other guy and kill them via surprise attack before you're too weak to continue. Then you'd be able to leave and get medical treatment.

Also why aren't you collecting water? It's raining. Rainwater is drinkable. Either drink it as it drips from your shelter or make a bowl out of leaves to collect some.

Set up something to collect rainwater. Or if you haven't, collect some that pooled on your roof, maybe?

Rest might help if you're sick, and you can do so safely (better than exerting yourself, anyways). There might be natural medicines here too, although your only clue there might be to observe the herd animals, or see if they're actually smart enough to respond to your illness (feed baby, get karma-healthcare).

drink rain water, collect it in whatever you can

Punk 2014/07/20(Sun)13:04 No. 584900 ID: e5e5e0
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I drink some rainwater that had pooled into my roof leaves overnight.. Thank gods. I walk outside my shelter. I must do something to stop this sickness from advancing further.

>Search for herbs via wildlife.

A good idea..

Punk 2014/07/20(Sun)13:04 No. 584901 ID: e5e5e0
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I have to walk for awhile but I eventually meet the creatures about halfway down the trail. Most of them seem to notice something is wrong with me, but simply stay away. I am relieved however, when the small baby from before steps forward, and seems to be attempting to lead me somewhere. I choose to follow it, hoping for the best.

Punk 2014/07/20(Sun)13:04 No. 584902 ID: e5e5e0
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After a bit of a walk, I stand before a strange group of herbs. A red one, surrounded by the small corpses of creatures I do not recognize. A blue one, which seems normal aside from growing directly out of a rock. And a green one that seems to be leaking some sort of liquid. It stinks.

Punk 2014/07/20(Sun)13:04 No. 584903 ID: e5e5e0
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The baby I'm with picks the red herb despite the remains surrounding it. It then picks some of the green herb, and presents me with the two, a sort of smile on it's face. Should I trust the creature and partake in the herbs?

>>584903
Yes. Looks like your compassion paid off! As for the rain, since the leaves here are very large, perhaps you can fashion a poncho out of them?

yes, it's a combination thing. the dead things ONLY ate of the red plant.

>>584915
Either that, or it's only poisonous to some things; possible when the dose is large compared to body size (those dead things are awfully tiny, after all). Trust your friend, that's why you made it.

The alternative is blind guessing. Hoping your compassion paid off beats that, I think.

Trust it, take the herbs, pat its head.

If this works, the little guy's getting more food later.

>rainwater that had pooled into my roof leaves overnight
Might want to make a dedicated rainwater collector, later.

trust it, eat both

Punk 2014/07/21(Mon)02:15 No. 585059 ID: e5e5e0
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I suppose all that's left to do is trust it. I eat both of the herbs at once, and await the results.

I am very suddenly wracked with a intense burning throughout my body. But soon after, it is overwhelmed by a strong sensation of inertia and dizziness. I collapse, losing my balance.

Punk 2014/07/21(Mon)02:15 No. 585060 ID: e5e5e0
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My small friend simply stares at me as I completely lose my senses, a smile on his face. I'm fairly certain.. that I just killed mys.......

Punk 2014/07/21(Mon)02:16 No. 585061 ID: e5e5e0
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DAY 5

I open my eyes to find myself in a vastly unfamiliar area. I am enveloped in a mound of suess creatures, and feel sort of.. slimy? The rain seems to have died down a bit, and strangely enough, I'm not hungry.

>suess creatures
((haha, happy to have pointed that out earlier.))

>>585061
Well you seem to be naked. I'm guessing the animals kept you warm through body heat. The slimy stuff is probably water repelling. Try to find your body suit? Not being hungry is probably a bad thing.
...They are still all alive, right? I hope you didn't happen to eat anything...distasteful, while you were out of your mind.

>>585061
http://www.prequeladventure.com/this/story202.gif

Welp, examine your surroundings, cover yourself with a creature until you can find your clothes again. Gotta get a raincatcher up so you don't have to worry about water. Then you need to get started on tools.

...did you just wake up from some kind of crazy herbivore orgy? The little bugger gave you date rape drugs!

Okay, seriously, though, you must have been a bit out of your gourd if you stripped off and joined the herd while under the influence of drugs.

>slimy
Maybe you're coated in whatever makes them water resistant? Might make sense, if you've been sleeping with them.

...where's the camera? You are naked, and I wouldn't trust the censorship on this network.

>problems
Aside from your modesty, you no longer know where you are, or what day it is.

>>585061
Wow, you just passed two days being one with the herd. You might be rain-repellant now, and they've been feeding you or something...

Go looking around. Re-familiarize yourself with the area.

Punk 2014/07/24(Thu)12:21 No. 585629 ID: e5e5e0
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>You seem to be naked.

OH GOD! WHY AM I NAKED?!

>...did you just wake up from some kind of crazy herbivore orgy? The little bugger gave you date rape drugs!

THAT LITTLE SHIT!!!

Punk 2014/07/24(Thu)12:21 No. 585630 ID: e5e5e0
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>Try to find your body suit?

>>585078

>Go looking around. Re-familiarize yourself with the area.

Yes.. G..Good idea.. Just calm down, Sera. Nothing happened, you just went a bit.. loopy..

>Water Resistant

That would definitely explain it. I certainly hope that's the case.

Punk 2014/07/24(Thu)12:22 No. 585631 ID: e5e5e0
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>...where's the camera? You are naked, and I wouldn't trust the censorship on this network.

.........

Punk 2014/07/24(Thu)12:22 No. 585632 ID: e5e5e0
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Waaaaaah! Everyone's seen me naked! Laras is gonna be so mad at meeeeee! "Waaaaah!!"

??? - "What's wrong, my sweet native princess?!"

Wha..

Punk 2014/07/24(Thu)12:22 No. 585633 ID: e5e5e0
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??? - "Did predators come again? Oh, honey I know you hate it when the animals fight, but it's okay. That's just what they do!"

