Vidder

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A race of creatures appearing in Quest With No Name and Eivr. Hairless, grey/brown with large ears and a generally human body shape. Their women have slammin' tits. Also (from IRC):

Toastline> what do vidders smell like

<Rosque> Though I wouldn't exactly call them not tense o.o

<Brom> Toastline they smell like basil

<Brom> This is now canon

<Toastline> and they taste like beef?

<MiB> ... like... Basil?

<Brom> like basil

<Rosque> :D

<Toastline> :D

<Brom> and sure they taste like beef

<Toastline> I think that was what you said before but you hadn't decided

<Rosque> That is so delicious

<MiB> haha

<Toastline> Yes it is like they were made to be eaten~!

<Rosque> Nom

<MiB> they don't use chocolate syrup... they use steak sauce.

<Toastline> Nomeliad

<Brom> But their skin tastes like dragonfruit

<Brom> so if you lick one

<Brom> it tastes like dragonfruit

<Toastline> :o I don't know what that tastes like

<Rosque> Ooooh

<MiB> oh... oh.. nevermind then...

<Rosque> Dragon fruit is pretty good

<Brom> Their ejaculate is carbonated and tastes of caramel

<Toastline> ahahaha

<Brom> Their sweat? Chocolate

<MiB> ...

<Brom> tears? mint.

<MiB> this is getting a little weird...

<Toastline> This is getting a little awesome

<Brom> It started pretty weird

<Brom> and I don't leave things half done

<Rosque> So it ejaculates caramel soda?

<Rosque> It's like a pinata

<Brom> their urine is mauve and tastes like cardboard

<Toastline> ...what

<Toastline> what kind of pinata...

<Brom> their solid waste is confetti

<Toastline> Maybe I'm better off not knowing

<Brom> they poo confetti

<Brom> Original race

<Brom> do not steal

<Toastline> so uhhh

<Toastline> how much of that is canon XP

<Brom> Not all of it

<Brom> http://www1.tgchan.org/wiki/Vidder

<NurkingLewbie> How does anyone know what they taste like when no one in the world has a mouth?

<Ed_Pastry> The Icon update

<vytalibus> Taste does not have to be connected to mouths.

<vytalibus> You can call that a "taste".

<Toastline> indeed

<vytalibus> Someone else can say it isn't.

<Toastline> Also they do have mouths!

<NurkingLewbie> And the bacon-eating?

<Toastline> Don't you read ITQ

<Farmer> They dont eat.

<Farmer> They teleport the food to their stomachs trough magic.

<Farmer> Thats why they even have mages. They harness the power they use everday to eat to do other things, like fireballs.

<Brom> did i hear canon

<Brom> i think i hear canon

(None of the above has been yet confirmed true)

Actual Facts

Vidders have been confirmed to have tiny mouths (unfortunately).

Appearances

• Brom's quests lately are all about vidders. They´re featured heavily in Evir and Quest with No Name (AKA Oren)
• Dungeon Game has vidder-like creatures as dungeon guardians.