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217193 No. 217193 ID: bf1e7e

There was a bet made as to whether or not this will work.

The rules:

1- There are no Suggestions in Update Quest.
2- Anyone can update Update Quest. To do so they must simultaneously post a suggestion (Ideally in a command line format) and an image (description optional, but often appreciated) showing the results of that suggestion. Everyone is the author.
3- No simple negations of previous updates. Everything is canon.
4- Art Quality is not important. Any characters introduced should have some obviously recognizable feature that can be reasonably reproduced by anyone attempting to update update quest. Anyone updating Update Quest should feel free to draw to the best of their ability, or even simply to draw passably.
5- Don't just create characters and start E-RPing or anything like that. No original do not steal freeform one-upmanship either.
6- In the spirit of good questmanship, try to avoid just trolling this into the ground. This is a risky endeavor, and it'd be nice to see it work out (whether or not this is likely is the subject of said bet).
7- If you have an idea for something, update! Non-contradictory updates can be held alongside one another, and either can be built upon, brought back together, or run parallel. In the event that multiple segments are running concurrently, put something in your subject line and refer back to the post you are updating from (which is good form in the first place). We don't want this to just end up with one or two people updating, that defeats the purpose.

An example post will follow, and try to kick this off.

Rule Addendum: Updates should be Numbered in the format UQxxx. Any textual description can follow as desired, so long as the initial tag is there. This rule was not present at the start of the quest, so some of the updates are not numbered; there will be no punitive action taken concerning these posts.
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No. 217194 ID: bf1e7e
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217194

>>217193

>G - Wake Up
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No. 217200 ID: 112399
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217200

>>217194

> G - Stand up and pick up the letter written to you.
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No. 217204 ID: 8bdb6a
File 12814944625.png - (15.29KB , 768x768 , UQ004.png )
217204

>read note, hug tom, ignore monster
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No. 217212 ID: bf1e7e
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217212

>>217204

>Read Further
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No. 217214 ID: 7f1ecd
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217214

>Suddenly blue button
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No. 217215 ID: 7f1ecd
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217215

>You notice that there is additional paper taped on
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No. 217217 ID: 620bfb
File 128149982773.png - (42.79KB , 1266x768 , UQ.png )
217217

>Seems completely legit. Push buttan!
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No. 217219 ID: 8bdb6a
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217219

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No. 217220 ID: c00244
File 128150113821.png - (13.80KB , 612x534 , ohno.png )
217220

>>217217
>Realize that you've made a horrible mistake
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No. 217229 ID: b4b04d
File 128150343446.gif - (9.22KB , 768x768 , test1.gif )
217229

"HOOMPH".
A large face suddenly appears as some large creature becomes stuck halfway out the pipe opening's aperture.
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No. 217231 ID: b4b04d
File 128150353770.gif - (15.68KB , 768x768 , test2.gif )
217231

The water has stopped flowing, or at least is being stopped up by this new blockage.
"Oh. Uhhh. Hey, G. How you been?"
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No. 217243 ID: 4531bc
File 128150494192.png - (22.95KB , 768x768 , uq.png )
217243

"Wait a second, who are you? why are you here? Why am I here? I don't rememb-I̗̻͙͈̯ ̺A͎͓̬̘̩̘͔M͖̦̫ ̺̝̜H̲͓E͖̖̲̖̘͓ͅR̲̰̱̮͕E̠̪̩̤ ͇̳̟͔̮ͅT͎̗O̟̲ ̥̥̙̤C͇̺̤̗̫̹͉OL̳LḚ̤͇C̩̮̺͇͎̠̤T̫̲̝̙̪̪

what just happened?"
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No. 217245 ID: a7a85a
File 128150517291.png - (275.09KB , 641x487 , host.png )
217245

> A voice rattles from above, presumably over speakers judging from the synthetic sound and periodic crackle. It comes from the area the ladder leads to.

"My, that was most unexpected. But guests, I do love guests! I've been waiting for what feels like forever, please do come in and make yourselves at home. As a matter of fact I am so inclined to insist that I shall be electrifying the ladder in some five minutes. Give or take. There's no where to go but up, my dear friends!"

> A spark of static ends the transmission.
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No. 217249 ID: 112399
File 128150545678.png - (17.19KB , 768x768 , UQ010.png )
217249

> G - Throw papers in pipe monster's face.

