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Are you sure he's just not a dumb nerd who really likes RE4's merchant character, and he's mad to the point that he thinks like acting like the merchant character will keep him alive, mysterious, and powerful?
I mean, like, what if he comes back later with cooler stuff to trade.
This guy's actually pretty smart. He's collecting shit, probably solving what puzzles he can, getting more items, tries to solve more puzzles with items then fails at those, and gives them to someone else because maybe THEY can solve it.
This guy isn't creepy. He's an efficient businessman that knows how to deal with all this weird bullshit. He's a fucking genius.
Also, Ben, the fuck we don't kill people who are nuts when we were in the real world. That's barbaric. No one was too far gone. And all evidence points to this guy being, at most, eccentric. That's like killing a guy because he likes to cosplay. Bad Ben! Bad!
Oh wait, I bet this guy was your captor if his voice is familiar. He said he's died before, could have been moments ago, the head shape matches up (football shaped, if you discount the hair). The only thing that doesn't make sense is the fact that he's alive and his head isn't caved in.
B) The items you have are all very valuable tools, and two of them can be used against you as weapons. He currently has no weapons. Let's not give him weapons. The only thing that's valuable is the key... if only Garter was here. She could have seduced him! She looked like a seducer. Also because she totally killed this guy before when he killed her and she's wicked tough and intimidating. If Nobody is in fact your Undead Captor. Maybe Garter will be back too, if this guy's back... and peaceful for some reason.
You know, why don't you just take option D and have the guy join your party? You have the weapons, if he does some shit, well, you can fight back easy. He can unlock that door for you, and we all have access to each other's tools when we might need them and can progress through any puzzle.
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