Oh sweet heavens above kill me now.

...what. Have you been sleeping with the enemy, too?

Well, plus side. If he thinks you're a native, and not his opponent, he has less a reason to try to kill you. And this stupid amnesia plot makes good tv, even if your family will be cringing.

Family: what has been happening the last few days?

He doesn't realize you're the other contestant. Play mute.

Consider either murdering him to win the contest, or just using him to survive the full 10 days. I wonder what happens if you both survive?

Yes. Use this to your advantage. Play a native. Wait until his guard is down, and then kill him.

does he have any weapons? if not then just wait until you are alone and murder him. that will get you off this place, and secure a win. besides, your sister has done worse.

act intrigued by his glasses.

Then snap 'em in two and stab him in the kidneys.

>>585639
lmao do this pLEASE

>>585631
...Nice view.

>>585633
He seems to be holding a fish to be made into a meal. (a blue fish at that) Have some breakfast, talk to him a bit and then get out of there when he is not looking. I doubt you could stomach killing him directly.

1/14 Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)18:54 No. 585807 ID: e5e5e0
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>Play native

I.. I'll try to pretend I'm a native.. I don't have any reason to want to kill this man, he's just as caught up in this game as anyone else.. I'll just try to survive the ten days with him and get a draw.. It will be a minus point for both of our teams but... He's done nothing wrong.

>...what. Have you been sleeping with the enemy, too?

No! I'm sure it's not what it seems like! I.... Don't jump to conclusions!!! I'M A VIRGIN!
I.. I accept the fish.. I don't want to seem suspicious so.. I have no choice but to stomach some of this.. vile.. oh wow this is really good! No! It's disgusting! It's wrong to eat.. Damn it..

2/14 Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)18:54 No. 585808 ID: e5e5e0
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>Family: what has been happening the last few days?

Laras has just been.. *SLAM* ..doing that. After Sera started.. Doing.. Stuff.. he hasn't really said a word. He just keeps-*SLAM*-mumbling something about 'just like Frela, just like Frela'.... Jerk.

3/14 Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)18:55 No. 585809 ID: e5e5e0
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??? - "Those cameras are still following you, huh? Geez.. I don't know who's operating that thing but they're a real creep. Following some native around when you're only supposed to watch contestants."

Oh wow, what a cool thing for him to sa-

??? - "But then again with the way you've been flaunting yourself for the cameras, I can't say I'm surprised. It's almost like you know what they are with the way you show them stuff.. But that'd make you a total pervert wouldn't it? Haha! Like last night after our latenight romp, you just couldn't seem to show them enough!"

4/14 Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)18:55 No. 585810 ID: e5e5e0
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Wh..What?

>Like last night after our latenight romp..

No that's..

>..last night after our latenight romp..

But I'm a..

>..after our latenight romp..

My virginity..

>..latenight romp..

By.. him..

>..romp..

5/14 Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)18:56 No. 585811 ID: e5e5e0
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"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!"

??? - "Woah, what?!"

Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)18:56 No. 585812 ID: e5e5e0
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Snap

Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)18:56 No. 585813 ID: e5e5e0
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"DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING PIG!!! YOU STUPID FUCKING REEBEELLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!"

??? - "GUURHHK-"

"MYYYYY VIRRGIIINIIITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"

Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)18:57 No. 585814 ID: e5e5e0
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Frela - "Laras! Laras come quick! Sera has attacked him!!!"

Laras - "I've seen all of my family members have sex on galactic television."

Frela - "Oh fine, be a crybaby!"

Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)18:57 No. 585815 ID: e5e5e0
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Literally Space Madden - "OH MY GOD, UNBELIEVABLE!! TO THINK THAT THE SHY SERA OPIM COULD GO FROM SLUTTY PORNSTAR TO DERANGED SLAYER IN A MATTER OF SECONDS! TRULY A SIGHT TO BEHOLD!! AND IT SEEMS VICTORY IS ASSURED!!"

Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)18:57 No. 585816 ID: e5e5e0
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Literally Space Madden - "GLORY..."

Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)18:57 No. 585817 ID: e5e5e0
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Literally Space Madden - "TO THE EMPIRE!!!"

Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)18:58 No. 585818 ID: e5e5e0
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With a final strike to the jugular. Violated, torn from all her ideals, and now harboring a reputation rivaling her sisters, Sera emerged victorious that day. And although her mind was broken, victory was once again achieved, for the Glory of the Empire. Sera's popularity raised to 90 after her display of sex and violence, and it is a popular topic among fans which of the two Opim sister's is better.

Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)18:58 No. 585819 ID: e5e5e0
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END OF MATCH 1
[I]What fate will befall Sera, and the other contestants of the Llackuf Games? How will Laras react to being reunited with Sera after her shameful display? Who will be the next contestants? Find out, on the next episode of Llackuf Arena: Frieza's Defeat..

14/14 Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)18:59 No. 585820 ID: e5e5e0
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RIGHT NOW.
Please choose a champion for the next match, and a Event. Sera Opim cannot be chosen, as she has already participated.

EVENTS
Cleansing: A participant from each team is dropped onto a very small planet inhabited by tribal sentient beings. They are then given very powerful weaponry and a 3 day time limit. Whoever is left standing, or has killed the most inhabitants wins.

Investigatory Mission: The two participants are dropped into separate sealed locations inhabited by several beings from various galaxies. They are given a two day time limit to figure out which of them is secretly a very powerful parasitic alien in disguise, and kill it. Whoever kills it first and saves the most innocents wins.

DEATH COMBAT: A participant from each team is dropped into a maze like arena and must fight to the death or surrender.

LLAKCUF QUIZ: A participant from each team is sent to a gameshow quiz where they must answer ten questions. Whoever has the most points wins.

CTF: A participant from each team is dropped onto a battlefield, each are given their own forts and teams of men to command. The objective? Capture the flag from the other team.