"Okay, now that was just uncalled for."
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No. 217250 ID: 7c97d9
File 128150552667.png - (105.39KB , 768x768 , 128945752832.png )
217250

>G - deliver a quick slap to creature, show it who's boss
"Oww! Come on, G! You know my mannerism! They just found out where I was hiding and pushed me into the sewers. I tell you, it smells worse than I do on a hot day!"
"Anyway, I'm stuck here for good... Maybe there's something around here that could get us both out of here... Why not try the stairs?"
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No. 217258 ID: 05c9fd
File 12815081163.png - (134.87KB , 679x660 , uq12.png )
217258

What stairs?
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No. 217267 ID: 426169
File 128151311493.png - (152.72KB , 900x900 , uq13.png )
217267

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No. 217276 ID: 8f63ab
File 128151616958.png - (75.13KB , 900x675 , uq14.png )
217276

>G - Climb that damn ladder already!
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No. 217283 ID: 34470e
File 128151738048.png - (12.17KB , 513x420 , uq15.png )
217283

G climbs up the ladder, and tries to open the door. It's locked. He tries to jump and grab the key that's taped from the wall, but surprisingly, it's just a picture.

"G, what are you doing? If the door's locked, just go down the stairs!"

"...I don't see any stairs at all. Just this ladder."

"What's gotten into you, G?"

"Nothing. It's just that there's a large gap, and I'm a bit afraid to risk it."
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No. 217307 ID: 55c4cf
File 128152888850.png - (14.53KB , 768x768 , UQ016.png )
217307

> G - Throw cat.

"Screw your stairs."
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No. 217310 ID: 4b887c
File 128153123426.png - (89.60KB , 900x675 , uq17.png )
217310

>G - Get the key!

It's not possible! The cat grabbed it first and now it's flying out of reach!

"Hey G, maybe I can help you out with that.
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No. 217322 ID: d560d6
File 128153705985.gif - (16.36KB , 640x480 , UQ18.gif )
217322

>>217310
*FSWHIP*
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No. 217327 ID: d560d6
File 128153743870.gif - (18.91KB , 640x480 , UQ19.gif )
217327

>>217322
>Get key

Oh, for the love of Pete.
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No. 217337 ID: 7f1ecd
File 128154032019.png - (111.14KB , 768x768 , updatequest3.png )
217337

>DON'T WORRY G, I GOT YOU COVERED
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No. 217338 ID: 4531bc
File 12815407475.png - (17.19KB , 768x768 , uq2-tongue.png )
217338

*BZRRT*
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No. 217342 ID: 620bfb
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217342

"Weww, I gob da key."

The intercom crackles again, spitting out a burst of static followed by a familiar voice,
"Tsk tsk tsk, I do so hate it when my guests are impolite. Let's try something different."

More buttons appear along the walls, none of which have labels.
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No. 217344 ID: d560d6
File 128154375176.gif - (22.05KB , 640x480 , UQ23.gif )
217344

>Check inventory

Your pants are quite full.
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No. 217349 ID: 4b887c
File 128154526484.png - (173.49KB , 900x900 , Uq24.png )
217349

>G - Eat delicious skittles embedded in the walls.

"Hey! You aren't supposed to do that!"
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No. 217364 ID: 1963d1
File 128154976622.jpg - (20.90KB , 600x600 , uq25.jpg )
217364

A dizzy feeling suddenly rises from G's stomach and he struggles to maintain his balance. The world around him seems to shift beneath his feet.

Well, I did warn you, G...
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No. 217373 ID: 7f1ecd
File 128155160539.png - (106.02KB , 618x662 , updatequest5.png )
217373

>Wait we're a guy?
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No. 217377 ID: 55c4cf
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217377

FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS
................
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No. 217379 ID: cf68aa
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217379

"I warned you about them stairs bro! I warned you!"
>Stand up and examine surroundings.

