So far so good. Can you cast your lightning besides shooting from your hands? Could be a good distraction that people would take as natural, if done right at a distance.

Be sure to get out of the water as quietly as possible... and hide behind the crate there initially while you check for a gap in their patrol. Once we're further into the room we can knock on the side of a box to lure the guards over so you can ambush them from behind and do a little bit of the old sliceydicey.

>>232946
Fuck yeah! Umm, just a question, why didn't you turn into a mermaid or something for the swimming? You know could have been good to have that water breathing capacity.

Anyway, lets infiltrate the living shit out of this place.

Be careful, Rynh. There are only 18 hours left until their deadline. You've got to hurry.

I mean... ah... keep quiet and stay low. You can afford to take things slow as long as they haven't found you yet; if anyone detects you or you have to kill anyone you'll have to start moving a lot faster.

>>232986

Could we at least try not to play the one-time shapeshifting card before the second panel of the scene?

you hafta find the DARPA chief :V

>>232946
If you have to stay underwater for a while, be sure to grown limbs according to the situation (fins, gills, etc.)

Once you're out of the water, dry off as well as you can. Wet feet can be surprisingly loud, and having full body fur can only lead to pervasive 'wet dog' odor revealing your general location.

Its something you may have never noticed because you've lived with it, and with your being a fire breathing hired killer, others may have done the tactful thing and never mentioned it.

Other pieces of advice: No flashy magic yet. They're making a golem, which means they have spellcasters, which means they may have means of detecting stray magic. If you NEED to use magic, try something earth-based first. Lightning and fire are quite flashy, and you mentioned before that you weren't so good with water.

What are you capable of, earth-wise?

Remember that a SOCOM is hidden underneath the truck near the helipad.

Best thing is to try a scrying spell if you got it...

If not, try to find the guards' march pattern.

If you can't, at least find good hiding spots before making your move.

Good luck Solid Drake

This thread is full of WIN.

Dang, we should have picked up an enchanted scroll that displays enemy positions.

Remember the basics of CQC!

PUNCH - PUNCH - ROUNDHOUSE KICK, then COMBAT ROLL over the body.

Wait, what do we actually have?
<L2>

Rynh 2010/09/25(Sat)15:00 No. 233807 ID: 8c0848
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I climb out onto the end of the dock and hide behind a crate. I can see the guards from here and they don't seem to be focusing on the direction of the water that much. I guess they don't expect swimmers, since it's really fucking cold. The only guard near me is looking over across the rest of the dock.

>Wet feet can be surprisingly loud
I try to get any excess water off so I don't make any dripping or splashing noises.

>having full body fur can only lead to pervasive 'wet dog' odor revealing your general location.

...
Go to hell.

>What are you capable of, earth-wise?
Shooting rocks.

Suplex him.

>>233807
Well, if you have a decent weapon, a quick and silent kill would be preferable. Do you feel confident on either sneaking or running up behind him before he can react?

If you can approach him quietly enough just snap his neck.
It's clean, quick and quiet.

>>233807
I know ice ain't exactly your best element, but nailing a guy in the head with it is probably the quietest way to take him out. But let's hold off on attacks until we have no choice in the matter.

Now then, do you see any openings to get past these clowns? Are they moving around? Is there maybe something precariously placed that an unnoticable gust of wind can tip over for a distraction? If not just wait a while for a change in shift or something.

arch a little rock over the guy so he can't see it and have it land behind the big crate on the other side of him. needs to be big enough that it makes a noise. he will then go to check it out, at which time you will sneak up behind him and put your hand over his mouth and a knife against his spine and tell him that he screams he dies and interrogate him, with luck he is a new guy so he still carries a map with him. also take his dog-tags.

>>233807
Okay, you have to assume that there are more enemies in this fort than you can take on. To avoid fighting them is therefore desirable- anything which might result in a raised alarm is bad.

Try to identify all the guards in the room, and then find a route which will let you avoid being seen by all of them- or if that's not possible, create a small distraction (shooting a rock into something to make a noise might help) which, if the guard investigates, will clear a path which you can use to move further into the facility while remaining unseen.

If a guard does see you in spite of your precautions, you've got to try a fast a quiet takedown followed by concealing the body.

>>233807
Take him out as quietly as you can. It doesn't even have to be lethal, since you can just dip him in the lake while he's ko'd.

>>233807
Another realization: Are the guards acting human? Anything could be hidden under a uniform that concealing. Be prepared for magic menaces.

>>233822
Basically this.

...Does that man have an AK?!

>>233858
crossbow

if we start killing people we risk that they're either gonna notice people missing or find bodies, we cant afford alerting people this early into the mission. throw a rock over him to the far box and then go past him to the back of the room

>>233807
Observe his patrol routes and movements and then sneak past. It's alot better to not kill anyone right now, hiding corpses is annoying and dead people get missed when the shift changes. Makes for less time to work with and stuff.

Guys, no killing. We're going the no alerts, no kills route.

Rynh 2010/09/25(Sat)18:25 No. 233889 ID: 8c0848
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I get past the guard and behind the container. There is another guard across the way, watching the door into the fortress. Neither has seen me yet and there's no cover between the guard and the door. I'll have to figure something out.