Labyrinth: A participant from each team is dropped into a labyrinth with a great monster. Whoever kills it wins.

Breeding Panic: One participant from each team is dropped on a unsuspecting planet and disguised as a inhabitant of that planet. Whoever has sex with the most members of the opposite gender wins.

SPACEout: Two participants are sent to navigate a deadly obstacle course.

Castle SPACE: A member from each team is sent clad in armor and given the task of storming a tower and rescuing a princess.

>>585820
L.Opim and DEATH COMBAT. He has a lot of steam to blow off now, better take advantage of it.

>>585825
sounds good.

sera: at least it was only one guy, how many has you sister.. uhh.. handled?

Ouch. Murdered him after all. I suppose technically he was a date rapist, but he thought she was consenting. No one really wins there. Ugly all around.

>after her display of sex and violence
Sex and drugs and violence. :v

>>585825
I like this logic.

Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)23:11 No. 585866 ID: e5e5e0
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>at least it was only one guy, how many has you sister.. uhh.. handled?

I.. I don't know.. She always gets picked for the breeding so.. a.. a lot... I'm taking a nap..

Punk 2014/07/25(Fri)23:11 No. 585867 ID: e5e5e0
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I am Laras Opim, the last remaining male of the once mighty Opim clan. Just before being inserted into this arena, I watched as my youngest sibling had drug crazed sex with a rebel in front of the entire Empire. I am the last hope for pride to my clan. Believe it or not, I am the most intelligent member of my family, just a bit smarter than my younger sister. And leagues more intelligent than my OLDER sister... I am currently somewhere in the arena, I have no access to a map, and possess no weapons, I fear if I see the rebel now I will be unable to contain myself, and may shame the clan even more, by mauling them. I shouldn't have to worry about that right away though, as the participants are generally placed rather far from eachother. While I should gather weapons, I must keep time in mind, because for every move I make, my enemy makes a move as well. I know this to be true. With that in mind, what should I do first?

Hey, easy on your siblings, there. It's not like Frela get to choose the events she's picked for. Or that Sera knew that her fever medication was a rufie.

Why would mauling enemies shame you?

Can you open that box to your left? Maybe there are supplies.

take inspiration from pqulo opim's message.

>>585867
What are the general capabilities of the other Empire team members?

Are there traps in the maze? Check out that box if there's no risk of traps.

>>585868
Laras can't simply maul his opponent mercifully quickly, Space Madden requires an offering of commentary fodder. Make a show of collecting weaponry for the camera.

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)00:19 No. 585873 ID: e5e5e0
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>take inspiration from pqulo opim's message.

My great grandfather. I've seen that message so many times it's stupid. He wrote it with his dying blood. A true hero to our clan, and an honorable warrior.

>Hey, easy on your siblings, there. It's not like Frela get to choose the events she's picked for. Or that Sera knew that her fever medication was a rufie.

Yeah but Frela sure doesn't discourage the voters with her behaivior. And Sera.. I just had such high hopes. It's my fault I guess. I should have raised her better.

>Why would mauling enemies shame you?

My race is often reminded that the very ancestors we evolved from.. are still alive and well. And they're wild animals, stupid vicious animals. A comparison is often made at the expense of my people, and I'm not overly fond of it..

>Laras can't simply maul his opponent mercifully quickly, Space Madden requires an offering of commentary fodder. Make a show of collecting weaponry for the camera.

That too.

>Are there traps in the maze? Check out that box if there's no risk of traps.

>Can you open that box to your left? Maybe there are supplies.

There are traps, but nothing lethal. That would spoil the fun. But this won't be trapped, they don't leave traps in the starting room, it's fine.

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)00:19 No. 585874 ID: e5e5e0
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I find some bandages. I can use them to mend light wounds, or maybe tie something if need be.

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)00:20 No. 585875 ID: e5e5e0
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>What are the general capabilities of the other Empire team members?

A very good question. I'll give you a very basic rundown so as not to take all day.

B.B.B. Bonchon Big Bust. A big fat Boro who tries to please the crowd. He's very strong, and alright at fighting, but not much else.

Tyran The Massacre. Guy is CRAZY strong, as is normal for all Gatts. Super good fighter too, and okay in agility. Got a bad temper. Crap in smarts though. Don't tell him I said that! I'm not suicidal..

Horvo Chaos. Pretty sure that's not his real name. He's an okay fighter and has pretty average strength but not much else. He tries to toy with his opponents a lot and ends up screwing up sometimes.

Moncli Mouge. Honestly I'm still shocked she's alive. She's basically a huge embarrassment to Gatts everywhere. Super weak, slow, bad fighter. Only thing she's got are her smarts, and she's a pretty good diplomat.

Ezari The Conquerer. She's one of the last members of a dying warrior race. So they say. She's conquered a bunch of planets for the Empire, and is a really good fighter. Also super fast, and okay strength, and intelligence. Just don't have her talk to people.

Frela Opim. My older sister. She's super popular and.. basically flaunts around constantly when on stage. I can't even watch her performances usually. That said, awful fighter, super weak. But she is uh.. 'charismatic' when she needs to be.

Brugby Skailzor. Brugby's a nice guy. He's just a total fuck up, and a goddamn Mochy. That said, he's pretty balanced at everything except.. intelligence. The guy is the single dumbest individual I've ever met.

Champion Barta. He's the grand, grand champion. Been here the longest. Supposedly this is his last year. Wildly strong, and a great fighter. Pretty balanced in all other fields too. He's done every challenge there is. Really cool dude.

And me and Sera but.. Guess that doesn't matter much, as she's done and I'm goin' now. I'm pretty good at everything I just.. I just get a uh.. a bit mad. I just lose my temper sometimes.. So anyway..

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)00:20 No. 585876 ID: e5e5e0
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Now what?

Explore, we need to find things that would provide us a bigger advantage over the enemy. Though keep an eye out for suspicious things in the environment.