>Confirm gender, female. Just very flat.
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No. 217385 ID: 4b887c
File 128155527292.png - (63.42KB , 900x900 , Uq28.png )
217385

>Read note.
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No. 217387 ID: b4b04d
File 128155560519.gif - (8.71KB , 717x630 , wat.gif )
217387

>Turn around
wat
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No. 217411 ID: d560d6
File 128156085381.gif - (18.59KB , 640x480 , UQ30.gif )
217411

>THROW POKEBALL

Ok!
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No. 217413 ID: cf68aa
File 128156211550.png - (31.03KB , 500x500 , caught.png )
217413

>>217411
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No. 217415 ID: e973f4
File 128156298662.png - (24.46KB , 400x400 , UQ32.png )
217415

>>217413
>G: Curse the RNG
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No. 217422 ID: 932552
File 128156473465.png - (24.74KB , 400x350 , Super_Effective.png )
217422

>>217415
> Have to weaken it first.
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No. 217423 ID: d560d6
File 128156509295.gif - (5.41KB , 640x480 , UQ33.gif )
217423

>>217422
>Take it a little further
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No. 217424 ID: 8c0848
File 128156568735.png - (10.75KB , 545x600 , Upderp.png )
217424

>Contemplate the morality of your interspecies lesbian sex.
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No. 217425 ID: 932552
File 128156588471.png - (46.74KB , 600x400 , Slutpunny.png )
217425

> WOULD YOU LIKE TO BLAH BLAH NICKNAME BLAH?
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No. 217427 ID: d560d6
File 128156636453.gif - (9.60KB , 640x480 , UQ36.gif )
217427

>>217425

One of the lights the wall begins to flash.
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No. 217433 ID: bf1e7e
File 128156823293.png - (14.57KB , 768x768 , UQ037.png )
217433

>>217427

>Get Dressed, Resolve not to eat any more flashing wall objects

This is all very uncomfortable right now.
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No. 217471 ID: 34470e
File 128157355077.png - (8.69KB , 529x425 , uq38.png )
217471

>>217433
>Check the back of the sign.
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No. 217473 ID: d560d6
File 128157426631.gif - (14.70KB , 640x480 , UQ039.gif )
217473

>>217471

Oh, hey, there's a tiny safe behind the note.

...surely whoever set the combination on this wouldn't be that stupid?
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No. 217475 ID: 932552
File 128157509044.gif - (8.00KB , 434x350 , fucknote.gif )
217475

>>217473
> Try combination anyway. Open safe.
THERE IS A NOTE INSIDE. Also a solid gold diamond. But who the fuck cares about that THERE'S A FUCKING NOTE!!

> OMG OMG READ NOTE HUG FUCK
Settle down spaz.
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No. 217476 ID: 932552
File 128157514570.png - (32.90KB , 600x300 , wannatalk.png )
217476

>>217475
> Examine buttons more carefully. Become emotionally distant to Slutpunny.
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No. 217488 ID: bf1e7e
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217488

>>217476

>G - Press the Lightning Bolt Button

==>
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No. 217489 ID: bf1e7e
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217489

>>217488

>==>
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No. 217496 ID: 491db1
File 128157803422.png - (68.77KB , 400x400 , FUCK.png )
217496

>turn lights back on.
>Press button on far right.

A hidden door opens.
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No. 217512 ID: d560d6
File 128158151383.gif - (9.74KB , 640x480 , UQ045.gif )
217512

>>217496
>Crawl through secret door

You can't! It's slightly too small for your ANDROGYNOUS BUILD.
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No. 217521 ID: a7a85a
File 128158234932.png - (229.76KB , 412x480 , ohgee.png )
217521

>Okay, go for broke. Press the death button!

I press the ominous looking skull button.
A new panel slides opened. This one is big enough for me to fit in.
...
Oh God...not again...!
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No. 217530 ID: 932552
File 128158443386.png - (44.77KB , 600x400 , notbunny.png )
217530

>>217521
> Send Slutpunny to investigate the smaller door first.
> She's smaller and expendable.
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No. 217543 ID: a6008c
File 128158806647.png - (20.25KB , 605x626 , ScaredBunny.png )
217543

Slutpunny returns, seemingly terrified!

But, she can't tell you why, because she can not speak, has never been able to speak, and probably never will speak.
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No. 217550 ID: 932552
File 128159078218.png - (31.81KB , 500x400 , notalky.png )
217550

>>217543
> But I could've sworn you just-
Slutpunny explains that no you are probably just insane and she has never spoken especially not to people who don't want to talk.

Also there are HORRIBLE NOISES coming from the smaller door now!
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No. 217554 ID: f202ec
File 128159130325.jpg - (35.51KB , 500x500 , UpdateQuest50.jpg )
217554

Slutpunny grabs the NOTE, retrieves a MAGIC MARKER from her CLEAVAGE, and quickly writes a MESSAGE!