>>233889
Throw a rock as a distraction. Sneak past while they check out the sound.

agree, rock and sneak

I dunno, you don't want them being tipped off that anything is strange even if it isn't in your direction. This isn't some kind of game where not being noticed means there aren't consequences. Just stay still and wait for an opening, one or the other will move or something eventually.

>>233895
>>233896
They'll be on alert then. Let's just wait for an opening. If we absolutely have to we can probably kill that guy next to us without alerting the other.

>>233889
I'd wait a couple minutes, and see if they move to go on patrol or the like. I doubt they stand there like rocks all day.

Still, if time starts to stretch on creating a minor distraction of some kind might not be entirely inappropriate. As long as it's something subtle, and not easily linked to an infiltrator.

Kill the guy next to you. Do it as quietly as you can. This is no time to be a pacifist. That will get you killed.

Rynh 2010/09/26(Sun)10:34 No. 234198 ID: 8c0848
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I'll try sneaking past, but I can hear the one by the door coming this way. The one behind me is still standing there.
I'm going to get trapped between them if he sees me.

>If we absolutely have to we can probably kill that guy next to us without alerting the other.
I'll probably have to do that if the other one gets too close.

>you don't want them being tipped off that anything is strange.
I know. It's getting into a high pressure situation already and I don't want to fuck it up before I even get inside... or after.

climb over the top! \:V/

Wait for the one north of you to turn around and then swallow him whole.

Look at him he is tiny and made of meat.

rock over the top i think.

Get to the corner of the box, wait till he gets close, then grab him from behind in a choke hold and kill him.

>>234198
Toss a distracting rock into the water. They might assume that it's just a fish or something after they check it out and there's nothing there. Or you could discretly push them in.

If both drowned without any other obvious signs of violence then people might not get very suspicious. After all it's a fairly normal way to die.

(golem = metal gear)

Aaaanyway, tossing a rock would be a good idea around now

>>234209
(no shit man)


We'll ambush that guy who's coming towards us. Just take one of your knives and stab him right between the eyes. Don't bother with cutting his throat, it's too hard to do from the front with any real speed. He should go down pretty quietly (don't let him drop the crossbow). You can drag him back to the water if you really want to.

>>234198
If the guy above is moving about and the guy behind is standing still with his back to you, it'd be easier to hit the guy below from behind and drag him out of the way, then sneak around the back of the remaining guard to the elevator door.

I would say over the top, but from the previous image, the box looks about head height, not good for invisi sneaking.

Before you do anything, wait, look and listen. See if the guards have any communication devices and if they make regular checkups.
To get conformation of the checkups though, you would have to be very lucky right now, so you have to assume that they do and you have a time limit from the first takedown.

Two-step-takedown the lower guard, i.e block mouth, snap neck.
Then flip over the box with knives at the ready and surprise takedown the next one.

If you ha managed to learn any speed boosting spells, now would be a good time.

why not kill both and dump their bodies in the water? since obviously you dont have tranquilizer darts.

Guys, why should she choose this moment to attack? If there's any chance that she can keep her presence concealed until she's farther into the facility, she should take it. Killing sentries is an obvious alert for an infiltrator, and it'll tell them exactly what route she took to get in. Besides, the guards have line of sight to one another, so if she takes one out the other will likely raise the alarm before she can get him.

you could just retreat to your previous hiding place and try again with better timing. It's inelegant, but it keeps you from having to do anything rash just yet.

>>234321
That would be ideal yes. I hope that it is possible.

However, because of what she said, I don't think it's possible. Hopefully I'm wrong.

>>234321
They don't have line of sight right now, and we don't really have any alternatives. We can somewhat reduce the damage by disposing of the body, though.

>>234335
i wish we had poison of any kind. if we could get their water supplies with anything immediate it would really help to hide our mess

if anything gets too rought, we can make like a SPAH and pretend to be a guard.

The guard who is in shadow can safely be snuck up on and sapped. The other one can be dealt with easily after that any way you choose.

Put your hand over their mouth and create an intense sphere of air inside, it will prevent them from breathing in enough to yell and block further breathing, knocking them out. Being that it's just a fist sized ball of air it will just sound like a gust.

>having full body fur can only lead to pervasive 'wet dog' odor revealing your general location.

>...
>Go to hell.

I don't think that was meant as an insult. Wet any kind of hair carries an odor. Drying off after you deal with the guards and before your next move is worth doing.

Target the guy walking towards you. If you can use ice magic to free his face solid then lead off with that and break his neck. Otherwise knife to the face.

A combination of previous ideas:
Climb discreetly on top of the box and lay flat.
Aim yourself towards the exit and flick a rock into the water when both guards won't see. When they investigate, sneak over the other side and make your way out.
You just got there and there really is no need to start killing yet.
Remember Solid Drake, this is a sneaking mission.

>>234398
That's not a bad idea at all. Deal with at least one guard, and pilfer the uniform. Our tail won't be hidden (no need to play the once-a-day transformation trump card just yet) so the disguise will only work from directly in front, but if you keep your back to the wall and salute any passing guards, you can probably get by.