Why do you have a tail and your younger sister didn't?

dude you need to chill.
your sister basically got raped, and your response to that was 'i should've raised her better'? Disgusting. Shittiest older brother ever.
Also, that comment about Frela being stupid? Well, not by her charisma she's not! Also, ever heard of putting on a show? What the public wants is exactly what Frela is giving them, and that's pretty smart if you ask me. There's a reason she's popular, and that reason isn't luck. It's called acting!
So get off your high horse and get to work. MOVE! Don't stay in one place! The more you explore, the more chances you have of finding a weapon or whatever.

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)10:31 No. 585913 ID: e5e5e0
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>Explore, we need to find things that would provide us a bigger advantage over the enemy. Though keep an eye out for suspicious things in the environment.

I go down the hall in front of me and quickly reach an impasse. Before me, there are two different ways I can go, and another box.

>>585902

All of my race is born with tails. My sisters had theirs removed early on in life in order to avoid having them be used as weaknesses. I didn't do this, because I have pride in what I am..

>Shittiest older brother ever.

I'm shitty?! I raised them the best I could! If she only would've studied harder on herbs and planets, NOTHING WOULD HAVE HAPPENED! Besides, that sort of thing.. happens in the games. You get used to it.

>Also, that comment about Frela being stupid? Well, not by her charisma she's not! Also, ever heard of putting on a show? What the public wants is exactly what Frela is giving them, and that's pretty smart if you ask me. There's a reason she's popular, and that reason isn't luck. It's called acting!

There's such a thing as pride! And a family like the Opims shouldn't be displayed as some sort of band of prostitutes and heathens!! And she's stupid in the sense of not knowing where the planets are in our local system. I'm not denying her.. 'craftiness'.

>>585913
>and quickly reach an impasse.
No you don't. There are clearly two paths. That's not an impasse.

Kick the box with your foot before you open it.

>>585913
Looks like a trap over there. The floor is discolored, and the wall has a huge blood smear. Either punching the wall causes the floor to slam into the wall, or just stepping on that spot does it.

Go for the box, there's no bloody stuff near it so it should be fine.

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)11:44 No. 585921 ID: e5e5e0
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>Kick the box with your foot before you open it.
>Go for the box, there's no bloody stuff near it so it should be fine.

I give the box a light kick before opening it, just in case, but I only hear the sound of an item shifting inside. Opening it, I find a longsword. Looks new.

>Looks like a trap over there. The floor is discolored, and the wall has a huge blood smear. Either punching the wall causes the floor to slam into the wall, or just stepping on that spot does it.

Looks like someone tried to clean up blood there. A first for the cleanup crew. I avoid it just to be safe, good spotting. I still have to decide which way to go next.

>>585921
Just go straight. Keep an eye and an ear open for the enemy.

>>585921
A sword's better than nothing. Go straight.

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)12:41 No. 585926 ID: e5e5e0
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> Go straight.

I follow the hallway in front of me, climbing a short staircase up to the next floor. I find a room with three different halls, and two crates. Suddenly, I hear the shouts and applause of the audience, which is currently outside watching us on the mega-screen. I guess something interesting happened on the rebel's end.

>If she only would've studied harder on herbs and planets
Hadn't she studied? There's no way one person could know everything about every biosphere that early, anyways.

>>585926
There's a faint blood trail going up, leading from the smear in the middle of the room. Another trap?

Frela: comfort poor, shell shocked Sera when she makes it back.

since it's easy enough to go around the smear, do so, and use your sword as a pry bar from a distance to open the boxes so any traps that would spring on someone looking in the box are useless.

also, since you sound like it, do you know what herbs those were that sera ate?

>>585930
And add on to your answer by listing ALL thousands of flora on EVERY PLANET ON WHICH THE GAME CAN BE PLAYED. Can't do that? Oop, guess you're not smart! Or maybe you can't know everything, just like your sis!
Anyway go prod some boxes.

>>585926
That trail of blood could be fake. It'd be easy to prick yourself and leave the droplets on purpose, then bandage the wound and double back for an ambush.

So don't follow the trail right away. Poke your head around the corners of the side passages, see if you can spot the rebel. Alternatively he could be hiding behind one of those boxes.

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)15:19 No. 585938 ID: e5e5e0
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>Hadn't she studied?

Apparently not enough!

>...what herbs those were that sera ate?

Luxom Lotus and SerinB12. One causes instant death, and the other causes healing. Combining them will instill a euphoric psychedelic experience on the user. It also is a very strong aphrodisiac.

>And add on to your answer by listing ALL thousands of flora on EVERY PLANET ON WHICH THE GAME CAN BE PLAYED. Can't do that? Oop, guess you're not smart! Or maybe you can't know everything, just like your sis!

Uhh! No! No I can do this! Start with the uh.. EataB78C Sector.. Planet uh, 1-21H. Native flora are.. Uh, Screning Agon.. Porcis........ OKAY MAYBE I DON'T REMEMBER ALL OF THEM! But that's a very common planet for the game to take place on! I've even been there! So has Frela! I gave her so many books.. I just... It's that little suess creature's fault! Misleading her like that!

> Trail of blood

Looks old. Probably from some other contestant. I wouldn't worry about it, but I check around the corners anyway, nothing. I'll tell you if it's fresh blood.

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)15:19 No. 585939 ID: e5e5e0
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>Pry open boxes from a distance.

I open the one on the left first... It's harmless. A gun! Now this is nice! What a find!

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)15:19 No. 585940 ID: e5e5e0
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I open the second one...

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)15:19 No. 585941 ID: e5e5e0
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*CRACK*
"GAH!"

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)15:20 No. 585942 ID: e5e5e0
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FUCKING SPIKES! Christ I was far away and that still almost hit me! Good thing I was careful or that would have sent a hole through my legs!