...well, that was less useful than you hoped. The bunny took her sweet time, too - the HORRIBLE NOISES have grown quite loud.

[CUTSCENE END]
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No. 217560 ID: 05c9fd
File 128159642988.jpg - (173.77KB , 700x700 , uq0051.jpg )
217560

>Scoop Slutpunny up in your arms.

Holy shit!
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No. 217564 ID: cf68aa
File 128160014720.png - (63.94KB , 500x500 , up#3124.png )
217564

>Hide slutpunny and prepare for boss battle!

G tosses slutpunny aside and prepares for boss battle!
The tentacle monster stares her down
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No. 217586 ID: c2c011
File 128161009996.png - (51.70KB , 500x500 , G draws her sword.png )
217586

G draws her sword and prepares to defend Slutpunny. Poor Slutpunny would be defenseless against the many tentacles of the beast.
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No. 217590 ID: f202ec
File 128161125371.png - (60.12KB , 500x500 , uq-54.png )
217590

>ATTACK!

Well, this isn't good.

CONTROL HAS SWITCHED TO SLUTPUNNY.
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No. 217595 ID: 858819
File 128161206360.png - (159.81KB , 900x900 , uq55.png )
217595

> slutpunny, stop being defenseless!


Things are about to get hot here...
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No. 217599 ID: b4b04d
File 128161279021.gif - (9.16KB , 717x630 , wat.gif )
217599

>Feebly attempt to ward off fetishistic elements and continue with actual quest storyline
OH NO THE TENTACLE MONSTER HAS BACKUP
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No. 217600 ID: a7a85a
File 128161355817.png - (112.62KB , 364x230 , somethingeffective.png )
217600

>Quick, use a non-copyrighted attact to fend off the white tentacle guy!

Slutpunny uses Boob Tackle! It's what some would call unusually effective!!!
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No. 217602 ID: a7a85a
File 128161448416.png - (174.47KB , 394x384 , ithadtobestairs.png )
217602

The creature wails as it's sent right though one of the open doors,

"FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS.................."
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No. 217606 ID: e15f89
File 128161576024.png - (147.24KB , 800x600 , UPQ-001.png )
217606

... but apparently, there is a small problem with your clever plan.
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No. 217613 ID: e15f89
File 128161952347.png - (132.08KB , 800x600 , UPQ-000.png )
217613

>On the panel before the previous one...

<"No! NOT STAIRS! HELP ME BROTHER!!!">
<"What -- you're too heavy what do you think you're ">
* Translated from Horrible Noise-ese
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No. 217641 ID: 932552
File 128162706439.png - (66.83KB , 600x400 , deathstairs.png )
217641

>>217606
So then we're FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS. It's such a long fall, and we surely would have DIED HORRIBLY had we fallen before!
But luckily instead we land on all the monsters, so they die instead. You feel totally accomplished for solving the puzzle maybe.

NOW WE ARE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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No. 217642 ID: e31d52
File 128162738526.png - (4.92KB , 640x480 , UDQ.png )
217642

>Examine room

That's a pretty wide pit.

And a mean fellow at the other end!
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No. 217653 ID: 932552
File 12816289359.png - (39.50KB , 600x400 , tinybeard.png )
217653

>>217642
> Taunt him.
He seems very angry now!
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No. 217654 ID: c2c011
File 128162904556.png - (13.08KB , 640x480 , The bridge extends_.png )
217654

Oh oh. Look like he's extending the bridge to get at you for your most foul insults.

G had better think up a plan to defeat the guard before he can reach her.
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No. 217658 ID: 620bfb
File 128162977953.png - (15.22KB , 640x480 , hail.png )
217658

>Hail him.
You're right, it was impolite to taunt him without greeting him f-

You had no idea you could do that. It just seems to make him angrier, and the bridge is done extending.
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No. 217685 ID: d560d6
File 128163570284.gif - (11.55KB , 640x480 , UQ066.gif )
217685

>>217658
>Bribe dorf
>Throw something hard at him!