>>234720
1) find female gaurd

2) kill and strip female gaurd

3) take said gaurd's form

:V

>>234720
>>234721
we should give the guards the impression we dont have that hability just yet. lets go trhu the metal gear solid way until we cant anymore, then its TF2 time.

>>234736
How would they get that impression if they never find out?

>>234737
I think the point is that looking like a human is not useful until they don't think they are looking for a human. If we get spotted and they live to report us, it is disguse time. Till then, a stripped body is just something else to find.

If we find the locker room, we may reconsider.

>>234804
there is a river right there. unless we may clog it with dead bodies, disposing of them will be really easy. maybe even piercing their lungs to prevent floating.

>>234813
There's still the problem that they will be missing those guards. Common fucking sense when guarding a high security area or, hell just a base camp, is that patrols check in and out when they go in and out. If the patrol checked out but not in then you raise the security level until you find out why they didn't check in. If no answer is found then you keep it raised and assume some bad shit is going down, if you find their corpses then you raise security even further and expect some really bad shit going down. If you find out they just fell asleep then it's time for stern disciplinary measures.

Which is why we should find a way to sneak by. Because that is the very much smart thing, when we're getting out we can kill everyone we see.

>>234830
It's a last resort, but it probably would give us at least a little more time to slip away.

0 alerts.
0 kills.
We are doing this the right way goddammit. They shouldn't even know anyone was here (except for the fact that the golem isn't functional).

Rynh 2010/09/27(Mon)21:09 No. 234992 ID: 8c0848
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I'll just play "See how far your head twists around" with this guy. Now there's only one more patrolling this area. That makes things easier.

Check his pockets!

hmm, anywhere you can stash the body, you could take his clothes and polymorph. Especially since he's got a balaclava on.

>>234992
Lay the body down quietly. Lay in wait for the additional guard. If they start pacing away, good. If they come closer, we can spring them.

>>235002
let's take out the other guard before trying that. if you can be silent about it i think getting on top of the box and death from above would be best.

>>234992
Right, now he's going to soil himself, don't want to use that outfit then. Sneak up behind the other one and knock him out, strip him and memorise the facial features of both and then toss them into the water. We're just going to have to hope that they were in the start of their schedueled patrol so they won't be missed for an hour or so yet. Then we need to move real quick and find our target before that time span is up.

Good way to get that done would be taking the form of a human and using one of those uniforms.

Aagh well at least they're evil

>>235051
Yeah, and their wives and kids are pure malicious satanic energy. They will simply laugh at the news that their loved daddy or husband died, then laugh even more as the mother is forced into prostitution and the kid has to go out on the street to find her johns and starts running with gangs. When she dies to a particularly abusive john and the kid goes a few years later in gang related violence everyone will smile and laugh about it.

I know I will.

>>235007
then
>>234995

Once taken care of, empty the contents of one of the large creates into the water. They're probably golem parts. Stash the bodies in the crate.

>>234992
Argh. Well, that puts paid to the total subtlety plan. Might as well get the other one, since he'll notice this guy missing long before anyone else does, and then proceed onward quickly.

>>234992
Great, now you need to tie rocks to the body and dump it in the water so they won't find it.

>>235051
...they are? For all we know they're building a golem to try to fight whatever hideous evil that MacGuffin we ran off and handed to mommy was supposed to release.

Well now that we've killed one I suppose it's only proper to slaughter every living thing in this complex.

Fortunately guards usually have to have more muscle than fat in order to get the job of guard. they should sink nicely.

>>235155
Agh damnit Rynh stop killing people

>>235155
actually, it says so in the job description. if you look back the country building the golem is the SAME one that WANTED the artifact that released the dude.

He should have thought of that before he decided to guard a valuable target for what I can only assume are bad people.

Proceed.

Rynh is a mercenary, killing people is in the job description, stop worrying about it!

Drop that next motherfucker than hide the bodies somewhere good.

[A snapping neck makes a pretty loud crack.]

>>234992
Eliminate the second guard. Take their uniforms off, stash them nearby. Hide the bodies deep underwater.

Stripping him and polymorphing is a pretty sweet plan.

>>235235
It does doesn't it? We should just avoid having shitstains or urin smelling clothes. That whole deal about bowels and bladder voiding after death makes it rather nasty to get into the clothes that someone died in. Although if we're quick with the stripping we should avoid the worst of it.

>>234992
Rynh, stop being a Metal Gear parody and get to the Golem foundry (so we can have a Gigantor or Gundam parody).

>>235249
You shut your ape mouth up this instant. We are going up, finding out who our brother is and have a long duel with him.

Well, now that you killed one of them, killing all of them stealthily seems like an excellent idea.

Rynh 2010/09/28(Tue)16:43 No. 235351 ID: 8c0848
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>Lay the body down quietly. Lay in wait for the additional guard.
If I'm going to kill the other one, using the dead guard as a distraction, then shanking him in the back works well enough. Now the dock is clear of guards. Live ones, anyway.