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)15:20 No. 585943 ID: e5e5e0
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>comfort poor, shell shocked Sera when she makes it back.

I met her on the landing platform. She's pretty shaken up, but she'll bounce back. We all do. She keeps asking where Laras is.. I think she thinks he's mad at her. Don't know if I should tell her he's competing just yet.

Frela: Tell her he's just disappointed in himself.

Laras: Trap should be off now. Gun goes in the back of your pants, open it all the way with your sword before you stick your dumb face into it.

Frela: Tell Sera that Laras is mostly disappointed in himself for not telling you specifically what healing plants to look for on which planets. You aren't sure where exactly he is (especially since you aren't watching him right now!).

Laras: Maybe start opening boxes from a distance from the corner of them. How much ammo does the gun come with, or is it some sort of sciency self-recharging energy gun?

>>585938
The creatures probably take the combination for fun. How smart are those suess creatures? Either way yes, it was the creature's fault. Was it malicious intent though?

Well, the blood trail was caused by the trap, most likely. Follow it and find the rebel.

sneak forward. you want to see them first.

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)18:02 No. 585976 ID: e5e5e0
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>Tell Sera that Laras is mostly disappointed in himself for not telling you specifically what healing plants to look for on which planets. You aren't sure where exactly he is

Frela - "He's just upset at himself for not makin' sure you were prepared better, sweety! He's not mad at you. I'm not sure where he is right now."

A member of the medical staff interrupts.

MS - "Excuse me. I'm here to escort a, 'Sera opim' to medbay for decontamination."

Sera -"Oh.. Yeah. I'll see you in awhile, Frela."

Frela -"Just keep your chin up, okay?"

MS - "The Empire thanks you for your cooperation."

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)18:02 No. 585977 ID: e5e5e0
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>Trap should be off now. Gun goes in the back of your pants, open it all the way with your sword before you stick your dumb face into it.

I do so, before sticking my super smart face into it. It's empty. Just spikes all the way through.

>Maybe start opening boxes from a distance from the corner of them. How much ammo does the gun come with, or is it some sort of sciency self-recharging energy gun?

Good idea, I'll keep it in mind if I come across any more. It comes with the clip inside it, nothing else. It's a 14 round Warfen Smith, it's written on the side.

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)18:02 No. 585978 ID: e5e5e0
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>sneak forward. you want to see them first.
>Well, the blood trail was caused by the trap, most likely. Follow it and find the rebel.

I sneak along the corridor, gun drawn, with an eye out for the rebel. I come to a staircase and quickly ascend it before reaching a room with four doors.

>It's a 14 round Warfen Smith, it's written on the side
...can you trust that that's accurate? Giving you less than a full clip of ammo, or worse, an unloaded gun, seems like the kind of stunt that might make the television more interesting when it makes someone fuck up.

It'd check the clip, if I were you.

>doors
I don't like how there's a perfect line in the blood pool in door 3. That suggests another trap.

2 looks safest. Is any of that blood fresh? If the trail is fresh, then I'd imagine that the rebel may be trying to mislead you--keep your eyes peeled.

>>585978
Yep, #3 is a trap. Is that blood leading to #1 fresh? If it's fresh then the rebel got killed and their corpse dragged off. But then you'd win, right? If it's not fresh then I guess poke at the area with your sword. What's that writing say next to the pool of blood?

What keeps making these blood trails? Do corpses get dragged off while they're still leaking? You'd think they'd put them in bodybags. If the standard body disposal procedure is to put them in bodybags... that implies something else is in the maze dragging off bodies.

Another bloody spot on the wall that got partially cleaned... Hmm. Maybe something is eating the cleaning crew?

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)19:33 No. 585999 ID: e5e5e0
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>It'd check the clip, if I were you.

Good point. I check the clip and confirm that there are indeed 14 rounds inside.

>I don't like how there's a perfect line in the blood pool in door 3. That suggests another trap.

I peer inside, keeping my distance. There's a treasure chest. A literal treasure chest. You're right, this is obviously a trap but... The.. The treasure chest is.. so alluring.. I.. I want to see what's inside.. St..Stupid shiny things...

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)19:33 No. 586000 ID: e5e5e0
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>>585998

The standard precedure, as far as I know, is to gather the corpses and parts, and mop and clean the area. I sure as hell HOPE nothing else is in here. There shouldn't be, as this isn't labyrinth. The cleanup crew gets pretty lazy in the arena, I think. They said it was because new blood just keeps coming and it's a huge pain in the ass to get it off these walls.

The message reads: "Mary. I am dying. I heard them say you'd be up next year, and if you happen to get this challenge, I'd like to leave something for you. I hid something for you. Do you remember when we first met? I was playing and writing on the walls, and you were chasing laundry. I wish we could go back there. Find what I left for you in that same place, but here. Get it? Just think on it. I love you. - Wales."

How fucking useless. What a vague bastard. Probably a rebel.

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)19:33 No. 586001 ID: e5e5e0
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>2 looks safest. Is any of that blood fresh? If the trail is fresh, then I'd imagine that the rebel may be trying to mislead you--keep your eyes peeled.

The blood is old. I am curious where the rebel is, though. I'd be amazed if he was lost this whole time, the place really isn't THAT confusing.

I follow the hall until I reach a fork in the road. Strangely enough there's not much blood here. A good sign I suppose.

You can always stick your sword in the doorway and quickly pull it back. In the absence of a ten foot pole, a four-foot sword will do the trick.

>>586001
Wanna bet he got on top of the walls somehow? Look up occasionally.

Go left.

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)21:32 No. 586021 ID: e5e5e0
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>>586002

I double back and try this method. The room remains the same, and no trap goes off. Prompting me to investigate further, very, very carefully. I approach the chest, and slowly pry it open by the corner with my sword, ready to retreat at a moment's notice..