You throw the INCREDIBLY VALUABLE SOLID GOLD DIAMOND at the guard; it bounces harmlessly off his helmet and plunges into the abyss. With a shriek, the dorf drops his axe and dives after the precious stone.
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No. 217692 ID: e31d52
File 128163640345.png - (5.37KB , 640x480 , UDQ.png )
217692

>>217685
>@dorf
>Explode
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No. 217694 ID: e31d52
File 128163649663.png - (5.65KB , 640x480 , UDQ.png )
217694

>>217692
>fix art error!
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No. 217701 ID: d560d6
File 128163785037.gif - (15.25KB , 640x480 , UQ068.gif )
217701

>>217694
>Stop dicking around and cross the damn bridge already.

You grab the axe and cross the FUCK out of that bridge.

Nothing can stand in your way now!
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No. 217703 ID: e31d52
File 128163834632.png - (7.11KB , 640x480 , UPD.png )
217703

>>217701
>Except a locked door.
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No. 217712 ID: 932552
File 128163948124.png - (59.46KB , 600x400 , fuck_doors.png )
217712

>>217703
> WE HAVE AN AXE
FUCK LOGICAL PUZZLE PROGRESSION!
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No. 217728 ID: 3ce5b4
File 128164110544.png - (114.83KB , 900x900 , uq70.png )
217728

Door is defeated!

And guard is not amused.

"You could've knocked, these things aren't cheap, you know?"
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No. 217738 ID: c1f2ce
File 128164203556.jpg - (24.12KB , 260x247 , nnn.jpg )
217738

Rocks fall everyone dies
/thred
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No. 217742 ID: cf68aa
File 128164223083.png - (48.35KB , 500x500 , thankgod.png )
217742

>>217738
Thus ends the life of Thred and a potential boss battle.

G is now free to walk around the room
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No. 217746 ID: e31d52
File 128164256645.png - (8.98KB , 640x480 , PDU.png )
217746

>>217742
God damnit.
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No. 217751 ID: 3ce5b4
File 128164316748.png - (95.16KB , 900x665 , uq73.png )
217751

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No. 217763 ID: 5f0943
File 128164514973.png - (82.29KB , 900x665 , THREDUNDEAD.png )
217763

>>217751
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No. 217766 ID: cf68aa
File 128164565393.png - (14.85KB , 500x500 , updates.png )
217766

>Walk along the walls to avoid complicated puzzle.

Done
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No. 217769 ID: e31d52
File 128164581698.png - (15.83KB , 500x500 , PDU.png )
217769

>>217766
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No. 217777 ID: 5f0943
File 128164646376.png - (14.81KB , 200x200 , Oh crap.png )
217777

>>217769
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No. 217807 ID: 932552
File 128164986044.png - (53.38KB , 600x400 , perspectivefail.png )
217807

>>217777
> Those doors don't have locks on them.
> Run like your ass is on fire.

MAN. THIS BETTER NOT BE LIKE A CAVE FILLED WITH ENDLESS TRAPS AND BULLSHIT.
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No. 217808 ID: 932552
File 128164994665.png - (84.24KB , 600x400 , airshoop.png )
217808

>>217807

Oh.

> Wait that doesn't make any sense. We fell for like three hours god damn
It's a REALLY BIG AIRSHIP okay.
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No. 217834 ID: 1dc978
File 128165534718.png - (505.65KB , 640x512 , FANCYTHAT.png )
217834

>>217808
>>Enter the door on the Right; turn on "color mode" temporarily.

HOLY SHIT, ITS A FANCY RESTAURANT!
It also appears to be completely empty.
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No. 217851 ID: d65652
File 12816581659.jpg - (152.69KB , 1000x700 , WooO!.jpg )
217851

>get drunk and party!

WOOOOOOO!!
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No. 217857 ID: 72528c
File 128165947543.png - (178.10KB , 900x900 , uq82.png )
217857

Suddenly a familiar voice comes can be heard, probably from some speaker hidden in the room.

"Well, G, I can see that you're having a good time while wrecking my airship and abusing my hospitality. You've been a naughty girl, and naughty girls get punished!".

A new voice speaks, with a robotic tone:

"SEALING EXITS. EXITS SEALED. RELEASING NEUROTOXINS IN.... 10 MINUTES. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
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No. 217858 ID: d65652
File 128165960048.jpg - (214.41KB , 1000x700 , Return to Castle Jerkenstein.jpg )
217858

>>217851
Ugh, you wake up with a terrible headache... but the alcohol must have shaken a memory loose or something. You remember R had a tattoo of a flour di li on its butt.