>>235351
Geez, Rynh. Remember when you felt bad about killing some people that were actually attacking you, back when we first met?

>>235351
Move on up the elevator!

disguise yourself~

give two chest stabs to puncture their lungs and dump them in the water.

>>235351
And now you've got to move fast. Hide the bodies if you wish, but it will only be a short while before someone notices the guards' absence and investigates. Hurry, Rynh.

Get em to the water.
Dump em quick.

Restrain from killing from this point forward.
Make a note to stick to hand to hand if you can.
There's less blood that way.

Also, you think you can get some sort of... Scry radar thing going? Could be helpful...

Leave the bodies in a compromising position, then move on.

>>235351
Gods damn it, now you're gonna have to use soiled clothes. Or skip that part until you find another guard.

Oh well, grab a crossbow and possibly an outfit and then dump the bodies in the water and continue onwards.

Pick up the body, then put it down. Wait for an item to bounce out.

>>235351
Alright, good. Dispose of the bodies. Their outfits look pretty basic, see if you can imitate the design with an illusion.

Either way, proceed.

>>235462
>some sort of... Scry radar thing
We got that already:
>>234198

Rynh 2010/10/02(Sat)11:49 No. 237138 ID: 8c0848
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I move inside after sinking the bodies. It's some kind of loading area. The guard in here probably figures the guards out there will keep anyone out, so he might not be paying attention. I'll be careful regardless.

>>237138
DEATH FROM ABOVE.

>>237138
Go behind or over that box. Knock out that guard.

>>237138
If there's just the one door, I guess you need to get through it. You can probably hop up onto that crate, or go around behind it if that's unfeasible/would make too much noise. Either should provide a decent point from which to launch a sudden, unexpected attack. Then you can search the body, stash it atop the crates, and move on.

327 kills
0 alerts

Do what you do best.

Rynh 2010/10/02(Sat)13:44 No. 237261 ID: 8c0848
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I climb up and jump on the back of the guard. He goes down like a sack of bricks. I don't think he's dead though.

>>237261
can you fit in his uniform?

>>237261
HUTTAH! NECK SNAP!

>>237261
Eat his heart.

>>237261
Remove his uniform first and see if you could fit in it if you shapechanged. If you can then do so, snap his neck and move on. If not then just snap his neck.

>>237261
Stuff him in that space between the boxes and the wall.

>>237273
This, then
>>237274
this

>>237261
Is he a she? Is he cute?

jegus hawlee x-ing, what happened to sneaking in? now you HAVE to kill and hide the body or its over :|

>>237274
Wouldn't throwing it on top of the crates be less detectable? They're enough above head-height that I don't think anywhere in the room would have line of sight to the body.

Anyway, no opinion on killing or not. Though if you don't, an extra smack to make sure that they're down for a while wouldn't be a bad plan. And check to see if there are any interesting items on him- keys or some sort of magical ID card which might allow access to anything secure would be nice. Not that I expect it, but not even looking would be a waste.

I want to say interrogate him first, but it's probably more risk than it's worth. Loot kill and hide the body on the crates,.

>>237261
Drag him out someplace quiet, like the dock. dunk his head in the water to wake him up, then proceed to interrogate. Dunk his head for an extended period of time if at any point he dissatisfies you.

Neck snap. Hide body.

3 kills
0 alerts

>>237549
all for it.

If anything:
findout how to get to the dungeon/prison area. There could be possible allies there.
Obtain a guard key
Kill him dead,


No regrets
those who regret die

That torch reminds me. How's your night vision?

You can't kill everybody, what if someone else from your group thought about infiltrating this place in a disguise! There's no dibs. Remember to check the asses of all guards before attack. It might be similar to Thordan's, Jehral's, Gustav's, or Noko's.

Magical slumber.

Put him on top of that box thing.

...
KO guard
take his clothes
walk with distinct ass movement
marry same guard a couple years later while fighting with him against a torrent of soldiers

im against anything that takes time. we cannot give him space to scream or alert other guards.

simply strip search his body then kill him. if you can fit on his clothes even better.

Rynh 2010/10/03(Sun)13:20 No. 237816 ID: 8c0848
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I off the guard and check him for anything useful. He has his crossbow and a knife.

He's a bit shorter than me, so his uniform probably won't fit my girlish figure.

>>237816
Well that sucks. Ok, grab the crossbow and the knife and lets move out as stealthily as we can. Use the knifeblade as a mirror to spot around corners.

girlish figure.

>>237816
Girlish figure? I'm not even touching that one.

Onward, with stealth and caution.

use his clothes to damp the blood.

take out the torch, unless you want to make a weird accident where he could have burned himself to death.

>girlish figure

Do you mean freakish figure?

>>237816
(Socom) crossbow aquired

so... that'd make the (Famas) a gunpowder prototype or something

>>237853
More like the AK-103 from MGS4.

Wow, you've killed 3 of the three people you've encountered so far. Stealth fail. Oh well we can always just decimate the population of the base until there's no one left to work on the golem.

>>237904
Bullshit. Nobody has detected her. She is perfectly stealthy. Untill they find the bodies or notice the missing guards.