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)21:32 No. 586022 ID: e5e5e0
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I find a Flesh Recovery Injection!(tm) What a find! I suppose there's no trap there afterall. No idea what's up with all this blood. What a bunch of suspense for no trap. Which asshole put this in.

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)21:33 No. 586023 ID: e5e5e0
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>>586008

The only place he could manage that is the very top of the arena, where there's no ceiling. I don't have to worry about it down here.

I come to another fork. A ladder, and a hallway.

Ladder bad. You're a sitting duck if your opponent shows up and has a ranged weapon out.

Yeah let's not go up that ladder. Go down the hallway.

Hmm, I wonder why you haven't found him yet. Is he invisible somehow? Maybe that's why the audience got excited.

Punk 2014/07/26(Sat)23:49 No. 586052 ID: e5e5e0
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>Take hallway.

I do so. At the end I find another box. I go through the standard box opening procedure of lift-by-the-corner-so-you-don't-die, and take the item inside. It's a knife. I attach it to my belt.

> Is he invisible somehow? Maybe that's why the audience got excited.

I sure as hell hope not. But it is a-*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

The audience very suddenly laughs, and a sound effect by the tone of 'you fucked up' plays. I really wish I knew what this was about. In any case I'm at a dead end. I have to choose to go one of the ways I passed. Should I go up the stairs I passed, or climb the ladder? Hope I find him soon.

Go up the stairs. Ladders are too dangerous.

Stairs for sure, and have your gun out.

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)11:16 No. 586152 ID: e5e5e0
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>Stairs

Yeah. The stairs is the safest option. I can't risk climbing a ladder with an enemy around. I head upstai-

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)11:16 No. 586153 ID: e5e5e0
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AHA!

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)11:16 No. 586154 ID: e5e5e0
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I fire off two rounds after the rebel, missing once, but hitting him in the shoulder as he sprints away. He heads down the stairs I came up. From what I saw, he was unarmed, and wounded. The hunt is on!

He already got it in the leg, you can outrun him. Gun first, keep your hand on your knife.

Give chase. If you enter a room and don't immediately see him, expect him to try to ambush you. Check your corners.

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)12:02 No. 586166 ID: e5e5e0
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>Give chase, gun first. Check your corners.

I do so, with vigor! I make it back to the spike trap room and see him limping down the hall towards downstairs.

??? - "Bastard! Lea'me alone! I ain't never done a thing to you people!!"

He pleas, as I line up my next shot. Where should I aim for? And how many times should I fire?

Two to the center of mass, then one to the head.

Just be careful he doesn't lead you into a trap.

>just leave me alone!
Is forfeiture or surrender a valid end for this particular contest? Is their honor in taking an enemy alive- showing more skill than simply killing him?

If not, there's nothing you can do but finish the rebel.

>>586166
>DEATH COMBAT: A participant from each team is dropped into a maze like arena and must fight to the death or surrender.
He CAN surrender.

Shoot him in the legs then tell him to surrender. Prove your nobility.

>>586177

This, if we want to show the world that your family line isn't brutes you will attempt it, if he refuses aim center mass for the kill.

Tell him to surrender and you'll let him live.

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)14:42 No. 586210 ID: e5e5e0
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>Fire at his legs, force him to surrender.

What? But that's-

>Prove your nobility.

Oh! Yeah, you're right! I lower my gun from his torso to his legs, and fire. My first shot misses, but my next two are dead on, taking out any mobility that was in his already wounded leg.

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)14:42 No. 586211 ID: e5e5e0
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"SURRENDER OR DIE, REBEL SCUM!"

??? - "OH FUCK! MY LEG! OH GOD!"

"ANSWER ME, REBEL! DO YOU SURRENDER?!"

The cheers of the audience nearly drown out his reply.

??? - "I.. I..."

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)14:43 No. 586212 ID: e5e5e0
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??? - "....I surrender.."

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)14:43 No. 586213 ID: e5e5e0
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Literally Space Madden - "Laras Opim has once again secured a glorious victory! And has shown his honor and compassion through sparing the vicious rebel! WHAT AN AMAZING TWIST!!"

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)14:43 No. 586214 ID: e5e5e0
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Literally Space Madden - "GLORY..."

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)14:43 No. 586215 ID: e5e5e0
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Literally Space Madden - "...TO THE EMPIRE!!!"

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)14:44 No. 586216 ID: e5e5e0
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As the recovery crew poured into the arena, Laras and the rebel locked eyes for what would most likely be the last time. Having been spared by Laras, the rebel was bound for a lifetime of serving him. He would live to be sold to the owners of a planetary salt mining company. And although he would hate it for years, he would eventually grow to appreciate it. He would ironically, have a much fuller, and longer life than his would-be killer, Laras.

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)14:44 No. 586217 ID: e5e5e0
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END OF MATCH 2
Secrets Found: 0/2
Enemies Killed 0/1
Times Embarrassed Self 1

What will happen to Laras? Will his display of mercy and fighting have earned his honor? Find out next time on: Llakcuf Arena. Videl's Revenge

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)14:44 No. 586218 ID: e5e5e0
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RIGHT NOW AGAIN!
Please choose a champion for the next match, and a Event. Sera Opim, and Laras Opim cannot be chosen, as they have already participated.

EVENTS
Cleansing: A participant from each team is dropped onto a very small planet inhabited by tribal sentient beings. They are then given very powerful weaponry and a 3 day time limit. Whoever is left standing, or has killed the most inhabitants wins.

Investigatory Mission: The two participants are dropped into separate sealed locations inhabited by several beings from various galaxies. They are given a two day time limit to figure out which of them is secretly a very powerful parasitic alien in disguise, and kill it. Whoever kills it first and saves the most innocents wins.

LLAKCUF QUIZ: A participant from each team is sent to a gameshow quiz where they must answer ten questions. Whoever has the most points wins.

CTF: A participant from each team is dropped onto a battlefield, each are given their own forts and teams of men to command. The objective? Capture the flag from the other team.