The intercom crackles to life... ugh, it's loud and annoying.

"YOU ARE IN A RESTRICTED AREA, G. This is not part of the testing environment. You need to return to the testing environment, for your own safety."

The voice doesn't sound quite as confident as it did in the other room.
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No. 217863 ID: bf1e7e
File 128166140698.png - (19.26KB , 768x768 , UQ084.png )
217863

>>217858

>G - Take stock of your surroundings

You appear to be in one of the staging areas for the stage in the restaurant. You feel incredibly sick, and you don't know if it's from the toxin or the liquor. It's probably a combination of both.

A muffled voice comes out of the pipe to your left.

Uh ... hey! I know that hangover! Is that you, G? How'd you get down here?
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No. 217910 ID: 1dc978
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217910

>> G: Realize something important.

If you're in the staging area of the stage and the stage is apart of the fancy restaurant.. There has to be a kitchen in the restaurant, probably with a fridge full of slippery butter or olive oil! You could probably use it to free your friend and get out of the room filling up with neruotoxins!

G commands to Slutpunny to go to the kitchen and get something slippery.
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No. 217931 ID: bf1e7e
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217931

>>217910

>S - Seek lubrication in the kitchen

Unfortunately, all of the exits were already sealed!

Besides, it's already been like 20 minutes.

>G - Ask what R is doing

Well, uhhh, see I was trying to get back down out of the pipes since I couldn't get out that way, but ... uhhhh .... I think that I gained too much weight from eating that imp cat.
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No. 217955 ID: 72528c
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217955

> Press one of the buttons in the Intercom.

Someone speaks through it.

"Yo, yo, yo, what's the password?"
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No. 218052 ID: a6008c
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218052

>Say nothing for 3 minutes
"Yo, you there or what?"

You begin to wonder if these neurotoxins are an idle threat. It has been almost half an hour since this room has supposedly been flooded with them.
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No. 218142 ID: f202ec
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218142

>"No. No one is here. Everyone left. So you should probably unseal the exits. ...yo."

There is a moment of silence from the other side of the intercom.
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No. 219906 ID: bf1e7e
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219906

>>218142

ICom: Yo G, you know I can't do that.

But check it, I think I can still help you out, yo. For old times' sake.
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No. 220101 ID: 1e291b
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220101

>>219906
Suddenly, the non-script picture of nothing in particular that was next to the intercom moves to the side. It reveals a small, circular safe of sorts, albeit there's no visible dial, keyhole or punch pad that suggests its locked or could be locked. Just a door handle. Dare you open it?
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No. 220111 ID: 446ab5
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220111

>Open the fuck out of that safe.

It reveals its contents: What it looks like a dynamite stick, a small bottle with a cryptic label and a key.
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No. 220126 ID: 932552
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220126

>>220111
> Light the dynamite.
Now what?
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No. 220130 ID: d560d6
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220130

>>220126
>Shut that damn rabbit up

G loses THREE KARMA POINTS.
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No. 220140 ID: b0020f
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220140

>DO SOMETHING
oops too late
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No. 220149 ID: d560d6
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220149

>>220140
>con't
What the fuck was THAT? G? G?! Are you OK? G?
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No. 220153 ID: 4531bc
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220153

>G - "Me? Hurt?"
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No. 220154 ID: 701a19
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220154

>>220140
The mangled body of your companion manages to 'speak', which is impressive considering the lack of a jaw.

>Once again I wish it were possible for death to claim me.
>I'll be fine eventually, but you need help.
>What the fuck, seriously?
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No. 220156 ID: 932552
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220156

>>220149
> Ignore Talking AssPipe. Examine remaining items.
Man, there's not much to talk about. The bottle is a bottle with the letters 'X Z' on it. There's some weird liquid inside.
The key has an eye on it. You're pretty sure it's looking at you.
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No. 220157 ID: 4531bc
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220157

098 was posted while I was drawing this. whether she's talking to the bunny or the key, you decide!
>G - "uuhhhh
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No. 220158 ID: 4531bc
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220158

(cont.)
>G- "You ugly."
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No. 220161 ID: 701a19
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220161

>>220158
>No fucking shit, G.
>Go find something to tie me to your back, and get a bag to cover me or something. I'd like to have some dignity.
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No. 220163 ID: d560d6
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220163

>Pour mysterious liquid on S

It generates an awful lot of obscuring smoke. And screaming.
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No. 220166 ID: 701a19
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220166

>>220163
>AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
>...
>G! STOP DOING THINGS! YOU ARE NOT- Oh, hey, my jaw is back.