Move fast, strike hard. You already took throwing knives, right? Take crossbow or knives. Whichever you are better with.

What's that? Three trusty guards aren't at there posts?

Well they must have gone to gamble or something, don't raise any alarms.

>>237958
Of course that's how it works!

>>237904
That's not how decimation works.

>>237969
fine, lets call it hand crafted genocide.

>>237816
hide somewhere near a stable

overhear someone has killed three people and is using stealth
hear guy in rafters talk to himself
realize someone else is here?

>>237816
This probably isn't the best place to show off your curves with an extra-tight shirt. Proceed with caution. Try to avoid anyplace where you might leave footprints. Yours will stand out.

Also note that the enemy may have Large employees, either slaves or willing employees.

The size of the doors, the way the boxes near you are stacked, and the height of the ceiling could mean they have minotaurs or other big 'uns around.

>>237816
You are putzing around here FAR too long. Leave the docks already and find that golem.

Rynh 2010/10/13(Wed)18:30 No. 243093 ID: 8c0848
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This corridor is pretty desolate. I wonder if it has anything to do with it being the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere?

But if this place is so easy to break into, why is this contract still up for grabs?

watch it! thing behind that crate on the right.

>>243093
Enough to make a person paranoid, isn't it? They must have tighter security further in... or have some sort of trap for catching intruders. Keep on your toes, stay stealthy.

If you can catch and interrogate the next guard instead of killing them, that might yield some sort of useful information.

If they are making a golem they probably have other bits of magic around, look for scorch marks and the like.

Rynh 2010/10/13(Wed)19:34 No. 243135 ID: 8c0848
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*thud*
"Murderous wench! Face my totally wicked raging fists of justice and prepare to be annihilated!"

What the fuck is that?! Who talks like that?

an overconfident jackass. make a hard gust come from behind him and knock him flat on his face.

>>243135
A dumbass of some sort.

Shout "LLLLLLLLLIQUID!"

>>243135
He's probably about to attack. Take a few steps back and prepare to dodge.

>>243135
Looks like he's wearing metal.

Metal conducts electricity.

ZZAP MUTHAFUCKAH!

Electrocute him.

>>243135
If he's bragging about his totally wicked raging fists of justice, you should probably not let him punch you. So dodge if he tries.

And stay fairly quiet as you fight. No shouting, and try to use more subtle versions of your combat spells. If you can use lightning without crating massive booming noises, for example, that would be good.

Rynh 2010/10/13(Wed)20:27 No. 243205 ID: 8c0848
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>avoid his fists
>electrocute him

Okay.

shock him till he's dead.

Well that wasn't so hard!

Loot the body.

it's looting time. probably thought you were a fighter, was not expecting a magic attack at all.

Make sure to get in a coup de grace when he falls down. That shit people were giving you about killing those guys? Totally doesn't apply to bosses.

>>243257
kill him
make sure he's 100% dead
into the water he goes
go on

obtain more health and storage capacity

>>243205
More shocking. Unless it's very draining for you. Then just crush his throat and then snap his neck. Don't want to get blood everywhere, people can smell that stuff and it is a bit more noticeable.

Suggestion 2010/10/13(Wed)23:57 No. 243373 ID: 492153
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>>243205
Poor Bang Shishigami, even in quests your still a unimportant side character. Don't bother killing him he's not worth it, he hasn't even hit you with his drive 4 times.

>>243373

What kind of lunatic has a giant NAIL for a weapon?!

Interrogate him. He's important, maybe he has useful information!

Don't kill him, just stun him, then restrain and interrogate him.

>>243391
The kind that likes to hammer home his points.

Suggestion 2010/10/14(Thu)07:14 No. 243434 ID: 38f11d
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>>243417

>>243434

Congratulations! By order of the Ministry of Internet Distribution, I hereby declare you worthy of one (1) "Rynh Pinup"

Rynh 2010/10/15(Fri)17:48 No. 243954 ID: 8c0848
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He's not down yet. Just a little charred. He clears his throat and begins to speak, "If you'll give me a moment here, I will inform you that you now face The Human Turbine, Pummeler of Platoons, Basher of Blockades, Crasher Of Citadels...

>>243954
Now fireball him.

Two throwing knives followed immediately with a wind gust or force push to knock him down. Then ice prison.

hmm, more power. and aim for his face.

>>243954

Zap him until he learns that monologging is counter-intuitive to winning.

Rynh 2010/10/15(Fri)17:58 No. 243963 ID: 8c0848
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>Now fireball him.
>aim for his face.

"MAGN- Ow! FUCK!

What an ass. That shut him up for a moment at least.

Keep zapping him.

We'll tell you when to stop.

>>243954
Another fireball. This time aimed at his balls, followed up by a thrown knife to his balls almost immediatly. Then one towards his eyes. After which it's probably time to finish him off with a slash to the throat.

Magic is not damaging him. Try weapons or indirect magic like ice formations or ground shaping.

You can use your fire breath to obscure his vision when approaching for an attack or using ranged weapons.

Is this the parody-everything dungeon, wherein we will continually run into wacky analogues of settings and characters from other media? Because the evidence is beginning to mount.