Labyrinth: A participant from each team is dropped into a labyrinth with a great monster. Whoever kills it wins.

Breeding Panic: One participant from each team is dropped on a unsuspecting planet and disguised as a inhabitant of that planet. Whoever has sex with the most members of the opposite gender wins.

SPACEout: Two participants are sent to navigate a deadly obstacle course.

Castle SPACE: A member from each team is sent clad in armor and given the task of storming a tower and rescuing a princess.

>>586218
Investigatory Mission, Barta.

Moncli Mouge, quiz, maybe?

F. Opim...

Cleansing.

Mouge Quiz

M. Mouge, Quiz!
Show her compatriots that mind does matter!

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)18:57 No. 586253 ID: e5e5e0
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I am Moncli Mouge. I am survivor of the assault on Kaldor 11. I am a veteran doctor who spent 17 months deep within the Corsin Mines caring for the wounded. I am a joke amongst my peers.. But no longer. Today I have been chosen by fate. Given a chance to show my extravagant intelligence! After today, they will no longer mock me. After today..

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)18:58 No. 586254 ID: e5e5e0
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..Is.. Is that a dog?

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)18:58 No. 586255 ID: e5e5e0
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Mysterious Host - "Hello and welcome, people of the Empire! To the LLAKCUF QUIZ!!"
The audience cheers.
Mysterious Host - "In this quiz, the two contestants will take turns answering ten questions each! They will have to choose from 4 answers, represented by the buzzers before them. And whoever has the highest score at the end of the game will win! Now, let's waste no more time.. On to the game!!"

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)18:58 No. 586256 ID: e5e5e0
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??? - "GRAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

A deep voice echoes from the crowd. I recognize it.

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)18:59 No. 586257 ID: e5e5e0
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Horvo Chaos - "A.. A DOG! FINALLY THEY'VE FOUND SOMEONE TO MATCH YOUR INTELLECT, MONCLI!! GRAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

I will never live this down.

Mysterious Host - "First question: Within the Argos12 System, which planet is dominated by rainforests, and freezing rain?"

A: AM21B
B: C132R
C: AM25X
D: ZZT0P

>>586257
AM21B.

>>586258
yeah! sera was there!

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)19:13 No. 586260 ID: e5e5e0
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>AM21B.

*DING DING DING!*

Mysterious Host - "Moncli chose the right answer! Will her competitor?!"

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)19:13 No. 586261 ID: e5e5e0
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Biscuit - "RrrrOOF!"

The dog paws aimlessly at the buzzers in front of it.

*DING DING DING!*

Mysterious Host - "ANOTHER RIGHT ANSWER! It looks like this will be a interesting match indeed!!"

Horvo Chaos - "GRAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"

Mysterious Host - "Next question! From the famed Opim Clan, which one Opim is more famous than any other, for 30 solid years of performance before his death in the Arena?"

A: Pqulo Opim
B: Soras Opim
C: Mich Opim
D: Ranarog Opim

A: Pqulo Opim

Pqulo Opim.
...This dog's strength is sheer luck, isn't it?

No fair! The rebels didn't have a dog on their char select screen!

>>586269
It was Biscuit.

How come the first match announced our opponent, but not any of them since then?

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)19:45 No. 586273 ID: e5e5e0
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>A: Pqulo Opim

*DING DING DING*

I answer yet another question easily.

Mysterious Host - "Another right answer for Moncli! Can Biscuit come back?!"

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)19:46 No. 586274 ID: e5e5e0
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Biscuit - "Grrroorrf..."

The dog begins to lick itself. Horvo laughs again. It accidentally presses a buzzer.

*WAAA WAAA*

Mysterious Host -"Oooh, I'm afraid that's incorrect, Biscuit! Not surprising, that was Imperial history after all! You'll have better luck with this next one..
What is the famous sour fruit native originally to the Blathos sector, but now a tasty treat throughout the Empire?"

A: Oro Melon
B: Nappy Sacks
C: Apache Berries
D: Corgus Peel


>>586272
[I honestly forgot for Laras' challenge, but whoever was vs the dog was going to be unannounced no matter what. The dog's answers are determined randomly. It could really win, honestly.]

>>586274
C. Same berries Sera ate.

C sounds right, then.

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)19:58 No. 586281 ID: e5e5e0
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>C

*DING DING DING*

Mysterious Host - "CORRECT AGAIN!! AMAZING! AND YOU, BISCUIT?!"

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)19:58 No. 586282 ID: e5e5e0
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Biscuit - "...."

The dog lies down on the buzzers.

*DING DING DING*

Mysterious Host - "AMAZING! THIS IS TRULY A BATTLE OF WITS!!"

"GRAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

I hate this dog.

Mysterious Host - "Next question! After being elected as Emperor, Jenus Cargas' first act to 'give to the people' was..."

A: Fund Hospitals
B: Construct shelters
C: Make a stadium
D: Make an arena

>>586282
Hmm, I don't think we've been told the answer to this one, but I'm gonna guess it's D.

Yeah, D seems like the safest bet. We've got a bit of a buffer anyway.

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)20:51 No. 586295 ID: e5e5e0
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>Hmm, I don't think we've been told the answer to this one, but I'm gonna guess it's D.


*DING DING DING*

Mysterious Host -"CORRECT! Good job, Mocli! That was a difficult one! And you, Biscuit?"

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)20:51 No. 586296 ID: e5e5e0
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*WAA WAAA*

Mysterious Host -"Ooooh, Sorry, Biscuit! But 'Fund Hospitals' is not the correct answer!"

Biscuit - *Whine!*

Mysterious Host - "On to the next! Of the several weapons manufactorers in the Empire's employ, which one of these produces projectile firearms powered by gunpowder and fire?"

A: KYGO ULTIMATE
B: Bisho
C: Torson
D: Warfen Smith

D, obviously.