Magic healing must be a lot more painful than being horribly maimed.
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No. 220170 ID: 4531bc
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220170

>I feel... odd...
>What do I look like, G?

G - What have you done!?
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No. 220172 ID: 21cc58
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220172

>G - I've seen a DO NOT PUSH button like 20 updates ago it's still unpushed.

>G- Ignore everything else and PUSH THAT BUTTON.
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No. 220183 ID: 932552
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220183

>>220172
"Oh god, G! There's all this endless water filling up the pipe! But don't worry, I think I can stop it if I glarblglbrlrllbbbb-"

Assbutt has died.

Also the room is very slowly filling up with water from a hole in his butt.

Also Slutpunny is apparently a goobunny now. We're sure that's totally logical and not at all related to some sexual fetish.
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No. 220184 ID: 932552
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220184

>>220183
> This is pretty stupid, just use the key on something.
NO, G. YOU ARE THE WORST QUEST PROTAGONIST EVER.

Anyway the leak has stopped.
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No. 220185 ID: 932552
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220185

>>220184
> Congratulate self on using ALL THREE ITEMS SUCCESSFULLY.
LOL OKAY.
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No. 220186 ID: e31d52
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220186

>Button: Wake up BOUNTY HUNTER Z

>Be the other guy.
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No. 220238 ID: f906a7
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220238

>G - Retrieve KEY from R's BUTT

Ew

>G - Open LOCKED CABINET with MOST DISGUSTING KEY IN THE WORLD.
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No. 220239 ID: 010554
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220239

WHOOPS! your karma caught up to you, the trap in the cabinet went off.
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No. 220241 ID: dad664
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220241

Luckily you had already retrieved your DISCOUNT BOUNTY HUNTER GEAR from the cabinet before it spontaneously exploded.
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No. 220246 ID: a594b9
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220246

>G: investigate open cabinet.

There is a hole here.
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No. 220291 ID: d560d6
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220291

>>220246
>Crawl through

It's a tight fit, but you manage to squeeze through an increasingly rough and scorched passage until you emerge into the bright light of another room.

There is a man standing about posing with his gun here.
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No. 220485 ID: 231806
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220485

>Z - Receive URGENT BOUNTY CONTRACT.
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No. 220506 ID: 701a19
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220506

>>220485
Oh, hey, those bounties is almost enough to get a milkshake at the local Fuel&Fly. It's like they're mocking you.
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No. 220538 ID: a6008c
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220538

>>220291
>G say hi to Z
"Hello my name is G and this is S and it is so nice to mee-"
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No. 220539 ID: a6008c
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220539

>Z shoot at crazy intruder who startled you
"GAH! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE!?"

Z does not like being spied on. Thankfully, Z is kind of a bad shot.

"Oh hey, you guys are wanted. Not worth much, though. Just a milkshake or two at the burger place. Or twenty, if I bring you in alive. Sup?"
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No. 221320 ID: b89b83
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221320

Cutscene: Start!
The MYSTERIOUS FIGURE WITH THE URBAN ACCENT sat quietly at the monitor. He's rather upset about the current situation. "Aw, hell naw! R's dead, S is... something else entirely, I's still dumb as hell and Thred's a fuckin' zombie! If this... Gawd damn. If something doesn't happen.. we'll be stuck on this damn airship forever.."

Of course, the MYSTERIOUS FIGURE WITH THE URBAN ACCENT can't do much of anything else so he switches the monitor back to "Metal Gear Solid 2" and plays the fuck out of it.
Cutscene: End. Return to gameplay!
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No. 221592 ID: bf1e7e
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221592

>Z - Apprehend

Z wasn't going to bother with this bounty at first, but given that the mark decided to fall into Z's lap there's little reason not to take it!
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No. 221594 ID: bf1e7e
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221594

>>221592

>S - Help!

S provides assistance in the best way she can.

Karma's a bitch, G.
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No. 221595 ID: bf1e7e
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221595

>>221594

>Welcome back, G. You're lucky we found you before you hurt yourself.

>Have a pleasant nap.

>End Chapter 1
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