Now icicle his crotch

Try damaging his scarf, it might be more then just a decoration.

Falcon likes.

Anyway, burn scarf, burn clothes, laugh and get ready just in case.

>>243963
Fireball him again, then throw a knife right at his face.

>>243963
at this point, sound likely doesn't matter

I suggest you tell him to shut the he'll up and earth magic that crotch of his

I expect something solid and large to hit him in his happy parts.

That is, of course, if he's against you...

Or you could tell him that you'll lay him if he goes the fuck away...
Then blue ball him to death
or just not show up...

Or... Hmm...

Got a hammer?

Don't forget you upgraded your fire breath.

Ah, Metal Gear parody. I'd somehow forgot about the requisite BATSHIT INSANE bosses.

You still have one of the guards' crossbows, right? Because it is always a good time to shoot someone in the face.

Ask him if he knows anyone called Bang.

>>243963

Tell him that Taokaka will always have more fans and then blow the biggest raspberry you can (then proceed with the magical pew-pew)

Rynh 2010/10/18(Mon)18:02 No. 245762 ID: 8c0848
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"If you're quite finished, I will introduce myself. I am MAGNUM POWER IGNITE! but since you are my opponent tonight you can just call me...


MAGNUM P.I.!

Rynh 2010/10/18(Mon)18:03 No. 245764 ID: 8c0848
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"Really?"

"..."

combo fire-breath and fire-control to light his clothes on fire and super heat the metal parts.

Shoot him in the dick with a lightning bolt.

ARE
YOU
SERIOUS!?!?!?!?!?

Break out in laughter.

What happened to the body?

>>245785
...an excellent question! "Nice to meet you. What did you do with the body I stashed up there?"

Since we have now blasted him with various evocations several times, it's probably time to ease up a bit and do some dialogue. It seems apparent that killing this guy is more likely to be achieved through a knife in the eye.

>>245764
"What'd you do with the corpse up there?
Also, why are you working with people whose last plan was to release an ancient god of anger and destruction in the hopes it would give them free stuff out of gratitude?"

>>245764
Peg him with a rock spell.

Direct magic does not work.

Draw your weapon. I hope you brought something other than daggers and throwing knives.

Rynh 2010/10/18(Mon)20:37 No. 245840 ID: 8c0848
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>firebreath

Yeah... That sounds good.

>>245786

something tells me they dont tell the people with common sense about their ulterior motives


errr not that it looks like this guy has any

now grab it with your fire magic and squeeze it.

Really, he expects a hit and hitback fight?


Apply crossbow directly to the forehead

or, in a show of diplomacy, you can explain that you're there to save the world from a golem which is reported to destroy the earth and what he knows.

Since he's such a tard, he'll probably tell you.
If you're lucky, he'll join your party and mysteriously dissapear except for fights

>>245840
If he can survive *that*, you'll know he's good boyfriend material! :D

Seriously, though, this guy might be freakishly tough despite his oddities. Might be a good idea to find out exactly what his motives are and attempt to use diplomacy to sway him to your side. If he's a "warrior of justice", he might just be stupid enough to do it.

Combat his denseness by being more dense than him. He seems like the kind of guy who won't attack without his opponent understanding the justification for attacking them.

"So if you fight for justice does that mean you came here to team up with me? Cause I don't really need an assistant, this place is annoying enough to sneak around with only one person. But if you really want to, we can take separate paths so that if you get caught I won't get noticed too."

You should be able to convince him that you killed those people for justice. If you're lucky you may even be able to get him to join your side. Shouldn't be too hard as he seems to have no problem 'annihilating' people for justice himself. If he needs an explanation for why you attacked him just say he was being too loud and you didn't see how a little electricity or fire should do more to a guy like him than make him stop talking.

>>245840
He seems to have an almost comedic resistance to being burnt. He probably has some kind of protective charm. The scarf, maybe?

Hell, loot the scarf just for the fact it wasn't set on fire. Just wash the man-neck stink off of it and it'll be perfectly serviceable.

what the hell guys? we attacked him already, diplomacy is not going to work. think up battle plans, not peace plans.

>>245990

Diplomacy will not work.

SLEUTH Diplomacy might work.

>>246029
Do you mean it's time?

I doubt he is a friend of justice.

Cure him with some carefully placed RAIDA PUNCH and RIADA KICK

Rynh 2010/10/23(Sat)10:43 No. 247088 ID: 8c0848
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Fist diplomacy is the best diplomacy. If he doesn't want to fight back, it just makes it easier on me.

>He probably has some kind of protective charm. The scarf, maybe?
I can't see any other reason to wear something so stupid, but if it is protecting him, it only keeps him from dying. It's really not keeping him from getting hurt.

Continue hurting him. But man it looks like he's healing himself or something after every hit you make. Gonna have to cave in his head or something if you can't wear him down.

Start asking him questions while beating him. Like how you can blow up the golem, or where it is, or how many guards are ahead.

>>247088
Strangle him with the scarf.

Grab scarf. Swing him around by it. Smack wall.