>>586297
Yep. That's the brand of the pistol we picked up.

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)21:06 No. 586302 ID: e5e5e0
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>D, obviously.

*DING DING DING*

Mysterious Host - "Oh! Getting cocky, are we, Mouge?? How about you, rebel?"

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)21:07 No. 586303 ID: e5e5e0
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Biscuit bows his head and presses a buzzer accidentally.

*DING DING DING*

Mysterious Host - "You haven't won yet, Mouge! Biscuit could still win if you start missing questions! Caaarefulll! Speaaaking of.. Which of these traits is found in all Boros??"

A: Four Eyes and a Stumpy Tail
B: Four Eyes and a Long Tongue
C: Four Eyes and a Wide Frame
D: Four Eyes and One Secret One

Boros, huh? B.B.B. has four eyes. He seems pretty wide. My vote goes towards C, but it would help if we had more than one sample.

D

>>586303
BBB was described as "big" and "fat" so wide frame may not be it. I didn't see a long tongue, so... I'd go with either A or D.

>>586308
Yeah, that's true, if those were usual characteristics he wouldn't be described with them. My vote goes towards A instead then, he seems lizardy.

B.B.B is described as 'big' in his name, so that may not be normal for his species. So, D, maybe?

A, D is too silly.

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)21:33 No. 586313 ID: e5e5e0
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>Yeah, that's true, if those were usual characteristics he wouldn't be described with them. My vote goes towards A instead then, he seems lizardy.

*WAAA WAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*

Moncli - "NO! MY PERFECT SCOOORE!"

Mysterious Host - "Looks like getting cocky was your downfall, eh Mouge??! AHAHAHA!"

Horvo - "GAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The two laugh in unison for a few minutes. It's really annoying.

Mysterious Host - "The answer we were looking for was C, a wide frame!"

Punk 2014/07/27(Sun)21:33 No. 586314 ID: e5e5e0
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The dog looks around before stepping directly onto the buzzers.

Biscuit -"WOOF!"

*WAA WAA WAA*

Mysterious Host -"Ouch! Wrong answer!! The Llakcuf Games have been going on for ____ years..."

A: 523
B: 522
C: 512
D: 520

>>586314
B. These are the 522nd annual games.

Man, we're only beating random chance by two.

>The Llakcuf Games have been going on for ____ years...
>Welcome to the 522nd annual Llakcuf Games!
...if this is the 522 annual game, doesn't that mean this has only been going for 521 years? Presumably, we started counting at game 1, not game zero.

Motherfucker, instinct was right all along. Our clues lied to us, it was rigged, what a scam.

>>586316
That's not an option so shhh, B.

>>586321
Well we didn't have any evidence of anything BUT wide frame, so we were second-guessing it. "big and fat" could've meant he was TALL and fat, not wide and fat.

I dunno, it seems in character for her to complain that technically none of the answers are correct as the question was framed.

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>...if this is the 522 annual game, doesn't that mean this has only been going for 521 years? Presumably, we started counting at game 1, not game zero.

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Mysterious Host - "Shuddup, Mouge. The Empire is ALWAYS RIGHT.... Right answer.."

*DING DING DING*

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Mysterious Host -"..Biscuit. If you get this answer wrong.. You lose.. Choose carefully."

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*WAAA WAA WAAAA!*

Biscuit - *Whine!*

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The crowd erupted in applause, and Horvo in boos. The Empire had won another round. Moncli had shown that her intelligence was indeed to be valued by her peers. It still wasn't though. Soon after she simply decided the other Gatts were dicks. She began hanging out with other people, and was all around happier. Biscuit, having lost the battle, was condemned to a life of servitude under Moncli, but since he couldn't really do much aside from being a dog, she just decided to keep him as a pet.

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END OF MATCH 3
Mysterious Individuals Unmasked: 0/1
Answers Corrected: 1/1

What fate will befall the Imperials? Will Moncli and her new pet live happily? Find out, on the next episode of: Llakcuf Arena.. Frieza Revived!

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RIGHTNOWAGAIN!!!

Please choose a champion for the next match, and a Event. Sera Opim, Laras Opim and Moncli Mouge cannot be chosen, as they have already participated.

EVENTS
Cleansing: A participant from each team is dropped onto a very small planet inhabited by tribal sentient beings. They are then given very powerful weaponry and a 3 day time limit. Whoever is left standing, or has killed the most inhabitants wins.

Investigatory Mission: The two participants are dropped into separate sealed locations inhabited by several beings from various galaxies. They are given a two day time limit to figure out which of them is secretly a very powerful parasitic alien in disguise, and kill it. Whoever kills it first and saves the most innocents wins.

CTF: A participant from each team is dropped onto a battlefield, each are given their own forts and teams of men to command. The objective? Capture the flag from the other team.

Labyrinth: A participant from each team is dropped into a labyrinth with a great monster. Whoever kills it wins.

Breeding Panic: One participant from each team is dropped on a unsuspecting planet and disguised as a inhabitant of that planet. Whoever has sex with the most members of the opposite gender wins.

SPACEout: Two participants are sent to navigate a deadly obstacle course.

Castle SPACE: A member from each team is sent clad in armor and given the task of storming a tower and rescuing a princess.

>>586339
Upper right, I'm guessing.

Ezari, Investigatory.

And let's check in to see how the Opims are doing now that they've had a break.

>>586346
seconding

Tyran, Castle SPACE.

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>And let's check in to see how the Opims are doing now that they've had a break.

Laras - "See ya later, Rebel! Break a leg! Ha ha ha.."

Oh man even I feel bad from that one.

Sera - "Laras! Can we go now? All these guys are staring at us!"

Laras - "Well what do you expect? You're pretty famous now, Sera. Being a champion of the arena."

Sera - "...I guess so."

Laras - "You have to learn this stuff eventually, for when you get slaves of your own."