>>247088
>>247100
Grab him while he's falling and hoist him up by it, then jiggle him with it like they do a failed hanging.

>>247088

Don't kill the dude.

>>247088

This amuses me... so much...

>>247088
Take scarf, tie it securely around his neck.
Obtain man-flail.

you are wasting time with him.

hang him by the scarf in the torch above the doorframe and keep moving.

Rynh 2010/10/23(Sat)18:24 No. 247327 ID: 8c0848
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>swing him by the scarf
>strangle him
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! God damn, this is kind of fun at this point.

"Yoooooooooou arrrrrrrrrre nooooo maaaaaaaaaatch fooooooor meeeeeeeeeee!~ Give uup and I'll goooooo easy on yoooooooooooooooooooooooou!~"

Tsk... Yeah right.

>>247327

Finish him off with a throw and a kick. That should make him explode

Smash him directly into the ground

You have a fine ass.

Do what you find most fun. Let your sadistic side out.

>>247327
Go for gold, try to swing him through the lit torch so his hair ignites, THEN swing him headfirst into the ground. If there is enough force he goes splat, awesome. If there isn't, jerk the sash towards you, shapeshift into a dragon, nom his face/bite out his throat.

At some point, he does have to actually die, yes?

>>247327
Have your fun for now. When you get bored smash him full speed into the ground or a box.

Yank back hard on the scarf to reel him toward you, then leap forward and finish him off with a kick

>>247338
A very fine ass.

>>247327
Slam him into the floor so hard that it cracks. Then finish him off with those nice claws on your feet. If nothing else he won't be able to keep talking if you rip out his throat.

This means you have a weapon that won't break, or won't matter if it breaks. It's just loud and annoying.

After all, weapons were procure-on-site, right?

>"Yoooooooooou arrrrrrrrrre nooooo maaaaaaaaaatch fooooooor meeeeeeeeeee!~ Give uup and I'll goooooo easy on yoooooooooooooooooooooooou!~"

>This means you have a weapon that won't break, or won't matter if it breaks. It's just loud and annoying.

>Stealth mission.

ಠ_ಠ

That said, I should add that this is hilarious-awesome and fine dragon-bold ass is fiiiiiine~

Ok we're wasting time. lets settle for knocking him unconcious

>>247421
How?

Electricity was ineffective the moment the current stopped being supplied by Rynh.

Fire applied to the face and the WHOLE body didn't cause him enough pain to pass out, or even burn him.

The pressures of being choked and swung around BY THE NECK didn't cause him to black out. Hell he kept talking, which should have been impossible.

>>247525
Hate to say it but we're going to have to try something sharp.
If that proves ineffective, beat him into a few walls, then tie him up with his scarf and throw him in the river.

This guy is crazy-durable. Fling him away and let's run and hide. Stop wasting time with this douchebag!

>>247327
Remove scarf, beat him unconscious.

no wait, good way to get rid of him permanently, weld rocks to his arms and legs, then throw him in the water.

I know you are having fun Rynh, but you'll remember that we are here to do something.

>>247327
Fine then. Let's do this the old-fashioned way.

When he hits the ground, pull him to you with the scarf and pull the scarf off of him. Then tear his face to shreds.

Note: you do not have to stop with his face.

Oh just snap his neck already!

Rynh 2010/10/24(Sun)17:25 No. 247715 ID: 8c0848
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"ALRIGHT IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE REASONABLE, YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE THAN TO UNLEASH MY MOST POWERFUL ATTACK!

MAGNUM SP-"

>Yank back hard on the scarf to reel him toward you, then leap forward and finish him off with a kick

*krrrnch*

Well show us the gory result, geez! Put on his magic scarf too.

>>247715
I hope your foot's alright...

>>247715

==>

Rynh 2010/10/24(Sun)17:40 No. 247728 ID: 8c0848
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He's not moving a whole lot. Usually he just shrugged off everything, now he's just kinda twitching. I guess it was the scarf, soo... I win.

Where was I?

if it makes you tough as fuck then try putting it on.

Put on magic scarf. Investigate uninvestigated passage.

>>247728
Take the scarf. It will lend you POWER.
Also I guess we were trying to be stealthy?

Finish him.

Fucking pacifists.

>>247728
Kick him in the nads for good measure.

You've got the Flawless Victory.

Now when standing close to him, press Forward, Down, Forward, High Punch.

Tie the scarf around your head like a bandanna.

>>247728
Make sure he's dead, then investigate the hole in case it leads somewhere useful.

Also, equip the stupid scarf. It probably has some kind of power (or maybe he just psyched up over it), and if seen from a distance someone might mistake you for the buffoon.

>>247748

Dash off in search of adventure

>>247728
Equip scarf and tear out his throat. Make sure he's really dead.

>>247770

Nah, just leave him.

>>247728
Fill in the wall with magic rocks. leave him inside as additional filler.

We are on a sneaking mission, so kill him and stash the corpse somewhere out of the way.

Unless you feel bad. He was probably just another merc looking for the same bounty. You could just stick him somewhere out of the way and leave him.

>>247728
Wear the scarf as a sash, not a scarf - lest what happened to limpy boy here happen to you.

>>247883
Heck, if it's that useful, wear it as a chest wrap.

You know, if you actually need one.

That could either be a Scarf of Incredibly Rapid Healing, or a Scarf of Being Loud and Obnoxious and Getting Beaten Up. The latter could be somewhat inconvenient.

>Put on Scarf.
>Become Kamen Rider.

>>247888
This is actually a good idea. Wrap it tightly around your torso and you have instant win armor.

>>247728
Steal and destroy his pants.
Shatter his dignity completely so he won't seek to challenge you again until he's a credible distraction.
This will also probably cause him to delay going to others for help or warning. You know, after the whole twitching thing.

Rynh 2010/11/04(Thu)22:33 No. 252574 ID: 8c0848
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He's crushed through the wall. He's either dead or incapacitated for the foreseeable future, at least.
I guess I'll check out the scarf. It's a bit long, but it's obviously magic. Probably a regeneration enchantment. It'll be good to have, as long as the bright red doesn't give me away.

Conjure some wind so you can pose in it.

nice. magic stuff is always cool.

Don't be stupid. A guy like him isn't going to stop bothering you unless you remove the head.

>>252574
I doubt the red will give you away, but wrapping it tighter might help a little- no trailing behind you. You can dye it later, when this mission is over.

Time to keep moving.

Wrap the end around yourself a few more times. Right now, one wrong step could get it to snag on something or hinder your movement.

Looking pretty cute there~

Wear it as a Sash. That way you will eliminate tripping on it.

>>252574
Wrap it up so it's not flapping around in a dramatic manner. Things like that can get you killed.

Oh, and cut his fuckiung head off. Be certain that he's truly dead and won't come back to mess with you during some vital escape scene. Oh, and hide the head. Don't want some sticky fingered mage to put him back together somehow.

Kill everyone in the facility in a more silly manner.

>>252574
Test it out some.
Prick your finger, make a few kicks in the air, and try jumping.

Suggestion 2010/11/05(Fri)14:08 No. 252845 ID: 2cd851
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lolbored

Rynh 2010/11/06(Sat)19:23 No. 253440 ID: 8c0848
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Okay. This thing seems to float around like crazy, even when there's no wind, but it kept that guy from dying for a while, so as long as I avoid having it grabbed...

Shit. Worker. He might be more of a threat than some retard with a magic scarf, since he looks kind of huge.

Tie that damn thing into a knot, if it flails infront of your cover it'll likely get noticed. Watch what he's doing, use your intuition to judge when to move from box to box, he may go past you doing whatever so then is your time to move.

>>253440
Tie that scarf up so that you look like less of an utter moron.

Avoid being noticed by the worker, if at all possible. Try to evade/get past.

>>253440
Tie the end of the scarf around your middle. Now it's a scarf -and- a sash.

he probably wont go down to a head snap, but a knife through the heart is a knife through the heart.

>>253440
Knife -> head

Also, tie that thing up somehow

Rynh 2010/11/06(Sat)23:22 No. 253550 ID: 8c0848
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Ngh... Okay, now I can... He's leaving.

Meh. Dragging bodies around is hard work anyway. Now I'm way up in the air for no reason.

>>253550
The scarf. Tie it up. Wear it differently if you have to, but that waving shit is not going to fly.

If the way is clear, get going forward, quick and quiet.

==>

I mean, uh

<==

>>253553
The correct way to "tie up" a scarf like this is to wrap it around the lower half of your face like a ninja.

Do so, Rynh.

Is the worker patrolling or gone? Wait for a few minutes. If he comes back for the lower box, then wait till he starts pushing it away and then drop down and murder his face in.

>>253563

Suggestion 2010/11/07(Sun)06:27 No. 253645 ID: 192c6d
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>>253440

You're doin it right.

>>253550
Ok, stalk after him until we get to someplace good.

Rynh 2010/11/07(Sun)10:25 No. 253696 ID: 8c0848
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I don't know if this is good or not, but this hall leads from the dock to a warehouse area, by the look of things.

>>253696
Hmm, if you're lucky he might be bringing something to the golem construction area. Or you could jump him and break fingers until he tells you the shortest way to get there.

Follow that guy. If nothing else the noise of the crate will cover your movement and he'll probably exchange words with any guards on the way.

Rynh 2010/11/08(Mon)19:16 No. 254272 ID: 8c0848
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He kept going up to the left, so now I'm clear to go either to the right, into what looks like another hallway or follow him up to the left, deeper into the warehouse.

>>254272
Hmm, lets go right and see if it's a hallway to our target.

agree, for now to the right.

Well use the crates to build a giant fortress trap that....

Actually just go to the right. It might be a way out of this warehouse.

Rynh 2010/11/11(Thu)06:52 No. 255174 ID: 8c0848
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God damn. Do they have guards just milling around everywhere in here?

>>255174
It's a standard part of the guard contract.

>>255174
Use your Mage Hand cantrip (it's free!) and make the torch fall over and potentially go out. In the confusion, roast and/or break the necks of the guards. Also, keep one of their helmets and WEPON in case you have to do some stabby or posing.